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#cause i can't remember if anyone posted it#but i feel like it needs to be posted here too#he's serving C U N T#joost klein#music
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Back on my Asmodeus and Ludinus are narrative parallels bullshit again. I've just been trying to put into words why, despite their massive similarities, I feel so differently about them. Like, Asmodeus is an objectively worse person than Ludinus Da'leth but I love him while Ludi's mere presence has me contemplating homicide.
Honestly, I think the biggest differentiator here is that Asmodeus is FUN. Like, he's being horrible but at least on some level he's having fun while doing so. It's the Disney villain effect! He's bad but he's also charismatic and funny (he's got jokes!) and has plots and schemes and is committed to the bit!
And he's tragic too! He's such a messy bitch and whenever he enters the room you know shit's about to get dramatic. Despite all his talk, you can see the longing he has for his siblings. He loves them so much! He loves them but his love burns and he refuses to accept his part in the breakdown of their relationship. It's so juicy!!! There's so much here!!!
Ludinus just doesn't have this! He's not fun, he's preachy. He's got reddit atheist vibes, fucking twitter accelerationist yapping in your replies about how fascism is a good thing, actually. He's so sweaty! Just a huge fucking nerd. JD Vance levels of negative rizz.
And its just like, yeah I guess Ludinus is tragic. On an objective level, I suppose. But its not entertaining, its just kinda pathetic. And I think part of that is because the man is so isolated he doesn't really have any relationships to give him tragic depth? There's Lilliana, and his weird projection with Imogen, and that's kind of it. Which, this loneliness could be something! It could be interesting! But it falls flat on the sympathy side for me because its entirely self-inflicted and just kinda gives off "male loneliness" vibes.
Like, other people survived Calamity. They're all dead now, but he also should be dead now so that’s a moot point. His foremost developmental years were spent with people who shared his experiences and understood his pain, and he *still* couldn't form connections and move on. At that point, his lack of relationships is just a skill issue.
Both of them ruin the party when they walk in, but with Asmodeus shit gets messy while with Ludinus it just gets annoying. Asmodeus I want to beat up and make him cry then hug him. Ludinus I just want to beat up, period.
#also asmodeus is more likable because he's s3xy#pretty privilege is real and he has it#ludinus serves c u n t on occasion for asmo it’s a lifestyle#any of ludi's s3xiness is immediately offset by his -1 million rizz#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#cr downfall#critical role#cr3#bells hells#cr meta#cr asmodeus#asmodeus cr#the lord of the hells#asmodeus the lord of the nine hells#ludinus da'leth#once again tumblr lazers my post because of censors
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one master was played by the same dude during the end of 4's, 5, 6 & 7's eras so basically what i am saying is that dhawan!master should be 15's master, sacha dhawan was not the master for long enough.
#i gave a painfully written adaptation another go recently saw sacha dhawan serve c u n t and thought he was not the master for long enough#dhawan!master#thank you for your service mr. anthony ainley <3#doctor who#sacha dhawan#whoniverse#kat’s thoughts 🍄
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g*lmar rly has to be the best skajrim character on the real like even if you don't like him he just is . literally The best one i think......... on dat note i also imagine that he and ulfr*c despite being fairydust BFFs for lyfe genuinely have the worst communication skills ever seen
#text#but i already talked about how g*lmar is weird about ulfr*c anyways#literally jubilant and feeling special cus he's the only person ulfr*c actually trusts and speaks to outside of formal conversations#he's a very manly man too (like N*loth) for wanting to just control everything... well actually having ulfr*c under 'control' is enough 4 -#- him. unlike n*loth who wants to be above everything that moves. literally not about him tho#i hope that other st*rmcloaks develop a habit of going to hide downstairs in the palace whenever they can tell the vibe between -#- g*lmar and ulfr*c is off because they're gonna be yelling at each other and throwing shit around for 40 minutes in a few seconds#i don't believe they'd fight insanely often but being at an active war probably gets them heated more. Often than usual; and their -#- conflicts are never resolved. i feel like they just don't talk to each other for a good 2 days and act like nothing happened#they're way too manly and prideful to actually let the other one 'win' so they just don't say anything ever post-arguing#Tbhs g*lmar actually really likes that ulfr*c is so unstable and harrowed because it makes himself feel very good and reliable -#- but he has his limits 😂LMFAOO i bet sometimes he gets really tired of him being so traumatized. very rarely but he does think about it#i'll have to desribe that a bit better later tho... don't know how to word it atm#but maybe he wants to punch him or something BYE. no...... 💔savage as hell#he likes it in a very general sense of ulfr*c's personality especially between them but doesn't like it when it causes them to clash#this might just be mostly ulfr*c's doing cus i doubt he's actually talkative about his past issues and Troubles (torture mayhem) and -#- can't communicate anything about it or set boundaries when needed. he just gets mad or very avoidant. No fixing that tho#well it's just shameful to him so he'd rather do nothing than even admit anything to anyone Everrrrr#why does his life suck so bad LMFAOOOOOOOOO#their nasty musty mutualism .. leeching off your traumatized Bff so that he can make you feel good by saying he needs you in particular#while U pay him back with some support.......SOME#Oh well#that zero communication between some sk*rim characters looks yammy as fuck to me. A;lways. ALWAYS#nelvas is power dynamic induced...... g*lmar&&ulfr*c trauma-caused... elituli Um😂 t*llius doesn't even know any hobbies she has#bye this is why they're serving so hard
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THIS NEEDS TO STOP
#OMG#BRO#I'M#YOOO#han jisung#han jisung !!!!#YAAAAAAA#THE LEVELS OF C U N T HE IS SERVING#skz#stray kids#ALSO THE FACT THAT HE WAS JUST WIGGLIN AWAY LIKE A BBGURL#i can't
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“i’m all alone, but i’m as happy as can be!”
#aka top 10 things i wish i could drill into my coworkers brains grrrrrrrrrrrrrrnrhrhbgbgbfbfbfnf#‘you should get a bf’ ‘when are you gonna get married and have kids?’ how about n e v e r#i just want to sleep when i’m not on the clock mans i don’t want to waste my precious sleep time on others#i mean. i don’t even leave the house on my days off. not to go shopping or anything bc sleep is more important~~~#and stuff can be bought online anyways s o o o o o#g o d speaking of online purchases thoughhh this massage seat i bought online came in yesterday and it works amazingly well~~~~~#used it for half an hour last night and i was relaxed enough to sleep for 11-12 hours straight#wish i had space for an actual massage chair though but this will have to do…#it’s been my dream to own a massage chair for the longest time…… but ig this massage seat is good enough……#i can just slap it onto my desk chair and b a m ✨instant paradise✨#speaking of instant though… one of my coworkers was commenting on my love for instant noodles the other day#‘you’ll ✨d i e✨ faster if you eat a lot of cup noodles yk?’ he said#so ✨o f c✨ my mouth chose to work faster than my brain when i replied with ‘i’m fine with that bc i won’t have to work then��#he and another coworker laughed :( sadded#b u t i finally had my cup noodles that i ‘customised’ at the cup noodle museum today and it was good~~~~~~~ i have good taste (self praise)#the best part was the lack of spring onions!!!! bc screw spring onions really who decided that they should be included with most cup noodles#or just noodles in general? the texture sucks and they don’t even taste good man. why would you even add spring onions?#it’s number 2 in my list of most hated food toppings. it loses only to ikan bilis bc s c r e w ikan bilis or dried anchovies or whatever#they’re known as >:( i hateeeeee how takeout places will just assume that you want ikan bilis and lop on a huuuuugeeeee serving of them#atop your food as you desperately and futilely b e g them to stop#and when you try to pick them out they just!!!! keep turning up everywhere instead?????#like hello???? how did you manage to get to the bottom of the bowl???? you were only added as a topping!!!!!!!#also. their eyes are really creepy. and the heads get detached from the bodies all the time and just. seeing the eyes ruins my appetite.#wait this was supposed to be about my coworkers and their pushiness in a matter that doesn’t concern them how did we get so far off-topic—#chizuutan chizpost
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her: you better not be matt lafleur cuntily calling a timeout when i get home
me when she gets home:
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I’m not sacrificing a perfectly good Gale when Vin has the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent to stop these cultists on his own.
#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#vin the tiefling#this is a joke vin is quite killable#if your sorcerer isn’t serving c u n t what is he even good for
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Shout out to @pyrinikos-psychomagnitis for drawing one of their OCs as Der Tod from Elisabeth das Musical
#I fucking s c r e a m e d#he looked so fucking ✨s t u n n i n g✨#they made their oc serve ✨l o o k s✨ i fucking tell you
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because of you • part one
PART II • PART III • PART IV • PART V • EPILOGUE // REQ -> @sattlersquarry ❝ an enemies to lovers fic with Steve? 💙 maybe they have to put aside their differences to fight upside down stuff and realize they actually have a lot in common 👀 • 18+ | ( 2.1k – little bit of king!steve, mostly angst with a dash of fluff, enemies to idiots in love, steve x reader )
B E C A U S E O F Y O U • P A R T O N E 🎶 good girls ( john carpenter remix ), chvrches
“Why is she even here?”
“Steve!”
A loud smack cut the air in two as Robin slapped a hand against Steve’s shoulder, rendering the rest of group there in Max’s trailer silent.
Your arms were crossed tightly over your chest, cheeks burning under his gaze, lips twisted into a scowl and trying hard to hold back the daggers you wanted so badly to throw at him.
“She doesn’t know what the hell we’re up against! How’s she supposed to–“
“Steve, none of us knew either, cut her a break.”
“Cut her a break and then what? We all get eaten by a fucking melted people monster?”
“That’s not fair–“
“It’s fine! It’s fine, Nancy,” you cut the girl off, standing quickly from your spot on the couch.
They’d been talking like this since you showed up. Like you weren’t right there in the room with them and honestly you kind of wished you weren’t anymore.
“I need some air,” you grumbled before giving Steve a pointed glare and shouldering open the front door.
The air outside was crisp as you sat down on the front stoop. Not a cloud in the sky and sunlight washing everything in soft golden light, but it all still felt so dark. Like it was harboring thick shadows. Long, spindly, and pitch black. Waiting to wrap their twisted fingers around you.
Waiting to dig into you and squeeze tight.
Waiting to lift you twenty feet into the air and snap your bones like twigs.
Waiting to leave you for dead.
And here was Steve fucking Harrington asking what right you had to be there. Asking what purpose were you gonna serve amongst this “holier than thou” joke of an army. Steve, Robin, Nancy and Eddie had already gotten their asses handed to them by what they’d called demobats, Steve arguably needing serious medical attention, and they wanted to go back? It took everything you had to not leave right there on the spot.
Hell, maybe you should, you thought for a minute. You didn’t owe them anything, especially Steve, but you did owe it to your best friend. The one who basically had a hit out on him. The one who wouldn’t hurt a goddamn fly, but all of Hawkins had already decided he was guilty and you weren't about to leave him.
Eddie.
❝ SO SAVE YOUR BREATH, GIVE A LITTLE OF WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT – DO THEY KNOW SOMETHING I DON’T? ❞
You met him two years ago under the bleachers at the Homecoming football game. It seemed like the perfect place to smoke the joint you’d messily rolled in the car right before you’d come into the stadium and apparently you’d been right, but someone else had already laid claim to it...
“Hate to break it to you sweetheart, but this is kind of my spot.”
He’d been all black leather and denim. Dark curls and clove. Silver rings and chains and heavy boots and maybe you should’ve been more intimidated, but the smile lines at the corners of his mouth gave him away.
“Don’t see a sign anywhere,” you’d shot back, no hesitation. Looked over at him all skeptics and attitude and took a long drag from your joint. Blew the smoke off in his direction and it made him grin like an idiot.
“Been sellin’ weed down here for like…the last three years so–actually, yeah. What the fuck, man. Someone owes me a sign.”
...And that was it, you were a goner. Laughing mid-toke and coughing so hard you cried and it made him feel so bad he gave you a baggy for free. Eddie "the freak" Munson and you – best friends.
Skipped all the stupid dances and football games with you. Paraded around the lunch room like an idiot with you. Threw fries back at the jocks for you when they called you a loser and sat on the floor in the bathroom with you when you cried.
So fuck “King Steve” Harrington.
You had every right to be there, probably even more than he did and you were gonna tell him to his face, but—
“Can I sit?”
The sudden sound of someone else made you jump.
“Jesus, Eddie.”
“Sorry,” he chuckled and sat down next to you. Gave you a sidelong glance and a small lopsided smile. “He’s really not so bad–”
“You’re joking. Right? Tell me you’re joking.”
The boy hummed, dropped his gaze down to the rings wrapped around his fingers and twisted the one on his thumb.
“He doesn’t want me here. None of them do,” you grumbled, frustration fed further by his non-answer and it pulled his eyes back up to you.
“Hey now, that’s not true–”
“Yes it is! Even Nancy looks at me like a kicked puppy.”
That pulled a laugh from him. Made him scoot closer to you and bump his shoulder into yours. “Listen, sweetheart,” the nickname made you soften, but you tried to keep your scowl in place, “We’re all in over our fuckin’ heads, hm? And Stevie boy…he’s seen some shit. He’s just trying to–”
“Just trying to what? Be a complete dickhead about it? Mission accomplished.”
Eddie sighed and roughed a hand over his face. Rested his elbows on his knees and laced his fingers together. He knew what you felt because he’d felt it too. Knew what it was like to get laughed at and mocked in the lunch room. Knew how it was supposed to be between him and the other boy. Hell, he nearly cut Harrington’s face off with a broken bottle a few days ago, but one thing was clear.
Change was possible and Steve Harrington was proof, he just wasn’t great at showing it.
“Alright. He could be less of a dick,” he conceded, propping his chin in his hand and looking at you with his big brown eyes. How could you be mad at that?
You mumbled under your breath about that not being the only thing, but fine, okay, only for you, Eds.
Reaching over he flicked at your fingers and looked at you from under his curls with a stern pinch between his brows. “He’s helping me, sweetheart. They all are. Shit, without them I’d probably be in jail already. Or in Carver’s trunk,” he tried a laugh, but it fell short at the end with the weight of his words and it made you grab at his hand and squeeze it.
“Shut up,” you chided softly, no heat behind it. The anger that had been swelling in your chest all but extinguished.
Silence settled between the two of you then, heavy and tinged at the edges with worry. With everything that was at risk and it started to gnaw at the pit of your stomach. What if you couldn’t fix it? And even if you could, this Vecna asshole was about to end the world anyway so what the hell did it matter?
How were a bunch of kids going to do anything about it?
“Ahem,” the door knocked into your back and jolted you back to earth. Pulled a gasp from you and when you looked up over your shoulder you felt your anger return ten fold. “We’re leaving, geniuses,” Steve announced, pushing at you with the door.
“Least you know you’re an idiot,” you mumbled under your breath, standing up from your spot to glare at him at eye level.
“Real cute,” Steve shouldered past you on the stoop, took the last two steps in one go and turned to face you both as he landed on the grass. “For you, Munson,” he said, throwing a mask at Eddie, “Courtesy of Mayfield.”
“What’s that for?” you couldn’t help asking as Max appeared at your side and pointed so casually – too casually – at the mask.
“Gonna steal a Winnebago. Get that on, dingus. Let’s go.”
“Nice,” Eddie grinned up at the red-headed girl and yanked the mask on over his head, “Thanks, Red.”
“Let’s go,” Steve urged, waving his hands at everyone to get out of the house and you felt your heart racing.
“Steal a Winnebago? Eddie. Fuck that–”
“Honey, I’m already a wanted man–” Eddie cut you off and readjusted the ridiculous looking mask a bit. “–c’mon,” he said, tugging at your belt loop to get with it.
“I–that doesn’t mean you can just steal–”
“We’re way past that,” Dustin chimed in, shoving past you just like everyone else, “Besides, if the world’s gonna end anyway, what’s it matter?”
Shit. The kid had a point. It was probably fine. It was just a trailer. Maybe you could give it back afterward? You needed it more than they did. Right?
“Dammit,” you grumbled under your breath, now the only one still standing around. “Wait for me!”
❝ THEY TELL ME I’M HELL-BENT ON REVENGE, I CUT MY TEETH ON WEAKER MEN, I WON’T APOLOGIZE AGAIN ❞
The first time you ran into Steve Harrington was sophomore year. In the hallway before Click’s class. You were cramming everything into your bag, but struggling with your history book when you heard it coming.
Tommy Hagan’s stupid laugh.
Your stomach sank, eyes glued on your things and trying to ignore it. He was in your science class the year before along with his ditzy girlfriend Carol and they always made sure to get a spot in the back just to make out.
“Need some help?”
When you finally looked up at him he’d stopped right in front of you, the grin on his lips sharklike as Carol smirked out from under his arm. Another boy you didn’t know was standing just behind them wearing a stupid member’s only jacket, half unzipped, and had hair that sat perfectly in place. Too perfect.
“That looks heavy, hm?” Tommy said grabbing your book, voice all saccharine sweet and sharp around the edges. Flipping through the pages he pulled a face, clicked his tongue and weighed it in his hand, then made a show of dumping it on the floor. “Whoops. Sorry!” he half-laughed and your cheeks burned.
“Bite me, Hagan,” you snapped back, bending down to grab your book, and it only made his grin grow wider.
“Ooo. She’s fiesty today, Stevie. I like it.”
And then he chimed in. Stevie. The had-to-be-douchebag that everyone called 'King Steve.'
“Probably on her period,” he said scoffing a laugh, all confidence and bravado and the look on his face was so smug. Thought he was so clever and funny and when you finally turned around it was to take the two steps up to him in one.
“Really? My period? So original.”
It made him swallow hard. Adam’s apple bobbing in his throat as he blinked back the flicker of surprise glinting in his eyes. He took a quick glance at Tommy like he didn’t want to disappoint him and then hardened his expression. Crowded down over you and nodded.
“Explains you being such a bitch.”
And it took the air from your lungs. Stuck in your sides sharp like a knife and you felt your throat tighten as Tommy and Carol snickered, but you wouldn’t let him have the satisfaction. Not here.
“Yeah. Bet you wish you had an excuse for being such an asshole,” you cut at him and it pulled an Oh shit! out of Tommy as he doubled over laughing, Steve’s mouth dropped open in shock.
Your feet couldn’t carry you away fast enough as you shoved your book in your bag and turned to leave, but you refused to run. Refused to let them see weakness, and as Tommy yelled down the hallway after you about tampons you raised a middle finger high in the air to punctuate just how much you hated them all.
Eddie met you in the bathroom after that, the one nobody used on the other side of school, and you told him everything. He let you have the joint he had tucked behind his ear for emergencies, listened to you and told you they weren’t worth it. Especially not Steve. Because even though Tommy started it, Steve was the one who dug in. Could have left it alone but didn’t and that was what really got you.
How obvious it was he knew how shitty they were being, but went along with it anyway because he had to maintain his status. Had to uphold how ‘cool’ he was and keep the line in the sand drawn between him and ‘the freaks’ like you.
So he wouldn’t get a second chance.
And he wasn’t worth your time.
Not then and sure as hell not now.
[ NOTE: THIS IS PART ONE OF A THREE PART SERIES, PART TWO AND THREE TO COME SOON ]
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: ̗̀➛ Sebastian: Smut Alphabet 🔞
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Considering he’s the sub/bottom, you’ll probably being doing more of the aftercare.
He does love to hold you till you fall asleep though.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Besides your hips/waist (fluff alphabet), i think he’d be a tits guy.
Big or small, he loves watching them bounce when your riding him.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Loves cumming on your stomach or inside you.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Lowkey would share you with Sam if you wanted.
He’s kind of a cuck.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
None. You were his first, that’s part of the reason he’s so needy and dtf, he just can’t believe someone as hot as you really wants to fuck him.
(Plus all those years of pent up sexual frustration)
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl!
He’s obsessed with you dominating him and taking control.
Mating press.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Very serious, you won’t ever catch him making a joke.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Darker than his hair and straight.
Keeps it nicely trimmed for you.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Pretty intimate. I wouldn’t say he’s romantic though.
But he’ll definitely be telling you how good your making him feel, how beautiful you are, feeling up your whole body and worshipping it.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
When he was single: daily. Either watching porn, or thinking about you.
Now: only when you aren’t in the mood (or if you wanna watch him)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Breeding, mommy/daddy, femdom, edging, orgasm control, praise, dirty talk, hair pulling, biting, mutual masturbation/watching each other masturbate, dry humping, oral fixation.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Your bed or the couch.
When he was living with his parents: his desk or bed.
Imagine sucking him off or cockwarming him while he’s working.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Anything about you, really.
He’s pretty easy to arouse.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Degrading/verbal humiliation.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Equally loves both.
Cumming down your throat is amazing, but he also loves to serve you and make you feel good.
Honestly once he starts going down on you, he won't stop until you tell him to. He loves it so much.
A lot of times he'll get so horny from it that he'll grind on the bed until he cums.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He’s a needy little bitch, so fast and hard.
He fucks like a rabbit in heat.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Loves them, he’d have one anytime you want.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Mostly down to experiment, i don’t think he’s into anything extreme or really painful though.
He’d be down for some mild CBT maybe.
Risk wise, he’d def fuck you in the bathhouse locker room.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can last quite a while if he’s being edged.
Otherwise he cums a little quick.
But it’s kind of adorable, you just feel so good and look so hot that he can’t help but cum in just a few minutes.
But to make up for his quick finish, he can go multiple rounds.
Would absolutely overstimulate himself until he’s crying if it means he gets to stay inside you.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t own any, but if you had some he’d absolutely use them. (on you or him)
Like…
Vibrators, cock rings, fleshlights, etc...
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He can’t tease, he sucks at it.
But man he loves it when you do it.
Moving past him and “accidently” grinding your ass on his crotch >>
Doing little things throughout the day to turn him on, just to make him wait till that night to get off.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
So loud and vocal.
Lots of whines, whimpers, and moans.
Probably a lot of begging too <3
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Prefers hentai over "real" porn.
Imagine jerking him off while he’s watching hentai!?
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
About 6.5 inches and average girth, maybe leaning to the thicker side.
A little veiny and curved upwards.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Semi-high, he’d love to fuck at least once a day, even if it’s just a quickie.
But he’ll happily accommodate to your sex drive, whether it’s lower or higher.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He waits until your ready for bed.
Holds you like a teddy bear as you two fall asleep.
#sdv sebastian x reader#sdv smut#sdv sebastian smut#stardew valley smut#sdv x reader#stardew valley x reader smut#stardew valley x reader
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"Ahh, the art of mixology... and tea! Hehe~" "Are you familiar with ay mixes? Any preferences? We can do.."
M O N D S T A D T
"...Blueberry & mint!" - Albedo Kreideprinz
Inconspicuous Observations - GN You thought your little crush on Albedo was a secret only you would know. However, you suspect that might not be the case when the very subject of your affections seems to know more than he lets on...
"...Cranberry, apple, & chili!" - Diluc Ragnivir
Disdain, or Desire? - GN Interpreting the Wine Master's unblinking stares and impassive features as a form of distain, you're in for a pleasurable surprise after the meddling of a few friends.
"...Rose water & plum!" - Lisa Minci
Lovely Morning - GN Waking up slow on a late morning, an onslaught of teasing and sweet nothings are murmured by your mischevious lover, coaxing you to stay a little longer~
L I Y U E
"...Persimmon, jasmine, & mint!" - Zhongli
Bubble Along the Surface - GN A minor god awakened years after the Archon War, and with your brother, Osial, pinned to the depths below, you've made your own way in the world. its only now you have the chance to finally step foot in Liyue, meeting a tall and handsome man who eventually comes to be your beloved--but not without a few misunderstandings. My Chosen Beloved - GN When you hear that you're cursed by something unknown, your fears are only confirmed when you're given to your Archon as a sacrifice to save your village. Except, since arriving at his hidden chambers, you've seen neither hide nor hair of him. Only his pet dragon, Morax, lazes about in the mountainscape to accompany you. Welp, new best friend! Even if it is a sassy lizard. What... What do you mean, he is the sassy lizard...
"...Mint, lime, & lychee!" - Xiao
Quiet to a Fault - GN After rookie adventurer [name] no longer has the traveller and Paimon around to serve as a buffer between the awkwardness of them and Xiao, your presumptions about the adepti's opinion surrounding you are proven to be not at all what you had thought--but very much more pleasurable.
I N A Z U M A
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An Honour to be Had - GN Eventually, after accustomising to your odd new life as Teyvat's Beloved (a title which you felt you very strongly did not need nor deserve), someway, somehow, the topic of your love life comes up. Of course, ensues much embarassment on your end, and much excitement from everyone else on the other.
An Honour to be in a Harem!? - GN 18+ [MDNI] afab! ver. | amab! ver. The concept of all these gorgeous people bowing before you is hard to grasp, but it's even worse to think that they'd actually offer themselves to you as a love interest. Unfortunately (or fortunately, actually) they seem quite boggled at your output. Ah! It all makes sense now! Their dearly Beloved is the shy type! Worry not, your Grace! Your dearest acolytes are more than happy to bask in any sort of attention you decide to share! Rest assured, they'll take care of all your needs~ An Honour to be Desired - GN 18+ [MDNI] afab! ver. | amab! ver. A continuation of the events in which your beloved acolytes worship and adore you, just as you've fantasised.
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the way Alucard came out with no titties showing... HE MEANT FUCKING BUSINESS LADS! A BAD BITCH HAD TO PUT ON HIGH IMPACT SPORTS BRA FOR THEM THANGS TO BE STILL. BITCH YOU BETTA WERK!
MOTHER CAME AND SERVED IN A SUIT AND FUCKIN TIE.
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Steven Grant NSFW Alphabet
A = After (what they’re like after sex)
He needs aftercare. Please caress him, cradlde him. He might even need some clean up. Tell him how good he did for you.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He really likes his own curls and eyes.
On you, your tits ... and the little details on your body, like freckles, scars and moles.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He is a gusher and he actually cums a bit more than average.
He loves to watch his own cream pie dribble back out.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He edges himself for DAYS on end thinking of you. He never lets himself cum, though. That is reserved for when he is intimate with you.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Not very much, considering it used to be Marc who got all the action. But Steven is just starting out.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
You on top of him, riding him as rough as you can manage.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He is adorable, quite silly at times. He will flirt cutely with you while balls deep inside you.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Black curls like on his scalp, though he does his best to keep trimmed.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
It is so very important to Steven to not just have sex, but to also be affectionate. He yearns for affection, for romance, for your love. Please love on him!!!
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Oh honey, when you are not available, his hand/fleshlight will serve him perfectly well.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Femdom, edging, overstim, voyeurism and light bondage.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Bed! Bed! Bed! And the shower.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Almost every little thing about you. Hell, you could breathe in his general direction and he'd go gaga.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
DDLG, CNC, bodily waste, hard BDSM and Fisting
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He gets so weak when you suck his cock, like he will cum in a minute tops. But he can lavish for hours between your thighs. He loves eating you out.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He prefers slow and sensual, but when you are rough and fast on him, he will be driven crazy.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
YES YES YES YES YES YES.
Steven will absolutely use every excuse to quickly have you.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He is actually quite open to experiment, but always has to risk-minimalise before doing something new.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He is a bit of a quick shoot, but has barely a refractory period and he can go for five rounds at a time.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He owns a fleshlight, which gets frequent use when you are not with him. He has no qualms using your toys on you if you fancy it, either.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh no, he would not dare. Though he does like when you tease him. Build up that tension.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Unexpectedly loud. He mostly whimpers and whines at a 'please don't disturb the neighbours' volume.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Nothing gets him desperate quicker than some dry humping. Grind together and see him unravvel at top speed.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Steven is actually quite hung. He is cut, but it does not look like someone mutulated his cock, luckily. He's got some nice thick veins and a well filled sack.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He is actually really really horny a lot of the time. He just does a superb job of not showing it.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
AHAHAHA, NOPE. He has about a million and one rituals he needs to execute before he can sleep and he might not feel comfortable letting you in on them. He will literally only sleep if exhaustion makes his brain zonk off.
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Andrei Nolan NSFW Alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Andrei is a sucker for cuddling. Would lay on his back with your head on his chest calming down from the intense moment.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He likes his arms, the muscles he has built up over the years of serving in the military makes it easier to manhandle you into positions that he likes.
He loves your thighs; squeezing, pinching, gripping all of it! Would deem it an honor to be suffocated by them.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Deep in you for sure! If you’re not into that then he’ll pull out and cum on your entrance.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He fantasizes about a threesome with the two of you and Makarov. The thought of you between the two of them makes him feral.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Pretty average experience, knows a good deal about the body to give you more pleasure.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Mating press. Being able to manhandle you into the position while guaranteeing he can cum deep into you while getting a good view of your face.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Mid-serious, he doesn’t have much time due to being second in command so he cherishes the time he has with you. Will still laugh if something humorous happens.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Keeps it trimmed, not overly bushy but not clean-shaven.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He looks at you like you hung the stars. Worships you and your body like it’s his last day on earth.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Not often due to his schedule, will send videos of himself doing it though to let you know that you’re on his mind.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Power-play, rigging, praise with hidden degradation, choking, brat taming, edging, and overstimulation.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom, but won’t complain if you end up in a closet or bathroom stall.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing you in tight clothes.His main motivation is seeing you in his shirt and a pair of tight booty shorts.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything that could endanger your life if not well versed. Gunplay, knifeplay, choke collars. Does not like you not being able to communicate with him.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Is a mix of both, loves seeing you on your knees infront of him. But enamored by your taste, loves being crushed by your thighs when he does.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Likes to start slow, then builds it up until the bed starts to roughly shake like your thighs would be afterwards.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Sees them as a godsend. With how busy he is he loves releasing stress with his beautiful partner.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Only after research is done, does not like to try something new without seeing the risks and benefits.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
About three rounds, this Aussie man has the endurance to make them last a while though.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Sees toys as a plus, loves seeing how much pleasure he can get from you with a vibrator.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Is a fair teaser, knows that you will have to wait for him to have a chance to get away long enough.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Grunts and groans, talks you through it, occasionally moans if he is overstimulated. Has whimpered before when you take control and tease him for a while.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Used to have a Prince Albert piercing, removed it when he enlisted though for safety reasons.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Muscular body with a short, thick cock. Average length but nicely thick to stretch you.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty normal, gets pent up if he doesn’t release about three times a week.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards
When he is done comforting you he dozes off after about ten minutes.
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(Since I am a bitch 😈😈😈)
I have a request!
NSFW alphabet with our "beloved" Enji Todoroki!!!!!! 😏🔥
MASTERLIST
A - aftercare If you're just a casual fling or someone he met randomly at a bar, the chances of him sticking around are quite slim. However, if he's genuinely invested in the relationship, there will come a point where he reveals his caring side. Seeing you upset because of his initial emotional distance triggers a sense of guilt within him, and he eventually relents, saying, "Alright, let's cuddle."
B - body part He loves your ass, tempted to give it a playful pat or some appreciative glances, all while trying to not make the impression that he's a pervert
C - cum Enji usually pulls out and cums on your ass, or just jacks off to it but sometimes he'll grab your throat and push you on your knees to cum on your face. "Yeah, babe, take it, take it! See how fucking beautiful you look with my cum all over your face?"
D - dirty secret Endeavor's hidden desire is for you to pleasure yourself with toys while he watches, jacking off
E - experience He has a wealth of experience, and I mean a substantial amount of it. This guy truly knows what he's doing
F - favorite position His favourite position is doggy style, he feels so powerful and in control while you're on all fours, whimpering pathetically for him. He loves taking you from behind and pulling on your hair, making you scream his name. "You like it when I fuck you into submission like this? I bet you do, slut."
G - goofy He's extremely serious and doesn't welcome humor in the bedroom
H - hair Enji doesn't bother to shave but he's naturally well-tamed with body hair
I - intimacy The most intimate act for him is to press your foreheads together as he thrusts inside you at merciless pace
J - jack off In rare occasions, he might indulge in self-pleasure, but this only occurs when you haven't been together for a few weeks or so
K - kinks Breeding kink - he's definitely into feral/animalistic sex since he's so aggressive
Power play - that goes without saying
Master/slave play - Todoroki finds it very arousing when you're serving him sexually and he can order you around. "Suck my cock like a good little servant and you'll get to cum."
L - location Bed or shower - Endeavor strongly dislikes dealing with messes in locations where it's not convenient to clean up the filth easily
M - motivation Intentionally arousing him, only to appear disinterested afterward. He'll absolutely destroy you and abuse all of your holes afterward, but it's worth it. "You fucking tease, I should just pound you until your fucking cunt is sore."
N - no Anything that places him in a submissive position is something he's not particularly fond of - Endeavor's an aggressive top, and even trying to bottom would hurt his ego
O - oral He definitely prefers to receive it - he gives only if he feels like it
P - pace Fast and rough. That's it!
Q - quickie He’s down for quickies. Enji prefers proper sex, but he won’t say no to a nice quickie
R - risks He won’t take risks, ever. He wouldn't even consider anything that could potentially harm either of you. His past experiences have made him exceedingly cautious when it comes to taking risks of any kind
S - stamina He can go for a few rounds at the most, meaning you're having the most earth shattering orgasms of your life coming you way
T - toys He thinks you don’t need a vibrator when you have him, and he’s goddamn right!
U - unfair He likes to tease way too much, and he will do it at the worst possible moments. Sometimes you’ll be having dinner with some of the other heroes, and he’ll start to finger you under the table, just like that 🤷
V - volume Endeavor can get pretty loud, he doesn’t care about noise complaints. He does a lot of growling, groaning and dirty talk
W - wildcard He will come up with the most pathetic reasons to bend you over his knee and punish you
X - x-ray He's very thick, very long and very veiny. 8-9 inches when fully hard
Y - yearning His sex drive is undeniably high. He prefers to engage in sexual activity at least every other day. Occasionally, he can't contain himself and pins you against the nearest surface, having his way with you
Z - zzz It takes him a little while to fall asleep, so normally you’ll be the first to be asleep
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