#he's so real for that

[jamming-jelly]

"The only lady in my life is

COLD

HARD

Cash"

Full recording of the "Wario Press Conference" sound file available for download from Nintendo of America's official site in 2003, featuring over 6 minutes of Charles Martinet speaking full sentences as Wario to promote WarioWare: Mega Microgames and Wario World.

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[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: Why have they changed it? These colors are awful. I– ew! I actually hate it! Where– what happened to the orange? Why’s it purple?

Tubbo: [Realizes] OH—

Tubbo: Oh, I'm actually– I'm actually a bigot, it’s Ace Race, I get it. Ohhh, ohhh that’s awkward. Ohhh, that's awkward. I’m a bigot. Oh, I'm a bigot. Oh, I'm a bigot. Ohhh. It’s crazy that they let bigots into MCC these days! Well actually, they’ve always done that.

[khywren]

gale talks about going to sorcerous sundries the way i talk about going to barnes and noble.

[some-swan]

There ain't a lot of it to go around after all }:)

[write-the-room]

Richard papen loser of all time

Got shot and was too awkward to tell his friends then turned out they didn't even care

[alliekitaguchi]

liam did an interview and they asked him about the live show next week and he went on a tangent about robbie daymond and he literally went "am i answering your questions? right now i feel like i'm just talking about robbie daymond"

[cellgatinbo]

KISS!

[leons-tits]

Shout out to this image of Snufkin in Comet In Moominland, where he looks quite disgruntled at the prospect of buying a pair of too-new pants

[vaulliet]

togashi woke up one day and said: enough with that adult trio nonsense ❤️

[namelessdumbass]

Yes. And the fact that Terzo ate 666 portions of cream pies (kremówki) a year when he was a cardinal in Poland 🍰

[save-the-garden-gnomes]

"Yolo"

- Fintan Pyren after committing arson, killing a member of the government, and faking his own death

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

james in Crimson Rivers is actually so relatable

like I would also immediatly fall in love with regulus if he'd ever thrown a snowball in my face because he wanted me to pay attention to him

like don't worry reg you have all my attention can we kiss now?

[irlkisukeurahara]

Me explaining CrocoMom to my non One Piece friend:

Him:

[reactions-daily]

Steve Harrington (Joe Keery) on Stranger Things saying, "Talking to myself, but that's just 'cause I, you know, I've got shit to say, you know?

[lukaskyle-moved]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

[kaymarie-bell]

MAMA SPADE REVEAL