#he's just a pathetic lil loverboy

[gothwives]

"well... yeah, i know what we talked about but i just thought— y'know, the way you've been acting..." once again, nickie had let himself get swept up in a fantasy, reading too much into the simplest of gestures and building up their relationship as something more than it was. at first he'd been more than ok with their little agreement, but somewhere along the road it had become real to him. "so you really don't feel anything for me?"

          “yes.”  she  responds  with  no  hesitance,  heavy  lidded  gaze  across  his  features  remaining  staunchly  unimpressed.  “which  is  exactly  what  i  told  you  when  we  began  our  little  arrangement.  it’s  not  my  fault  you  got  attached,  darling.”

[pollenallergie]

Tom would rub your hair watching you fondly suck his dick

Ralph wouldn’t know where to put his damn hands and he squirms so much

Eddie would fuck your throat as soon as he reached his peek

Billy would moan utterly loud after you tell him it’s normal and okay to let it out

Konner would make sure you knew you were a dirty cunt and tell you to keep going -♌️

yes yes mhm mhm

this is correct. i support this. thank you for your service, little leo nonnie <3

(also koner calls you a dirty whore, but he means it affectionately. he loves that you’re a dirty whore, especially since you’re his dirty whore. he makes the words ‘dirty whore’ sound like a genuine compliment, because to him, they are. they way he says those words when he calls you his dirty, greedy whore makes it sound like the highest praise one could ever hope to receive. he’s a pathetic lil loverboy, hopelessly in love with his depraved lil whore <3).

also yeah!!! billy’s loud!! he can’t help it!! he’s especially sensitive to touch so everything you do to him feels so insanely good for him all the time.

i am down so astronomically bad for billy knight i swear. it’s honestly pathetic at this point. but he’s just… god he’s so anehhdbshehehehbrbrbrbebsbwvqvbabavagrbjroepeornrbrvveghanabebbdbdbdbdnf!!!!

[screampied]

Baby im back 😘 did u miss me! i want to vicariously live my supermodel dreams through a tall reader so lesgooooo

Geto: i could see geto being a short girl fucker So when he seems big amazon reader with her long ass legs hes like 🤔 theres a first time for everything!! Maybe she a lil shy so he gets her in the bedroom And the FREAK come out, im talking she spitting in his mouth and throwing it back on him, twerkin her shii like crazy- he's a changed man!! Can u see the vision, him leaned back manspreading while reader sucks the soul outta his dick, his hair mad ratty and sweaty and he flushed af. For some reason he give me heavy model!reader vibes idk i js feel like he'd wanna pretty lil thing like her on his arm

Gojo: office au, ok tbh i feel like gojo sees a woman in heels who is taller than him and he dont know how to act 💀 can def see him teasing her and making fun of her because he tryin to hide his crush and this mf accidentally say the wrong thing and piss her off like no she a grown ass woman she aint takin that shit. He's so loser and pathetic plsss i can just imagine him scrambling to make it up to her and then body worship sex after 😍 maybe even in the office ….

Choso: well if he aint find his mommy 🙄 fr can see him stopping his tall gf just to pull down her tank top so he can suck her tits when she just doing chores or some shit (SAME I WANT)

Nanami. ALRRR HEAR ME OUT, He's such a charming gentleman, maybe theyre chatting at the bar and got a good thing going but oop they stand to leave and reader is taller than and it awakens pervert!nanami. He tryin to be a gentleman bc u know, he respects her but he cant help himself. Maybe they go to dinner and shes all dressed up so he tryin to hold back but plot twist, she match his freak and gives him head under the table so he take her to the bathroom and he fuck her so hard after that 🤩

Sukuna, okkkkk for bitch boy kuna Hmmm im thinking, now hear me out, a modern au like in college and everyone knows kuna as the cold tough guy and he fuckin loyal like a dog so like everyone knows he got a gf but they never seen her. Cue one night he brings her along and she's a knockout like deadass model type shit and oh boy here comes loverboy!kuna like its day and night the way he treats her v everyone else like he's huggin and kissin her up and in their own lil world.

Toji: he see a tall girl and immediately check the booty out 😤 i feel it in my soul. Probably got her doing standing 69 where he holdin her upside down bc she tall so she the perfect height to suck him off while he eat her out. Manhandling vibessss man tryin to be the best fuck of her life 🤪

-🤭 anon

TALL READERS GET UR FOOD OMG

i’m gonna imagine i’m like 5’9 😽

i can def see suguru into taller women omg . he has yummy tasteeeee. FREAKY READER AGENDA >>>> wait … u just put smth in my head ???? throwing it back ???? ON SUGRUUUU?? he’d be so nasty gawwwddfd. (takes notes) sitting in his mouth is crazy 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ my type. oooo he’d totally go for model readers i see it so bad. suguru manspread always does smth to me

YEPPPP satoru loves a women w long legs n heels ☝🏽☝🏽. it makes sense bc he’s tall asf also. ur so right he’d be so annoying teasing his tall s/o but when she teases back he’d get all pouty like ???? OFFICE MAKE UP SEX YUM YUM

choso 🥹🥹🥹. i feel like tall women would intimidate him a bit but he can be dom if he wants to !!!

NANAMISOELPHPDGOHKJ. pervert nanami agenda 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. loooooves a tall girl. loved to wrap his arms around her n everything. i bet he likes to kiss all down her thighs / legs.

SUKUNA AND TOJI R SO REAL. sukuna’s big as shit so i’d be kinda scared 🤰. toji i’m crying. honestly ya he’d stare at the ass first. i bet toji loves tall women too, esp if they’re a little curvy 😞 STANDING 69 IS INSANE ????? real he’s a freak bitch so i get it. toji would def fuck his tall gf while standing doesn’t care how tall u are. will manhandle u all day 😞😞😞😞

[kay-elle-cee]

*I’m dressed as Lily’s hopes and dreams from the fic, ibfibg.*

Trick or a Treat!

So brave, I applaud you! (And you're going straight for my heart with that costume!)

So this is a fic that I got the idea for last year based on a conversation about lack of accessibility access at Hogwarts when I attended Leakycon, and that's spiraled into a fic where Lily and Petunia own a bakery that serves both Magical and Muggle clientele, and Lily's taught Petunia, a Muggle, how to brew Potions that they then infuse into their baked goods (like a weed brownie, but magic).

ANYWAY I love this idea so so so so much but I've outlined the fic twice and it just keeps being angstier than I want it to be (surprise!) so I haven't really sat down and worked on it for a few months. I believe I've shared this snippet before, but I don't know if you were around for it (I hope not, so it's new to you!).

Trick or Treat in my ask box! 👻

Lily’s head falls to the side. “I have plans with James tonight, you know that.” “You had plans with him last night, too,” Petunia admonishes, putting the stopper back in the empty vial, her skin taking on a softer, more evened-out natural glow. She frowns. “You promised me you’d make some more this week — you know it’s one of the ones I can’t do.” Just as Lily opens her mouth to reply, a rapid knocking on the glass window of the bakery startles the both of them. “Speaking of Loverboy…” Petunia says wryly. Lily can’t tamper down the grin that split across her face at the sight of her boyfriend. Quickly picking up her wand, she flicks it to unlock the door and he darts inside, out of the chilly November air. He runs a hand through his hair to shake out the few snowflakes that had begun to fall, and she feels her heart pathetically beat a little faster. Pulling his jacket tighter around him, his eyes find hers and he returns her smile with his own lopsided one. “Hey, Lil.” He tore his attention away for the briefest moment to offer a kind nod to the other occupant in the room. “Petunia.” The older girl just sighs. “I’ll leave you to it.” Gathering her purse and walking to the door, she looks over her shoulder before stepping out. “Don’t forget my potion, Lily. You promised.” Her eyes flit dismissively to James and she’s gone. James’ eyebrows are raised as his attention turns back to Lily, who’s giving him an apologetic smile. “Do you mind hanging out here for a bit?” “If you’re here, I’m here,” he replies simply, hopping up to sit on the counter beside her. Brushing some flyaways from her eyes, his hand lingers on her cheek as he leans in and kisses her. He feels Lily’s smile against his lips and any residual chill from the weather or her sister’s usual dismissal disappears. Pulling back, he returns her grin. “How can I help?”

[autocann1bal]

part nine of my playlist analysis!!

part 1 <;- part 2 &lt;- part 3 <- part 4 <- part 5 &lt;- part 6 <- part 7 <- part 8 <-

christ thats a lot of parts WOOO HERE WE GO

animal - neon trees HRFDHFHRHFHF IM GOING INSANE. this is so random butbutbut what if they went to a roller skating rink and this song played and lockwood and lucy did a silly little dance to it but neither of them know how to skate so it just looked so goofy but so cute and george recorded the whole thing. 

saline solution - wilbur soot gonna tell me george ISNT a hypochondriac?? gonna tell me lucy and lockwood dont sit with him when hes going through a particularly bad paranoia episode and help him through it?? no!! no youre not!! la jolla - wilbur soot this is so lockwood drinking tea alone in his room at 4am contemplating life core. since i saw vienna - wilbur soot same thing as the last one but its lucy and its raining. like or like like - miniature tigers lockwood getting super nervous around lucy all the time and shes just like ??? i think youre really cool - gaurdin the chokehold this song had on me in 2020 anyway lockwood is one jealous mf and hes losing it bc lucy talked to other boys. drive slow - addie literally just every cab ride after a stressful case. theyre holding hands and both of them know it but refuse to acknowledge it. george is asleep, lucy and lockwood are just kinda looking at eachother. they dont know what to do. theyre chillin. love like you - caleb hyles you know i had too. i just had too. its just them. little dark age - mgmt i have an entire animatic in my head for this one should i makeit maybe i should. heat waves - glass animals hrfhfhrhf lockwood pacing around his room trying to figure out these stupid feelings he has and hes so confused and UH OH lucy is knocking on the door. line without a hook - ricky montgomery whys it always ily and never idrgadatwytmwwa painkiller - beach bunny mm locklyle fight and makeup. cloud 9 - beach bunny BUT WHEN HE LOVESS MEEEEE I FEEL LIKE IM FLOATINGGGG WHEN HE CALLS ME PRETTYYYYY I FEEEEL LIKE SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY -lucy giggling and kicking her feet probably. good old fashioned loverboy - queen LOCKWOODS SONG LOCKWOODS SONG HES SUCH A GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVERBOY CMON YOU KNOW HE IS. oh klahoma - jack stauber i dont know why this one is here it just is deal with it. you are going to hate this - the frights basicallt just the like or like like one in a slightly different font. this side of paradise - coyote theory WAILS SCREAMS SOBS CRIES EATS DRYWALL ITS THEM ITS THEM YOUR HONOR ITS THEM. ophelia - the lumineers shes his ophelia :D. are you bored yet - wallows, clairo ot3 spring picnic vibes. can i call you tonight - dayglow lockwood trying to figure out how to ask out lucy thats it thats the tweet. out of my league - fitz and the tantrums 'if i die dont wake me, cuz you are more than just a dream' hes so in love with her its pathetic. honey and glass - peyton cardoza lucy!!! lucy!!!!!!!! LUCY!!!!!!!! its lucy, arms tonight - mother mother literally just every time lockwood has almost died in lucys arms. cuz its. a lot. little pistol - mother mother george?? question mark??? idk george vibes. but also lockwood a little bit idk. saint bernard - lincoln throws my lockwood with religious trauma hc at you yes im projecting be quiet. wish you were sober - conan gray OK JUST HEAR ME OUTTTT HEAR ME OUT LOCKWOOD GETS A LIL BIT DRUNK AT A FITTES PARTY OR SMTH IDK AND LUCY AND GEORGE HAVE TO GET HIM HOME AND HES LITERALLY JUST BABBLING ABOUT HOW PRETTY BOTH OF THEM ARE PLEASE ITS SO FUNNY. manta rays - chloe moriondo hrhfhrhhfhhfhf lucy is so cute and shes so in love with him theyre like reading in the library or smth and shes just looking at him like hes the fucking stars theyre so cute. strawberry blond - mitski nice summer vibes in the countryside they are running around in a field your honor. watch you sleep. - girl in red i just think that the sun is shining on lockwood through a window in the morning and is hitting him jsut right and lucy is just <33-ing at him. dude the next one is part 10 im deteriorating LETSA GOO

[aimfor-theheart]

characters who just fall to pieces when you call them loverboy: yuuta, yuuji, maki, gojo, nanami (tries to remain stoic. his ears turn red), hawks, aizawa, bakugou, oikawa, kenma, kageyama, atsumu, and bokuto

[irndad]

cuppa coffee- bucky barnes

title: cuppa coffee

ship: bucky barnes x reader

wc: ~1.6k

a/n: HELLO HELLO here is my lil bucky barnes thing i wrote a few days ago, i hope you guys like it! also there’s a weird amount of angst 

summary: so, bucky may have lost his way around women. he can’t figure out how to tell his friend that he doesn’t like cream in his coffee. it’s whatever, though. it makes her smile.

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last imagine

feedback!!! pls 

James Buchanan Barnes used to be very good with women. Once upon a time, if you mentioned his name, women would be enthralled with the idea of him being interested in them. But things have changed, he supposes.

A lot has changed. For one, people realize what kind of man he is. He doesn’t think he used to be this kind of monster, but he is now, and that seems to be what people see him as.

Sergeant Barnes is a very different man than the Winter Soldier, he has to remind himself, but no one really sees it that way.

He knows it’s a stroke of insane luck that Steve (more like Rhodey) has convinced him to be part of their little gang of misfits and even luckier that they’ve all sort of seen him as a friend now, which is why he absolutely can’t like her.

Enter her.

A new avenger, with an impossibly hard to explain power, but that’s by far the least interesting thing about her.

God, this girl, she is so beautiful. The first time he met her, she was in pajama pants and a loose t-shirt, her hair tied up in a ponytail and her head tipped back in a laugh at something Tony had said. The thing is, Bucky never was the kind of guy to be enchanted with a girl’s laugh, or smile.

But from the minute he saw her, joyful and light on her feet while cooking eggs and laughing at something he only had to assume to be of the highest caliber to deliver such a lovely sound, he finds himself in a new predicament.

She’s the most gorgeous thing he’s ever set eyes on, it kind of steals the breath from his lungs when she smiles at him.

“So, what’ll you have, James?”

He vaguely hears Steve say her name, and focuses more on her smile -is it normal to be this draw to a smile?- and that she makes coffee and tea for the team in the morning, because apparently, it’s a good way to start the day as a team.

He can understand why being around her would be a great way to start his day.

“Uh, it’s Bucky. Not James.” Hates how awkward it sounds, maybe a little mean and that’s the last thing he wants to do with someone like her.

“Oh,” she giggles, and he tries not to think about how lovely it sounds when her pretty laugh was directed at him. “Sorry. I’m still a little new.”

“Me too.” He says quickly, cursing himself for sounding eager again.

“So, Bucky. What’ll you have?”

She’s smiling at him, bright and sweet and he doesn’t think before he says the only thing that’ll come out of his mouth that won’t make him sound stupid.

“I’ll have whatever Steve gets.” She smiles bright at that, and he feels like he’s done something right for once, like however the rest of the day goes he knows it’ll be fine because he’s made the most lovely girl in the world beam at him.

Unfortunately, Steve likes his coffee just about the opposite of how Bucky does. Sweet, full of cream and he supposes it doesn’t really matter, it’s not like he needs to watch his figure.

But her grin, that’s worth it.

A month in, and James Buchanan Barnes is absolutely, unequivocally fucked, and absolutely gone for the newest member of the Avengers.

If he was being quite honest, he was hoping that maybe her looking like some sort of angel was an exception to a rule, and maybe she wouldn’t take his breath away every single morning.

But he was most obviously wrong.

Maybe he’s not objective, but it’s like every day she gets better, grinning while bringing him a drink he doesn’t like, with a girl he has to admit to himself he adores.

This is turning into quite a problem though, because of the obvious reason; he shouldn’t love her.

There’s many reasons he shouldn’t of course. She was the definition of light and grace- sometimes, when she walked in the room, lightened like something was won.

If rubble was a person, it would be Bucky. Bucky is a wreckage of a person held together by strings and bandages he doesn’t even deserve to have. Everything, everything that he has he’s been gifted with, nothing that he deserves.

Her. She’s made of light and hope, and he keeps expecting her to be less amazing to him when she spills some flaw, but over morning coffee and soft-spoken words as the rising sun washes her face in orange and yellow light, he finds nothing not to love.

Deserving is such a difficult word to define, especially in morally grey situation. And Bucky concedes he may not be a villain, but he’s not a hero.

Someone who gets to be with her- they have to be a hero. Someone whose heart is as full and good as hers is.

Doesn’t stop him from wanting her, though.

She shows up that morning. bright smile and sitting next to him on the couch, their thighs touching due to her closeness.

He tries not to feel anything about it.

“Hey handsome,” she winks at him, her voice joking and warm but still making his heart leap.

“Hey you,” he replied with that soft tone he always has for her. (He doesn’t think he can help it, really.)

He takes a sip of the drink and smiles because…

It’s black.

Black coffee, 2 sugars, which happens to be his favorite way to take his coffee.

“What-“

“You hate sweet stuff. I don’t know why you drink that stuff in the morning. You always get this at the coffee shop, so I figured you should have it at home.” She says it smiling, hopeful and he really really wants to kiss her pretty grin.

“Thank you.”

“Why do you get the sweet stuff from me anyway? You know you could’ve told me you didn’t like it.” She says, edge of a laugh in her tone and his stomach drops because the pathetic reason is that he can’t talk to her.

She says this while moving her hand to go over his, and he.

He can’t stand how much he wants to lean into it, how good it feels for someone he adores to treat him like he matters. Like he’s the same kind of magic she is.

“I, uh. I don’t really know how to talk to you.”

Then that honey-sweet smile falls off her lips and is replaced with a small pout, her fingers drawing away, and he feels pathetic for wanting to reach his hand back and tack hers back.

“I thought we were getting along?” She says confusion but unmistakable hurt in it, “I’m sorry, Buck. I must’ve been clingy, lotta boring mornings.” She’s trying to play it off as a self-deprecating joke, her loving eyes pointed to the table-

And it clicks.

She thinks he doesn’t like their mornings together. Doesn’t like the mornings they spend waiting for everyone to wake up and her telling rambled stories in that voice he could listen to forever.

He doesn’t know why she would think his inability to speak to her would be because of something she’d done or been.

“My mornings are anything but boring when you’re there, doll.” He doesn’t mean for the last word to slip out, but there’s only so much self control his loathing can afford him.

“Yeah?”

“You’re kinda gorgeous, doll,” he laughed at himself under his breath, how silly he sounds saying that like it’s a secret. “Makes m’nervous.”

“Really?”

Wide smile, bright eyes meet his gaze and god, he’s so in love with the prettiest girl he’d ever seen, and he’d do anything to keep that grin on her forever.

She starts giggling then, and he loves the sound of it but there it is, her not looking at him with that same adoration he looks at her with.

It’s like an inevitable downfall that hurts as much as any other one. He knows that he’s not deserving of someone like her, and that he’s in love with her.

There are facts of the universe.

The earth is round, gravity keeps us tethered to the earth, and Bucky Barnes is in love with the most beautiful girl on the planet.

He knows the idea of her loving him is the most ridiculous thing he’s ever thought of, he hates himself for wishing for it with every fibre of her being.

Then she speaks again, something he wasn’t expecting.

“…So you had a chocolatey drink you hate just so you didn’t have to tell me to change your drink order?”

“Is that why you’re laughing?”

“Yeah, you dummy. If you wanted to ask out, all you had to do ask.”

“Wait.” He says, spinning head, her eyes with such fondness.

“Jesus, and I thought I was being too obvious. I have a big old crush on you, Mr.Barnes. Maybe you should ask me on a dinner date. You know, since we’ve had so many coffee ones.”

“Please-please don’t mess with me,” he says, eyes wide and his chest pooling with hope, “I don’t think I could take it, doll.”

Pretty eyes look up at him, adorable pout playing at her lips before moves in closer and closes the gap between them, her hands moving to the back of his neck and his to her cheek, adoration in every touch.

Bucky would like to think the rubble that he is could be put back together with the light she is, slow as it might take.

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