#he's such an asshole i love him so much

[daenerys-targaryen]

Shane Madej... my favorite asshole

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[egophiliac]

Wait, the tsun event has a whole bit dedicated to Malleus bragging about what kitchen appliances he knows how to use? Twst EN just got the milk culinary crucible, which means at the same time Malleus is showing off, the entirety of the EN players are learning Leona doesn't know how to use a microwave. The timing really just makes it feel like Malleus is flexing on Leona XD

it's in Mal's card story rather than in the event proper, but yep! after teaching his tsum proper microwave usage, he takes it on a tour and very proudly shows off his extensive knowledge of household appliances. (except when he thinks his tsum fell into the washing machine and doesn't know how to unlock the lid, so he just. explodes it instead. hashtag just diasomnia things. 🤷)

I do think he and Leona should get into a fight about who has done a better job of learning how to use kitchen tools! Leona has the advantage of having grown up in the modern world, but Malleus has the motivation to actually do literally anything. who will win

[isatohlee]

I had way too much fun with this :]

Sebastian and horror design are by @pepurroni on twt

[justaz]

thinkin…………..arthur gets injured and is being treated by gaius and merlin but he’s awake and gets to see firsthand this competent and serious merlin that meets his gaze constantly and arthur notices the fear and terror in his eyes that he forces back to heal him. thinkin…….merlin being his nurse while he heals and not leaving his bedside in fear of infections settling in while he’s gone and loosing arthur in such a simple way. arthur constantly wakes to a hand carding thru his hair or caressing his cheeks. thinkin………….merlin holding arthur’s head in his lap as he spoon feeds him broth. gaius rolling his eyes and leaving the room bc he and merlin and arthur all know he can sit up and feed himself but merlin leaves his fingers on arthur’s pulse and breathes in sync with him while arthur stares up at him like he hung the moon and the stars and carries the air into his lungs and squeezes his heart to pump his blood.

[satoumafuyuss]

This is totally how this scene went, right?

[frnkiebby]

who gave him the right to be so fucking pretty????~🎃

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Call that a Cave Story.

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[alabasterpickles]

Y’all should watch Kid Cosmic if you haven’t

[deoidesign]

Can you tell who my favorite character is right now...

[colliholly]

I love thinking about Chip and CEO's interactions

Not only is Craig ruining this man's life with the override but he's also Chip's boss, so he would get dragged to stuff like dumb company parties and Chip just has to sit there miserably and be a good employee. Craig would tell the waiters at a restaurant it's Chip's birthday and they would sing and put a dumb hat on him

[iamespecter]

Do either Agnes or Caine pick up on Tagalog from Pauline?

They don't really usually hear Pauline full-on speaking in tagalog because there's no one else who could understand what she's saying (aside from their more intimate moments, where Pauline teaches them new tagalog words of endearment)...

... but there is the occasional casual swearing slip up, to which they would immediately ask what it means out of curiosity.

Of course, Zach (Jax) already knows a handful of the swears and insult in tagalog because Pauline (Pomni) calls him those casually, ESPECIALLY when he's up to no good.

[wholecakes]

zoro who is so caught off guard by sanji’s kinder actions towards him is one of my favorite tropes. sanji crafting him specialized post workout snacks personally adjusted for him but still down to fight and call him names. he’s still the biggest asshole zoro has ever had the displeasure of knowing, and he’s horribly considerate. he’s a little confused but doesn’t reject any of sanji’s specialized treats. it’s not like sanji is fawning and doting over him like he does nami, so zoro feels like he can cross off sanji actually liking him from his list of reasons as to why sanji is acting like this. but it’s still fucking strange..

meanwhile sanji is in his kitchen wondering how zoro hasn’t taken a damn hint yet

[makiswirl]

can i just say. and this is probably a niche hill to die on. that i am so gobsmacked every time someone vaguely hints at the idea that jotaro doesn't care meaningfully for the other crusaders, usually particularly kakyoin and joseph, when those two actually tend to be the ones he reacts to being hurt the hardest

like he cares for his loved ones!!!! that literally plays into his character motives in every single part he shows up in!!! stop lying to me!!!!!!!

[pengu1n-flyer]

On the bed on the floor the walls the couch outside inside doggy style wherever whenever-

Ok ok but like…the thought of him fingering reader while he’s got the brass knuckles on has been running rampant in my mind for DAYS 🥰

(I found this GIF on google so if anyone has any idea of who could’ve made it, pls lemme know so I can credit them!! <3)

[shizunitis]

whats your favourite Binghe quote from canon?

Assuming we’re talking about Binghe’s dialogue? Either way, it’s this, from my absolute favourite moment in SVSSS:

Other favourites, in no particular order, under the cut. Because of who I am as a person, you can’t ask me for just one quote.

“In a month, I want to watch every step of your fall from grace with my own eyes!”

“Luo Binghe, don’t be rash!” / “Too late!”

“Shizun, look at what l've become. Am I strong enough?”

“Being able to dream is also a wonderful thing.”

“I’m not even allowed to dream?”

“What have you done?” / “You tell me: what have I done?”

“Don’t touch him!”

“What’s lost is lost. I don’t blame you.” / “But that’s all I have now.”

“Ah, the loser I defeated.”

“Yes, I am a mongrel. The entirety of Cang Qiong Mountain was defeated by a mongrel. Glorious, isn’t it? […] Let everyone in all the realms know that Cang Qiong Mountain, the leader of the cultivation world, was slaughtered by a mongrel, powerless to fight back. How about it?"

“You overestimate yourself.”

“So Shizun can, at times, guess what this disciple is thinking as well.”

"You fear becoming a burden to Cang Qiong Mountain, […] but Cang Qiong Mountain fears not your burden." / “How many unbroken bones do you still have?”

“If Shizun sees me as no better than a beast either way, I might as well live up to expectations.”

“Go... Anywhere you want... Just don't stay here!”

"May I ask who's paying? […] It’s me. And I didn’t bring enough money. So, two rooms.”

“I always chased after you, calling 'Shizun, but in fact I was deeply afraid that it was just my one-sided wishful thinking.”

“He can say whatever he likes about me, but not about you!”

“I am a demon, so go ahead and attack me altogether, […] I don't care. But what has my shizun done to be attacked together with me?”

“I also missed you. […] Really, really missed you. There wasn't a single moment when I didn't miss you...”

And, of course:

���I have no father. I only have Shizun.”

[littlestkoi-n]

the rage I feel when reading Blood of Olympus chapters 45-56 is almost equivalent in magnitude to the absolute joy I experience when reading The Last Olympian chapters 1-23.

remember when percabeth was good? when they meant the world to each other but had other people they cared about (nico, for one. both of them. so much), other worries and other storylines aside from their romantic plot? and when nico's completed arc wasn't repeated for no reason other than to dump more trauma on the youngest character in the series? when background characters were included in the story not for all the unnecessary last minute romantic subplots but because they were fun and fascinating to learn more about? and were actually friends with main characters? remember when grover was percy and annabeth's best friend forever? and antagonists were actually interesting and intimidating and had compelling goals? and the story revolved around friendship and family and loyalty? and death was definite and loss was palpable and battles were thrilling?

yeah. good times.