#he’s so crafty

[milimeters-morales]

Rio, talking to a coworker: it’s just that the hospital barely has any B+ anymore… and the donations aren’t enough :(

Miles G, overhearing this from his perch outside the hospital window: Uncle Aaron give me your half-eaten beef patty, a dead wii remote, and some dryer lint we’re going to steal some blood !!

Aaron, already used to his nephew’s insane creations: you got it. meet me in 20 minutes

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The penisest of tunes.

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[bowenoke]

in scott's pov (ep7) he refers to scar as grian's husband. no one tells him this is not the case. this is because traffic!scott decides who is and is not married like some sort of contractually binding arbiter of love. to me anyways

[arthur-liquor]

Personal headcanon with tears being related to Time craft since it's a symbol of emotion anyways here's a Time craft Siffrin for a silly au idea I have in mind

[clockworkreapers]

speaking of that hypothetical jean jacket for Jerry- The idea of him owning one and just decking it out in patched feels like something he might do- like he feels like a patches guy. Likely all stolen and with some stuff sewn behind them. Thought it would be fun to add references to places that could exist or might be in the same universe as TFTGS.... who knows, maybe he got them on the road....

[naffeclipse]

Okay hear me out.... Journey to west au. Sun being the monkey king from the book and Y/N a traveller. Y/N rescues him from under the mountain and he joins them in their travels. Moon is a demon that's terrorising a town until Y/N and Sun stop him. Moon then joins the two. Finally Eclipse is another demon that kidnaps Y/N in order to eat them but instead is so utterly charmed by them that he joins the party. Shenanigans ensue... Thoughts?

The great monkey king is indebted to a mortal but he has little qualms with escorting you on your travels as a way to give his thanks for rescuing him from underneath the mountain. His magic and strength are at your disposal. Strangely, you prefer traveling peacefully and quietly, avoiding trouble and helping those in need when the two of you come upon them. The monkey king thinks you are vulnerable and too trusting, and he decides to protect you at all costs.

The lunar demon does not take kindly to his mischievousness and destruction being wrought, but when you and the monkey king stop the mayhem he inflicts upon a small town, the lunar demon can't help but become amused and intrigued by a daring, bold mortal who is so calm in the face of dangerous, sharp teeth, red eye demon. He thinks you are naive and foolish, but he follows you and the monkey king because who else will watch over you at night? Who will keep you safe from the other toothy and red-eye demons?

It is not too long down the road of your seemingly endless travels that a problem arises. The monkey king and the lunar demon venture to the river to fetch you food and drink and while you toil, you feel the shadow of a great personage fall upon you before you are snatched away. You struggle and call for your dear, new friends, but the dark being smuggles you into his cave. He ties you up and leaves you on the floor of his home as he prepares to eat you. You, however, remain calm and speak with the great demon and learn he is the eclipse prince. The eclipse prince wants nothing more than to cook and devour you, but you convince him to allow you to serve him tea first. Pleased by the offer, the eclipse prince unties you. You serve him a tea you have used to comfort the monkey king and calm the lunar demon, and speak with the eclipse prince. The conversation continues until the pot of tea is gone and he tells you to prepare another, pot after pot until he is laughing and telling you that he has forgotten his hunger—your charm and allure have sated him. He will let you go and return you to your companions, but you invite him to join your company.

The eclipse prince is pleased to accept. He opens his cave and returns with you to the monkey king and the lunar demon. When you come upon them, they are furious and frantic. They act quickly to take you back and prepare to attack the one who carried you away before you calm them. The eclipse prince stands rather unapologetically as you explain that he is now joining the three of you. The lunar demon does not take kindly to this change and the monkey king hovers close to you, refusing to let you leave his sights while the eclipse prince seamlessly joins the camp and prepares a pot of tea for you to drink.

You continue your travels, glad to have such devoted company.

[szilverer]

Baking my long-distance wifey into a cookie because I miss them

[rt-closetcryptic]

I let the intrusive thoughts win,,,

[phoenixcatch7]

WAIT wilds weapons break in botw so quickly for the EXACT SAME REASON they do in totk but malice is more dilute than gloom!!

[notyourkindofhoodoo]

this man..is so crafty

(almost) shirtless ellis under the cut lmao

I say crafty because him and MC were walking back to the castle and got drenched in the rain. Ellis ofc put his jacket over her, and when he escorted her up to her room she told him to come in and dry himself with a towel. Then he did a sloppy job of drying his own hair, and said that his clothes are wet, too, thus proceeding to unbutton his shirt. MC, flustered, turns her back to him (bless her)... I feel like he did that on purpose, either to impress her with his abs or to make her feel embarrassed at seeing him shirtless lmao

There was also that event when the villains get sick (if I recall correctly, I'm not certain what was it) and when Ellis falls ill, MC pampers him a lot. He pretends that he cannot feed himself just so that she could feed him AHAHA

[backpackingspace]

Love that it's Canon that odysseus built secret passage ways into his house and then never fucking told anybody about them (except penelope of course)

[avnasace]

honestly even if he is a pretty bad person in the silm i want more curufin content. like this is a guy who grew up with 'everyone sees me as a copy of my father and nothing else' syndrome. he was the son of his father, and the father of his son. thats got to be rough.

and with the oath and the many spirals of bad decisions, he is definetly not the paragon of goodness, but ultimately he is a person who was once loved, by a wife and son and brothers and parents and so i refuse to believe he is completely irredeemable in spirit.

its also interesting to me that he is the middle link between the creator of the silmarils and the creator of the rings of power, its quite sad, for a person literally named little father, and also even sharing a fathername with his father, that he has nothing to show for himself with his own craft is pretty tragic honestly.

[bowenoke]

[aiicheerios]

The great k’uhul ajaw broke into my house

[moonshynecybin]

david is like a very sweet and polite boy. ok marc also was very sweet before motogp but it seems like david is more of that on track. he’s never REALLY done anything dirty to win yet. and i wonder if that will change…

cmon marc was NOT a good boy they changed the RULES he was so crazy.... theres a section in hitting the apex that is like just a supercut of lower classes marc crimes with freddie spencer like yeah uh. hes. well. and then they smashcut to him ruining pedrenzo's BIRTHDAYS...

[sunw13d]

Could you draw mattuardo perhaps.. :3

here you go. finally drew something not…. like tordedd… thats a surprise….