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of course it's mickey, the dirtiest white boy in america, who's the only one shown washing his hands after using the bathroom since the fucking show started
#shameless#noel fisher#ian gallagher#cameron monaghan#mickey milkovich#gallavich#he's showering and all now#love is stronger than his white trash tendencies#the gallagher's house smells like unwashed ass you cannot argue that with me
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dndads s1 you're so special to me
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#henry oak#darryl wilson#glenn close#ron stampler#i can't draw ron seriously he is just Shapes#short hair henry is valid but that man doesn't shower do you think he's going to the barbers. he has a rat tail#also i drew that cardigan and didn't realise until after that it's the one i actually own asfgjfg#pre-trial timeline morgan is truly the dead wife of all time#ALSO i cannot take credit for the leaves in henry's hair but i can't remember where i saw it first#if i can get one person to do this stupid podcast i can die happy#this isn't an exaggeration. i think ep 1 is one of the funniest pieces of audio ever recorded#i've done it 4 times now i think and i just PISS every time
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- Anything you wanna unburden yourself with, before this… happens? - Yes. I have wishes to bestow upon you.
#guess he eventually got what he wished for#eddie is now completely all alone#venom the last dance#symbrock#venom 3#venom#eddie brock#cletus kasady#i was showering and suddenly kassadys lines flashed in front of my eyes like it was an episode from thats so raven#quickly washed my ass and ran to my computer
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Recently I saw an user say they feel weird about the brazilian Ruggie headcanon because “poverty, thievery, and misery are often associated with Brazilians.” I've also seen non-brazilians hesitate to embrace this headcanon out of fear that it might come off as xenophobic or racist. So I wanted to give my perspective on the topic as a brazilian and why the BR!Ruggie hc means so much to us 🫶
If we were to assume that Ruggie is a shallow character whose only traits are “grew up in poverty, lives in a slum, and steals to get by,” and then directly link that to a nationality? Yeah, obviously that would be xenophobic. But that’s not what this HC is about. It’s about how he navigates life and survives despite a difficult background. Reducing Ruggie to just a ''poor pickpocket” does a huge disservice to his character. He’s a hard worker, works in multiple jobs at once and is constantly adapting to survive. This is the reality for millions of brazilians (and many other latinos too) GROWING UP POOR IS NOT SHAMEFUL. No one chooses poverty. People from underprivileged backgrounds often have no choice but to do what they must to survive. In a capitalist society being clever and even deceptive is often a survival skill. It's the PERSEVERANCE to succeed and the resilience it takes to fight for a dignified life that makes them admirable, not the methods they use. If you live in any Latin American country, it’s nearly impossible not to know someone who lives a life similar to Ruggie’s (or to have lived it yourself) And again, it’s not just about being poor!! It's about having to be creative to make resources/food/items last as much as they can, about teaching yourself new skills (like learning a new language on your own without access to paid classes), about being quick-thinking and cunning so you don’t miss out on opportunities, about the shared warmth of community food, and about keeping your humor and playful spirit alive even when life is hard. So when we say “Ruggie feels brazilian,” it’s not because of stereotypes even though we don't really feel offended with stereotypes most of the time tbh it's because he embodies a spirit we know so intimately, the hustle, the laughter through hardship, the cleverness born from necessity, and the hope for something better. It’s representation of a kind of resilience that deserves to be seen with pride, not shame.
#ive seen others hc him as mexican or filipino which is also really valid btw! im sure not only latinos but seasians can also relate#even though I consider myself a privileged middle class I still can relate to ruggie in various ways#just saw his recent bday groovy 😭 the makeup all scrapped off... trying to use the remaining crumbs of it as much as he can#makeup is expensive; food is expensive hell everything is expensive so you need to stretch the resources as much as you can#also he mentions that now he can shower every day?? VERY BRAZILIAN CORE#ruggie bucchi#twisted wonderland
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🚿🌴👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻
#vrrrrrrrrrr#they look so good wet#and the kissies?? *chefs kiss*#but also;#Cir stopping hogging the shower!#help your boy clean up - you exhausted last night so now you need to step up and wash him.... thoroughly....#soap him up and rinse him off#I'm sure if you touch him in all the right places he won't mind if your hands slip a little lower eheheh#the boy next world#cirphu#cirrusphukan#boss chaikamon#noeul nuttarat
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ummmm. um
#ummmmmmmmmm#yeah this is all i’m gonna be talking about for the next day#what the FUCK#he looks so fucking good with the light hair !????!!! the curls!#throwing up. he was hot before but now it’s personal#barry#barry obx#nick cirillo#jesus yall seriously i need to take a cold shower
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Found out theres a monica/naruto crossover animation. Obviously, I immediately had to watch it and
chat Im going to fucking throw up
I feel like Im having a fucking stroke
WHY DID THE QUALITY SUDDENLY GET SO MUCH BETTER IM IN TEARS SOME OF THIS SUDDENLY ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT
THE SWITCH BACK TO SHITTY CHILD ANIMATION MADE ME CHOKE IM DYING OUT HERE
The commitment to jovem vs original kid comic art styles is a 10/10
Final thoughts: This was beautiful. Cascuki u have my heart. Monica makes for an alarmingly good Sakura. I snorted when o Louco came on as Kakashi then thought ab it and decided no, he was objectively the best choice. Bidu as Kurama was inspired. Should have made Magali Sai tho, instead of Hinata
#crossover most ever ....#they made Cascão Sasuke bc as the last uchiha he finally has an excuse to never shower#bc all his relatives are dead now so really. whos gonna make him#also Cascão water walking is objectively funny actually#Id pay to see him learning to do it without losing his mind#turma da mônica#turma da monica jovem#turma da monica#naruto#crossover#birds rambles
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wade, who can't control his anger and throws fits and shouts and probably has a meltdown that results in him being bedridden for days, nonverbal and pissy but logan still loves him and is still so patient with him, i love you ❤️
#over small things too#like something being moved because he had it in a spot he would remember to look for it and now its not there#he'll break things and scream and usually logans strong arms around him are enough to calm him but sometimes wade literally just cant handl#his emotions and doesnt know what to do with all the anger and sadness he feels#and during those times logan tends to him by bringing him water and food or drags the tv into the bedroom#will carry him to the bathroom to help him shower#wade wilson#deadpool#logan howlett#the wolverine#theyre also doing therapy together so things are getting better and theyre learning how to deal with these big feelings while supporting#eachother 💖
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There's not much Steve remembers.
There's a group of people walking through the woods, some older, some teens. He's amongst them. The sky is too dark and the trees are too dead. His hands are tight, holding something close. There's an air of panic, stress, hurry, caution. A mistake was made, and they need to escape.
Then instincts flare and the trees descend on them. Sharp rushes of wind, the shrill shrieking of something otherworldly. There's teeth and sharp whips and screaming and gunshots.
Then the swirling mass parts and the shrieks turn human, and Steve remembers the visceral fear of seeing the mass separate. One half rises, carrying a flailing, manic figure, and no no no Robin please no not Robin please no me take me instead you bastards not Robin please no Robin Robin-
Then the other half descends, whips circle his wrists, and the ground falls beneath him. There's screaming behind and before him as the earth fades away, and it's a cruel parallel, floating when all he wants to do is sink.
Robin's thrashing, Steve's thrashing. Their weapons have no use here, where teeth and whips maul them. Amid the pain, all Steve can do is plead to Robin, to forgive, to hope, to fight.
Robin finds the weak spot first. A quick succession of blind swings, a fierce thrash of flailing limbs. The bats scare, release her. But they're too high. Steve feels his throat go coarse as he watches Robin crash into the dead forest below, unable to differentiate the snapping between bark and bone.
Steve finds it in him to copy the act, do the same. And somehow, it works. Somehow, he's weightless.
There's a fierce pressure and the first snap he remembers feeling both on and within his skin-
And Steve wakes up.
It's not sudden, it's gradual. He feels the pains within him slowly throb to life, rousing him from sleep like an anchor rising from the sea. His left hand feels thick, and there's a burning poker laying across his forehead. His jaw feels wrong, and his eye stings and throbs.
His other senses slowly begin to return as well. He's laying down, his head tilted to his left, a bit cramped in the space as something presses around his shoulders. The material he's on isn't very comfortable either, some parts stabbing into his back, and there's a crinkling sound every time he breathes. He hears the faint rippling of water, and somewhere out there, it rushes fast and hard.
It's hell to even think of doing it, but as Steve returns to reality, his instincts rise to the surface, and he knows he has to get up soon. So he opens his eyes. He fights the involuntary tears, wincing as the stinging worsens, then wincing further when his face crumbles in the looping pain.
Finally, he can see a little. Where he is, it's thankfully pretty dark, with only a faint golden glow illuminating the area around him. His eyes strain to see through the darkness past the range of the light-
And then Steve notices where he is. A boathouse. The boathouse. The same one from a night that feels like a lifetime ago, rather than a few weeks. The start of their worst journey, the beginning of a friendship that would grow just to rot into a sour mess of guilt and loneliness.
He's laying within the same boat too...
His eyes focus on some motion across from him. A table covered in a lump of tarps and ratty cloths, and atop it sleeps a figure. Her face is scrunched up in pain, a patch of bloody fabric covering her cheek. One leg has been removed of all clothes, the ankle wrapped and foot elevated. Steve knows her, and instinct briefly overpowers everything else.
"Robs?-" Steve cracks out, his voice sore and rough. His body tries to rise, moving habitually, and he barely rises onto his elbows before the world pounces on him again. It's so strong and he's so weak that he can't move more than the closing of his eyes and the falling of his chin to his chest, can't make a sound louder than a whimper.
Suddenly there's a noise, there's movement beside him. The light glows just a tough brighter, and there's a base warmth suddenly pulsing through his chest.
It's a person, shushing him. Their hand is resting softly on his back, simultaneously supporting him and urging him down.
"Please, stay. It is better for you to rest."
The voice speaks softer than Steve can remember, but he still knows it. It's monotone, sounds ghostly, faint, quiet in a way that has nothing to do with volume, but it's still familiar. Still brings the memories around Steve right into the present, takes him back to that corpse, makes the presence around him feel more melancholic than scary.
Which is funnily enough, even more terrifying.
Steve can't move, can't pull his sight up to face what can't be reality.
"Apologies for the location. We cannot stray too far from the Gates."
The monotone changes to sound almost apologetic, more real, more like what Steve has been craving. It's what finally makes him cave, to turn his eyes to face the impossible.
Who he sees, what he sees, both crushes and rises his hope. Because past everything before him - the inhuman glow, the calm, plain expression - he finds exactly what he's been fighting for.
"Eddie...?" Steve pleads.
The blank face falls, just slightly. Like it's guilty.
"I'm sorry. No. Not quite."
(cleaner version below)
#MY SHOWER THOUGHTS KEEP GOING WAY TOO HARD#why did thinking of lore for vecna's generals create this completly different story wtf-#anyway eddie's body gets possesed by the original spirit of the upside down#it saves stobin from death and takes them to rest at the boathouse for safety#all bc of eddie's input bc dude's still in there#he just can't drive#I’LL EXPAND LATER BUT HERE’S THIS FOR NOW JHGVJYGCJYGV#also it’s stobin bc i couldn’t decide if the story was better with just steve or robin so fuck it let’s have the siblings suffer together#stranger things#steve harrington#robin buckley#eddie munson#stranger things au#platonic soulmates stobin#platonic stobin#stobin friendship#steddie#steve x eddie#implied bc it's me of course
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please put your reasonings in the tags!!!! esp if you pick the last one
#in my personal opinion#it's tim#i think it's less that he wants bear all to himself and more that he feels like other men can give bear stability#that he can't provide yknow?#cause crime doesn't stop in gotham and he has to respond which means he can't stay for dates and other things#and fuck- bear deserves stability and someone who stays and isn't at danger of dying all the time#and he wants to give it to bear! he wants to stay and go on dates! he wants to ve there!!!#and i do think bear gets jealous but like i think he's a little more content in what he has#bc if he's honest he never though he'd get tim back and now he does have tim back and maybe it wont be forever but at least he has now#and like yeah he's not rich like other people in tim's circle and he didnt go to a fancy college and he is poor#but at the end of the day it's not them tim comes home to. it's bear and their shitty apartment. it's bear and his shower that runs#out of hot water after like 15 minutes which means they have to boil water on the stove for extra warm water that tim comes home to#tim comes home to him!! and he finds peace in that#also in bear's case i think he knows that tim has a whole other life that's he can never really be a apart of and well when you already kno#that it's kinda hard to be jealous of your bf's superhero friends who kinda live in his soul#like dont get me wrong bear absolutely is jealous of them but at the end of the day it's him tim comes home to#it's him tim curls up with and it's him tim does bad karaoke with and it's him that tim rests with#on the other hand tim is insanely jealous of bear's friends. like he hates the fact that they got those 5 years he wasnt there and he#hates that they were there when the cult started up and he hates that they're still bear's emergency contact and it's probably not healthy#but he's got all these wants and desires when it comes to bear and for every inch bear is willing to give him he wants the mile#sorry i love thinking of timbern as a little bit toxic. as a little bit of an obsession. on both their ends really. love!! when theyre#freaks about each other lol#does this make sense???? i think about this in the shower a lot#anyway lemme know your opinions in the tags or the replies!!! i love reading your replies/tags!!!#tim drake#bernard dowd#timber#timbern
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opinions on eiden taking a shower in a public bathroom with bare feet i couldn't even enjoy the scene because i was so horrified eiden where are your shower slippers Jesus
you bring it up and i realise i had my suspending-disbelief-yaoi-immunity goggles on thru the whole scene believing that essence naturally acts as some sorta full-body magical shield against germs and disease 😅😅 i mean. how else are these mens gonna hoe out that severely and NOT get taken down by the most mundane sexually-or-platonically-transmitted infections
#feesh answer#i was too distracted with my horror at the clothing arrangement#mostly that yakumo was shirtless with pants on#LIKE. I'VE SEEN WHAT YOUR COMPATRIOTS ARE PACKING UNDER THEIR CLOTHES IN THIS EVENT.#WHO ARE YOU TO WALK AROUND IN BORINGASS SEX MAN ATTIRE?#INTO THE SHOWER NO LESS#EITHER GET NAKED OR SHOW OFF SOME IMPRACTICAL LINGERIE#YOU CAN'T BE IMPRACTICAL *AND* LINGIE-LESS#i give eiden a pass on this because i liked looking at him in his black turtleneck all scrunched up#completely arbitary pass. because it is also impractical to go clean yourself off in the shower while still wearing your shirt#these two combined make an entire wearable dry outfit!#SERIOUSLY. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING yakumo. u get in there and your white pants are sopping#you'll have to stay in the shower til it dries (impossible given the humid environment) or make a stealthy dash across campus without pants#eiden at least has some decorative garb to cover his chest if he can't wear his soggy shower turtleneck#but YAKUMO! YOU IDIOT! YOUR POSTNUT CLARITY GONNA HIT SO HARD AND YOU'LL DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT#FROM WET WHITE PANTS and it's not like you can borrow eiden's . fool.#anyway. yeah. magic essence germ shield is the only thing holding back the fungi right now#i wonder where those dark zone mushroom monsters came from? from weaker; less gay; less essence-juiced ppl who tried boinking in the shower#tracked that fungus into the air and it turned into an aggro spore juiced by dark essence and NOW look what we have to do#fight it with 5 stronger;gayer;more essence-juiced ppl who can ANTISEPTICALLY boink in the shower#unfair tbh. they get away with so much. they live in such a footfungofree world.#GAWD YAKUMO . I SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN#*points at his Eiden Cleaning Fixation* SHRIMP BEHAVIOUR#feast of roses#intimacy room spoilers
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And what if I said Paul with glasses that no one knows about because he wears contacts all the time but he wears his glasses at night and Darrel who stays over for the first time and sees him wearing them and is so down bad and in love and thinks it’s the cutest thing ever???
#GUYS IF I WAS A WRITER ITD BE FUCKING OVWR FOR WVERYONE#FUCKKKKK#it’s times like this where I wish I could write dialogue 😭😭#cause I can imagine it so clearly in my head#AHDGGCUSGSHUXHWHQHAHAHSHA#bc like#it’d be Paul with messy and damp hair from a long day then showering after practice#and he just pulls on a random shirt and pajama pants#and he sits in his bed and waits for Darrel to finish in the shower#and he pulls his glasses on to try and see properly#and Darrel walks in and he sees Paul with these dark framed glasses on and does a triple take#bc the guy he’s so inlove with is currently sitting in bed wearing these dorky and fucking adorable glasses that Darrel never knew about#and now Darrel gets to lay next to him and hold him and kiss him all while seeing him in glasses#yeah Darrel probably dies a little inside#sigh#down bad teenage Darrel Curtis you’re real to me#Paul Holden with such shit vision but no one knows because he always wears contacts you’re real to me#cute little parry HS moments you’re real to me#once again I say#it’d be over for everyone if I could write well#the outsiders musical#the outsiders broadway#darrel curtis#darry curtis#paul holden#parry#peril
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zayne saying "i actually like the other person in the photo best"... "the happiness you bring me cannot be compared to anyone or anything else"... "moments i love and treasure the most will always have you in them"... that final scene from the photo event was truly gamechanging 😭🫶
#odorachatter#his constant reminders of how much he loves us just hits so much harder for me knowing that during childhood he was hesitant to talk to us#all because he didn't want to seem 'uncool' and now that we've reunited and are partners its like he's able to completely shower us#with all the unspoken words from his youth#IDKK IF THAT MAKES SENSE BUT LIKE ITS JUST SO 🥹🥹 TO ME I LOVE HIM DEARLY#HES NEVER BEATING THE MARRIED COUPLE ALLEGATIONS#zayne love and deepspace
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oh yeah before i forget cute mttpoly headcanon because i said so: when killer finds out (through SOME way of means. he has his ways) that dust and horror like something then at every chance he can he goes and finds that thing for them :3 because I SAID SO AND IT'S CUTE ‼️‼️ (something something killer has no idea how to properly show affection and appreciation after believing his whole life was meant to cause pain and suffering to those close to him and now that he's trying he does silly goofy stuff like this hehe,,,,,,, dust is DROWNING in piles of fluffy blankets and books. horror cannot keep up with eating the amount of snacks killer keeps stealing for him 😞😞😞)
#this was inspired by when parents do this to their kids after finding out they like one thing and buying that thing over and over#thank you untitled29876011111 for helping me figure this one out ‼️‼️‼️ wasnt quite sure of how i could justify this fluffest 💀💀#listen untitled29876011111 gave a fire reason as to how this wouldnt be incredibly ooc and weird but anyways#i haaaave to add onto it and make it sillier by suggesting that this isnt even a conscious thought#killer just sees something that one of then would like and hes like 'hey dust and horror would like that'#and for SOME reason his body's already walking into the shop looking at the thingy 😒😒😒 he didn't do that on purpose#but hey hes here now........... and then killer steals the thingy and causes a massive commotion#i need to get to writing my mtt fic so that i can actually put all these ideas to use#a lot of my ideas can work in the context of that fic i just havent written it 😒😒😒😒#at first killer just started giving the thingies to hrdt casually but then horror started pointing out the stupid amount of stuff he gave#and then killer was like wait is this not good???? uhhh what can he do.........#and then he started Upping the dramatic factor by getting cards and chocolates and flowers and stuff with the gifts#(horror hated it (he preferred the older way killer gave them gifts) but dust was flattered (and a bit embarrassed))#killer's just glad to have figured out yet another detail about hrdt 😈😈😈😈 time to add it to his always growing list of things about them#AUASGAUXHSJZHAH MTTPOLY SWEET CUTE FLUFFY MTTPOLY ARE SO FUCJING STUPID#i NEED to study and analyze killer so i can come up with more accurate stuff than what i already do heheheehehe#guys this isnt ooc at all trust 😒😒😒 untitled29876011111 approved it himself and CLEARLY his opinion is very very important and peak#anyways back to drawing shitty horrordust (i must shower and brush teeth hehe) perhaps i will actually get a full night's worth of rest :3#tricule hc#YEAH THIS IS A HC THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN MY HEAD TRUST THIS IS SOOOO THEMMMMMMM#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#mtt poly#murder time trio poly#utmv#sans au
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every time rye hears lucanis really laugh he has such a mortifying '*sick and harrowed with longing to the very depths of his soul* alright :)' moment. I just got the banter where taash talks about stuff their mother told them about crows as a kid and it was a 10 on the soul quaking richter scale event
#he was existentially jumpscared by lucanis' genuine happiness (hitherto unspied) when he bought him a cool wyvern knife#and his heart (and his libido) went 'target aqcuired. seek at any cost' and now he's just stuck like this forever probably. poor guy#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#rook x lucanis#rookanis#in some ways I think they come from very similar backgrounds in that they've had lives defined by their work and been incredibly lonely#while telling themselves the work is enough. people distressed and shocked to find they're people. with people needs and longings#(when you do the little puzzle with the bells in the memorial gardens lucanis actually comments that the strict training watchers get#sounds very familiar in some ways. and yeah there are some parallels you can easily build if you feel like it. family trouble man)#the fact that they already have a relationship where they casually yes and each other comedically. unspeakable. all I want and need for the#I want to shower them both in a frivolousness of joy and silliness haha#the little codex that pops up with 'things shathann said about the crows' tho. I'm. crying.
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#xiangli ……………….#im not crying ☹️#……#um#🥺#🥹#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#SNIFFOLLLLLLLSS can you imagine being xiangli’s partner!!!!!!! TT like! you!!! really bagged THAT!!!!!!#he’s so gentle and kind and thoughtful and intelligent and inspiring and patient and no one walks away from an interaction with him the#same way they were before TT he’s not only a genius but also an Emotionally Aware genius (do you know how rare that is) and he would be so#attentive to you and your wants and needs 💗 he gets so excited as much as he is flustered to introduce you as his partner to his friends#and EVEN PASSERSBY ... yes this is my partner whom i love very much!!!!! ..... TT#hes so charming and handsome and funny and plays pranks on his coworkers and has a beautiful brain and beautiful heart and a beautiful cock#he’s just . such a GOOD person 🥺 and an even greater friend 🥺 and and even Greater boyfriend 🥺#AAAAAAAAAND you get to cuddle him at the end of the day and kiss him and hold him close and tell him you love him and see the sweetest#smile grace his face when you do and also . you get to play with his hair!!!!!! it looks to be very fluffy!!!!#in conclusion: xiangli <3 that is all . im sorry ☹️ i will now proceed to take a shower and cry about him there
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