#he's such a fucking bitch!!!
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rapunziedameron · 5 months ago
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by the way, when I say Poe has a habit of punching down at people when he's put on the spot or feeling threatened, this is what I mean:
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(the context here being Zorii and him just watched Tomasso, who essentially raised Zorii her entire life and was the closest thing to a father she had, be brutally murdered by Zorii's mother despite decades of loyalty to her)
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and when Leia threatens him with the worst possible punishment of [checks notes] not working for a few days after his uncle just died, Poe immediately lashes out with the reminder that he has to find her brother, because he abandoned them.
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and when Finn says Poe doesn't know what Rey's going through in tros, Poe snaps back implying that Finn doesn't know her as well as he thinks he does. It's such an interesting trait of his, and I love how it all boils down to him constantly using the people they love as the emotional sucker punch: you want me so loyal to you that I end up dead like your surrogate father? You want me to take a break instead of finding the brother who abandoned you? Do you really know your best friend as well as you think?
It makes sense, because Poe's loved ones are his weakness - and the best way to either neutralize him or set him off, depending on what you're going for. I mean, just consider how pissed off he gets when Amilyn has the audacity to bring up Leia in the Last Jedi:
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it's his number one berserk button, so of course he treats it like it's everyone else's too - and more often than not, it is.
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fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent
(signed, an autistic person)
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onlinedolly · 17 days ago
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gilf nanami who’s too scared, too guilty, to fuck you. he’d never had someone this young before, it made him almost feel dirty. almost. so instead he stuck to working his fingers inside of your cunt, his other hand stroking his heavy cock to match with the thrust of his fingers. or he’d find himself nose deep in your cunt, lapping at your clit like a man starved until you came, soaking his face. sometimes he’d push you down to your knees and stick his cock deep enough down, it bulged your throat out. but fucking you? he couldn’t. fucking you with his tongue, his fingers, that was one thing. but fucking you made him realize what he was, an older guy with a much much younger girlfriend. a creep, a predator, a cradle robber, so to speak. but when you sprawled across the bed, ass in the air and legs spread, it was almost impossible to resist the urge to pin you down and show you how a real man fucks. maybe one day he’d work the courage, finally let himself give in to the urges, and feel how tight your puffy cunt was. sometimes he’d have you spread out on the bed, pull your cunt apart with your slender fingers, as he jerked himself off close to you, enough that when he cums it’s splattering across your clit. you’d beg him with big fat tears to push himself in, fuck you until you couldn’t put together a coherent thought, but he’d just sigh and promise soon, another time, as guilt creeps into his body. he’d fuck you with his tongue, his fingers, even various toys, some that vibrated and some that split you open until you sobbed. but never could he put his cock in, let himself get lost in your wet cunt, let himself become like the men he despised, like satoru, who had a different twenty year old riding a cock that needed a pill to get hard every week. he was better then that, even as he dressed you in skimpy clothes and placed a wand on full blast against you clit, he was better then those old perverted men with young girlfriends.
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time-woods · 5 months ago
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guy doesnt know what pins n needles are
( part1-2/? ?)
(start) (<next part>)
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oifaaa · 3 months ago
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It's funny how opinions can change over time for instance I used to want Bruce to be a good parent but then I realised how fucking boring that is to read at the end of the day comics are soap operas and I'm here for the drama
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brainrotcharacters · 6 months ago
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
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artist-rat · 6 months ago
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my sister finished her first bg3 run, here's evil gang reunion photo <333 (withers invented polaroid for the occasion idc)
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keferon · 5 months ago
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Biblically accurate Blurr~
Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg
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poisoned-pearls · 8 months ago
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Masquerade Road Trip 🚌
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Okay but like…. What if instead of using mirrors they had to stuff this whole cast of people into a bus/van
It’d be a little funny
(Also turn up phone brightness to see it better. Or don’t. Idk I don’t control you)
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cloud-ya · 27 days ago
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finally beat dark gaia today, had to draw werehog about it
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therulerofallpotatos · 5 months ago
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It's cool when Merthur fics go in depth on homophobia of the time plots but also if there is any medieval setting where you can have the King just decide to say "fuck social convention" and do what he wants its THE ONE WHO USED A ROUND TABLE FOR HIS KNIGHTS
We're pretty used to the concept by now but I dont think we always appreciate how batshit insane Arthur is. Or how crazy it is the amount of unthinkable stunts he gets away with. the magic was secondary to aurhurian legends when the real fantasy was a King who would and could radically change the system that kept the lower classes powerless and unseen
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ofswordsandpens · 7 months ago
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percy, mentally ill: I feel like I deserve to die. It's a punishment because im a horrible person. Does that sound crazy?
jason, also mentally ill: No that tracks bro samesies
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vamprisms · 6 months ago
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when you say you love fucked up freak characters that had better extend to female characters too and not just the men you want to write horny self insert fanfiction about
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delzinrowe · 5 months ago
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the best of Astarion | HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAP ♡
bonus:
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lotus-pear · 4 months ago
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
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personwholoveschocolate · 4 months ago
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they dont do fucking guys like this anymore. not in this economy
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