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i genuinely think this is how he would approach u at a party
#just drunk as shit#flirty as hell#that cocky ass walk ugh#i love him#why does he actually seem drunk here am i going crazy#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#sturniolo triplets
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there is a very specific image in my head of early-mid 20’s iwaizumi hajime
#iwaizumi x reader#and he’s the guy taking on an internship in his senior year with minimum load for his classes#bc he’s planned it all out since starting college#you see him in parties because he has the time & he works so hard it’s only right he plays hard too#every time you lock eyes he gives you a small smile#there’s an air about him that isn’t cocky but isn’t too shy; a comfort that settles into his skin like he’s sure of who he is#—of what he wants & it definitely isn’t hauling up his drunk friends and a few acquaintances up his car#but some of them are your friends and you’re helping him so maybe it isn’t so bad#he drops you off with your roommate and you rarely see him after#until you spot him at some bar (again) and he’s wearing a tight fitting polo (it’s his uniform you later notice)#it’s a year or two after your graduation and when you lock eyes across the room there’s something so familiar yet wholly different#he’s confident now & maybe a little flirty too when he tells you he’s working as an assistant to shadow one of his mentors#you catch up for the rest of the night and your friends have long since gone ahead#he still knows what he wants and it’s to bring you home—not that way (not yet); you’re a little suspicious because#you know there’s /something/ but he drives you home like a gentleman. without really trying anything (and maybe part of you wishes he did)#it’s iwaizumi though and he knows what he wants—to ask you out properly (one he’s been thinking about since chance encounters in uni)#and he’s hoping that when he asks you can tell just how much he likes you#hajime#i want him so bad im crying#there is a whole workd of backstory to this but i got lazy typing it#shotorus.bubble
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Get away from me
#fields of mistria#fom#fom adeline#fom march#March the reason we don't talk during the week is because you're mean to me and I hate you#im sorry i feel like march has a lot of content in the game already either bc he was a favorite of the developers#or they (correctly) predicted that he was going to be popular#but it kind of makes me feel like the game is trying to push me towards him and i do not care for that#from the amount of events he gets featured in to how often NPCs are like 'no he's nice deep down!'#to him getting more overtly flirty dialogue when drunk & being framed as my rival#yknow all that#you are NOT my rival march you are an insignificant little blight on my life#my rival is Valen because it should be ME in a situationship with a condescending femme who i win over with my good heart#art
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its in the folder 📁
#his eyeesss… his EEEYYYESSSS#mhm get all relaxed n drunk and see what happens#hes such a flirty drunk too#i wanna see him out in the wild#plastered drunk stumbling around relying on strangers to hold him up right#little does he know (i drgged him!!!!!!!)#i could only imagine w his gambling addiction#how fucking drunk he gets playing slot machines like the old man he is#kim i hope u fucked him good after this <3#dick hurts bye#j#WATCH NOW!
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The most unconditionally soft and caretaking anyone ever was to me, it was a cis man.
#tldr I got messy drunk at a party#and he sat with me and let me lean on him for hours#while I held a bucket to vomit in#and then he walked me 40 min home#I was still identifying as a cis woman at the time#and I was a little bit flirty with him and he did absolutely nothing back#and he never brought any of it up again after that night#mayank you don’t seem the type to have a tumblr#but if you do I just want you to know that meant so much to me#campost#male positivity#positive masculinity#healthy masculinity
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Valentine and their Friend, Jacquerie
#they are friends#one time jacque was drunk and a little flirty and valentine has filed that exchang away under things that they dont care to examine further#lol#he is a fave npc of mine#clare's art#dnd#dungeons and dragons#cleric#tiefling#aasimar
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i am finally done with this
colorless ver below
#dayshift at freddys#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#dsaf art#dsaf fanart#dsaf henry#henry dsaf#this took me longer than a full piece would 😭#why does drawing take so much time. this is approximately 25 hours you're seeing#art is crazy#i am SO glad i'm finally finished w/ this goodness gracious#first time that i've been consistently drawing#also i really thought about the flirty one and i just don't think it can happen#there's no scenario where he would be willing to do that#the drunk one is easy#shotout to charles miller (loser)
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Harry talking with Stanley Tucci in the audience at the Brits 2023, hugging him, kissing his cheeks (as hello), and kissing his hand.
A reminder that the real Harry is extremely affectionate and soft with the people he cares for.
#god#drunk harry#stanley tucci#brits 2023#harry styles is a clingy babie#harry is an angel#flirty harry#he's full on adopted italian customs#what a difference between this and the grammys#here he's hugging n kissing everyone#there he fist bumped everyone#day and night#the real harry styles#harry is a softie
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One of the parts about being someone who gets into situations is that I will let a situation interfere with any type of good time. Like I totally would have and could have gone home with that butch
#He was like 20 years older than me and we live in the same city as me and bought me manyyy drinks and was so flirty#And a bottom like we had soo much potential wtf why did I ruin my own night???#Having such a grumpy day#They had single cigarettes in their pocket and they were like oh I don't smoke they are just in case if someone wants a drunk cig omggg?
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Just had the worst idea for a crackship ever
Spamton x Starlo
#deltarune#undertale yellow#spamton#starlo#uty starlo#if I have to think about it then you people do too#just hear me out guys. Spamton is drinking his (remaining) life away at a bar after losing his job and house#then boom. beautiful cowboy walks through the door#either that or a very drunk Starlo starts hardcore flirting with him (I hc that he’s a flirty drunk)
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Bush being drunk and in love is taken to Hornblower's cot by him and declares Hornblower is the best man in the world, then Hornblower grins down at him while Bush sways in the cot C.S. Forester what the fuck
#this book!!!#i wish the show covered this scene#s2 barely covered all the Bush moments in this book#also more drunk Bush#he's cute and flirty#currently reading
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The guy
#but he's a lil bit drunk#and somewhat flirty (?)#idk man#drew this at 1 am#the doraemons#ザ•ドラえもんズ#doraemonzu#wang dora#also thanks to @extremesmarts#they posting doraemons art made me want to start making art of these guys again#also#sorry for the quality of the pictures#I'm not good at taking pictures and my phone doesn't have the greatest camera#tried to correct the colors a little but still#it looks better in person#star art#traditional art#pencil art
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i really hope i’m experiencing the start of something new. this is just like high school musical
#i went on a really good date last week and we’ve been texting all day for 5 days straight#and last night i got drunk and told them i wanted to kiss them and he said he wanted to kiss me too and we’ve been super flirty and-#-it’s been making my days so much better#just smiling at my phone the whole time#we’re going out again on wednesday and it can’t come fast enough!#phoenix talks
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truly nothing like the girl i had a crush on in college (and in two separate conversations i suspected it might be mutual) posting from the beaches concert that leandra is an icon and also i found out s few days ago she and her bf just broke up
#what do i DO#in case it's not clear talking about leandra means she is in fact bi this is akin to drunk girl from party posting about chappell#(gayer actually bc everyone's loving chappel now)#the answer is that i like the leandra post and do nothing else and i wait longer than i did w my ex after her breakup#(though i was still waiting she's the one who started things) but regardless. going insane here !!!!!!#shes a tattoo artist now and she did one of mine and i had some completely unfounded hopes for that day until i found out about the bf#but now that it's over...............#vie#fuck it her name is dani her tattoo account is dose.of.dot#wait i actually am coincidentally about to make the slightest move bc my next ig post of my scrapbooking style photo dump catch up includes#the day i got the tattoo and i'll be tagging her#open to ideas to makey caption the slightest bit flirty somehow?? probably wont do it#it was going to be 'november 2022: new tattoo by @dose.of.dot 🖤 and uoft engineering tour with matt (he starts this fall!'#i was deciding between the heart and 🌿 bc the tattoo is literally that but the black heart is kind of her thing#wait. i just went on her ig again and we have the same favourite emoji it seems bc she has her name as Dani✨ and i changed mine bc i was#annoyed that john associated it w me but mine used to be sierra✨#........i think im gonna change it back it's not obvious enough that she'd think it's weird right? it literally used to be that for ages#im doing it#ok i did it and i'll make the post tomorrow and that's all
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all of the friend group knows bryce is completely whipped. btw. it is a running joke bc as confident and flirty as this bitch is if jensen is in a room he Will find him in less than 20 seconds. they catch him staring All the time. like he is well and truly losing the unbothered king competition
#jensen is winning#he doesnt give a fuck#ever#from the outside looking in it def looks like bryce just follows jensen around and for some reason jensen doesnt tell him to fuck off#that is not the case but lemme tell you thats what most people assume#the best part tho is when the friend group actually sees jensen#esp tipsy jensen#get all chatty and flirty w bryce and then theyre like wtf happened. whats going on.#chatty tipsy jensen is my fav <3 like wdym hes leaning in closer to talk to bryce#and keeps touching his arm but esp his bicep.#jensen isnt even a flirty drunk hes just not constantly worried ab everything all the time and cant consciously Not do anything 'weird'#so he will happily yap and flirt w bryce#tho wine drunk jensen is usually a flirty one. he is All over bryce and is touching him in some shape or form the whole time#anyway.#bryce lahela × jensen valentine
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BHASKAR "BENNY" CHANDA as A GLADIATOR will NOT be participating
Benny is a lazy fuck and he uses Halloween to dress in a little as physically possible without looking unnecessary skimpy. The sword is plastic and he loses it before the party even starts. He's thought of shaving his hear off, but in the end he was too lazy for even that... or too drunk... or too sad. Who knows.
#bennymuse#anchortask04#crude tw#body image tw#do I tag that even for a drawing? yes#Benny totally doing the body builder thing to look even more ripped for the costume x) so maybe he's not THAT lazy#will be drunk and flirty most of the evening until he sees Mei then he'll be drunk and sad
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