#he's a favorite at the petting zoo ig

[befuddled-calico-whump]

for the menagerie AU: Someone grabbing Benji by his rabbit ears and dragging him on the floor like that

[isaacswhy]

dating isaac & yumi hc's? 👀🙏

dating isaac & yumi hcs

chill chaos. like they go from chilling in your room one minute to yelling because something got them in a mood to debate

these two are genuinely really smart but when you put them together they are. so fucking stupid

you try to keep them on task if they need to do smth but it always ends in you guys doing literally nothing productive

the two tall boys of tgc. isaac and blake are both over six foot so there's probably a height difference going on here

cuddles. blake is less cuddly but loves it anyways. he won't usually go out of his way to cuddle but he's so down if you initiate it

isaac on the other hand BEGS to cuddle. comes in your room like "baby can we lay in bed and watch tiktoks :("

sometimes blake walks in on a cuddle sesh and just casually joins without saying a word

other times it starts as them both cuddling you and then somehow they're cuddling each other? neither of them say a word abt it

literally they both eat so much. you wonder how their combined doordash spending hasn't put them in debt (they are both dashpass members)

sitting in one of their rooms and they just go 'oh hey i ordered us food' like ??? okay sure

when it's the three of you the feasts are legendary. literally nothing goes to waste because they have an innate ability to smash food like it's nobody's business

so they both like quality time and physical affection but their TRUE love language as a poly couple is gift giving but it's just food giving

the munchies are insane

if it's your thing, the three of you get high together quite frequently. it's nothing too much but you just have some edibles that either isaac or blake bought and chill

although none of you are really vloggers there's constant content on your ig stories of each other doing random shit

every few months you and isaac fill some random part of blake's room with plastic balls. it's tradition

if you choose to be in your gym arc you have a bf for it. if you choose to be in your lazy arc you have a bf for it. perfect halves

dinner dates are most common but also they do like a good clothes shopping trip. it's mostly isaac but

blake likes to take you (and isaac) to obscure places he finds in town. abandoned malls, petting zoos, cat cafes, you name it

they are also both amazon impulse buyers. both blake and isaac will randomly come to your room with a giant box and it's some random shit like a barbie dreamhouse

both of them like when you play with their hair. you sometimes nag isaac about getting his hair cut but it's fun when it's long

you tell blake not to cut his hair and when he inevitably does you and isaac both clown on him for looking like an idiot

the group chat of you three consists of some strange memes and tiktoks. there's not really an explanation to them they just send em

you have seen them actively get into an argument about who wants to go out and get your morning coffee shop order more. like it's a competition or smth

both like to surprise you with things but are terrible at hiding it

blake streams on twitch and you and isaac just chill in the call with him while he games and yells at shit

you both fuel chat and get him upset because you run channel point predictions as to whether he dies or not

they're great bfs.

I LOVED THIS like they're my second favorite i think for poly ships. i hope you like it :D

[whumpurr]

Hi, Zen! I must admit, the way you’ve drawn Wreckx’s bruises is so beautiful… I’m looking forward to seeing him suffering.

By the way, as you can see, I’m a lover for poisons, fevers nosebleeds from an illness and (don’t judge me) emeto sickfics (the more angst, the better :)). Are you intending on making more whumpees? If so, could you please consider making a non-binary whumpee, who gets all sorts of the things from above?

P.S. I’m patiently waiting for the continuation of The Greatest Show :)

Sincerely yours,

Anon with whumperflies.

Hiiii OK so wreckx is literally like my favorite character I've ever made, currently I'm playing him in a shadowrun game but that's gonna be wrapping up in the next few months so I'm gonna be keeping him around here bc I love him so much fksbjxnskz the issue is coming up with a more cohesive story for him.. Tho ig I don't have to, he could just float around hehe

That's also the thing with making a new whumpee I've got a few on the back burner but I just don't know what kind of direction I wanna take their stories in!!

The ones I've got in my head are

Pet whumpee in a zoo (male, he/him)

Human whumpee, thinks they're a robot. Meant to come into carus' story at a later date maybe? (any pronouns)

Wreckx, who's my shit head hacker man (male, he/him)

I think I have more soooomewhere but those are the ones who have at least Something written for

Also I also really love sick fics and emeto gksbxksbd the only reason they haven't come up more is just bc I know it's a major dislike for some ppl and idk what the kind of demand for that type of stuff is, but knowing that I have at least one follower interested in it... Who knows 👀👀 maybe it'll make more of an appearance!

I coooould put some more of that into the greatest show, bc while I have the main outlines for stuff, I haven't filled in the details. Either way, the greatest show is next on my list of things that'll be updating! I might start cycling thru the greatest show, Adrien and Sawdust, maybe some Carus, maybe other things, I'll try to post something every week! So look out for an update to the greatest show sometime this week!

[fags-and-freaks]

Part 3 time

The fact they dont have more is insane to me. Also will woods in this song.

THEY ONLY HAVE 19K LISTENERS A MONTH?????

THIS SONG IS SO GOOD THATS INSANE

Im pretty sure he was in my top 5 for spotify last year and i found him halfway through the year. If that tells you anything.

"Rex he has 90k" AND HE NEEDS MORE. Sorry one of my favorite artists

4k each month

Part 4 time ig 🧍‍♂️

Im just going through my main playlist dawg I'm not even searching.

By any chance would you like more music recommendations. Because i sure have a lot of artists that have anywhere from 50k listeners a month to just 1k a month.

Always omg??? Give me the under appreciated gems, I love being a hipster. 👀👀

[polarbearaone]

hi hi!! i can't stop thinking abt tendou taking care of reptiles. like at a pet shop or a zoo just 😫 tendou w/ reptiles -🍓

TENDOU loves reptiles!! he definitely likes frogs BUT HIS FAVORITES ARE SNAKES! he hates peoples that exploit snakes for their skin and is part of a charity that helps snakes! he has an informational ig and YouTube channel that is dedicated to his love for reptiles. he likes to take pictures and any profit he makes off his art goes to all the charities he’s a part of! Also you didn’t hear this from me but his favorite snake is named Wakatoshi!!!

[ooops-i-arted]

here’s an idea: the “I missed you so much!” Sentence started but it’s Din and Boga Jr when Din thinks they aren’t being watched

Din angled the Razor Crest further downward, carefully aiming for the makeshift landing pad that had been made just outside the village.  He could already see the kids swarming, little green specks on the landscape spilling out of the house to greet him.  And of course right behind them was their newest acquisition, the gangly young varactyl’s bright yellow and rusty red feathers easily visible even from this distance.

Din sighed.  She - named Boga Jr. by the kids for absolutely no reason he’d been able to decipher - was the reason he’d had to take another job so soon after the last one, now that he had yet another eager mouth to feed.  He hadn’t thought one young animal could eat so much when he gave in to the kids’ begging and rescued her from that shut-down zoo, but Boga Jr. was practically a bottomless pit.

And that wasn’t even getting into all the work a new pet took, because of course the kids couldn’t really manage her, being so much smaller than her.  Din was the one who had to feed her, water her, train her, make sure she was walked, take her outside to shit, and probably more tasks that would pile up until he found somewhere new to rehome her.

He landed the Razor Crest, watching carefully for stragglers, but by now the kids were very good about staying safely away from the ship and clustering around one of their caretakers instead.  Kuiil was holding the rambunctious varactyl by her harness; IG-11 and Winta were herding the kids.  Din hurried through the shutdown sequence and all but ran down to the exit ramp.

A deafening cry of “DAD!” greeted him as the ramp lowered; the green mass ahead barely waited for the ramp to lower completely before swarming up.  Din knelt to greet them all, scooping them up for hugs by the armful, knowing they would be able to sense his huge smile even if they couldn’t see it.  This was always the best part of a job:  coming home and being welcomed back.

The kids were full of information, telling him about every scrape and adventure and incident that had happened over the last three days he’d been gone, the cacophony more than even his helmet’s audio filters could handle.  His eldest firmly lodged himself in the crook of Din’s elbow while several climbed his shoulders and back and legs, the beskar protecting him from most of the claws.  By now even the littlest babies were crawling up to him, carefully shadowed by Winta, cooing and trying to pull themselves up his boots.

“I missed you all so much,” Din finally said when most of them paused to catch a breath.

He got dozens of “we missed you too!”s in return, along with several pleads not to leave again and to play and to come look at various art pieces, block structures, and mud pies.  Din frowned in irritation as Boga Jr. kept squawking louder and louder, straining so hard at her harness she was almost pulling Kuiil over and making it harder to hear his sons.

“It is sunset,” intoned IG-11.  “This is the children’s designated bedtime.”

Din waited for the kids’ loud collective groan to pass before saying, “Yes, it is.”

“I don’t want to go to bed,” grumped Yod’ika, pressing his face into Din’s chest.  “I want to play with you.”

The others echoed their eldest brother.  Din hugged all the ones he was holding and tried to give head pats to everyone else in range.  “I’ll be here tomorrow.  We can play all day then.”

“Aww,” said the kids, turning their big brown eyes on him.

“Tomorrow,” said Din firmly before their adorable expressions could work their magic on him.

Before he could start herding them to the house, there was a loud squawk and Boga Jr. finally broke free from Kuiil, bounding right up to Din.

Din cursed, snatching the babies up before her feet could crush them and jerking away as the feathered face stuck right in his helmet.  The long tail thrashed, nearly getting one of the littler ones, who laughed and toddled away, unconcerned by how close to injury he’d come.  “Down,” Din snapped, trying to stand up.  Boga Jr. jumped at him, aiming for his chest where several of the children were cradled.  “Down,” Din ordered.

“Here, girl,” called Kuiil, and the varactyl bounded back over to Kuiil without trampling any of the children and accepted him reattaching the harness.  “Apologies, but she is strong,” said Kuiil, stroking some of the head feathers that gleamed ruby in the slanting sunlight.  “She will not hurt the little ones, though.  You needn’t fear.”

“Boga Jr. is nice, Daddy,” chirped Yod’ika 22 from somewhere around his foot.

“Papa, I don’t want to go to bed,” whined Yod’ika 17, squirming out of Din’s arm and dropping before Din could catch him.  He landed easily like the kids usually did, but it still worried Din every time.  “Can’t we play just five more minutes?”

He really wanted to be the nice one and say yes.  But Omera had always said a consistent bedtime is for the best, and by now Din had seen evidence of that himself.  So he simply answered, “We will play tomorrow.”

Yod’ika 17 scowled, then said “No!” and bolted.

Din sighed as the kids broke out in cheers as Yod’ika 17 evaded IG-11 and Winta, giggling madly.  Din debated joining the chase.  He knew it was done to gain his attention, and if he did give in he’d have to set down all the ones in his arms and draped over his shoulders, and then they’d run…

Before he could make a decision, Boga Jr. squirmed out of Kuiil’s grasp and bolted after the wayward Yod’ika 17, rapidly bearing down on him, jaws opened wide.

Din had seen those jaws snap a thick tree branch in half and now they were after his son and he couldn’t put all the other kids down in time to get his blaster and -

But the thought wasn’t even finished before Boga Jr. delicately picked up Yod’ika 17 by the neck of his shirt, the little one giggling madly as Boga Jr. calmly trotted over and delivered the boy right to Din’s feet.  Her tail thrashed back and forth happily and Din could almost swear she was grinning at him.

“Good job, Boga Jr.,” said several of the kids, patting her feathers and laughing as she headbutted them, always gently enough to make sure they didn’t so much as stumble.

“The varactyl has proved useful in herding the children,” said IG-11.

“She likes them,” said Winta, scratching Boga Jr.’s head feathers and laughing as the tail gently knocked against her legs.  “And she likes to chase them.”

“Let’s go home, Boga Jr.,” said Yod’ika 17, climbing on the varactyl’s back.  Several of his brothers joined him, and Boga Jr. waited patiently until they were on board before rocketing over to the house, the children laughing wildly and Din reminding himself that that feeling in his chest wasn’t actually a heart attack.

---

Winta was sent off to her own home after helping all the children get inside and Kuiil went off to tend his blurrgs, leaving Din and IG-11 to handle putting 101 children to bed.  By now Din had the process down to a science, and he was glad to fall back into the easy rhythm of wiping away the day’s grime, putting on nightclothes, changing a diaper or herding them to one of the child potties, and then tucking them into the wall of beds or one of the cribs.

Of course it was complicated by the newest resident.  Boga Jr. wanted to help lick the kids clean and physically carry them to and from the bathroom when she wasn’t trying to snatch pajamas out of Din’s hand.  And of course all the mischief riled up the kids tenfold, when bedtime was already always more difficult when Din returned, with every child determined to wring every scrap of attention out of him they could.

But finally everyone was safely tucked in with a favorite toy and IG-11 headed back to Kuiil’s residence.  Din read a book to all of them - shorter than usual because they were running late, but still long enough to ensure there were yawns and drooping eyes by the time he was done - and then one final good night for everyone.  Boga Jr. stayed at his heels the entire time, yapping additions to the book until Din shushed her, and weaving in and out of the babies’ cribs as if determined to check their integrity.  Din held his breath, but her clunking into them didn’t wake anyone up, even finicky Ika’ika.

Finally it was his own turn to get ready for bed, the process slowed by the varactyl who still insisted on following him, huffing and squawking softly at him no matter how many times he tried to get her to keep quiet.

“Don’t you have a place to sleep yet?” Din asked grumpily in between brushing his teeth.  Boga Jr. only stood up against the sink stand and made faces at herself in the mirror.  Din made a mental note to ask Kuiil to finish that pet enclosure he’d asked for as soon as possible.

She padded ahead of him as he went to his own room, sleep dragging at his eyelids, and it wasn’t until he’d gotten half his armor off and on its stand that he finally noticed where the varactyl had set herself.

Boga Jr. was in his bed, the sheets and comforter now a twisted mess and the pillows scattered to the floor.  When she saw him looking she squalled happily, her tail whipping back and forth and knocking the last pillow down.

“Get down,” Din said irritably.  Hadn’t he told everyone before he left he didn’t want the animal on the furniture?  Dammit, he was going to have a talk with Cara; he usually tolerated her ignoring his rules for the kids because she still kept the kids safe and her antics made them happy, but this was too much.  “Down,” he repeated, and the varactyl jumped down and coiled around his feet instead, rubbing her feathered head against his shins.  Din grumbled, planting his feet so he wouldn’t be knocked over.  Even as a juvenile, Boga Jr. was about as long as he was tall, and plenty strong.

Din ignored her, getting the rest of the armor off and exchanging his jumpsuit for the loose shirt and pants he slept in.  He set his helmet on his nightstand before stepping back into the house, convinced that there had to be some other suitable place for the pet to sleep.  The nightlight was the only illumination, and the kids were making those cute soft baby snores that meant they were asleep, so he tiptoed through the rest of the house trying to find some corner where he could stick the varactyl until morning without her waking up the kids.

As if summoned by the thought, there was a rapid and not-very-quiet patter of feet and Boga Jr. came bounding after him, her squawking muffled but still plenty audible.  “Shh!” hissed Din, afraid she would undo all his hard work at bedtime, but she ignored him, skidding to a halt at his feet and squawking again, tail thumping against the floor.  Din tried to scoot away from her, but she followed him, finally leaping up and placing her oversized paws on his chest, and he finally saw what was muffling her noises.  She had his damn helmet in her beak.

“Thanks,” he mumbled, taking it and praying she hadn’t dented it.  She squawked happily, then bounded off to his room, knocking into one of the cribs on her way.

Din cursed, hurrying over in time to see the three infants in it start to squirm and mewl.  “Shh, shh,” Din whispered, gently rocking Yod’ika 97, Yod’ika 98, and Yod’ika 99 with his hands.  The first two settled immediately, but Yod’ika 99 fussed and whimpered until Din picked him up, bouncing him a little until he finally settled and Din could set him back in the crib.

“Dad?” mumbled a sleepy voice from across the room.

Din hurried over to soothe his eldest back into sleep; anytime Yod’ika realized he had Din all to himself again, he was liable to stretch the time out by any means necessary.  “It was just Boga Jr. running around, ad’ika,” he said, patting the little head.  “Go back to sleep.”

“But she’s supposed to be sleeping,” said Yod’ika fretfully.  “You aren’t making her go outside with no house, are you Dad?”

“No, of course not,” Din said.  The kids had been very adamant that Boga Jr. needed shelter and Din was pretty sure he would’ve found himself on the wrong end of a magic hand if he’d tried to argue.  “Where has she been sleeping?”

“In your room, Dad,” said Yod’ika with a huge yawn.  “She likes your bed.”

Dammit.  Someone had let her get on the furniture.  Din patted Yod’ika a few times until he rolled over and went back to sleep, then trudged back to his own room to find Boga Jr. waiting for him.  The second he walked inside her head shot up and her tail happily thumped on the bedclothes.  The pillows had all been dragged back on the bed, the beak-shaped marks in them eliminating any question of who had put them there.  Din sighed, but supposed the bedding was due for a wash anyway.

Boga Jr. squawked happily at him, leaping up and circling on top of the bed, twisting the covers with her and rearranging the pillows.  But instead of plopping in the middle, she scooted off to the side and stared at him expectantly.

Stars, what the hell did she want now?  Din just wanted to go to sleep… 

Impatiently, the varactyl leapt up and hurried over to him, catching his pant leg in her oversized and very sharp beak.  Din jumped, but she only tugged insistently until he followed her over to the bed, where she jumped up again and chirruped encouragingly, knocking her head against his arm and trying to urge him into the bed.

Suddenly it hit Din.  A nest.  She’d made him a damn nest.

Din crawled into bed, trying to not completely destroy Boga Jr.’s handiwork while pulling the blankets over himself.  Immediately two pillows were dropped on his head, accompanied by a quiet chirr, and then the whole damn varactyl flopped down on top of him, knocking the wind out of his lungs.  Boga Jr. didn’t seem to notice, just nudging his arm aside until she could stick her beak in the crook of his elbow, one of the kids’ favorite places to nestle given half a chance.  Her tail flapped back and forth a few times, and then she started making a low, rumbling purr, rubbing her face against Din’s side.

Without thinking, Din started scratching at her head feathers, earning a contented chirr.  “You missed me, huh?” he asked.

Boga Jr. gave him a distinctly happy chirrup and rubbed her face against him some more.

Well, maybe one night in his bed wouldn’t hurt.  Especially since it seemed like she really did like the kids, and she really didn’t have anywhere else to sleep anyway, and she really wasn’t that bad, he thought.  “I missed you too,” Din told her.

[5sosbitchfest]

Do you have an opinion about Dallas Stephens? She used to date Rian from All Time Low. She seems sweet and down to earth. Also seems to be hanging around Calum a lot. She’s a fitness guru/model I believe. Seems to work hard for herself too.

Until you asked about her, Nonnie, I had never heard the name.  I just looked at her IG profile.  She seems to work out a lot and likes posting pictures of herself.  Not saying either of those are a bad thing but she definitely fits the “profile” of the type of girls that the seem to hang around the band.

My favorite part of looking at her profile?  Her IG story.  She was at the same party that Kraken was at.  The last story post was of Calum BUT that means that he was also at the same party as Kraken which I suspected but hadn’t found photographic proof of yet!  Obviously, I knew the husbands were together before hand but he posted a video that Mitchy took of him and some other guy and I didn’t know where that was taken. 

That must have been an interesting party.  A huge pool, live music, drinks (of course) and a petting zoo?  WTH?

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #536

(from yesterday)

Are you looking forward to something as of right now? I'm really really excited for tomorrow because Girt comes over. I'm also honestly very keen for my next therapy appointment; I really need to talk to a professional about how my extreme attachment issues are resurfacing, this time with Girt. Since he called me at the hospital, I have been way, way too emotionally glued to him, and I'm worried that like with Jason, with time I'll totally lose my sense of autonomy. I don't want that to happen again, ever. Do you give up easily? Honestly, yes. Who was the last person in your bed besides you? Girt. Are you on birth control? Yes, but I'm getting it changed when I next see my doctor. I learned that apparently one of the meds I'm on interacts with the type of BC I'm on, decreasing its efficiency, which I absolutely do not want as an extra safety measure in my relationship. When you last shed tears, was it because of a person? I mean, it was me more than anything. Refer to question #1. I was just up really late and completely unable to sleep because I was worrying about that. I just never want to experience that again. Do you know what you plan to do for your next birthday? I don't, no. But it's a long ways off, so. Was the last book you read for fun or assignment related? For fun. If you had to, would you rather dye your hair red or black? Red. If you asked your mom to describe you, what do you think she'd say? Anxious, shy, an overthinker, doubtful of myself, but very talented. When you eat out, what do you usually order as a drink? Mountain Dew or Coke. How many times a week do you cook? I don't. :/ I want to start cooking with Mom, though... I really want to be a better adult that knows how to do basic things. Name a chore you need to do. I do need to ask Mom if the dishwasher is clean or dirty, because that's the chore she wants me to take care of. I just need to get better at a lot of stuff. List three YouTubers you like to watch. Markiplier, John Wolfe, and Super Best Friends Play, just to name some of the top ones. Would you ever want to be a YouTuber for a living? Eh, I've considered it with my inability to work in a public environment, but I'm not dedicated enough to a specific idea to remain consistent. What are three of your favorite clothing stores? Rebel's Market, Hot Topic, and ig rue21. Who was the last of your friends to have a baby? Uhhhh... I think my acquaintance Ana? I can't say with certainty, though. I think everybody on my FB friends list is having kids. Do you like macaroni and cheese? Yes. My younger sister makes the BEST. What is your favorite thing to do after crying? Ex: Sleep, listen to music, have some alone time, talk to someone, etc? It can be any of those, but I guess more often than anything is sleep. Talking to my mom isn't rare, either. Have you ever had a deadly animal as a pet? No, and I wouldn't. I mean I talk enough about wanting tarantulas, but even the Old World Ts aren't fatal, and I don't know if I'd even get Old Worlds. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? Yeah. Have you ever been to a movie that sold out? Maybe? Can't say I'm sure. What movie last made you too scared to go to sleep? No movie has ever done that. What’s your mom’s mom’s name? It was Cecelia. Have you ever been tempted to steal? No. Do you have a favorite local band? Who are they? No. What is one show you watch once a week? None. Would you rather watch lesbians making out or gay men making out? Uhhhh, neither? I'm really not into watching anyone make out. What is your favorite color for a leaf? Red, or just autumn-hued ones in general. Do you have any Garfield merchandise? If so, what is it? No. Name something frustratingly adorable. Girt's laugh. It warms my fucking heart and makes me smile so big. Meerkat pups are veeeery high on the list, too; I just wanna hug the hell outta one, but they're just so incredibly small and fragile. Are you going to the zoo this year? Why or why not? I mean, I'd like to, but realistically, I'm very doubtful even if I worked my ass off, a year wouldn't be long enough to regain enough strength in my legs to handle that much walking. Would you rather have a black bunny or a white bunny? Why? I suppose black, but I LOVE bunnies as a whole. Do you think praying works? Why or why not? No. I've experienced and seen it do nothing. HOWEVER, if doing so makes someone feel better, I'm certainly not gonna tell them not to. How often do you update your Facebook status? Extremely, extreeeeemely rarely. All I ever really do is share cute, relatable, and funny stuff, as well as political things I feel very strongly about. What do you think the world needs more of? Compassion. Understanding. What career field could you see yourself in? I just... really don't know. As the days go by, I see it to be more and more realistic that I'll probably be a housewife with photography stuff on the side. I just doubt by now I can make it a career, which I'm slowly getting somewhat okay with? Not entirely, though; I really want to feel like I'm doing something, something with more weight than taking care of a house, but I mean. I'm trying to be realistic. I haven't entirely given up my goals, though. What would you enjoy most about being a vampire? I dunno. What deadly sin are you most likely to commit? Sloth. What do you like best about the holidays? Seeing my nieces and nephew so excited. Do you like fried chicken? I hate it. Who's your favorite Lion King character? Mufasa. I really like Zira, too. Do you like bologna? I do. How many children do you want? If, and that's a major if, I ever have kids, I could never handle more than two. Do you have a DVD player in your car? No. Does your car have a GPS? No. How many video games do you have? A whole lot, I couldn't count. Do you have outside furniture? No. What is your favorite soup? I don't like soup. What is your favorite frozen dinner? Probably this grilled chicken pesto or whatever it is. We always have some in the freezer. Do you prefer frozen dinners to actual cooking? The latter, usually. Do you own a bike/scooter/skateboard/etc.? None of those anymore. Are you in good shape? I am in absolutely horrendous shape, and I need to get over how painful it is for me to exercise and just do it for my health. Would you ever go hunting? Over my dead fucking body. I don't think I even could for survival. Do you collect any toys? No. What was the longest time you’ve had the hiccups for? Semi-recently, I'm certain it was at least 45 minutes. My longest may have been even lengthier. When I get hiccups, I do NOT stop, to the point my muscles hurt. Have you ever been a complete fangirl/fanboy over anything? Oh Jesus fuckin' Christ, you have no idea. I think I've made it very apparent that when I love something, I canNOT love in moderation. Do you know anyone who has died in battle? I don't believe so, no. What brand is your vacuum cleaner? I'm actually not sure, but it's a good one! My uncle got it for Mom. It was all she wanted for holidays, etc. Uncle Bill felt really bad for her that she'd wanted one for so long, but just no one could afford to get a nice one, so he bought one for her in a heartbeat when he found out. Name one world issue that upsets you. The whole pro-life argument. There's a shitload of world issues that upset me, but that's one of the biggest. It is absolute control over women. Have you ever drawn anime? No. Do you like bathing/showering? No. It's sad, but it's one of the most excruciating things I have to do, to the point I may be getting a shower chair when we can afford one. Just stuff like propping my legs up, twisting, bending, all of that is horrendously painful. It sounds so stupid, I know, but like... I promise it's very hard. Who was your first good kiss with? Jason. What accessory do you want in your bedroom? I'd actually love a lava lamp. They're relaxing and just pretty. What do you take the most pictures of? My cat, haaaa. What is something that you never turn down? alskfjlkqwjelk;ja;lewr soda if it's offered to me. What is something that you always turn down when offered? Money from anybody, especially if it's not for like, a holiday. Even THEN I'm very, very uncomfortable. Name something sexy about your significant other. LKJALKSJLK;WAE HIS SHOULDERRRRRS. What is one of your hobbies that you refuse to give up? Watching my favorite YouTubers, probs. I'd like to do it less, but I never wanna entirely drop it. If you could be a professional in any sport what would it be? Dancing, I suppose. If you could be a professional at any instrument what would it be? Maybe violin? Have you ever been on a subway? No. Do you like or hate the smell of fish? I cannot stand it. What’s your favorite brand of chips? Lays, probably. Do you like pineapple? Love it. Does your house have a dishwasher? Yes, thank the fucking lord. I cannot stand cleaning dirty dishes by hand. Have you ever had to get a tooth pulled? If so, what for? No. If you’ve ever babysat, do you like it? NO. Do you get a lot of spiders in your house? Nah. Name one naughty thing you’ve done. aklsjfklajwelkwje how about I don't Name two of your favorite things as a child.: Spyro and dinosaurs. Have either of your parents gone to jail? No. Do you know a hoarder? I do. Do you wax, pluck, or leave your eyebrows? I just let them be by this point in my life. Do you have any interesting scar stories? No. Do you like guns? I absolutely disdain guns. I never even want to hold one. When did you last draw something for fun? It's been a long time. Who makes the most in your entire family? I don't know, that's not something I ask. Do you like writing essays? I did, actually. It was sometimes hard to start, but when I did, I would GOOOOOOOOO and got really into getting my point across. Do you think plastic surgery is no big deal? Who cares? Is anyone else affected by someone feeling more comfortable in their body? No. Do you take your trash to the dump or have it picked up? It’s picked up. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Mom. Who’s the last person you cuddled with? Girt. When was the last time you updated your profile picture somewhere? What is your current photo of? It was actually very recently when I changed my main Tumblr's icon. It's Mark, duh. I haven't touched my blog in many months, but I just felt like doing it. Who was the last person you spoke to online? How do you know this person? Girt. We met my freshman year through band. What was the last reason for taking painkillers? Did they work to make you feel better? I take a prescription painkiller for my knees, but i'm certain I'm on too low of a dose, because it does nothing. Which do you prefer - Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr or TikTok? Facebook. How many surveys would you say you take a week, on average? Lately, it's a stupid amount. I just find them therapeutic, and that's something I definitely need to exercise right now. It helps me get my thoughts and feelings untangled and sometimes even motivates me to fix shit. What was the last reason for you to leave your house? I had a doctor appointment yesterday. Assuming you had all the money, space and knowledge necessary, what animal(s) would you love to keep as a pet? An opossum, 100%.

[i-amusemyself]

Go on do all the obscure asks if you wanna 😊

I’ve finally got around to this! Thanks anon!!

what’s your favorite way to dress?

Half the time I love dressing in skinny jeans and an oversized hoodie bc that makes you Invincible to the Cold^TM but also I love actually getting dressed up and making an effort when I have the motivation to do it bc then I actually feel slightly good about myself lmao

If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?

I might make myself slightly more attractive, tweak a few things here and there. Maybe be a dude. Maybe not. I’d also love to get rid of my anxiety jfc

what movie/game/etc. helps you calm down?

The TV show In The Flesh and also the movie The Lovely Bones. They put me in such a calming trance idk why

what does your room smell like?

lmao idk? Me ig? Maybe washing? Hopefully not b.o.

do you like to organize?

Yeah I’m really organised but sometimes I have to stop myself because it can get obsessive and unhealthy if I’m stressing about things at the time

what kind of music would you listen to if you could only choose one?

asdfghjkl I have no idea idk um rock? Ig? Because it’s such a broad genre and I could probably push the boundaries quite a bit with what I’d be able to listen to

what song is your aesthetic?

Not a clue! I don’t really... see music in a way it could be an aesthetic. The best I can do is say the music video of Dauðalogn is pretty On Point

what color do you think goes best with your personality?

Black with sparkles

Do you believe in auras?

Who am I to know what’s real? I mean...it seems unlikely but I know nothing tbf

What do you wish you hated, but actually like?

The only thing I ever felt like this about was girls but I’m actively trying to get tf over that

vague about your crush(es)

He’s cute as hell and needs to believe he’s more than a 6 out of 10 ffs

Is there someone you have mixed feelings towards?

Oh gosh plenty of people! Friends and family

Talk about an au or story you came up with

Not to sound like an edgelord but the only things I’ve come up with are fanfiction when I was 14 and horrific nightmares so I don’t think I’ll share lmao

Do you like makeup?

I adore it but I can’t do it to save my life I admit. I wish I could but oh well

Do you prefer space or the ocean?

Space! The ocean scares me lmao

If you could pick any planet besides earth, where would you live?

This is just choosing if I wanna boil or freeze to death.....? So I’ll go with pluto (bc yeah its a planet fight me)

What form of government do you like the most? (capitalism, socialism, etc.)

The non corrupt form (a wild concept) and preferably socialist.

What animal would you keep as a pet, if you could?

Dogs, cats, rabbits, hedgehogs, snakes, lizards, and fish... or if we aren’t being realistic a monkey, an alpaca, an elephant, a koala, a goat... honestly I’d like a zoo.

What do you think our purpose is in the universe?

We don’t have one so just be happy and live a life with as few regrets as possible ig

Do you believe in god(s)?

Nah

Is there a song you can’t handle listening to, even though you like it?

I’m not okay by MCR is a jam but it got used against me 4 fucking years ago and I’m still bitter and not over it

What ex do you miss the most, if you have one?

I don’t miss any of them lmao

Do you like soft, fluffy blankets or rough/smooth blankets?

All of them. Give me all the blankets.

What is your favorite thing to learn about?

Umm, that’s actually really difficult. I like everything. Give me all the knowledge I want to Know Stuff. I gotta say though I do love knowing what people think and why. 

What country’s history do you find the most interesting?

I...have never thought about it. I mean england has a lot of history so some of it is pretty cool. I don’t know enough about other countries’ history to say tbh

What breakup was the hardest, if you had one?

My first one because the boy was literally....infatuated with me so it hurt him like hell. I didn’t wanna hurt him bc he was my friend but also yikes I was not cool with dating him.

Do you have someone where you can’t decide if you like them romantically or just as a friend?

Nope

What do you think about tumblr discourse?

Miss me with that wild shit, life’s too short

What instrument do you wish you could master?

I’ve always wished I learned to play the piano

How easy is it for you to be honest?

Pretty easy. Or even if it isn’t, I find it harder to lie so I force myself to be honest

Do you have any strange interests?

Umm, I struggle to know what my interests are to be quite honest. Idk, I may like death, murder and psychopaths slightly more than the average person.

Do you have any strange fears?

I mean I’m terrified of water...more so than I think is rational. I also hate cuddly toys with batteries in them. So yes is the answer lmao

What food do you binge on when you’re lazy?

Chocolate and bread and butter every time. Not always together though

When you get angry, how do you show it?

I do my best not to show it bc I have no clue how to release it in a healthy way tbh. Mostly I just send excessively long rants to my best mates.

Do you have any impulsive movements? (twitches, ticks, flapping, etc.)

I touch my nose when I’m anxious, fiddle with my hair when I’m tired and shake my leg when I’m nervous, bored or preoccupied.

What do you listen to music on?

Either my iPod, my phone or my laptop. Anything I can tbh

Are you left brained or right brained?

Okay I took a quiz bc I had no clue and apparently I’m left brained

Earbuds or headphones?

Earbuds. I feel awkward wearing massive ass headphones on my head like yikes can’t lurk in the shadows like that

Do you like light blankets or heavy blankets?

Heavy blankets all the way

[onlineluna]

Omg based off shawns ig stories can you imagine you and your guys daughter going to aus with him and how he went to the zoo and was feeding the kangaroos and your guys daughter is scared especially being that close and she keeps going into your arms and shawns like "baby, look it's ok, they don't bite, see they're nice" and she walks to Shawn and Shawn helps her feed the little roos and pet them and when you guys leave she asks if she can get a pet kangaroo & "well baby, we have to ask mama" PT1

PT2 and well obviously since you can’t get a pet kangaroo you just buy her a stuffed animal from the gift shop and her new favorite animal/thing are kangaroos and ugh @ Shawn father my children___________

FUCKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKK FUCKKKKK

[hotcrosscorgibuns]

BlackJaguarWhiteTiger: ANIMAL EXPLOITATION

This is something I feel very strongly about and would like to help spread the word on. An extremely disgusting and shameful “foundation” based in Mexico uses wild cats as a means of scamming money and gaining fame. Cub Petting is detrimental to conservation efforts and has nothing to do with “saving” any species, it’s all based in selfishness and lies.

This petition delves into one specific case where the true face of this zoo can really be seen, please take a look and help us get these cats back home safe and sound!

Click Here! Her instagram documents her experience from beginning to end. This poor woman thought she was temporarily boarding her 2 savannah cats at a respectable sanctuary under the advice of her vet. She soon found out that the foundation is a large scam and the owner is now refusing to return her boys to her! Please read up on the situation and sign if you feel compelled to help! Spread the word and help take down this horrific animal exploitation! The owner uses cute photos and cub petting as a means of making money, stealing newborns away from their mothers so he can cuddle and pet them.

Check out these other sources/sites for more in depth info on what this zoo really is and how its lies are harmful to conservation efforts all over the world: bjwtwatchdog: IG and Facebook Donna Maria: IG http://911animalabuse.com/black-jaguar-white-tiger/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/hollywoods-favorite-sham-petting-zoo Info on Cub Petting: 1 2 

[raganandhersurveys]

7/11/19~5000 questions|51-100|{LXXXI}

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...

Fruitgoogle~an infinate amount of fruit

Ambytime~running on your own time

Asscactus~when someone is a pain in the ass

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?

•a little pencil holder. well technically i didn’t make it but a 2 year old isn’t able to do much so i did most of it

53. What was your favorite toy as a child?

•my fisher price kitchen or my barbie dream house

54. How many TV’s are in your house?

•hopefully 2 soon. i’m supposed to be getting one for my room

55. What’s your favorite thing to do outside?

•swim, hike, or read

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?

•happy

57. Have you ever dreamed a dream that came true?

•i have no idea

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?

•lol nope

59. What is your idea of paradise?

•a wallet full of cash, living with the loml and having a couple of dogs

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?

•yes. God, for me, is the person that loves me the most. He’s there for me when no one else is. i can’t live my life without Him. He’s a loving caring God. but He’s also a truthful and honest God

61. Do you believe in Hell?

•i believe to believe in Heaven you have to believe in Hell, so yes

62. What is one thing you have done that most people haven’t?

•i don’t feel that i’m that interesting lmao so idk

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?

•volunteered at the boys and girls club, went on a mission trip

64. Are you a patient person?

•i try to be

65. What holiday should exist but doesn’t?

•an official “highschoolers can skip” day

66. What holiday shouldn’t exist but does?

•i don’t have a problem with any of the holidays

67. What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?

•again i have no idea

68. What’s the most fun place you have EVER been?

•if i didn’t say disney world i’d be crazy

69. Is your hair natural or dyed?

•natural

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much upfront?

•in person i’m pretty up front but i think we all have secrets

71. What is under your bed right now?

•storage containers and lots of dust

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go back home?

•uhhhh i’d definitely want to go back home. i think it’d be a nightmare to go there

73. If you drive do you frequently speed?

•ohhhhhh yes ;)

74. What is the world’s best song to dance to?

•dancing queen by abba!!!!!!

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?

•underrated by offset lmao

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?

•disney

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?

•well technically you’d go and look at the first thing you see but i’d try to find the apes or penguins

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?

•sure ig lol

79. If the earth stopped rotating, would we all fly off?

•good question

80. What is one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?

•meeting new people

81. If you (and everyone) has to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose what would you pick?

•i don’t even wanna think about doing that

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?

•the equator. i hate cold weather

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?

•watching tv

84. What do you think makes someone a hero?

•being kind to everyone even when it’s hard and being open minded

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?

•noneeeee

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:

•meatloaf :/

87. What was the last thing you paid for?

•an iced coffee

88. Are you a coupon clipper?

•LMAO i used to be :))

89. Get anything good in the mail recently?

•not that i can remember

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?

•if i could pick who was in my gym class dancing would be fun

91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...

Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?

•i would think so??? even though they’re dead it’s still the same person

92. What insects are you afraid of?

•pretty much all of them

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?

•”happy girls are the prettiest”~audrey hepburn

94. What’s the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?

•all neon for a spirit day at school lmao

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?

•ughhhh mac ‘n cheese!!!

96. What are your parents interested in?

•my dad loves to read, listen to rock music, and look at old cars. my mom likes to watch old tv shows, look on pinterest, and swim

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?

•ewww nope

Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?

•can’t say I have

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?

•well obviously plans because usually that means something is going to happen

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?

•at concerts with people i love or when making out lol

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and you may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?

•a flashlight, a sleeping bag, and a water bottle ig