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Lucan loves holding and kissing hands. Let him trace the lines on your palm and give them and your knuckles little kisses. He also has nice hands. A little scarred from woodcarving and fights.
#yes he knows how to carve animal figurines#he'll give them as gifts#shut up cali [ ooc ]#just the random soft thought of the day#trying to write my perfect story | headcannons
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tobiizu au continuing my "izuna with a breeding kink" agenda in which tobirama invents the concept of child support while designing the village and izuna immediately gets obsessed
what do you mean he gets to create a kid with tobirama (somehow) AND prove hes a great provider by continuing to financially support them...but the doesn't have to do any of the child-raising stuff???? fucking sign him up IMMEDIATELY
tobirama keeps trying to explain it's meant to be a last resort for neglectful or abusive parents but izuna can't hear him over the sound of blood rushing to his-
#tobiizu#tobizu#izutobi#kagami's parents are both dead so izuna decides he'll have to do.#kagami grows up with a great teacher and an extremely well-funded lifestyle.#izuna is first in line to pay when it's due and he gives gifts every holiday and he buys them a house.#kagami refuses to explain to his classmates the situation because hes not paid enough to deal with that shit.
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Hellspawn idea that hit me like a religious vision
Astarion can't stop thinking of the color of this flower Karlach found during one of the more idyllic moments of traveling to Baldur's Gate, and it should have been such an inconsequential moment. It was just a flower. But the delight burning in the embers of her mirthful eyes just sticks with him. And it's mostly annoying how happy she is about everything, but he also can't hold it against her when she, too, is adjusting to sudden, newfound freedom, and hers is much more limited than his.
And it isn't even a romantic moment or anything, right? Karlach just sees it on the edge of where the last bit of life was able to grow between the Shadow Curse and the land beyond it. She's STOKED. Bellowing in that way she does about this flower. She just takes a moment to enjoy it, then moves on. Doesn't pick it. Doesn't touch it. Just moves on with her day.
but this moment sticks with him and he thinks about it when they're curled together under the stars that night, his body fitting against the curve of hers, his cold weight soaking up every bit of warmth her overheated body will give him, and her arms are SO strong, but so gentle in the way she holds him.
The immortal forced to reckon with mortality bc this woman, who truly believe deserves a much better lot in life, only has a finite amount of time to appreciate the flowers and the sunrise and just. everything.
He'll still be able to live his life from the shadows and find beauty in the darkness, but Karlach?
He can see her death coming on the horizon and there's so much he actually wants to do, now that they're trying to make things real. and he just. is feeling the pressure bc he did waste time trying to get Karlach into a position to protect him and he'll forever feel bad about it (but not say anything bc that's his burden to carry).
So the immortal keeps thinking about this flower and what Karlach would look like adorned in beautifully crafted items accented in blue: gilded chains and cuffs adorning her hair and horns, sturdy leather dyed and stamped, fine silk embroidered with expensive floss, of all the nice things he wishes she could experience - because he promised her new experiences once they returned - and just.
When everyone's sleeping, he just spends that time sneakily embroidering this doublet he stole from a vendor the moment they entered the city. He's working against time, too, cus this is a gift he HAS to give her before her time is up. So, his skilled fingers move quickly, embroidering this black doublet with the most beautiful embroidery done mostly in blue, but accented with red, orange, and yellow.
He's almost done when Karlach tells him one night that she thinks she doesn't have much longer. Her heart is in overdrive and she can feel her body beginning to give out, to fail her when freedom was so close she could taste it. and it isn't fair. Astarion is SO angry at the world and at the Gods because he FINALLY has someone and. Time is running out. he feels even more powerless here because it really is just up to Karlach and whether she wants to keep going or not. He tries to talk to her about it, but usually they just end up fighting because they're both stubborn.
So, he avoids the conversation, mostly. Just tries to pretend the end isn't peeking over the horizon.
He doesn't give her the doublet right away. He doesn't want that finality, to give it to her and to know this may very well be the last time he gets to give her something he put his time into for her like this. and he has other gifts for her. a new owlbear to go with clive (even if he thinks that's juvenile, but he's not going to judge....well. he will, but not as much as if it were Gale who still had his stuffies). but he just. cannot bring himself give her this doublet bc he knows it's the first and last time she'll be adorned in something that he put together for her. the embroidered doublet is his labor of love, and the man does NOT like to labor.
embroidering isn't even necessarily his favorite thing to do, it's just one of his skills he actually has. he lacks self-confidence when it comes to what qualities he thinks he has that make him worthy of a relationship, but he can make sure his partners' clothes are mended and presentable.
When he finally gives it to her, it's after they take down Gortash. Karlach spends that very night alone, and Astarion cannot take it. He hasn't spent a single night away from Karlach since before they arrived at the Shadow-Cursed Lands, and now they're literally counting the days until they're taken from one another. He's big mad, seething, but very respectful to her bc he understands. he's not mat at HER, he's mad at everyone that took everything they could from her.
That's the first night he actually sits down and starts coming up with a plan. And it's a genuinely good one, but it's the first good one he's had in almost two-centuries. This is when he comes up with how he wants to convince Karlach to let him go to Avernus with her. He's not ready to let go and he is willing to murder his way through the Hells with her if he gets to see her smile about inconsequential things again.
He gives her the doublet the night before they plan to head for the Morphic Pool. They know it may be their last night together, so after a group meal, when everyone is winding down to turn in for the night, they make their way up to the roof of the tavern. They sit beneath the stars, side by side, but they're just sitting and refusing to look at one another.
Karlach is unusually still and silent. She's exhausted. Astarion swears she had his undead heart beating again, but seeing her like that had it stop cold in his chest. He tries to break the silence, to cut off his own thoughts so he doesn't spiral into despair thinking of the unknown, but just ends up reaching out to take her hand.
She's hot to the touch. He can feel that her temperature IS increasing and just. imagining what she's feeling and how she's been pent up this entire trip. like no fucking release from the pressure of this shitty heart that only does its job in the right environment.
She's the one who breaks it first. to thank him for his company. to tell him that he was a little fucking SHIT when she first met him, but she always could see something good behind the veneer of mischief hiding the fear in his piercing eyes. but she loves him and she's so, so happy to have been given a chance to love someone, to touch them freely, to feel loved in return. it was something she was missing in the last 10 years of the loneliness of being simple cannon fodder in an endless war.
and she doesn't want to talk abt this. she had been avoiding it, took him on their date to pretend like he wasn't doomed to be left alone in his eternity. And neither of them even MENTION the elephant in the room. like they're both talking circles around what's going to happen, but they're being honest about the feelings they have for one another. like the only thing they even voice concern for is not being able to take out the Absolute.
Under the stars, accompanied by declarations of love spilling from their lips, Astarion produces the doublet. Karlach is just ecstatic that she received a gift, but when she realizes HE embroidered it, she's just kinda like.
This is. the most beautiful gift i've ever received, fangs.
and her calloused fingers, fingers that had seen more war and death than anyone her age should have to, gently touch the floss, follow the design, and she realizes the particular shades of orange, red, and yellow are in her eyes, in her body, in her chest, all complimented by the blue thread he used as the main color of the design.
It's a design made of the sun, moon, and stars, trailing up the front, across the broad shoulders, and down the back yoke.
she's his sun. She's the gentle warmth of the sun's rays comforting him when he would rather recede to the shadows and fall back on old habits. she's his moon and his stars, his guiding light when everything seems like it may crash down and suffocate him. She's everything good in this world if you look for it. She's proof that you can be put through shit and still come out a decent person.
Karlach does cry, but it's nothing dramatic. It's a few tears, her own stomach and chest twisting with an overwhelming sense of loss and yearning; the loss of time when her light inevitably extinguishes and a deep yearning to stay. it's in direct opposition to her desire to die in the place she loves simply so she can keep living this life with the man she loves.
She puts the doublet on, wearing it that night while he cuddled against her side. They held each other beneath the stars, until it was time for Karlach to get some rest for the upcoming battle. Astarion spends that entire night just watching her, playing with her hair, getting every last touch he can, then makes a vow that he WILL save Karlach, just as she saved him.
#bat rambles#hellspawn#karlach#astarion#bg3#i'm dying on the hill that astarion's preferred way of showing love#would be gift giving (making sure his partner is taken care of) and touch#but like the former he would NOT draw any attention to that's between him and his partner#like generally gift giving with him is someone just finds it wrapped up on their bed like he's a cat#or in some cases#he'll just casually give it to them during an unrelated convo and. not mention the gift once#for example i imagine when he and mercy are going through loot#to decide what to keep and what to sell#astarion will sometimes pick a ring from the bunch#or maybe he had one he had found while actively looting and tucked it away specifically to give#but he'd just reach over to put the ring on one of their fingers#then go back to what he's doing#just gestures like that#he's dramatic but i think he'd be awkward with gift giving#bc part of it is just how long he went without y'know#once he loves someone he just needs all their needs to be met and then some#one day i'll actually write this out but#here's a quick play by play of what i keep envisioning lmao#long post#bat writes#fic idea
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P!SCOTT ALREADY HAD ABANDOMENT ISSUES AND NOW THERE'S THIS SHIT??
I did not expect better from P!Owen tho I'm not going to lie, this is not a surprising action from her character, it's just sad she never got the development that would make her change her mind.
#mcyt#pirates smp#smajor1995#scott smajor#owengejuicetv#p!scott has always put more effort into and valued his friendship with p!owen waaaay more than owen did lbr#scott was always giving gifts and looking out for owen and saying he'll be the person to drive them both places#and while owen has willingly done adventures with scott and also looked out for him#owen has also been the only person on the factions to continuously and repeatedly insult and make fun of scott in regards to his parents#and so this is how it ends :((
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Zenos, who is relying on vague advice about "love languages" after hearing his boyfriend mention a cheesy obscure eroge a single time while he was in the room
#Eorzea Academy#Academia Eorzea#Zenos yae Galvus#Au Ra Xaela#zenoswol#wolzenos#codysenshiart#Eorzea Academy ArkheZenos is just various antics with Zenos parroting relationship advice extremely literally#because he's of the mind that intimate activities don't make sense to dwell on when they physically excite each other enough in battle#but he does think it's fair to compromise somehow since Arkhe drops everything to fight him all the time so he sought the advice#he'll not say a single word to Arkhe when he listens to what Arkhe expresses interest in and manages to get the best editions of it all#the shiniest and newest and rarest that're impossible to find#and he never once reveals how he gets the stuff because it's not important to him#he was told you can give gifts to your special someone to show your appreciation of them and he's doing just that#and yes he gets 99% of the stuff in super shady ways this is Zenos we're talking about he'd do whatever he wanted to get the stuff#his whole thing when expressing his feelings in other ways that aren't combat-oriented boils down to ''I don't get it but whatever''
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lassie can hear the high pitched frequency that lights and electronics make
#psych#psych 2006#psych tv#shawn spencer#carlton lassiter#this headcanon brought to you by: hearing the high pitched frequency that lights and electronics make#its actually the worst thing ever cause most people dont hear it and i just sound totally crazy anytime i bring it up#like sorry. no teacher !! i will not be going to that side of the room because the noise that only myself and my girlfriend can hear is so#loud that its giving me a headache lowkey#when he's at his desk sometimes he'll wear earplugs cause its so bad. or ooooh he's gifted noise cancelling earbuds but not exactly earbuds#like the loop plugs i think theyre called??? that people use for like concerts n stuff. idk if they would help the noise tee bee aich ive#never used ear protection for the noise. maybe it would help lmao??? sound off in reblogs guys. who else is hearing the noise#ANYWAYS#ohara would gift them to him#cuz shes a good friend & good detective partner (and she notices things and remembers small details that others dont think r important)
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Want to hear thoughts and ideas on characters & child!reader during the reader birthday. Who would send a birthday message? Who would wish birthday in person? Who would give a gift and what gift? who would organize a party for them?
The AE familywould throw a party for them 🥹 Welt would be very exited about decoration the whole place, March would create a program, Dan Heng would be responsible for ordering stuff (and making sure everything goes according to Match's program), Himeko would send indentations and the trailblazer would distract reader
I think Jing Yuan, Aven, Topaz, Robin, Bronya and Fu Xyan would send presents and messages but would not be able to attend since they're very busy (all feel horrible btw). All send very nice and thoughtful gifts but I feel like Aven would go overboard and buy so many toys for them, they won't be able to fit in their room.
Herta and Ruan Mei would not attend either but would send messages and Ruan Mei would even send a cake. Maybe a critter too. Screwllum would visit though!! Even if for a short while.
Stellaron Hunters, Jingliu and Luocha wouldn't be able to visit for obvious reasons, but SW would appear as a hologram. Firefly would use the fact that everyone know her as Sam to visit them in person tho. For a short while as well, due to her poor health. Would bring a cute bunny toy that reminded her of Pom Pom.
Ratio would show up for a short while and give them an encyclopedia 💀 remember the valentine event on twitter when his gift was a book like be fr there're other gifts as well
Gepard funnily took a day off just to see alnd congratulate them!! You know how it's implied that him and Sevral are lowkey competing for the position of Lynx's favourite sibling? Yeah, they would do that with reader as well. Sevral giving them a toy she created herself and Gepard awkwardly giving them flowers he grew. Lynx would give them a small camping kit
It's hard to reach Argenti so they didn't send him an invitation 😞 But he found out anyway because he's just like that. If it's possible, he'll show up to congratulate them and give them flowers. If not, he'll send a message and give them flowers next time they meet.
Yanqing would gift them a sword let's be real. And Natasha would gift a self-made toy!!
#Seele may give them her favorite comic books#Luka wouldn't know what to give them so he'll treat them to dinner and buy them a bunch of souvenirs#if Sunday is alive he'll send something expensive too#guangfeng singing happy birthday on her stream 😭#sampo would actually BUY them a gift instead of stealing#child!reader
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Headcanon #45: Mind likes making things with legos, kandi, paracord, wood work, kniting, crocheting, anything really. Sometimes he'll make things for Soul & Heart and give it to them. Bros stubborn and embarrassed by it tho so he leaves it in their rooms or just throws it at them.
#chonny jash#cj mind#doesnt know how to make compliments or give gifts so it'll either do it in secret#or he'll be like “hey fuc you” and just toss whatever he made at them#also idk why i specifically rlly like him makin lil things outta wood#like lil shapes & figures an whatever#idk why i just enjoy the idea
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The Hideyoshi Kan wearing special birthday glasses for his castmates' birthdays saga continues!
#14shyx#kamen rider#kamen rider geats#star of the stars of the stars.kr#kr diaries ❦ geats#toku alumni#geats cast#kokoro aoshima#hideyoshi kan#ryuga sato#kazuto mokudai#the fact that he buys different glasses for each birthday and prob gives them as a gift (judging by pics with sato)#and i think he only does this with the original quintet?#what a dorky sweetheart awwwww#now i'm a little sad that we won't see what pair he'll buy for yuna's birthday#even if i won't trade hidenyan for the world haha
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I think some of y'all (people in uni) were never 15 and read, "we accept the love we think we deserve" and sobbed while reading perks of being a wallflower and it shows
#gift giving is not a competition to some of us bestie#love is not conditional#dont make me overwhelmed by making our mutual friends bday a fucking competition#thank god her best friend also agrees and we are both her best friends so we know#but just why are people so#like this insecurity with love is so insane#people who want to see your love will see your love at the end of the day and if they don't keep being the lighthouse around please#anyway in other good news spoke to the cool batchmate i always wanted to talk more with and she was also like bro i love having convos with#you lets hangout and so we ate dinner walked and talked about history partition cultural stories my ex friend's bisexuality crisis which was#so similar to hers also takked about my cultural crisis family stories her firefly house urdu poetry her boyfriend my career pospects#so yayy i guess but so tired presentation was good prof questioned a lot cause he literally knows my source text authors its his friend in#uni and this girl said he'll take us out for drinks on last day of course so yayyyyyyy#my roomie and her bf constantly talk eh that is but i am gonna shower play my playlist till i sleep#today has been something but atleast i will have dinner with a new person tomorrow as well so yayyyy#life is just being very overwhelmed lately and i just hope people i love know that i love them and i am missing them even though#they live a floor above from me or live miles away too actually#eni life stories
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Lady's line "I'm just gonna double check" while walking off after everyone's finally in one place always confused me, but what if that's her cover for going someplace quiet to have a complete breakdown? Hell, it could be code for Trish, Lady, and Dante. Lord knows they all need a good cry now and then
#devil may cry#i get this is family drama: the game series but im still upset that lady and trish get glossed over so horrendously#theyre family too dammit!!#let them have more presence in the story!!#their stories are just as compelling and interesting but theyre barely allowed to be anything more than eye candy#tho i will say that trish not bullshitting V and Lady being a big sister to Nero are amazing scenes and i want the boys to return the favor#nero commissions a gun for lady w some stupid meme and it instantly becomes her favorite weapon#vergil is ofc awkward abt everything but the moment he finds out she enjoys smth he leaves gifts wherever she will find them#whether its chocolates or phone charms or special ammo he'll get it for her and they never speak abt it ever#give me awkward complex and highly traumatized found family or give me death
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...I'm also learning that, while he's (probably) not as bad as he was, Eluvias is definitely still obsessive about his partner in some ways.
#[Eluvias -headcanons-]#Sitting here like 'What love languages would Luvi prefer to receive?'#only to immediately be met with 'I would love all of them if they're from my person!'#I felt like a parent smacking their kid's hand as they try to sneak a cookie out of the cookie jar#just 'No! You're not supposed to think like that anymore it leads to bad things'#'What kind of gifts would woo Luvi?'#'All of--'#'IDEAL DATES?'#'Any; as long as--'#He hasn't thought about love in a bit so I suppose I should cut him some slack but like#I feel like he'll 'give an inch take a mile' me the second I do asldfknaf
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@vixlenxe
Violet please, we all know when xaos says he doesn't celebrate something you force him to anyway.
#its like we did on his birthday#by not celebrate he really means he'll give out gifts but be difficult about receiving them
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Is zalla a character of some sort or a real person?
what an interesting question that is difficult for me to personally answer
no! she is not a physical bodied person, she lives in my brain and soul :) i don't personally enjoy calling the people in my head characters just due to personal choice
some people call them brain children or head mates, i haven't found an apt term that fits for us. they simply live in my brain
i don't think i'd ever post and IRL people on here without explicit consent. more often than not i'd draw personas, and i'd @ them if they had a blog
though i HAVE drawn my partner Neos a few time, who doesn't have social medias, so i don't really do anything with that xD
any way! Zalla is a person who lives in my brain, she is lovely and she lives in my personal RP world and Universe, as well as one of my friends RP worlds
she's very lovely and i adore her ^^
but to the point! that's actually why my icon is the way that it is!
i have a whole planet and galaxy full of people who i get the privlage of writing or drawing ^^
#justatext#justask#ask#anonymous#hi the mod has mental illnesses that let me hallusinate most of the people in my brain#it's fairly pleasant until it's something i dont like#but i've got methods of dealing with that so it's okay!#the people in my head have been with me for so long and i cherish them#it's why im able to draw Spicy Boris tbh because Borres gives me permission or he'll answer how he wants to reply#if he doesn't feel spicy i make the ask funny#if he feels spicy well#then something like the door ripping gift happens#Zalla is relatively new as in a few months old now#ttechnecally she's a few years old but i didn't really hammer her out until i focused on her and her family#which they are all great!#and very BOTW leaning cuz they like that world and aesthetic#and thats okay!!#art#justaart
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new neighbor!simon riley whom you bring cookies to as a way to welcome him to the neighborhood, so naturally he has to pay you back, right?
you'd seen the moving trucks pull up at the little house next door, peering through the frilly curtains that frame your window, pulling back the blinds to peek through the cracks at who this new neighbor is.
you couldn't get much of a glimpse, though you saw the tall, looming stature dressed in a dark void for clothes, and a mask over his head that made your tummy writhe with unease.
nonetheless, you turned to your kitchen and decided you'd make a housewarming gift. it was the nice thing to do after all!
so with a warmed plate of fresh cookies in your palms, you tediously stepped down the stones from your little abode to the sidewalk between yours and his new house. your shoes padded along the concrete before approaching his door.
a tender fist knocked knuckles against the firm door, an innocent glint in your eyes as you patiently waited for the man to open the door.
simon wasn't expecting anyone, hell, he hadn't even told anyone he had moved. his ears perked at the shallow knock, his socked feet padding against the wooden floors before peeking in the little peephole.
last thing he was expecting was a sweet little thing such as yourself to be waiting for a brute like him to answer the door, but he didn't want to keep you waiting much longer now.
with a creak, the door opened and revealed his daunting figure that towered over you. you felt his shadow cover you as you look up to him, mumbling a few measly words welcoming him to the neighborhood.
his face, more like his eyes, were stoic, but you noticed a slight crinkle in his skin, the mask shifting ever so slightly as a gruff voice responded to your words, "thanks, luv', why don'ya c'mon in?" he offered.
because the least he could do is invite you in for a cuppa, sit down and chat while you shared the plate of cookies over the island in the kitchen, right?
it felt sinful, leading a little doll like doe into his house, the door slowly creaking shut with a slight push. nonetheless, a large hand splayed across your lower back to guide you to the empty kitchen, boxes scattered along the floors.
your hands gripped the edge of the island tightly, your knuckles turning white as you bite back soft mewls. simon was kneeled, a hand pressing down on your back to keep your stomach against the counter, face buried in your sopping cunt. its compensation, lovie!
he groaned, slick drooling down his chin, nose buried in your pussy. the warm of his breath caused goosebumps to rise along your skin, his other hand full of fatty flesh from your plush rear, pulling the muscle aside to allow himself access to your sweet, drooling pussy.
you were so sweet, just like heaven, how could he refuse! besides, you were dripping for him anyways.
his lips latched to your folds, slurping up your slick with lewd squelches, teeth grazing your clit with soft nips as his tongue pushed past your walls.
your spongy walls contorted around the pink muscle as he coated your pussy in saliva, mumbling almost incoherently, "fuck, s'sweet, luvie. tastier than the damn sweets."
your knees trembled, buckling because of the pleasure as your walls pulsed around his tongue. a convulsing pattern as the heat in your tummy built with rising anticipation of ecstasy. your hips squirmed under him, but his strong hands manhandled you to how he wanted.
come on, lovie, you'll learn he needs quite a few sweets after having been deprived of them so long.
he'll take care of you, wipe you clean with a damp washcloth and throw a warm, definitely too big shirt fresh from the dryer over your body and convince you to stay the night.
give him your key to get your stuff, lovie! but don't question how he managed to get a copy so quick.
#ghost call of duty#simon ghost riley fanfiction#ghost x reader#ghost x you#simon ghost fluff#simon ghost riley x you#ghost cod#simon ghost x reader#ghost x y/n#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon riley imagine#ghost mw2#ghost simon riley#cod modern warfare#cod x reader#cod#cod mwii#cod mw2#call of duty#ghost smut#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost smut#simon ghost x you#simon riley cod#simon x reader#simon riley x afab reader#simon riley x female reader
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Couples shit with Simon Riley, Newlywed Edition:
You and Simon got married, and Price was the Best Man. Kyle stood on your side, and Soap was the flower girl. He blew bubbles instead of throwing flower petals because you and Soap thought it would be funnier. There's a picture floating around somewhere of Simon staring rather concerningly at a particularly large bubble Soap blew, too.
You two swearing you're gonna fuck all night long on your wedding night... only to crash as soon as you hit the bed. You didn't even take your clothes off. The sexathon came later. You two just woke up, looked at each other, happy as a pair of clams, and bloody hell, you made an honest man out of Simon fuckin' Riley.
Getting each other gag gifts as a wedding present. You were serious about getting him that cockring weren't you, love? Well, he has all the time in the world to make use of it.❤️
Noticing how relaxed and settled Simon is after you two start your married lives. Well, as relaxed and settled as Simon could be, all things considered, but he's not as anxious. He's... content. Happy.
Simon still can't believe it though. He's married. He's bloody married. You married him. A right bastard like him, at that. Simon makes a promise to himself and you to never turn what you two have into the shit show that defined his parents' union, promises to never become the asshole his father was, and it gives him all the strength he needs to combat his demons. He'll fight them every day if means seeing your smiling face, luv.
Simon also using the fact that he's married for shock value for everyone other than 141. He doesn't really tell the others but also doesn't bother addressing the news when it gets out. He just lets it be. It's amusing, though, seeing the confusion and shock on the other soldiers' faces when they find out. "Wait, Lieutenant Riley's married? He has a missus?" Correction: "I'm the missus."
He also jokes with the rest of 141 on some, "Sorry, lads, 'm an honest bloke now," which makes the others snort. Will also use a variant for you, too. "No can do, lovie, you made an honest missus outta me." Pfft.
You've also taken to calling him the Hubster ("Pretty cute, eh, Si-bear?" ".........") and you're banned from saying it in public lmao.
Similarly, you use the shock value to troll your associates. Your coworkers were not expecting Simon of all people to be the one you married. You call HIM the Missus? ("Sure do.") The way they see it, you two are polar opposites. Well, they do say that opposites attract.
Simon buying a chain for his wedding band for when he deploys because even with the gloves on, he refuses to wear his ring near his gun. It's a symbol of you, one of the best fuckin' things to ever happen to him, and he'll be damned if he ever lets the two touch.
You jokingly suggest that because Simon has really taken to the missus thing and ran with it, he should get it tattooed on him. This being Simon bloody Riley, he goes and does exactly that. The shock on your face was worth it all. Cheers, darling.
You two holding hands if only to look at your wedding bands side by side and bloody fuckin' hell, you're falling in love with each other all over again.
#2queued4u.#nsfw-ish.#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern missusfare.#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#call of duty x reader#call of duty x you#cod x reader#cod x you#x black reader#x poc reader#x plus size reader#task force 141
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