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i feel like someone Has to ask abt halamshiral, so if no one else has, i will <3
ask meme - inquisition locations
god thank you bc Halamshiral is so interesting (and contradictory) from a Solas perspective.
Halamshiral itself is not a place of good memories, for either the elves or Solas personally, and the latter, at least, is his own damn fault.
First, the most important part of its history is elven, yes, but as far as we know, it’s all after the fall of Elvhenan. The Ancient Age timeline is iffy at best, but the Long Walk is well after Solas put up the Veil.
Second, Halamshiral ties directly into one of Solas’ shittiest moves in the lore (which is impressive, given his long list of shitty moves). Because of Celene’s massacre of the elves, and Briala’s uprising, Felassan sees that the Dragon Age’s elves are just as real and worthy of living as the ancient elves. Felassan’s choice to allow Briala to keep control of the eluvians and tell Solas to, respectfully, fuck off, gets Felassan killed. Just because he dared to say that these are their people, too.
So Solas not only lost one of, if not the, last remaining allies he had, he “lost” Felassan because his pride and anger got the better of him. This is the Solas who didn’t blink over destroying the Conclave and the world at the start of Inquisition. He didn’t really gain a semblance of humanity beyond Make Thedas Elvhenan Again until he was stuck with the Inquisition for a while.
And yet for all this historical and personal shitshow, and how truly awful it must be to walk in its memories in the Fade, when we bring Solas to the Winter Palace he is having a fucking ball. He is vibing. Not only is he drunk off his ass, which I love, but it’s like he’s really living for the first time in a while. This is the most we really see him as himself, or at least, the slightly more carefree self he must’ve been once. The Orlesian Game is stupid, but boy does he seem to enjoy it.
It’s understandable why - his rebellion wasn’t just battles. That great lore piece with Fen’harel and the noble (“kill the other daughter”) reads far more as a rebellion of subterfuge rather than an actual fight. If Fen’harel could “walk in both worlds”, he was probably doing Lelianna-level intrigue at a bunch of evanuris and adjacent functions before the Dread Wolf rebellion overtly took off.
Solas at the Winter Palace is like he finally got a shot of adrenaline he didn’t realize he’d been missing. Like, say, an extrovert finally extroverting after being in lockdown during COVID lol. He forgot how damn fun this could be.
The Trespasser Winter Palace experience is entirely different, and I think a lot of that owes to how changed he is after he gets his power back. Whether it's the power itself, the regret over Mythal, or that he now has more regrets over his impending 'my world-ending explosion is gonna make Anders look like a saint' (or all of the above). Trespasser Solas is back to being the Dread Wolf, and he doesn't seem like he's had any fun in the intervening two years so. Not drunk this time.
#fatesown#i have not ever had enough threads of drunk Solas at the winter palace and i think that's criminal#thank you so much for this#he's such a hypocrite#headcanons (some have wisdom for those willing to listen.)
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just started season 2 of house of the dragon and sir criston makes no sense to me. like how are you gonna crash out at the thought of becoming rhaenyra's whore, but be totally cool w fucking the queen ?? like what happened to that honor you were so self righteous about sir? what of that sworn oath??
#like i actually hate him#he's such a hypocrite#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#sir criston cole
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Spike at a flower shop. 🌹
Nosey Cashier: You don't seem like the type to be into plants and the like ?
Spike: ( places some roses on the counter ) Ha, that's hitting kinda close. There's not many things that actually suit my type.
Nosey Cashier: Ah, so are these for someone special ?
Spike: Mmm. . . ( taps his finger in thought ) . . . somethin like that. . .
Nosey Cashier: Yea, I figured so. ( they take his payment and count the amount ) People like you be coming in here every other day it seems.
Spike: People like me ?
Nosey Cashier: Ahahah no offense, of course, just there be many men who look rough around the edges who know very little about plants and flowers whatsoever. . .
Spike: Huh. . . you seem like the awfully observant one. ( he grabs the roses and prepares to step away )
Nosey Cashier: BUT ! They also go through great lengths to try to find the perfect one for their special someone. There's something kinda soft about those types who go out of their way like that, you think?
Spike: I'm not exactly the soft type.
Nosey Cashier: Yea, they say that too until they're with their partner or crush, no surprise there.
Spike: ( fights the urge to roll his eyes and turns away to hide his embarrassment as he walks away, roses in hand ) Man, I hate flowers.
#ic <> spike#/I just felt like writing a snippet of something#he's such a hypocrite#the temptation of hope hangs in view <> verse 002#the flowers are for Niah obviously he the only one who didn’t get any yet
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Jason but he wears this helmet 😼
#jason todd#red hood#dc comics#batman#my art#digital art#just something really quick because I saw these helmets for the first time a few days ago and have been thinking about them ever since#won’t tag dick because he’s not even really here#also dick doesn’t know what he’s talking about cause those helmets are sick as hell#mister hypocrite DISCOWING grayson
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Bruce: *waking up in a hospital that he drove himself to after having a heart attack and telling absolutely nobody* hey…
The entirety of the batclan looking over him with Dick in the centre, an absolute terrifying grin on his face:
Dick: hello Bruce, nice evening isn’t it? Got something to share with us?
Edit: the fic is now out on ao3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/57780508
#I’m writing a fic abt this if anyone is interested hehe#he proceeds to give him an Alfred long lecture about injuries and shit#the word “hypocrite” gets said at least 50 times#everybody is fucking ecstatic that they caught him in the act cause ever time THEY hide their injuries they’ll just bring this up#batman#dc comics#batfam#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#red robin#kate kane#batwoman#batgirl#cassandra cain#tim drake#damian wayne#robin#damian al ghul#fanfiction#batman fanfiction#heart attack#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect dc quotes#batman and robin
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tf isthis how you flirt ? ?
(part 6-7/?)
(<previous>) (next part)
#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#cw strangulation#whata hypocrite#makingproblems out of nothing forno reason#cantbe normal for one minute no not ever#hes totes projecting smh#also little explanation for the glitch effects - this isnt his actualform itsjust a manifestation with lesspowers n stuffso she can#be mor undercover#so the crackling is like hes destabilizing#emotions dothat to a fella#he haaates being calledout for hisbulshit
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uhmhmhmmm just occasional thoughts about Daniel's interaction with Marius
#(can't wait to see old Daniel shutting him up immediately)#sorry i can't stand Marius's hypocritic ass and since his role in Lestat's life is unavoidable then i just need to see Daniel's reaction#because old Daniel is definitely going to be much different from the book one (who ended up living with Marius at some point 😭)#like oh damn he isn't going to deal with Marius's bullshit and his “im the smartest person in the room” behavior#and ofc im sure he is going to call the fucker out for all the shit he did to Armand#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv daniel#daniel molloy#marius de romanus#iwtv fanart#vampire chronicles#my fanart
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Losing my fucking mind over this passage. you're telling me, after physically and emotionally torturing him, tricking him into building a doomsday device, emotionally manipulating him for YEARS, and ruining his relationship with his only remaining friend, this is what Ford counts as "crossing a line"? This is Fords breaking point? After everything? It's been over a decade since he's seen Stanley. He has no reason or intention to contact him. After all this time, he's still angry at him. And yet, Bill using his body, his voice, to tell Stanley that he hates him and never loved him is too much, too horrible even for Bill. THIS is what forces Ford to take action. AFTER EVERYTHING. Stanford Pines the man that you are. aa. aaaaaa
#i'll admit this does read a bit like 'you can't ruin my relationship with my brother. that's my job'#but ford is a hypocrite. we know this#despite inviting stan over to be his errand boy he doesn't want stan to get involved in his mess#he would never say it out loud but his brothers safety is still a priority of his. despite everything#under dozens of layers of anger and pride and upset he still cares for stanley so deeply. ahhhh#aigh#aogugughgh#gravity falls#stan twins#gf#stanford pines#the book of bill#stanford pines what is wrong with you (affectionate)#gf meta
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MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕
#ill never get over how he just sleeps on the floor its so cute to me and seems so at odds with his personality which makes it better#hogwarts legacy#hphl#ominis gaunt#ominis gaunt x mc#ominis gaunt x oc#ominis x mc#hogwarts legacy ominis#hogwarts legacy fanart#hey look everyone its my nameless MC aka just brown haired clora LMAOOO#its like when u play a fighting game and you and your friend both choose the same chara. this is clora with a diff colour scheme BAHAHA#this has been in my wips for like a year im not even joking im glad to finally actually draw it properly LMAO#i also love how all of my ominis centric posts involve him on the floor/talking about the floor LMFAOO EVEN THE SMUT ONE#what can i say i just love a man who isnt afraid to chill on the floor ok#also i love a hypocritical man LMAO apparently. i always make seb a hypocrite and now im makin ominis one too#HOW COULD U SLEEP ON THE FLOOR MC?#meanwhile#also srry but dont get ur hopes up for more ominis content anytime soon this was just in my wips and i rly wanted to finally have it done#A RARE TREAT FOR THE OMINIS GIRLIES#choccyart
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I wanna redraw this and make it a sticker one day.
#logan howlett#wolverine#xmen#i like to imagine hes glaring at a kid skipping class to smoke#hes not a hypocrite cus his healing factor#but they dont know that
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I like to think this scene is the moment Crosshair decided they were keeping the reg (not Hunter -- Crosshair. Because he's the baby brother and he gets what he wants). Crosshair is highly skilled and extremely irritating at times but he values loyalty, competency, and valor, and I think he saw all three in Echo right off the bat.
Crosshair was kind of the one who stuck beside Echo and General Skywalker during this arc. (I would like to point out that he shot threats off of Mr. The-Chosen-One twice in these episodes, thus proving his cool factor and my belief that Anakin was always slightly overrated.) He got a front-row seat to watch this broken, malnourished POW get jerked straight out of cryo just to 1) goof off and snark to his captain and general, 2) jump on a living dragon thing and just wing it like "Sure I can fly this why not" and 3) start popping airborne droids with ZERO armor and a borrowed (stolen?) blaster.
Of course Crosshair looked at Echo, then to his brothers, then back to Echo and went "He's ours now, deal with it." Echo reminded him so much of himself and his squadmates that he imprinted on sight.
#the bad batch#star wars#tbb hunter#sw tbb#tbb echo#tbb wrecker#tbb crosshair#tbb tech#captain rex#anakin skywalker#I don't really like Anakin at all at any point#reading the comic when he pretty much brags to A'Sharad Hett that he massacred his people just gutted him in my eyes#Not to mention he was a massive hypocrite for most of his life#echo just needs hugs#and now somehow he has new brothers that are weird like him#Rex is slowly realizing that his kid/little brother just got adopted out from under him and he's not sure how to handle it#skakko minor#POW rescure#Echo is the man no matter what shape he's in#But I totally think Crosshair gave him the blaster immediately
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ive seen complaints about laios not showing as much emotion as he should have on faligons reveal and i just know its because everyone was expecting him to be heartbroken
but its because that is not a heartbroken man. he legitimately thinks falin looks cool. that is the voice of an envious sibling looking at his sisters much cooler halloween costume and hes judging her for it being too much which is especially funny considering what happens later
#laios touden#“hey isnt that too much” he says like a hypocrite like any sibling trying to downplay a cool thing would#falin touden#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon
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Only allowed if he's in it
#hc that in the au moons just as strict as sun when it comes to safety. thats only valid when hes not included tho.#if hes in the shenanigan too then its no man lands everything's allowed#many things are a bad idea unless its him doing it. then its funny#hypocrite man whom i love#Perkeo won the race btw#that was a second doodle i was making then gave up#immortal au#doodles#sunshine draws#dca au#dca fandom#dca fnaf#dca moon#oc#oc — perkeo#immortal au art 🎨
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“I want you to stay with me, because you want to. Only if you want to”
also a version with strings:

OG:
Everybody raving about the “I didn’t realize you think sow low of me” while I’m still obsessing abt this
edit: forgot to add the second ver. so adding it in now
#Broooooo I am so sick of people piling on Stolas for being a hypocrite and assuming the worst#and I’m so sick of people blaming Blitzo and failing to realize how insecure he is about being loved#helluva boss blitzo#helluva blitz#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss fanart#helluva boss stolas#stolas goetia#stolitz#full moon helluva boss#full moon episode#I deadass think he handles giving the asmodean crystal really well#this scene made me cry#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#art#helluva boss fandom
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@princess-of-purple-prose your tag made me laugh ꉂ(ᵔ́▽ᵔ̀) who are you to try denying necromancy allegations, sqq??? obviously the effort to get along with the other protagonists is going great, keep up the good work!!
#svsss#mdzs#wangxian#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#wei wuxian#luo binghe#lan wangji#mxtx#the ironic thing is that i think wei wuxian could potentially get along with *shen yuan* like a house on fire#but shen “poser” qingqiu? wwx picks up the holier-than-thou hypocritical cultivation master vibe from a mile off and is having none of it#...however i think if wwx tried to needle sqq like he does lan qiren that would clear a lot of things up#wwx tries to make a point and by the end they are both loudly and angrily agreeing with each other#wwx can draw out sqq's rants#they get along better after that#my art
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you get how much it means that ERROR makes a DRAWING of INK????
#or at least he wants to pass it off as his own#i hate him so much he's such a hypocrite#/silly#undertale#undertale au#utmv#ink sans#error sans#fluffy trash
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