#he's bi coded

[rubberduckyrye]

The intense desire to write up a whole essay about how Wanderer is coded to be the quintessential Abused Queer Kid experience is rising--

[mercymaker]

𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐍 ⋆ the spider's pet 🕷️

[cultofcipher]

Genuinely confused towards people taking the dating/love parts of The Book of Bill 100% seriously as if Bill's telling the truth there (he's not) and tagging him as aroace???

Several times throughout the book we see his exes names scratched out, he denies dating a howling void only for it later to be confirmed that yes, he totally was. Bloody Mary is his ex. This guy HAS dated people seriously in the past. I say seriously because from the tone he uses towards Bloody Mary ghosting him (pun intended) and how he calls love "pointless" that he's been the one getting dumped and is now VERY BITTER ABOUT IT (cause he's the epitome of pettiness).

Bill is at the very least not aromantic. And he doesn't really comment towards being asexual or having an aversion to that either.

BUT YOU KNOW WHO HAS BEEN LITERALLY IMPLIED TO BE AROACE IN THE BOOK????

FORD!!!!!!!! FORD IS RIGHT THERE AND YET PEOPLE ARE SOMEHOW SKIPPING OVER HIM TO INCORRECTLY LABEL BILL AS THE ONE WHO'S AROACE

I honestly can't wrap my head around it. Like guys is it a favoritism thing towards Bill or what cause if you want ace representation then I'm sorry but the odds aren't in the triangle's favor meanwhile Ford is giving the most ace coding out of probably every character in Gravity Falls.

[respectthepetty]

Jack & His Colors Burdens

I have a Wild Ass Theory that Jack in Jack & Joker is bi-colored, black and blue.

Joke is red. I know this for sure.

But I think Jack would just be blue if he got away from his dark mafia-style job.

Because when he doesn't have to beat people up and take their money, he does seem to be a tad bit lighter.

But I think episode eight showed that if Jack would just let Joke carry some of his burden, Joke would gladly lighten Jack's worries and color.

Because, even with rich Rose, Jack doesn't stay light for long.

Because she doesn't understand his worries. She doesn't get why he would be upset. She doesn't understand why Jack invests so much of himself in taking care of other people and their burdens instead of being selfish.

But Joke does.

I mentioned this before, but even in the game, Jack didn't pick himself.

Jack is blue (and black), and Joke is red.

But even in the game, even though Jack didn't pick himself, when Jack had to trust a thief in his house and hope they'd become friends,

He banked on his relationship with Joke, and picked Joke.

His relationship with Joke helped him win the game.

Yet he hasn't actually put his trust in Joke in real life! He doesn't let Joke carry his burdens even though Joke is the one who got him the gym and his grandmother's surgery moved up.

Jack tries to solve everything himself, and he never prioritizes himself!

Joke comes from a rich family, but he understands what it means to be alone and to have nobody to depend on. But more importantly, he understands that Jack would take on the entire world's burdens if that meant nobody else had to suffer.

So, of course, the bed issue would be the final straw for Joke.

Because as much as this argument began about Rose, none of this is about Rose.

Joke never wanted to be a burden for Jack. Joke wanted to help lighten Jack's burdens. He wanted to rescue Jack from his deal with the boss. He wanted to give Jack his dream, but he can't help if Jack won't let him. And he can't take on Jack's darkness if Jack won't open up about his secrets.

So the last portion of episode eight was a color-coded delight! Joke is Jack's equal. Joke takes what Jack cannot handle, and Joke gives Jack back lightness. They need each other for balance.

Joke, without a blanket, exposed, and his face being seen, has been open and honest with Jack since he came back into Jack's life, but now it's time for Jack, with the blanket on and facing away, to be honest and vulnerable.

Jack isn't magically going to be lighter because his burdens won't evaporate overnight.

But by allowing Joke in and letting Joke help carry some of the weight he has been trying to hold up all his life, I think Jack will start to lighten up.

But first, a Red Rascal has to do what he does best and lighten the pockets of the wealthy.

[deancasforcutie]

a very happy Destiel Decennial to the jilted lover what team is he playing for beef jerky and menthols episode! anyway Dean and Cas fucked in the first episode of the guy who made them canon 😌

[herrlichersonnigertag]

Do the tumblrinas know about Le Nozze di Figaro (1786, Mozart/Da Ponte)

[quantum1mmortality]

Not enough soft bi han fics. Idc if it's ooc I need more soft bi han fics. Look at this man, you're telling me he wouldn't have the BIGGEST sweet spot for his gf? You're probably right but I'd still like to think he would so fuck off

[aroaceleovaldez]

Something something Jason feeling like he doesn't quite fit as "Greek" or "Roman" as a metaphor for bisexuality, particularly the semi-canonical bi-coding in his half of experiences during the Cupid scene and how Favonius and Cupid speak to him in parallel to the scenes confirming Nico is gay.

Something something the camps as metaphors for traditionally acceptable forms of relationships and Nico living as a rogue outside of them, rejecting expectation (ergo in himself representing a metaphor of queer identity and living outside of boxes and defined/usually hetero-allonormative/binary ideas of what love/relationships should look like) versus Jason struggling with the expectation to conform to a label and even discussing with Nico both of them remaining at CHB together.

Something something the inverse of Jason shifting away from the camps after he breaks up with Piper, feeling lost and unable to find a place between the camps as he begins to explore his queer identity properly for the first time versus Nico only remaining at CHB because he has entered a relationship. In this essay I will-

[thatonecroc]

this is kinda funny as fuck INSTAGRAM JUST DOESNT UNDERSTAND HIS 90s SWAG 💔

[sharksandsquirrelsandsnakes-ohmy]

Stiles, having been kidnapped again: And, honestly, that's why I'm scared to ship any two Star Wars characters ever again before seeing their family tree. I mean, I don't want the franchise to end up like Game of Thrones— dying of incest-born diseases and poor write—

Kidnapper: DO YOU EVER SHUT UP???

Stiles: No really, no. Maybe if I'm unconscious but I've been told I talk in my sleep too—

Kidnapper: Shut up!

Kidnapper: Fuck this. This isn't worth the money. Get out!

Stiles, having already untied his own restaints: Man, I thought it was going to take you longer to let me go. Didn't even get to all the Percy Jackson characters being cousins.

[henfox]

tabby: [timmy's] not even a person. -> or, timmy andrews + liminality in THE CRAFT LEGACY (2020)

[bugsbenefit]

genuinely still baffled by the "they don't need to address Mike's sexuality, all that matters is that he's in love with Will" crowd. especially when people say it who claim to care about Mike's character (when you could also just say you don't really care for that part of the show, which would be fine, no one cares about all characters/arcs)

because Surely you realize how him being gay or bi would change his entire character, right. whether he's attracted to girls or not would change the way all his actions up until now are to be interpreted. not even making a statement on his sexuality here, this is generally speaking

if he was actually attracted to El you'd have to address when and why he suddenly stopped loving El since in fiction "it just happened" isn't usually a satisfying answer to breaking a multi season couple up. Why is Will it for him? he's been acting weird for ages so when did he realize? and what made it click he fell out of love with El for good? you'd have to give some explanation for why he was able to proclaim his love for El accidentally in s3 and then fail to do it in the same season while looking uncomfortable with kissing her and so on since his pov was so majorly withheld

if he's not attracted to girls his arc in s5 needs to focus more on comphet and how dating El affected him/why he felt he couldn't break up with her/homophobic attitude in his surrounding slash Hawkins. or the idea of platonic and romantic love in general. there would be no how he got from point A(El) to point B(Will), like what the focus of a bi!Mike s5 arc would have to be on to explain what happened, but a focus on how he ended up at point A in the first place and why he was stuck there/how it affected him

and even core moments of the series would have entirely different meanings depending on if he's attracted to girls. "it's not my fault you don't like girls" being a peak example. if he's gay it's easy to explain it with projection. if he IS attracted to girls though it would read as a much more intentional (even if blurted out) act of homophobia, since it would be him pointing something out that Will genuinely does (not liking being around girls) but he himself can't relate to

and that's all just the surface level differences. Mike being attracted to girls or not being attracted to girls would give his arc an entirely different focus in s5. AS WELL as make his past actions have entirely different meanings. the idea that "it doesn't matter for his character" is so insanely wrong it's wild how many people confidently peddle it

[moonstarsandspacedust]

I just started the fires of heaven and I’m obsessed with how Rand:

1) shows next to no interest in the various women coming onto him

2) sees a naked woman and his only thought is “wow she’s sunburned”

3) has multiple homoerotic encounters

And then describes a man as “probably attractive to women”. In conclusion: Robert Jordan was a coward.

[michaelnotwheeler]

btw swearing trigger warning ig

Those who ship Chandler and Joey from Friends, I beg of you, PLEASE rewatch s2 ep2 somewhere closer to the end, there’s the scene where Joey comes back to the apartment at night and he’s wearing the cowboy outfit, and has this funny scene with Chandler, anyway it’s super gay because first: pay attention to Chandlers initial reaction, secondly: when Joey walks over to the counter,

CHANDLER FUCKING CHECKS HIM OUT.

MULTIPLE TIMES.

Lastly: it’s just very homosexual please rewatch I think your day might be better :)

(Sorry this was longer than it needed to be)

[henry-fox-biggest-stan]

When Piper (lesbian) broke up with Jason she told him than she thought she actually liked girls.

Jason, confused, asked her about it, because obviously she liked girls. Girls were amazing. Who wouldn’t like them? He’s just confused as to why that’s the reason she’s breaking up with him. If she wanted to end things, he would respect it, but that reason didn’t really make sense to him.

Piper, repeated herself and told him than she thought she only liked women. And Jason was a man. So it couldn’t work out. But than she would love to still be friends.

Jason, even more confused now, is like?? Piper only likes girls?? But everybody likes everyone?? Not just one gender specifically??

Anyway this is how Jason discovers he’s bisexual

[bisexualfagdyke]

RIP Charles Rowland you would've loved Alex Claremont Diaz