#he's sulky

[eta-volantis]

Oi. Show me your tiddies, old man.

[nerditudes]

tfw belle doesn't pay any attention to you.

[five-star-stay]

Han is absolutely the most adorable person ever. He playfully pretended sulk at stays who wanted him to call changbin over… He was like “Me? Him? You call him yourself, I won't do it hmph!” ᕕ(˶ ˃ 3 ˂˶)ᕗ

But then, in a longer video, he's shown to immediately go over to binnie and let him know that stays are calling him haha, he just wanted tease stays first.

[choccy-milky]

i saw this on twitter and its so dumb....seb would absolutely buy it LMFAO

[nanihirunkits]

But you know, he’s long forgotten about my car. I think he loves you. [...] I admit I started off with the wrong intention. But after spending time with you, I’ve changed. I never let anyone get the better of me. But for you, I’d do it again and again. I think we get along well. The only thing I can do right now.

THE HEART KILLERS | EP9

[axelsthoughtss]

How about you fuck Style in Kant's car for revenge then?

[one-vivid-judgment]

The Buddy Bingo is the best addition to the series cause some of this information is just ??? 

• Saeko has 8 different apps on her phone to pay at stores

• Zhao has 20 pairs of the same glasses

• Seonhee cooks gyoza for everyone at the Geomijul pretty much every day

• Tomizawa's favorite food is MOVIE THEATER HOT DOGS

• Seonhee is lowkey an astrology girlie

• Joongi goes fucking nuts renting DVDs (Thank you Seonhee, very cool) 

• Zhao is into gacha and a fucking whale to boot

• Nanba fought A FUCKING RACOON

• Tomi wants to run a café and go on a roadtrip with his friends and I think that shit is adorable

• Zhao wants to contact aliens

• Saeko works out lifting an 8 kilos pot

• Adachi's special skill is preparing the shogi board

• Chitose can dance. Saeko can't. Insert something sapphic

• Adachi learned flower language and how to surf to get laid

[fairyofshampgyu]

Oh, the things I’d do for puppy gyu

[salparadiselost]

Christmas, Kansas

“Yello” said Jason, elbows deep into the Batmobile because while the Bats away the Robins will play and all of that shit. Really, it was Bruce’s fault for giving Jason a pair of keys back into the Manor. What was the man expecting? For Jason to not take advantage of Bruce’s corporate trip to LA and pass up the opportunity to give the Batmobile a few “upgrades”?

“Jason? Oh, thank god, you have to come get me.”

Jason hummed. 

Somewhere in the back of his mind, Jason remembered some vague discussion about Bruce being gone and Dick starting to get concerned about it. 

“And why would I do that?”

“I’m trapped,” Bruce’s voice was starting to get a bit frantic. “Look I don’t know how much time I have left on this pay phone, but you need to get your siblings and come get me. I’m in a town called Christmas, Kansas. It’s at approximately 39 degrees north by 101–”

“Wait, the town is called Christmas?”

“Yes,” Bruce growled this word out with so much disdain that Jason was reminded about how the man talked about the Joker. “The town is trapped in Christmas. It’s trying to get me to feel the Christmas Spirit.”

Jason’s eyebrows crinkled together. “But you're Jewish?”

“That’s what I said! But no, apparently, anyone can feel the Christmas spirit, and I’m trapped here until I feel it, too. But I don’t feel shit except for the cold, because did I tell you, but it snows all the time here. It’s May! Jason, it’s May! And we have had three winter storms that have trapped us inside to force us to bake cookies and decorate trees and I’m going insane, Jason. I’m going insane! This might be what breaks me! I’m not singing Fa La La La La in fucking May, Jason!”

Jason had frozen, eyes widening as Bruce’s tirade ended, and all he could hear was his dad heavily panting into the phone. 

“Holy shit,” Jason whispered. He had heard Bruce at some of his worst and it was rare to hear Bruce sound so miserably exhausted. He was more used to Bruce sounding like he had a fair amount of control on things, but this man… this sounded like a man breaking. 

“Please come get me,” Bruce was practically pleading now. “I called Clark, but he’s been taken by this town’s delusion and apparently enjoys being here.”

Jason huffed a ragged laugh. “Of course he would, that man bleeds small-town Americana. He’s probably trying to get you to do all the Christmas traditions with him.”

“Yes,” Bruce said so miserably that it actually made Jason feel a bit bad for the guy. 

“Give me a few hours,” said Jason, sighing internally as he signed himself up for getting into more of this family’s bullshit. “I’ll have Tim trace the call, and we will come find you. In the meantime, go enjoy a cup of cheer.”

“I think if I drink another hot cocoa I’m going to have a sugar induced heart attack.”

“Cocoa? Who the fuck was talking about cocoa? I mean whiskey, Bruce. Or vodka. Or anything else strong and alcoholic that will tide you over until we get there.”

Bruce gave a grumbly, stilted laugh into the phone that definitely didn’t mess with Jason’s heart a bit and made him feel like he was twelve again. 

“Alright, Jay, I’ll see you soon.”

[zhoudadudugongjin]

So I was looking back at the big player board for fic writing purposes and I noticed something weird:

This screenshot is from when the ID photos are being taken of each player. 001 isn't on the board, which makes sense because Inho is right there in the management room lol

but then when people start dropping in red light green light it shows the board again and...

The top 001 square is most definitely filled in! So like, did In-ho just hop into a booth and whip off his mask and take a cute selfie before settling down in his comfy chair to watch the game then?? 🤣

[witchqueenvisenya]

daryl dixon did not undergo a reversal of his season 2 arc, did not learn to accept physical affection, did not learn to verbalise his feelings, did not get to believe in starting over and in the inherent goodness of human beings even in an apocalyptic scenario just for people to forget who the catalyst for all that was. it was beth fucking greene. it was her holding him through the loss of her father and still managing to prioritise his feelings. it was her having a conversation with carol when daryl leaves with merle to eventually going on and understanding daryl on such a deep level that even he is struck when she hugs him after saying 'i'm tired of losing people' and going oh! that's what i meant! that's what i am feeling! finally! i don't have to lay myself open so much as acknowledge the presence of someone else who is right there with me in feeling this exact same thing! daryl dixon did not learn to recognise the value of people just for who they are other than survivors for you to forget that it was beth greene who made him realise it first.

[vitrificvitriol]

Kinklabtober Day 7: Cuckolding! Sorry (not sorry), Astrotrain! Try again when you're a reasonable size for reasonable mechs.

My lines, @oozeandgoo-art's colours.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

the phenomenon of taking guy characters and turning them into women in mcyt and mcyt-adjacent fandoms due to a shortage/lack of well-written and engaging female characters needs to be studied i think. this isnt a gripe with transfem hcs i love transfem hcs but im just wondering. why go out of ur way to take a male character and slap she/her pronouns on him when you could instead read or watch something with good prevalent female characters that are very well written already? like. there's a fucking Pattern with the characters ppl hc as transfem. its always the kind and loving level-headed voices of reason that get the transfem beam. why do you think the soft and kind male character who's meek and mild and folds easily under pressure is the one who's a woman. why is that. huh. why. answer quick.

[lilithofpenandbook]

This. This right here.

Charlie had been very worried about what his parents would say to him regarding his injury. Worried that they'd be upset with him for having to remain in Hogwarts because of his injury.

And the thing is, Charlie wasn't misbehaving at all when he got injured. He was careless, but not misbehaving.

So what words exactly would Snape have had to them regarding this accident?

Words that have made them so mad that mentioning that Snape (and saying he was nice to us earlier) immediately gets the two cross again, and has Molly mad at him for the rest of the event, being exceptionally mean about him (saying she isn't surprised he wouldn't have got any gifts)?

You know what I think?

I think Snape went to stand up for Charlie.

I bet he told them that their child was far too worried about disappointing them when he was injuried. I bet he called them out for putting too much pressure on their oldest children (both Bill and Charlie are worried about disappointing their parents and feel a lot of responsibility towards the youngest). I bet he went and told them to their faces that they were the problem, and not Charlie. And I bet all this because of how mad they are at him. If he'd said 'Your child is a clumsy oaf because of how you raised him', neither of them would have been this mad about it. Annoyed, yes, but they would have also told Charlie off too. But because they're so irrationally mad with him, I think what he said to them was 'Your child is under far too much pressure from you, he was more worried about you being disappointed in him than his own injury, what the hell are you doing to these kids'.

He called them out and they're mad at him for it.

[mstrota]

bucky fucks like he means it and shows it through his physical prowess. he knows he’s a heavy weight even for a man like buck, but the knowledge that buck never resists his rough handling excites him to his core until one day when buck suddenly goes breathless in exhaustion, and doesn’t really stop trying to catch his breath, wheezing so weakly even after they’ve finished and bucky goes mirthful with realisation of holy shit are you—are you asthmatic??! and buck glares so hard he halt all sexual activities for a whole week before bucky begs for his forgiveness and apologises (unapologetically, mind you, much to buck’s quiet chagrin)

[impossiblefeat]

Espio's response to losing. Someone save this poor man and tell him he doesn't need to be perfect.