#he’s suchhhhh a little guy

[skyward-floored]

IAU requests you say? 👀👀👀👀👀👀

okay okay hmmmmm what about some bby Hyrule angst? as he's adjusting to living with the others? :3

- hero-of-the-wolf

@hero-of-the-wolf I hope you don’t mind I mixed these two asks together a bit to write this! I couldn’t resist the allure of a sickfic lol. This also fits with today’s febuwhump prompt, which is “holding back tears”, heh.

This takes place not long after Hyrule comes along, maybe a month or two. Little guy is still very much adjusting 😔

Warning for some throwing up, and some mentions of past child abuse.

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It started with a twinge, a tiny ache.

Hyrule’s heart sank the moment he woke up and felt it, a little sting when he swallowed, a sinking feeling in his stomach. He hurriedly brushed it aside when Four gave him a curious look, and went downstairs for breakfast, trying to tell himself it was only his imagination. He was fine.

It got harder to ignore as the day went on though, the lump in his stomach turning to nausea, the sting in his throat a true ache. But Hyrule kept ignoring it, trying to act normal, making sure he did anything that was asked of him without any complaint. He did the bit of handwriting Malon had started him on, helped sweep the floor, healed Wind’s scraped knee when he came to him crying, and despite the shake in his legs and the buzz in his head that only got worse, he kept it up.

Being sick made things harder, but Hyrule knew complaining only made it worse. Somewhere in his head he knew his new family wasn’t like any of his old caretakers, wouldn’t scream at him for slowing down or healing less intensely than normal, but Hyrule had still only been with them a little while now.

Who was to say what they thought about being sick? He couldn’t be useful if he was sick. What if they kicked him out when they realized?

Hyrule’s heart skipped a beat. No. It was safer to hide it. Even if they didn’t kick him out, whining about a little dizziness and nausea would only be an annoyance. He would just ignore it, and wait for it to go away like he always did.

Or, that was the plan, anyway.

Hyrule had forced himself to eat dinner that night, knowing Malon and Time didn’t like it when he left food on his plate. His stomach felt way worse after he finished, but he ignored it, and managed to get through the rest of the evening without any incidents. He got ready for bed promptly, avoided Twilight’s nose that seemed to sniff out everything, dodged Wild and Legend who were wrestling in the bathroom, and finally curled up in bed with a sigh. He felt better lying down at least.

He lightly dozed until Malon came in to tuck Wind and Four in bed, and he watched her quietly as she read them a story, then settled them in bed. Would Malon really be mad if he was sick? She was always so nice, and when he’d still had his cough from the fire, she hadn’t been annoyed then.

But...

“You worthless brat!”

Hyrule sighed and lowered his head as his stomach rolled. He didn’t know.

Time came in and said goodnight to them all before leaving again, busy with something with work, and Malon came over to Hyrule, having finished with Wind and Four. She tucked him in and kissed his head, but then she hesitated a moment when she drew back, looking at him with a slight squint.

“Is everything okay, hon?” she asked. Hyrule’s stomach seemed to churn more sharply at the question, but he quickly nodded, trying his best to look healthy.

Malon still looked a little suspicious, her brows furrowed, but she nodded in turn and stood up.

“Okay, if you’re sure. Goodnight sweetie,” she said, and Hyrule said goodnight back to her, curling up as she left the room and trying to ignore his stomach so he could sleep.

Sleep didn’t seem to want to come though. He was plenty tired, but his nausea rolled through him in a way that made it impossible to sleep. Hyrule would just manage to doze off a little when his stomach would churn, and he’d have to reposition himself before trying to sleep again.

There was a pressing on his throat now too, one that only lessened a little when he swallowed, and Hyrule tried desperately to ignore it. He even tried using a little spurt of his powers on himself, hoping it would help something, but all it served to do was make him dizzier. It must have been the middle of the night by now, and he’d barely slept a wink.

Hyrule rolled over again, clutching his blanket to himself as he bit his tongue.

I’m fine. It’s just a stomachache. Go to sleep.

Hyrule’s stomach rumbled in a bad way, and he curled in tighter on himself.

It’s okay, it’s just an ache, you’re fine.

His stomach rolled more sharply. The pressing on his throat grew worse, and Hyrule whimpered.

You’re fine you’re fine you’re fineyou’refineyou’refine—

His stomach lurched, the pressing on his throat reaching the point of no return, and Hyrule stumbled out of bed, holding his hand over his mouth as he scrambled for the bathroom.

He only made it about halfway down the hallway before he couldn’t hold it back anymore.

Hyrule stumbled over and vomited all over the floor, unable to stop himself. Tears pricked at his eyes as he threw up, his throat burning, and all he could do was retch for several moments, all while trying to be as quiet as possible.

Finally his stomach finished rebelling, and Hyrule sank down to his knees, a ragged hiccup escaping him. He hated throwing up. And he didn’t even feel any better than he had before.

Hyrule let out a soft moan, clutching at his stomach, then braced himself before opening his eyes. It was even worse than he’d been expecting, and Hyrule began to shake as he stared at the mess of what used to be his dinner on the floor, mind whirling with dizziness and sudden terror.

He’d thrown up all over the floor, and a rug.

No no no no you ruined it you wrecked their things they’re going to punish you—

Hyrule nearly threw up again as memories lodged in his head of other sicknesses, voices screeching in his ears, head spinning. Being yelled at for daring to throw up, told to clean up his own mess, berated for being too weak to heal and kicked around one time when he just couldn’t make his trembling body move—

Hyrule clutched at his hair, and tried to take in steadying breaths.

No. No, he would figure this out. He would clean it up, and nobody would even know. There had to be cleaning supplies around somewhere, right? He knew where Malon kept a few things, but not stuff that would helpful for this. But surely the bathroom had cleaners somewhere?

He’d start there.

Hyrule swallowed back the burn in his throat, and dizzily stumbled to his feet, hurrying on shaking legs to the bathroom. Nobody was using it thank goodness, and despite how his head hurt even more as he flicked the light on, he firmly ignored it, looking carefully in the cabinet and drawers. His hands shook as he dug around, trying not to disturb anything too much, and the tight feeling in his stomach only increased, due to both nausea and emotion.

You’ll clean it up it’ll be fine you’ll clean it up and nobody will know and nothing will happen.

Hyrule finally found an old towel next to some sponges, one obviously used to clean with. Hyrule sagged in relief and snatched it up, heading back to the hallway. His vomit was obvious in the faint moonlight from the window, and Hyrule swallowed as he looked at it, stomach lurching as the smell hit him.

No no no, get it together. You’ve got to clean it up.

Hyrule breathed in harshly through his nose, turning away to get fresh air, then turned back once he felt his stomach was settled enough. He could do this. He wasn’t going to make even more of a mess.

Hyrule swallowed, the action hurting his throat, and started mopping up the mess, trying to hold his breath. The towel only sort of worked, his sick thick enough that he was mostly just spreading it around, and after a few moments Hyrule stopped with an anxious tap of his fingers. What else could he do? And even when he did manage to clean up the mess, where was he going to put it?

Hyrule stared dumbly at the vomit, feeling gross in multiple senses of the word.

He didn’t want to be sitting here next to his sick, trying to figure out how to clean it up while his head ached and his stomach twisted and his hands shook with fear.

He just wanted to go back to bed.

Hyrule bit his lip to stop himself from crying again, and tried to calm down. Maybe he should look for something he could throw out? That would be the easiest way to get rid of it. There were lunch bags downstairs... that might work. How was he going to get the mess into the bag though?

Hyrule stared at it again, trying to get his exhausted brain to think, but nothing was coming to mind.

And then he heard the floor creak.

Hyrule froze, his hearing seeming to sharpen at that single noise. Another creak rang out from the direction of Time and Malon’s room only a few paces away, and Hyrule’s breath caught, panic making his stomach lurch.

They’re going to see.

They woke up they’re going to see they’re going hate me they—

A shield flickered around him without his permission, making Hyrule’s dizziness worse as he quickly dropped it again. The pressing feeling came back into his throat, panic making him shake, fear pounding in his chest and squeezing so tight his lungs hurt.

His stomach lurched, and as the door opened, Hyrule threw up again right beside where he had before.

“Oh— good grief kiddo—”

Hyrule’s retching mixed with sobs he couldn’t hold back, and he barely heard the footsteps over his heart pounding in his ears, terror freezing him in place. A hand settled on his back, and Hyrule nearly choked, only crying harder as it began to rub.

“Just get it out Hyrule, it’s okay,” a voice said, and he let out a miserable noise, trying desperately to stop throwing up. There was barely anything in his stomach now, but things kept coming up anyway, bile burning as it went up his throat.

Finally he got his heaving under control, and Hyrule trembled as he looked up, feeling sick and disgusting and terrified.

Time knelt beside him, face creased, and Hyrule shrank in on himself, trying to hurriedly wipe his tears away. Crying always made it worse.

It didn’t here, a voice whispered in his head, reminding him of comforting arms wrapped around him while he sobbed, but the memory was lost in his headache and twisting stomach and weight of worse memories.

“Are you finished?” Time asked softly, and Hyrule sniffled, managing to nod. “Hyrule, what happened?”

“I w-was— I was t-trying to get to the bathroom, b-but I couldn’t do it— and I was trying t-to clean it, but— I’m sorry,” he choked out, more tears welling in his eyes.

Time looked at him with what might have been concern, but then Malon appeared in the doorway, and Hyrule’s gaze flicked to her. She looked... disgusted.

“Oh sweetie,” Malon sighed as she looked at the mess, and Hyrule was sure that meant she was mad. She flicked the light on so they could see better, then knelt down beside him and Time, taking in his trembling, disgusting, teary form. “Have you felt sick all day?”

Hyrule gave a tiny nod, and Malon sighed again, Hyrule flinching at the sound.

“Were you trying to clean this up by yourself?” Time questioned, and Hyrule bit his lip.

“Yes. I’m sorry I-I woke you,” he croaked, looking down at the floor as more tears dripped down his face. “I’ll— I’ll clean it. I’ll be quiet, I w-won’t bother you anymore.”

“Hyrule, you— honey, goodness, you don’t need to clean this up, we’ll handle it,” Malon said worriedly, and Hyrule stared at her like she’d grown a second head.

“But I made th-the mess, it’s my fault, I should clean it—”

“Link, you’re sick. Your job right now is to rest,” Time said patiently, leaning over and picking up the towel Hyrule had attempted to clean with. Time and Malon briefly met eyes, and he gave a small nod. “We’ll take care of it.”

Hyrule blinked at him, beyond confused. “But I... I ruined the rug,” he whispered, shrinking into himself while he expected a yell or smack.

To his surprise, Time laughed.

“Hyrule, this rug has had plenty of things happen to it, a little vomit will hardly ruin it,” he chuckled, shaking his head. “You’re not even the first kid to throw up on it.”

“I’m not?” Hyrule peeped, and Time nodded.

“You’re not. And even if you were, it’s just a rug,” Malon assured, then gently took his hand. “You look pretty rough, sweetie. What do you say we get you cleaned up?”

Hyrule hesitated, still extremely confused, but finally nodded. He didn’t have to clean it up? They weren’t mad?

That just... didn’t make any sense.

A trick?

Hyrule swallowed. He would maybe question it more, but he still felt terrible and too tired to argue. If it was a trick, he didn’t have the energy to try and get out of it. So he let Malon gently tug him back to the bathroom, fetching him some clean pajamas and cleaning the vomit from his chin and hands.

At some point while she cleaned him up he realized he was crying again, but he didn’t even know why. He was just exhausted. Malon gently wiped his tears away too, and once he was all cleaned up, Hyrule let her put her arm around him.

He sniffled, still feeling sick and dizzy, but... better, with the contact.

Maybe... maybe it wasn’t a trick.

Malon rubbed his back for a few moments, then picked him up, Hyrule resting a shaky head on her shoulder. They left the bathroom, and passed Time cleaning up in the hallway, Hyrule feeling that horrible shrivel of guilt and fear in his stomach again. But Time only kept cleaning, and Malon carried Hyrule back to his room, sitting down on the bed with him as she brushed sweaty hair from his forehead.

“You don’t feel too warm... does your stomach still hurt?” Malon asked softly so as not to wake anyone else in the room, and Hyrule gave a little nod. “Would you like to try some ginger ale? That seems to help your brothers when they’re nauseous.”

The mere idea of drinking anything only made his stomach hurt more, and Hyrule quickly shook his head.

“Okay. Maybe we can try some in the morning,” Malon said, and silence fell over them, Hyrule still letting out an occasional soft sniffle.

He still didn’t know what to think about all this, and was too exhausted to puzzle through it anymore. He was completely sure that Malon had been disgusted by his throw up, but she’d still cleaned it off of him. He’d interrupted Time’s sleep while he was especially busy with work, but he’d still rubbed his back while he was being sick and was cleaning up his mess.

He didn’t understand. He just didn’t understand.

Malon covered up a small yawn, still running a hand over his head, and looked down when Hyrule sniffled again.

“You don’t have to hide when you’re sick, Hyrule,” Malon began quietly, and he closed his eyes, not wanting to look at her. “I know it’s hard to tell us when something is wrong. But we want to help you, and we can’t do that if we don’t know that there’s a problem.”

“I’m sorry,” he whispered, and Malon sighed again.

“And you don’t need to apologize, sweetheart. We’re all still figuring this out. And you can’t help being sick, it’s just one of those things,” she said gently. “You feel okay enough to go back to sleep? You look like you could use it.”

Hyrule gave a tiny shrug. He didn’t know. His stomach still hurt a lot, and even though he didn’t feel like he was going to throw up again right now, his throat and head both hurt, and he felt dizzy when he moved too fast. He didn’t know if sleep was going to happen.

Time walked in while he was thinking, and Hyrule looked up, blinking at the pail he was holding.

“Here we go. If you feel like you can’t make it to the bathroom, you can throw up in here,” Time explained, setting the bucket by the bed. “Then you don’t have to worry about making a run for it.”

“Is there anything else you need?” Malon asked.

Both of them looked at him, expressions worried, and Hyrule felt his eyes sting again, lip trembling.

The last time he’d been sick like this, he’d had a bucket thrown at him and been told to keep the noise to a minimum, then been essentially left alone for a week. It had been all he could do just to drag himself to the bathroom when he needed it, to say less of the day his healing had been needed in the middle of everything.

But this time... it had just...

Hyrule buried his face in Malon’s shoulder, his tears back again for a different reason, and she made a worried noise, holding him tighter.

“I-I’m— I don’t n-need anything,” Hyrule managed to hiccup out through his sobs, voice muffled by Malon’s shirt. “I— thanks.”

His voice broke into an embarrassing squeak, and he rubbed at his eyes, still puffy from his earlier tears. He just couldn’t stop crying tonight.

He hated being sick. He hated it so much.

“You’re welcome, sweetie. Try to calm down a little,” Malon soothed, and Time sat down next to her, setting a hand on Hyrule’s back again. “Take some deep breaths. It’s okay.”

Malon began to hum the song Hyrule had heard her sing around the house before, one that he really liked. Time stayed quiet, but he didn’t move his hand from Hyrule’s back, and it felt warm where it rested near his shoulder. They both felt warm and safe, safe like wisps of memory Hyrule could barely recall, safe like the night they told him they loved him, and wanted him to stay.

Safe like being told he was family.

Hyrule shakily breathed in, then out, relaxing into their hold. His tears began to slow, then stop, leaving him even more exhausted than before, even with the tiredness from being sick. A blanket got set over him at some point, and his eyes drifted closed, the terrified feelings he’d been trying to overcome all day finally easing.

His stomach still hurt, he still felt sick, but it was less extreme, and he felt... better. In more than one way.

Hyrule finally relaxed, safe in the arms around him, and drifted off to sleep, secure in the knowledge he would be taken care of when he woke back up.

[nyatbinary-81]

@vulpixisananimal BEHOLD. UR SON. love his name btw it looks like his crown in all caps :3c

[seilon]

certainly feeling some things about the fact that simon. bullied edwin, yes, because he clocked him being gay. but not out out of hatred for him because of it. instead it was because he thought edwin was cute and felt sad and confused by edwin not paying attention to him. because simon is also gay. that is some beautiful and tragic storytelling and such a good way to come back around and give edwin some amount of closure on that chapter of his life wow

[avidraws]

anyone else feeling the urge to take him to burger king

lineart only below the cut

[skrimbloz]

Thinking about how back when I drew Cinder a few months ago I made him this stone cold grumpy old guy

Only for him to end up being a silly mischievous fella who has beef with a like 16 year old all so he can get his little gold star for being suchhhhh a good second in command

[voidsuites]

childhood best friends to lovers art or patrick on the brain 🚬

i'm obsessed with this idea for a bot with either of them but patrick is the first to come to mind. it's SO cliche, i know, but just hear me out.

like imagine living right nextdoor to each other your whole lives, being attached at the hip since you were little. and as you get older, you naturally start to develop feelings for him. but what you thought was just an innocent little crush is so much more than that and you quickly realize you're in love with your best friend. you're too scared of rejection and ruining your friendship with him to ever do anything about it, thinking he would NEVER feel the same way about you as you do about him, especially since he's always got some girl on his arm. but! he does! ohhhh he so does. he's pretty sure he's always been in love with you, even going as far as to tell you he'd marry you someday when you guys were kids but you always thought he was joking (he was dead serious).

i am SUCHHHHH a sucker for this trope; i live for the longing and pining and angst of it all.

when i can come up with something for art i'll be back so watch this space.

also would love to be 🪷 anon if it isn't taken!

yes 🪷 is yours! locked in for sure

and omg i love the childhood friends to lovers trope… patrick is honestly perfect for this scenario bc it’s the whole “oh i love him but he would never feel that way about me plus he’s always with someone else he’s never going to look at me like that” meanwhile patrick’s only going out with a bajillion people because he’s trying to get his kind off of YOU. like talk pookies fr it’s not that hard 💀

the angst… the yearning. LOVE IT!!! can’t wait to see u pop in here more often <3

[cheolhub]

idk if you’ve done this before but can you ship your moots with your biases

MOOTS WITH … MY BIASES??? um…ok, here i go… ill try not to cry doing this… only doing the last 6 ppl i talked to bc thats how many ults i have and also im going off a gut feeling, i do not have any legitimate reasoning for who i shipped who with

ps im NOT drunk rn

@ncteez cheol…. um u know why bc i literally have said this so many times. but ur gonna have to make room bc the only way u will live is if i am in the relationship as well. i am not joking.

@jeonghantis the only person who deserves sangyeon ever. besides me ofc…. i will let u get [redacted] by him. u deserve it. PLUS i feel like he’d take care of u and u really deserve the best. u also deserve one a little slutty and he is. a little slutty i mean.

@toruro HWANG INTAK. ok idk if u know him but he is just [screams] but u guys are both so adorable but he’s a lil awkward loser guy and i think you’d have fun bullying him. also i think u two would have a lot in common. this doesnt make sense sorry 😂 just trust me.

@hwanghyunjinenthusiast if i said choi s*n. i use an * bc if i read his full name i will literally start shaking and crying. but yeah san bc i think u need a switch male to take care of u and for u to take care of

@hyuk4ngel kim namjoon bc i recently discovered u have a size/strength kink,, im half kidding 🤭 but fr i think you guys would have so much to talk abt and he’s suchhhhh a lover [jumps off cliff] and he’d take u on the cutest dates . my head is in my hands

@rubyreduji 😭😭😂😂😭😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😂😭😂 SOOBIN -‘d im blocking you over this actually /j idk i just think soobin needs you. [digs fingernails into palms] but also ur a rlly good listener and i feel like you would let soobin ramble abt his loser interests.… heavy breathing

[44prop]

Lance pics as per your request ☺️

he’s suchhhhh a little guy how does he keep getting out of my pocket 😡!

[kairithemang0]

Fred is my favorite character btw I love cats and he’s suchhhhh a guy he���s a little sweet baby boy

ok I went into lights out with the mindset of this is gonna be a shitty smutty stalker book

and I’m on chapter 19 begging for Josh and Aly to be happy with their son and live an amazing life together like why are they so cute HE STALKED HER BUT NOW IM SO INVESTED THIS IS BULLSHIT

[hostilemuppet]

one of my favourite parts of the tv series was how the twins would just show up and steal something but not contribute to the plot at all and not even die

[chewwytwee]

hi chewy top ten pokemon go

This is so evil because if you ask me to come up with 10 of any category I can not do it but I will try

1: Luxray hehe :3 he is da best :DDDDD (also my pokesona/secondary sona is based on luxray/zoroark)

2: Oh shit I set up THIS pokemon by including details in the first one. It's zoroark, big hair.... good colors............ How can you NOT love this beast

3: Flygon, the shapes are all rlly nice on this design I like how sharp the edges are AND THEY GAVE HIM LITTLE PILOTS GOGGLES??>????>.?aSD'FLAQWER so good I love them so much

4: Ninetails, this one is def just bias cuz when I was a kid I traded for a shiny ninetails and DEMOLISHED the Nimbasa train battles w that fucker. So technically I should be putting the shiny version here but WHATEVER the normal version also has suchhhhh a nice fucking color palette and design inspo

5: Altaria, The colors are just mmmmmmmmm so tasty also I had an Altaria who carried me through BW2 Elite Four when I was a kid iirc, I considered making my pokesona one of these guys before I realized it's hard to really make them anthro LOL

6: Haxorus, metal asf. Next pokemon.

7: Reuniclus, LITTLE GOOEY BRAIN BOY HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HIM, I just love the concept of this pokemon in general, creating goo armor w psychic powers rules. I know when I was a kid I had this artbook of all the new gen 5 pokemon, I forget how I got it but i think it was some barnes and noble promotion or smnth they gave em away for free, anyways I remember so distinctly that I would just stare at this dude I loved him so much

8: Scolipede, This is another gen 5 one (can you tell what pokemon game I grew up playing), but come onnnnnn bug horse dude its a horse thats also a bug its a fucking bug horse come on thats so sick.

9: Goodra, I swear I like goodra for TOTALLY NORMAL REASONS. Fr tho there aren't enough purble guys in pokemon :3, we need more purbe lads. Also Goodra just looks so kind, in a puppy kinda way

10: Lucario, You know why he is here.

[livvyofthelake]

I'm asking about it!! tell me about king arthur in once upon a time...

he’s suchhhhh a soaking wet weasel of a man i love him so much…. he is a little bit evil but it’s a metaphor for having an absent father so it’s okay <3 ok so his deal is that he grew up an orphan stable boy but he could Hear Prophecies From A Tree. the tree was merlin but it’s still insane, he delivers a great line about it later in the season (“i bet you laughed… look at the half man with his half sword solving riddles from a tree!” the once upon a time actors did NOT come to fuck around they all slayed including him). and he’s told that one day he’s going to find the legendary excalibur and pull it from the stone and then he will become the king of camelot (camelot did not previously have a king. idk how their governing system worked and i don’t even wanna get into it) (they called it the broken kingdom because of this, that wording is going to be important later). anyway so him and his buddies (lancelot <3) go find the sword in the stone and he pulls it out, and the thing IS that the sword is broken, because it’s only half the original sword. the other half is the dagger of the dark one, because the once upon a time writers were honestly sooo good at integrating the camelot plot into their existing mythology it was crazy. something something merlin reforged the holy grail into a sword that was broken when his lover nimue died and she became the first dark one and he tethered her soul to the dagger as a fun visual metaphor for her darkness, while the other half (excalibur) was meant to represent the light and merlin’s hopes for the future of camelot (arthur. and also emma). HOWEVER. imagine you’ve been told since childhood that you’re super duper special and you’re going to fix the broken kingdom and you’re going to be the only one worthy of wielding a legendary sword and you’re destined for greatness. and imagine you’ve been told all of this by a sorcerer trapped inside a tree. and imagine he’s the closest thing you have to a parent but you can never really feel close to him due to the. tree. of it all. and imagine growing up like that. you too would go deeply mad. anyone in that circumstance would be off their rocker insane by age 26. and he was <3 so he became obsessed with repairing excalibur, because it was a metaphor for himself, that he drove away his wife, his childhood love, obviously we’re talking about guenivere. this is how they did the guenivere/lancelot/arthur triangle and it slayed and i’m not joking. this is the only love triangle i’ve ever seen in any media i’ve actually enjoyed watching. now it was like one episode but they really did slay. WHILE being plot relevant! ok so guenivere and lancelot loved arthur and were so worried about him that they went to find the dagger of the dark one to help arthur repair excalibur, and obviously it wasn’t going to be that easy, they meet the current dark one (rumplestiltskin. my friend rumplestiltskin) and he won’t give them the dagger but he offers them a magic sand that can make anything broken appear whole and fixed and perfect. and guenivere took it and intended to trick arthur into believing the sword was fixed. BUT. arthur was so insane by that point that he knew what she was going to do, and then HE used the sand to “fix” their kingdom, and their marriage. the marriage part was arguably WAYY more evil than the show ever truly portrayed it as but we won’t dwell on it there was a lot of other plot happening and this is supposed to be the nice family friendly fairy tale show.

ok so that was the backstory, so then emma and the gang come to camelot years later, with the intention of freeing merlin from the tree and finally uniting excalibur to like. get rid of the darkness or whatever. and arthur pretends to be their friend but he’s actually the bad guy in a very fun twist that would have been more fun had they not revealed it the way they did sorry miss jane espenson you know i love your work but that wasn’t it baby (jane espenson wrote MANY iconic episodes, including seige perilous, thee most camp episode of season five. david literally jousts from the back of his ford truck with a 2x4 it’s very fun. she’s the queen of david episodes nobody knows him like she does. he literally has written by a woman energy). and so eventually they DO free merlin, a lot of stuff happens, merlin is murdered (he’s out there tho. i know my girl isn’t dead he’s just not built that way), there’s a curse, emma reunites excalibur, and then it splits apart again, emma’s boyfriend dies, she goes to the underworld to bring him back, meets hades himself (yes this is all in one season. i know it’s not cohesive that’s part of the charm. merida from brave was also there. she fucked mulan. ok not really. but i know what i saw), and of course hades fucking hates her ass and everyone around her, because they want to save people, and he wants to keep souls trapped in his domain for eternity, eventually hades drags himself out of hell and ends up in storybrooke, THIS is where we get back to who we’re really talking about. man was alive again for like an hour and then the first thing he did the second he was alone was murder our boy arthur. who’s soul then woke up in the underworld and met emma’s still dead boyfriend and told him all about it

SO. then arthur and killian (emma’s still dead boyfriend. i’m assuming that was obvious since i’ve literally said his name multiple times on here just not in this post) are in the underworld and they go on a fun little quest to find a thing to send to emma to help her defeat hades in storybrooke etc. they are like the c plot of this episode. but through this quest, arthur does enough good that it like helps redeem him from all the evil madman shit. i mean i’d ask his wife who he brainwashed before fully considering him forgiven of all sins but whatever that’s just me. but THEN. is when he finally realizes the meaning of merlin’s prophecy, which was that he was destined to repair a broken kingdom. but that kingdom wasn’t camelot, it was the underworld. and now that hades is dead, arthur takes over and the underworld is no longer an afterlife of despair and torment, but functions as it was meant to, which is as a transition between life and death where souls like come to terms with their unfinished business or whatever the fuck. it was all very vague. i think the writers were trying very hard not to commit to what exactly happens after death and ended up being so confusing and vague and weird. it was camp but it was also. weird… anyway. king arthur is the ruler of the underworld. and cruella de vil hates him sooo bad and they have definitely fucked. <3

[sofyasemyonovna]

he was suchhhhh a little portugue mamas boy like soooooooooo sooo my town. like he used to be the example of the kind of guy i would hate to marry in my mind but now i don’t mind the idea as much. not that i’m gonna hit him up tho that would be weird i just mean that type.

[rachaelslibrary]

Let’s Talk Books - A Study in Charlotte by Brittany Cavallaro

I got into this book thinking it was a genderbent, modern day version of Sherlock Holmes about teenagers solving crimes at boarding school.  It is not.

A Study in Charlotte takes place in an alternative universe where Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, and James Moriarty were all real people who had stories published about them and were made famous.  Generations later, their descendants are still around and known far and wide thanks to the stories.  Our main character is James Watson, who meets Charlotte Holmes when he gets sent to America to go to boarding school, and they are quickly forced to work together when they become the prime suspects in a murder case.  So while it was close to what I thought it would be, I really missed out on the female friendship that I went into this book looking for.

Nonetheless, I did enjoy this book.  I think partially because I was listening to it on audiobook while I crocheted a blanket and I loved the narrator.  It wasn’t my favorite and there were definitely a few things I didn’t like.  Watson, mainly as a narrator can be a little insufferable at times. Early on in the story he has some anger management issues that were frankly just awkward and uncomfortable, and he also gets strangely possessive of Charlotte early on despite only knowing her for a few hours.  He also very obviously has a crush on her and some of the things he thinks are just a bit gagging, especially because it seems like he doesn’t even realize he has a crush on her.  Those aspects did get better later on as they both had their personalities more fleshed out.  But he does have a thought process that is like “Charlotte’s not like other girls” and he’s constantly making comments about her makeup when she uses it for disguises.  She also typically dumbs herself down when she wears makeup and it just has a bad overall vibe that girls who wear makeup are dumber than girls who don’t and that just left kind of a bad taste in my mouth.

The good parts though: The mystery they were solving really was intriguing, and the stakes were a lot higher, and there was more action than I was excepting for a couple of teenagers.  Towards the end their relationship with each other got more interesting and I’m looking forward to seeing how that continues later on in the series.  New characters were also introduced that definitely made the book more entertaining.  And although I didn’t like Watson, I found myself really liking Charlotte Holmes.  She has a nice arrogance about her but it doesn’t feel overblown. 

I honestly would’ve given this book 4 stars but then the big reveal happened and it was a character that I had suspected from about the halfway point.  That’s my favorite part of reading mysteries because I like to guess who it is and am usually wrong.  I thought for sure I would be wrong this time because it seemed so obvious, so I was disappointed when I was right. 

3/5 stars.

I do have some spoilery thoughts I want to go over so read on if you want

So starting with the ending, I called that it was nurse Bryony literally halfway through the book and while the reveal that she is connected to the Moriarty’s is cool it didn’t make up for the fact that I called it.  Also I definitely thought that Tom had some suspicious behavior, and was upset that again, I was right and he had bugged their dorm room.

Also it came to light later on in the book that Watson’s dad and Charlotte’s uncle had conspired to trick Watson to moving to America and enrolling in the boarding school just so the two of them would be friends.  I understand the reading behind it, but it’s such a shitty thing to do to your kid.  I do love his dad though.  Just how nonchalant he is about them being suspects in a murder case and how he essentially cares for Charlotte like she’s his daughter as well as Watson.  He seems like a really cool, genuine guy and any scene he was in I enjoyed. 

I loved Mr. Wheatley trying to help James but what a scumbag having his room bugged just to try to write a book.  Like bitch come up with your own ideas please.

Charlotte kissing James at the end because he was dying is suchhhhh an over-played trope but I also found it really cute that she’s legitimately trying for him.  No complaints from me here on that

And finally, I didn’t love Charlotte’s drug problem.  I understand that drug use was a thing for the original Sherlock Holmes, but a 12-year old getting hooked on cocaine and having it escalate from there just seemed a bit over the top.  Especially if her family is as strict and influential as they seem, why would they not just stop her from the beginning until it got so bad they shipped her out to America?

I will continue on with the series but the second book has some not-so-nice reviews on Goodreads so we’ll see what happens.  If the second book is not very good then I definitely won’t continue on.  This book was only get enough to get me curious, not to get me hooked.

Until next time :)

[tellywoodtrash]

immj 16.10.20 lb

blah blah what sari for aarti issues. billionaire gangster's wives, they're just like us!!!!!!

god usmein some integration with that bloody pinjara show also. pass. fwding.

meanwhile idhar bhi wardrobe issues coz ishani has no idea how to dress for a pooja. fwding.

great, using the "maryaada" waala argument to physically intimidate a woman. i fucking hate this garbage trope of taming of the shrew.

maata ko chunni kaun chadhaayega politics.

and demure wife gently beckoning husband to come to mandir. jesus this whole ass ep is out to fucking test me.

family seems on edge about her calling vansh for pooja. masla kya hai??

dadi persuades for choodi ki rasam.

i just finished twisted 2 and this dude is soooooo much better in it. he's allowed to move his face and show emotion, allowed to talk in his natural voice, and it makes suchhhhh a marked difference.

is this even a real rasam, or one of those made-up-for-tellywood type of rasams?

anyway, heavy bedroom eyes he's giving her in front of maata rani. the rasam's already working!!!!

“laal rang suhaag ki nishaani hai. tumhe pata hai dhoke ki kya nishaani hai? khoon. laal khoon.”

aaaaaaaaaaand he ruined the moment.

debating on whether achcha shagun ya apshagun and oh my god i just don't care why can't y'all rein in your psychopath boy so that he didn't break the goddamn choodi in the first place?!?!?!

more cryptic statements. man, you know what, you're really harshing my navaratri buzz. stay the fuck away if you're gonna be like this for all the 9 days.

kaaaand saare karo khud, aur solution poocho maata rani se. yeh achcha hai.

oh, there's some kadwa sach that vansh associates with navaratri. AND YOU COULDN'T TELL HER THIS BEFORE???????

blah blah maa chod ke chali gayi, he is always sad and mad and bad during these days.

doesn't omkara wear this outfit in some ep???????

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy yeh pinjara mein far left waala toh naamkaran waala ali haina??????

vansh aur SEJAL ki bhawar mein??????/ sis, sejal has nothing to do with this. this is all about your other boy toy. you need to decide which boat to put both feet in, coz aise toh......... you’re just gonna get murdered by one of them.

ainvayi ka showdown and idhar udhar ki dhamkis.

riddhima giving another moral science lesson and saying it's navaratri, andar ke buraai ka vinaash kar do, vansh ko khud sab bata do. god bohutttt pakaati hai yeh.

mummy is meeeeeeee. calling out riddhima's stupidityyyy.

vansh ki maa ki painting jalaayi thi; man wtf is even going on in this house, you ppl are all seriously starved for entertainment.

mummy's like you no doodh ki dhuli either, you're fucking him over too. man, can you really blame the guy for being this paranoid about being betrayed???? everyone in this house other than dadi and siya is a fucking snake.

lol riddhima's like wtf is going on, DOES EVERYONE KNOW!?!?!!?

“main poochne aayi thi ki hum pooja mein kya pehne; ab lagta hai kafan hi choose karna padega.”

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo chachiiiiiii

vansh is back to sending everyone weirdass messages again. main hoti toh isko mute kardeti. iska toh poora din yehi chalta rehta hai. who wants bs like this clogging up the phone all damn day?????

iss ghar mein toh saare hi dhokebaaz hain. iske liye yeh roz roz ka karyakram kyun???? just send out a weekly newsletter or some shit, with "Dhokebaaz Of The Week".

ofc, ghoom phir ke sab riddhima ki galti hai. i mean, i agree that she's an extraordinary pain, but kabhi khud ke girebaan mein bhi jhaanka karo kameeno. 85% manhoosiyat tumhi logon ne phailaayi hai.

mummy being a real dumbass and telling everyone all their secrets (that she shouldn’t know) and leaving them wondering how she knows. kabir isn't gonna be happy about this.

vansh playing ms. trunchbull and has called this special assembly coz “kisi ko sazaa deni hai.”

sorry, i will only accept if the sazaa is either a gigantic chocolate cake to be finished in one sitting, or he does a human hammer throw. (*crosses fingers and prays, pls be aryan, pls be aryan*)

mummy is being overconfident. which can only mean that it's her head on the chopping block.

ENOUGH WITH THE DRAMATICS, JUST ANNOUNCE IT ALREADY. OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE ENVELOPE LIKE AT THE OSCARS??????

not at all unnerving to have someone glare at you and say all this shit.

Bitch Barbie is me. so bored outta her minddddddd with this nonsense.

lmao these fuckers happy that they got away.

mummy is like time for me to do some overacting and chadhofy on the RIDDHIMA SUXXXXX train.

but whooooooooops. vansh was talking about you, mommy dearest.

hahahahahahahahaha aryan's“heinnnnn?????” eyes is literally

oufffffffffff draaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaa.

i’m really having a blast just watching aryan in the bg.

all this was just about the fucking paintingggggg????? abbe yaaaaaaaaaaaar.

but i thought he hated his mom??? why's he so torn up about her aakhri nishaani??? besides doesn't he have a statue of her???? god, this man is just..... too many fucking issues.

oh, this one seems not very surprised. did she know that mummy was shady???

mummy is also like "arre yaaaaaaaar, it's just about the painting?? lol, nbd."

mummy's like i wanted to tell you the truth about burning the painting but riddhima stopped me from doing it. whut???????? that doesn't even fucking make sense. riddhima is the one who got blamed for it ultimately, why the fuck would she stop you from telling the truth?????

vansh ki akal bhi aaj ghutne mein, that this nonsense is apparently making sense to him. must be breathing all the stupidity air that riddhima exhales.

maata rani ki jhooti kasam. waah bhai waah.

itne mein hi gangster pighal gaya. laanat.

oh shit, mummy ne saari story bataa di. just left out kabir's name as her son. said that she doesn't know where her long lost kidnapped son is.

riddhima like THISSSSSSS BITCHHHHHHHHHHH

oh damn, she put it on riddhima ki she was blackmailing her about this whole secret illegitimate son. godddddddddddd who the fuckkkkk would believe such a dumbass story???

this tall, dark yellow, and dumbass, that's who.

i mean, i wanted vansh to take mummy's side over riddhima's in this particular matter, but ugh NOT LIKE THISSSSSSS.

time for ultimate test of truth: “meri aankhon mein aankhein daal kar dekho!”

i would fail this test even when being truthful af, coz eye contact makes me HELLA uncomfortable. guess i'm always gonna be called a liar.

lmao vansh just straight up closed his eyes and refused to look into hers.

oh god mummy ki overacting has been turned up to a 14.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

vansh giving the same look at mummy stabbing herself with a trishul that i give when my cat is making suspicious noises in the next room.

[tellywoodtrash]

suno chanda ep 2 lb

soooooooooo i missed my “deadline” (again.) but that’s nothing new around here. you guys are used to my bs by now. my net was being fucky (thanks monsoons!) so i just went the fuck to sleep last night.

ANYWAY, ONWARDS!!!!!!

was jiya under the impression that arsal WANTED to be married to her or something? itne gusse se yeh sab ISKO kyun suna rahi ho?

btw, doesn’t iqra look like nargis fakhri had a baby with ileana d’cruz?

now there’s the plot for main tera hero 2. ALLLLL THE PRETTY LADIES!!!!!!!

i love how excited and happy arsal gets every time they agree on something.

haaye bechaara, he just wants to make love, not war.

PAHAADI BAKRA!!!! FIRST INSTANCE OF MY FAV INSULT!

“tumne APNI shakal dekhi hai kabhi? jo gusse se naak phulaati ho, toh mirgi ka daura pad jaaye dekhne waale ko!”

haaaye laanat hai tumpe arsal. she’s so pretty!

lmao what’s a “pao bola”?????? 

kekekek i love this idiot boy’s face.

“yehi! yehi tumhari buri aadat hai! har cheez mein jo jaanwaron ko ghused deti ho!!!!!!!!!!!!” lolololol ok guess it’s some kinda animal

yeah i see why ppl were saying that iqra was a little EXTRA in the initial eps. still love her tho, and i think it just goes with the kinda character jiya is.

“toh aisi zehreeli baatein sunke, tum pehli fursat mein... MARR KYUN NAHI JAATE??????”

god grant me the ability to be this savage.

hahahaha dekho kaise poori tarah se chaabi lagaake bhej rahi hai apna kaam karwaane ke liye.

also, her lil typical desi head nod as she sends him off. too cute.

jamshed and his nonsense bandook, pffft.

idk about you guys, but i have neverrr ever once been able to take jamshed seriously when he threatens to beat up arsal. arsal looks like he can just give one stern look of his and jamshed would be cowering behind shanno. lbr the only one here who can control puttarjee is his amma.

“aaja puttar aaa, phenti khaa.” i love how she invites arsal to his doom so casually every single time.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. IDIOT. abbaji ko bandook sang dekh saari hawa nikal gayi.

HAHAHAHAHAHA SHAHANA’S ISHAAREBAAZI. WHY IS EVERY DESI MOM LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSS

hahahahahaha look at him slinking back to her side.

and she too knows him sooooo well. that smug expression of hers was in place waaay before he even sat down.

pffffffffffffft. overconfidenceeeeeeee ki hadh.

look at the way she’s marching towards the room, my tiny little toofaan!

lol the way she literally checks on her head for seengh.

she’s so dramatic, i love it!!!!!

lmaooooooo HIS smugass smileeeeee.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE NOISE HE MAKES AS HE MOCKS HER WITH THE EYE-TO-EYE GESTURE, I’M DYING. what a pettyasssssss...... 

“badiiiii phon-phaan karti gayi thi.” lmaooooooooo

wait wow, masooma was anti-arsal in the start?!?!?!?!?!? 10 ep mein toh aapko shehzaada dikhne lagta hai woh!!!!

and jalal phupa was ok with him, but anti-jiya! wow, how things changed!!!!!!

NAIK SEERAT, AUR KINZA? KHUDA KA KHAUF KAREIN, JALAL MIYAAN!

lol awww, jalal phupa just wants some lovin’.

god kinza, do you not have any apps on your phone to pass the time? some temple run? twitter? at least candy crush? matlab, kuch aur bhi hobbies develop karo, har waqt is ek bande ki photo hi dekhti rehti ho.

am i supposed to feel bad for her? i don’t. dafa ho, you meesni.

lmao the ammas don’t give one single fuck about these two’s ~~~~angst.

SHANNO’S FACE BE LIKE “BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO THIS WAY?????? AND YOU PUT THAT FINGER DOWN BEFORE I PUT IT DOWN FOR YOU.”

arsal/jiya, you should call your impertinent declarations “wedding cake”, coz in 30 days, YOU’RE GONNA BE EATING THEM.

bijaan is so amazingly petty towards masooma’s sasuraal lol.

bijaan too, like us, never gave a shit about kinza. kuch bhi kaho, bijaan insaan ko parakhti badi sahi hain. 

OMG SHERRY’S DAD’S NAME IS MUNAWAR. MEANING SHERRY’S NAME IS SHEHERYAR MUNAWAR.

damn bijaan the grudge is stronggggggggg.

SHERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. YOU CUTIEEEEEEEEEEE.

aw man, it’s so nice to see arsal and sherry be friendly towards each other.

haaye why’d they have to break up the BROtp like that tho.

huma truly is a saint to put up with the hellion that is jiya. so aggro!

GOD HUMA IS SO STINKING CUTE I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYY COULDN’T SHE BE ENDGAME FOR SHERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JUST LOOK AT HER SHE’S THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF RASMALAI (SWEET AND SQUISHY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gosh i really feel aghaji’s frustration. nothing i hate more than ppl who come obstruct the tv. wtf you think you made of, glass???? SAAMNE SE HATT BEWAKOOF INSAAN!!!!!

“crown mahal” for taj mahal. god sherry, you are SUCHHHHH a burger bachcha!

so much aapas ki rishtedaari ki sherry bhi confuse ki aghaji shanno ke khaalu hain ya phupa. 

UGH HE’S SO CUTE. *kisses screen*

lol sherry ka bhi nickname chanda hai kya? dikhta bhi chand jaisa hi hai. *kisses screen some more*

“bin bulaaye toh allah miyaan ke paas bhi nahi jaonga main, shaadi toh door ki baat hai!” waaaaah, what tadi, what swag.

lmaooooo such typical desi shaadi invitation list - humne unko yeh diya tha, ab humari lene ki baari!

my god masooma and her idhar udhar ke ainvayii ke jhagde, khatam hi nahi hote!

gotta respect jalal for calling out bijaan’s pettyness tho.

haha shahana’s meethi churi waali smile at jalal.

idhar shahana ki nautanki shuru. god this family is so damn Extra.

lo, nawa katta khul gaya. card pe naam chaapne ka.

i am nazaakat. too much fuckery, mera bhi bp shoot kar raha hai.

LOOK AT THIS SAHABZAADA JUST SITTING WAITING FOR HIS ROTIS.

AADHE SE ZYAADA EPISODE HO GAYA, MERA GOLUUUUUUU KAHAN HAI?????

lmao arsal is truly his mother’s son in terms of shadin’ on ppl.

pfffffffft arsal, if you think she’s going to get jealous at some other chick’s ROTI MAKING SKILLZ, you really don’t know her at all.

lmao she was legit just stealing a roti OFF HIS SIDE PLATE. hadhhhhh hai jiya!

arsal’s so used to these threats of violence, he doesn’t even bother retorting.

i love how she just replies to him without even fucking blinking. telling him to piss off is as natural as breathing to her!

GOLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“lo! aa gaya tumhara matka bhai! laaya hoga tumhare jaisi koi manhoos khabr!” lololololololol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SCENE: JIYA’S “JAAN CHOOTI!” RELIEF, ARSAL’S INSTANT “YA ALLAH TERA SHUKR HAI!!!!”, JIYA’S LIL SLAP AND HIM QUICKLY CHECKING ON KINZA, WHO BTW HAS SEEN ALL OF ITTTTTT.

lmao arsal’s 300% insincere “so sad!” fucking idiot.

hahahahahahaha, in the end our girl got what SHE wanted - the rotis.

“baap itne jaldi kyun marr jaate hain????” OMFG MASOOMA

adorable fucking idiots.

“haaye jalal miyaan, toh kya main maut ke kuwein mein motorcycle chalaake khush karoon?” lmao bijaan’s examples are the bestttttttt

“kudi te munde da naam katwaake tussi doweyaan da naam likhaa diye?”

lololololol phupa’s face. (and jamshed’s face!!!!!!!!!)

“koi akheeri beghairat aadmi hai jalal phupa!” “haan. bikul tumhari tarah. koi izzat-e-nafz hi nahi hai!”

lmao ek bhi mauka nahi chodti. sach mein bijaan ki hi potttiii hai.

naak like eiffel tower isn’t really an insult tho? everyone wants a nice, straight nose like that!

lmao she called him a daddu tho.

shanno is us. fangirling hard.

is ghar mein SABKO hi BP hai kya?

waise hairaani ki baat hai bhi nahi. harkatein toh ek ek ki aisi hi hain, ki jo bhi dekhein, bp high ho hi jaaye.

EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE AND THEIR LAUNDRY WAALE MASLE, LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh, is kinza ne toh kasam le rakhi hai, istiri kar kar ke biwi banne ka. hattttt manhoos, kitna bhi karle, nahi milne waala tujhe!

lol arsal being like you’re too polite to be related to us badtameez ppl.

EPISODE 2 MEIN HI THIS MEESNI HAS STARTED HER TACTICS. GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH.

ugh arsal, badhaawaa na do!

and god kinza you dumbass, he’s just using you. as his ainvayiiiii ka “yes man” and dhoban.

le, yeh paagal itne mein hi itnaaaaaaaa khush hai. bewakoof beghairat ladki.

lol did he make the shower excuse just to get kinza out of his room???? he’s sitting here in the same pehle waala outfit now.

this pattern waala passcode thing is the most BS thing ever. it’s the easiest way to get into someone’s phone. you just have to observe them unlocking their phone ONCE. why ppl keep using it is beyond me.

lol shaitaani message bheja bhi, toh itnaaa shareeef.

arsal ko golu ki pitaayi kiye bina khaana hazam nahi hota. (god why are boys like thisssssssssssssss)

DUMBASS, SO BAD AT SPYING

OHNOE! CHAANTA! BUT WHY????????????!

oh ho jiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! kabhi toh ungli mat kiya karo!

haaye bechaare ko ainvayi jhaapad khaana pada. *rubs his cheek*

“DURRR FITTEH MOOH AISE JAZBAATON KA!” lol shanno, maybe take some of your own advice also.

“insaani tareekh mein aisa zaalim, aisa jabir baap kisi ka nahi hai, jitna mera hai!”

ok that’s a bit much betaji.

lol at him side-eying his friend’s roohafza tho. ladka is halal!max.

obligatory dialogue about i may have lived outside but i still gots me sanskaar!!!!!!

or as they put it here, “khaandaani riwayatein”.

lol his animated retelling.

so sherry and aghaji are supposedly in london, but those bags are most definitely for outlets in the middle east.

“by god, itni waahiyat cheap story maine aaj tak nahi suni! jiya ne mere totay udaa diye, maine uska dupatta jala diya..... tum dono ne koi insaano waali harkat ki hai aaj tak?”

lel, this friend (yasir?) is all of us.

lololololol golu’s face.

“kya kar logi itna padhkar? aakhir mein wohi haandi-chulha hota hai.”

ok 0.3 seconds of feeling bad for kinza, that she’s been conditioned to never want more in life.

i love how she says LSE mein admission leti, as if baaju ke kiraane ki dukaan se chai ki patti khareedne jaisa easy ho.

kinza toh just wants to get jiya out of the way. tu chup kar, meesni!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaand no doubt, golu’s been paid to drop this little tidbit of info in front of jiya?