#he's such a bitch tbh but I love him
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Probably the nastiest shot from the whole movie
#looking him up like that... NASTY#scratching the wood with his nails... NASTY#puckered lips... NASTY#the towel... NASTY#that oiled up fucking body... NASTY#he's such a bitch tbh but I love him#fuck his ass (Art's)#challengers#patrick zweig#art donaldson
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His smile at the end kills me. He knows what he is doing, he knows he is hot
#I like fr actually need this man#he consumes my every thought#he’s such a bitch I love him#I’m actually so fucking unhinged about rolan like I’m a feral animal#I wanna bite him tbh#bg3#the way he says greedy AHHHHHH#baldurs gate 3#baldur’s gate 3#rolan#rolan bg3#bg3 rolan
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Knowledge is the measure of all things. It reveals truth... and falsehood.
#fuckass bitch that i hate/aff#i want him DEAD#EXPLODED EVAPORATED DISMEMEBERED AND DISSECTED#all affectionate tho i hope hes miserable <3#i love bullying him and i hate how bro is growing on me eughh#i hope others will appreciate my vision of his beauty mark#the like.... monroe mole thing#I THINK IT FITS HIM SO WELL#HC SO GOOD IT SHOULD BE CANON TBH.#anywayzz eughh#dr ratio#veritas ratio#hsr#hsr ratio#hsr dr ratio#dr ratio hsr#honkai star rail#honkai star rail dr ratio#star rail#art#fanart#honkai star rail fanart
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Is Wolf and / or Flowers in any kind of relationship? Aside from Flowers being madly in love with reckless fun, that is
No Wolf/Flowers unfortunately, the ship I have in mind is significantly more insane.
#fop nature au#suggestive#him and the bad bitch he pulled by having anti-social and violent tendencies#art#digital art#oc/canon#Flowers OC#dale dimmadome#body horror#candy gore#light guro#ask to tag#they despise each other#Sorry you have to see this#Im not a big shipper. Tbh I would argue this isnt even romantic#but it is undeniable to me that they have something#two fucked up old men incapable of love who consistently hurt everyone around them#They dont even know how to feel bad about it#They are both selfish awful people who desperatly want connection but are too selfish and awful to get it#Their relationship is like if a QPR was evil#I have a concerning number of characters with this exact dynamic Im starting to think it says something about me#I like fucked up characters who make each other worse and are extremely codependent ok!!
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honestly postcanon i need shen qingqiu to tell yue qingyuan his sincere opinion, that he really likes and respects zhangmen-shixiong as a person and always thought he was cool. because i think it'd completely break yue qi's brain
#keri chats#shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#shen yuan#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#listen i love 79 but shen jiu is 1) dead 2) a bitter bitch who had multiple chances at a happier life and actively chose to not take them#instead of starting afresh he CHOSE on purpose to continue the cycle of abuse. his victimhood explains his flaws but it doesn't absolve him#as poignant as yqy's tragedy is tbh i do wanna see him move on postcanon & actually eventually be happy fr. sj has been dead for decades#hearing praise from sqq even if sy is a different person (albeit still a thin-faced one) would be so hglakdjsfkd#tl;dr even though qijiu is my tylenol i think in a scenario where sj doesnt exist anymore yqy needs to move on and get some vitamin D#yqy would probably not handle a system reveal well but the idea of him still being an older brother figure to sy warms my heart
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guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!
#i. really like tlok. like a lot#i understand why people dont like it#and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great#but i had a fantastic time with it#anyways yeah. gay people#tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet.#hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it.#i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though.#wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard.#and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there#one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil#like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope#not a bender or evil and honestly im glad#she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve#love her.so much#korra too ofc#i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space#last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize#love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about#i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it#the legend of korra#tlok#legend of korra#korrasami#wuko#zhurrick#korra#asami sato#mako tlok#prince wu
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stuff heavily referenced from clive hicks-jenkins' art cus i've been rly into it lately 🥰
cute idea scribblings for the last drawing..lol
#tes#skyrim#talvas fathryon#neloth#my art#stylized small pupils look good on neloff#and kinda off topic but he would really benefit from wearing robes that aren't tied around the waist LOL it would give him more of a -#- powerful look .. mmrp#i'll never be able 2 do wat clive can do but i think i came pretty close#using the materials dat i have#i like all of these though :) pencil makes me happy#whenever i draw traditionally i always have something smart to say abt art in my head but then i forget everything i wanted to say#i wanted to add text to the last one as well but i'm not well versed in how clive would use text in his artworks yet && tbh it looks -#- better w/o it#if i did add text .... it'd say: “first love” :)#how cute :)#and the last btw#😂#i'm really not sorry for drawing nothign but nelvas rn but i will come back to other stuff once i'm not as packed w/ work#when i'm in stress i just like to draw the things i'm used to for now#these drawings r so big my tumblr is gonna kms over them get over it bitch
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I saw Dev Patel last night at an advance screening of Kinds of Kindess, and I told him I loved monkey man. I haven’t stopped thinking about it, like he’s so pretty in person
#He thanked me#AND LOOK AT ME WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES#I was giggling and blushing all the way home#I lowkey felt bad too because I was STARING at him trying to do the math in my head#but I was like ‘no it’s can’t be’ BITCH IT IS!!#I’m still in disbelief tbh#I just HAD to tell him I loved monkey man I have no idea if I’d ever run into him again#this is going to get me through the next few months tbh#dev patel
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Me: BRO. Can you imagine if Luffy activated Gear 5 2 years earlier at Marineford
AO3: Hey boo I gotchu
Me: AY-YO????
#One Piece#SO GLAD I'm not the only one who got this idea holy shit#Apparently Gear 5 Marineford is a Thing that is actually relatively popular#LOVE that for him tbh. And Ace. Bc he saves Ace with it lmao#Extra angst with Luffy actually dying first before his devil fruit slaps him back to life is also quite brilliant#Luffy's devil fruit squeezing his heart like a squeaky toy: NOT TODAY BITCH#His entire crew suddenly gets a sixth sense and they KNOW#They KNOW something is wrong and that Luffy. Something happened to their captain#But before they can mourn for too long they hear it. The DRUMS BABYYYYYYY#Normally they'd all be too far to hear them but they can :) And everyone around them is like. Uhh#The Strawhats: I can hear them. The drums#Everyone else: ??? What are you talking about are you losing it. You're probably losing it#I need to hold myself back from reading all these fics bc I actually. Gotta finish Marineford first LOL#Don't wanna spoil myself TOO much#Shima speaks
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Just got out of a meeting and couldn't help but think about how we're totally squandering the opportunity to use icebreakers in fanfic.
Since he's the first person I thought about- Can you imagine Bruce Wayne using them as an opportunity to find out what you're doing and what you like. Like sure he can probably stalk you or hack into your phone if your socials are private. But what if you don't post? What if you're a homebody? (He can't exactly sneak in if you never leave!) And what if you don't chat about your personal life with your coworkers, so he has no clue!? Besides what better way to subtly interrogate you than with work etiquette? And better yet, it's coming straight from you. So you're telling the whole room him about yourself.
I can also just imagine him using his Brucie Wayne persona to shamelessly flirt with you during those parts. Watch him blame it on being tipsy (But don't tell anyone *wink* probably lies to you and says he had too cause of a client he was seeing earlier! You know just in case if him being drunk at work makes you feel a type of way) and he's just so sorry about that you know? How bout he treats you to dinner? As an apology of course?
#Ya have no clue how much I absolutely love the Brucie Wayne persona#Every day I thank Gotham Knights for giving us that club scene 🤌#The icebreaker question for our meeting was if you had to keep only three apps on your phone which would they be#Tiktok Tumblr & YouTube ✌️#What's your three lmao#this bitch is yapping#inspo#tagging yandere Bruce cause ig you can read it that way but tbh it's in his personality to be a busybody#like he must know everything and will def use all his resources and personas#and like makes sense you know how many partners he's had that have only been with him to expose him or turned out to be villains 😅#yandere bruce wayne#take a shot every time I say like 😗#bruce wayne x reader
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the higher-ups at Hoyoverse said 'cut the men' and the ZZZ devs heard 'cunty men' AND DELIVERED
#jokes aside tho god i love lighter#IM SO HAPPY FINALLY FOR A GUY S RANK#hes such a cunty bitch/pos#I LOVE THAT MAN <3#TBH MOST THE ZZZ DUDES ARE DOPE AS SHIT#ZZZ#i love when men#SRSLY CANT GET OVER HIM IN THE TRAILER#also the vampire in lycaon's story#GIMME HOYO#zenless zone zero#ALSO EMPHASIZING THIS IS A JOKE PLZ DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS
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HAPPY 105TH BIRTH TO FELIX THE CAT!!! ONE OF THE THE EL GATOS OF ALL TIME
w/o text ver vv
#Felix the cat#Public domain#Toon#2d art#2d artwork#toons#digitalart#Digital art#Not my best tbh#But who cares!! It el gato cabron time!!!#He's such an asshole!!!#I love him!!!#The messy bitch of all time#He doesnt live for drama HE IS THE DRAMA❗️❗️❗️🗣🗣❗️❗️🗣❗️❗️#Yea
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naruto: to be fair i get obsessed with all the sad people i meet
sasuke: oh so you’re like this with everyone then?
naruto: oh god no i’m the most obsessed with you by FAR i was just trying to make you feel a little less weird about it
#naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto incorrect quotes#sasunaru#sns#uzumaki naruto#uchiha sasuke#narutos weird (affectionate) about all his loved ones except sasuke#he’s full on insane about him which tbh?#understandable#id be insane about him too#also i know we already talk about it a lot but i still think we need to talk more about how weirded out sasuke is#he straight up tried to spare naruto when they were 12 thinking hed never see him again#then naruto just devotes his entire life to the process like bitch you THOUGHT#iconic
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In inspiration from those shorts that one SuperXavier fellow has of Kratos, and the original audio belonging to @/TrevohnnTheTitan he made the original audios of those.
(Mostly bc I thought it’d be funny to draw the expressions I imagined kratos having in them bc fuck it why not)
He’s so fucking silly.
#kratos#god of war#crack#ngl the humor in those videos is kinda low brow but tbh that’s why I like it a lot it’s just so downright fucking stupid#also i love the body language the guy uses for kratos WHY DOES IT FIT HIM SO WELL EKDBSKDJ#au where Kratos is just some deranged angry bitch snapping at any and everyone only difference being he speaks in an exaggeratedly#modernized manner#get his ass kratos#love drawing him like some deranged fucking evil animal LSJDKSJDK#my poopis
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doodle page from a couple months ago of Nico having way too many immortal friends
also yes i did just use Nyx’s Hades design. it’s a good design.
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#let's see if i can't not crosstag while explaining this woo#okay so top l > r: my hc about Nico in Tartarus for the longest time (and tbh still is)#was that the like Singular Break he got down there was taking a nap in the Palace of Night#and that N and Achlys just think he's Neat. they didnt really help him but they didnt hurt him either#more of just let him crash on the sofa#i refuse anything about pjo's version of N. reject your canon and substitute my own#anyways then his parents then Hest#< feels weird shortening her name but yknow. struggling not to crosstag here#then Cupid (i dont think i have to worry about crosstagging there) cause i like the hc that Nico is one of his fav mortals#and they both DO chill out with each other eventually. or are at least chill sometimes#cause it's Nico literally grappling with the literal physical manifestation of the concept of romantic love#so once he sorts that out theyre chill. if nico has a bad romance day he shows up like ''bitch lets get u some ice cream''#then Demet Arte and. well he's labeled.#i think the dynamic of Nico doing yardwork for Demet funny. that's his. Grandma. Aunt. Grandaunt. Dont think about it too hard#then Arte just thinks of him as her roaming emo little brother (cause of Bianca) - hes an honorary brother of the Hunt#all the Hunters just accept ''that's our little bro he has very mixed feelings about us though''#and then. handshake same aesthetic. i like the hcs that Nico was an Eye for him for awhile before Walt ergo the fashion sense#my art
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reread disintegration, finished the currently posted chapters of cmu, and reread the second half of choices in one day.
the smut and angst are literally mixing in my brain like a blender 😭😭😭
anw, here’s my thoughts of cmu!!!!
CHEEESE TOASTIES
sir you get a date with a guy and you take him to fucking ITALY. BECAUSE HE SAID HE LIKED ITALIAN FOOD???
crazy but damn I need a sugar daddy now
regulus is an icon
the James Wins thing has me screaming istg
STOCKINGS KINKKKK (almost the same level of accurate as the knife kink)
”stroke your ego”??? girly more like stroking his di-
dude. the gender representation. this was actually wonderful to read abt, like gender-fluid reg is so underrated. give my pookie some love y’all!!!!
but fr his struggle with gender is something I relate with on an atomic level
the smut….
look ik somebody’s gonna be like “jia!!! you’re a minor!!!”
but if y’all can write masterpieces with minors doing stuff and write about minors reading that same type of stuff, then i can read about that stuff
anw GAHD DAYUM
THAT WAS HOTTTT
regulus in denial about the praise kink 🤭
”inappropriate use of champagne” “me and the limos are at it again” damagecontrol your tags will kill me
after the angst kills me ofc
that was WILD
can’t wait for puerta vellarta!!! or whatever it’s called!!!
ALSO THE THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS MENTION????
MICAH NEMEREVER OH MY GODDDD
IK ITS NOT THAT IMPORTANT BUT AKAHKWHWI
MY FAV BOOK
IN MY FAV FIC
SBAJBAJA
LILY EVANS HAS TASTEEEEE
#hispanic james has me on my KNEES#I NEED HIM MUTTERING SPANISH TO ME#even tho I have like 2 years of public school spanish knowledge#and will not understand shit#I’ve always wanted to write hispanic or north african james#i just rlly don’t know how to#bc i’m indian and tbh i kinda wanna see desi james#bc i don’t get much media representation otherwise#just my personal feeling tbh#also regulus’ struggle with his parents and past addiction oh my godddd#this fic manages to capture all the nuance of real life#and i love it#jegulus#cmu#chew me up#james potter#regulus black#sirius black#marauders#marauders era#can i fucking punch this universe’s tom riddle tho#like he basically called reg a prostitute???#bitch back the fuck down before i get there#ima bust your ass worse than james plans to do#dw man#i’m fucking coming for you
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