#he's such a fucking bitch!!!
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spectordameron · 3 months ago
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by the way, when I say Poe has a habit of punching down at people when he's put on the spot or feeling threatened, this is what I mean:
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(the context here being Zorii and him just watched Tomasso, who essentially raised Zorii her entire life and was the closest thing to a father she had, be brutally murdered by Zorii's mother despite decades of loyalty to her)
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and when Leia threatens him with the worst possible punishment of [checks notes] not working for a few days after his uncle just died, Poe immediately lashes out with the reminder that he has to find her brother, because he abandoned them.
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and when Finn says Poe doesn't know what Rey's going through in tros, Poe snaps back implying that Finn doesn't know her as well as he thinks he does. It's such an interesting trait of his, and I love how it all boils down to him constantly using the people they love as the emotional sucker punch: you want me so loyal to you that I end up dead like your surrogate father? You want me to take a break instead of finding the brother who abandoned you? Do you really know your best friend as well as you think?
It makes sense, because Poe's loved ones are his weakness - and the best way to either neutralize him or set him off, depending on what you're going for. I mean, just consider how pissed off he gets when Amilyn has the audacity to bring up Leia in the Last Jedi:
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it's his number one berserk button, so of course he treats it like it's everyone else's too - and more often than not, it is.
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time-woods · 2 months ago
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guy doesnt know what pins n needles are
( part1-2/? ?)
(start) (<next part>)
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brainrotcharacters · 4 months ago
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
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artist-rat · 4 months ago
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my sister finished her first bg3 run, here's evil gang reunion photo <333 (withers invented polaroid for the occasion idc)
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oifaaa · 24 days ago
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It's funny how opinions can change over time for instance I used to want Bruce to be a good parent but then I realised how fucking boring that is to read at the end of the day comics are soap operas and I'm here for the drama
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keferon · 3 months ago
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Biblically accurate Blurr~
Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg
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poisoned-pearls · 5 months ago
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Masquerade Road Trip 🚌
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Okay but like…. What if instead of using mirrors they had to stuff this whole cast of people into a bus/van
It’d be a little funny
(Also turn up phone brightness to see it better. Or don’t. Idk I don’t control you)
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therulerofallpotatos · 2 months ago
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It's cool when Merthur fics go in depth on homophobia of the time plots but also if there is any medieval setting where you can have the King just decide to say "fuck social convention" and do what he wants its THE ONE WHO USED A ROUND TABLE FOR HIS KNIGHTS
We're pretty used to the concept by now but I dont think we always appreciate how batshit insane Arthur is. Or how crazy it is the amount of unthinkable stunts he gets away with. the magic was secondary to aurhurian legends when the real fantasy was a King who would and could radically change the system that kept the lower classes powerless and unseen
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ofswordsandpens · 5 months ago
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percy, mentally ill: I feel like I deserve to die. It's a punishment because im a horrible person. Does that sound crazy?
jason, also mentally ill: No that tracks bro samesies
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vamprisms · 4 months ago
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when you say you love fucked up freak characters that had better extend to female characters too and not just the men you want to write horny self insert fanfiction about
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delzinrowe · 3 months ago
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the best of Astarion | HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAP ♡
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lotus-pear · 1 month ago
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
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questionableholidayreally · 4 months ago
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you think dipper and mabel have experience deescalating fights because of their parents
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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago
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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing
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#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it 🤨” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️‍🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins#Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson#👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan#one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that#she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here#he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass#he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen#jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You#but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles#Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey
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troublegoblin · 5 months ago
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charles rowland every time edwin opens his mouth:
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personwholoveschocolate · 2 months ago
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they dont do fucking guys like this anymore. not in this economy
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