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ooooh well it's not obvious he says like there is a single part of bursting open like a bloated melon oozing clots of petrol worms and eyes with teeth that is not obviously too horrifying to bear thinking about much less interacting with oooh nonono actually i have always longed to join with the terrors and dare i even hope birth a sentient sphincter of my very own a beautiful bouncing bundle of bile god just imagine the special day when the little gupper comes bursting out of my orifices which ones who knows i want to be surprised for its first screaming wet expulsion gosh isn't that just something that’s the real magic in this wondrous world i mean what girl doesn't dream about someday becoming a--
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#solivaga#artists on tumblr#comic#art#my art#pu art#webcomic#digital art#comic art#comics#original comic#webtoon#elias#maia#big puppy alert#dog#canine#he's done it he's cracked the code#This is the second time she's gone full shoujo...#what girl doesn't dream about going full shoujo#I also wish to pet the big fluffy dog#Maia's screed in this panel was one of the most fun things to write#paula and I just kind of kept writing it back and forth at each other until it was completely ridiculous and sour#and I just kept adding onto it until it was so grotesque it wrapped back around to silly#this screed and her flying-to-class-screed are two of my favorite bits of non-serious maia writing#tho she's very serious about these herself.
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guys guys hear me out
pan mike wheeler
#i feel like someone's already done this#dont get me wrong i get where the gay mike truthers and the bi mike truthers are coming from#but idk i feel the pan vibes rattling inside of me#but i 100% understand the gay mike truthers#cause despite being able to be in love with any gender#hes only head over heels for one boy 🤨#but i also get bi vibes from him so bi mike truthers i believe you#but also pan is under the bi umbrella so#maybe they're the same vibes#pan loser mike wheeler x gay lover will byers#sign it seal it stamp it deliver it#perfect#i cracked the code to life 🤭#DAMN these tags are long ok bye bye#stranger things#byler#byler endgame#byler brainrot#st5#byler is canon#pan mike wheeler#gay will byers#mike wheeler i know what you are#mike x will
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I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.
#I CANT STAND THE CONFUSION IN MY MIND#also i get why people wrote wanda/sylvie. they should go on a wholesome chick-flick revenge-quest together. and also they should kiss.#also i am now only *half* joking about thor being in love with mjolnir#it kept doing Christianity Bits which was quite awks.#not sure why it used the bit about building the church on a rock for some metal i mean wasn't jesus making a pun there? about peter?#i think Vision might be Jesus? or else he's Dr Manhattan who's done a first year philosophy course. could go either way on that tbh.#BUT TONY WAS THE BADDY RIGHT? WAS HE? WAS TONY THE BADDY OR NOT????#with the homocidal glitches in what he thinks is his winning personality?#and all the weapons he's made and is in fact still making but now he only sells them to The Good Guys?#except look how easily they fall out with each other and also don't a lot of innocent bystanders die in their overly long action scenes?#also i need to write fic about whether mjolnir does in fact obey some unknown code that can be cracked if you set your mind to it#she does like Robot Jesus so apparently we can rely on her to make the major decisions from now on#the ending's a bit ominous - apparently someone's collecting those TVA paperweights to do... something? Oh no! :O#yeah i watched the MCU in the wrong order shut up this was inevitable and Marvisney should just embrace that at this point#(i know 'Marvisney' will never catch on but that will not stop me using it)#the loki series ending is but the latest installment of “unlimited power with no oversight is fine as long as the Good people have it”#UNLESS TONY WAS ACTUALLY THE BADDY. WHICH AS I MENTIONED I AM NOT AT ALL CLEAR ON.#maybe what i mean is was tony stark the baddy *on purpose*?#i only picked this one to watch next because tumblr gifsets told me thor wears a nice coat in it#which he does! but only for a small fraction of the film :(#journey into the mcu#the avengers (the marvel ones not the other ones)
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Ok so I think I found a way to fix Vox LOLLOLOL.
And by fix him, I mean make him much, much worse.
🔌 📺😝🎩⚡️
So I was drabbling in my head w Claude and Vox and they got to deep talking about their previous lives and regrets and all sorts of existential meanderings, when Vox surprised me by saying “I was a Christian, ya know. A good one. Never even missed a Sunday- come late night or hangover or hellwater. *chuckle* Fat lot of good it did me, right?”
And then I was like oh. OHHHH.
He should’ve been a televangelist.
So now this is canon as far as I’m concerned, and can even make perfect use of the little priest getup from his song number. After all, that is essentially what he’s doing with the V’s: amassing a hell-wide cult through the power of his broadcast monopoly. And explains why Claude had never heard of him before- he’s not your average kind of celebrity.
I picture he got his start on local access TV, in the early 40s, just right after Al would’ve had his heyday with radio. He was an East Coast boy, no doubt, and mastered the quick-talking pander of the telecasters at the time. He often ran small broadcasts for local churches- fundraisers, telethons, what have you- and the Christian community ate up his All-American boyish charm. Especially the ladies. He married one who went to his church and really believed his words had the power to change lives, urged him to start his own televised worship, and boy did he thrive. They quickly became a household name, and he basically kick-started the whole televangelist movement into high gear. Like the bastard he is. Soon he gained a country-wide following and had money pouring in from the faithful by the buckets, and of course it all went straight to his head. Hence why it’s a TV now as punishment. That’s when he began exploiting his pulpit, believing himself a prophet, staying with his wife only to maintain their image, buying houses and toys and cars all with parishioner’s money, staying awake for days on cocaine and coming back down with barbiturates, the whole nine yards.
It eventually caught up to him when his followers tried to commit a mass murder/suicide in his name, and a lengthy court appeal didn’t really smooth over their new reputation as a dangerous cult. Which is so unfair. It wasn’t like he told them to go all Old Testament, buuut… it’s not like his message was that far off from it either. Idiots. From then on, he started overworking, overthinking, and overdoing the whole thing right into the ground. His wife left him, he lost a ton of money in legal fees, and he had to hire protection now to keep up with the death threats from angry loved ones of his devotees. All the stress and resentment drove him into religious fanaticism, and his sermons just got more and more ego-driven and manic, asking for larger tithes and claiming it would be help him work the Lord’s magic even faster. He eventually was killed by a hit put out on him by an up and coming newer cult- ironically a spinoff of his original one- proving that he was very much mortal, but his faithful followers still believed he was a messiah of some kind.
And that’s because- in his haze of drugs and self-destruction- he believed he was one too. He was sure that what he was doing was for all the Right Reasons, even if the methods were unorthodox. But hey- even Jesus flipped tables and rebelled against the Romans, so who’s to say his path is any less holy? He was SURE that he’d still be getting a ticket to Heaven, despite some minor setbacks…
So you can imagine his rage when he very much woke up in Hell.
All his hard work, all his devotion, all his MONEY- for what?? Damned to live with a TV instead of his beautiful face and nothing to show for his decades of faith??
What the fUCK??
It was then that he realized God was the biggest scam of all and immediately renounced his faith, spending the first few years of demonhood sinning and drinking as much as possible. He had no idea how to cope with it all, and saw no point to trying, really. What good is having a TV head when you can barely stand the thought of using it- just a constant reminder of the empire you left crumbing behind you.
And that’s when he met Alastor.
Now here was someone else cursed by his favorite medium and a deer form that boasted anything but the predator he saw himself as- only this man was anything but deterred by it. The Radio Demon’s broadcasts may have terrorized everyone else in Hell, but they invigorated something deep inside Vox. Something he hasn’t felt since his first televised sermon… something like worship.
He had to seek him out.
This then ties in perfectly with his one-sided crush/obsession with Al, their doomed stint at friendship, and the impending rejection he receives at the end. AGAIN. First God, now Alastor…? You’d think that second blow would reduce him into an even greater depression than before, but instead, it flips a switch inside him. That’s when Vox decides ENOUGH. He’s done pandering, he’s done negotiating, he’s done elevating anyone else above himself. And why should he?? If anything HE should be the one on that pedestal, HE should be the only one to get credit for all HIS deeds…
HE should be God.
And dammit, if he can’t join the original up in Heaven, why not try to become one down in Hell?
The rest is canon as we know it, but I just really realllllly love the idea of ex-Christian Vox, and all the disillusionment religious trauma can bring. He went straight from communion to capitalism, and I like that in my hell-bound guys. I will def be using this as his canon backstory for my AU with Claude, bc I needed to bring even more conflicted suffering and RSD to this character before I can truly ship them together hahaa.
And…. despite what his real backstory actually is…. this is the only one I subscribe to now. 😈
ALSO:
TELL ME THIS ISN’T HIM!!??!??? HELP. CREEPY HANDSOME IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO FOR THIS CURSED TV MAN I HAVE DECLARED IT SO PLS ADJUST YOUR FANART ACCORDINGLY.
Anyway, thanks for coming to my TED talk I’m going to go rot in my hole now thinking of more hcs for this akskshagaga-
#I've done it#I’ve cracked the code everyone#he’s now appropriately babygirl evil#think frollo without the genocide#and the personality of hades#mmmm what a man#vox hazbin hotel#televangelist vox#religious trauma vox#atheist vox#cult leader vox#1950’s tv cults#backstory hcs#claude x vox#hazbin hotel#the v’s hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#canon divergence#but I like it more#plotting#rotting#thotting
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Angels’ trueforms in their most memorable moments [26/?] - Nephilim fetus: regular nephil, sired by a regular angel (above) and Jack, sired by Lucifer (below)
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#NEW ONE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES!!! I TOLD YALL I WASN'T DONE WITH THIS!!!#SO sorry it took so long. i still can't control my artblocks. but i've had this idea for so long#spn#spnart#spn art#mine.caro#ok so. explanation time. cracking my knuckles. i haven't done this in so long ahhhh#so i HAD to do nephilim eventually. of course. and the key thing about them is they're the children of angels and humans#and i figured i'd start with a fetus bc that's the nephil version of the angel factory settings. and that needed a shape like the AFS did#it felt right to go with a sphere. and after the nephil is born and becomes a more distinct individual etc the spheres unravel in different#ways. some open up like pillbugs (woodlouse? i never know the right name). others sprout like seeds. others spiral out. the possibilities#are endless hehe. and the sphere had to have a mix of angel trueform and human soul. which i've been coding so far as the black and white#trueforms and collages. so that was settled. but that couldn't be it bc it's not just one and the other. they're integrated in one thing#so. for the regular nephil i filled out some cells in black like angel trueforms and others with collages. in the trueforms cells#and it's Earthly Things like plants and body parts and fruits and animals water and the sky and rocks etc. and a bigger solid collage block#that's just body parts. so specifically human stuff. AND THEN i took that sphere (well circle) and cut it up and kintsugi'ed it with#angel grace. feels like a way to go to represent nephil. and then i added the angel wheels to look like a sort of proto version of AFS#and that's regular nephil. for jack he had to be different bc lucifer nephil is thee antichrist. it's different. so i followed the samelogi#but based on the lucifer trueform instead of AFS. so i painted the solid black with alcohol-based markers so i could smudge it with alcohol#and then added the collage bits (more from a fitness magazine than a fashion magazine i used for the other one. gets a more aggressive vibe#i think. more flexed muscles) and painted the chaotic smoke cloud over it. and then i did the same kintsugi process. i was gonna do it in#silver but figured it made no sense. it should be the same. and the black and gold look cool#and what else. regular nephil has a rosary-like umbilical cord! emerging from one of the poles of the sphere so to speak#and jack has none :// partly bc i forgot at first kfjg but then i didn't go back to add it bc i feel that matches fetus jack's situation#considering it's an angel grace umbilical cord#and i think that's it!#these aren't up on the stores yet but im gonna add them now#hope they're worth the wait. if anyone was waiting for more#Trueforms
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i'm sorry, this has nothing to do with sp or my fics, but i just need y'all to know that i accidentally liked too many posts about death note on here bc i was rewatching it and now my tumblr dash is all fucked up
#nina speaks#like no sp#no writer girl stuff#just death note#also yes its my comfort anime no i dont want to hear it#i am a femcel maidenless girlfail red flag but let me live#the L shrine wall in my old apartment was...Frightening#but no this is so funny how do i fix this#i was watching it yesterday and looking stuff up#and now lsdkhkdsfhldfh yes i need to go to jail#i fear jersey would not need the death note#he is the death note bitch#ravenstan would be like WOAH SICK NOTEBOOK#and accidentally kill someone or his handwriting would be so illegible that no one would die actually i am crying#im gonna be honest why is ravenstan a little misa misa coded#in his lil slut-tee gothic emo boy outfits w/ the blonde hair#which makes sense bc kenny is giving shinigami energies anyways and is always looking out for him...LISTEN#the mackeys lackeys crew could crack the kira case i bet#i'm done now this was self indulgent n embarrassing nina lore but its true and if ur wondering why i'm not answering later#i am probably watching dn...so sorry everyone
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I think Cedric and Calamus should be friends and join the club of teenagers with way too much weight on their shoulders because holy shit they deserve good things.
I mean, one of those small details that I always felt were kind of sad was that line Cedric has about not knowing Calamus or Alula... which makes sense in a way, because it was the Author who knew them better. And yet both Cedric and Calamus feel close in age and have similar personalities I am genuinely surprised they weren't friends.
And now considering their circumstances... Both of them need to be the proactive sibling, ready to react to situations that are beyond what teens like them should be doing.
We... never get told what happened to Rachis, although context probably tells us he was one of the NPCs lost to the squares. But even if Calamus and Alula were not aware of that truth, they're both still functionally orphans, and Calamus has made it his responsibility to make sure Alula is okay because she is all he has left.
Cedric is one of the few people aware of being in a simulation, and this by itself is already really isolating. Cedric is also the one responsible for... pretty much ensuring that Niko made it to the city and fulfilled their mission, having to make up plans as he goes. Not to mention the knowledge that his father is gone for good now, and the grief that is tied to it.
And besides all of this, I just really think that these two are alike in personality. Both are really polite, hardworking and responsible. The only big differences are their sets of skills and that Cedric is more willing to take risks on the spot, while I feel like Calamus would be more cautious in his place.
But gosh they could be good friends.
#oneshot game#cedric#calamus#analysis#i am not the most skilled writer but boy do i wanna do something about this yknow#Something something i wonder if Rachis and the Author had a similar dynamic at some point#Oh. another aspect im considering too as a bit of a crack theory. or a way to get some conflict potential#like. we know the cedric we meet is technically a robot.#my personal take on that is that he is made from code and contains as many memories as the original cedric was able to transfer#but when it comes to have actually experienced those things... our cedric knows those are memories. but are not /his/ own. in a way.#calamus and alula have memories that were coded in them but without awareness of their situation they see all of that as real#but cedric knows he is code and thus. he has existed inside. but whatever came before was the memories he inherited but not his own actions#so he recognizes those names. but is actually not sure he really knows them the same way his memories know them#and cannot guarantee he can be the friend they have known him as. because he is who cedric was#but also his own thing#this is a mess to explain but do u see what i mean#like how real he sees himself and how real the future ahead is and who he is aaslkfja#ok im done with my break ignore this rambling. this probably makes no sense.#im just figuring out how i wanna write characters#fic: write your own path forward#< for personal organization
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me wobbling constantine llike laminated paper: ooooo you are so starved for approval and too proud to ever voice it and too afraid you'll never get it so you throw yourself full-body at the worst problems humanity and hell can conjure up and make yourself look at the things that you know will haunt you because you think if you manage to win on a dramatic enough scale then maybe you'll at least earn some approval after you're dead, oooooo
#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#i've cracked the fucking code i've figured it out#john: i did not ask to be the problem-solver but while i'm already HERE let me burn myself down at both ends to fix it. no reason why#thinking about how even when he knew & accepted his dad was shitty & abusive he still tried desperately to earn his love#even After his father was killed he still tried to appease the old fucker and still felt awful leaving him in hell (where he BELONGED)#thinking about how he is always trying to solve his friends' problems for them as quickly & easily as possible#or placing himself in a leadership role when working with members of the magic community. especially the rich ones#like he needs to prove that he does belong with them and is worthy of being listened to#he is so Starved for validation for all he has done and gone through and sacrificed and he will always be trying to fill that void#i'm still so busy don't perceive me. but do perceive This bc i'm thinking about it Endlessly#( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN.#( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.
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What if there’s like,,,a spell that can revert you back into a child, and they child-ify Belos and have him play with the collector
#this is my silliest theory yet#but like#problem solved#collector gets a playmate#Belos can’t be threatening anymore and also gets a new brother figure#and collector probably won’t hold a grudge because he want betrayed by KID Belos#he was betrayed by old crusty Belos#I’ve done it guys I’ve cracked the code#toh#the owl house#emperor belos#the collector#sprinkles dont look#shut tf up jules
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DAREDEVIL 01x04 In the Blood
#daredevil#daredeviledit#marveledit#anatoly ranskahov#veles taxi#a sword day a red day#i think i finally cracked the code on coloring this scene#i love this scene so much#all the little details like this one#anatoly twirling the rib bone around in the background#like he almost can't believe what he's seeing#but then there's that little change in expression#almost a smile#when it hits him what his brother's done#and what it means#one way or another they're getting out of here
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ive heard that mariana's been on minecraft smps before but he never did like serious lore? he just liked to hang out with his friend and build so i wonder what he would do if he was presented with this (code?) juanaflippa
#💬 one new message#very curious what he would have done#ik hes currently at vidcon but im so curious what he would do!!#i highkey really want slime to tell him or something so he logs on and the admins code!flippa his ass#i want her to give him quests and he woudl go around doing them like he use to with flippa#i want to know if hes think thats his actual daughter#he doesnt know about the codes#he doesnt know about the cracks or anything#thats his daughter#you cant take her from him again#it doesnt matter that shes a little (a lot) different#he still loves her#he misses her#shes back#thats all that matters
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Yes! Get him!!
#//this is so silly#//i like it fbndjfgngj#//lambda ruins broly's night part (???)#//idk if hes actually done that before but regardless#//this is goofy#glitchy coding {crack}#just peeking! {dash commentary}
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4000% the RotBTFD kids
in library. talkin about thanksgiving. librarian is asking the kids what they eat, trying to lead them towards thanksgiving food & its like pulling teeth. asking what they pour on mashed potatoes. one kid says Rocks. librarian is like “im thinking of something that starts with GR and its brown” and another kid raises her hand & im like ok this girls on top of everything shes got this. & she goes “gorilla sauce”
#Jack is the kid saying he puts rocks on his potatoes#Anna is the one who says 'gorilla sauce' with no trace of jest#like she's done it she's cracked the code she's figured it out#rotbtd#rotbtfd
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Follytober Day 19: Library
#a page from agatha's spellbook a drawing of a place from his past The Stygian Archive#he would have my head for drawing the stygian for library but so be it ive wanted to draw it for ages but normally avoid buildings#the text is translated into infernal script and is text i originally wrote because a party member got a glimpse at this page#it was somnia and he did an insane int check to crack the code so he got some fun messages#sorry ive missed some days but unfortunately this was obviously not a project that meant I could do more than one today#the actual drawing was done traditionally with a single fineliner#my art#follyfools#dnd#vervale#agatha ironheart first of the lineage#follytober
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if there's anything I've learned from working this job its that u have to be a bit of an email suckup to get ppl to do what you want
#like ive always had a polite professional email tone but politeness isnt enough by itself#u have to sound wildly enthusiastic + desperately grateful before theyve even done whatever ur asking + generous with the smileys/!s#hence why even tho i emailed the wrong guy abt this request he not only replied in less than an hour letting me know but also#printed it himself and left his desk to take it all the way down to warehouse for me. the power of a well timed 😊#usually they just ignore emails but ive finally cracked the code#AND before 9am too!! goddamn#.diaries
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tired asf but im this close to snapping and finally drawing watanuki as this
#genuinely i wasnt expecting it at first but its one of my favourite choreo+mv+songs of all time#its like crack its crazy#the outfirs feel very high school angst watanuki idk he suits that sakamichi/neutral formal akb uniform type#i like that the concept is literally clubs but with simple uses of effects or unreal seeming stuff like quiet magic#the cooking club with all the floating veggies!!!#the ikebana with the flowers all blooming at once!!!#the swimming club rep standing on top of the water!!!#the going home club girl surrounded by fireworks on the bridge...#its so seamlessly good#the choir scene at the end is so impressive#the way it transitions into the dance from hitomis expression.....heavenly???#its like mv porn. i mean this in the most sfw way possible the mv has an addictive crazy good quality#the song having that feeling of 'im so close yet so far#'should i be plain should i be myself what has loving you done to change who i am right now in the present#i like the vibe of like well its been a bunch of missed connections but ive done some soul searching and ill make sure that message hits#just fucking incredible all round#its kinda douwata coded not really but im obsessed with the song so it goes in the ship playlist by default#if it doesnt fit ill MAKE it fit
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