#he's such a fucking bitch!!!
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by the way, when I say Poe has a habit of punching down at people when he's put on the spot or feeling threatened, this is what I mean:
(the context here being Zorii and him just watched Tomasso, who essentially raised Zorii her entire life and was the closest thing to a father she had, be brutally murdered by Zorii's mother despite decades of loyalty to her)
and when Leia threatens him with the worst possible punishment of [checks notes] not working for a few days after his uncle just died, Poe immediately lashes out with the reminder that he has to find her brother, because he abandoned them.
and when Finn says Poe doesn't know what Rey's going through in tros, Poe snaps back implying that Finn doesn't know her as well as he thinks he does. It's such an interesting trait of his, and I love how it all boils down to him constantly using the people they love as the emotional sucker punch: you want me so loyal to you that I end up dead like your surrogate father? You want me to take a break instead of finding the brother who abandoned you? Do you really know your best friend as well as you think?
It makes sense, because Poe's loved ones are his weakness - and the best way to either neutralize him or set him off, depending on what you're going for. I mean, just consider how pissed off he gets when Amilyn has the audacity to bring up Leia in the Last Jedi:
it's his number one berserk button, so of course he treats it like it's everyone else's too - and more often than not, it is.
#nym speaks#my meta#star wars#st#poe dameron#he's such a fucking bitch!!!#he can be an asshole!!#a very deliberate asshole!!#he's like leia he is PERCEIVING of people and can cut them down to size because of it#ngl i almost don't blame zorii for hitting him for that one#that was such a dick move i love you baby but cmon
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fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent
(signed, an autistic person)
#mine#to the dumb bitch on tiktok who said he was just stimming i genuinely fucking hate you#autism#actually autistic#elon musk#ableism#us politics
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gilf nanami who’s too scared, too guilty, to fuck you. he’d never had someone this young before, it made him almost feel dirty. almost. so instead he stuck to working his fingers inside of your cunt, his other hand stroking his heavy cock to match with the thrust of his fingers. or he’d find himself nose deep in your cunt, lapping at your clit like a man starved until you came, soaking his face. sometimes he’d push you down to your knees and stick his cock deep enough down, it bulged your throat out. but fucking you? he couldn’t. fucking you with his tongue, his fingers, that was one thing. but fucking you made him realize what he was, an older guy with a much much younger girlfriend. a creep, a predator, a cradle robber, so to speak. but when you sprawled across the bed, ass in the air and legs spread, it was almost impossible to resist the urge to pin you down and show you how a real man fucks. maybe one day he’d work the courage, finally let himself give in to the urges, and feel how tight your puffy cunt was. sometimes he’d have you spread out on the bed, pull your cunt apart with your slender fingers, as he jerked himself off close to you, enough that when he cums it’s splattering across your clit. you’d beg him with big fat tears to push himself in, fuck you until you couldn’t put together a coherent thought, but he’d just sigh and promise soon, another time, as guilt creeps into his body. he’d fuck you with his tongue, his fingers, even various toys, some that vibrated and some that split you open until you sobbed. but never could he put his cock in, let himself get lost in your wet cunt, let himself become like the men he despised, like satoru, who had a different twenty year old riding a cock that needed a pill to get hard every week. he was better then that, even as he dressed you in skimpy clothes and placed a wand on full blast against you clit, he was better then those old perverted men with young girlfriends.
#jjk nanami#nanami smut#nanami x you#jujutsu kaisen nanami#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu nanami#nanami kento#nanami x reader#nanami x y/n#i love you so much gilf nanami#hes such a fucking weird bitch
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guy doesnt know what pins n needles are
( part1-2/? ?)
(start) (<next part>)
#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#he doesnt really knowhow to construct a humanform so his nerves are a bit fucked#bitch decided that 'oh you made mefeel funny so im gonna play with your emotions now'#ford is more so interested in bill as a creature ratherthan an god being in this world so hes just studying her#cue the date#(it willbe next)#why must he make everything a competition
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It's funny how opinions can change over time for instance I used to want Bruce to be a good parent but then I realised how fucking boring that is to read at the end of the day comics are soap operas and I'm here for the drama
#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#character development <- for me not for bruce#give that bitch some regression#but yeah i think there is a fine line with bruce and his parenting#like imo he should be trying his best but failing spectacularly at it#all his actions should come from his own fucked up sense of duty#anyway i think ive mentioned this before#but someone just liked one of my really old posts#talking about good parent bruce and how hes important yada yada yada#and reading it made me go#i dont agree with this bitch she does not speak for me >:(#so setting the record straight#.... until i change my mind again lmao
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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my sister finished her first bg3 run, here's evil gang reunion photo <333 (withers invented polaroid for the occasion idc)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowheart#minthara#astarion#tav#oc: viivi @artharakka#he keeps the photo in his wallet too lol<3#they're everything to me your honor i lov them severely#i stg gang so good#not Morally lmao#but so delicious n ride and die...#it truly felt like survival simulator#and lemme tell u.. these bitches Lived💯‼️#(and yes selûnite shadowheart in evil gang it's how we roll babey🙏)#they all said fuck everyone else in their own way
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Biblically accurate Blurr~
Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg
#maccadam#transformers#blurr#spotlight Blurr#I opened the spotlight without any fucking context about Blurr#and for the first half I was kinda expecting him to become a Decepticon#because he was#how do I say it#a bitch. He was a bitch👌#Egotistical and arrogant and overconfident#And. Well. In cartoons those traits are typically showed in the Decepticons#He didn’t fucking care about anything or anyone except himself#This isn’t what good old autobots looked like in tfp for example#but then he decided to join the Autobots#because he wanted to do the same thing he did before the war#he wanted to do something that matters to the world#yeah this was the moment I realised that#oh fuck there it is. The depth I wanted to see in cartoons so bad.#The shades of gray#Blurrs Spotlight sold my soul to Idw comics ahaha#Later I discovered that Blurrs are fucking doomed to heroic death but we don’t touch that right now
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Masquerade Road Trip 🚌
Okay but like…. What if instead of using mirrors they had to stuff this whole cast of people into a bus/van
It’d be a little funny
(Also turn up phone brightness to see it better. Or don’t. Idk I don’t control you)
#Listen guys#i put so many fucking details in this#Look please please please please#All of the items up top belong to people. Somewhat obviously but please notice the whack a bitch briefcase#Jamiazu…. Psspspspspspslslsoosos#To me this events happens after they’re dating so-#OH ALSO MAL MAL#HES DOING HIS “I got invited! :)” SIT#ANYWAYS#twst#twisted wonderland#twst fanart#twisted wonderland fanart#okay here we go#riddle rosehearts#malleus draconia#epel felmier#deuce spade#epeldeuce#if you squint#its implied#anyways#rook hunt#sebek zigvolt#silver#silver vanrouge#ruggie bucchi#idia shroud#jamil viper#azul ashengrotto
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finally beat dark gaia today, had to draw werehog about it
#i fucking love this game i hope i will never have to fight that gaia bitch again#maybe if theyd release remaster... but if they include tornado defense im bending their knees backwards#me doing colossus vs dark gaia fight for the first time thinking thats it then i see S rank is for 7 mins 30 sec like uhm.uhhmmmmmmm Concer#sonic#sonic unleashed#sonic the werehog#sonic can have some feral goblin time. as a treat#night stages > day stages i dont take criticism#gonna love forever the fact that werehog form doesnt affect his mind#all werewolf traits are pure act hes acting like a wild animal on purpose#he'd growl at you then be like hiiiiiiiiii :3#the absolute theater legend#what a fuckign creature of him. toddler sized beast. got damn gremlin#also frontiers and unleashed both my fav sonic games that have a little guy sacrifice themself at the end. why are you doing this to me
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It's cool when Merthur fics go in depth on homophobia of the time plots but also if there is any medieval setting where you can have the King just decide to say "fuck social convention" and do what he wants its THE ONE WHO USED A ROUND TABLE FOR HIS KNIGHTS
We're pretty used to the concept by now but I dont think we always appreciate how batshit insane Arthur is. Or how crazy it is the amount of unthinkable stunts he gets away with. the magic was secondary to aurhurian legends when the real fantasy was a King who would and could radically change the system that kept the lower classes powerless and unseen
#if i heard an ancient tale of Arthur marrying Lancelot id believe it because Arthur is that bitch#he doesnt give a fuck#arthur pendragon#arthurian legend#merthur#merlin
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percy, mentally ill: I feel like I deserve to die. It's a punishment because im a horrible person. Does that sound crazy?
jason, also mentally ill: No that tracks bro samesies
#just two dumb bitches telling each other /exaaaaactly/#that scene is boo is so funny because it fully treats it as if Percy can read Jason's thoughts the way the reader can#because from Jason's pov it's Percy saying that he thinks deserves to die as a punishment for doing something so terrible#and then Jason THINKS about times when he also felt helpless and wanted to give up and die#and he's literally sympathizing with Percy#but VERBALLY Jason's like: no that's not crazy that makes sense#so now think of this convo from Percy's pov#Percy: I'm a horrible person who deserves to die#Jason: Yeah that makes sense#and then Percy GOES QUIET#it literally reads like Jason affirms Percy's worst thoughts alkfjalkdjflskdjg#its sooo fucking funny in the worst way#pjo#percy jackson#jason grace#mine
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when you say you love fucked up freak characters that had better extend to female characters too and not just the men you want to write horny self insert fanfiction about
#he is soooo fucked up yay haha but this woman who behaves the exact same way is such a bitch why won't the writers just kill her off already#(nosebleed from trying to use my psychic powers to blow up your house)
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the best of Astarion | HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAP ♡
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#ipost#Astarion#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#bg3edit#baldursgateedit#gamingnetwork#vgedit#videogameedit#gamingedit#usernik#miyku#usermarina#dailygaming#gameplaydaily#bgedit#bg3#baldur's gate#Astarion Ancunin#Neil Newbon#Making this was actually so so much fun#although I had to combine the last couple of gifs cause obviously it's too many gifs on its own#counting 32 gifs is probably the biggest gifset I ever made but fuck it was the most fun as well#he's such a sassy bitch I love him#HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him#“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back#like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like#it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD#like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up#and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS#I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass#and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3#akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry#im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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they dont do fucking guys like this anymore. not in this economy
#beetlejuice#beetlejuice 1988#beetlejuice beetlejuice#tim burton#michael keaton#beetljuice 2#hes really the most#I mean srs what A Fucking Guy#this post was made bc i love this stupid bitch#i would kill for these outfits
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