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Minus One meets Emi
Emi is fine... just shooked
#godzilla#godzilla x kong: the new empire#godzilla minus one#ultraman#ultraman rising#ken sato#emi ultraman#fun fact: this is NOT minus one and emi's first meeting#fun FUN fact: this will not be their last either lol#emi is okay btw#she lives#but Ken probs need to go to hospital#since he nearly passed out from near heart attack#MV godzilla just tryna keep things peaceful#minus one is NOT helping tho#Emi will go through lots of... hardships ig#she'll grow up strong :')#do not repost#my art
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noncon - somnophilia
simon rutting his thick fucking and leaking cock on your clothed pussy, staining the lacy little thing, grunting in hushed whispers how he’s going to make a bigger mess if you just let him.
you’re sure you weren’t supposed to have heard him say that. hell, he shouldn’t even be in your room…
where’s john? where’s your husband?
#john gave him permission actually so#yk#brought simon home to patch him up but son wont calm the hell down—adrenaline rush and all—and sicced him to you#that maybe if he fucked his energy then the bastard can finally pass out before he dies of blood loss#you’ll understand wont you baby? he’s just tryna help s’all…#cw somnophilia#cw noncon#sun rambles#simon ghost riley x reader
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HELLO GOD.... MAYBE A LITTLE... SOLORAPH CRUMBS?? I'm starving but microscopic pieces r okay with me too
day 54!
this is how they get together in my brain
#daily raphael#shenanigans etc etc#maybe solomon realises that just being married isnt enough if raphael isnt legitimately attached to him#like yeah raph likes his cooking but he wouldnt help solomon out as much as he'd like just for that#so he starts tryna make raphael fall for him for real legitness and ends up also falling in the process??#obey me raphael#obey me#obey me art#obey me solomon#soloraph
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how do you think the lis would respond if mc sheepishly asked if they could fondle their tiddies? (even mhin, even though i KNOW they'd shank a bitch.)
Here ya go, Anon!! :3 They pronouns & non-specific language/MC used. Suggestive, but no other warnings.
AIS:
Pretends he doesn’t hear them.
“Hmm?” He holds a hand to his ear, a toothy little smirk on his face, his scarred eyebrow raised. The way he’s making direct eye contact is an unmistakable challenge.
“You wanna what now, Sparrow?”
He knows exactly what MC said and they can tell. He just wants to see if they'll say it again. They didn’t sound so sure about whatever that request was just now…
His smirk grows when– (if?? But c’mon he’s so clearly saying yes, please) –
His smirk grows when they don’t back down. He spreads his arms out in invitation, haori splaying open.
He’s patient for as long as he can stand once they get their hands on him but it isn’t long before he finds himself grabbing them by the wrists, pulling them closer. Pressing his palms against the back of their hands to encourage them to make full, firm contact. Haven’t they been warned? He’s awfully greedy.
(And: if he purposely presses their touch against his heart for a moment, no one needs to know but him.)
VERE:
He gives them a blank look– a look unsettlingly similar to his hungry, flat eyed stare. Though, it’s gone in an instant–so quick they might even be able to convince themself that they imagined it. One blink and his entire expression is different, his tail swishing elegantly and with a flourish that can only be described as pleased.
“Well,” he purrs, “aren’t you just adorable? I did tell you to ask next time you wanted to touch… Very well then. I’ll reward your ability to follow simple instructions.” He relaxes luxuriously into the cushions of the divan that he’s resting on. “Come along, then. Fondle to your heart's content. Don’t leave me waiting.” He beckons to them with a crooked finger, tempting them closer, a haunting echo of their first meeting.
Survival instincts be damned…he did give them permission…
He breathes a chuckle out as they touch him, his mouth hot against their ear as he buries a grin into their neck.
In the space of another breath, he’s flipped the two of them, leaving them pinned against the divan.
“You didn't think you were getting a single thing for free from me anymore, did you? Tut tut. After you treated my generosity so callously before? From now on, I’ll be expecting payment in kind. Quid pro quo, darling.”
KURAS:
He looks at them, eyes crinkled with amusement. “Am I to take it that your interest is academic? Studying anatomy, perhaps? I do have a few select texts I could offer you which you might find quite beneficial.”
The embarrassed look on their face seems to amuse him further, the corners of his lips tugging up as he takes in their expression.
“Of course, the benefits of a more hands-on method of scholarship should not be overlooked.” He takes pity on them, beckoning them over as he takes a seat on the doctor’s stool, right next to the cot where they first met him. He neatly removes his coat, folding it and laying it to rest beside him. Despite their fears, he doesn’t start listing out the anatomical names for things as they lay their hands on him. His eyes slip shut as they rest their hands on his shoulders–he’s still so tall, even sitting on the low stool–sliding their hands down, admiring the sturdy form and shape of him.
His own hands come up, clutching around their waist with surprising strength. His eyes are bright and intense as he looks up at them. They expect him to say something but he merely squeezes them–Possessively?–
Like he might be able to trap them in this moment with him forever, through will alone.
He closes his eyes again; his grip loosens. His self-control back is back in its necessary place, and he finds himself repentant.
“Forgive me. You are quite endearing. I simply find you…difficult to resist.” He admits.
MHIN:
You are so correct anon. Shanked immediately. But MC bonks their head into Mhin’s chest on their way to the ground, so… Achievement Unlocked? Or, for MC’s sake, I’ll assume that they have earned a level of trust/intimacy with Mhin that makes Mhin a lil' less likely to get stabby.
Mhin’s eyebrows furrow as Mhin crosses their arms, physically creating distance between MC and their…
Mhin’s cheeks go a little red as they realize how obvious their body language is, their pale eyes darting to the side as they worry about what other things they’ve accidentally telegraphed to MC. How many of Mhin's true thoughts and feelings are they privy to...? Shaking themself mentally, they quickly snap out of it, pinning MC with a pointed glare.
“If you value your life at all, you’ll never ask me that again.” Mhin marches away. “Staying at the Wet Wick–around Leander–has ruined your brain. You need to get out of that place while you still have some grey matter left.”
. . .
Later, escorting MC back to said Wet Wick, ducking through the lesser known and narrower streets after a long day of following dead ends together, Mhin finds the thought ruining their own brain. It must be the heat of MC pressed against them in the alleyway, the comforting, all-consuming scent of them, the memory of MC’s flushed face while they were asking Mhin’s permission... MC’s much braver than them, Mhin thinks bitterly, so much more willing to let themself have what they want, despite their cursed hands. Mhin sighs, stopping abruptly. Turning. Pinching the bridge of their nose.
“Look–you can–”
Mhin feels themself blushing all the way down to their chest. They open their mouth and close it a couple of times, attempting to articulate what they want. They make a noise of aggravated frustration. Carefully–very carefully, and very slowly, so that MC knows exactly what they are doing, they reach for the bandaged hands at MC’s side. They rest MC’s hands lightly on their chest, shivering as they feel the brush of fingers against their clothed ribs, thumbs pressing into their sternum. They bite down a noise that would surely make them perish where they stand. Stars above, how long since–
“...Does your heart always beat this fast, Mhin?”
“Quiet.” They snap.
Wow Mhin. Right there in the alleyway huh? Well ok then. I see what ur about.
LEANDER:
The two of them are alone in the room at the Wet Wick, just sitting together innocently on the bed when MC asks.
Well–they try to ask.
He hears them start the question and his coat and shirt (and tiddie belt) are coming off before they can even finish. He gives them a quiet chuckle, blushing as his shirt(s) get caught at his shoulders.
Though the perfect way it frames his boobs might convince them he did it on purpose…
“You meant skin to skin, right?” He laughs again, leaning back on his hands and looking entirely too appetizing–is he arching his back a little more than necessary?
“I don’t mind at all! Though, if you could help me with…” His eyes crinkle as he smiles at them, head tilted like a puppy, waiting expectantly.
They get up from the bed to help him discard his remaining topmost layers of clothing, standing above him in order to better assist. His eyes are pinned to theirs the moment the fabric barrier is fully cast aside. “I…can’t say this is a bad view,” he admits, eyes roving along their form, tongue darting out to wet his lips. Then, more sincerely: “I’m glad that you asked me for this. Don’t be afraid to touch, all right? Nothing bad will happen to me, promise. Remember: whatever you want.”
They find themself feeling along the edges of his scar, tracing the line of it across his pectoral… His breath catching when they accidentally scratch him a little with their nails (MC is just a little clumsy–that was completely unintentionally, really) is dangerously addictive.
“Ah... Anywhere else you’d like to touch? It would be a shame to waste this opportunity…”
If they're feeling shy, he could offer a few suggestions. He really, really wants to help in any way he can. :)
BONUS!ELYON: “You can, but I will have to charge.”
#And then the Milkshake song plays#touchstarved game#i am–as always–just a silly little guy#I hope this is to your liking anon!!#i hope it is kinda what u were hoping for?!#leander touchstarved#mhin touchstarved#ais touchstarved#vere touchstarved#kuras touchstarved#touchstarved game fanfic#I was gonna be sillier bc I was tryna match the vibe of the ask but then i looked into my heart and found this instead so i hope...#anyways when Ashnikko said ewwy in the gutter i can’t help I want to be ti**y smothered i felt that#LEANDER WAS THE HARDEST ONE TO WRITE CAN YOU BELIEVE?!?! its bc his was just him going: yesyesyesyes#toxintouch writing#fun fact there's a deleted line where Ais cops a feel of MC's a$$ he is an a$$ man i fear :) but I cut it out bc ThE fLoW ok#i will let him do it later in something else#i hate u tumblr formatting FINE I WON'T MAKE IT LOOK NICE#Divider is from the official TOUCHSTARVED itchio page#post got softblocked bc I said things in the tags so i censored i'm LAUGH#i really typed hakama instead of haori ealier ffffff#toxintouch: {pick} prompt {your poison}
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🛸 Unidentified friend-shaped object🛸
(ID: Kirby series fanart of Shadow Kirby interacting with Doc. Top left - SK wearing the Spark hat, giving off arcs of electricity and running for his life as Doc chases after him in his UFO, a metal claw grabber extended from the front, a thought bubble over his head showing a Charge Tank. Top right - SK flying away in Doc’s UFO, sticking his tongue out and waving cheekily down at the bespectacled rat, who hops up and down in steaming anger. Bottom right - Doc hovering in his UFO, a flexible metal arm with a gloved hand at the end extending from the underside and reaching for SK, in his own gold-and-gray UFO form, who looks up at the hand in surprise. Bottom left - Doc standing professorially in front of a projection screen covered in scribbles and simplified images of his UFO, blabbering on while SK, sitting in front of him, rubs his head in clear confusion. END ID.)
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 (you’re here!) | Part 6 | Part 7 | Compilation
Sketch started btw 12/23 - 05/24, render started 05/28/24, finished 05/31/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.
#veins art#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#shadow kirby#doc kirby#the squeaks#friendship#gonna turn the kid into a freakin' Tesla Coil if no one stops him#Daroach be like “Doc buddy I love ya you're like a father to me - please stop tryna turn people into batteries”#Dark be like “no no let him cook - I wanna see what happens”#been hanging out with thieves too long - he's already committing grand theft auto#(who's more proud - Dark or Daroach?)#old rat yells at puffball#SK likes getting to see all of Doc's neat machines and robots#but his ass does NOT understand aeronautics#“it's important you understand the mechanics behind the machine before you can capably pilot one"#“that's nice Uncle Doc but... I can literally just eat it and turn into one no problem”#sends the kid back through the Mirror with a mountain of science homework to do#(Dark does not help him)#veinsfullofstars
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i am so obsessed with style who throughout these episodes is truly wooing fadel for the love of the game! like everyone else has ulterior motives but styles just like nah, i wanna see what makes the grumpy man tick
#he's so hopeless god someone help him#dealing with actual assassins and granted he doesn't know but come on#yes kant asked him to do this and yes we're supposed to believe its for the car#but after ep three idk guys#i think styles just tryna see something#the heart killers series#style thk#fadelstyle
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I was today years old when I found out canned salmon generally includes the bones Mixed In because they're technically safe to eat but imagine my surprise and disgust when I bit down on straight up bone I am so grossed out
#goddamn im just tryna help heal my vit d deficiency#but i cant eat this#i was like buddy the elf after he sprayed perfume in his mouth#ew ew ew#i am bunny hear me yap#food /
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I’d give up my left foot for a Horsea arc
#jrwi riptide#just roll with it#post Black Sea… please wash up on the shores of cowboy land#actually wait. you can’t go to cowboy land without Jay and Alphonze. they need to be there for that.#okay chip and gillion go back to help Jay THEN they go to cowboy land#I miss Ichabod… he was so fucking cool#I LOVE COWBOUYS…. AND THEYRE THERE WE JUST NEVER SEE THEM#I wanna know about the political drama and the journey to space#why space? are they tryna get outta dodge while RAFT does its thing? I WANT ANSWERS OUGH…….
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Pov: Him being all cute and goofy at first glance
Pov: Then you realise he's a fucking menace.
#boy tryna play hide n seek with me#show me your face baby#don't be shy#fuck he was so pretty here#i love him#he's so goofy#have my heart#have everything#just lemme bounce on you- i mean#bounce with you#ughhhhhhhhh#please help#he so fyne 😭#gear fifth#sun god nika#sun god luffy#soft ⛅#mugiwara no luffy#monkey d luffy#AND HE'S GRINNNNN#don't get me started on his laugh.#ughhhhhhh make me wanna do things#De's closet
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He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!
(He's trying his best, leave him alone!)
#godzilla#godzilla x kong: the new empire#godzilla minus one#shin godzilla#godzilla ultima#godzilla earth#math problems#ugh I feel you Shin#don't @ him ya'll#he's trying his best#and technically he's not entirely incorrect#like ehat Earth said:#i guess#thos other Gojis being bros#tryna help Shin lol#-1 is amused lmao#Earth just accepts it lol#do not repost#my art#also... Anguirus was here!
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let me just say this: if crowley EVER makes an actual move on aziraphale and aziraphale gives even a HINT of reciprocation it's over for him in SECONDS bc u know aziraphale half asses nothing so it'll be like crowley tries to brush their fingers together and aziraphale fully beams at him and interlocks their fingers in seconds. crowley stares speechlessly at their hands for 5 minutes, looks up at aziraphale and faints. crowley gets aziraphale flowers and aziraphale puts them in the very center of his shop where everyone can see and keeps them alive for months. crowley fights a giggle every time he sees them. crowley offers his jacket on a cold night and aziraphale wears the jacket everywhere for weeks and gushes about it to everyone he meets. crowley chokes on his breath every meeting aziraphale is in it without fail. crowley slyly asks aziraphale on an actual romantic date and aziraphale SLAMS down their wedding invitations infort him of like "im so glad u asked, dear, i've been waiting for this" then launches into a rant about flower arrangements and table cloth colors and crowley is left blinking at him and trying not to explode. poor snake.
#i want yall to know that i spent a full 2 minutes tryna spell reciprocation im not kidding#i dont even know if this actual makes sense bc reading it back makes me wanna kms i articulated this so badly im so sorry#i literally just woke up and the coffees hasn't kicked in yet#anyway what i meant by this is crowley is the biggest simp alive with a weak nervous system when it comes to az and aziraphale is#just like 'marry me already u fucker' everytime crowley is agonizing abt if az loves him like that he puts his hand his hips and gestures#wildly their wedding rings then is like 'oh shit i forgot to give u that' and crowley discorporates#bro im so excited for s2 im shaking out of my skin every single minute km not watching it i cant focus on anything other than these idiots#send help PLEASE#good omens#azicrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#good omens headcanons
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this was them when they just met fr
#she just stared at him as if concentrating all the hate of the world on those eyes#THE EYES OF A TRAUMATIZED CHILD FR#jack. the samurai with the super cold and menacing stare:#“i fear no man but THAT” “it scares me”#this is what happens when you do a child like this#he just tryna help but her go 👹#help#samurai jack#sj#au#paws of magic#PoM#samurai jack au#sj au#oc#samurai jack oc#mai#jack#jack and mai#sketch#silly#jackposting#radaverse
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the danger of researching for making aftg art is u go down a rabbit hole of tryna work out what make of flip phone everyone would have
#Me trying to work out what phone to give Kevin: what phone slays the hardest 🤨🤨🤨 what phone can he dramatically snap closed 🤨🤨#Also the iPhone came out in in 2007 😐#I just wanted to draw Jeremy and Kevin on the phone and now I’m tryna work out what phones are in character 😭😭#Using gossip girl as a reference help
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Can we just accept that every fucking character in ACOTAR has their faults?? Everyone is morally grey 😭
I recently joined the fandom and I am terrified to post a single thing. I feel like I’m gonna get hate over how I feel over anybody in that stupid book.
IM SO FR, THERES SO MANY CONFLICTING POSTS OF EVERY FUCKING CHARACTER
JUST ACCEPT THAT THEY ALL HAVE TRAUMA AND ISSUES THAT MAKE THEM REACT HARSHLY
#acotar#acomaf#acosf#acowar#acofas#sarah j maas#all the characters suck but don’t#ITS JUST THE PERSPECTIVE#i feel like i’m going insane#SEND HELP#except Rhysand#he’s just tryna be with his mate#🤷♀️#with everyone’s trauma it makes their less than stellar actions make sense#idk man#i suck at writing#I also suck at communicating#😭
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me and my dad are like abed and jeff in the way that jeff always gets abeds references, theyre two characters that mirror eachother, they understand and relate to eachother in a way thats different from other characters relationships, but also in the way jeff fantasises about strangling abed, "you try to get him to do something normal without abusing him!", "youre a robot, abed". and still jeff goes in for two hugs before abed leaves.
#been trying to work through my feelings about my relationship with my father lately in a healthy way#(through my favourite media)#its sad because if my dad wasnt such a self centred thinks hes smarter than everyone else rude passive agressive dick#maybe we could have the best relationship#because we are so painfully similar#we are literally just like jeff and abed#but i mean jeff said it in the third episode “i dont want to be your father”#my dad wants to help me about as much as jeff wants to help#and yet in the first episode jeff is the one to tell abed “you have aspergers”#and in e3 “abed is not normal”#like hes the first to acknowledge abeds autism he just doesnt care enough to help#and all the sarcastic robot jokes god#those are practically taken out of my fathers mouth#alex says shit#alex is an idiot#community#abed nadir#jeff winger#tagging in case i actually said smth that makes sense but if not take this with a grain of salt its fully me projecting#nbc community#also sorry for familial relationship-ising ur jabed not tryna turn this into jeffannie#just tryna get thru my daddy issues
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