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amymbona · 6 months ago

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Probably the nastiest shot from the whole movie

#looking him up like that... NASTY #scratching the wood with his nails... NASTY #puckered lips... NASTY #the towel... NASTY #that oiled up fucking body... NASTY #he's such a bitch tbh but I love him #fuck his ass (Art's)#challengers #patrick zweig #art donaldson

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charmedcleric · 11 months ago

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His smile at the end kills me. He knows what he is doing, he knows he is hot

#I like fr actually need this man #he consumes my every thought #he’s such a bitch I love him #I’m actually so fucking unhinged about rolan like I’m a feral animal #I wanna bite him tbh #bg3 #the way he says greedy AHHHHHH #baldurs gate 3 #baldur’s gate 3 #rolan #rolan bg3 #bg3 rolan

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annqer · 9 months ago

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Knowledge is the measure of all things. It reveals truth... and falsehood.

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bunnieswithknives · 5 months ago

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Is Wolf and / or Flowers in any kind of relationship? Aside from Flowers being madly in love with reckless fun, that is

No Wolf/Flowers unfortunately, the ship I have in mind is significantly more insane.

#fop nature au #suggestive #him and the bad bitch he pulled by having anti-social and violent tendencies #art #digital art #oc/canon #Flowers OC #dale dimmadome #body horror #candy gore #light guro #ask to tag #they despise each other #Sorry you have to see this #Im not a big shipper. Tbh I would argue this isnt even romantic #but it is undeniable to me that they have something #two fucked up old men incapable of love who consistently hurt everyone around them #They dont even know how to feel bad about it #They are both selfish awful people who desperatly want connection but are too selfish and awful to get it #Their relationship is like if a QPR was evil #I have a concerning number of characters with this exact dynamic Im starting to think it says something about me #I like fucked up characters who make each other worse and are extremely codependent ok!!

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khattikeri · 6 months ago

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honestly postcanon i need shen qingqiu to tell yue qingyuan his sincere opinion, that he really likes and respects zhangmen-shixiong as a person and always thought he was cool. because i think it'd completely break yue qi's brain

#keri chats #shen qingqiu #yue qingyuan #shen yuan #scum villain's self saving system #listen i love 79 but shen jiu is 1) dead 2) a bitter bitch who had multiple chances at a happier life and actively chose to not take them #instead of starting afresh he CHOSE on purpose to continue the cycle of abuse. his victimhood explains his flaws but it doesn't absolve him #as poignant as yqy's tragedy is tbh i do wanna see him move on postcanon & actually eventually be happy fr. sj has been dead for decades #hearing praise from sqq even if sy is a different person (albeit still a thin-faced one) would be so hglakdjsfkd #tl;dr even though qijiu is my tylenol i think in a scenario where sj doesnt exist anymore yqy needs to move on and get some vitamin D #yqy would probably not handle a system reveal well but the idea of him still being an older brother figure to sy warms my heart #svsss #danmei

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fossilizedhysterics · 10 months ago

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guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!

#i. really like tlok. like a lot #i understand why people dont like it #and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great #but i had a fantastic time with it #anyways yeah. gay people #tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet.#hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it.#i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though.#wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard.#and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there #one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil #like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope #not a bender or evil and honestly im glad #she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve #love her.so much #korra too ofc #i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space #last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize #love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about #i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it #the legend of korra #tlok #legend of korra #korrasami #wuko #zhurrick #korra #asami sato #mako tlok #prince wu

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silusvesuius · 8 months ago

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stuff heavily referenced from clive hicks-jenkins' art cus i've been rly into it lately 🥰

cute idea scribblings for the last drawing..lol

#tes #skyrim #talvas fathryon #neloth #my art #stylized small pupils look good on neloff #and kinda off topic but he would really benefit from wearing robes that aren't tied around the waist LOL it would give him more of a -#- powerful look .. mmrp #i'll never be able 2 do wat clive can do but i think i came pretty close #using the materials dat i have #i like all of these though :) pencil makes me happy #whenever i draw traditionally i always have something smart to say abt art in my head but then i forget everything i wanted to say #i wanted to add text to the last one as well but i'm not well versed in how clive would use text in his artworks yet && tbh it looks -#- better w/o it #if i did add text .... it'd say: “first love” :)#how cute :)#and the last btw #😂#i'm really not sorry for drawing nothign but nelvas rn but i will come back to other stuff once i'm not as packed w/ work #when i'm in stress i just like to draw the things i'm used to for now #these drawings r so big my tumblr is gonna kms over them get over it bitch

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mrmeepsmadmind · 1 month ago

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they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why

#how can u laugh 😿 this is not a JOKE 😾⁉️⁉️⁉️#love the way starscream was smiling and entertained by demo's people pleasing and having to make himself frown #so he can make demo even more exasperated by his apathy #'it's funny when he nags cyclonus but he can stfu around me pls '#part of what makes armada starscream so cool is demo taking a lot of the more pathetic sides of his ppl pleasing #starscream's ppl pleasing is more for competitive career (power) reasons and fear #demo's tries to be but also he just wants megatron to like him and be nice to him pls :(#whereas megs actually likes starscream and wants him to succeed one day just not today lol #and starscream is like no wtf ure weird i just want ur position . gtfo #it's like the one worker the manager wants to make a new manager one day but the worker hates it there & just does whats needed then leaves #& trains new ppl by being like 'yea so the fuckass manager likes it like this so if u see him then do that shit but heres how i do it lol'#new ppl being mini cons who hes like that cool younger adult to wholl send ppl home instantly if theyre sick & is chilled but professional #meanwhile demo is the suck up tryhard who just needs to put the fries in the bag bro #he wants to be manager so bad but hes also annoying and dumb and megs just wants him to leave his office so he can pretend 2 work #cyclonus is the broke guy who just goofs off bcs if he gets fired then he gets fired but they havent yet bcs theyre understaffed #n he knows it too. he sleeps on the job if it slows down for 1 second. but hes an adrenalin junkie who can get distracted #demo wants meg to want his effin cookje so freaking bad... i love pathetic men #sideways secretly has 3 jobs total & 2 of them are at their competitors' who pay better so he dgaf abt this one #he never picks up shifts and doesnt care abt working less hours. hes hust here for the drama tbh #he clocks in wondering if demo will ever get that megadck hes been bitching abt #he clocks out a disappointed fujoshi #it's ok bcs karen hot rod who works at their competitors comes storming in with his kids & needs rizzed up #by either starscream or sideways bcs they fucked up his kids' orders on purpose after hr gave them a spiel abt their long list of allergies #demolisher #starscream #cyclonus #transformers #maccadam #tf armada #sideways

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marshymarge · 2 months ago

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screaming crying puking shitting pissing why doesnt anybody love farkas why does everyone shit all over him why do they agree with his baseless self-deprecation why why why why why

#he is so smart!!! he is so fuckign smart but everyone just treats him like shit #its genuinely so fucking depressing that he's just convinced that he's everything his brother is but Less #like no dude!!! youre literally so much More!!!!!#like i just want to give farkas a hug and lots of verbal reassurance #like everytime he says some shit ab like “oh youre probably looking for my brother hes the smart one :/” i wanna scream #like no baby im looking for you!! came here for You!! i hate this werewolf shit but i love you so im gonna fuckin do it!!#hes not a fucking icebrain hes a fireheart he has great joy and love burning within!!!!!#plus its dumb as FUCK for literally ANY of the companions to call him stupid. like you FUCKING RAISED HIM #if hes that fuckign dumb why didnt you guys.....oh idk...... fucking TEACH HIM BETTER #like eat shit i hate them tbh #and FUCK kodlak for that whole “hes too kindhearted” bullshit fuck you #fuck you kodlak youre so filled w heart that you wanna go to sovngarde you bitch you dont get to say shit ab other people's hearts #PLUS THE FACT THAT IT IMPLIES THAT BEING KIND = BEING UNINTELLIGENT #like FUCK that shit fuck that shit!!!!! you literally cannot be truly smart without also being truly kind!!!!!!!! its fuckin impossible!!!#farkas the smartest one in there frfr #personal #skyrim #farkas

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tasm-mick · 7 months ago

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I saw Dev Patel last night at an advance screening of Kinds of Kindess, and I told him I loved monkey man. I haven’t stopped thinking about it, like he’s so pretty in person

#He thanked me #AND LOOK AT ME WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES #I was giggling and blushing all the way home #I lowkey felt bad too because I was STARING at him trying to do the math in my head #but I was like ‘no it’s can’t be’ BITCH IT IS!!#I’m still in disbelief tbh #I just HAD to tell him I loved monkey man I have no idea if I’d ever run into him again #this is going to get me through the next few months tbh #dev patel

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shima-draws · 1 year ago

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Me: BRO. Can you imagine if Luffy activated Gear 5 2 years earlier at Marineford

AO3: Hey boo I gotchu

Me: AY-YO????

#One Piece #SO GLAD I'm not the only one who got this idea holy shit #Apparently Gear 5 Marineford is a Thing that is actually relatively popular #LOVE that for him tbh. And Ace. Bc he saves Ace with it lmao #Extra angst with Luffy actually dying first before his devil fruit slaps him back to life is also quite brilliant #Luffy's devil fruit squeezing his heart like a squeaky toy: NOT TODAY BITCH #His entire crew suddenly gets a sixth sense and they KNOW #They KNOW something is wrong and that Luffy. Something happened to their captain #But before they can mourn for too long they hear it. The DRUMS BABYYYYYYY #Normally they'd all be too far to hear them but they can :) And everyone around them is like. Uhh #The Strawhats: I can hear them. The drums #Everyone else: ??? What are you talking about are you losing it. You're probably losing it #I need to hold myself back from reading all these fics bc I actually. Gotta finish Marineford first LOL #Don't wanna spoil myself TOO much #Shima speaks

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infernothechaosgod · 3 months ago

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HAPPY 105TH BIRTH TO FELIX THE CAT!!! ONE OF THE THE EL GATOS OF ALL TIME

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#Felix the cat #Public domain #Toon #2d art #2d artwork #toons #digitalart #Digital art #Not my best tbh #But who cares!! It el gato cabron time!!!#He's such an asshole!!!#I love him!!!#The messy bitch of all time #He doesnt live for drama HE IS THE DRAMA❗️❗️❗️🗣🗣❗️❗️🗣❗️❗️#Yea

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wasteland-wrecker · 1 month ago

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hey just wanted to say that ive been OB-FUCKING-SESSED with your vulpes x courier comics, it has been giving me immense amounts of life thank you for your service

Aww you’re welcome, it has been fun drawing nsfw content for the first time :)) ❤️

#ask #I’m honestly surprised nobody has attacked me for picking Vulpes instead of a morally good character for Rico #Vulpes haters where are you #well anyway I didn’t want to romanticize a toxic relationship #in fact their relation is not toxic #Vulpes is toxic to himself #he never knew love and doesn’t know much about it #Rico is playing with him #he’s experimenting #but in the end he might have fallen for him #just a little #you’re right tho #he’s playing with fire and might get burnt #my fault here #I like to spice things up #tbh in my head I’ve build up a redemption arc for Vulps #I’m seeing the whole picture and makes sense to me #because love hurts when you’re an evil son of a bitch #my headcanons

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sampoenjoyer · 4 months ago

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the higher-ups at Hoyoverse said 'cut the men' and the ZZZ devs heard 'cunty men' AND DELIVERED

#jokes aside tho god i love lighter #IM SO HAPPY FINALLY FOR A GUY S RANK #hes such a cunty bitch/pos #I LOVE THAT MAN <3 #TBH MOST THE ZZZ DUDES ARE DOPE AS SHIT #ZZZ #i love when men #SRSLY CANT GET OVER HIM IN THE TRAILER #also the vampire in lycaon's story #GIMME HOYO #zenless zone zero #ALSO EMPHASIZING THIS IS A JOKE PLZ DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS

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im-still-watching-anime · 1 year ago

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naruto: to be fair i get obsessed with all the sad people i meet

sasuke: oh so you’re like this with everyone then?

naruto: oh god no i’m the most obsessed with you by FAR i was just trying to make you feel a little less weird about it

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #sasunaru #sns #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #narutos weird (affectionate) about all his loved ones except sasuke #he’s full on insane about him which tbh?#understandable #id be insane about him too #also i know we already talk about it a lot but i still think we need to talk more about how weirded out sasuke is #he straight up tried to spare naruto when they were 12 thinking hed never see him again #then naruto just devotes his entire life to the process like bitch you THOUGHT #iconic

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sobeksewerrat · 27 days ago

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I swear to god if I see one more person reducing Lute's character to "Adam dickrider/girlfriend/best friend/etc" I'll go insane like do you guys understand what you're doing

#Sobek rants #I love lute&Adam's dynamic (platonically) genuinely but CMON GUYS #She's more than that okay??? Do you not understand the implications of making her whole character revolve around one man???#Yes he is important to her but she's still a person outside of her relationship with him! Her only trait isn't “loyal to adam”!!#She's a bitch (pos)! She's secretly a loser! She loves looking down on others to prop herself up! She's stubborn as fuck! She's impulsive #But can still be patient if the situation calls for it! She's a bloodthirsty maniac! She's ruthless! She's vengeful! She's not afraid to #Speak her mind! She clearly cares about others around her to some degree! And.Yes. She's loyal towards Adam to a fault. But that's not her #Entire fucking character! She's more than that and people need to acknowledge that. I think this is partially why I hate guitarspear (my #Dadam headcannon aside). I feel like most guitarspear shit I've seen reduces her to “Adam's third wife” “Adam's gf” etc etc #And this is probably why I prefer Emilute tbh- like ik it's a crackship but I feel like the contrast between them could bring out Lute's #Other traits and have her exist outside of Adam. Which is something the fandom refuses to let her do apparently #And again I get it! They're a package deal! An iconic duo! But if you can write Adam outside of his relationship with Lute you should do th #Same to her. I can't believe I have to say this!#I could go on for hours but I think I yapped too much.#Hazbin Hotel #◇angsty teen with a spear◇

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