#he's so little guy & she's so creachure...

[squirrel-art]

Had the absolute privilege of blobbing Doc with @sealeneee's Katona. These two are so cute, I can't get over them!

[blackkatdraws2]

4th Batch: The Guardians!

[Blank Scripts AU (non-canonical)]

Inside the deeper layers of the Parable marches the sinister army of monsters, born from the flesh of the Dungeon itself.

Alongside them are human workers, learning to cooperate with these beasts and come together for one purpose.

To protect and nurture the Parable.

BATCH LIST:

- [1st Batch: The Inhabitants] - [2nd Batch: The Janitors] - [3rd Batch: The Citizens] - [4th Batch: The Guardians]

↓ [Thoughts and Credits below] ↓

The fourth illustration is complete after a long, long time!!

Excuse how long it took me to do this one by the way, I have things to do IRL and my own projects to complete [very excited to finish those by the way, it's been so long since I've posted a new AMV hehe] so it took me a while to have the spare time and come back to the OCs / Self Inserts!

Anyway, I'll try disciplining myself to draw more of the submitted characters! I have 4 more batches [19 characters] to draw, so please be patient with me! ＞﹏＜

I swear I haven't forgotten about anyone! I've just been busy, hahaha.

Suru by @tsuru-yasunaga

ARRGHGHHH I REALLY LOVE THIS OMG?? I can totally see her working in the deeper layers of the Dungeon alongside the monsters ARGHH crazy I'm crazy [AND DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE THAT BLACK CAT LOGO ON HER SUIT ARGHHH SO COOL STOP]!!!?? I love that she has an axe, so badass...

Widget by @adventurecrimez

OUH??? Our little platelet doctor!! This reminds me so much about that one anime, Cells at Work... Anyway, I LOVE THEM!! They're so cute and helpful to have around <3

Axl by @tumbling-turmoil

AHEHEHE LITTLE GUY LITTLE GUY!!! For such a cute-looking thing, it sure has a very ominous-sounding title... The all-powerful Axl, decider of Fate.. bowing

Horns by @idunnowhattowriteheretbh

HWUAHE I LOVE THIS THING SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA this is making my creachure-loving brain go uueueueuw looking at this thing with big teary eyes btw I loved drawing their horns [haha funny name pun but yeah I actually did like drawing the horns btw :3]

Nugget by @thenamesmobu

This stinky old mannn, this creatuureee, this gruffy guuyyy hhehwuew he's so silly and he looks so cute but imagining him with a gruff old man voice will never not be funny to me

Abhorrence by @commit-vehicular-manslaughter

OOUHH?!??!! It's missing a leg... poor thing.. I also lived drawing this thing, it feels like a monster I'd see in the woods or something argh... a cryptid.. THE SKULL HEAD IS SO COOL PLEASE

Legal Distinct Bug by @test-url-please-ignore

hehehe little bug, I'm gonna make this thing into a marketable plushy, I will squish this thing very lovingly it's so BIG and it's so FLUFFY and it looks so CUTE I just wanna AGRHAWGGHAEGA let that thing crawl all over me please

[omuricebreakfast]

H HI TUMBLR

UM! OKAY, HELLO!!! HI!!! YEAH, I'M I'M DOING THIS!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO TUMBLR I UH THIS IS ME!!! OMU! I swear i'm not deranged i'm just- RREALLY FREAKING ANXIOUS!!! I UH HAVEN'T POSTED TO ANY SOCIAL MEDIA IN A HOT SECOND SO IN A WAY, THIS IS MY!! FIRST TIME??? I tend to... type in caps a lot so I apologize if it's jarring?? PFFT so uh! OH! Introductions, you guys do those right? yeahhhhh. SO UH AS STATED!!! I'm Omu, I'm a (currently) 20/yo puertorican artist (my birthday's on July 22nd) and uh! I go by they/she and sometimes he! I'm Nonbinary but heavily fem leaning and I HYPERFIXATE ON STUFF??? My hyperfixations include: -KinitoPET (Current hyperfixation,,, I have a dating sim au in the works,,,) -W wo,men/J (especially my girlfriend) -Undead Unluck -Object Shows -My Little Pony FIM -Baldis Basics In Education And Learning -Just Shapes And Beats -The Dangers In My Heart -The Amazing Digital Circus -FNAF -Sea Creachures... -GATITOS!!! CATS! MEOWMEOWS!! -Visual Novels/Dating Sims -Adopts!!! -Au's -Cringy stuff like idk Maid Outfits and going cat girl/boy mode- nya or whatever tf As well as much MUCH more!!! I'm an obscure manga/anime enjoyer and uh I specifically enjoy the comedy/romance genre because i am cringe and love fluffy hot romance trash!!! I also tend to be a bit,,, suggestive ig?? So I'm keeping this blog 16+! Feel free to avoid me if you dislike that!! I won't take offense to it I swear... Uhhh what else... Hrm... Well- I draw Ocs, hyperfixations, au's, friends oc's/hc designs, and occasionally other peoples stuff!!! So.... If you like that,,, m maybe consider following me?!

[retic-pithon]

Hi everyone! I am Jasper(yes i know, very suprising, my name), but you can call me -

Retic

Pithon

or any platonic nicknames :3

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I'm genderfluid, and use any pronouns but she. My favorites are -

they/them/themselves

he/him/himself

it/its/itself

that/thats

xe/xem/xemself

e/em/emself

wag/wags/wagself

love/loves/loveself

bite/bites/biteself

pronoun sheet here

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DNI & BYI

DNI post here, and I request that people under 12 do not interact with me, following is fine. My blog is sfw, I swear, and sometimes post vents.

Please do not send me donation asks.

the post linked explains why particularly well.

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A little about me, I'm autistic, I have a couple of anxiety disorders, I'm a furry, and a therian. I very much appreiciate tone tags, and try to use them myself, but often forget. I'm demisexual and demiromantic, and a lesbian. also, i love getting asks and stuff and message me whenever!!

i am also dating this creachur @/who-killed-her <3333

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I am also an endogenic proxy system! anti-endos please go away

Post with some headmates in detail here

Post with all names and pronouns of headmates here

Post that defines a proxy system here

we have some fictives that aren't on these posts, and they never front, they're just there ^w^

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Theriotypes (in order of most connected) --

Baryonyx

Czechoslovakian wolfdog

Leucistic crocodilian (clado)

Rosy maple moth

Pigeon, seagull, goose, crow, and sparrow

Albino ball python

Link types --

Duck

New Mexico Whiptail lizard (the lesbian lizardss)

Red-tailed Hawk

Heart types --

Uromastyx

Chicken

Magpie

Otherkin types --

Dragon

Chimera

Fictionkin types --

Cat from Stray (video game)

Pyrrah from the Dragon Prince (TV show)

Zero from A Nightmare Before Christmas (movie)

btw guys im like. not human :] dont call me human please/nm

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Tagging system -

#pithontalks = my posts

#systalking = my system posts

#my art = my art

#snake tag = ouro's tag for snakes they want to save

#reptile tag = ouro's tag for reptiles overall they want to save

#'coon tag = tag for raccoons

#saves you saves you saves you = my ultimate save tag

#jaspers tales of schooling = school things

#cooper = my tag for my pet ball python, cooper

#redwood = my tag for my pet alligator lizard, redwood

[TW for sh mention and ed mention under the cut, just the tags i use though]

I do post vents and things that include mention of self harm, but are always tagged with -

#tw sh

#cw sh

#tw sh mention

#cw sh mention

#tw: sh

#cw: sh

#tw: sh mention

#cw: sh mention

I also, due to autism, have horrible interoception and also sensory issues with food, and occasionally post about that, and usually the posts seem like posts that someone with an ed may post, so i tag those post with ed tws.

#tw ed

#cw ed

#tw ed mention

#cw ed mention

#tw implied ed

#cw implied ed

#tw: ed

#cw: ed

#tw: ed mention

#cw: ed mention

#tw: implied ed

#cw: implied ed

alrighty that's it ^w^

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oki bye bye

[most-creature-vibe-tournament]

Round 3 poll 3

Propaganda:

Arthur Lester (Malevolent)

Eye horror but yellow

More arthur lester propaganda: he should be dead. He should be dead ten times over and he isn't. What the fuck is he. This is not plot armor btw an eldritch entity openly speculates about it

actual cannibal arthur lester

okay I’m putting this into the comments so I can represent my horrible little podcast man. C!Quackity ate Schlatt’s heart but Arthur ate a whole guy. And also assorted pieces of other guys. And he had a horrible time with it. They are both cannibalism baddies but Arthur is fundamentally changed because of it. C!Quackity had a bad ex Arthur had a losing-and-finding-humanity-again experience and was pulled back from the brink by the god-thing in his head. Creature!!

#I love alex quackity as much as anyone but Arthur has straight up eaten a guy#yes yes Schlatt’s heart and all but Arthur went after the whole guy. also it was horrible and traumatic#and it started a whole thing of Arthur seemingly becoming less human while the god-thing in his head become more human#so. not to pit two cannibalism baddies against each other. but quackity is a businessman first and arthur has never looked put-together a#single day in his life. that man is a Creature

Arthur lester propaganda (spoilers): he crawled through tunnels and smashed an old woman's head in with a rock. He seems to other people to talk to himself. Often about murder. He whimpers pathetically several times per episode. He ate a dead human's raw corpse and only felt bad about it because it also hurt his friend. He chopped a man's arm off. He's such a deranged little creature.

Malevolent is the story of a dude fighting the instinct to become a creature and (so far) losing. So much so that the eldritch being in his head is going "woah dude, chill out". I think he wins easy

Pearlescentmoon (Hermitcraft)

A lot of people draw her as a moth!

#ok I gotta step in here#Pearl is a fuckin creature of all creature#shes an alien a moth a literal goddess a 4am bloodthirsty fighter and queen of the deep frost#you can look up clips of her making the most creature noises as her default noises#she is the most creature

im sorry pearl is one billion percent creature

#PEARL SWEEP#im sorry that is a 36 year old man#she is an alien. otherworldly being

#let's be honest here#especially at s9 she just makes the most creature of noises#Gem claims she's an alien#like sure people can turn grian to a god/watcher but that doesn't necessarily mean creachure#so vote pearl

[subjectivemortality]

// Follow up to this post talking about Belle and her creachures, I just wanted a list somewhere of fucked up little guys she's been making lately

Extremely and disturbingly symmetrical quails, to the point where they've surpassed uncanny valley. Their eggs are perfectly spherical and she refuses to eat them because they freak her out a little

Quails who have predator eyes (she did not plan this)

Quails who lay candy-colored eggs that are regular quail eggs and taste fine and aren't poison but are like pink and blue and bright yellow and lime green

Bioluminescent quail that accidentally got a little too much bioluminescence and is now basically a night light that never turns off (she feels immense solidarity with this one)

Giant Quail named The General who is at this point approximately a foot and a half tall and lays proportionate eggs and is aggressively territorial for a quail, but otherwise is totally fine and normal she promises

Pebis the tiny fleshless flying meatball monster, he's about the size of a golf ball

A very very very small horse that she's going to surprise Highway with as an aquarium pet once she figures out what it eats

She didn't originally create Vincent the Jerboa but she did alter his DNA and cells and gave him a piece of her soul so that he'd be immortal. He lives with Antoine nowadays

Experimenting with various farmable creatures that would be suitable for Tolya's people, with a primary focus on domesticity and meat production with further usable byproducts (leathers/hide, dense bones, milk, etc)

Also considering some sort of shellfish situation to that end too

[meowunmeow]

Undead Unluck Chapter 207 Spoilers!!

I can feel the end getting nearer and I don't think I can handle it.

Ichico being a cutie at the back awww

Feng flying away before Fuuko can find her character development moment

"Apo" say Apoccy like a real man you coward.

Negators are those who negate rules so it's no surprise that they can be a reference to those who figure out that social constructs are, in the end, constructs. They don't exist in the first place. The only limiter there is you - your physical body - or you - your social identity.

Might make a post if I feel silly

THE SHENMUI HEART BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH UNTRUTH SO THEY SHARE ONE HEART AND SOUL TO REACH A LEVEL WHERE THEY'RE BOTH THE STRONGEST THEY'RE CANON Y'ALL THEY'RE

who's that secret fourth recruit you cheeky bastard. (probably Andy but probably a secret fifth option)

This is the updated version of that one panel from the beginning of Loop 101 I love parallels

I love Tozuka-sensei's dedication to always put Andy on the sun. It's like his little reminder for us. "Hey, remember Undead? Yknow, the first guy in the title? Yeah. He's right there. Just burning. That's right."

oh look it's Tella time to restart the clock :))

Why is Feng still there is Kokuto'un that slow or what

I love you skrunkly ichico. You are so beautiful and precious to me. You may have a sexy rack and staggering sex appeal but you are also a creachur to me.

Girlie hasn't sleep in years and forgot what dreaming is she's so stupid

Wait is that Leonardo da Vinci oml is this a reference to the popular rumour that he refuses to sleep at night and instead opting for power naps throughout the day

Would be hilarious if Nikola Tesla was there because he's Nico's namesake + he's a scientist+ he got an equally weird sleep cycle

I think influential scientists in general have bad sleeping habits

"matching married couple" and that smile and the leaning on his head they're so cute they're so married couple they're so ughhhhh *explodes and dies*

They have matching open shirts and matching eyebags and matching abilities that are a burden but it only makes them become innovative and work around it therefore improving them as people and they

Wow till death do us part the real version

Eheheh the recreation of Chapter 137 with Fuuko yelling instead, IchiNico being closer instead of further and Feng leaving instead of arriving

And also Feng getting pissed that a chance to fight someone stronger is handed to him on a silver platter rather than becoming ecstatic over it

Feng being submerged in Kokuto'un each time he uses it is so cute I gotta get him pregnant

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK.

Next update is in 2 weeks... Have a well deserved break, Tozuka-sensei and assistants!!

[caitas-cooing]

This year's Christmas present:

First in my stocking I found this little guy

He can be friends with the pirate tsum tsum my dad bought me when we went on a cruise

Next we have the presents @dreamydiamond got me, technically we opened presents from them before they left and one of them is my birthday present because he won't be back until after New Year's, but I decided to show both of them now first we have an aiba keychain

She is so creachure I love her

I also got this Akane figure

Hey Kanny what do you have behind your back

From my parents I got an aigis figure

Here she is with my other figures

I also got this necklace

[ru5t]

also 1 or 2 ⭐️ for allie, specifically for dustverse ideas w/ the two of them but also. whatever u want kHNSzkc

@enchaentd

Every ⭐️ exchanges for a headcanon about our characters’ (potential or existing) dynamic.

i'm not sure tech would be so welcome at the greenhouse, actually? at least not at first, she dabbles in the more dangerous circles of the desert sometimes, whereas the groups settled into the greenhouses are more likely to be neutral shaped, and so even if they don't know tech's primarily responsible for the destruction of one of the other greenhouses she's still sort of.... firebug. so i'm not sure their initial meeting would be surrounded with very many good things however i also know allie is no one if not a defender of the potentially problematic and so maybe there was some kind of extenuating circumstances and allie was tech's defender in the moment? and now she's on like. less thin ice? because she's got firebug in her but that's not all, y'know? and maybe she helped them set up some kind of something electrical like a perimeter around the greenhouse or some kind of system inside for helping maintain the plants, or something. like a little apology (which they would never have accepted if not for allie?) i don't know this is so vague rip im sorry

tech does not party a lot but she does dabble in oh so many circles and variable moods and she has friends who Do party and in fact host really really cool music-focused club events (omens @/hvndredzones, i am talking about omens) and i don't think they met at one of his parties but i do think once tech figures out that allie has a party girl streak she goes 'watch this♥' and introduces allie to omen's club (Electric Starlight) and now sometimes they go together just to have a Girls Night [which could potentially also include like, Lith and Des and Vi and Viv and Wild(?) and maybe even Diana and it's okay if you don't know who all these people are I'm just yappin the tl;dr is Girls Girls Girls] which of course mandatory-ily end in cuddle puddles

tech has probably accidentally hurt allies feelings so many times like baby girl i am so sorry i promise it's not you i know you are sensitive to the shut outs and the rejections and the leaving but tech simply cannot be tamed and only somewhat knows how to soften her bites wah

lots of bonding over the cat, he's doing a lot of heavy lifting here i think. and of course he loves allie to bits which tech like. tech will use the cat in every verse to gauge people she's unsure. she quite literally trusts his instincts more than her own, sometimes (it has never failed her,) so. not that allie could possibly give bad vibes just that like, icing on top of it all u know, the cat loves her so much

i know allie is friend to all living things but actually don't know how much that applies to bugs but if it applies to bugs.... more bonding over the creachures. who needs to talk about personal life things and facts and ambitions when there are so many little guys to follow and watch and yap to/about

(which is. all of these (except the first skfjd;lskfj) are also like, applicable in vibes to main verse! (and really even desc!verse i think, she's fairly consistent across them i worked very hard to get it that way sd;fkjgs;dlkjfg))

[fence-time]

Gonna make grabby hands at the fankids pls pls can I have more info on the creachures? (This is an invitation to infodump nfkdjdndsm)

YES YES YES YOU CAN :3 THANK YOU!

Okkaayyy to start- Apollo, silly guy, will in fact bite everything he can, he definitely takes more after bdubs looks wise but has definitely gotten tangos personality, Tango often takes him out to help wrangle some ravagers ( which bdubs definitely doesn’t approve of) and has taught him some farming and important animal tending skills. He’s surprisingly good at pvp, neither Tango or bdubs know where he learnt that or got it from, and is pretty decent at redstone.

Now impdubs kiddo, Elina, honestly I don’t have much story on her , storybuilding isn’t my cup of tea so these two designs are mainly based just the designs . But yeah! She’s very creative, loves drawing and trying her hand at building but isn’t too good at it (yet), but bdubs has made her a treehouse up in the tree of whimsy though which she had a blast decorating .

Finally zits , Loki, the little bundle of chaos :3 extremely fast, how is he so fast? No one knows! Surprisingly tall for his age , he sometimes wears zed’s jumpers if he doesn’t have any clean clothes to wear, of which jumpers he will promptly mess up again by falling into dirt or mud, or stain with redstone while working on some sort of contraption. Will headbutt you >:) his horns are bigger than both impulses and zeds , and much sharper so he has to put little rubber guards on the end to make sure he doesn’t actually stab someone :3!!

Like I said story building isn’t exactly my thing so sorry if you expected more, but it was definitely fun to talk about my silly guys! Have some younger Apollo and Mai as an apology :3

[the-master-of-games]

asking about ur moths why do they look like that what’s the lore w h at are warden moths I am holding them gently

WARDEN MOTHS MY BELOVED LITTLE CREACHURS OKAY

So basically Warden Moths are sort of??? My own little species of guys? It's not closed I do not care if anyone makes one (only stipulation is that you HAVE to show me your guys).

INFODUMP UNDER THE CUT

Their lore is that basically a long time ago on a world there was a tear in reality that was created by a possessed God. The being possessing him was one of the void and, due to such, he made a little pocket dimension where he could hide away whenever needed. After the being possessing the God was slain, the rift in the void continued growing and was threatening to consume the whole world if it was not stopped early. The God could have closed it, sure, but his own life was tied to that of another and he could not bring himself to kill them as well as himself (he was far too weak to completely close it himself without dying).

His partner sacrificed themself to close the rift and ultimately rose as the God of the void in their world! So things sort of worked out! Eventually, the world was left abandoned and all the structures they had built fell into ruin.

Many thousands of years passed since the events of the void rift and an ancient city now lay in the ruins of the rift. Unknown to the being that had once inhabited the world, there was still a small hole into the void remaining - it wasn't a danger to the whole world as the tear had been, but it was still there. As sculk claimed the surrounding stone, souls crawled out of the void. The sculk didn't claim them as it normally would and, over time, the souls manifested into shadow-y beings. They consumed the souls (EXP) in the sculk and protected the ancient cities from harm.

These beings are the Warden Moths! Originally, their wings were elytra that the souls found discarded in the ancient cities but as future generations were pulled from the void they began manifesting with wings of their own! Their antenna mimic the tendrils on wardens and sculk sensors and function the same as them.

So, in short, Warden Moths are souls from the void that were given a second chance at life! They have zero memories of their previous lives but it IS possible for them to regain them. Their colors are not limited to the same blues as the warden itself but instead can be greens and purples as well and, much more rarely, reds and other warm tones. Their wings always have mouth spots that resemble a warden's mouth and their fluff of fur is always buttercream/off-buttercream in color but can be tinted darker along the "edges". Their average height is 8 inches to a foot tall, but it is entirely possible for an individual to be taller (see Edan who is 1'6")! Usually this requires them to have a higher intake of EXP/souls in their youth!

You usually find them in the deep dark or ancient cities. Every "generation" of Moths has an appointed individual who's the next to take care of an ancient city who tends to be the tallest, oldest, or strongest.

Warden Moths will only rarely venture out of the deep dark. Individuals will generally only visit the surface once in their lifetime; as a young moth drawn to the light of the sun. Due to their inability to see well in the light, they'll normally avoid it. (Edan mentioned during S3 that she wore her skeleton skull to protect her eyes!)

These guys are also VERY strong. They're smaller than a player by far but are equal in strength, if not stronger. For Edan specifically, she would be considered a fairly strong Warden Moth. Her size indicates that she was able to fight for more food than most as well as being the oldest of her generation.

ALSO; Melanistic and Albino individuals DO exist! Albino Warden Moths actually struggle to see in the darkness and rely more heavily on their sculk to navigate, as well as having the usual light weaknesses. Melanistic individuals are rarer than Albinistic ones and have no general downsides. They're considered Sun Touched (Albino) and Moon Touched (Melanistic).

[odukora-lore]

For the bootloaders ever (the TEF main cast), how about 🎮🩸🎶💯🔶 (is medical training required in the ORCA? And also is it required in the OWL???????) and 🚫

Lmaoo aight some of these could be interesting

🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies?

Ngl my ass wrote these down before in their individual profiles, but since some are not too relevant I never bring them up and have forgotten a lot of it until I saw them again lmao, anyways

Lio

I think I've always talked abt this but mainly sewing ✨ has a lot to do w them growing up on a farm that mainly produces silk, their mom is a seamstress and their dad is a farmer idk if I've dumped that lol (throwing in bonus trivia that their mom is named Marmalade and their dad is Crimson cuz this is never brought up either and I need excuses lmao) so yes Lio did learn how to sew from their mom, probs know a bit of farming knowledge from their dad too, idk if I'll consider it a hobby but Lio def has some soft spot of watching plants grow and taking care of creachurs even if it's not rlly their main thing™ to them it's more like duty but they wouldn't mind doing it for the rest of their life either, I've dumped this I think but they sewed their own cape

Another would probs be baking tbh I always hced Lio to be more of a baking guy than a cooking guy (Jingle is the cooking guy lmao more on that in his section) I'd think they also learned it from their mom though it's not rlly her main forte either, I only hc thing cuz she makes the best pumpkin pies apple pies and carrot caked (in which I have never tasted either of these LMAO but they reeked of autumn enough I slapped these on for the aesthetic, also cuz there's canonically a harvest festival around autumn that's Lio's fav season so it only made sense), Lio probs only learned these specific recipes so they can make it for themselves when they feel like it lmao

Also post arc Lio will eventually go on to take up pottery ✨ idk if I've dumped this lol but it's a thing I came up on a whim a couple years back and for some reason it just fit them a lottt seeing as it's something that needs a lot of patience, and they're exactly the time to sit in a spot for hours on end quietly trying to perfect something (though from what I've heard it's a kind of hobby that's also frustrating when you fuck up cuz u have to start all over lmao, Lio is the type to pull through thou) they usually create little mugs/bowls and also love painting them, I think this is the default gift they will give ppl (they make them for Jingle all the time lol) either way never thought in depth how they picked it up post arc, I just hced they felt like picking up something new after the long journey to refresh their mind or whatever and they figured they wanna make things™

Jingle

cooking 🔥 mainly!!! As we all know mf is theeeeeee master chef of the entire cast, I wanna put him inna room w Maca and Rurene just to see them have a cook off lol (but you don't know much abt those blorbos so that's a thing for another day), Jingle's main hobby has a lot to do w his mom running a cafeteria and him helping out ever since he was a kid, he basically grew up learning the skill and cooked for his family fairly often, knows hundreds of recipes by heart and can taste out what ingredients are in a food upon tasting it lmao, Jingle cookbook when!!!!!! (Pepper canonically jokes abt this actually) but yeah he's good at it and flexes the skill quite often lol has extremely high standards for food and *will* chew you out over questionable food combos, but if he thinks a questionable combo is good himself he will defend it w his whole being and you will never win lmaooo Anyways idk if I wanna put baking as another hobby cuz it rlly does go in line w his cooking, it's a thing that goes hand in hand rlly though I kinda always hced he's better at cooking slightly, though he does have a snack mainly for making desserts, idk if smoothies count cuz that's another one of his fav things to make esp berry flavoured ones

Ig another fun one is dressing up lmaooo idk if this counts as a hobby but this is something he genuinely loves, just matching outfits and looking fashionable you just knowww his wardrobe is loaded (Rei likes to help him w this), he puts a lotttt of effort into his appearance and looks good for himself rlly instead of as a way to attract others (though that does come as a bonus and he likes to tease ppl for it) it's basically some sortttt of subversion for the trope cuz usually the flirty tease™ is known to purposely wanna look good for others' appeal (nothing against this that is) but I find it infinitely more interesting when the char does it in a way that is for self indulgence and has no intention of looking nice for others, but because of that confident energy they naturally have that charisma™

Anyways idk if this counts either but a little thing he likes is making flower crowns lol esp when going on picnics, I think having growing up in a small town makes him quite fond of nature in a way cuz he spent a lot of time as a kid exploring the woods w Rin (Rin was def the more adventurous one though) he's not that much of an explorer post arc though I'd like to think he tends to reminisce abt it by interacting w nature in a more peaceful way that calms his mind rather than reminding him of how dangerous it was, though this is also something I'm coming up on a whim cuz I rlly did slap this hobby for him for the sake of it fits his aesthetic lmao, it's just a fun thing to keep his hands busy when he thinks cooking/baking is too hectic (which can happen occasionally esp when it's what he mainly does for a living post arc), w that said he's also def the type to love making flower arrangements to decorate the cafeteria

Slightly off topic for a bit but I love how Lio's magic and identity as an explorer is quite separated from their pastimes, cuz they never intended to be an explorer to begin w and it's obvious they only learnt it at a later time for self defense, to them it is more like duty that they keep separate from their personal life, whilst Jingle's magic is completely intergrated in his hobbies cuz you just know he mainly picked up on them as basics back before he became an explorer, and even after retiring he is still fond of them and continues to use them in a way that satisfies his life post arc

Truffs

This guy is the collector everrrrrrr I can go on and on abt this lmao I think Truffs being a collector is a hc since pretty much forever tbh, I just know this adventurous spirit is the type to find cool rocks on his journey and hoard them (he literally has a pet rock collection), a load of other stuff he hoards are feathers, leaves, sticks, seashells, anything in nature rlly, I think it's a way for him to express how fond he is for the little things he find tbh, guy finds a thing and decides to keep it forever kinda applies to all of his hobbies, exactly the type to find rock in a cool shape and go around telling ppl about it, he already does it w oh look cool bug!!! Except he would rather have the bug alive in the wild so instead of keeping it in a jar he would feed them lmao, I think a bonus somewhat off topic thing is Truffs as a hoarder is slightly diff from Cindy as a hoarder cuz Cindy hoards to make new things from her peculiar trinkets (and usually doesn't have to be from nature, she's the kind to ravage through a junkyard to find bits and bolts and go ohhhhh I know what I can do w this then forgets abt it for years before it finally has a use, Truffs more so collects to preserve and almost always keeps it in it's original form as a way to appreciate what he found I'd say

Anyways on the same vein of his collector attitude he also loves photography ✨ I think this is a thing he picked up from Clover tbh (be glad you didn't ask Clover Hobbies™ cuz that is a whole novel on it's own guy does everything) but yeah Truffs and Clover always go on journeys to take pics of cool things, Toffee getting unfortunately dragged around cuz "we have to go allllll the way up there for a good shot!!!" also this is written in my blorbo profile notes drafts but mf apparently owns 10 photo albums lmao

To combine 🔥 his peculiar findings and pictures into one single hobby Truffs is also a scrapbook enthusiast ☝️ but yeah all his hobbies are of the same vibes rlly and I just knoww his scrapbooks are the messiest looking things and alll over the place but you can see it's made w heart lol, in a way it's quite similar to journaling without the words, Truffs more so associates his journeys with items he finds and things he saw so compiling them in itself is sorta like keeping a diary for him, this guy does not have the patience to sit down and write words on a page but you will find him in a corner w scattered scraps on the floor and having the time of his life pasting and piecing them together into an elaborate concoction, also he very much shows them to ppl allllll the time like "oooh did you know I make scrapbooks?!" And then flips to a random page and can tell you exactly where and when he found a thing and took a photo of a thing, also if *you* end up in his scrapbook that is the biggest honour in the universe cuz as much as he goes around making friends w everyone ever only the real ones he appreciates the presence of end up in there

Rei

I think it goes without saying that Rei loves crystals lol again it has a lot to do w her magic but also she def only picked up on crystal magic because of her fondness for it, she's a crystal collector but not in the Truffs way but solely because she wants to make jewelry out of them, she likely picked it up as a way to bring her crystals around easier but it ended up becoming something she enjoys, ngl like the Jingle making flower crowns thing I honestly came up w this for the sole aesthetic factor lmao so I honestly don't know how and where she picked up the hobby, it could be during her time when she lived in Mount. Kimoru and receiving jewels as a little girl is pretty common esp when she was pretty much spoiled and pampered by the Tree Fam

W that said I think she also just like making cute accessories in general, like beaded bracelets/necklaces/earrings (I should probs draw her wearing them tbh, even the current Rei outfit is a bit outdated cuz I have some slight tweaks in my head, she also has a shit load of bows and hairties and upon asking if you can have one she'll be all petty abt it even if she never actually wears them all lmao, but this also means if she does give you one you're probably someone that earned it (think the time she gave Jingle a hairtie when they started bonding more)

Aside from all these "girly" hobbies I think she's also someone that plays video games w Clover occasionally lol, she is just as if not more competitive than he is and they bicker like hell during a gaming session (I literally hc No Mercy by The Living Tombstone to be their exact energy I need to make an animatic someday lmaooo) also I think she's the only one out of the main four that genuinely enjoys combat and goes out of her way to train tbh (her idea of training is to sneak out and wreck havoc lol, usually by sneaking into dark alleyways and barge in if there's sus shit happening)

Overall I don't actually have that much concrete ideas of Rei's hobbies cuz for a while she wasn't rlly in the main four lineup, so ironically Rin is more developed in this regard cuz the main four spot was filled by her for a while aka why there's a bit more stuff on her profile draft in some parts, I can name them but there's not much backstory detail like the other three rlly

🩸 DROP OF BLOOD — what is your oc's blood type?

Stardust lol /hj

My first thought upon being asked this is *you probably only asked just to know the blood type conventions in universe* lmao and tbh while I never thought too hard abt it (or at all cuz like many things it's not very relevant, it's the equivalent of knowing a char's exact height and weight lol in which I actually do somewhat keep track of to know who's tallest to shortest), but yeah ngl I don't think they follow our ideas of what blood type is tbh, animals in our world alone don't even have the same blood types as humans do so imagine what is it like for a fantasy universe where there's millions of possible hybrid combinations

Similar to horoscopes I also don't bother assigning it to blorbos just purely based on vibes lmao esp when it doesn't rlly add anything to the character or story hence the existence of constellations (among other things), lifeblood in universe is very heavily implied to be a raw magic force for every life form in existence so it only makes sense that every being at the core is made of the same thing lol, so yes it's still blood but probably not limited to just insert categories cuz it doesn't feel lore relevant to make said categories exist at all, imagine donating blood and they're just all compiled in one single blood bank™ anyone can save anyone deal lmao

The only so called exceptions is probably how immortal blood and mortal blood are different in nature, there's a reason immortals can internally wield magic whilst mortals can only use it as an external resource, immortal blood is more magically concentrated by default that their life force is inherently stronger, also explains why attempting to infuse immortality in a mortal vessel (like in Thorn's case lmao) can cause several issues and mutations, so yes while we don't have the conventional *if the wrong blood mixes things fuck up* we do have *if the wrong blood mixes things fuck up but worse* lmaoo

Ig there's also the whole draviarant / glowlin dichotomy but that's a whole other thing for another day

Again didn't rlly answer your question but I hope this bonus lore dump makes up for it lol

🎶 MUSICAL NOTES — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often?

Ngl I think their playlists while having songs that relate to their character story wise it is also pretty much what they usually listen too lol, though I def had plans to tweak the Jingle playlist a taddd bit cuz it's honestly too dark for my current taste and I want more of his char to shine through instead of solely his trauma lmao

But overall

Lio - mostly soft acoustic w the occasional louder tunes, in some way it shows their timid humble nature but also how they're determined and dedicated at their core, the entirety of their playlist def reeks of what they listen too tbh

Jingle - actual Jingle likes ballads but I don't have them enough in his current playlist lol I do think there's a couple loud songs in there he does like (esp during the main arc) but post arc Jingle def have a softer vibe, generally he's very sentimental so cheesy love songs are also on the list lmao, though I usually don't like to include too much romantic focused songs in individual playlists cuz those go in the ship playlists lol, I think he def vibes to some more playful sounding stuff though

Truffs - def folk/medieval sounding music w a mix of modern sounds, again just more hints towards his origins as the prince of Corondale whilst trying to blend into Naru but also the songs reeks of going on a grand adventure which is 100% Truffs core

Rei - pop/rock, just extremely loud af music for her loud af and outspoken personality lol I think there's a tinge of playfulness in her music taste that reflects her mischief but they're honestly also quite emotionally loaded, they either sound rlly fun or rlly angry aka her whole char duality

💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

Idk if there's anything abt my blorbos that I haven't dump already lmaooooo esp in regards to the main four that I talk quite often abt, ig I have these in my notes but you may or may not already know them

Lio

Hates jellybeans w a burning passion cuz Jingle pranked them w a cheese flavoured one as their first impression and it tasted like shit

Was named Helio since they were born on a sunny day, ironically prefers cloudy weather instead

Wears socks when they sleep, usually in mismatched shades of green, they probably just lost the other

Jingle

Touches his neck and plays with his hair when he's nervous, a thing he's picked up since childhood

Morning person, used to wake up early to help his mom run the cafe and to prepare breakfast for the family, but in return would fall asleep before midnight, his sleep routine hasn't changed since, I'm talking the wakes up around 4am and falls asleep around 9pm kind lmao

Has been growing his hair out since he was a trainee in ORCA up until it was cut off during the main arc (iykyk)

Truffs

Carries candy in his backpack as a little backup snack, for himself and for the ants, though he'd always forget to throw the wrappers away

Wears a headbands cuz it's hard to fly around and explore when his hair covers up half of his view in the wind

His fav colour is blue but he can never choose between ocean blue and sky blue

Rei

Has been told her pigtails are not practical in combat but she doesn't care and continues to wear them out of spite

Figured out she's bisexual from dating around in hs, never rlly had what one might consider a "serious" relationship though

Kept the mug that Oak used to make her milktea w (even if it got shattered during Oakrion's argument when the Eternal was revealed to the agency a couple years back)

🔶 LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND — does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise?

Going in line w the ORCA/OWL question I think it's 100% required in the ORCA for all recruits w the strict regulations as we all know, though I think it's mostly basic first aid and medical knowledge and only those that are specialized in healing magic go on to learn further details abt the expertise, so canon wise in the main four Truffs would be the most knowledgeable in this regard, though I think Lio is def someone that went on to learn more cuz they're paranoid like that and there's no harm in knowing more than they already do lmao

In terms of OWL I'm so sure it was pushed by Conifer cuz Orion is the kinda bastard to overlook it lmao though he does try his best to make sure all the recruits don't get hurt (esp Rei) which is ironic cuz he never takes the advice himself (this is a whole plot point that leads to their fallout down the line but that's another tangent lol), so while Rei has the knowledge she's way more likely to do everything w brute force, who needs healing magic when you defend yourself well enough to not get hurt deal lmao

Jingle only knows for being an ORCA recruit at some point lmao, Corondale gives no fucks abt anyone thats affiliated cuz they can always find more replacements™ it goes without saying

🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?

Ngl not a lot of my chars smoke for the sole fact that I don't like it so my blorbos don't get it lmao, Budgie smokes because I don't like Budgie 💥

In terms of drinking I think the main four do have slightly varying lvls of it

Lio def reeks of someone that only drinks a little bit during special occasions, mostly festivals but I imagine them to not be very fond of how it tastes lol, they much prefer soda esp lemon/lime flavoured ones

Jingle reeks of a wine drinker but def the kind to like the floral scented ones, I think he indulges occasionally but not as often as Orion (which is probs the most notorious wine drinker in the entire TEF lineup alongside Maple lmao), he def uses wine in cooking for the flavour though, you'd find a shit load of wine in his kitchen cabinets and assume he's a heavy drinker but he'd tell you exactly what dish it is for and how much to use and how almost none of it is to be drinked lmao

Truffs def tried once out of curiosity but he rlly reeks of someone that doesn't take it well lol in other words Toffee had to fly him home instead of Truffs flying him as usual lmaooo, I think Toffee scolded him after that, idk if he ever got around to trying more but Truffs only tries out of curiosity every now and then when he gets reminded it's a thing that exists lmao it's just not on his mind

Rei is def the mf that tried drinking to seem more mature lmao but hated the taste so much she never looked back, she hates coffee w a burning passion for the sole fact of how bitter it tastes so at most she's drinking the sweet ones

[neos-ultra]

RETURNING.

-another day strikes your eye... and also a car in the junkyard strikes your fist, stopping dead in it's tracks at your full-force punch.

sho-co: "ooooh okay so this is like, the mega strong form. but probably sucks in speed and stuff" she's back at the controls of your little training site as you test out this new form.

neos ultra: "yeah but, it's not strong enough..."

sho-co: "huh- oh yeah you lost... maybe try just like, not sucking."

neos ultra: "HOW'S THAT MEANT TO HELP WHAT DOES THAT EVEN-"

sho-co: "you like, think too much in fights. be more stupid. be silly."

neos ultra: "that's. not cool..."

sho-co: "ooooooo look who's afraid of being judged oooooo" she then hits a lever that launches a tire at your head.

neos ultra: "i'm being serious!" you simply punch it away with one strike, you now notice you never seem to use kicks in this form.

sho-co: "so am i!" she fires off some more that you keep punching. "stop thinking like a nerd, nerd, think like a superhero. you're neos ultra now, who cares if people think you're lame, you've gotta like. fight bad guys. and stuff."

-you... don't have an argument... but before you can confront that, something in the horizon catches your attension. pink smoke rising up.

neos ultra: "wait... that direction... THAT'S-"

sho-co: "YEAH I HATE SCHOOL- i mean. ohhh noooo we should stop him or something."

neos ultra: "RIGHT!" you rush out of the scrapyard and the bus arrives just in time,

bus driver: "COME ON KID!" you rush on as the bus starts breaking speed limits and rocketing down the road! inertia slaps you around like a pingball. "AWESOME TIP TIME: IF YOU JUST DON'T- HOLY SHIT-" the bus crashes to a halt as the road is blocked off by a swarm of viruses! pink flaming cone-heads with hammers of fire rush through the streets.

-the school is just past this crowd of foes, you can see it clear as day as the pink fire blasts out from windows and roars on random spots!

bus driver: "alright kid, change of plans..." he cracks his knuckles and busts open the door to the bus. "you go ahead. i'll keep you covered."

neos ultra: "are you sure that's a good-"

bus driver: "HHHOOYAAAHHH!!!" he immediatly suplexes a virus into several others and goes in swinging with punches like a madman! looks like he really has it covered...

-you dart past the distracted viruses and make it to the front of the school. looking at the windows you only see one person inside, weilding an extinguisher, it's your teacher! ms. creachur! there's no time left. you have to go in!

what do you do?

-charge the front door

-climb to creachur

[commanderthalys]

Oc group ask! Rank your characters from most to least pathetic wet cat energy.

@commanderfloppy

You have given me a beautiful task :)

Okay most to least right? Right.

#1 Is Amelarius, naturally. He’s the wettest cat of all time, just a pathetic little loser boy with cool wizard powers. He doesn’t even use them for anything useful because he’s so busy being pathetic all the time <333

Corynn is probably second. He is so obviously head over heels for a certain knight that he can’t even be properly evil half the time. He’s not even cool enough to be really evil, he just schemes and plots mostly. He doesn’t even have a cool evil villain laugh. Or big shoulder pads! Like I’ve said before, he’s my pathetic villain babygirl

Up next!! Hera my love. She’s sad. All she wants to do is sing charr metal songs and play guitar, but her (war?)band broke up. But that’s okay! She’s just fine starting a solo career (wrong). She’s definitely not writing songs about heartbreak and loneliness right now…

Next we have Vira! She’s a sopping wet beast alright. She’s very bad at talking to charr bc she grew up away from charr society along with her brother, and she’s just a generally anxious kitty. Apart from that she’s not very pathetic.

Thalys! She is for the most part not pathetic! She definitely was more as a sapling, she was just a tiny little creachure… who wasn’t allowed to get into trouble much to her chagrin. She wasn’t given a lot of opportunities to truly shine in that field thanks to her big bro. But she occasionally has her moments of wet catness.

The least pathetic guy of mine: Randyl! He is so stoic. So strong. He doesn’t even know what pathetic means because he’s so not pathetic that the word is nothing to him.

[inthememetime]

Danny and Jazz get adopted by Harley Quinn, Pamela Isley, and Waylon Jones after the Fenton Adults accidentally forget about their kids after a science convention in Gotham. Jazz is ten and Danny is six, this uses your version of young Danny in which he can safely eat anything.

Danny and Jazz develop differently in Gotham with a loving trio of parents to guide them through life in Gotham, the Batfamily cannot comprehend how to kids raised by three supervillians can be so normal (by Gotham's twisted standards).

Also for this idea Harley is married to both Pamela and Waylon which is fully legal in the court of law, Harley is the glue that ultimately keeps their family unit together.

KILLER CROC! KILLER CROC! KILLER CR- *somebody slaps me*

Whoo! Ok, sorry, he's such a fun villain. Here we go!

It was less Harley, Waylon, and Pamela adopting them and more Jazz and Danny adopting the trio.

Danny pretty much latched onto Waylon. Literally. With teeth. Waylon thought it was hilarious, brought the gremlin home, and bam! another kid was riding on his back the whole time and he didn't notice.

At first, they try to find their parents, but the kids don't want to leave. As in 'causing potentially deadly shenanigans' don't want to leave.

And you know what? They can respect that. Waylon falls first. Not only are these kids Not Afraid of him, the little biter won't leave him alone. He shares Waylon's food (people don't like to get within 5 feet of a guy named Killer Croc when he's eating for a Reason), and he somehow accidentally starts teaching Danny how to hunt in the sewers and abandoned buildings.

(Does Danny get a taste for human flesh in this? Probably.)

Jazz likes the human mind, she's insatiably curious, and so she gets the nickname of Harley's little duckling. (Changes to Red Swan or something badass later, but she keeps the goose/swan/duck in her name because those are Scary Birds) (ooh or maybe The Cassowary)

Danny gets a nickname too. Maybe Gator-Bog or something?

More under the cut!

Despite Waylon's insistence that Danny is adopted, they all believe he's his biological son because they have witnessed Danny: bite the Joker's nose off when he got too close, eat a sewer rat, nearly bite Tim's fingers off (luckily he was wearing heavy gloves), hiss like a creachur, and he also sets off Damian's 'dangerous animal let me pet it' alarms.

Danny can eat everything because he's contaminated by ectoplasm, so there's also the reflecting eyes, sharp teeth, and weird strength.

Batman returns Danny to his 'dad' at least once a month. Keeping Danny out of Shenanigans is pretty much a full time job, so he's a lot less of a frequent bat-villain lately.

Jazz, meanwhile, seems perfectly normal. This leads to the batfam kidnapping her at least once a month for several years. Hilariously, when Danny is cleaned up, he gets confused for Damian until he opens his mouth leading to multiple accidental kidnappings.

By the time the Fentons find Danny, the batfam is just cackling. "That kid? Go ahead, pick him up. Just count your fingers after."

By the time they find Jazz, the batfam is no longer laughing because they had some weird ghost netting that managed to hold Gator-Boy.

At some point, Constantine arrives and continuously tries to persuade everyone that Danny is a ghost.

Damian is the least kidnapped member of the batfam, despite being the youngest, because kidnappers have accidentally mistaken Danny for Damian before. The ones who managed to keep their lives (Waylon is never happy about people kidnapped either of his kids), and their fingers/noses/ears (Danny has and will happily rip a kidnappers face off) spread the rumor.

When Danny actually, finally dies and becomes a halfa, because ghosts look like how they see themselves, he turns into a ghostly version of Killer Croc.

Hilariously, everyone STILL believes Constantine is wrong. That's no ghost. Clearly, that's a were-crocodile.

Danny is still a hero! Sort of. He takes a bite out of crime- literally.

Vlad tries to kidnap him. It does Not Go Well. For Vlad. Danny, Pamela, Jazz, Harley, and Waylon have a great time.

"That's a ghost!" "Yes, Constantine, Plasmius is a ghost, we know." "Danny is too!" "Leave sleeping were-gators lie, honestly"

Damian and Danny regularly blame hijinks on the other. "Damian, who beat an abusive zoo owner nearly to death?' " Gator-boy, most likely." "Danny, who rescued 200 people from Mr. Freeze?" "I heard that one of the Wayne kids was there."

OR

Alternatively for Vlad: realizes the Fentons abandoned their kids like they abandoned him and becomes the weird, slightly concerning uncle. Teaches Danny all about being a halfa, but also has cloned him.

"You cloned my son?!" "It was an accident!" "There are 4 clones!!!!" "Oops?"

Constantine breaks down into tears because there's now 6 ghosts in Gotham, and nobody believes him about 5.

Danny, the were-gator. David the were-skeleton. Don the were-Frankenstein, Michael the were-dinosaur, and of course Dani the were-shark.

Vlad's 'children' go trick or treating as sheet ghosts to Constantine's house every year because it's always hilarious.

[nochiquinn]

campaign 3 episode 34: derd

if liam and ashley aren't at the table at the start of the episode I will simply walk into the ocean. I refuse to engage with it.

tonight's supposed to be just under 4 hours and idk why that makes me more nervous than a super-long one

everyone trying to keep frozen while they laugh hysterically (and failing)

taliesin's holding it together the best

oh no there he goes

robbieeee

I once again do not have my earbuds in so I just see sam pop up in the subs going "Wow!"

laura's really pretty tonight

marisha's shirt is going to bother me tho (weird necklines give me second-hand sensory weirdness)

"no wait I have to iron my cat"

"shut up MATT"

show me the table, I need to know how bad it's gonna hurt

oh okay. full table. ….that will probably be worse

fcg: I am just a little creachure

AEOR

oh the way matt said "him"

OH NO

oh no

ELVEN FATHER

hey maTT

I'm gonna puke

"their" WHOMST?

no fearne and orym memories T_T

going to la to fight matt in a denny's parking lot

NO

hey dice gods turn on your location

matt it has TRULY been 15 minutes

"we're the dm now"

I don't know why I thought I could work during this

chetney with one of those sensory chew necklaces

I am ashley

honestly about to go get my emotional support piplup

"now it's a normal-size party" shut the hell your mouth

try to steal from her

"I hate this game"

"fearne" "[gay fear]"

"okay bye ashley"

ASHLEY JOHNSON

"geeze louise"

"it's like carrying a toddler" nancy 😔

"what do you mean orym's dead." just the flat anger

liam if you make orym stay dead bc grief reasons I will fucking fight you

"why would I have a diamond" "because you steal everything"

hi I hadn't actually teared up until now

ashley fucking goddamn johnson

laudna wake up, I don't like this

laudna broom

I appreciate the sentiment on the gas can but I do not believe him

the worst part is that's true

mariSHA

"she stole my coin didn't she"

oh I knew she was gonna swerve

"we can be mad at the changebringer later"

liam o'brien I will fight you in a parking lot

hello 911 liam and matt are murdering me

"you're not done" like fucK YOU

the little whispery voice for will I'm gonna fkcing

"fearnie" fu ck

MARISHA GET BACK IN THAT FUCKING CHAIR OR SO HELP ME

WHEN I SAID I DIDN'T WANT LIAM AND ASHLEY TO LEAVE THE TABLE THAT DIDN'T MEAN THIS

oh don't say it that way he'll break in half

chet

I mean you're valid but

"we clearly threatened you"

"little bitch signal"

whispersss

this is an extremely griffin mcelroy ad read

he forgot to draw his angry eyebrows on first

"I really wanna punch a wall right now" "why do that when his face is right there?"

orym

give him advantage, he stabbed him in the foot

T_T

wait didn't caleb have a thing

alternate timeline ghost thing

my guy they cannot protect themselves from her

use ur wood chetney

I literally only just noticed sam has painted nails

"it only makes sense when she does it" and only barely then

dbza voice: maaaahogany

travis

I miss dariax

matt: it can replace material components

matt: HINT HINT

beacon juice

"I trust ashley johnson, ashley johnson told me she doesn't trust ashley johnson"

Illegal Airport Patdown

all I ever think of is "that's not how you measure pants!"

this is the same day as Angry Eyes???

matt what u do

;-;

RTA

my heart needed that

"god it's awful. I love it!"

"aren't you an orphan?" "…I'm gonna give you ten seconds to work that out."

was it fucking wizard hubris again

taliesin's voice rn

wonder if the Theme of this campaign is being dramatically altered against your will

if not physically then emotional trauma changing how you interact with/see the world (these are not mutually exclusive)

[ducks from the imodna shipper shrapnel]

oh. OH.

delilah would fully zombify her wouldn't she

or it's like a salt circle against delilah possession

"also: u in danger girl"

I desperately need to see travis' etsy search history

"doomsday clock is at Concern"

"this thing is for toddlers!"

"get it off of laudna"

I'm gonna miss Joe

tag urself I'm shady sally

chetney

"grab the kids, I want them to see!" why is that so cute tho

[mighty nein voice] up!