#he's my favorite EVER

[marshmallowturnip]

(my boyfriend's name is spike)

I love spike. They're domesticating him. He's just in giles's house, eating all his wheatabix, failing at being evil. They don't even have him chained in the bathtub anymore they just let him wander around and be a nuisance

[sdrose93]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST!! 🥰🤗💙🩵🫶🏻

[twiixr4kidz]

sigh... MORE TOBY HEADCANONS

my favorite little brain parasite.........

looks up to masky like a father because his bio dad's a piece of shit (and he's dead xD)

masky's really understanding about toby's situation and just lets him annoy the shit out of him

toby also spends a lot of time with sally because it reminds him of lyra and his childhood

him and jeff?? gay for each other. they're boyfriends. literally nothing you say will change my mind IM A TOBYxJEFF TRUTHER.

he's really bad at managing his anger

he's tried to keep a journal but he destroyed it

he's an avid stoner but he tries to avoid alcohol because he's scared he's going to lash out like his dad

chronic hoodie string chewer

he collects rocks and glues googly eyes on them (they all have names)

he bites the people he cares about

cries like a baby whenever he remembers that chester bennington is dead

he never has his own shit

like he's constantly stealing stuff from other people

masky, jeff, and ben have all been victims of the lighter thief (everyone knows it's toby) (toby doesn't know everyone knows) (he thinks he's slick but he's not)

he gets his clothes strictly from thrift stores that feel like the backrooms

if you tell him not to do something, he's going to do it out of spite

his favorite pastime is getting absolutely baked, ordering like 4 meals from all dif fast food places and doordashing it to the mansion, and then trying to get the deliverers to duke it out on the front lawn

fucking LOVES ginger

ginger candies, picked ginger, fucking ginger ale?? (which he is so real for)

downloaded pokemon go when it was popular and it became such a problem someone had to take his phone because he was playing it IN HIS SLEEP

his teeth are super sharp like, almost unnaturally so

he gets splinters in his hands a lot from all the wear and tear on his hatchets

has the world's choppiest hair

has created a code language with jeff, ben, and ej so they can talk shit in front of everyone and no one knows

sometimes his brain stops processing people speaking and whenever it happens, he screams at the top of his lungs so everyone shuts up (he gets overwhelmed easily)

[spicesprouts]

This just in I love Einar with all my heart.

[fromgie]

It's Shinji Hirako's birthday!! Happy birthday Shinji!!!

These are some sketches I've done of him lately. I want to draw him some more~.

[kingofpeacows]

[morsels-and-monstrosities]

"Op.timus protective pred" this and "Meg.atron bastard pred" that. Oh yeah? What about Skyf.ire curious pred? Taking notes about you and reassuring you through the entire process that you're safe. He wants to know everything about it and how it feels to you. His entire focus is on YOU.

He asks as many questions before and after and will constantly check in with you to make sure you're ok. He wants you to feel comfortable during your experience. He's strangely enamored with the feeling of you moving around and gently touching the walls of his tank. Also his fuel tank is 100% a light teal color. Argue with a wall.

[azurecatboy]

kinda went mia for a bit there but it's just cuz the boy has been visiting this last week (he goes back tomorrow morning 🥺 💔)

I do want to catch up on ffxivwrite prompts, at my own pace, but I'm very happy overall because this is the most I've done for any challenge like this since uh

Maybe middle school? lol so yeah

Just been super happy to write out the little vignettes that have been stuck in my brain for literal years

And been absolutely chuffed reading up on the blorbos-in-law :> thank for the food, I still need to catch up but aaa I love what I have read

[mari-writes]

I can't believe Bokuto Koutarou is now 29, and starting his 30th year of life... my man is so grown up and "normal" and I' m so proud of him 😭🙌❤️❤️❤️

[estapa94]

no words can explain how much i'm in love with thomas bordeleau

[valleyofgays]

damn krillkid looks good with the new fluff accessory i might add it to his design

[lotus-pear]

looking cool joker !!

[flodaya]

#katniss is a victim of the sassy men apocalypse

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

when the first thing your long lost husband does with his son is brutally murder over 100 people

it’s gonna take a while to clean up

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[junodoom]

birthday comic for wen ning 🏹

it’s still april 11th in my time zone. this counts