#kind of retconning some of Hera’s story here btw

[commanderthalys]

Oc group ask! Rank your characters from most to least pathetic wet cat energy.

@commanderfloppy

You have given me a beautiful task :)

Okay most to least right? Right.

#1 Is Amelarius, naturally. He’s the wettest cat of all time, just a pathetic little loser boy with cool wizard powers. He doesn’t even use them for anything useful because he’s so busy being pathetic all the time <333

Corynn is probably second. He is so obviously head over heels for a certain knight that he can’t even be properly evil half the time. He’s not even cool enough to be really evil, he just schemes and plots mostly. He doesn’t even have a cool evil villain laugh. Or big shoulder pads! Like I’ve said before, he’s my pathetic villain babygirl

Up next!! Hera my love. She’s sad. All she wants to do is sing charr metal songs and play guitar, but her (war?)band broke up. But that’s okay! She’s just fine starting a solo career (wrong). She’s definitely not writing songs about heartbreak and loneliness right now…

Next we have Vira! She’s a sopping wet beast alright. She’s very bad at talking to charr bc she grew up away from charr society along with her brother, and she’s just a generally anxious kitty. Apart from that she’s not very pathetic.

Thalys! She is for the most part not pathetic! She definitely was more as a sapling, she was just a tiny little creachure… who wasn’t allowed to get into trouble much to her chagrin. She wasn’t given a lot of opportunities to truly shine in that field thanks to her big bro. But she occasionally has her moments of wet catness.

The least pathetic guy of mine: Randyl! He is so stoic. So strong. He doesn’t even know what pathetic means because he’s so not pathetic that the word is nothing to him.