#he's my

[satoriberry]

more miscellaneous tokimitsu aoshi headcanons !! ^0^

watch out for: maybe a tinge of angst but nothing serious. not proofread!! tagging @tokimitski <33

mastered zoning out to the point where he could go a whole day while mentally somewhere else if he wanted to but he never does because something eventually happens (aka 18 minutes after the zoning out starts) and he has to reconnect to earth, so he's a bit of a paradox

has the most oddly SPECIFIC list of irrational fears

"buses with single-person seats that are far off the ground scare me :(" "i dont like going to grocery stores that have vegetable sections with a really high ceiling, they make me feel small" "i avoid walking next to trees during autumn and winter because i always have this feeling the branches will crack and fall on me" BRO????

he has respect for everyone but particularly admires yukimiya (brains and looks), otoya (rizz) and bachira (personality). basically everything that he lacks <- (objectively incorrect btw except for the rizz :3)

favourite haribo bear is the pineapple one

the guy that goes vegan after every animal documentary he watches but fails after 3 days because his mom worked really hard on dinner and he doesn't want to see her sad :(

likes watching makeup removal videos, especially the asmr ones

chronic back pain from always folding into himself

has a really lowkey friendship with nagi

gets along really well with zantetsu (their friendship is cute i know it argue with my left nut)

unironically still believes in those chain messages, like the curse of carmen winstead and all that 😨

has chubby cheeks that are terrifyingly squeezeable

projectile vomited at his cousin's 10th birthday party after eating cake then doing 6 rounds of just dance

he has never returned to that cousin's house again

shoujo lover, faves are kimi ni todoke and mermaid melody

during peak summer temperatures, freckles on his shoulder and neck start to become visible

sometimes wonders if his eyes are too weird or off putting (cause they're really big yknow)

has a strong "follow the crowd" mentality (am i implying that's the reason he entered blue lock.....we may never know)

LIVES FOR HEAD SCRATCHES

please give him pats or scratch his head lightly

if he's freaking out and you start doing it, he melts into you and starts to get eepy :>

....sometimes wakes up with his thumb between his lips....

hoarder because of emotional attachment to ANYTHING

at some point definitely went a whole school year without participating in a single class

a bit of a himbo

^ shidou once said that to him and he still doesnt know whether to take it nicely or badly

weighted blanketed connoisseur

HATES IKEA SO MUCH OH MY GOD NEVER TAKE HIM THERE

he's gone there a total of 5 times and every single time, he got lost. he had to curl up in a corner and wait for his group to come look for him

[dogbound1128]

More Human Fleo Sketches

Aaand the sketch going more in depth about his plastron scar is why this post has nudity and breast cancer tws so proceed with caution ⬇️

[cahirsmommy]

i am so fucking scared of daniel brühl it's so not funny

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[clonerightsagenda]

I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

[juunipupu]

Knight and the enemy within

[thotsandpreyers]

“HOPE” spotted in Washington D.C.

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[girldraki]

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

[froopa-coopa]

"I never asked for this"

[pookapufferfish]

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[xiaq]

Fun story. When I was actively being stalked (both online and IRL), I contacted the police exactly one time. I showed them the physical notes that had been left under the wiper blade on my car after I blocked the man on social media. I showed them the previous Facebook messages this man had sent me that described, in detail, what he wanted to do to me.

The police said they couldn’t help me because the man had not actually physically done any of those things to me. He’d just talked about his desires. They even made excuses for him. He’s awkward. He’s lonely. You’re pretty. It’s a compliment.

So friendly reminder that when a man with a record and weapons makes verbal/written threats against a woman, there’s nothing police can do.

But when a frustrated woman being denied medical coverage with no record and no weapons makes a “verbal threat” against a corporation, she’s arrested immediately.

[gorjee-art]

a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view