#he's a fake ass bitch

[ew-selfish-art]

DpxDc AU - If his parents are going to treat him like a punk, he might as well lean into it. 

Danny is getting seriously worn down by his parents constantly asking him to explain why he’s gone all the time and why his grades have slipped so far. I mean, sure, it took them months to notice, but now that they have, they’re alluding to the fact that he’s turned into some kind of punk and that he’s not taking life as seriously as he should be. This is what makes Danny kind of snap. 

He cuts his hair, gets Sam to pierce his ears in a few places (which sucked but was nice to catch up with her since Team Phantom didn’t get out much anymore), learns how to skateboard and gets Tuck to help him mask his identity on the internet as he begins online protesting the unethical treatment of ghosts. He makes picket signs that he leaves outside of Fentonworks and it takes days before his parents see them because they’re down in the lab. They go back up immediately after his parents take them down, and he begins tagging buildings with protest sayings and art all over amity park.

No matter how they ground him, the Drs Fenton are at a loss as to what to do to control Danny. Jazz says it’s not her place to interfere and is cheering her little brother on for being passionate about a new hobby. 

Danny’s honestly really vibing with the changes. He always understood why Sam wanted control over her own look, but he’s really leaning into the whole shebang. Ember and Johnny13 have never bonded over anything more than they have the punk transformation of their King. He’s really representing them fr fr- she taught him how to play the bass. 

With enough protests about the Anti-Ecto acts, the JL step in and begin their efforts to lobby change within the US government. Constantine is up to date on the new King being from Earth and thinks they might be able to weasel out a non-apocalyptic scenario if they reach out sooner than later. A letter gets sent through the infinite realms (No way in fuck was John going to try and summon a fucking King excuse you Bats)- Danny gets the letter and decides to let them sweat a bit, sending back his own letter that just says “K.” cause he’s learned that adults/authority figures all suck ass until proven otherwise. After a few days, a portal opens up in the middle of their meeting. 

Ghost King Phantom is rolling in on a skateboard, with the Ring of rage dangling from one of his ear piercings and ice crown floating above his head. He’s drinking an off brand smoothie, wearing a leather jacket that has medieval chainmail on it over his now distressed hazmat suit and his boots steel toed.

“...Sup. Y’all want to do something about this whole situation? I’m an all or nothing kind of guy.” Danny greets them. He means that he’s willing to be diligent in his efforts to disbar the Acts. It gets interpreted as him threatening to end the world, ofc, but that’s an issue he has to deal with later. 

“King Phantom we have been working daily to-” 

“Uh huh. Look, didn’t you guys have like a teenage group? I want to work with them, they’ll probably actually help me get shit done while you fuck around with paper work.” 

[riliphins]

[seri-tonin]

My beautiful son with a disorder

[waxn-wane]

Ah of course, but what is Black Butler without the bridal carry?

That boy is soooo fake

[filmbyjy]

okay, I also came back onto here from my small hiatus to just say

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SM

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I STOPPED STANNING ANY SM GROUPS🖕🏻

like don’t get me wrong, I love some of the songs created by SM artists but FUCKETH YOU SM ENT AND YOUR SHITTY TACTIC OF ‘TAKING CARE’ OF YOUR ARTIST

[helianthus21]

i know Han-seok being charismatic is part of what makes him so dangerous but the idea of him having to channel his brother's kindness/charm/humanity in order to win people over is so hgggg

[tvntheatre]

⚔️@ballcrusher74 ♦ Fencer & Faux

🧸@shynighter Sinny

🍓@il0vecatsuwu Michael

Hey guys I drew your sillies.

Expect me to do something like this again, or repost, because I'm not done with you Fauxerz.

[f0point5]

Remember how last year we all were saying Christian was the dad who stepped up for Max and appreciated him the way he deserved…

Yeah we were wrong about that, apparently.

[templegate]

Danganronpa antagonists need to be punchable and mockable as much as they need to be threatening and clever

[darlingod]

Cardan and his gang of gremlins in tcp were so sensitive. Like they react so extreme because they think “who are you to mess with us?” But like… they go so overboard, proving how weak and fragile they are

Jude: puts salt in their sandwiches

Their revenge: a very possible death in the lake

[superkitten-poison]

vox and velvette would both have to get over about a million gender related hang ups each but if they managed past that i think they could have a lot of fun with a strap-on. i really do.

[top-shelf-tender]

THIS FUCKIN’ ANON

@angie-long-legs

[frodhoebagginit]

I knew I shouldn't have trusted you boo. I trusted you with my pookie, my cinnamon apple, my sweetie pie. And you do this shit. You were supposed to be bae, turns out you're just fam. Now my Maxi poo is sad. Look what you done darn did. I was rooting for you. We were all rooting for you. How dare you.

[scratchlock]

il dottore

[shyfurby]

I have not posted any of my analysis to reddit yet and I think I might just post it and ghost it. I've already spent too much time looking at other people's threads on there to feel any way good about interacting with folks.

I already went in an added the "I know you're going to bring this up let me save you the time" section which is exclusively touching on the frequent topics of:

"well what about the fingerprint nostrum and finger mimics? He is clearly just a crackpot"

And

"it's definitely some weird elaborate sacrifice to Metyr thing"

[yxngchen]

falling back into my atla phase and remembering how ridiculous i was in the atla fandom the first time around. nothing but 14 year old rage and internet access jesus christ