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elfmagee · 5 months ago
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edited the new investigations sprite style to look like my own version of miles
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tinukis · 11 months ago
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sandile (and the evo line) is such a perfect pokemon for crocodile (even though krookodile is actually a gharial)
like. it hides itself in the sand and crocodile is a sand man so imagine a little sandile just hiding in crocodile and pops its head out to greet ppl or somethign
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eevees-hobbies · 5 months ago
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Sext Me Like Ya Mean It - NSFW (Fem!Reader x Haruka Sakura)
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Author’s Note: This was inspired by this Haruka Sakura Nendoroid, where he’s blushing and looking at his phone. "But, Eevee, how did a cute little figure inspire a fanfic that’s 8-pages long? " I can’t stress enough how down bad I am for this man. Like I would let him put it in my ***, and I’d  *** his *** off of a plate. And I’m not even fucking sorry about it. I might buy this thing and purchase a *** jar, to be fucking honest. Also, if you see any debauched shit with Haruka, tag me cuz I’m Jonesing (I’m dead fucking serious). 
Synopsis: Sakura and technology don’t mix, and now you’re telling him there’s this thing called sexting?! It’s a no from him…unless you can convince him that sexting can be fun for all involved! How will you manage to do that? I dare ya to guess.
Content Warning: Fem!Reader x Haruka Sakura. Sexting in the form of text and video, Togame sees your breast, masturbation for you, public masturbation for Sakura, pet names including kitten, sir, and daddy. Tis smut. Minors Do Not Interact.
Word Count: 2.7K
Dividers by Saradika. Banner by me.
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“What’s…sexting?” 
Sakura looks defeated as he poses the question. He had just grasped the concept of texting, and now you were throwing more terminology his way?
You shake your head, amused that someone who grew up in the age of smartphones is so pop-culture illiterate. “Sexting is just texting, except we send sexier, more suggestive messages through words, gifs, or pictures. It’s really hot.”
Sakura runs a hand through his dichromatic black and white tresses, “that sounds dumb and not sexy.” 
Even saying the word sexy has a persistent shade of pink stretching over cheeks. 
“Don’t knock it until you give it a try, Sakura! Anyway, have fun with Suo and Nirei tonight.” You give him a peck on the cheek, which results in a grumble and him pulling you in for a kiss on the lips.
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You couldn’t stop thinking about your earlier conversation with Sakura. He was always so quick to disregard things he didn’t think he would be good at. 
You can think of all the times you suggested something new: baking, binge-watching Bridgerton, and volunteering at a cat cafe, and how all those things were immediately met with complaints from your boyfriend. 
It wasn’t until you forced his hand by involving him in those activities that he started to warm up to being someone who can bake a mean cake, enjoy a good cuddle session while enjoying the latest season of Bridgerton, and is actually a talented cat-whisperer.
So much like those situations, a little push might be warranted. 
You pick up your phone, enter the passcode, and flick past the home screen displaying a picture of you leaning up to kiss the chin of a blushing, scowling Sakura. 
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Across town, Sakura sits at a bar with Nirei and Suo—a bar is usually not their typical meet-up place, but it’s Togame’s birthday, and they needed a venue that could accommodate the size of all the rowdy Bofurin and Shishtoren alums. It also doesn’t help that Kotoha also said, “Fuck. No.” to hosting the party at Cafe Pothos.
A light buzz vibrates in Sakura’s pocket; he leans over, pulls his phone from the back of his jeans, and looks at the screen. He’s pleasantly surprised to see a message from you; he thought you’d be half asleep by now.
God, I miss her. Hope she hasn’t started a new episode of Bridgerton without me.
As he taps on the text bubble icon to open the message, his eyes squint, needing some time to take in the message and then re-read it.
8:20 PM: Hey, baby. I miss you. Thinking of you sooooo much.
His heart thumps aggressively in his chest—a common result of simply thinking about you—as he stares at the text before him, already overthinking what he should send, but you beat him with a follow-up message. 
I hate back-to-back texts. Never have time to respond. 
8:22 PM: I’m lying in bed. Don’t worry…not watching our fave shows without you, kitten. 
He rolls his eyes at the pet name you gave him. You told him that he looks like an angry kitten when he scrunches his nose and bears his teeth. Wiith little complaint from Sakura, the pet name stuck. It’s so stupid and emasculating, but he kind of loves it. 
“You ok, Sakura? You’ve been staring at your phone for like five minutes.”
Sakura looks up at Nirei. “O-oh uh, yeah. Just texting.”
Suo looks over Sakura’s shoulder, trying to peak at his phone screen, “but you aren’t typing anything?”
Sakura tilts the phone away from his friends’ nosey eyes. Your conversations with each other are personal for him, and he’s committed to keeping you all to himself.
“Stop being fucking nosey!” he growls. Sakura decides this is becoming too much of a hassle, but as soon as he’s about to put his phone away, he receives another text from you.
He pauses to consider that he could wait until he is alone to read your messages, but who knows how long that would be? What if you needed something? He would be pissed at himself if he missed an opportunity to do something for you. He decides that the risk of getting caught being called a pet name by his girlfriend isn’t that big of a deal, so he flips his phone over to read your latest commentary. 
8:25 PM: Read receipts are on, so I know you’re looking at your phone. Party must suck.
What the fuck is a read receipt? 
8:26 PM: A read receipt means I can see that you’ve looked at the text message. 
He smiles, loving how you can read his mind even when you’re not physically in front of each other. He’s almost ready to make a pass at typing those exact thoughts out until the following message has him clutching the phone to his chest out of fear that someone could read it over his shoulder. 
8:28 PM: I think I’m…ovulating? I have this craaaazy desire to lick your balls all the way to the tip of your dick, kitten. 
Sakura gradually pulls the phone away from his chest, checking that Nirei and Suo are too engrossed in their conversation to notice the deep-set blush on his cheeks and how he’s peaking at the phone through his fingers. 
His thoughts are frantic; he has so many questions about a situation that he’s never been in before. Why would you send something so filthy through your phone? What is he supposed to do about any of this information when he’s so far away? 
8:30 PM: I’m drooling just thinking about it, baby. Remember when you fucked my face so hard that my hair had my drool in it? I want you to do that again. Fuck my cute little mouth. 
“Ok, this is ridiculous.” A hand reaches past Sakura’s face and takes the phone from his grasp. Sakura immediately stands up, the barstool he was sitting on making a loud scraping sound as it drags against the floor.
But the perpetrator is tall, and Sakura may have beaten his ass before, but they’re friends now, and it’s looked down upon to abuse your friends. 
Togame looks down at Sakura, shaking his head. “You’ve been on your phone every time I look over at ya. What is more important than spending time with me on my birthday?” He punctuates each syllable with a swing of Sakura’s phone.
Suo, ever the instigator, happily chimes in. “He’s texting Y/N!”
“Oh?” Togame’s brows furrow as he looks around the bar, realizing he hasn’t seen you all night. “Hey, yeah, your shadow is missing.”
In what feels like slow-motion, which it probably is because it’s Togame we’re talking about, Sakura watches as Togame’s eyes look down at the screen. He watches as emerald irises quickly scan the text—obviously a faster reader than Sakura—and his eyes widen. 
“Well, damn. That’s hot.”
Another text comes in to Togame’s delight. He lets out a whistle and hands the phone back over to Sakura.
“You sure you know what to do with a girl like that? I could take her off your hands.”
Sakura shoots him a murderous look; his fists clench as he steps toe-to-toe with him. “Wanna run that by me again?”
Togame chuckles, knowing that look in Sakura’s eyes. It was only a few years ago that he and Shishitoren had inspired that same look, which resulted in Sakura and Togame becoming close and saving his best friend’s life.
But somehow, the look Sakura harbors is more intense—protective—now than back then, and it’s all because of you. Togame fully believes that Sakura would be willing to swing on him for you and to protect your honor. Relenting, Togame pats his head, “Kidding. Y'all are cute together.”
Sakura looks down at the phone, curious to see what you’ve sent this time and what Togame glimpsed. What he sees is somehow worse than you calling him kitten or saying you want to gargle his balls down the back of your throat—it’s far worse. 
This time, you sent an image of you in front of a mirror, clad in only your bra and panties, legs folded underneath you as you pulled a bra cup down, exposing your breast.
His eyes dart up to Togame and down to his phone in quick succession, short-circuiting in a matter of seconds. 
Togame chuckles at Sakura’s reaction, “Yeah, she’s real pretty. Lucky guy.”
As Togame shuffles off with the image of your full breast sitting heavily on his mind and wondering what it would feel like for that same breast to sit heavily on his tongue—Sakura stomps off to the bathroom in hopes of regaining his composure.
Suo and Nirei exchange shrugs, assuming Sakura is experiencing one of his usual moods.
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Sakura enters the furthest stall from the door and immediately texts you, with your picture still sitting enticingly at the top of his messages.
8:35 PM: Togame just saw that picture. 
Elipses in a bubble appear on the screen, signifying that you’re in the middle of typing. While he waits, he can’t help but look at the picture you sent, his thumb rubbing over your dark, perky nipple as he swallows thickly at the bulge straining against his jeans. 
8:37 PM: What did he say? Did he like it lol?
Sakura shakes his head. You are a ridiculously massive pain in his ass sometimes, but you’re also so…hot. 
8:39 PM: Send me another picture. But with less clothes. 
His heart is once again pounding in his chest, hoping you comply with little to no backtalk for once. He doesn’t even care that people are shuffling in and out of the bathroom as his foot taps against the shiny tile of the floor in impatience.
Another image appears on his phone in what feels like an eternity. This time, your legs are bent in front of you, with two fingers spreading your folds, allowing him to see every bit of your sex in the reflection of the mirror.
Before Sakura knows it, his hand is reaching down into his pants and palming his hard dick while zooming into the picture, inspecting every inch of you that he’s already previously committed to memory. His eyes dart over your clit, that cute little nub that makes you grip his hair as he sucks and licks at it. His eyes move down as he zooms into the image as much as it will allow, looking at your tight hole, which, despite image quality, he can tell is already shining with thick moisture that gives it that glazed, glistening look that makes his mouth water. 
Sakura unbuckles his belt, letting it drag his pants and boxers to his ankles. 
8:43 PM: Baby? Where’d you go? Or should I be saying hi to Togame instead?
Sakura grunts, not realizing that the logistics of sexting and jerking off can be so troublesome—you really have been teaching him a lot. He picks up his phone and shoots you another text.
8:45 PM: Shut up. Keep going. I like what I’m seeing. 
8:45 PM: Yes, sir.
His cock twitches at your use of that honorific. Yeah, being called kitten is lovely when you’re being sweet, but he also likes it when you call him sir or daddy when your naughty side comes out.
Sakura goes back to stroking himself and looking at the previous picture you sent him. The message is pushed up as you send a new image; he doesn’t have to scroll far to see something that makes him leak precum onto the toilet seat below him.
You’ve moved away from the mirror and are lying on the bed; your soft, thick thighs spread far enough to give him a clear view of the two fingers you have shoved in your pretty pussy. He can tell by the white coating near your knuckles that you must have been pumping the absolute hell out of her. 
His mind is racing. Were you thinking about him as you finger fucked yourself? What did you imagine him doing to you? How close were you, and could you hold off until he got home? 
Sakura squeezes his eyes shut, feeling like this entire experience is overloading his senses. He had just learned how to text, and now he’s sexting you? And you’re sending the dirtiest, filthiest messages to him as he jerks off in a public bathroom during his friend’s birthday party?
What the actual fuck..
He licks the palm of his hand and brings it down to stroke himself, imagining that it’s your slick being rubbed into the pores of his dick. He can’t even manage to start slowly because you’ve already done such an excellent job with these pictures—already making his cock hard to the extent that his balls hurt, and if he doesn’t cum soon, he’ll have to punch someone. 
Sakura begins mumbling under his breath as his strokes quicken and increase in intensity. She’s such a good girl for me. Perfectly needy and so into me. She’s so pretty and sweet, and I’m her Daddy.
He’s picturing you in every single position he’s ever had you in and every position he wants to try in the near future. 
He’s imagining sucking on your nipples, biting them as hard as he’d like to without you squealing that it hurts. 
He’s imagining pinning you underneath him while folding your ankles behind your head so he can hit that spot that makes you squirt on his stomach. 
He’s imagining you begging him to pull the condom off and fuck you raw because you “need every last drop of his baby batter” He shivers at the thought of you saying something so slutty and out of character.
The hand holding his phone vibrates, and he enthusiastically pulls his phone back in front of him. This time, you’ve sent a video; he’s never pressed play so fast in his life. 
The video is shakey, but when it beings to play, it focuses in on you fingering your pussy—-his pussy.
“S-SAKURA, FUCK,” blasts through the speakers as you breathily moan his name and your favorite expletive. 
He quickly lowers the volume but not too much so he can still hear as he presses the speaker to his ear, savoring the sound of your moans and the sound of your fingers being stuffed into your hungry cunt, mixing and squelching your juices noisily for him. 
It reminds him of that ASMR shit that you sometimes listen to–if he could have an ASMR recording of just you, your moans, and the sound your pussy makes for him, he’d listen to it every single day.
Sakura feels his hamstrings tighten and a burning sensation in his abdomen; listening to you is bringing him closer to his orgasm, and it feels like it’s going to be intense. 
God, and everything you were saying was just perfect.
“Your pussy misses you, Daddy.”
“I love the way-”  gasp “love the way you fuck me, baby.”
“Haru, I need you, baby. Please come home.”
“I’m so close, but I can’t cum without you, baby boy.”
“I want to squirt on your dick, sir. Please, please, please.”
Sakura hunches over and lets out a deep, guttural moan that can’t be stopped even as he grits his teeth. His balls clench violently, and his nut shoots out onto the toilet seat, toilet bowl, and on the floor. Even when he thinks that his cum is done spilling from him, more bubbles at his tip and dribbles down the length of his cock and along his knuckles. 
He leans against the stall wall and stares at the mess he made—all over himself and everywhere his airborne spunk could reach.
He’s convinced that he’s never come so hard in his life, and it was all because of you. Fuck! He hasn’t messaged you since you called him sir, and that was—he checks the clock on his phone—ten minutes ago!
He types out a message, sneering in disgust as cum smears on his phone screen.
9:05 PM: I just fucking came. Coming home. Don’t clean yourself up.
9:06 PM: CAME?! In your pants….? Or…?
9:08 PM: SAKURA?!
He doesn’t reply because he’s already on his way home to you.
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tac-the-unseen · 7 months ago
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Pebble
König x reader fluff
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A pebble.
A single pebble lay on your desk.
A dark Grey stone with little clear specks giving the illusion of sparkles. Not terribly unusual if not for the fact that rocks in all different smaller sizes keep showing up around your stuff. You have a jar filled with them. You had no clue why they keep showing up. Everyday one pebble just appears.
Its became routine. Wake up, get dressed, find the pebble, go to work.
You're pretty sure someone's fucking with you. Like 80% sure. You told your supervisors and higher ups. They've sent some to the labs and each time it was simply just a rock. Then will hand you back the shattered stone.
It puzzles you and everyone who knows about the mystery stones. You've asked night sift if they know anything and they just shrug their shoulders.
Some people think a bird of some kind trying to court you. Others think someone is pranking you. And you leen to the latter here. Someone has to be joking with you. Why else would anyone do this? At least the pebbles make you somewhat happy.
To König the pebbles were a simple act of affection without having to get to close to you. Every morning he would get up, go outside and find a rock he likes. Then after putting all his love into it (squeezing the pebble in-between him plams and say nice things to it) he places it somewhere you'd notice.
He's mesmerized your routine so you never catch him in the pebble-placing act.
He thinks that because the pebble makes him happy it will in return make you happy.
Sometimes he finds the rocks on his missions. The pebble catches his attention for a brief moment and then it's in his pocket.
He thinks the rocks are beautiful and wants to give you that beauty.
He would love to tell you it him gifting you pebbles but he's terrified you'll call him weird and file a harassment claim. So he just keeps it up.
He even found tomorrow's pebble.
Tonight was the night. Tonight you finally had the night shift. Tonight you were gonna catch the pebble-placer.
Buuuuut you forgot one thing......the night shift was sooooo boring. Your eyes bore into the green lit monitors. Watching for intruders who dared to step into the base.
Coffee slowly became your best friend. You and the other poor soul on grave yard duty alternated making rounds about the base.
You read the clock....0200....2 AM....Mina stood from her chair. She stretched like a she was praying to a God and then made a hum. " my turn then." You nod as she swayed to the door. She stopped then turn to face you "Should a bring back a snack?" You nod again "Fuck yeah. Anything is good." She smiles lightly at you." alright, see ya."
"see ya." You repeat.
You watch on the monitors as she wanders around. Then you foot steps outside the door. You look down at the screens once again. Only to see the person just out of frame. Just barely out of sight.
You grab the gun from your hip. While the chance of an intruder are slim it will never be zero. You point it at the door and stayed there.
The door knob slow turned. A tall figure pushed into the dimly lit room then it paused.
There stood König. Eyes blown wide from what little you could see under his sniper hood. His shoulders tensed and hitched up. His arm slowly come up as to look non-threatening.
"König? what are you do here this late??" You whisper shout as you put your gun back in the holder on your hip. He seemed to relax for a moment. You and König have been friends for a few years. Not super close but close enough to hang out sometimes.
He started to panic trying to find an excuse. "I-I...got lost...." he stuttered out. You don't buy it. Before you can say something, Your eyes travel to one of his hands. it looks like he's holding something. He follows your gaze and snaps his hands to his chest. "I'm sorry I'll leave." He scrambled to the door. Out of instinct you grab him.
"König get back in here!" You yank at his shoulder. He freezes again then turns to you. His eyes are filled with fear but he listens and steps back into the room. You close the door behind him and take a breath.
You move to look in his eyes. "König why are you actually here?" He responds with the shaky breath. He looks around and then looks at the door, planning his escape. He looks down at his hand. "Can....Can I show you something and you not make fun of me?" He says softly.
You nod your head. "of course König. What do you want to show me?" He trembles and slowly holds out his hand to yours. He grabs your hand and opens it. softly a little light Grey pebble fall out onto your plams.
Your eyes blow wide as you stare at the pebble. You look up to meet König's eye only to see him make a run to the door.
He's gone before you have the chance to say anything.
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Minor editing to format!
This was my first post and it blew up on AO3. So if you've ever wondered who wrote the pebble head cannon, that me!
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flodaya · 11 months ago
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let me rank all of Z's outfits in 2023
i mean iconic showstopping, i will never get tired of this look
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2. thank you valentno for this absolutely dream of a dress, i know her custom valentino wedding dress will be one for the ages
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3, i love a good 2000 versace dress, and she absolutely bodied this dress
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4. actually my jaw fell to the floor seeing this for the first time, i had been very underwhelmed by her LV looks up until then but this????
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5. an absolute crime that we don't have better pictures of this dress :(
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6. same goes for this vivienne westwood moment, WHY did we never get any HD footage of this convention
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6. next we have this last mintute suit moment, we really didnt get a lot of suitdaya this year so i'm glad they lost the dress (also.... seeing what the dress later i am even more glad)
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7. Z really came back in feburary from a long hiatus and vacation with some of the most iconic outfits
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8. Z's outfit performing at Coachella, SHE IS THE MOMENT
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9. sometimes the hottest outfit a girl can wear is a white tanktop with no bra <3
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10. this look would be like in my top three if it had been fitted better, her boobs are literally about to fall out of this dress, @ law i know you retired but DO BETTER
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11. does anyone beisdes me even remember this moment? darnell's birthday party dress, oh to have seen more of this dress
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12. sooooo CUTE, she is literally so pocket sized,
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13. love the top and the silver, dont care for the oversized shorts and suit jacket
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14. going into the meh moments, this one was alright, the cutouts are fun, the long straight skirt was underwhelming
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15. and 16. two back to back meh-ish LV looks
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17. idk on one hand i really don't like this but then again Z looks totally stunning, literally like a mermaid sooooo what else could i ask for
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18. i respect the #fashion girlies being gagged over this off the runway schiaparelli look........ but....... no
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19. unfortunately i do not agree with mr holland's comment, i mean the top half looks hot as fuck so if we ignore the bottom half of this dress he's right i guess
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20. uhhhhhhh
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21. i just dont.... get it?
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22. i'm not even sorry for putting this dead last
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donatellosmuse · 9 months ago
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Inseparable exes | Kylian Mbappe: 🌶️ wc⤷ 794
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That stupid smile that played on his lips when he thought he was right. His shoulders that shrugged when you asked him to explain what he meant by his words, "it's alright baby, I didn't expect you to understand," he replied. He was leaning on the kitchen counter with his hands in his pockets, the aroma of arrogance oozing out of his skin, gosh you hated him.
So why, a year after your break up did he have his fingers intertwined with your hair, his free hand holding onto your hips bracing you, while he rocked you back onto his cock. "puuutain~" the low groan left his lips when you bent your back giving him a better angle of your pussy. He cruelly pushed his cock into you, rolling his hips upwards filling you up again. You were so fucked out of your mind, all you could do was lay your head on the soft pillow, attempting to suppress any moans that could feed his ego. But he felt sooooo good. With the little strength you had left you weakly pushing back against him, positioning yourself for your ex to penetrate even deeper. He took this gesture as permission to start mercilessly ramming into you. You stuffed your cries into the pillow as you felt his hard shaft continually grazing your walls. The grueling pain of his size mixed with the ecstasy of him reaching your mushy spot left you dazed with pleasure. Luckily his grip on your ass loosened as he struggled with his own battle of handling how your silky pussy was squeezing around him. He'd never tell, but he was forever drunk off the wet sounds that your pussy made for him when he went this fast. He held his grunts to himself as his knees were getting weaker with each thrust. He tugged your hair back, while curving his cock up into your weak spot over and over again. He wanted to cum real bad, but he had to get you there first. He inched two fingers down your pussy rotating them in small quick circles. "Ky!" you cried out, squirming from the friction of his gritty fingers, but he was too far gone. His hips spasmed when he felt you gush on his fingers. "fuck chérie," his raspy voice crooned in your ear, "I love you" suddenly feeling his sweaty chest topple over your back. His seed spilled inside of you, but he didn't stop. He continued to rock back and forth against your walls coating his thick cock with the mess both of you created.
He hated the way you rolled your eyes and walked away while he was still trying to make a point. The self appointed halo of perfection you carried as you crossed your arms, made him wanna take you off that self serving high horse.
Then how come during your break up anniversary were your legs hitched over his shoulders while you laid horizontally on his plush Chesterfield couch. Your neck relaxed over the expensive mahogany armrest while his tongue lightly brushed up your pussy teasing a small whine out of you. You shut your eyes feeling yourself throb over his mouth. Kylian took his time moving up and down your pulsating opening, wanting to see you unravel before him. He gathered his saliva and placed a wet kiss against your labia, he then peppered your pussy with slobbered kisses remembering how weak this got you when you were together. With you eyes closed you hyper focused on the lewd wet sounds of his messy lips meeting yours. Suddenly you felt the cold of the room and the absence of his lips. As you were about to open your eyes, he returned with the sharp sensation of his tongue latching on your clit harshly sucking against your skin. A puppy-like whimper escaped your mouth. You felt his grin spread against your pussy, as he held your thighs tighter. Why was he so annoying? He opened his mouth wide enveloping your lips with rhythmic circular motions. His eyes looked up to watch you bite onto your bottom lip not wanting him to know how good he still made you feel. But you were betrayed by the way your hips kept grinding over his face for more stimulation. He left another kiss on your clit making you shudder. Then taking his thumb and placing it, at the center of your clit he frantically wiggled from side to side bringing you to the edge. You threw your head back, as you felt your climax approaching. "Ky wait, wai-" you exhaled. You came on his tongue falling back onto the couch. Kylian licked the remaining evidence of your mess, "we’re never breaking up,” he hummed against your pussy.
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A/N Happy Galentines day to me all of us!! thanks for the support on my last post.
Manga: K-ko to Yamioji
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kinktober #28
Plagued 🐀 / Movie(/TV) Star 🎥
echo is back from hiatus @athl0chunk  is it just me or is does ben get bigger with every season of bake-off | trella 💃 @howlatthemoonpie i think its every episode at this point lol
til-u-wobble 🔁 shhhyoudidntseeme
[Two images of Bake-Off judges Ben Kenobi and Satine Kryze on set in the iconic tent. The first image is several years old; the tent’s pastel banners indicate that it’s from the first series. Here, Ben and Satine both smile as they pose in front of a baking station. Satine is a tall, slender white woman with a wavy blonde updo who is wearing a dark teal dress and jade jewellery. Ben, a white man whose dark blonde hair and beard verge on ginger, is slightly taller and wears fitted dark jeans and a charcoal-grey sweater with a blue chambray collar popping out at the neckline. He is slender but for a slight paunch around his middle. In the second image, they stand in a similar pose, though this time they’re smiling at each other, rather than the camera. Satine looks largely the same, while Ben is much, much heavier. His smile emphasises his round cheeks, and his double chin is just visible beneath his beard. He wears a dark green sweater and his jeans are of a similar wash to the first picture. His clothes fit him well and don’t attempt to hide his plump belly and thick hips. One chubby arm rests around Satine’s shoulders. He’s too round for his other arm to sit flat against his side. The purple of Satine’s dress is just visible behind Ben’s bulk, as if she has her hand in his back pocket.]
#omg he got enormous 😍 #you’re so fat (affectionate) but to ben kenobi specifically
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cheezitenjoyer 🔁 plumpeachpear
plumpeachpear:
SWISS ROLLS …….. ben walks into the tent looking like THAT and they’re going to look these 12 innocent people in the eye and tell them to make SWISS ROLLS???
#oh amidala we’re really in it now
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unduly persecuted for my correct opinions @lumixnara well i WAS going to have a nice evening watching bakeoff with mum but NOW i guess i will have to walk into the sea ….!
kallie 💖💛💙  @springform_pan  putting this out there now: the ship name for ben and satine should be #cremepatandchill | Rafa Martez @cheetochopsticks  omfg yes
h/c dumpster denizen 🌈 @bikewheels2thicc  i can’t believe Anakin hasn’t made a Big Ben joke yet?? low hanging fruit and he DUCKED
norra 👽 @ignorra_me  not me learning to bake so my man will look like that 😩
Roo Page @pageroo  omg they are sooooo married #cremepatandchill | Roo Page @pageroo  the bickering!!! the Looks!!! @bakeoff my little banter-loving heart is so happy #bakeoff🧁 | Roo Page @pageroo omg and it turns into a little cupcake when you use the hashtag 😭 ADORABLE
sinning📍super hell @my_assive_mass  ok i cannot be the only one thirsting over ben kenobi’s tight shirts tho … that popped button has me WET | sinning📍super hell @my_assive_mass  yes i logged into my horny alt to tweet this WHAT OF IT
✨ Sugi ✨ @SoSugiSays  i just want ben kenobi to raw me while i shove pastries into his mouth is that too much to ask | ✨ Sugi ✨ @SoSugiSays  cannot express how deeply i hope that they never make ben kenobi do one of those reading thirst tweets interviews bc the things i have twote about that man … i am not seeing heaven … | farrah @my_onaconda_dont  NO because i just know he would get so red and flustered :>
time-to-size-up ​​🔁 stretchmarks-r-us
[An image of Barriss Offee standing at her Bake-Off station. She is wearing a white T-shirt, a light brown apron, and a black hijab. She is squinting at the sheet of paper holding the technical challenge instructions, which she is holding less than a centimetre from her face.]
#me and the girls analyzing every gifset of ben kenobi for The Jiggle™ 
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Dr. Pudge @bibfortuna normal people at 2am: sleeping me at 2am: so you can actually tell that he’s gaining weight during the season by looking at how in s5e1, his sweater is smooth/unrumpled, but by s5e6 there’s a lump over his belly where the button has come undone under his sweater. in this essay i w
borkus (derogatory) @jaspermcknives  ben kenobi looks like he eats all the bakes himself and honestly i love that for him. we stan a fat king
kiera 🦢 @dimple_simp  OH MY GOD DID HE BURST A BUTTON ASFJDLASFLKJFA;S | thot cross buns @karinathegreat  look at satine lOOK AT SATINE
peli @pelicantweet yeah i’m into GBBO G ben’s Gut B ursting B uttons O ff
vintage lesbian @kallmeklaya oh satine is not beating the little freak allegations this week
Fat Bucky Truther @letta_turmond oh that chair is a choice he is STRUGGLING … 😳🥵 ben my man it is time to size up
poggle the lesser @pillsburythighrolls  SO THEY??? CHOSE??? NOT TO EDIT THIS OUT??!!? LIKE?!?! THIS IS NOT LIVE TV?!?!?! | jinx 🏳️‍⚧️ (xe/xir) @peach_gobbler  they did that for us 😭😔✊ | poggle the lesser @pillsburythighrolls THANK U POST TEAM WE ARE EATING TODAY | jinx 🏳️‍⚧️ (xe/xir) @peach_gobbler  yeah and SO IS HE
Jen June 🏳️‍🌈🌌 she/her @thefatkosmos  the bake-off chair thing isn’t funny, it’s fatphobic. if your show is backed by a massive international streaming giant, you have no business not providing your stars with furniture they can safely and comfortably use, never mind FIT IN. 🧵 1/?
eleni @vanillaxxxxtract  a short recap of tonight’s bake-off episode 🙈: 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♂️🖋🍩👩🏾‍🍳📏🥐👨🏼‍🍳🎪🥮🧑🏽‍🍳👱🏻‍♀️👨🏻‍🦰🪑💥🙇🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♂️🌟👩🏾‍🍳😅😰😱😳🤯🥵😵 | eleni @vanillaxxxxtract  yes the end of that is me having a horny meltdown what about it you can’t stop me from living + livetweeting my extremely trashy truth
thelovehandlehandler 🔁 slurpin-and-glurpin
ratsummer:
satine. bestie. i love you and i need you to know from the bottom of my heart that everyone watching bbc2 rn knows exactly what your kinks are
#EVERYONE WATCHING BBC2!?! EVERYONE WITH NETFLIX GIRLIE #WE CAN ALL SEE YOU!!!
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korkie @korkryze guys can you please make it through ONE episode of bakeoff without getting weird about my aunt
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jedi mind trix [she/they] @beatrixbaking omg they literally got him like a giant reinforced chair holy shit  | siri @hey_siri AND HE’S STILL OVERFLOWING IT
projectguttenberg 🔁burpsmakemeblush
onlyalittlevanilla:
Ok but I actually do want to talk about Ben Kenobi from GBBO bc I think it’s cool that they don’t really treat/shoot/talk about him differently even though he’s gained weight. I can count on one hand the number of fat people I’ve seen on TV who tick all of the “actually fat not just Hollywood fat,” “well-dressed and respected and not treated as a slob,” and “considered to be at least generally handsome by the narrative” boxes at once. And it’s so refreshing to (a) see a celebrity chef who actually looks like they eat/enjoy food and (b) see a fat person get to talk about and eat and enjoy food on TV without it being stigmatized somehow! If I had to guess I’d put him around 350-ish lbs (~158 kg or 25 st for my non-USAmerican followers) and that just feels REVOLUTIONARY for mainstream TV! If he were in a sitcom he would get pigeonholed into some stupid weight loss storyline like that poor beautiful girl from that other show and here in the tent he just gets to be an expert in his craft and have insane chemistry with his costar who obviously thinks he’s the hottest thing since sliced bread and I LOVE IT. 
#YEAH LIKE #im gonna need whoevers running bakeoff right now to start doing every other genre of television #put fat people in everything and LET THEM BE HOT
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doublechinsforthewin 🔁projectguttenberg
onlyalittlevanilla:
Ok but I actually do want to talk about Ben Kenobi from GBBO bc I think it’s cool that they don’t really treat/shoot/talk about him differently even though he’s gained weight. I can count on one hand the number of fat people I’ve seen on TV who tick all of the “actually fat not just Hollywood fat,” “well-dressed and respected and not treated as a slob,” and “considered to be at least generally handsome by the narrative” boxes at once. If I had to guess I’d put him around 350-ish lbs (~158 kg or 25 st for my non-USAmerican followers) and that just feels REVOLUTIONARY for mainstream TV! If he were in a sitcom he would get pigeonholed into some stupid weight loss storyline like that poor beautiful girl from that other show and here in the tent he just gets to be an expert in his craft and have insane chemistry with his costar who obviously thinks he’s the hottest thing since sliced bread and I LOVE IT. 
doublechinsforthewin:
NOT TO MENTION that how refreshing it is to (a) see a celebrity chef who actually looks like they eat/enjoy food and (b) see a fat person get to talk about and eat and enjoy food on tv without it being stigmatized somehow?? And idk it just gets me that they have clearly made accommodations for him (ie chair, more fans during hot weather, fiddly stuff on edges got rearranged after he bumped into Jocasta’s jar of flour) rather than having him lose weight or something. His contract must be absolutely insane but clearly someone is fighting for him and I love when you can kind of see it bleed through from behind the scenes
#like it means so much to me #as a very fat person who also bakes for a living #my personal headcanon is that satine is his pit bull for stuff like this but obviously i have no proof lol
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Jen June 🏳️‍🌈🌌 she/her @thefatkosmos okay, you know what, they did ok with this. they listened, took accountability, and got the man a decent chair. good for them.  | Jen June 🏳️‍🌈🌌 she/her @thefatkosmos  the bake-off chair thing isn’t funny, it’s fatphobic. if your show is backed by a massive transatlantic company AND a streaming giant, you have no business not providing your stars with furniture they can safely and comfortably use, never mind FIT IN. 🧵 1/? | Jen June 🏳️‍🌈🌌 she/her @thefatkosmos should it have taken a whole ass twitter debacle instead of like. literally anyone on set clocking that his chair was too small? PROBABLY NOT, but. yanno. hollywood 🙃
d0ugh-duchess 🔁 dontjuststandthere-bustanut
[An image of Ben Kenobi and Satine Kryze on the set of Bake-Off, discussing who will win Star Baker and who will be eliminated this week. Satine, a thin, blonde, white woman, sits in a delicate white chair with curly armrests at a round table draped in a robin’s egg blue tablecloth. Ben, a fat white man with strawberry-blond hair and a beard, sits across the table from her in a much sturdier-looking white chair without armrests. Between them are the four remaining contestants’ bakes from today’s challenges. Satine’s chair is pulled in close to the table, and her elbows rest on the tabletop, but Ben sits back in his chair, his ample belly filling his lap.]
#ngl i kinda miss the eps where he was still trying to fit into that teeny little lawn chair 😅 #listen im a simple woman with simple needs and mainstream media fulfills NONE OF THEM #pls don’t drag me for this that’s why i put in the tags #god can’t see it if you put it in the tags!
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The Great British Bake-Off RPF
No Archive Warnings Apply, Obi-Wan “Ben” Kenobi/Satine Kryze, Obi-Wan “Ben” Kenobi, Satine Kryze, Weight Gain, Light Angst, Belly Kink, Belly Rubs, Feeding Kink, Hand Feeding, Fluff, Established Relationship, Body Worship, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Stuffing, Cuddling & Snuggling, Praise Kink, Dirty Talk, (feedist version), Burping, Hiccups, fat Ben Kenobi, like he’s FAT fat, you have been warned, dom!Satine Kryze, making that a tag, i just think she’d like to be in charge!, the author’s barely disguised numbers kink, no beta we die like ben’s chair
After the chair fiasco, Satine wants to see how much bigger Ben can get before the season is over.
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toastwithextrabutter 🔁 thebstandsforbbw
thequeerfeedress:
me seeing “gay representation” on tv: thats not me
me seeing sat!ne kr¥ze quietly lose her shit on gbbo every week: shes just like me fr
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obiroundkenobi 🔁 himboswithhiccups
[A photoset of six screencaps from series 5 of Bake-Off. The photoset is captioned “Satine Kryze gracefully white-knuckling her way through feedist hell 1/???” Top left: Satine and Ben Kenobi listen as Kit Fisto describes his signature bake. Ben’s big belly rests on the counter of Fisto’s baking station. Satine looks perfectly normal except that she is clutching a rolling pin for literally no reason. Top right: Ben cutting himself a sizable second slice of Barriss Offee’s pineapple upside-down cake with his free hand resting on the plump curve of his belly. Satine, just visible behind him, is smiling with her mouth while her eyes do a thousand-yard stare. Middle left: Ben smiles good-naturedly as he brushes powdered sugar from near the hemline of his sweater and accidentally reveals a sliver of the bottom curve of his belly, straining against the pale blue button-down he’s wearing underneath. Satine is all the way across the tent, but she’s looking at him nonetheless. Middle right: Satine and Ben sitting across from each other at the judges’ table after the showstopper, mid-conversation. Ben is very clearly too big for the little white garden chairs but is valiantly wedged in despite the fact that the armrests are basically lost in his side rolls and his hips are so wide that they’re overflowing the seat. Ben is carefully leaning forward to pull a plate toward him, while Satine holds a knife and fork and has cut the petit four on her plate into about eighteen pieces. Bottom left: Ben with his eyes closed in pleasure after taking a bite from one of Steela Gerrera’s signature hazelnut-cardamom creme brulees. Satine is looking on perfectly affably, but host Anakin Skywalker is looking at her with one eyebrow pointedly raised. Bottom right: Ben and Satine sit at the judges’ table, a split second before that really obvious cut. Ben is spilling out of his little garden chair and his face shows a look of slightly panicked surprise. Satine is just starting to jump up from her own chair, one hand thrown out toward Ben like a life raft. The fingers of both her hands are splayed wide, and although it’s not verified by the episode’s subtitles or closed captions, her mouth forms a word that looks a lot like “Fuck!”] 
#god is she dying up there i would be dying #shoutout to satine kryze for living out all of our kinkiest dreams #we love you queen #bakeoff #creme pat and chill
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chouxpersizeme 🔁 thickfrosting
thickfrosting: 
god i hope they just. let bakeoff keep (d)evolving into a feedist wonderland afjalskdfj. last week: wildly obvious camouflage bc ben popped a button on air. this week: unsubtle cut bc bens chair (?!?) broke (?!?!?!?!) when he sat down. next week: satine rubs bens belly and he burps onscreen. during the final they reenact The Cake Scene from matilda. lets keep this going for the love of god this is the most alive ive felt in months 
#RIGHT THOUGH I FEEL INSANE #feels like watching yuri on ice as it was airing #us every week: THEY DON’T MEAN- THEY CAN’T- THEY’RE NOT GONNA -??!??! #yoi creators every week: lmao fucking WATCH US #looks meaningfully at netflix #WELL??? ARE YOU GONNA?!?!
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scrolling though your blog, LET ME TELL YOU I AM SWEATING. do you think Legend would have a dumptruck? actually on that note biggest to smallest ass in the chain 😭 ( this is very out of pocket so totally fair if you don't want to answer )
Yes he totally has a dumptruck ass, Hylia told me in a dream btw. Also anon you're asking the REAL questions here ask more
Giving ratings mostly based on ass size in proportion to their body rather than just comparing between them (otherwise poor Four would be dead last bc he technically has the smallest ass even if it's not a pancake ass 💀). Headcanons below. Starting from biggest to smallest:
Sky This boy is the perfect combination between fat and muscle and he's v much friend and cuddle shaped. Not that surprising since he's not rly skinny, but it is big.
Legend Genetics that favor his glutes and all that traveling and adventures come together to give him an ass to be justifiably jealous about. His tunic might hide it, but anything tight enough is gonna show off the absolute cake factory that his lower body is, and it greatly shocked a few of them (most offended shocked one was Warriors).
Time Nothing to say except for farm work and genetics (I mean, have you SEEN the OoT adult Link renders? Body slept for 7 years and got buff all on its own).
Twi Same as Time, but a little smaller.
Hyrule Not really buff and I doubt he can get good meals often back in his home, but all that walking and running has somewhat shaped his lower body
Four Skinny and got buff but doesn't really have a big ass, blacksmithing doesn't work out your butt.
Wild Very skinny, small ass does NOT match the birthing hips!! Just look at his half-naked models in BoTW/ToTK, it is canon.
Warriors Postman outfit in his game brutally EXPOSED this man and his flat ass. You can't really see it unless he bends over, and even then it is still a sad excuse of an ass for a soldier. Secretly wishes that he could steal one of Legend's ass cheeks to distribute its mass on his own butt so he can FINALLY experience life with an ass, and the next time that he falls on his butt he has some cushioning to stop his pelvis from getting broken on impact. (Totally not jealous of Legend and Legend has definitely not caught on to it and teased him about it (in a Chain x reader setting Legend would rub it in his face that you love his big, grabbable ass and Warriors would mald SOOOOO hard lmao)).
Anyway, um yeah :)
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sirenlulls · 1 year ago
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lover → r. mcmahon
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pairing —ryan mcmahon x fem!reader
summary —what ryan would be like as your silly little rockstar boyfriend <3
can i go where you go? can we always be this close? forever and ever
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watching father ted together
you'd probably end up learning some of the quotes with him
randomly reciting said quotes while the band are just sitting around
it's giving mother and father
it's giving cutest couple of the year
it's giving got together late teens and will stay together eternally
i have a really cute idea of you being the band's photographer
like imagine you grew up living in the same estate as josh so when he officially joined the band, he ended up introducing you to them
you became great friends with them all and started to take their pictures at gigs and sending them out to media and agencies and venues and everything
you'd film the tour diary videos
there's a very popular clip of ryan taking the camera off of you and bullying you into doing a little talking piece but you keep laughing and looking at him
you're every inhaler fan's fashion inspo
they get sooooo excited to see your fits every gig
you've worn a shirt that says "i ❤️ drummers" at least once
you have the rockstar gf pinterest girlies eating out of the palm of your hand
you'd take so many pictures with, and of, fans too
he'd be giving you sneaky little looks during their set xx
tiktok is full of his cheeky winks to you
the band love you, except for one week in 2022 when you released almost every photo you took on your secondary school film camera
inhaler meme pages across the world will forever be in debt to you
after a few pints you join in on the drummer slander
"my little pocket sized baby"
he's not a big pda guy
BUT he will always hold your hand. anytime, anyplace.
he's such a cutie pie
every picture you take of him have with the cutest heart eyes past the camera, solely on you
before you got with ryan you thought that people who said it was possible to feel loved by just a look were full of shit
not anymore baby
he makes you feel like the only girl in the world
to him, you are
he's so loml coded
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britcision · 1 year ago
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Okay, so I absolutely love your DF:DALI fic and I wanna draw fanart sooooo bad. But I can't seem to finds Dannys description in the long text 🙈 Do you have a post in which you describe the outwardly differences of the characters in comparison to canon? Tucker and Sam are aged up as well and I'd love to give you more art ❤️ sorry for the bother
I am so soo soooo sorry about this long delay, but uh…
well, Danny isn’t much taller than his established canon. He’s 5’7 instead of 5’4 and still the shortest in the family. he’s grown his hair out some and cut the bangs back a smidge, gained a little bit of muscle definition but since he mostly fights as a ghost, that’s all about his mental strength so he has no actual gains
(Danny is annoyed by this but he does still have disproportionate super strength for his size and he tried working out once
once)
he’s still living the broke college life so it’s jeans or sweatpants and t-shirts while he’s at home, with oversized hoodies (particularly a cherished limited edition NASA galaxy print Jazz got him for his 18th) and a jacket.
Jack tried to give Danny his old college leather jacket before he left but Jack was 6’9 tall and broad before ending high school sooooo it’s a circus tent on Danny
Sam and Tucker are absolutely both taller than Danny, Sam is 5’8 and Tucker’s 6’ but still all lanky he’s not remotely buff
Sam is 1000% the buff one too, if they only had human strength she could take the boys both at once. She’s still goth, but buys her own clothes now so it’s a little more dark academia-cottage goth, lots of vests and either tight black pants or multi layered skirts and knee high boots. her hair is still short and she still does the half up do, but it’s a bun more than ponytails
She’s gotten broader in the shoulders more than any amount of curvy and is less pale now that she’s working outdoors, she looks like the butch to Val’s femme even on her skirt days
(Val is a Black Amazonian goddess nearly Fenton tall (6’6) with her long natural curls and curves for days, very fashionable and ironically both more well off and more well dressed than Sam on both of their independent incomes)
Tucker is a broke bitch so long as he can buy tech before clothes so one day he’ll upgrade to his sexy suit man dreams but for now he’s still in cheap shirts and cargo pants (lots of pockets are a must for all of ‘em Sam’s skirts are 60% pockets) and his signature red beret
he tried a goatee for a bit and then tried growing out his hair for locs but did not bother maintaining either so he’s bare faced and buzzed short for now
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nuwildcat · 11 months ago
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10 QL people I want carnally aesthetically
Sooooo as your local ace, I couldn't complete the lovely tag from @sunshinesanctuary with carnally, cause....I don't think that way. BUT with a little chit chat in DMs with @luckydragon10 I was able to cobble together a list of aesthetically pleasing people from Queer Love series.
Cool I'm going to start with the two who lured me into Thai BL cause why not.
**note the following gifs will not be the most flattering, but instead the most hilarious ones I find on tumblr's atrocious gif search.
10. Tan (Max Nattapol) - Manner of Death
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What can I say, I like a good cheeky monkey who has no idea what to do with the pretty man that has just kissed him. He has his little shit face on here, and that's about all it takes to lure in my ace heart.
9. Bunn (Tul Pakorn) - Manner of Death
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What an orange cat of a man. Like, what were you thinking was going to happen (spoiler he was checking for a gun I think? sus little bean) but that is a horrible way to go about that. Charmed the shit out of me from the get go, he absolutely deserves to be on this list. Also that shirt is doin' werk.
8. Phupha (Earth Pirapat) - A Tale of a Thousand Stars
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Right, so, as far as aesthetics go, this man is already pretty, but then they stuck him in a uniform, and I've always been a sucker for a uniform. He gives gremlin vibes this entire show, despite the serious face that is just stuck like that. (I am starting to sense a pattern...).
7. Prapai (Fort Thitipong) - Love in the Air
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What does this man do? Seemingly, nothing. He has way too much time on his hands and a clearly overworked secretary, but I will say the lack of brain cells and puppy dog eyes kinda worked for me. (not enough to finish the series, but I was digging him).
6. Jang Jae Young (Park Seo Ham) - Semantic Error
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I love how freakishly tall this man is. Once again I have found an absolute terror of a man (this one totally has a golden heart) and latched onto him instantly. The fact that he came with a built in size difference is just the icing on the cake.
5. Choi Yu Na (Song Ji Oh) - Semantic Error
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Ummm. Yeah Imma just let that gif speak for itself. Immaculate babe, just keep doing what you're doing.
OKAY from here on it's just KP I don't know what y'all were expecting otherwise.
4. Tay (Us Nititorn) - KinnPorsche the Series
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My love affair with Tay is long standing and undying. This is the best I could do to find a silly gif of him. Honestly I think that speaks to why he is so high on the aesthetic list. Poor man lost in a google coin toss to Big 😭
3. Big (Nodt Nutthasid) - KinnPorsche the Series
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That right there ladies and gentlemen, is peak bodyguard performance, losing your shit over the new kid. All jokes aside there's something about this man's face that makes me wanna stare at it from like every angle. Give this man another role so I can stare at him more, please.
2. Porsche (Apo Nattawin) - KinnPorsche the Series
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Ahhh Apo and his amazing faces. There is a unique ability to demonstrate just how little is going on in a character's head, and Apo has it DOWN. Porsche my darling, aesthetically your a freaking masterpiece, but baby if you think too hard you might hurt yourself. (Yes I am aware the theme is getting worse). THAT BEING SAID. Holy shit when you clean this boy up he is a force to recon with. That green suit??? it haunts me. Aesthetics on point with this brat.
Kinn (Mile Phakphum) - KinnPorsche
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Right so this last one was actually hard to pick between Porsche and Kinn, buuuuut if I'm going form a character aesthetic approach I have to give the #1 spot to Kinn. My man slays through the majority of this show with suits on point, and cocky faces galore. I kinda hate him a little bit for how long I had to scroll to find an unflattering gif. EVEN HERE HE LOOKS GOOD he just got his dick sucked too hard in a helicopter to pull off suave. *throws hands up in the air* I just wanna put him in my pocket and take him out and shake him every once and a while.
I am very late to this game but I am going to inflict this on a couple people I think who haven't been tagged and whose answers I would find amusing. @lady-guts @fairhairedkings @medievalraven @stoeptepel @dr-lemurr
Please feel no obligation to participate I just think y'all would have good hot-takes.
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bratphilia · 11 months ago
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Game! Ship your mutuals with someone YOU think they match 🤭
okay bye im so sorry if i forgot anyone i tried to include everyone i possibly could
@dilfity obviously william afton but specifically steve raglan idk. he's a creep which u and i both LOVE and we're just going to ignore the fact that he's a manipulative asshole (bc i know you can outsmart those guys easily) even tho its v hard to ignore uhm!!! yeah. he doesnt deserve you tbhhhh but the power of dilfism compels you
@woodsypup listen i know you're an afton fucker but here me out okay bb? MIKE. he loves your feminine touch to everything, but with the hint of darkness that you bring to it. he finds it sooooo sexy actually and you have him so whipped to the point where he looks up how to do hairstyles with bows
@gilfhub post!di leon but as your grandpa. enough said. it's what you deserve cherry berry. he spoils tf out of you!! brings you back an expensive gift from san francisco, maybe some jewelry topped off with a my melody plushie!!
@wherenymphsroam hey new moot uhm this is my chance to say i love you and your work so hey have og re4!leon!! i love him and his fucked uppery and i present you with a traumatized, restless, puppy dog baby boy.
@iwantyouinacage vendetta!leon bc.. dilfism is just too strong. maybe he kidnaps you after stalking you for months as a way to confess his love to you, except you're not going to leave him even if you choose the wrong answer <3 love you ami-bear!!
@ghoulsgraveyard stu fucking macher as your step bro. yes yes the taboo-ness of your relationship makes it well taboo but like hear me out. he does all the disgusting tormenting shit we've talked about in my server as a way to win your affection bc my poor boy is absolutely rizzless when it comes to you :( only cares about you and billy thats it.
@d10nyx re4 remake!leon + ada!! you wrote ada so fucking well that i literally think about that fic every time we interact with each other my god. the two of them love spoiling you with gifts, souvenirs from their missions, and spooning you in bed!! it's the cutest thing ever actually and i wish the three of you sooo well
@minaslilblog you're going to hate me LMAOOO but silver eyes series!william afton. not dave miller but before he went under the alias n shit so hey you get plus size william which is literally my dream. i'm handing it to you bc i trust you. don't fuck it up, okay? (lovingly)
@kissingrhi roman mf roy. enough said. he's your short, pocket sized king. he loves it when you wear heels, unable to keep his eyes off your feet actually, because all he can think about is them on top of his face while you make him lick your shoes, or ride them, or you taking them off and throwing them at him. also you're literally his pride and joy, his favorite person even though he'll never admit it
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midnightcreator12 · 2 years ago
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...I was going to do art but its late and drawing isn’t my strong suit but writing is and I wanted to make something based on this post from @nerves-nebula because OMG someone help those kids but I kinda live vicariously through Chula sooooo....
Chula steals some kids.
Chula technically wasn’t part of the interdimensional contest. 
But a side-effect of having a hyperdrive with a worm-hole generator in it was that her ship got pulled into these pocket realities sometimes.
And usually, she was perfectly happy to watch the events, cheer for the dozens of versions of the turtles and their families, and pass out a few small toys to the younger versions if they approached her.
But near the beginning of this one…she’d spotted four turtles in particular and had been carefully watching them. She hadn’t been able to put her finger on it at first, why those four had caught her attention, made something in her brain itch.
Sure, that Leo was a bit more abrasive and crass with his words. And that Raph seemed more tense and anxious, eyes looking everywhere half the time or staring into the middle space. And that Mikey was a bit more prone to threats of extreme violence or just saying really dark things in general. And that Donnie was much quieter and thinner than he should be…
And then it hit her how…almost sickly they all looked. Skin a few shades paler than it should be, muscle not as bulky as it should be. And Donatello was the worst off out of all of them.
It was why she’d approached him for a moment, handing him a puzzle cube and offering a soft encouragement before going back to the sidelines.
When their father finally appeared…it had made every hair on her spine stand up and her teeth grind in an effort not to snarl. 
The kids shrunk away from him and he glared at them in return. He criticized and snapped and snarled at the four boys to do better, to take this seriously, that they should be more like Leo and seek out victory in this competition.
It was a shabbing game, for crying out loud! Some weird, reality warping game where different versions of the Hamato Clan duked it out for nothing more than bragging rights.
Still, she forced herself to not intervene, as much as she hated sitting idly. But she technically wasn’t supposed to be here, and anything she did here wouldn't matter once the event finished…
It was shortly after the arena morphed again, this time into a multi-colored dance floor, that her self-control finally snapped.
Because several things happened very quickly.
A mechanical arm jumped out of Donnie’s armor, jamming against his neck, and within seconds the turtle was on the floor.
Raph had stumbled to a corner, shoulders heaving and jerking like he was a few seconds away from vomiting.
Leo started waving his arms and cursing up a storm, bemoaning the unreliability of his brothers.
Mikey had shuffled a little closer to Donnie but other then that…he just stared placidly at Leo, like this entire event was normal.
And Splinter…he pinched his muzzle, body heaving with a very heavy sigh before he looked up again. And it was the look, the out-right disappointment and disgust, that had Chula standing.
She didn’t think about her actions, just moved.
She snagged a trash bin on her way over, dragging it to Raph and plinking it beside him. She all but shoved her water canteen into his hands before moving to the next turtle.
Leo’s back was to her, so Mikey saw her first. He blinked, eyes widening as she moved closer.
His reaction must have caught Leo’s attention, because he paused in his rant, glancing over his shoulder.
Chula nodded to both before kneeling next to Donnie, quickly checking his pulse and breathing before she scooped him up in one arm.
“Hey!” Leo barked, flapping a hand in her face. “Who the fuck are you?!”
“CPS,” Chula replied. She didn’t give Leo time to reply before she snagged him with her other arm, pinning his arms before tucking him against her side like a teenaged-sized football.
He squealed and swore, legs kicking wildly as he wiggled. It might have worked if this was the first time she’d grabbed a bitey turtle, but she had had some practice.
She looked at Mikey, who was still blinking at her in confusion. “Come on then,” she jerked her head to the bleachers. “It’s not your turn yet. I’d say you could all use some snacks.”
“And who are you to decide that?”
Chula’s eyes slid from Mikey to Splinter.
He was glaring. Not at her, but at Leo, arms crossed and expression displeased, like he was waiting for the kid to free himself.
Chula straightened and smiled. Her full, toothly, wide smile that she knew unnerved most people, “Like I said. CPS.”
Splinter finally looked at her, scoffing, “Do you even know-”
“If you’re sooooo concerned why don’t you stop me!” 
Chula started walking away, back to where Raph was leaning over the trash can.
He looked as shocked as Mikey had been, eyes flitting between his sleeping brother, his screeching brother and up at Chula.
She gave him a much less toothy smile, forcing her face to soften a bit, “Feelin' any better ade?”
He didn’t answer verbally, but his eyes looked to the side and down.
“Come on, let’s sit, chat! I haven’t gotten to know you four yet.”
“Why should we do what you say?” Mikey, who had followed her, moved to stand at Raph's shoulder. “I haven’t seen any version of you here.”
Chula shrugged, “Eh, pretty sure I got pulled in by proxy with my Leo. Plus,” she nodded towards Donnie. “I’m not letting him sleep on the floor. So if the rest of you wanna come with-”
"I do NOT want to 'come with'!" Leo yelled. "Put me down!"
"Naw, you need a time out," Chula gave Leo a little squeeze as she started walking again.
She knew Raph would follow, he’d been kinda hovering over Donnie and Mikey the entire time. And Mikey would follow Raph, so it was pretty easy to lead the little troup back to some proper seats.
Her Leon was already there, holding the snacks he'd collected and looking for her. When he spotted her, walking almost proudly towards him with an armload of turtle-teens, he threw his hands up dramatically, “You said you wouldn’t turtle-nap anyone!”
“I’m not,” Chula defended as she sat. “I’m merely doing my duty as CPS.”
Leon rolled his eyes, “You don’t even know what that is.”
Chula shrugged. “Hey, do me a favor verd’ika? Can you find something for nausea?” 
She tilted her head towards Raph as she said it and the alternate stiffened when Leon's attention turned to him. The pair had an almost staring contest for a few moments….
And Leon grinned as he nodded, “Right-o captain. Back in a flash!”
He spun out a blade, opening a portal and leaping through.
Leo suddenly went quiet. When Chula looked down she found him staring in shock at where the blue portal had been.
“Are you kidding me? I gonna get goddamn portals?! How lame is that?!”
“Hush you,” Chula shook him lightly. “We’re restin’ now.”
“Good luck getting him to chill out,” Mikey muttered as he finally settled next to her, jabbing Leo between the eyes as he did. “All he does is train, sleep and boss us around.”
“Would you quit it and get her off of me already?!”
“No. Get yourself out Mr. Ninja Master.”
Leo screeched more curses.
Chula let him. She shifted a bit, so that Donnie had his head resting on her shoulder, and smiled encouragingly to an uneasy looking Raph.
Slowly, he sat on her other side, next to Donnie. “...who are you anyway?”
“Chula Verd, at your service, ade.”
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Translator for Chula!
Shabbing - Fucking
Ade - Kid or kiddo
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teddybeartoji · 9 months ago
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MICKEYYY i’m sneaking out of my blanket fort… leaving a treat and some flowers on ur bed (ominously)……. 🥞🌻🌷🌹🛌 i hope ur day is going super nicely !! :33 IT’S TECHNICALLY SPRING HOW R WE FEELING it’s still gray n sludgy here :((( but i hope it’s better where u are !!!
anyway anyway i just wanted to check in w u BUT i also wanted to ask….. what hq ep are u on + who r ur faves so far ?? 👀👀 idk if u’ve met noya and asahi yet but i love them sm they’re my pookies. IT’S SUCH A FEEL-GOOD SHOW ISN’T IT it makes me smile sm too !! T—T
ily mickey i’m crawling back into the blanket fort (sneakily) (ominously)….. tell armin i love him <3
ARIIIIII MY LITTLE IRIS<33333333 i love me some ominous flowers mwahahahaha thank you they're so beautiful!!!!! IT'S VERY MUCH SPRING HERE TODAY!!!! idk how long that's gonna last but today is super super good!!! it's sunny and it's not too cold either wahhhhh i'm automatically feeling so fresh n hyped lmao I'M GONNA SEND SOME OF THE SUN TO YOU THOUGH I'LL CUT IT IN HALF AND YOU'LL GET THE BIGGER SIDE I PROMISE!!!!!
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here's the guy!!!! we just went outside we both wanted to feel the sun<333333 i wanted to go to the park but uhhhh my period kinda has me in lockdown though💀💀💀 fuck that bitch but even that little piece of sun made me feel so much better already🌻🌻🌻🌻
HQQQQQQQQQ I LOVE IT SOOOOO MUCH!!!!! i'm currently on season2 ep 12!!!!! I DON'T THINK I CAN PICK A FAVOURITE THOUGHHHHHH LIKE I LOVE THEM ALL THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CUTIES ok maybe hinata is my favourite................ HOW COULD HE NOT BEEEEEEEEE HE'S A LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINEE I NEED TO PUT HIM IN MY POCKET he gets so excited over everything and ahhhh he just means the world to me.....
i was gonna make fun of his height the other day bc he really is super tiny next to all of the other players but that was until he said that he's 163cm and................................................................................. i can't really make fun of him if we're LITERALLY the same height now can i.....💀
pls i almost cried already too...... the eps with tsukishima and his brother:((((((((((((((( when he saw that he wasn't even on the court:(((( yeah that got me a little bit but i'm so happy that he's more comfortable on the team now and that he's enjoying it!!!!!!!! i love him.
kuroo is so funny too............. hehehhehehe gojo has transformed into a high schooler....................................... pls the scene where tsukki asks him why is he even giving them advice when they're techically rivals and he just goes "well, i've just always been a really nice person" as the lighting is making him seem like some angel ahsghghasghaghah so silly i loved it a lot
WAITT BUT I ALSO LOVE NOYA AND ASAHI AAAAAAAAAAAA i've never loved the whole cast of a show this is kinda crazy. everybody being so afraid of asahi just bc of his size is so funny poor guy lmao ALSO bc you know i'm on my voice actor bs did u know that asahi's va is the guy who also voices kunikida??????????????????? SO COOL
OHHHHH ANDD WHEN HINATA AND KAGEYAMA FINALLY GOT THAT FAST ATTACK RIGHT???????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT WAS SOOOOO CUTE I LOVE HOW EXCITED THEY ALL GET WHEN THEY GET A POINT and i love how much they all praise each other all around????? "nice receive" and "don't worry about it" and "we got the next one"????????????????? wahhhh it really is a feel good show my cheeks hurt from watching it
i think i have an extra soft spot for sugawara too!!!!! he deserves his own little mention he's a sweetheart
THIS GOT SO LONG AGAIN WHEWW BUT I REALLY AM ENJOYING IT I LOVE THEM ALLL SO SO SO MUCH they all deserve a good hair ruffle (coach ukai is getting a cheek kiss he's so fine) WAIT ALSO I LOVE THE GIRLS!!! THE MANAGERS!!!!! THEY'RE SO SWEET OH AND TAKEDA TOOO FUCKKK I JUST LOVE EVERYBODY OKAY<333
too much love i might die ari please hold me..... cue very dramatic sigh.... IS YOUR BLANKET FORT COMFY DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE IT BIGGER? BETTER? DO YOU WANT MORE SNACKS? TEA? COFFEE? MORE PILLOWS MORE BLANKETS????????? I NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE FEELING GOOD THIS IS A MUST!!!! YOU'RE MY NR.1 PRIORITY!!!!!!! anyway i hope the sun will come out soon for you too i'm making the call rn I LOVE YOUUUU<333333
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twin-chains · 7 months ago
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Legend
TC Legend character design!
I spent sooooo long playing around with different designs for Legend's outfit. They were all so elaborate and annoying to draw with fancy capes, vests, belts, accessories, and other bells and whistles so I finally decided to do a 180 and keep it super simple instead. I did make his red mail more like a magic cloak inspired by Graham's cape in King Quest; it's like its own pocket dimension letting him safely carry absolutely anything and everything in his cloak pockets (hooray for video game mechanics!). He has a ton of stuff in his cloak so I showed a small glimpse of the many, many things he keeps on him.
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Legend
age: 22 years
demi-male (he/they), hetero
adventures: A Link to the Past (15), CDI, Oracle of Seasons, Oracle of Ages, Link's Awakening, unnamed sixth adventure in Hyrule (completed 1 month ago)
has a magic cloak pocket dimension where he keeps all their adventuring and magic items
born with distinct pink hair (no one else in his family has pink hair), even more confused when he turns into a life-sized rabbit
keeps a hibiscus pin in his hair to remember Marin and Koholint, suffers from insomnia, has lichtenberg scars on his neck and back
has a great affinity for magic, especially items and a couple spells
Queen Zelda is their half-sister older by four years (26), they were close as toddlers but were raised apart and he only found out during ALTTP
lives alone in his house after his uncle died, exhausted from adventures and feels like they never get a break but doesn't know what else they want to do with their life
traits: strong-willed, witty, compassionate, depressed, traditional/particular about how things are done
likes: music, seagulls, peace and quiet
dislikes: cuccos, lightning, hurting brainwashed/innocent people
weapons: level 3 master sword, fighter's sword, mirror shield, red shield, cane of byrna and somaria, fire and ice rod, magical boomerang, silver arrows, ricky's gloves, super bombs
fighting style: fast and strong, trained similar to knights by his uncle, practiced and excellent traditional swordmanship
specializes in sword-fighting, dungeon-crawling, musical instruments, gardening, and magic energy
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dnangelic · 8 days ago
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@cherriedrage // here.
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makochi wasn't azumano . no elegant clock-tower bell announces the time of his heist in solemn tolls as he descends , and no searching spotlights would form a halo around him the instant his lithe silhouette left the round glow of the moon . furin high , with its crumbling cement and impressive , drawn-out shadow , looked even more an intimidating and impenetrable castle tonight --- populated by its myriad knights scattering about to further try to protect it .
( that piece of shit ! everyone , let's teach him a lesson --- ! )
the pointed rush and shout of inflamed students might have been the only thing that felt familiar , sharing in little difference from the clueless , overzealous enthusiasms of what police force the great phantom thief was used to .
( --- but something like this is kinda awesome , isn't it ?! even if he's a criminal , it's still a total celebrity appearance ! here ! in makochi ! i'm gonna be sooooo jealous of anybody who gets to touch him ... ! )
bofurin might have been well organized , and yet their preventive measures were still full of fatal holes and embarrassing amateur mistakes , faults of unfamiliarity in dealing with an enemy that they'd first have to somehow get their hands on , no doubt . his methodology was simple : he wouldn't be landing on top of and entering from the roof , where a crowd of students would no doubt be searching and waiting to turn him into a sandbag , scouring both above and below in every frantic effort to spot him before he might somehow sneak in . instead , he'd capitalize on the element of surprise and his usual distractions .
wiz would draw everyone's attentions away , ( and it's a crowd like this , he thinks , that wouldn't be able to help themselves and would inevitably end up moving as a single , single-minded body , ) while he fluttered and crept into the west wing window . it was almost too easy , but when wasn't it without someone like hiwatari to lay out traps and play their usual games ? no matter how close anyone believed they were getting to him , the great phantom thief always vanished just as their fingers were about to touch --- no doubt the frenzied crowd outside was going through their first bewildering , frustrating experience as wiz sprinted away , inwards towards town ...
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... which left no one else , save for himself and sakura in the hallway . ( sakura-san ... )
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' --- yo . '
a hand lifts in a loose wave from his own deep pockets , his expression as wry as ever . the high , light hum in his voice is as chipper as anyone else greeting a good friend under different circumstances , his long legs carrying him forwards as he steps out of the shadows and towards his target . there , beneath the struggling , orange-red fluorescent lights of the school , lay the silent piece of four ghouls that he was after , sakura standing between them and himself by just the length of an arm's reach . she sizes him up in silence , and he returns the favor ; feels the intensity of daisuke's own stare and thick , gulping fear from someplace within him , as if somehow saying a single word or transmitting any sort of thought would have immediately exposed him despite being nothing more than a ghost .
' is it really just you ? ' his head tilts a little as he speaks , his devil's lyrechord soft and slow . and then he laughs , the shameless chuckle of it bouncing his shoulders . ' even after i asked for all of bofurin's cutest students ... that's pretty arrogant . '
wasn't it too to call what artwork he had set his sights upon as nothing more than its base material ? there wasn't a single priceless portrait that wasn't "just paint ." even the most lifelike , breathtaking sculptures were nothing more than heaps of stone desecrated and smoothed into so-called beautiful shapes . what gave an artwork its value was its feelings , either imbued into or derived from the face of it , and despite its age and fading , or the scratches and scuffs that gave it an even more grisly , if not flimsy quality , the graffiti-mural of the four heavenly kings was still surely a worthy target .
( our souvenir from makochi . since it's not laying a hand on the four kings themselves , it's perfectly fine . moreover , the students that made this piece are probably only just about to graduate , meaning they'd have to leave it behind until it completely faded away anyways . it's a good work of art ... that's what you felt before , right , daisuke ? )
( ah ... forget that for a minute . what are we going to do ? we can't fight sakura-san ... and her face looks --- )
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' --- if it hurts , you don't have to do anything , you know . ' the gap is bridged between them , both effortlessly and without any fear . he stands no less closely than he always had , his hands not yet set onto his decided treasure , knowing that even now , after daisuke had sabotaged the artwork during daylight and painstakingly separated it from the rest of the building , that making off with even a thin layer of stone this tall would be troublesome were there to be any sort of pursuit --- no less than if he were to steal the famous screens of fujin and raijin .
and so : the simplest solution , making off with it while sakura retreated to glumly announce to the rest that the great phantom thief , as he had promised , had gloriously stolen his mark and gotten away . even in the face of her , his cold palm meets the art in a gentle , greeting caress . ' a face like that doesn't suit such a nice night like this . it's perfect for stealing ... so why don't you close your eyes and enjoy the breeze for a little while ? '
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