#he'll only look better and better as he ages too... 😩😩😩

[somedaytakethetime]

Other girlies: the highest of high def. content, tons of it all the time

Me:

[ibelieveinthejrsupremecy]

hey, I saw that you opened requests so I hope this is acceptable :)

jealous/possessive hc’s for brett, jr, andre, rand, myc, and ron (just jr and rand if that’s too many) pls 👀 have a great day!

HC: Brett, J.R, Andre, Rand, Myc, and Ron being posessive/jealous

You got good taste, I'll give ya that 👀

And I'll be honest, 6 characters does sound like much but since this is my first ever request, I'll make an exception. These men getting jealous and possessive making me feel some type of way tbh 😳😤😩

Brett:

He would get jealous and possessive very easily.

Poor guy is so insecure of himself and often believes you can do better than settling down with him.

Rarely ever gets confrontational. But when he sees someone getting a little too close to you and getting too comfortable, he'll intervene.

But he does it in a way to where it's like a clingy puppy wanting attention. But also sounding just a teeny-tiny bit petty.

"Hey hun? Love? Not to be rude and interrupt this very lovely and interesting conversation but can we go now? Pretty please??" 🥺

Andre:

Does not get jealous easily but he does get pretty possessive sometimes!

He loves having an arm over your shoulders, around the waist, a hand on yours, on your hip. Just having any contact in general.

It's increased TENFOLD if someone makes a move on you, Andre will in fact be all over you. Kissing you out of the blue, calling you petnames, holding you pressed up against his body until the person finally gets the message.

If you try to call him out on it, he'll instantly get embarrassed because he didn't realize he was doing it.

Myc:

Oh boy...

Myc has literally got into verbal AND physical altercations for you.

Even if someone only so much as glanced at you in any negative or positive way, he'll start cursing them out.

It's worse if the person even thinks about you at all.

"COME ON BITCH! FIGHT ME! I KNOW YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT THEM!"

If you don't want anymore trouble than you already are, it's always best to drag Myc away and attempt to calm him down; with sweet words, a movie and some snacks.

If a fight happened anyways, he'll always say; "Bastard had it coming, no one gets to looks or think about you like that except me!"

Ron:

Ron is the the type to seethe when he gets jealous and will go eerily quiet. Going non-verbal as he holds your hand

Just staring down at the person with a glare, not even glancing away for a second. It's his way of saying; "Fuck right off."

When the person gets uncomfortable and finally leaves, Ron would huff and just stick by you the rest of the day.

If you ask him if he's OK, he'll lie and say he's fine.

But by the end of the day he does open up to you about it. And maybe even feel bad.

He tries not to let ot bottle up when he gets like that and actively tries to communicate with you when it starts to happen.

Rand:

This old bastard's ego needs to be in check at all times, so it's sorta?? A good thing for him to get jealous once and a while?🤷‍♂️

Listen, he's too narcissistic/egotistical for his own good, he needs to be reminded that you can do better than him.

Rand is a bit like both Ron and Myc.

Seething and glaring at first but eventually snaps at the person and will try to start a fight. No matter when or where it happens.

He just doesn't want to lose you like how he lost Tamiko and by extension; Reagan. You're too important and it always makes him insecure to even think about you leaving him for someone better.

J.R:

He is confident in your relationship and would usually get pretty cocky when he sees someone come up and try to woo you. Smirking and just watching with amusement.

The bastard is smug like that 😩

Though, there have been a few times he got worried when the person is younger than him. Since you are most likely younger than J.R, he's scared that you'll leave him for someone more your age.

So J.R always tends to get clingy like a Koala when he gets possessive, his arm always linked with yours. At the very least holding your hand.

By the time this person is done trying to impress you, J.R always has something quick-witted to say to either embarrass or even scare them off.

[ritz-writes]

I’m desperately trying to think of stuff to ask about the spot light AU rn but until then have more musicals I thought of.

School of rock

Legally blond

Beatlejuice

Yes all three of those are broadway musicals

And Dr horribles sing along blog. TECHNICALLY not a stage production but I’ve seen it done as one and it’s a really good musical. the whole thing is on YouTube and it’s only like 40 minutes. Sorry about that I will spread my Dr horrible propaganda to anyone even vaguely interested in musicals.

Working on a better ask -♈️

Lmaooo I am looking forward to whatever asks you come up with <3

I've only seen the School of Rock movie (Jack Black my beloved), but I haven't seen it in awhile. I'll have to check it out again. I'm just imagining Macaque playing one of this kids and just used a glamour to make himself tiny lol.

I was actually going to watch Legally Blonde yesterday! But adhd was kicking my ass 😩 I'm gonna watch the musical today tho! So he'll probably have a role by the end of today (if i can focus on it.) I'm trying to spread out his roles more, cuz there are other actors and he doesn't want to keep taking all the leads. So I'll have to go through the musicals at some point and figure out which he would be a side character in, or not perform in at all.

RNWKJE I FORGOT TO PUT BEETLEJUICE ON THE LIST!! As much as I want him to be Lydia, I think I'll end up putting him as Adam. Mainly cuz of the whole 'taking leads' thing.

And holy shit, Dr Horrible. Aries you are a genius. I was honestly thinking of Macaque probably having a youtube channel, so maybe, if it's not onstage, he and his friends just try to make their own version of it on his channel.

And don't worry, I love dr horrible too. I rlly need to rewatch it tho its been ages

[luveline]

hi jade my darling!!! i was so excited to read your tangled au!!! if you don’t mind, here’s some of my thoughts on it!! sorry it’s a bit long </3

okay first of all your writing!!! every time you try writing something new you just nail it!! i know you’re incredibly talented but also i can’t imagine how hard you’ve worked on it and i’m beyond proud of you!!!

Steve doesn't suppose you'd been expecting such a feeble intruder. He'd feel a strike against his dignity if it hadn't worked — you slow in the centre of the room, your breath coming in quick pants as the iron pan in your grip shakes. 

You’re scared.

You’re beautiful

and

His storytelling voice is clear. Admittedly much too dramatic and yet you eat it up like a child devours spun sugar.

i love how steve’s first impression of her acknowledges her naivety – how scared she was, how easily she falls for his dramatics and believes him – but also how lovely she is, not only in her beauty but kind enough to offer a place for a total stranger

There's a golden tinge to everything at this time that leaves no inch of his person unscathed; his eyes glow with it, his irises a melting brown that reminds you of rare, thick honey. 

also her first impression of him being so beautifully described!! like he’s so golden and so new!! she can’t help but stare!!

"You're young, aren't you? You can't be more than twenty summers."

i thought that was so cute cause I’ve never seen anyone using summers as a way to describe someone’s age!! we use that a lot around here, although we say “springs” instead!!

You turn your face from him in case he can tell how flustered you are. Two complements in one day is unprecedented. Your heart bump-bump-bumps. 

bump-bump-bumps. ahskakd!!!!!! 😩😩😩

“Don’t be mad,” he says.

“You’re a criminal,” you say angrily. 

“Nobody’s perfect.”

he’s so effortlessly funny i love him

It’s impossible to relax with him here. You’re worried he’s going to slit your throat while you sleep. You’re doubly worried he’ll see your unattractive resting face. Warped priorities aside, you can’t make yourself sleep. 

like!!! she’s so scared of him and ofc she is cause he’s a total stranger and he’s under her bed but he’s something NEW and he’s HANDSOME and oh my god!!!!

It's a very sweet dress on an otherwise sweet looking girl, if you ignore the formidable twist of your brow. 

Fine, he'll bite. Your frown is sweet too. 

FINE. YOUR FROWN IS SWEET TOO. you’re insane.

He winces at the reminder of your cruel mother. He feels cruel himself, suddenly, for scaring you on purpose as your mother likely does, for being another member of the opposition in your life. All you want is to see the Princess' lanterns, so much so you've hidden under your bed and painted their colours painstakingly onto each slat of supporting wood. A hidden wish, and one you'd deigned to share with him. He starts to think, Maybe I should just take her. How much could it possibly cost me? 

But Steve's from nothing. He was born from nothing, he grew up with nothing. He is, in the grand scheme of the universe and its many, many stars, nothing. Another orphaned boy destined to waste his life stealing coppers from coin purses and sleeping in doorways. 

The sooner he gets that tiara, the better. No more sleeping outside. No more staring up at the wine dark sky and wondering if any of those blistering stars can hear him. 

If they can, they aren't listening. 

baby. that whole part was SO FREAKIN GOOD. i don’t even know what to say. steve feeling guilty for acting cruel and immediately associating himself with her mother?? steve’s SO observant. I know it’s kind of obvious for us how cruel her mother is but i don’t think it’s something any of the characters would be able to pick up easily, specially cause she herself doesn’t see it and never talks about her mother in that way. but steve’s so attentive (like paying attention to her trembling hands holding a frying pan in a first glance!!) and he reads her so easily.

the “but Steve’s from nothing. He was born from nothing, he grew up with nothing. He is, in the grand scheme of the universe and its many, many stars, nothing.” and “If they can, they aren’t listening” bits BROKE ME.

another thing that completely broke me was the way her mom’s soft touches, warm water and literally every ounce of affection is directed to her hair :(

He feels the tension like fog over the kingdom waters in summer, when the heat is tangible and the nights are short. You look so soft in your clothes. Outside of them, Steve can only imagine. 

and

You look like one of the women from his storybook. A water nymph. A siren. The room is warm with steam, and his cheeks, hot to begin with, emanate enough heat to warm your tub again as he makes the comparison. Your looks alone might draw him to drowning. 

omg these descriptions??? tension like a fog over the kingdom waters in summer!! your looks some might draw him to drowning. okay poet. that was so beautiful!!

Everything you know about men has come from Mother or books. Mother claims them to be evil in their entirety. Of the few books you have, and fewer that talk of men beyond the factual, none have ever mentioned why their legs look like that, and why it will make you feel like you've swallowed something much too hot. 

that was actually so cute 😭 none have ever mentioned why their legs look like that 😭

You blink hurriedly and face Steve, hoping this will dispel the quick-welling tears clouding your vision. It doesn't work: blinking can’t erase years of pent up worry.

BLINKING CAN’T ERASE YEARS OF PENT UP WORRY. ouch. brutal.

You shrink into yourself as he averts his gaze, knowing what he's thinking. How useless you are. 

it’s so sad to see how big of an influence her mother has on the way she sees herself :( it’s also so real though :(

EDDIE CAMEO HI MY BABYYYY

jade my darling. i honestly think this is your best work. it was SO SO SO GOOD. your writing is spectacular and so immersive!! and i just know you’re gonna nail the next part!! i think magical realism suits your writing cause it’s always so poetic and lovely that it feels magical, even when you’re writing about day to day life casualties. you’re so talented and you’re my favourite writer (but im a bit biased cause you’re also my favourite person in the entire world). can’t wait to see what’s next from you! but also take your time and take care of yourself!! love you jade baby!!!! 💌 - lu

Lu <3 your commentaries and thoughts after writing a fic is the best part for me seriously, seeing what you thought is always so special and fun, and this time is no exception!

I feel a little like we live our lives in this electronic age (yikes) on autopilot, and when it’s just you and steve alone, there’s a lot of space for noticing one another and the world around you! Steve is def super vigilant in this one of people and how they use their emotion, like Flynn in the film and how he uses rapunzels emotions against her (unsuccessfully) to try and get her to go home! I’m glad he felt funny too because that’s a flynn trait AND of course a steve trait through and through.

I knew straight away that I wanted to really focus on stars because I think that misconception in the movie is so cute, and Steve’s orphan back story, and his looking to the stars for answers! this fic was originally called little star, because I want the reader to be his star by the time we’re finished so I’m gonna drag these metaphors into the dirt until everybody’s sick of me! Thank you very much for reading as always and for compiling all of this I know it takes time and it really is such a dream for me, I get to sit here and fangirl at all of the things you picked up on! It’s a pleasure to know you put something into a fic and that the person reading picked it out and had feelings about it like I did, though of course it doesn’t surprise me because you always seem to pick up on those really intricate bits I put in for myself 🥺 you’re a wonder and an amazing friend and your thoughts are a gift seriously <3<3

[campingwiththecharmings]

OMGGGGG THAT FANART, I'M SOBBING. *GRABBY HANDS*

lmaooo, he's be so bored, like a petulant, spoiled child, bless him.

you lock eyes and have A Moment™️ and he decides he has to talk to you. -> the moment™️ KILLS ME LOLL, but YES a love or lust at first sight (spoiler, its both). not only does he need to talk to you, he needs you. <- YESYESYESYESYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

miguel doesn't even look at him, barely even acknowledges his existence with his murmured reply. he's too busy looking at you in your pretty dress and the necklace that sits against your chest. he gave you it a few weeks ago, the last time he could get you alone. <- pls, why am i sitting here imaging him just watching the necklace sway between your breasts as you ride him ;sdlas;dlsdf;ldf i am such a hoe omfg

"this? oh, this is m..." damn, he forgot. SHIT, he literally just read her file in the car before picking her up. <- lmaoooo he has a file on her, of course he does, i'm screaming

MELINDA?? MIGUEL BB NO. 😩

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(WARNING: references to domestic violence, unplanned pregnancy, and abortion below--proceed at your own risk)

melissa goes out with him a couple more times after this, and he really does try (as best as he can with you on his mind), but she can tell something isn't right and bounces (politely). his advisors get pissed bc she was a catch and he blew it. still, what can they do but try to find someone else?

miguel can't stop thinking about how uncomfortable you were with your husband touching you. he's seen you out at a few events since then---his arm possessively around your waist, hand on your ass, your back and smile stiff---and he can't shake the feeling that something is just off. it's been weeks since you'd agreed to meet with him, and while he longs to have you in his bed, he'd settle for just knowing you're okay.

he tries reaching out to you, but you don't respond, and he starts getting more and more concerned. he corners you at the next event. you don't look him in the eye and that worries him even more than your silence. you're cagey, looking around to make sure no one's watching. gently, he takes your face in his hands and lifts your chin until you meet his eyes.

he can tell right away something is wrong; that light, that fire inside you, your sharpness, everything that made him fall in love with you...it's gone.

well, not gone, but definitely dimmed. your eyes are tired and your face is gaunt, as if you haven't slept or eaten well in ages. he asks what's wrong, what happened, why you're avoiding him, if you're okay. you tell him you're fine, that things have never been better, but you know he doesn't believe you.

you try to leave, you know if you stay with him too long he'll figure it out, he'll see---

'what happened?' he asks finally, voice low and dangerously calm as he drags his fingers gingerly over the bruises on your upper arms (the ones you'd tried to hide with your dress choice).

you wince. 'it's nothing,' you insist, 'i fell and must've hit something on the way down.'

you know he's not buying it. his jaw clenches, a cold, sharp anger entering his red-brown eyes.

'did he do this to you?' he rasps, anger rolling off him in waves.

you're afraid, but not of miguel, you know he won't hurt you, more of what he'll do if he finds out...everything.

you nod, knowing there's no point in denying what's obvious.

he grumbles, muttering under his breath (in spanish and english) about how he's going to kill that fucker, how he's going to make him suffer--

you shake your head, putting your hands on his arms in an effort to recapture his attention. 'miguel, please. you can't---'

'i can. he can't just do this and expect--'

'i'm pregnant.'

miguel's immediate reaction is one of dread, of disgust. pregnant? with that pendejo's baby? he's angry, angry for you, that you're now stuck with him, that you're saddled with his child--

'it's yours, miguel,' you whisper softly, looking away in...shame?

he's stunned. his? his baby? his mind races, creates fantasies of marrying you, of raising the baby with you, of being happy with you.

but then he remembers you're already married. to his rival.

this is bad. so bad. if anyone finds out you've not only slept with your rival's wife, but also knocked her up??

it'll start a war.

he's silent so long, you don't know what to say, but you know you can't be caught with him (by anyone, least of all your husband).

'i have to go,' you tell him, trying to slip away, but he stops you again, his attention returning to yours. there's a light in his eyes that makes something warm settle in your chest, and you know he's thinking of the baby (his baby). your husband still doesn't know, doesn't suspect, but you can only hide it for so much longer.

'i'm keeping it,' you say, cupping his cheek and smiling sadly as you answer his unasked question. 'i know you can't help me, and it's okay. i don't expect you to.'

you insist that you don't want anything from him, that you're planning on leaving and raising the baby on your own.

the thought makes miguel's chest ache.

Ok so I've been playing with Mel's Mafia Jake AI and it got me thinking about what Miguel would be like for some reason??? Dude's half Irish so like, maybe he's a boss in the Irish mob. Maybe he took over for his dad and he kind of hates it (has always hated it) but there's really nothing else for him so what can be do? So he goes about his life, about his business, runs his side of things well. He's lonely at the top but he ignores it, doesn't think anyone else would understand the pressure that's on him...

Until he meets you.

It's some celebration (maybe St. Patrick's Day or something idk) and he sees you across the room/bar/whatever and you lock eyes and have A Moment™️ and he decides he has to talk to you. So he does and you hit it off from the get go. You're smart, witty, funny, sexy...just the whole package. He's basically in love, okay?

Then a boss (maybe a rival heheee 👀) from another city or section (or whatever idk how they divide the city up tbh lmao maybe I should've done more research 😭) comes up and he finds out: you're his wife/girlfriend and it's just like a punch in the gut for him. He's devastated. He's never ever wanted anything anyone else had that he couldn't take...until you. Youre kinda bummed too, you really enjoyed the time you spent with Miguel, and you (honestly) aren't a huge fan of your husband/boyfriend (maybe he's an idiot or just a dick idk).

But you guys keep running into each other, and the feelings between you keep growing, until the tension breaks and you hook up with him at another get together (he takes you against a wall, fast and hard, his hand over your mouth because you're moaning as he pushes inside, the stretch of him divine and he buries his face in your neck, his cock spearing in and out of your wet heat in sloppy, hard thrusts. You're both coming in minutes, his spend dripping out of you and down your legs. The sight is almost enough to make him take you again).

After, you both say it was a mistake, that you can't do this again, it won't end well. But neither of you can help it, sneaking off to meet up in random places so no one catches you (except that one time it happened in your bed 🫢). And and and.... yeah. 🫣

I'M SO. SORRY SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED TODAY

OK FIRST, EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS FAN ART BY @darkfoxkirin -- the mafia!mig of MY DREAMS

PLS WHITNEY:

Maybe he took over for his dad and he kind of hates it (has always hated it) but there's really nothing else for him so what can be do? -> i could literally imagine him sitting on a throne, bored as fuck like 😒 damn this SUCKS lolll

He's lonely at the top -> PLEASE THIS IS GIVING THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING BUT IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH -- I NEED HIM AHH

you lock eyes and have A Moment™️ and he decides he has to talk to you. -> the moment™️ KILLS ME LOLL, but YES a love or lust at first sight (spoiler, its both). not only does he need to talk to you, he needs you.

But you guys keep running into each other...-> HEY THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPPH, YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO ME LIKE THAT 0-0, IM MELTING BRUV -- AND THEY KEEP MEETING 🫠

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ok so imagine that he's getting pressured to marry someone because as the boss, he's expected to have an heir to keep the business in the family.

he agrees to meet up with some aristocratic women just to get his advisors off his ass. it's not like he's taking them home or anything, he's merely meeting them at one of the clubs he owns or getting some dinner.

of course, during one of these 'dates' he bumps into you and your husband.

looks like he's not the only one trying to keep a low profile during the affair.

even though your two gangs are rivals, your husband politely greets miguel (though anyone within a 5 mile radius can hear the venom that simmers below his words).

"Mr. O'Hara, what a surprise to see you here..." you roll your eyes at the dick measuring contest. men can be so --

"Likewise."

miguel doesn't even look at him, barely even acknowledges his existence with his murmured reply. he's too busy looking at you in your pretty dress and the necklace that sits against your chest. he gave you it a few weeks ago, the last time he could get you alone.

he tries to catch your eye but you're not looking back at him, you're looking at the girl who clings to his arm.

both of you barely register that your husband is still talking, eyes devouring the woman who's clearly confused by the tension in the restaurant.

"...and who is this lovely thing?"

"this? oh, this is m..." damn, he forgot. SHIT, he literally just read her file in the car before picking her up. this may not be a real date, but he's not a dick!

she saves him the embarrassment, "I'm Melissa, nice to meet you." she offers a hand, expecting a handshake, but your husband takes it for a kiss. gross. even melissa look weirded out.

"So you're finally out in the field again?"

miguel looks at you warily, but you've been avoiding his eyes during this whole interaction.

"You could say that."

"Good for you." your husband reaches out and holds your hands in his from across the small round table, "It's about time us bachelors settle down."

miguel's jaw clenches, watching how uncomfortable you are being touched by him. "Sure. Look it was great catching up, but me and Melinda have a table waiting."

[howl-fantasies]

A/N - Roses are red, corpses are blue how would Gotham villains act when they are in love with you? 🌹❤️

ED NYGMA / THE RIDDLER

Oh boy, poor Eddie would be in absolute DENIAL. And the Riddler will help greatly with the denying.

You never learn Ed?! Nobody loves you, whining and pathetic little boy and I will NEVER love anyone.

This person is NOTHING we are so much better than them, they are stupid, uninteresting, don't worth our illustrious presence!

Still, he would look at you dreamily from afar.

Only romantic riddles would pop in his head like popcorn as soon as you're in the same room as him. Can fill many notebooks with it and will do it, then hide it somewhere in shame and swear he would never read it again (Spoiler : it never works and he takes it back to fill it again).

Riddler would be especially harsh with you, to try to push you away. Will immediately regret it though and silently hope you wouldn't hate him.

If you love him too, choose your words VERY CAREFULLY. 100% chances to have a blade against your throat at one point.

If you survived the blade, and convinced him you really are in love with him, he would be an amazing lover.

Will do anything for you, from killing a man to go buy milk in a giant mall during black Friday if it's what you wish.

His genius IQ will be used to protect you from Gotham villains, especially Oswald 👀 we don't want another IsabellAAAAH (why is that so difficult?!)

Ed would be the kind, sensible, attentive and goofy lover when in control.

Riddler would be mischievous, mature, handsy and challenging when in control.

Sometimes the two are with you at the same time, prepare to switch from goofy to pervy in a sec.

Will cook for you incredible dishes, from whatever country you want, cleary he'll show off his chef's talents 👨‍🍳

Floriography master here, so learn the language of flowers dearie 💐

Careful to regularly affirm your love and loyalty to him and prove it. If doubts are eating him, especially at the beginning, he would stab you. 😬

Super jealous, would prepare his trickier conundrums for the person who dared approach you or put them under a hydraulic press and crush them to death. For your sake, they will be eradicated and for his, they're gonna suffer. 👀👀

Oswald Cobblepot

Like Ed, Oswald recognizing his feelings would take AGES.

You're his dearest friend aren't you, that's normal if he wants to be with you 24/7, know what you are doing, and absolutely forbid you to have a love life. Your precious friendship doesn't need a nuisance between the two of you.

Eventually, thanks to Olga's incredible conversation skills - she would always look Oswald like this when the two of you are together 👀👀👀👀👀👀- he would realize his deep infatuation.

Be PATIENT. The little cinnamon roll will need to train with an empty chair to prepare a perfect confession.

You can assume he would finally tell you when he invites you for dinner, sweating bullets.

If you love him back, god. He would be on top of the world. May even cry a bit. Give him a hug, and a kiss 😩

Then would become paranoid and would be glued to you to be sure you would never be abducted by a Galavan no.2

Tabitha and you would NEVER be in the same room at the same time, he would make sure of it.

Victor Zsasz would be your personal body guard, he's the only one skilled enough to protect you from Cobblepot MANY foes.

He would be a great lover too - when not throwing tamtrums -. Super attentive, would love to hear about your day even if it was pretty mundane. Very good listener. He would always try to touch you when you two are alone, he craves your touch, your full attention, your kisses.

Would spoil you rotten with jewels, dresses or costumes or whatever you want to wear and even make it for you. Flowers, flowers, flowers he's an old fashioned man and, like Ed, and knows Floriography. 💐

He would be much more patient with you than the rest of common mortals.

Will throw tantrums though. Brace yourself and maybe wear a hearing protection. Just let him vent, he would calm down eventually.

Oswald is VERY jealous. If someone is looking at you in a way he doesn't like, poor dude would be dead with a broken bottle in his neck. Or an umbrella slide down is throat 😬

VICTOR ZSASZ

First thing first, he would develop a massive obsession with you. Will search and find EVERYTHING he needs and doesn't need to know about your person.

Why are you so fascinating? He can't exactly point it out. So to find out, he needs to stalk you everywhere until he understands. I mean QED 🤷🏻‍♀️ (NO!)

Tons of pictures and videos of you, would definitely steal your most precious things, like a necklace to wear it all time as a charm. Would also steal your underwear, maybe wear it too as a charm who knows what is under his infamous black outfits 🤔 imagine a panties necklace 😂

When he'd understand that he loves you, damn that'll be tricky. First he would probably frowned hard and be furious what is he doing? Love? What kind of fuckery is that? You're a nuisance in his grand plan to free human kind from life. You need to die.

He would try to kill you, with a sniper riffle. It didn't succeed when he wanted to stab you, your mesmerizing eyes distracted him, what was this shade? He would need to invent a name for it since it's so unique... Anyway! Sniper would do better. But oh boy... He wouldn't be able to pull the trigger. Not seeing you ever again, not have a chance to touch your skin who looks as soft as a peach, to see the life in your eyes... Fuck him, he's deeply in love.

Would 100% break into your flat and wait for you with wide wild eyes to tell you... Something... Anything but that he's in love with you. "Look sweetheart, from now on, you'll live with me. Better security, better furnitures. Don't say no, I don't want to carry you like a sack of potatoes." "... Ok? But who the fuck are you dude?! "

If you love him back, man, be ready for sweet sweet pet names, his best goofy lines and smiles, can be a true gentleman when he wants to. He would introduce you to his Bubbe.

But don't let your guard down too much sweetie, he is dangerous. Can switch from a lethal goofball to a very cold and dominant lover and don't you dare being bratty or do it at your own risk.

100% into BDSM, has much toys in store than a S.x shop and absolutely knows how to use it. Has a blood kink too.

Not too jealous, I mean who would be jealous of dead bodies freshly shot, or skinned alive? 👀😬

JERVIS TETCH

Congrats... You're his Alice. 🎉😬 He would be head over heels for you and would know it the second his eyes are on you. You're his muse, you're his queen, you're is EVERYTHING. *yandere alert here too*

He would always have his eyes on you, be it directly or with the help of his white rabbit or hypnotized people. He would never stop running after you and would do the most atrocious things to make you his.

Would be tempted to hypnotize you but wouldn't do it in the end. He wants you to love him as much as he does without this little trick. Instead, be ready to be invited at many tea parties.

Would work for HOURS to bake your favorite cakes and sandwiches, steal the most extravagant and fragrant teas just to impress you and spoil you rotten.

Will buy and send you tons of dresses, flowers and cute stuffed toys.

If you love him back, he would - like Oswald - be on top of the world. He would be a patient, very polite, and gentleman lover. Singing your praises all day and until he'd fall asleep.

Would want you with him 24/7, always have to feel one of his hands on your arm, knee, waist when you're in public. Would kiss your cheek and temples too.

In private he would always be next to you, very handsy and clingy. But will always asked for your consent before pushing things further. He's a gentleman after all and you love him deeply yes? So you wouldn't say no, would you? 👀👀

Might ask you to take the virus, just to be sure you'll be totally devoted to him. Slaughters and craziness would be a plus but his main priority is to ensure that you would never EVER leave him.

If you go somewhere without telling him before, he would panic. And hypnotize all Gotham just to bring you back to him.

Wouldn't hesitate to tie you to a chair, but always in front of a buffet to celebrate your return. 🍰🍩🧁🍪🥄

Do it once he may forgive if you plea for his forgiveness. Do it twice, he wouldn't hesitate to hypnotize you this time to keep you with him until world ends.

Very jealous, will 100% hypnotize the menace or use the Red Queen poison and show him why he's called the Mad Hatter. 😬

JONATHAN CRANE

Poor little cinnamon roll would choke behind his mask when seeing you 🥺

He didn't know he would ever feel that terrorized again. You're so beautiful in his eyes, so perfect that he would be paralized.

He would flee as soon as you enter the room he's in. You're too much.

Be patient, he would learn how to stay in your presence, he would just be very quiet at first. And after weeks of silent treatment would finally tells you : "what scares you the most?" in the most creepy tone you'd ever hear. Ok... Don't let that spook you, he really gave his best to break the ice, he's just clueless about how properly flirt with someone and fight his inner terror to talk to you. 🥺

If you love him back, terror will explode in his body. Oh god. What is he supposed to do now? His father didn't have a journal or guidelines for that! Oh dear... Please give him gentle directions, show him affection he craves it so much. But baby steps with the fellow, he needs to be handle with patience.

You'd be the first to hear about his lastest inventions, his progress, he would tell you everything and expects you to do the same with him.

Super sweet when he get the "what to do and don't" with your s/o. Clingy AF too, and super insecure. How could you love him, he's a monster, he does bad things for a great purpose, yes, but you shouldn't be involved in it, he knows how heartless and dangerous Gotham criminals can be. Would be paranoid about you being captured or injured.

He would definitely make a special defense gauntlet just for you with is toxin and gave you HOURS of lecture about how to use it and how you should never breath it if he's not here to ensure your safety.

Would offer you to inject the toxin to free you from fear. Be realistic dearie, you'll have to deal with it eventually and take it if you want to live your perfect criminal idyl with Scarecrow 🙆🏻‍♀️

I can picture him as a very devoted lover as an adult, mature, calm and loyal to death. He would go as far as Fries did for Nora and even further if needed. You and his grand villain plan are the pillars of his life.

As jealous as Tetch and Oswald but it would take him longer to notice when another person is hitting on you. But when he finally understands... Poor suitor would never get out of the nightmare. 😱

JEROME VALESKA

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 Poor you. Oh poor you. That being said, he would be obsessed with you. Especially who you could become if you let your true self being free.

He would accept his obsessive love for you as easily as Tech. What's the point in denying it? He should instead make it a great beautiful chaos with the two of you wreaking havoc in town!

Will put you through hell to bring your darkest side out. You don't need to become a violent chaotic sociopath like him, just be super cool with what he's doing and enjoying yourself as much as he does when slaughtering Gotham citizen for fun, even if you just watch.

Will try hard to make you laugh, brace yourself for gore, disturbing and macabre humor 👀 if you're not laughing, then you need to be pushed harder into insanity.

Careful with him, as Jeremiah, he wouldn't mind hurting you even badly to make you love him back. Jerome wouldn't mind curving a matching smile on your beautiful face, so smile for your survival dear.

If you love him back, he would feel unstoppable.

Would want you to always tag along when he's fooling around.

Always calls you to point how hilarious what he did was, "Look at this Y/N! Can you see his face? That is true fun!" SMILE!!!

Don't count on him too much to assure your safety. But if you're injured, he'd be really mad at the responsible and torture him to death, but always in a fun way to be able to make you laugh despite the pain.

He's a narcissistic guy, he would expect you to praise his incredible performances and flamboyant persona.

Would praise you too eventually.

Very handsy in private AND in public, don't you dare be a stick in the mud and deny him his fun with your body. 😬

He would make a huuuge effort to listen to you if you need attention and would try everything to comfort you if you ever feel sad, like creating a big circus in the middle of the city and kidnapping Bruce to put him inside of a giant canon. "Look Y/N, gonna send Billions of dollars in the air!"

Jealous. Jealous. Jealous. Will kill your suitors in a way that would make him LAUGH TO DEATH. 😬🤡

JEREMIAH VALESKA

You're as important as Bruce for him. But if Wayne is his dear best friend, you're his very cherished significant other.

It wouldn't take too much time for him to realize how much he loves you. But as Jerome did, he would want you to become your true you. And for that, he needs to kill all your relatives, friends and everyone you potentially appreciate except him of course.

He would be your guide in the insane path he wants you to take. Listen to him and strictly do as he say or you would suffer for nothing and waste precious time in your metamorphosis.

Would always know where you are, with who and what you are doing.

Don't you dare try to escape him or he would create a very special labyrinth just for you. One you would never cracked without him.

If you love him back, he would expect a total devotion from you. You must worship him and his incredible genius.

Would make sure to keep Ecco in line and not risk her to harm you. But careful here, if he suspects you to not love him enough, he would make her challenge you and the prize would be his affection.

You have to be ready to blow your head for him as she did. Fortunately, he would stop you before you pulled the trigger, he loves you too much to take the risk, right? Or maybe he already knows that the bullet wouldn't be here this time? So you can shoot without a fear... right?

If you survived so far, first congratulations, second, he would spoil you rotten too. Flowers, jewels, grande couture outfits... You would have it all. 👸🤴👞👠👗🧥

Will be attentive to your "Well being", mature lover, a very good listener.

ALWAYS ask him how he is doing. He isn't as blunt and obvious as Jerome but the two are freaking narcissists! So give him your full attention, praise his plans and don't you dare doubting him. Plan A didn't work, so what, he has B, C, D, E, F coming if needed, he's always three steps ahead, you should KNOW that since you love him.

Jealous. Jealous. Jealous. JEALOUS. He would be very cold and methodical to teach your suitor a deadly lesson. Don't have any problem to implant one of his bomb inside of their stomac and expose them to the whole city to show what happens when someone is hitting on you 😬