#he's so goddamn attractive
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Not Every Film I Watch In 2024
1. Dan In Real Life (2007) -- a rewatch
#dan in real life#dan in real life (2007)#2024filmgifs#my gifs#first film i saw Steve Carell in#and loved him#he's so goddamn attractive#this case is insanely stacked#tho i am still the only person in the world#to find Juliette Binoche so uninteresting#or maybe i've only seen her play insipid characters#you could so tell this movie was written by men tho#i still love it and its weird sense of humour#and its family dynamics#which are very very familiar#darling John Mahoney i miss him so#i was reminded of this by a film friend#and so glad he likes it as much as i do
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I love jihoon's cackling ijbol face because you can literally hear his squeaky laugh I'm gonna cry
#svt#woozi#lee jihoon#jihoon#jihoon please never change#let them smile wrinkles come and show the qorld the happy laugh you had#that was accidentally poetic#but i mean it#smile wrinkles are goddamn attractive idc#all of svt is gonna have it#and thanks to them most of are fandom will too#I AM NOT CRYING YOU ARE#hes so precious
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every time i watch anything with him in it (admittingly, predominantly from the Dropout app), i am reminded that Lou Wilson is the most handsome man to have ever lived. like, objectively. he just is. i will hear no arguments for any other person to be ranked higher. Lou Wilson: whose face single-handedly shows humanity can go no higher in beauty. he is THE most attractive man in the world. argue with the wall lmao
#lou wilson#dimension 20#dropout#game changer#i feel compelled to mention this comes from (a) me having had this opinion 5ever and needing it published as i rewatch Neverafter#and (b) that i am on aroace spectrum (im a demi-bi/pan-romantic asexual. mouthful. ugh) so like#the ''hot tingling'' feelings y'all alloromantic-allosexuals get? i dont get those. i feel like this somehow equips me to be#objective while y'all have subjectively biased preferences. dont ask me questions about this flimsy defense. im so objective. all the time#(if you need a tone indicator here: im being sarcastic and joking. i know my queerness does not make me objective. but let me joke about#this because i feel like i am SO RIGHT ABOUT HOW GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE LOU WILSON IS. PUT THIS MAN'S IMAGE IN MUSEUMS TO LAST FOREVERMORE)#how can a man still be hot after voicing Pinocchio. idk. ask Lou Wilson the most beautiful man to ever exist#he's just so stylish and pretty and funny and he has a great smile. A++. put him on the cover of magazines#my post#mine
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back again with another brent spiner video that im failing to be normal about
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#THE SOFT ‘yeah’ AT THE BEGINNING HAS ME FUCKING BANGING ON THE WALLS OF MY ENCLOSURE#also the stuff he’s saying is interesting#but im too busy getting lost in his smile#HE'S SO INCREDIBLY CHARMING??#brent spiner is so goddamn attractive#star trek#star trek tng#tng#brent spiner#data#star trek data#data soong
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Hated myself today, drew my favorite Doctor for comfort until 2am 🌠
drench me in caffeine ☕
#12th doctor#twelfth doctor#doctor who#peter capaldi#doctor who fanart#12th doctor fanart#dw fanart#god im so goddamn attracted to him its UNREAL#but hes my comfort character because he reminds me a lot of myself#of my flaws and all that#hhhh god i love him#plume fanart#plume archive
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Jason Todd's the aroace guy who doesn't realize he's aroace but is also not oblivious to how big a driving force sexual attraction is for other people. He's the type to dislike and judge men for thinking with their dicks so much and kind of think himself better than them because of the fact that he doesn't
#my dc posting#jason todd#dc#red hood#aromantic asexual jason todd#aroace jason todd#aromantic jason todd#asexual jason todd#i don't think he'd ever call himself aro or ace. at most he'd acknowledge he's kinda queer in some type of way#i dont think he thinks on attraction too much. just how he can use it to manipulate others#especially if you go with him providing protection to prostitutes/being a pimp#like he's not interested but everyone else is and good on you for making money off that 👍#jason didn't trust adults or men when he was a kid#and even though he himself is an adult man now he still doesnt#he's been saying he wishes he were a girl/woman since he was like 10 but that's going into transfem jason now#when he was a kid and someone implies he has a crush or is lusting after someone or whatever#he'd be like ''ugh why is this idiot so obsessed with sex and why does he think i am too 😒''#basically. he knows it's a motivator for other people but just doesn't care for it himself#he doesn't have time to think about his queerness he has a goddamn revenge plot to carry out!!
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Real talk y’all?
They musta put something extra special in his water this season because - lord have mercy - he is GLOWING and I am ON MY KNEES. I keep coming back to this one just to look at him. Look at him, y'all. LOOK AT HIM!
HE'S SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I'M GOING TO DIE!
JUST ONE CHANCE- JUST ONE CHANCE IS ALL I ASK-
#Cae Has Lots of Feelings About Our Flag Means Death#The prettiest man in the world#I'm obsessed with him#As I should be#Look at the material#Zoom in on all the flaws he doesn't have#Take it all in#Because holy shit#It astounds me every damn time#He's simply the cutest patootie on the big blue sea#and I am weak for it#This cast is way too attractive for queer people#and they're starring in the queer show!#They got hot men and hot women and hot enbies and we're just supposed to survive?#No. They pulled us in with the good ass show and got us by surprise#I'm spending hours watching and rewatching this goddamn show full of pretty people I can't kiss and it's painful but so sweet I keep coming#Our Flag Means Death#OFMD#Oluwande#Oluwande Boodhari#Yes. he served last season too. But… damn it’s a different ball game this year <3
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So pike is in his fifties and his actor is 51
Una is at least in her later forties, assuming star fleet academy is 4 years and she joined at 18, plus 25 years of service as mentioned in her trial. Her actress is 51
Why is pike fully grey and Una has not a single Grey hair on her head? I know she's Illyrian but I don't care.
I want to see aging women. Give my queen grey streaks. She puts up with so much bullshit. Why can pike have his tall ass completely silver hair but Una can't even have a streak??
This is purely out of righteous anger and not bc of my huge crush on Una. Me??? Liking older women??? You're crazy
#i actually am aroace and dont really feel conventionally attracted to older women#but like also when women are over 50. goddamn.#in high-school all the band kids had a crush on this one trombones mom and she had grey hair#but that made her even prettier#dw about her#no one ever said anything to her face it was a ton of -respectful- looking#and also heckling her son but he deserved it for being both a homophobe and a trombone#una chin riley#number one#Una Chin-Riley#i love her so much pleaseeeee#give her grey hairrrrr
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also i really shouldn't have written stp because now i have a million ideas for spirit's adventures in new hyrule that I will never have time to actually write :((
#i freely admit that the whole 'spirit met jean at work' thing was an on the fly idea i didn't put much thought into#and then when i was writing stp i impulsively added that bit about jean and linebeck being family friends and you know what? that changes#things. like jean and spirit totally had to have known each other really well before they dated#and that thought has led me down a rabbit hole of thinking about who spirit dated before jean. and i know spirit was a serial dater before#jean (and would try to change his personality to make his partner like him more) but now i have a specific idea about Spirit's horrible#situationship before jean that is making me crazy (hint: spirit pulled a warriors and found someone who reminded him of warriors in the#worst way possible)#and i knew before stp that jean was a very calm person if only to highlight how over it he had to be to dump spirit after 6 months of his#bullshit BUT now that jean feels like a real character i kinda understand how much spirit would have been attracted to jean's stability#and how jean is this caring family guy and how much spirit would both want that stability for himself while feeling so insecure about#not needing to fight jean all the time or not needing to change himself to be someone jean liked that he would pick fights because#spirit is self destructive like hell and if his life and happiness is going to be destroyed no matter what he might as well do it himself#like god. goddamn.#you know the way everyone was obsessed about ickywars after i first brought it up? that's about i feel about jean and spirit#and i'm the only one who cares :)#me rambling#lu ctb
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MDNI
why oh whyyyyy do i want to fuck gortash so bad
#i don't even like villains but goddamn that man 🥵#he's so charismatic#something about him when he talks is so attractive#gortash#gortash smut#bg3#bg3 smut#bg3 x reader#gortash x tav
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Hunger Games AU Anakin during Catching Fire, inspirationally reading off a piece of paper a rebel whose motivation was inexplicably not OBI-WAN OBI-WAN OBI-WAN gave him: Freedom!
anakin in his catching fire era: wait what is this
rebel leader: your speech.
anakin: ok but uh :/ do you really think this is relatable?
rebel leader: it's about freedom. and tyranny. being free of tyranny.
anakin: yeah. i don't care about that /: can we talk about love maybe.
rebel leader: love. we're having a revolution and you want to talk about love.
anakin, nodding: and obi-wan. mostly obi-wan. that's way more relatable.
#asks#hunger games au#rebel leader: goddamn it why is he so attractive#if he were even a little bit less pretty i would fire him#obikin
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Benji in Dead Reckoning amirite????? 🥵😍
Sketch page bc I love him. Also for @calkale who suggested I draw more of him and made my entire day with that compliment <3333 here ya go king <3333
#benji dunn#mission impossible#airlocks art#mi#mission impossible dead reckoning#benthan#ethan hunt#mission impossible fanart#benthan fanart#simon pegg#hot damn#why does he get more attractive every film???#I love Benji so goddamn much#my art#digital art
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I say I'm not attracted to funny people but then I'd marry Bo Burnham in an instant if I could so I guess I'm a liar and a whore
#idk why im so attracted to that man like goddamn hes everything i like in a person#bo burnam inside#bo burnham
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if chain of thorns has taught me anything, it’s that no one is hornier than repressed people in edwardian london
#genuinely like every time you put two people who are attracted to each other alone in relative privacy they’re jumping each other#thomas sees alastair’s forearms and loses his fucking mind#when james finally sleeps with cordelia he literally shoots the lock on the door cause he’s so impatient#like goddamn guys y’all have a lot of repressed shit stored up#chain of thorns#chain of thorns spoilers#the last hours#the last hours spoilers
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can we talk abt this bc i id really like to discuss
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#like someone message me so we can just scream#brent spiner is so goddamn attractive#i am FROTHING AT THE MOUTH#im losing my MARBLES#hes so lore here#star trek#tng#star trek tng#data#lore#lore my beloved#brent spiner#star trek data#data soong
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I love Jim Root bro. If you tell me that this man is NOT attractive, I’ll personally tie you up and force you to Listen to Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo and those wannabe “rappers”.
#jim root#james root#attractive#holy shiiiiiiit#this man is so fine#i’d let him ruin me#he’s so hot#look at him#goddamn#i’m on my knees#i’m not sane
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