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Okay, hear me out :
That's all from me for today. Bye.
#michael sheen#the laws of attraction#thorne jamison#OMG#he's hot I wanna die#hothothot#That's all for me folks#good omens#aziraphale#Goth version of Aziraphale#Crowley would be at his feet
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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you dont understand im feral 😓
#notacleangirl ⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚#challengers#art donaldson#mike faist#hes so fucking hot and pretty#my bf <3#my pretty boy <3#i wanna lick him#i wanna kiss him#i wanna be his wife#i would die for him
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damn LIKE DAMNNNNNN 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
#formula one#formula 1#f1#mclaren#papaya#lando norris#ln4#obsessed much?#he can choke me#LIKE OMFG DAMN DAMN FUVKIN GOD DAMN#HE IS SO HOT IN THIS SUIT LIKR AAAAAAA#I WANNA RIP THEM OFF#AAAAAAAA IM WEAK AF 🚨🚨🚨🚨#WHAT IF I FAINT????????#WHAT IF I DIE?????????#PLS HIS TONGUE BSBSHWJJWHE HE CAN DO SO MANY WITH THIS BSBSBSBSJS
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rate the outfit
#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 2#yakuza series#yakuza kiwami 2#yakuza 2#daigo dojima#snap sketches#see i did it i told you i'd do it#pov: you are at hot topic and trying to find something (he does not work there don't ask him)#segway section into something toally unrelated to people who do not frequent my blog :)#everyone else go away. unless you wanna keep reading 😳#i watched Not Quite Dead Yet while i was finishing a comm and WHAT a movie#it made me want to call my dad so you know it was good 😭#IT WAS CUTE THO FR i really loved how all th details of the movie tied in in the later sections#like the password being nanase's name but through the period table's numbers... stop that was cute#feels weird to say that as a highlight but i genuinely thought it was cute 😔#im not gonna lie tho when nanase was lookin through her dad's phone brother was emo#i think a lot about what would happen when people i love die and i always think of doing that.. like still texting them.. and whatever..#lemme move on from the somber moment thojVAERLKVA PLEASE when her dad was in the afterlife tho#HER MOM WAS SO CUTE both like. physically and just personality wise#we saw her for ten minutes and i have also fallen in love with her idc#they had to game end her cause they knew if we got to see any more scenes with her and kei i'd start crying i KNOW they'd be cute together#together more than what we got to see anyway... we know what i mean...#THE ENDING SHOT WAS ESP SO CUTE STOPPPP kinda creepy with her just. In Limbo but then she just. DEATH !! 👆#nanase's song to her dad at the funeral had me :(( too im so weak for dads and their kids reconciling/having a nice relationship stop#big L for her not signing up for a record label tho idc like OK its sweet she's working with her dad BUT CMONNNNN#you can do both queen.... i would prefer you do it alone cause Kid Falls In Line always makes me want to chew glass#BUT i will excuse it this time.. i repeat for The End Shot that was cute and the rest of the movie was lovely so ill let it slide#final note before i use up all my tags again i loved her concert outfit 😔give me them bracelets girl i cant find any
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#can i yap for a moment#im extremely sleepy but im feeling very upset and mad and confused#also lowkey questioning whether me feeling all that is justified or if i am overreacting#anyway#made out w a boy tonight#and he wanted to go to his place#and i was like no i wanna stay and dance with my girlies#and he gets upset??#asking why i'd kiss him if i don't wanna hook up and i said i just wanna have fun?#made me feel so stupid#that anger in me led to a little fight with another boy (who was unfortunately very cute) and i just wanted to punch him#i just hate when boys think they're so superior#so i argued with this stupid but hot man#until an ex? friend shows up and he was pretty drunk just yapping about things#anyway he basically told me he'd like to rekindle our friendship#but not in a heyy haven't talked in so long let's meet up again#it was in a heyy let's hang out again got a new big car and moved out of my parent's house 😋#which gave me the ick bc that's why we aren't friends anymore and i told him no multiple times#and got sad bc he was one of my closest friends#anyway and then we left the party#this guy pulls me aside the parking lot#and i was so embarrassed bc there were so many people and they were all looking and i could already see people gossiping about it#and i just wanted to die#and then he just CONFESSES??#gives me flowers and all which is saur saur cute#but i legit have zero feelings for him </3#and have commitment issues and have never been in a relationship and don't wanna be in one#actually grosses me out thinking about relationships </3#the confession was so random and i kinda lost another friendship? even tho i wouldn't rlly consider him a friend we just share sum classes#but yeah boys are so stupid and confusing and i dunno how and why i get myself into these situations :') m sorry just needed to rant </3
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Just humour me for a second: If Randall got a romantic interest in the show, who do you think it would be?
#He's gives off hot headed outcast John Murphy from The 100 “I don't wanna die alone”#from randall#from#from mgm#from epix#fromtv#i could see it being the new cop lady#The 2 hated outcasts#similar age#give off cop x criminal vibes
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starting a series of pro-footballer!luffy bc i can
tattooed version under the cut
#the princess doodles#hi I love soccer and I wanted to imagine Luffy as a pro#he’s just so fucking hot and I think I’d die if he was a pro footballer#yes I’m American and I usually use the term soccer#but ‘pro soccer player’ is a bigger mouthful than ‘pro footballer’ so yeah#anyways I wanna lick his sweat until my tongue falls off ☺️#monkey d. luffy#monkey d luffy fanart#luffy art#luffy fanart#one piece art#one piece luffy#one piece
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AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES
#Nevermore#Nevermore Webtoon#Webtoon#Funny episode liked it a lot#Monty playing with Prospero’s cravat funyyyyyy#“I’m anybody” HE’S SO DONE IT’S HILARIOUS#Prospero Monty relationship who thought#He’s the dad of the group it’s hilarious and all the kids and his wife are giving him troubleeeeeeeeee#Doctor’s bag??????? What did you use it for in life my guy#“We couldn’t just leave Montresor to die!” …it was an option and omg their faces on the bottom panel 🤣#LENORE STOP YOU’RE TOO HOT OH MY GODDDDDDD *FANS SELF* “LOOK WHO IT IS GENTS” LENOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEE#I want to redraw but life be busy so soon ish#Episode 25 “Stains are so hard to get out of mahogany!” I knew it before Duke even said it 😂#He saw a ghost and it hit him on the head smacked his face sliced his shoulder sliced his side and broke his leg 😂#Lenore is unfaaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeeddddd also Duke wanna protect his bestie#“…A little bit. Maybe” I THINK IT’S MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT#MAZE TRIO LAUGHING BEING FRIENDS LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTT#LENORE AND MONTY SHOWDOWN MY FAVE IT ESCALATES SO WELL ALSO ANNABEL’S THE ONE WITH A BULLET IN HER GRAVE SORRY TO SAY#“Go to hell” 😂 this is the best#Annabel did NOT prepare for her to say that#Will doesn’t even have a roommate just throw Monty in there Will likes him enough and Prospero’s kinda wary of people it works out#Although Prospero you gave Annabel your key with ZERO hesitation or question so mayyybe you should’ve been more careful#Very funny episode I liked it a lotttttttttt oh no we’re heading into the formal divorce arc oh nooooooo
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i just had a customer who wanted to buy a bracelet for his wife and when i asked him which one he likes the most he said "you" and was just staring at me and waiting for my reaction i-
#look i know i am super hot but leave me alone you fucker#i swear he was at least 60yo#that was creepy af#ugh#i wanna die#i need 5 business days to recover#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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Open letter to the Avatar (TWOW) fandom:
Hello! Media literacy is free, please utilize it.
Thank you!
#RANT IN TAGS IF YOU WANNA READ IT:#yes this is about spider#and the simps over the minors#and the regular adult characters in general#i've seen thirst traps over neteyam's literal dying moments#insert that one post about how people are literally skipling over the impact of his death#and not really analyzing it further beyond 'lost a hot character'#(just like real indigenous people's deaths)#and also spider's treatment in the fandom?#fills me with SO MUCH RAGE#because he's a literal TEENAGER but people are acting like he needs to be hunted down and killed#some people have literally said that he should die over neteyam#what the hell#i hope neteyam isn't even in the third movie#i like the character and everything but you CANNOT convince me hos character is more interesting than spider's#avatar#avatar the way of water#avatar twow#atwow#spider socorro#neteyam sully#lo'ak sully#kiri sully#jake sully#avatar (2009)#neytiri#ao'nung#i am very ready for the haters btw#this fandom irritates me to no end#and i literally hyperfixate on it for MONTHS on end sometimes
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i could say something about THIS video being the one he reposted instead of the actual numerous clips of sacks he had to slide past to get to this video but i won't. i shall learn couth.
#back on my bullshit (shipping rarepairs)#his face in the ss im sorry 😭 but the bengals have already made u a meme on their winning post so#god treys so hot guys i know carmen gets me but genuinely he is soooo#ja'marr chase#trey hendrickson#treymarr#abt to bulldoze my way to making this a hit tag for my blog#ALSO jb3 and chido commented on treys post i kinda wanna die
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Got to season 7 on my CSI rewatch and I need to talk about the final scene in s07e11, where Grissom is saying goodbye to Sara before leaving to go on his sabbatical. I mean, look at him. Look at what he does with his hands. *Agressively* Look at himmmmm. He's just a little puppy in love. And he does this right before whispering, "I'll miss you". I'm afraid I'm not gonna make it y'all
#sadly he whispered the last line so quiet and gently the captions didn't catch it but i'm glad i did#he's SO FUCKING SWEET#can't believe i'm bawling my eyes out over a middle aged man doing cute kawaii hand thingy#i wanna marry him so bad#like i wanna put a ring on his finger and i want to have meals with him and do house chores with him#and watch tv on the couch with him until we both fall asleep but i wake up and put a blanket over him#i want to make him hot chocolate#i want to listen to him talk about bugs even though most of them gross me out#i will literally DIE if i don't marry gil grissom#“oh but he's fictional” LIKE THAT WILL STOP ME#i will be thinking about this scene for the rest of my life#how sara didn't drop everything and made out with him right then and there is beyond me#i mean they could've closed the door right. ever heard of making out at work? fuck the rules#you're already breaking one by dating in the first place#csi#gsr#please someone talk to me about the hand thingy please it's been hours i have not recovered
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THE MUSTACHE. THE HAIR.
the HAIR.
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shout-out to this yoongi for inspiring me a lot for love again pt2
#hes a dream come true#hes so hot i wanna die omg#how did we get so blessed ???#seriously wtf#agustd dday#road to dday#agustd#yoongi scenarios#yoongi x reader#min yoongi
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gatekeeping my feelings about cillian murphy on here
#hes so hot i wanna bake for him#lana del rey#coquette#coquette moodboard#ultraviolence#vintage coquette#born to die#doellette#vintage americana#messy moodboard#sylvia plath#femcel#cillian murphy#nympette
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