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You know. Dead Space but particularly Isaac Clarke becomes a much more tragic character when you realize with the span of like 6 months time Isaac has a loving girlfriend whom he convinces to serve aboard a favorite spaceship of his, has his father who has been absent for basically the entirety of his life finally decide to retire and come back to Earth. Plus his mother, who has gone through multiple psychotic episodes of falling head first into a religious cult and spending all of hers and Isaac's money trying to gain acclaim in said religious cult.
Right when Isaac thinks his life is on an upswing he loses everything. His mother has another mental breakdown and kills Isaac's father and then herself. The dream ship Isaac convinced Nicole to serve aboard ends up getting co-opted by the same religious cult that drove Isaac's mom mad and unleashed an actual apocalypse on board. Isaac blames his girlfriend for the death of his parents (in a heat of the moment thing frankly) Isaac watches the last transmission sent from Nicole and watches as she kills herself to avoid being turned into an infected monster.
He then, as what I can only assume as an extreme trauma response, forcibly forgets watching his girlfriend end her own life and goes through actual turbo ultra extreme radical mega hell aboard a necromorph infected spaceship the size of a city and sees horrors truly biblical in proportion, and becomes an unwitting victim to the effects of an alien artifact created by an actual eldritch abomination as a means of reproduction and it's means of controlling and assimilating a whole planet and becomes imbued with it's essence. Driving him actually insane and making him a rambling incoherent mess drifting off into deep space.
Isaac then gets discovered and forcefully taken hostage by the government and for three years is given memory suppressant drugs and is forced to rebuild the same eldritch death tool over again. And when Isaac finally regains consciousness it's right in the middle of ANOTHER necromorph infection apocalypse event and Isaac must once again trek through actual real life turbo mega hell and has to save not only himself but other people while constantly being taunted and harassed by the eldritch marker taking the form of his ex Girlfriend and using literally every trick in the toxic lover handbook to ensure Isaac's second outing in the extremely bad place has just enough self-hatred and depression spice.
Oh and while this took place well over three years, Isaac was only lucid for about a little over 6 months of that so I'm not surprised this man is literally the most explicit example of damaged goods in all of fiction. And I love Isaac so much because of it
#isaac clarke#dead space#dead space 2#dead space remake#nicole brennan#he's my blorbo your honor#i love him oh so very much
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OFMD S2 SPOILERS AHEAD
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ok so on a more coherent note (but not really), i am literally in love with israel isaiah fuckwhatever izzy hands
the deranged babyman to depressed blorbo pipeline is REAL and it HAPPENED to HIM
also the scene where he's in the cell and frenchie is just resting his head on his leg like 🥺🫠
even the crew knows he needs lovin'
anyway i am totally normal about mr hands, izzy hands, israel izzy hands
#ofmd s2#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#ofmd spoilers#izzy hands ofmd#ofmd season 2#he's my blorbo your honor
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I am entering my Emet-Selch fan period.
I am not proud of it.
But that’s just a fact we’re all going to have to live with.
#final fantasy xiv endwalker#final fantasy 14#final fantasy xiv#emet-selch#ffxiv screenies#ffxiv#ff14#final fantasy 14 endwalker#endwalker spoilers#he's my blorbo your honor#my screenshots
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I drew this forever ago and forgot to post it!
#katze’s canvas#btas#batman#batman the animated series#scarecrow#jonathan crane#blorbo from my shows#pov he is going to fucking get you#I love him your honor#he is a woman in stem
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Bacar-Nyah
#your honor he's my blorbo#he might be scary but that doesn't mean he can't be a loser#commander bacara#cc-1138#commander neyo#cc-8826#star wars#star wars the clone wars#my art#star wars fanart#nyah
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I was going to actually like try and color and stuff but then. I. uh. decided that was too much work I guess. So I filled him in green. It counts.
#art#artwork#spn#spnfandom#supernatural#fanart#spn fanart#supernatural fanart#dean winchester#krita#drawn with krita#kritaart#dean#dean winchester fanart#he is my pookie wookie#your honor i love him#blorbo from my shows
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May I suggest Warriors for 3c or 4c?
Hi, here's your warrior dear Anon 🫡
Thank you for the ask ♪♪♪♪
#hi its totally not been 4 months#like i mentioned in massive post... i was burned out beyoung all hell#got over that then i stumbled into another old fandom of mine then got forgot about my wips and didnt go on tumblr much#tldr i got swamped by life and forgor#Anyhow MY BOY#MY SWEET BEAUTIFUL BLORBO#now he has extensive burns a clef lip and some more wounds from assassination attemps or/and war in general :)#i love him your honor#so i slam against everything... thats my way of loving him#lu#lu fanart#lu warriors#linked universe#linked universe warriors#ask response 💙#slowly chipping away at my asks~~#sweet east art#sweet link meet art
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"I hate doing character lineups they're so time consuming" <- me right before going on another character lineup spree for two whole days
This fandom is thoroughly dead yet I keep returning here hi (into the void)
I'm a big fan of the height chart because it looks like they're getting their mugshots taken (they all belong in jail)
Click for higher quality, minor Nexus redesigns and even higher quality individuals under the cut
#they're my comfort dipshits your honor#my asshole blorbos#my little pookie absolute buffoons#for real tho these guys have been some of my most consistent comfort idiots for the last eight years now holy bingle#and the (human) characters i've redrawn the most over the years i think#i hc ethan would be taller than nate if he stood up straight#cambria six#zeroes#zeroes scott westerfeld#scott westerfeld#zeroes fanart#swarm#nexus#margo lanagan#deborah biancotti#nate saldana#flicker phillips#thibault durant#ethan cooper#chizara okeke#kelsie laszlo#digital art#fanart#fan art#my art#i had so much fun doing all the clothing folds i think i'm finally starting to get the hang of them#too bad they get a little swallowed by the colors
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"I wanted to be a good dragon"
#WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!#he is blorbo your honor#oh my god.#digital#fire emblem#fe engage spoilers#fire emblem engage#fire emblem engage spoilers#fe alear
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Get you a man that can manhandle you, and you can manhandle him when he deflates. 😘
#toshinori yagi#yagi toshinori#i love him your honor#my emotional support skrunkly blorbo#oh no he's hot
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If they aren’t letting my close personal friend Mr. Childe Tartaglia send letters to his siblings reminding them to brush their teeth and be nice to each other because he cares about them very much while he is in jail you will see me on Fontaine national news for levels of Frenchphobia previously unknown to man
#tartaglia#Childe#genshin#fern.txt#your honor my client may be a fatui harbringer ans ginger but he is is also literally 2 sauces long :/#free him.#I sure do post a lot about Childe considering the fsct he’s mostly just blorbo in law to me and not one of my primary genshin guys#genshin spoilers#Fontaine spoilers
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do you have any headcanons for Baxter 2012?
Oh do I have headcanons for this fucking babygirl? You bet your grandmommys ovaries I have headcanons for the pink twink!
He is an Anime fan 100%. Specifically action themed ones like Dragon Ball, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Evangelion, Bleach, Jojo ect. He also collects figures & cards based on said animes.
He's a huge nerd in general & already confirmed to like D&D, fantasy & sci-fi in general.
He has a very great relationship with his mother just like his 2003 counterpart & was usually the one that kept him in line & his comforter when he was down.
He's very proud of his mustache & when it first started growing when he hit puberty he was instantly confident in his manliness.
He is definitely the type that wants to prove he's manly & not wimpy or weak. Tho he never resorts to sexism or toxic masculinity.
He tends to talk to his MOUSERS & considers them pets & friends.
Like the turtles, he enjoys pizza but not as much. He also enjoys the side dishes with it like chicken strips, mozzarella sticks, & even sweets like Hershey pies or anything chocolate.
He does actually have a bit of a sweet tooth, although it ampted to 100 after the mutation & still stayed even after being human again.
While he's mostly a clean person, he can honestly be a messy person when he's buried in his work, having tech/tools & even food lying around.
After his mutation he has a slight connection with flies & can train them. Even after being de-mutated.
A large part of him was happy to be human again but because of his hatred of the Turtles (and just being petty) he decided to react the way he did.
He's rarely experienced enough kindness in his life, so whenever people did get his name right or give him genuine respect he latches onto them
Stockman Industries was his attempt at making a business. Most likely starting as a computer or tech technician but clearly wants to do something bigger like his 2003 & IDW counterparts.
He always smells good because of the smell-goods he puts in his hair & person, granted it disappeared after a while after his mutation.
While not his favorite thing, he enjoys his fair share of sports like racing.
He's bisexual but he's never openly came out to anybody due to not having anybody TO come out to.
His former boss at TCRI was also one of the many people that never remembered his name.
He's the type to stay up all night & realize it too late (hearing the birds)
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Thinking about how the Nameless Bard both indirectly and single-handedly, along with his fellow rebels, took down Decarabian with the rulers’ death giving Nameless Bard the credit for three kinds of killing: deicide, regicide, and tyrannicide.
For your information, deicide is the killing (or the killer) of a god, divine being, or deity. Regicide is the killing of a ruler, where on the other hand tyrannicide is the killing of a tyrant (an unjust and oppressive ruler).
Like Decarabian was ALL three qualifications to be falling into those category of killings, he was a god, ruler, AND tyrant.
While Nameless Bard was the lad who straight up came and then killed him indirectly, thus making the bard the one who had now been slapped with all three crimes, simultaneously making him responsible for the god’s downfall minutes before the bard died.
Like girly is the epitome of “I am single-handedly responsible for committing three crimes in a row minutes before I died but that still technically makes me responsible for my former rulers’ death even when I’m dead.”
He’s so babygirl
Other fellow Nameless Bard stans + tags:
@cinnabell2 @lanternlightss @gierosajie yeah I think that’s all (?) of the nameless bard people I know??? Anyway if you see this post hello guys!!
#genshin impact#nameless bard#old mondstadt#nameless bard genshin#Decarabian genshin#your honor I love the bard so much#like. yeah he committed three crimes in a row against God but he’s still MY babygirl#so silly#so blorbo#cutie patootie#on the other hand I always felt like stories of Old Mondstadt really stands out to me but I never knew why
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I feel like I’m trying to reinvent the wheel here because I’m trying to make a new version of Billy’s TCC (The Children’s Crusade) costume because it’s just that good of a costume that really lends a element of androgyny I kinda want my AU Billy to have (gender is soup and we’re all here for fun and vibes) plus the fact he is a legacy character for a female character I kinda wanna lean into that (can’t do the crown anymore though THANKS MCU/neg *sobs*)
Ngl I just want Billy Kaplan-Altman to radiate pretty boy energy…like he’s the most stunning motherfucker alive and he knows it…
HOW DOES ONE REDESIGN PEAK
#marvel sitcom au#marvel au#616 billy Kaplan#billy kaplan#billy kaplan 616#wiccan#billy kaplan altman#demiurge#young avengers#like in his day to day he dresses for sensory comfort but when he wants to show off HE SHOWS OFF#I just…I love him your honor he is blorbo#he’s been one of my main marvel blorbos since like 14 other than Wanda I need them to be perfect or I will fail and my inbox will be#attacked - my anxiety as I sketch#anti mcu#they’re the reason I feel A) guilty for giving my royal outfit for billy a lil crown#and B) why I’m hesitant to give him any kind of Wanda-like crown despite him being a legacy character OF WANDA
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All right, I'm just gonna leave Vasili's doodle for the token which was clearly a doodle of the "IwannacheckifVasililookslikeStrahd" 's portrait ( https://www.tumblr.com/hikarinokusari/753098835240386560/i-said-i-would-do-ismark-next-as-his-file-just?source=share )
( He does, so I'm happy. )
It's unclean, unproper doodle but really it's for a token we won't see the half of it so I'm jsut going to post this unclean version and update with a cleaner one once I find strength to do the details of the coat properly.
Feel free to use in your own game if you want, tell me if you do, I'd be glad to know they are of use !
#my art#vasili von holtz#curse of strahd#cos art#art#dnd npc#he's my blorbo your honor even if 2/3 of my team don't like him#and 1/3 of my team took him and said I adopt this guy at least for the quest he's related to ( then he ended up in a weird bromance )#I won't play with this guy again unless random encounters maybe in dedicated locations I'm pretty sure but he's my blorbo
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MAXIE WITH BUNNY EARS I'M SOBBING 😭💞
#your honor i love him#he's my babygirl#the only reason why i follow kelly it's for this content#max verstappen#formula 1#f1#mv1#mv33#blorbo#he's so skrunkly#also his caaaatttt#i want to he part of this family
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