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Las Vegas 2023
-This whole race was on YouTube!!
-Saw Logan in the intro and immediately lost it
-It feels so weird watching this in such clear definition
-“This town has waited 40 years for the pinnacle of Motorsport to return” On a Saturday night??
-Such a unique track shape fr
-Yuki P20?!??!
-Ohmygod, why are the McLaren in the back of the grid
-I’m going to cry, Logan p6
-Someone take me back to 2023 and make me watch this qualifying live
-“It is the childhood rivalry at the front of the field”
-So many celebrities in the garages
-Oooh the Alpha Tauri livery and the Ferrari rear wing! Hope those designers got a raise
-Ohmygod not even a second in and they’re both off the track
-I just watched Logan lose a place and make it back up, I’m never recovering from this
-VSC and everyone in the pits
-“Max I think we’re happy to say that you were ahead when you went off the track, happy to stay there” “Of course I was ahead” Confidence is so sexy
-“This needs to be addressed now. It is a joke if he keeps the position.” The rivalry is rivalry-ing
-Damn Yuki! P11!
-Oh shit Lando! That was so sudden! He must have hit that barrier really hard
-Ah yeah and looking at that replay? I wonder if he was injured
-Why do all the cars look so shiny
-Why wouldn’t the sphere just be showing live race results instead of the usual adverts?
-I love when all the cars zig zag behind the safety car, so cute
-“The question is, how early will Max bolt” “…And he’s gone already”
-Oh wow that overtake by Oscar?
-Feels like a lifetime ago, the last time I saw Carlos and Fernando fighting it out
-“Definitely looks like he’s on a rush on to get out of here” lol Max’ hate for Vegas is so real
-“Let’s go Lewis!” I say, five seconds before I realize the person he’s gone past is Yuki
-Five second penalty
-Why didn’t I start watching races last year? It’s not like I had anything else to obsess over then
-“Yeah that’s fine, send them my regards” Cold
-Ocon! Come on man, why’d you do that to Kevin
-Okay can’t even be mad about Oscar doing it too cause that was extremely cool
-Yes Kevin! He got back!
-And he’s lost it again
-Not Yuki falling back to last place
-“Carlos Sainz facing up against his childhood hero” It’s the race for childhood lores
-“Our first Saturday Grand Prix since 1985” Why??
-Seeing Logan and Zhou in the top 12. I am so extremely gutted to have not witnessed this live
-So many things happening everywhere in the track but all I can focus on is Logan in p6 and praying that he doesn’t fall too far back when he stops for tires
-Seeing Checo make up so many places also is making me feel a lot of feelings
-Don’t like seeing Daniel so far down :/
-Ocon! Come on not again! And on Logan?!
-Although…seeing Logan and Oscar right behind each other is definitely adds to the race of childhood lores
-Oh god can Logan at least stay in the points, he got passed by like three cars
-Oh Mercedes trying an undercut?
-“He looks like he might get this done on track”
-“I don’t think this is Max managing, this is Max under pressure “
-Love when Charles goes for it! That was amazing!
-Ohmygod there’s so much happening, I forgot about the penalty, also so many people coming in to box at the same time, the leaderboard is all mixed up now
-Lewis has a puncture?
-“There’s just so much action happening in this Grand Prix it’s difficult to follow it” Exactly!
-Holy shit Zhou p7?!
-“Car’s not stopping, *****” Haha the way that bollard flew off??
-The recovery drive from Checo though??
-Somehow Logan and Oscar have ended up one after another again
-Checo p2!
-I wonder how drivers who aren’t typically up front feel about having the chance to be at front during a race. Are they like “holy shit how am I running alongside the top three teams right now?” “Do I really have a Mercedes in my mirrors??”
-“As the world champion is on the charge begind him”
-Woah the speed at which he went past George??
-“Max Verstappen has the fastest lap of the race. Do not count him out of this one” I don’t think anyone can
-It’s so funny to me that Lance is p2. It’s giving Germany 2019 before he lost it in the end
-“Sainz, Russel, Verstappen” Honestly amazing how Carlos made it up there
-George and Max going past all cars ahead of them together. It’s almost like George is making way for him
-Oh bloody hell I spoke too soon, they’ve made contact
-“There’s Charles Leclerc making the pass on Lance Stroll”
-Red Bull double stack? Ooh yes!
-“This is what happens in a street circuit, they either behave themselves cause they’re worried about chaos or you get action for every minute”
-“Piastri is up 14 places”
-Can I just say, this safety car is so diva
-“Charles Leclerc has a new Red Bull to fight this time”
-“He just turned in onto my wheel. I guess he didn’t expect me to pass him there” The nonchalant confidence is even better
-“Late, late, late in the breaks, and later still for Oscar Piastri” Is it an Australian thing do we think?
-So cool seeing all the cars bunched up so close together
-“This is the resurgence of Sergio Perez” Yes! Let’s go!
-Ohmygod Checo!!
-Oh they are showing the race results on the sphere!
-Ah the Alpine’s are fighting
-Charles stuck in a Red Bull sandwich
-“Max Verstappen looking to demoralize the ones ahead even further” That’s so funny wth
-Ohmygod Charles how does one even make that pass??!
-“This is a three horse race” funnn
-“That’s one of those passes where I’m coming through or there’s going to be a lot of debris” it’s giving I’m not taking my leg of the pedal until I see god or the checkered flag
-🎶 Max! Max! Super Max! 🎶
-“Charles going right who is it? In the mirrors? It’s the world champion”
-“Let’s work together here. We can get him”
-✨Rihanna✨ (my brain just went blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff)
-“Stay with him. Double tow here. We work together” Damn that goes so hard
-The way the Red Bulls just switched around. Didn’t actually think Max was going to make it there actually
-The commentators: “Sainz, further back in the pack”
Me who has forgotten about every car but the top three: “Who?”
-“Hunt them down George” Oh alright then
-The way Carlos, Fernando, and Lewis went past Alex right after George did, that has got to hurt
-Woah Charles?? That was so unfortunate
-That was such bad strategy on McLaren parts wasn’t it? Why not change his tires to the right ones earlier?
-Haas, when I find you Haas
-Yuki?? There were like two laps left! What happened??
-“Bieber’s got the flag, has Leclerc got the move” Ha
-“Help to tow him along, might be useful” “Ok I’ll try”
-Charles actually might make it back to P2…He’s done it!!
-“He’s pulled it off. As he does. Max Verstappen finds a way to win”
-“Yes, let’s go guys, that was quite fun out there. At least I had fun”
-🎶 Vivaa Las Vegas 🎶
-“ Into the pit lane Max, or should I call you Elvis?” Haha
-Post race drivers>> (especially Logan) (I’m going to conveniently forget he didn’t end up in the points)
-Them being so confused by the post race spectacle of it all is so amusing
-Maxplaining and Leclarifying in full bloom
-“We go straight to the nightclub. Skip everything. See you tomorrow evening…or not!” He thinks he’s so funny
-“It was a nice race actually” It really was
#formula 1#f1#formula one#las vegas grand prix#las vegas 2023#max verstappen#charles lecrelc#checo perez#esteban ocon#lance stroll#carlos sainz#lewis hamilton#george russell#fernando alonso#oscar piastri#pierre gasly#alex albon#kevin magnussen#daniel ricciardo#zhou guanyu#logan sargeant#valterri bottas#yuki tsunoda#nico hulkenberg#lando norris
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Qatar 2024 Grand Prix Tarot Prediction.
I would apologize for this being done so late, but honestly I had a self care day, and was busy sleeping and getting my hair done, so I’m just now watching qualifying, but thanks to the app I was spoiled in terms of the penalty and starting positions.
Honestly the cards are all over the place, I have a feeling it’s going to be an absolutely interesting race tomorrow because holy smokes everything is all over the place.
The most important part is that Fernando made it to P8, and I love that for my man.
P1, George Russell - The Hierophant
This one is interesting, because I think it’s carrying over from the sprint heavily. George may have been stuck in a DRS train, but I think that he learned what to expect from the Prix, and how others may behave and what he can expect in terms of strategy. I’m expecting a masterclass from him tomorrow with how he drives, and handles his tires.
P2, Max Verstappen - King of Wands, reversed
This king is interesting to me, because of how bold it is. Max is more than likely frustrated with his penalty, and is set to prove that position was rightfully his. I think it’s going to an overtly aggressive drive tomorrow.
P3, Lando Norris - The High Priestess
I think that there is going to be a lot of potential here, it’s possible that he’s able to work his way up in front of Max and George, but I think a lot it is going to come down to the awareness of the pit wall.
P4, Oscar Piastri - Three of Swords
It’s not going to be Oscar’s day tomorrow. I don’t necessarily see there being contact with anyone else. I think that Oscar flirting with gravel traps is going to come back and bite him.
P5, Charles Leclerc - Six of Swords
Okay, hear me out, Charles might be a super petty diva tomorrow. Six of Swords to me is a self absorbed card, one that could indicate that Charles no longer really cares for what the team wants.
P6, Lewis Hamilton - Six of Wands
I really like this pull for Lewis, mainly because I NEED something good to happen to this man. It’s a card of triumph and pride, so I’m really hoping that this is indicative of him making up positions and ending on podium again.
P7, Carlos Sainz - Queen of Pentacles
This is hilarious, because after last week it’s the most PR card that I could possibly pull. Carlos is absolutely gentle parenting Charles at this point, and I have no doubts that the pit wall is gentle parenting Carlos. There is a rebuilding of trust that is happening in the pit wall, which is unfortunate that it’s happening at this point.
P8, Fernando Alonso - Page of Pentacles
Sorry, let me fan girl for a moment. MY MAN, MY MAN, MY MAN. KING SHIT. I LOVE THIS FOR YOU, KING.
Anyways, this is a card of practicality and having an effect. I’m really hopefully that this means that there’s going to be points tomorrow because he’s finally connecting with the car and feels comfortable approaching the track.
P9, Sergio Perez - Nine of Wands
Congrats, King! It’s not I’m going to be an easy race tomorrow, this is a card of defensiveness, so I’m going to assume that it’s going to be heavy on the defense tomorrow, because he’s going to be attacked heavily. I’ll be shocked if he remains in points.
P10, Kevin Magnussen - Four of Pentacles, reversed
I love this for Kevin, I’ve missed the certified track terror, and this bodes well for us that thrive in chaos. Four of Pentacles, especially reserved, shows an immense amount of possessiveness, so I’m going to assume that tomorrow he is going to be incredibly aggressive, because he feels the higher positions are rightfully his.
#f1#formula 1#qatar gp 2024#George Russell#max verstappen#lando Norris#oscar piastri#charles leclerc#Lewis Hamilton#Carlos Sainz#Fernando Alonso#Sergio Perez#kevin magnussen
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No Context Only Chaos P7
{ Change things to fit characters, of course. Normally I try to edit these to be easier to do so, but a few lines were too funny as-is. }
So far [Name] hasn't responded to my message, so either he hasn't seen it, or it was ominous enough he's decided "wtf I'm not responding to that."
And now darkness has no longer fallen, but we can't warp anymore.
Why the fuck is there no places to go?
Kidnap me please... no!! It kidnapped me!
I got no thoughts in my brain. 🎶
The braincell is lonely in my brain. 🎵
Ravioli are just Italian Gushers.
Mmm... bees.
Soooo are you gonna release the bees or are we gonna wait?
Gotta get that sweet sweet event wax.
Hey at least it's event wax and not earwax.
I'm gonna mercilessly crash down through the sky, honking all the way.
It was a quiet polite honk though. Not a maddening vicious honk-tastrophy.
I hate people... anyway, be right back.
I don't wanna make new friends, I've got enough friends, and trauma from new friends!
Oh okay I just gotta bonk into people with my candle.
What's a little second degree burn between friends?
Damn, y'all are quitters.
Oh holy shit this isn't what Hydaelyn intended.
You know what really gargles my goyles?
This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.
Stop putting words in my mouth! They're some of my least favorite things to have in there!
In my defense, I said no immediately after.
If I had a million dollars I would not still have a uterus, amen brother.
No Mosses were harmed in the making of this meal.
I almost burnt my eyebrows off.
Don't mind me, just grabbing a child.
That minecraft urge to run frolicking through the deepslate cavern, looking for diamonds.
Tell me that's edible glitter.
You're a daily quest rainbow.
A circle, which is very circular, very nice.
Little bastard woofbeast needs to FUCK OFF away from my greasy, sodium-drenched hell-dinner.
Thank you all for putting this in the crudest terms possible, instead of engaging in a reasoned debate about the moral and ethical implications of close interaction with the undead.
I'm torn between "oh god I love you guys" and "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO."
I don't need the teenager to remind me that I routinely roll ones on my social adept skill checks.
I thought you got to be friends with someone by bashing your head against them until they love you.
You know what's terrifying? When you put it that way it sounds simple, normal and rational instead of totally batshit crazy.
... so help me I will light you on fire.
Yes let's just pair the one-man army with the tactical genius and master psychic.
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now. Like an inside out hamster or something.
What kind of demonic being did you pay off to not gag on that?
I mean, that's practically why we're friends.
Our mutual honest and open loathing of the worst humanity has to offer?
Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!
You're gonna get, like, some world ending monstrosity out of that, I know it.
Brain stop brain'ting.
I know this too shall pass but man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone.
Instructions unclear, sassed the fairy queen.
Well that's agree-gious.
Candibles.
[ P1 - P2 - P3 - P4 - P5 - P6 ]
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F1 Re-Watch 2013: Round 7 - Canada
oh man I have SUCH vivid memories of watching this race live at the time. This was back when my Mum and my Step-Dad were still just dating, and we alternated weekends of either staying at my Step-Dad’s or him and my Step-Brother staying with us (not really relevant, but anyway). Time differences being what they are, the Canada race start is early evening UK time, which is when most people would be sitting down for dinner.
And my Step-Dad, bless his heart, saw how excited I was to be watching F1 again after so many years, said it was fine for me to have my dinner in the living room so I could watch the race (I mean, the layout of his house meant that the kitchen and living room were right next to each other, but the sentiment still meant a lot 😭)
ANYWAY, this was Seb’s first win in Canada (a very sexy lights to flag win, we love to see it), and the race that I decided to start supporting Seb - not because he won, but bc I felt bad for him being booed on the podium. AND we get a Sewis podium. So I’m beyond excited to watch this one back!
“It’s one of two tracks on the current calendar he [Seb] hasn’t won at” KING SHIT
iirc the other track was Catalunya? I could be wrong
anyway starting grid:
Seb on pole 🥰
Lewis P2, a Sewis front row my beloved 💖
Bottas P3. In a Williams (it was a wet quali)
JEV P7!!!
Dan P11 and Jenson P14. pain.
Helmet watch: Seb has a v sexy charcoal/gunmetal grey helmet.
[Formation Lap]: All but 4 cars starting on the super softs
cut to Claire Williams bc it was Williams’ first P3 in yonks, bless
[Start/Lap 1]: Seb just shot off the start line, that’s my boy!!!!
Lewis holds P2, and Rosberg and Webber both jumped Bottas
[Lap 2]: looooads of shuffling about in the midfield 😵💫
Seb already has a 2.7 second lead dbvuuhdfbuhd
He really said you can fight me for this win at your peril
[Lap 3]: ...and Seb fastest lap 😅
oh man the replay of Bottas v Alonso 👌
[Lap 6]: And Jev takes P6 for Bottas
Sutil got tapped into a spin, and somehow no one drove into him 😳
[Lap 7]: and to make his afternoon worse Maldonado just lightly drove into his rear with a small amount of carbon fibre confetti
[Lap 8]: Seb watch: his gap to Lewis is now 4.4 seconds.
Man it is very weird to hear GP on Di Resta’s radio sdvhduvhdf
[Lap 10]: Worth adding that Lewis also has a 4+ second gap over Rosberg so he and Lewis are just in their own little races while everyone else fights over the rest of the points
Not the replay of Seb brushing against the concrete barriers, my blood pressure did not enjoy that
[Lap 11]: Jev in P6 and Dan in P8, now that’s MY Scuderia Toro Rosso
[Lap 13]: Jenson’s down in 12th 🥲
But Seb’s gap over Lewis is now 7.8 seconds. The duality of faves.
[Lap 15]: Rosberg pits from P3 and stays in front of Webber
“I want 3-4 laps at this pace.” “I’m pushing.” Bono and Lewis just doing Bono and Lewis things.
[Lap 16]: Seb pits for a set of mediums, as does Alonso
[Lap 18]: Rosberg’s brakes are apparently overheating, bc that’s what you want to hear in Canada of all tracks
Lewis still hasn’t pitted yet
Jenson into P10!!! But he’s yet to stop :(
[Lap 19]: and Lewis pits for the mediums, he comes out in P2.
“His [Lewis’] only problem is Sebastian Vettel” Just Seb and Lewis things: being a thorn in the other’s side (affectionate)
[Lap 21]: 10.9 second gap between Seb and Lewis. sheesh.
Seb really said I gotta go fast fast
[Lap 23]: Not related to anything happening on track, but the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve is very pretty, easily one of my favourites on the calendar
Plus, for me at least, it’s one of the tracks where I just really enjoy watching a car do a lap, it’s a really great circuit
[Lap 24]: The gap between P1 and P2 is now 13.5 seconds. Thirteen point five.
SEBASTIAN
He just set a 1:18.4
I mean I utterly adore him, but also holy shit
That’s my beloved menace to society 💖
[Lap 27]: Rosberg and Webber continue to scuffle over P3
But suddenly: Alonso
(jaws music plays in the background)
[Lap 28]: Pros of Seb shooting off into the distance: it’s sexy as hell. Cons: There are only fleeting glimpses of him on the TV feed 😭
but GOD I’d really missed him goating like this
[Lap 30]: The gap is 17 seconds, if anyone was wondering.
But Alonso has properly joined the battle for P3.
A Merc, a Red Bull and a Ferrari all competing for a podium place. Not to be a grandma on main but these really were the good old days.
[Lap 31]: and Webber finally passes Rosberg, and Alonso does the same into turn 1
[Lap 32]: Seb sighting!!!!
He is still going very, very fast 🏃♂️
[Lap 33]: A Webber fastest lap as he tries to catch Lewis
[Lap 35]: I fear I’m going to jinx it even though this is a ten year old race replay, but we still have all 22 cars in the race.
Jev still in P6 🥰
[Lap 36]: aaaand we’re passed half-distance
and van der Garde in not quite letting Webber properly past has given him some front wing damage 😬
unsurprisingly, he’s being investigated for ignoring blue flags
It means that Alonso has really closed up to the back of Webber as a result
[Lap 39]: But they’re both catching Lewis at a decent rate of knots
[Lap 42]: and Alonso gets past Webber into turn 1
and GOSH the prospect of a Seb, Lewis, Alonso podium. Very iconic.
[Lap 43]: another Seb sighting!!!
still going fast, keeping up the good work
dfvhfduvgsd he’s lapped everyone up to P7, this is such a peak Seb drive.
I do see why 16yo me decided ‘I want to support that one’ 😅
[Lap 45]: 8.4 second gap between Lewis and Alonso 👀
[Lap 46]: and another Seb fastest lap
he is currently collecting them like pokemon
“We are racing Jenson.” not more McLaren on McLaren violence I’m not sure if I can take it
[Lap 47]: van der Garde’s very bad, not good race: he is currently driving around with his front wing stuck under his car
(which tbf, is not safe practice, pull over dude)
ah he had an incident with Hulkenberg who has also DNFd
[Lap 49]: and Lewis pits for another set of mediums, he stays in P2
oh gosh the irony of him coming out in-between and lapping the two McLarens
And in comes Seb, also for mediums
and a replay of a very back lock up for Rosberg, I did think it was Lewis for a second because of the almost matching yellow helmets.
[Lap 51]: Hmm, the gap between Lewis and Alonso is now around 6 seconds
another Seb sighting, he went wide at turn 1. Keeping himself humble.
[Lap 53]: oh wild the Lewis v Alonso gap is now about 3 seconds.
[Lap 54]: No one tell Seb that Alonso just got the fastest lap I fear rage
[Lap 55]: Someone told Seb, he’s setting purple sectors.
[Lap 57]: And the Lewis v Alonso gap is 1.7 seconds...
“Please just let me drive man.” Lewis is apparently not very interested in rev counts and temperatures. Poor Bono.
[Lap 58]: and apparently Rocky asked Seb “are you listening?” when he told Seb not to chance the fastest lap. Rocky and Bono should have started a race engineer support group for stubborn drivers.
[Lap 59]: ...and Alonso has caught up to the back of Lewis
this will either be spicy or messy
please don’t be messy
[Lap 60]: I am slightly too nervous to type
[Lap 62]: Lewis still in P2 for now
oh good grief they went side by side into the hairpin
FELLAS
[Lap 63]: aaaand Alonso gets the pass done into turn 1
whew, they very nearly made contact down the main straight
that was stressful
fun, but stressful
[Lap 64]: Seb has a 19 second hap on Fernando, and Lewis has an 8 second gap over Webber, so I think the podium places are pretty safe to stay as is
Lewis is still trying to chase Fernando down though
🍿
[Lap 65]: oh they made contact again, Lewis lost a tiny bit of front wing
[Lap 66]: oh dear Gutierrez in the barriers at turn 1, he’s okay
[Lap 68]: tag yourself edition - Adrian Sutil has been: spun round, driven into, and given a drive through penalty, and he’s somehow still in P10.
[Lap 69]: And I think the grid has finally settled down.
[Lap 70]: FINAL LAP!!!
lol as I say the grid as settled Massa gets past Raikkonen for P8.
and another fastest lap for Webber.
and Seb has set a purple sector 1 🤣
[Finish]: AND SEB WINS!!!!!!
👏🎉🍾
Alonso P2, Lewis P3, Webber P4, Rosberg P5, JEV P6!!!!, Di Resta P7, Massa P8, Raikkonen P9 and Sutil P10.
Wow Seb had lapped everyone bar the top 5. KING SHIT. And turns out Austin was the one track Seb/Red Bull hadn’t won at at this point. But WHEW that was such a goat drive from Seb, he finished 15 seconds ahead of Alonso in the end.
And also the absolute iconic as shit of a Seb, Alonso and Lewis podium. At this point in time they had 6 WDCs between them, if that podium was repeated this year it would be double that. Legen-fucking-dary.
Next race up is Great Britain!
#F1 Re Watch#F1 2013 Re watch#f1 liveblog#canadian gp 2013#finally finish my online training modules for the UCI Championships so I watched this as a treat
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Storytime about Why I Personally Like Jotaro's Character
I think it's safe to assume that 90% of us ocean man simps (and/or the 11k followers of the joot tag) had to have hated the guy in the beginning, only to watch p4 and say "hold on wait a minute I'm feeling sumn" and then go back to p3 and say "oh shit hold up".
'cause when i first started p3, i remember jotaro calling holly a bitch and that led to my first impression of him: "Oh so if jonathan was the gentleman jojo and joseph is the wacky jojo, this is the edgy jojo. I'm sure I won't like him at all with that attitude".
let me tell you... i hate assholes. antagonists. absolute douchebags. the too obnoxious men, and edgy men for the sake of being solely edgy.
and i kind of had the same feeling of him throughout the first few episodes, and then the more the plot went, the more I got to see bits of his subtle heart of gold personality come through and I thought to myself "no way but he's still an asshole, why am i beginning to not hate him at all?"
but I couldn't bring myself to hate the guy when in certain moments he brings up his dorky one-liners, the tiny curl that forms his seldom smiles, his general badassery. So at the very least I now respected the dude by the end of p3.
And then p4 happened.
Oh man. Did 4taro do something because damn, this version of him was what got me simping for the man.
Idk what happened but right at the beginning of ep 1, I see him in that taxi in his white fit and immediately, I disregarded the sudden art change and already vibed with the first scene of jotaro in that moment.
and i was greatly confused to say the least. I've been keenly aware of my tastes in fictional men and so far before joots, they were often very.....
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let's just say... "young anime boy" visuals.
LISTEN. Don't ask why Kirito is here; I was still in middle school when he became my fictional crush eye-
anyways-
soon after, even if i was enjoying josuke and his friends in their slice of life shenanigans, i admittedly looked forward for scenes where joot would be in it, got excited when he does something cool and badass, and just appreciate him just vibing silently in the background, probably thinking a million things at once- the murderer, his thesis, the stand arrow, his job etc.
cue to the end, and I really like like jotaro at this point. As in the "holy shit... my new fictional mans?" like.
I was in denial. Because no- Just no??? How did this happen?
Was it because he grew out of his angsty rebellious teen phase, and into this now mature professional, Stand expert, and mentor who's learned how to not be excessively rude while still keeping true to himself as seen in his stoicism, intelligence, and badass nature?
and then to realize he was a DILF in p6?? And a divorced man??? And that he explicitly shows the audience his feelings towards his family for the first time???
Oh man. I was never too into dilfs... but-
So I rewatched p3 scenes again and there I was able to like 3taro as much as 4taro and 6taro. I grew to notice more of his very subtle character amidst the rebellious façade- using that big brain of his in fights, the way he has fun with the crusaders by doing party tricks, the more amount of smiles he does that i failed to notice at first watch, understanding why he shouts at certain women, the utmost care and love he has for his friends and family and how much he'll go through just to keep them safe.
I even grew to love the rugged, buff design of 3taro, which I now admit is kind of a favorite now along with 4taro.
Ultimately, I like jotaro because even though he gives off a very bad first impression, you get to watch his character go through a bunch of events throughout the parts, and see how other bits of his sides and personality surface, develop, and change the more he grows in experience and age.
Idk if it's just me, but I am a sucker for quality character development and jotaro shows exactly that- from being a rebellious delinquent who walled his vulnerabilities behind a rude mask, to a wise mentor-figure who knows better than to be impulsive and rash, to a caring father who'll sacrifice the universe and himself for his only child to live.
holy shit this was l o n g but I needed to get this out of my system because my god, I love this man sm.
and i know i have ranted about this before, but istg, the dudebros be literally seeing jotaro's personality as nothing but a man who's misogynistic and simply punches his enemies to a pulp to solve the issue, without realizng that he has to think of ways of getting closer to the enemy in the first place. Hence why yall shallow mfers think he's a bland protagonist with the emotions of a brick wall smh.
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It‘s 2am now and I‘m still overwhelmed by this Qualifying. What the hell was that?
First both Aston Martin out after Q1. Damn they looked so good during the practice sessions. It‘s a shame 🥺. And Pierre didn‘t make it into Q2 as well. Unbelieveable. I‘m so sad for Seb and Pierre! 😭
Then Q2.
We had Leclerc, who didn’t participate because he has to start from behind because of the penalty.
We had Albon in the wall but luckily it wasn‘t too bad.
We had Lando in the Box waiting due an issue of his car. Please McLaren give him and Daniel a working car! Both of them deserve much better!
We had a second car in the wall with Sergio Perez who was out after that and his accedent caused a red flag.
Q3
There were BOTH Haas in Q3!!! Can you belive it? It still feels like I‘m having a fever dream. It feels so unreal. Great but unreal.
Daniel made it into Q3!!! Holy fucking shit! I‘m so proud of my cute papaya boy! But still sad about Landos bad luck today. He tried so hard even getting into Q3 was nearly out of reach for him.
Alonso in the front row next to Verstappen. The racestart is going to be spiced up I guess.
Lewis on P4 made me so happy. I never thought that this is going to happen after yesterday. Good job Lewis!
Mick on P6!!!! Please let him get his well deserved first points tomorrow! I‘ll pray for it!!!
George. So sad about his choice to try the softs. But actually it could have worked out to be honest. It was quiet a bit early for the soft tires. He took the risk but it failed. Still sad tho.
Zhou on P10. Well done! Let‘s hope he dosn‘t have to retire this car again! He really deserves to finish this race in the points tomorrow 🥹
I would say, this will be an exciting race with good fights. This will ne emotional. Can‘t wait 😂
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Sienna Weighs In P6
OPEN HEART: SECOND YEAR - CHAPTER SIX
(ETHAN x FEMALE MC)
MC is Dr. Francesca Houseman *This entry takes place between the visit to Leland Bloom’s house and the tests on his yacht. (This is a chapter by chapter series…)
Sienna cheers on Francesca for standing up to Ethan.
PREVIOUS CHAPTERS Chapter 1: MC tells Sienna about her Ethan convo at Donahue’s. Chapter 2: MC and Sienna discuss Ethan’s gym routine. Chapter 3: MC questions how well she really knows Ethan. Chapter 4: MC takes Elijah and Sienna to see Evelyn’s exhibit. Chapter 5: Sienna talks MC through a panic attack over Ethan. Word Count: 1889 Rated: Teen
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“To standing up for yourself!” Francesca and Sienna clinked their beer bottles and each took a healthy gulp before setting them back on the bar.
Francesca turned and surveyed the Sunday night crowd at Donahue’s, it was only slightly busy. Old school hip hop played while a few patrons danced. Most were at tables littered with various drinks and engrossed in animated conversations with their friends and/or colleagues.
She swiveled back on her barstool to Sienna who gave her a knowing smile. “It felt good didn’t it?”
Francesca grinned widely, “It felt soooo good! Almost as good as Baz & June coming to my defense on the way over to the Bloom Estate. Ethan’s been treating me like crap for weeks and it was nice to know that others noticed it too.”
Sienna nodded, “I’m not gonna say I told you so but…”
Francesca playfully pushed her, “Shut up.” She took another sip, “What did Ethan even say to you when he showed up yesterday morning?”
Sienna shrugged, “Nothing really. He looked pissed and it was obvious he was there to see you so beyond ‘hello’, there wasn’t much to say.”
Francesca toyed with her beer bottle, “It probably kills him that you know about us.”
Sienna took a sip, “Well that’s his deal not mine. You guys are both adults, I’m just tired of waiting for the man to come to his senses. It’s like watching Elijah and Phoebe all over again.”
Francesca groaned and chewed on her bottom lip before looking back up, “Hey, speaking of Elijah…”
Sienna held up her hand, “Jackie already told me and you guys should just drop it. You gave him your advice and now it’s up to him. We’re all going to deal with our interns the way we see fit and that just is not going to look the same for everybody.”
Francesca scowled, “Sothy can’t even do a basic blood draw, that’s not acceptable.”
Sienna grew sullen, “We all have our individual challenges to overcome.”
Taken aback at the sudden shift, Francesca studied her friend closely. The week before she had commended Sienna when she triumphantly shimmied into a pair of jeans from college, but now she realized that she was starting to look too thin, almost gaunt with darkening bags around her eyes. She touched her arm, “Hey, so many of these conversations are about me and my dumbass issues. But are you okay? You’ve been so tired lately and you’re still losing weight…”
Almost on cue, Sienna turned to her, her face instantly brightening, “No silly, I’m fine, I’m great. You brought me out for a celebratory drink so let’s celebrate!”
Francesca sighed and gently squeezed Sienna’s arm, “Listen, you know you can talk to me about anything without judgment right? I’m your friend and I’m here to help you through whatever. This doesn’t always have to be about me and I’m so sorry if it has been totally one-sided as of late.”
Sienna smiled, “Francesca I love our convos, and I love helping you, and I know I can come to you, and I promise, I’m fine. A-okay.” She patted Francesca’s hand reassuringly.
They sat in silence for a few moments before Sienna reached for her phone. “Hey, I haven’t checked Pictogram in like forever. Did it work? Did Dr. Ramsey like that photo you posted a few days ago? Oh my God, I can’t believe I forgot all about it.”
Francesca smiled smugly as Sienna unlocked her phone. Yes, Ethan had liked her photo. It was a stunner, one she had taken the Summer before she started at Edenbrook. Surprisingly, the whole thing had actually been Jackie’s idea…
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“So hell hath frozen over and Ethan Ramsey has a Pictogram account!”
Francesca was sitting on the floor in their living room, her back against the couch with her laptop in her lap. Sienna was above her, sitting horizontally across the couch in the same position. She peered over Francesca’s shoulder, “Oh my god, you got him to post a half-naked photo of himself?!”
Jackie walked into the living room with her tablet, “Who’s half-naked?”
Sienna and Francesca both froze for a second before Francesca answered. “Uh, Dr. Ramsey. I helped him create a Pictogram account so he could search Gwyneth’s product history. His profile photo is from when he ran a triathlon so he’s in swim shorts. He only allowed me to use it because he figured nobody would ever see it.”
Jackie sat down and leaned over Francesca to view the image, she raised her eyebrows, “Wow! Who knew he was hiding that six pack under his lab coat? Damn Francesca, I’m finally starting to see why you’re so into the guy.”
Jackie’s eyes met Francesca’s astonished gaze, she chuckled, “You really don’t think I’m that stupid do you?”
Francesca’s face reddened, “Please don’t tell me it’s that obvious?”
Jackie thought for a second, “Nah, I honestly think I may be the only one who’s caught on, besides Sienna of course. I mean, we live with you. I’m sure you’re fine at Edenbrook, I’ve never heard any rumors.”
Sienna nodded, “Francesca, you know I’d tell you if I ever heard anything. I mean some people are still jealous of your rapport with Dr. Ramsey but they all attribute it to your top intern spot and Banjeri save.”
Jackie shrugged and she typed on her tablet, “Accurate.”
Francesca visibly relaxed, “Okay well, I can live with that. Anyway, I was just telling Sienna that he has an account now and I think it’s kind of hilarious. I mean, he kept it private and I’m his only friend.”
Francesca suddenly turned to her friends, her voice earnest,”You guys cannot tell anyone about this account or picture. He’ll know immediately that it came from me. Promise you won’t tell.”
Sienna put her hand on Francesca’s shoulder, “I promise. You already know we can keep secrets hon.”
Jackie gave Francesca a mischievous smile, “Same, but only on one condition.”
Francesca paled, “Oh god, what?”
Jackie turned her screen around where she had pulled up Francesca’s Pictogram account, “You set a thirst trap.”
Sienna frowned, “What’s that?”
“No, no, no, no.” Francesca vehemently shook her head.
Jackie turned to Sienna, still smiling broadly, “It’s a sexy photo that you post to make your followers thirsty. In this case, to make one specific follower thirsty.”
“No, it’s obvious and desperate and…” the panic in Francesca’s voice started to mount.
Sienna cut her off, “I like it. Where do we find a photo?”
“Wait Sienna, what? No!” Francesca looked at them both incredulously, “How pathetic does that make me look? Less than two weeks after Ethan becomes my PG friend, I post some random, sexy photo? Come on, even he could see through that one.”
Jackie shrugged, “I’d say you’ve waited too damn long as it is!”
Francesca was at a loss for words as she stared down her two friends. She slowly realized that she had no choice if she wanted to keep Ethan’s account under dibs and sagged against the couch in defeat, “Fine. But only because I know you won’t find a photo worth posting anyway.”
Undeterred, Jackie opened a new browser window, “What photo storage account do you use and what’s the password?”
Francesca gave her the details as she stood up, “I can’t believe this is happening, I need a drink. I’ll be right back.”
Her friends didn’t even acknowledge her exit as they started scrolling through the hundreds of photos on her Google account.
Several minutes she returned to their flabbergasted faces. “What? What’s wrong?”
Jackie turned her tablet around and Francesca’s eyes went wide. “Holy shit! I forgot all about that photo.”
Jackie shook her head in awe, “I didn’t even think you had it in you.”
Sienna giggled, “That my dears, is a bona-fide thirst trap.”
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Francesca sat down and marveled at the photo, “I took that in Cancun after graduating from med school. I went with a group of friends and it was the perfect day on the beach, so we decided to be silly and take photos in our favorite “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition” poses.”
Her mind started to change as she contemplated Ethan’s reaction to the photograph. “Hmmmm, I do look kinda hot huh?”
Jackie raised an eyebrow, “Kinda? No red-blooded, hetero man will be able to resist the allure, the pure sex of this picture. Dr. Ramsey among them.”
Francesca took a deep breath, “Post it.”
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Sienna scrolled through the likes and comments, “Wow, is this the most popular post on your account?”
Francesca laughed, “I believe so. Even the friend who took it wanted me to tag her for credit.”
Sienna grinned as she came across Ethan’s red heart, “There it is.”
Francesca smirked, “Yup.” she leaned in, “And let me tell you the most infuriating part. I kept checking my phone to see if he had liked the photo. Nothing for two days. So, the next night I was up really late studying. I didn’t go to sleep until just after 1am, and I checked my phone before I dozed off, nothing. I woke up like three hours later to pee and guess who had liked my photo?”
Sienna’s eyes went wide, “Wait, in the middle of the night? He was on your account in the middle of the night!”
Francesca nodded, “And, and this was after the whole Gwyneth/Board thing. So at the same time he’s giving me the cold shoulder at work, he’s lurking on my account at home.”
Sienna shook her head in disbelief, “That man is so confused.”
Francesca rolled her eyes, “Whatever. That’s why I stripped down in front of him yesterday.”
“What?!” Sienna’s mouth hung open.
Finishing the last of her beer, Francesca smiled, “I needed to kick him off his hypocritical high horse. So, after he barged into my room telling me I had three minutes to get ready on my day off, I called his bluff. I literally took off my underwear right in front of him. I mean, I turned my back to him but still, the look on his face was fucking priceless.”
Sienna turned to Francesca, put hands on her shoulders, and met her eyes, “You are officially my hero.”
Francesca smiled, “Well, that deserves another round.” She motioned to the bartender.
“Plus, I’m sure we’ll only be celebrating this victory tonight. Who knows how he’ll act towards me at work tomorrow, especially now that we’re in this absurd competition with Mass Kenmore.”
Sienna exhaled, “Yeah, you and Aurora going to be okay? I cannot take a repeat of the Landry experience.”
Francesca nodded, “I swear to you that we’ll be fine, We talked it out, made a pinky promise and everything. I’m more worried about Ethan and Tobias.”
Sienna frowned, “Aurora’s new boss?”
“Yeah, apparently he and Ethan have some bad blood,” Francesca shrugged, “I have no idea what it is about though.”
Sienna thanked the bartender as he placed fresh drinks in front of them and reached for hers, “Well that’s a good thing right? Now, he has somewhere else to direct his anger.”
Francesca thought for a moment, “Yeah, I guess you’re right. Cheers to that!”
Sienna clinked her glass, “Hun, how many times do I have to tell you…I’m always right!”
Read the Ethan Pictogram Companion Piece here: Pictogram Pitfalls & Chapter 7: Francesca confides in Sienna how she met Ethan’s mother.
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The Enchantress P6
REAL LIFE X MAGIC X MYTHICAL CREATURES X FANTASY COUPLE TBS X READER RATING SMUT + CUTE
I groaned a little as the sunlight was in my eyes, as the morning light came through my window I smiled looking down to y/n as she laid on me her head on my chest her breasts against my stomach, her thighs wrapped around my leg the bedsheet on around her arse and my hips her arms around me tightly mine around her too slightly playing with her hair running my fingers around the soft smooth skin of her back, she was sleeping so peacefully on me I could have laid like this with her forever.
She shifted a little as the morning light hit her eyes gently groaning, she moved a little shifting in her sleep "Ummmmm" she groans
"Umm Good Morning y/n" I smiled
"Hu?" she asks moving a little to look up at me "hi?"
"Hi" I smiled playing with her hair
"What are you doing in my room?" she complains nuzzling into my skin
"I'm not in your room" I laughed
"What happened last night?" she asks
"You went out hunting" I smiled hugging her tighter
"Yeah... but why are we snuggling in your room?" she asks
"because you crawled in my window last night" I smirked playing with her hair
"Ohh I see" she smiled resting her chin on my chest "Did-"
"Yes" I smirked "You where a lusty little baby last night"
"So where you" she giggled kicking her feet a little as she moved a little to lay on her stomach on top of me kicking her feet in the air as she giggled "happy you're not enchanted anymore?"
"Not really, I kinda miss it" I smirked
"Want me to be again?" she asked
"Only if you're going to let me do that again" I smiled giving her a little kiss resting my forehead on hers "Are you mad at me?"
"for what?"
"Not stopping you?"
"You were enchanted, I was hunting, It was bound to happen" she giggled "Plus I could hear you yelling for me from like the other side of town"
"sorry" I blushed "I tried to stay quiet" she smiled giving me a kiss and getting up trying to fix her hair "Y/n can I ask you something?" I asked her
"Of course" she smiled
"Do you have to eat me now?" I asked her
"Not if I don't want to" she smiled slipping her robe on
"Do you have to put your robe on?" I asked
"why?" she giggled
"I like seeing you without" I smirked
"So what I have to walk around the temple naked?" she asks
"I will if you will?" I shrug
"Deal" she smiled throwing her robe on my bed and going off into the temple.
I went through the temple as the darkness fell looking around trying to find y/n, I saw the door open and I looked outside "Y/n? Are you out here?" I asked her
"Yeah" she answers sounding sad
"Y/n? are you crying?" I asked sitting on the steps beside her as she held her dress tightly "What's the matter?"
"I don't feel very well that's all Thomas," she says
"Aww, come here" I smiled giving her a little cuddle and kissing the top of her head "hey? Do you want rabbit for dinner? hu? shall we go get a fuzzy little bunny for dinner?"
"No thanks Thomas," she says
"Really? but rabbits your favourite?" I asked a little confused but felt her little kisses up my neck "Ooohh well I'm sure that can help you feel better" I smirked enjoying her little kisses until- I felt a sharp sting of pain in my neck and I pushed her away, she had blood on her fangs and was bleeding "Y-You bit me!" I complain holding where I was bleeding "How could you bite me?"
"I'm so sorry Thomas I couldn't help it," she says as she began to cry again "You smelled nice, and I'm so hungry"
"Oh y/n, please don't cry, it's okay it'll stop bleeding in a minute, please don't cry y/n" I told her giving her a little cuddle "Your really hungry aren't you?" I ask and she nods "maybe we really do need to go out and get you some dinner"
"Thomas I need to talk to you about something"
"course, what is it?"
"I think I'm pregnant?"
"What do you mean?" I asked, "what makes you think so?"
"I'm starving, I ate three people today and I' still hungry, my tummy hurts like hell, and I can smell men from a mile away" she explained
"That does sound... concerning" I answered, "Does that mean you have to eat me?"
"What makes you think that?"
"Your mum ate your dad?" I shrug " assumed that was the common practice?"
"Not really, she just liked eating people" she laughs "Besides who even knows if it's yours anyway"
"When did this start?" I asked
"last week"
"then likely it's me... or one of the guys from your last hunt." I told her "honestly it's me or someone you've already eaten"
"What are you saying?"
"I'm saying, either way, I'll treat it as if it is my little baby in there" I smiled giving her tummy a little kiss "I love you y/n, and if you want me to I'm happy to stay and look after our little baby" I smiled resting my forehead on hers and she smiled nuzzling close to me
"I love you too" she giggled nuzzling close to my neck "Ummmmmm you smell nice"
"Thats because your hungry" I laughed
"And I think baby likes the smell of her daddy" she giggled
"Awww I'm sure she does or he?" I smiled
"she" she giggled
" how do you know it's she?" I asked
"Moon daughter? Enchantress? we're always female" she shrugs
"Aww, so I can't have a little boy?"
"I don't know there's never been one in recorded history"
"You think thats gonna stop me from trying?" I smirked
"well not for three weeks Mr" she warns
"Three weeks? it takes you guys a month to have a baby?" I ask and she nods "This is going gonna be a month of complete hell isn't it?"
"Yeah, it is" she nods "Can we have rabbit for dinner? I'm very hungry"
"Of course we can" I smiled "You want to hunt? or do you want me to go out and get some?" I asked
"hunt, but I need assistance" she smiled holding my hand
"Okay," I smiled giving her a kiss and helping her up as we went out into the forest.
I sighed as I finished work waiting around for him
"So come on tom what have ya got to show me?" luke asked
"follow me Luke it's out in the woods," I told him making him follow me out down the paths till we reached the temple "Here is it"
"Whoa... what is this place?" He asked "Ohh I bet its where those enchantress girls take ya to have their orgyies before they kill ya" he laughed
"Looks kinda dangerous we likely shouldn't go in there" I lied
"Ohh come on tom grow a pair of balls lets go see if there are any hot sexy enchantress'" he smirked starting to climb the steps
"Oh no come back" I lied with a sigh as I lead him up the stairs and into the temple shutting the door behind us as he looked around
"whoa... this place is cool" he laughed looking around "dude I need to ask ya... did ya lead me out here to uhhh tell me ya like me? cause I don't swing that way, I'm flattered, Hell a little curious but-" He began
"No, I did not Luke" I told him "Oh I think I heard something down here," I said pointing towards the room I now share with y/n
"what? ya think there could be some sexy little thing in here?" he laughed coming around the corner to see y/n laid on our bed in her usual dress with her very obvious baby bump I didn't realize how fast it would grow it was literally like I woke up and there was a huge baby bump but it only takes her a month so what did I expect "Holy shit! you're an enchantress! fuck.... your less hot then I thought the fat stomach really puts me off, face is hot though" he said
"Oh man she doesn't kill you I will" I laughed
"What?!" he asked very confusedly
"Thats my wife you dick"
"Oh, shit, sorry man- wait! you're married to an Enchantress?"
"Well... not formally married but close enough" I smiled
"what do ya want from me?" he asked
"Angel?" I smirked to her and within seconds she had clawed his neck and he fell to the floor bleeding out
"Thank you for dinner Thomas" she smiled starting to eat
"Your welcome angel," I smiled
"want some?" she asks as she ripped off an arm
"I'm good," I laughed.
I smiled as the sun was still out and the heat of the day still around as I headed home from work through the thick forest as soon as I got in I dumped my work stuff by the door
"Thomas? is that you home?" she asked from our room
"yes Y/n it's me, angel!" I yelled back "Not that anyone else ever comes here" I laughed
"Come in here!" she yells playfully
"Just a sec Angel I need to get dinner on"
"Dinner can wait! I have a surprise for you" she smiled so I laughed going to the bedroom door
"What's up?" I asked leaning on the door but I saw something that made me smile wider than I ever had in my life.
Y/n laid in our bed the soft blue and white blankets and covers around her sweet body, her hair messy and out of its normal place, her face tried but it read of so much joy, and in her arms laid the little body of a sweet baby.
"Somebody wants to meet you" she smiled
I quickly went over sitting on the edge of the bed
"Uhhh hi" I smiled looking at her cute little face giving her head a tiny kiss "I'm sorry I missed it," I told y/n pressing my head to hers giving her nose a little kiss
"Its okay," she smiled
"Does she have a name yet?" I asked
"yeah" she smiled "Tasha, Like your mum" she smiled
"Aww, Okay, Hi Tasha" I smiled as y/n handed her to me.
I smiled as I turned through the tree's seeing the temple
"DADDY!" little Tasha giggled as she pounced down the stairs like a wolf and jumped into my arms
"Aww hi hun" I smiled giving her a cuddle
"Daddy, daddy Can maybe I go out with mummy on her hunt?" she asks
"Tasha... you know you can't hunt yet, little lady your not old enough," I told her putting her back down as we headed inside
"PPPPPPllllleeeeeeaaaaassssseeeee!" she whines
"Alright we'll go ask mummy," I told her as we headed inside and out into the garden where y/n stood doing some gardening being careful of her baby bump
"Mummy!! Daddy said I could hunt!" she giggled
"I said she could ask mummy" I correct
"Well see" Y/n told her before she ran off again and y/n came to me "she's kicking again" she complained
"Awww its okay angel, it won't be long now "I remind her giving her a kiss "I missed you"
"I missed you too" she smiled resting her forehead on my own and giving my nose a kiss.
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live blog p6
ugh karen
woozy tk is adorable
I hate this (not really)
but Tommy is a badass yes ma'am
HOLY SHIT YES
where the fuck did he get a gun
CARLOS AND TK
HES AN IMPRESSIVE GUY now theres a parallel I can get behind
YAY
YES HE KNEW OMG YES WE GOT THAT
OH MY GOD
oh stop fuckign being annoying let carlos at him
did we not get Carlos and tk in the hospital :(
YES GRACE ADN JUDD BABY PLS PLS PLS
aww theyre so cute I love them
NOOOOO
WHAT
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We’ve got a thing called radar love
I wanted to do the challenge but I lacked time. :( So I’m entering an old fic of mine. :) This is for @jonsafanfiction‘s 12 Days of Shipping Event : January 3 Bodyguard AU
Summary: Jon Targaryen is the son of Prime Minister Rhaegar Targaryen but he is more famously known as "The Ghost" in the racing world by being three-time champion of the Sprint Cup when he was younger, to going for his sixth-peat for the F1 Grand Prix. In the middle of a race, he was lead to an unauthorized detour as part of a kidnapping scheme that was quickly thwarted but was actually a ruse when the real attempt was when he was en route back to the Red Keep. Lucky for him, his beautiful PA who he's been secretly pinning for has secrets of her own as, to his surprise, Sansa Stark takes charge in leading him to safety as she reveals she's been his bodyguard all along
39/51 Lap
"Jon, keep going, you're almost there. The gap between you and the Brat-theon prick is still there at 9/5th of your time but you can lose him on the 4th turn."
"Copy that Edd."
Jon started slowly decelerating to prepare for the turn, to bait Joffrey Baratheon into charging full speed ahead of him at the sharp turn that curved right then left, wishing he was conceited and stupid enough to take it and lose traction to steer away once he makes the turn.
"The Brat is falling for it! What a dipshit! Make him eat your dust, Jon."
In Jon's peripheral vision, he smirked as he saw the bane of his existence on his Golden Tooth toeing side by side with him when they neared the turn and just as he expected it, just as Jon slowed down, Joffrey's car roared as he pushed it ahead of him to take the curve.
Also as expected since Jon's slow wasn't just anyone's definition of slow, so Joffrey wouldn't be able to turn left in time and he'd head straight off track with the speed he tried to match with his.
Jon grinned when he did exactly that while Edd whooped over the team radio as he started flooring it.
"Wow will you look at that? The Brat's car spun around and--seven hells he's back on track, climbing back from P6 - P5 - Seven hells he's on P3 now and passing Royce for P2. Royce needs to block him so we'd take top two for the Night's watch."
Jon was impressed. The little shit was stubborn and, he hate to admit it, good enough to survive one of the oldest tricks in out-racing. Thank the gods his team-mate Waymar Royce gained speed for P2. He won't let Joffrey pass. There was no way their team was going to let the Gold cloaks win, not after the Crag debacle which was still up for debate.
But this wasn't the time to think about anything other than finishing this race. If he wins this, this would be his sixth consecutive Grand Prix win. He felt the second wind of adrenaline rush through him then as he drove over the mark signaling his completion of his 40th lap.
"Eleven more to go. You and Waymar got this! Joffrey is now down to P5 while Trystane and Daemon are tailing you both at P3 and P4 - wait, oh no Martell just passed Royce. He's hot on your tail - oh for the love of all things holy, where did that little shit come from? Royce and the Bratt are neck-in-neck behind you. Lose them now!" Edd screamed over the radio making Jon cringe but he did as he was told, drifting to gain some more speed to widen the gap.
He can't afford a pitt stop right now, not when the race was so close to ending.
Continue reading here or on AO3.
41/51 Lap.
The roar of his engine and the smooth skid of his tires spurred him to move faster as he stepped on the gas again, his fists gripping on to the wheel just so. Only ten more laps to go and Jon was feeling pretty confident since the Snakes were keeping Joffrey busy while Waymar sailed back to P2 behind him.
He had just made the fourth turn again when he saw a marshall waving a detour flag at him.
What the hell?
"Edd? Edd? What's going on? Why is there a detour? Edd?"
But the airwaves remained static which was very odd.
Jon had no choice then but to follow the detour and into a track that lead to one of the abandoned practice tunnels. Something must've happened ahead of the track but he didn't see or hear anything unusual.
But what was unnerving was the team radio line dying on him.
This never happened before and he started slowing down because he wasn't familiar with this track and he was starting to suspect there was no car trailing behind him anymore.
As he went further, so did the darkness but he couldn't turn back because the track was too narrow and was obviously a one-way.
His heart raced and it wasn't from excitement anymore.
Finally, he saw the light and there were people wearing the race officials uniforms waving him over to stop and Jon thought that maybe this wasn't a race thing but more of a Prime Minister's son safety issue.
He stopped the car and hopped off cautious of his surroundings. He didn't completely remove his helmet, just lifted the visor as he greeted an approaching official but when he saw Arthur Dayne and Larence Snow, both of which were part of his security detail, he relaxed a little.
He removed his helmet, pulled down his balaclava and ear plugs, then and met them halfway. "What's going on?"
"You were almost kidnapped sir."
Jon turned sharply to the voice he'd recognize anywhere on the planet and beyond and he was greeted immediately by red flowing hair and bright blue eyes of his personal assistant and love of his life though she doesn't know it yet, Sansa Stark, who was holding up a phone and her tablet while her smart watch kept flashing on her right wrist, looking at him with concern.
"C-come again?"
"Hang on," Sansa held finger up while she took a call from her headset. "Yes, he's safe Robb. Arthur and Larence as well as some of the staff are here with us. I'll brief him and we can rendezvous back to the Keep from the Dragonpit. Arthur already talked to Barristan. Mmhmm. Yes. Okay."
She tapped the mic off and walked over to him calmly, nodding at Larence to go ahead. "There was a plan to lead you here off track and take you. We're heading over back to the Keep," she explained.
Jon's blood froze. He knew about several kidnapping attempts done on his family but this was the first time that he was the sole target and he was barely listening as Arthur started explaining what happened while they escorted him into one of the Targaryen safe cars.
"It was the Blackfyres and their Golden Company. We got an anonymous tip to watch you closely when you reached your fortieth lap. When Sansa saw your car disappear off track, I had my men go ahead from the other end of the tunnel you entered. Before that we've already blocked off all the exits when you reached your twentieth lap. Long story short, my men apprehended ten company members and their getaway car."
He tried to concentrate and process but he was definitely shaken up. He knew there was something he wasn't telling him but then he felt a warm hand on his arm and saw Sansa's small dainty hand on him before meeting with her eyes.
"Hey, you're safe now, sir," she said softly, her eyes as warm as her touch that Jon visibly relaxed, even offering a weak smile.
"I thought I told you to call me Jon."
Sansa just smiled up at him and waited for him to slide in the car while Arthur held the door open for him. He went in automatically, sliding inside to make room for Sansa to sit next to him as part of the safety drill they've practiced numerous times of having no two doors open at the same time.
Jon was still uneasy. "It's too...easy," he said once Arthur rode shotgun and Larence started the car.
"It is, that's why we're bringing you home for now while the rest secure the Dragonpit," Arthur explained, nodding to Larence to drive once the front escort car rolled away. Jon looked behind them and saw the rear escort car tailing them.
"Why me?"
"We don't know yet," Sansa answered and Jon looked at her then and noticed her tapping away in her phone and tablet that was balanced on her lap. She paused what she was doing to look at him fully then, her eyes filled with determination. "But we'll find out."
He nodded and leant back, setting his helmet on the floor and not bothering to remove anything else yet since his overall wasn't only fireproof but bulletproof and his hands still shook enough for him to remove his gloves.
"So...who won?" he tried not to sound too bitter knowing that his streak ended.
Sansa looked at him sadly before giving a tiny smile and Jon appreciated that she once again, stopped whatever it was she was doing to concentrate on him. His heart started racing when she slid closer and settled her hand on his arm again. "Waymar then Trystane, Daemon, Joffrey, Arys" in that order. Sorry sir, but it's still a win for the team. And if anything, you would've won it hands down if it weren't for this," she started frowning then.
Jon was touched that Sansa cared - what was he saying? She always cared. But he didn't want to see her frown. He wanted nothing but to see her smile so he cracked a grin and ran a hand through his hair. "Hey at least the Night's Watch is still on top and you guys did a fantastic job stopping my abduction."
Sansa smiled a little then but got distracted when she started taking calls again and checking emails, giving him an apologetic look that he waved off with an understanding smile.
He realized then that this kind of thing would drain her from the shit storm of the media, his team, the whole F1 organization, and of course, the whole of Westeros wanting to know about this. Seven hells, Sansa will be completely swamped, communicating with the Palace lawyers and PR staff.
Seven hells, it probably started minutes ago - right at the moment he disappeared off track, but with Sansa as his PA, he'd never know the difference. She was incredibly efficient and not once did he see her as nothing but a picture of grace under pressure over the six months that she started working for him. Father did a good job of handpicking her and her twin brother Robb to work for him. The Stark twins worked with Sansa being in charge of internal affairs while Robb handled the external ones, often representing him politically as well as legally as his personal lawyer.
They were actually bargains if he wanted to continue his career as a professional racer, his father, or rather, Prime Minister Rhaegar made that clear. You can't just run off and leave your responsibilities on the track. Especially now with talks of the Blakfyres trying to overthrow his father's rule.
He sighed but then, at least he gained a friend in Robb and most importantly, he met Sansa.
Sansa.
She was the most beautiful woman he's ever laid eyes on with her creamy alabaster skin, her bright blue eyes, that fiery mane and those incredibly long, long, legs she often displayed under those tight pencil skirts she wore and the fuck me heels that often left him helpless and wanting when it made her tower over him an inch.
But she wasn't just another beautiful face. Sansa was a sweetheart. Kind. Courteous. Sweet. But what drove him mad was how intelligent she was. She was incredibly smart and witty and so in charge that - that turned him on more.
It wasn't really a secret that he was attracted to her. She was working to serve under him but everyone saw that he was putty in her soft delicate hands. But as professionalism goes, they couldn't date.
His father made sure to remind him of that. She was too valuable an asset for the Targaryens with how efficient she worked that sometimes Jon thinks Rhaegar wanted to adopt her, especially with Rhaenys eloping with Willas Tyrell, and Aegon faffing around the world on Jon Connington's boat, his uncle Viserys being an insufferable prick in Dragonstone and his aunt Daenerys galivanting the Free Cities.
It was clear to Rhaegar that once his rule has ended, none of his issue would follow after him.
Really, the Starks cleared their messes with their father Ned Stark often acting as his right-hand man. Ned, like Robb, was a lawyer and had been appointed as the Attorney General of the regime. He then offered the twins' services. Sansa, he learned, had a degree in Diplomacy and International Relations. Truly, if anything, Rhaegar wanted to adopt either her or Robb to continue his platforms.
Jon asked them if they wanted to run for office one day but they both humbly declined saying that they were fine with what they were now, and that there were more important matters. Jon never understood what could be more important than holding office? Surely there were more things they could accomplish than fixing his messes or refraining him from making them.
They slowed down suddenly and the scratch of the radio broke the silence.
"This is Arthur. Hmmm. Copy that."
Jon held his breath as he saw Arthur's eyes go to his from the mirror. "We've been compromised. We're moving you to the safe house. We're being followed," he explained quickly while he punched on the GPS and continued talking to someone on his two-way.
Jon froze then and gripped his knees hard.
"Yeah, Robb. Turning off all comms except the untraceable. I'll update you."
His head snapped to Sansa and saw her turning all her gadgets off and extracting a slim black phone he's never seen before and syncing it with her head piece. And by the Seven, why was she so calm?
"How are you doing it?"
She looked up at him confused. "Hm?"
"How are you not freaking out?"
She blinked. "Oh. Nerves of steel, I guess," she shrugged before she studied him. "Hey you're shaking."
He was?
He looked down at his hands and saw that he was. He knew part of it was still the adrenaline from the race, the attempt, and now this. "Sorry."
Jon sucked in a breath when Sansa slid right next to him that her hip was touching his and leant a bit to take his hand in hers as she carefully pulled on the velcro straps and tugged his gloves off one by one.
"Why are you sorry? For being scared?" she said in a low voice without looking at him, concentrating on her task.
"Yeah, not exactly manly of me," he chuckled nervously.
"Hmm, well my father always said that the only time you can be brave is when you're afraid," she said soothingly before holding both his hands in hers and looking up at him with those vivid blue eyes of hers.
Jon could only look at her and their hands before he closed his eyes and took deep breaths and once he was calm enough he opened them and saw her still looking at him, giving him a half-smile when their eyes met again.
"You'll be fine, I promise. I'll protect you," she winked at him.
He couldn't help but smile at her joke. "Sure. You just bat your long lashes at them and they'd be wrapped around your cute little finger. Easy."
She blushed then and Jon realized what he just said. "Er, I mean-"
The car lurched as Larence made a sharp turn, causing Jon to press against Sansa when they got thrown to her side.
"Sorry about that, we're here," Larence muttered.
Arthur went down first to check while the rest of them waited inside the car.
Jon then realized he was on top of something soft and he bolted to the other side in a flash when he realized his head was pressed against Sansa's torso. "Sorry."
Sansa was flushed too but offered him a weak smile as she smoothed down her black twin-set with red details and that was when he noticed that Sansa was wearing his team's colors.
Arthur opened Sansa's door then while Larence helped her out and quickly ushered her inside the safe house in Fleabottom with him and Arthur following behind and flanked by two more men.
Once they were inside, Jon was whisked into the eleventh floor and into a suite. The safe house was actually an intel building.
"This is actually not the safest but it was the closest and we need to keep you safe," Arthur met his eyes.
"Tell me the real danger, I can handle it," Jon said determinedly, knowing there was something they were keeping from him.
Larence and Arthur as well as Sansa exchanged looks. "The order was to capture you. Dead or alive," Arthur laid it out then and Jon stared at him baffled.
They heard a crash then and running followed by shots outside.
"Fuck," Arthur pulled his gun out then and so did the men as they went for the door and formed a perimeter around Jon. "They're here."
Arthur then looked at Sansa. "We'll hold them off. Get him out. Larence will come as far as he can with you. Get the brief and head to the garage with the service elevator." He threw a set of keys to Sansa who caught it in one hand, her eyes hard, and her jaw firm. "Your card will work fine on everything. Get him out and rendezvous at Wolf Den."
"What? Why Sansa? What's going on!" Jon shifted from Arthur and Sansa and his eyes bulged when he saw Sansa toss the painting over the headboard and opened a hidden safe, pulling out a steel briefcase.
"Jon."
He turned to Arthur who wasn't looking at him but at the door where he was aiming his gun at. "Go with Sansa. Now."
Before he could react, Jon was being dragged by Larence towards the closet with Sansa walking briskly ahead.
He saw Larence shut the closet door and bar it then back to Sansa who placed her key card over a panel she revealed and a secret door opened just as they heard shots being fired from the other room.
"Shit, go, go, go, I'll lock behind you," Larence pushed Jon just as Sansa tugged at him.
"Larence but-" Jon felt the reality finally sinking in.
Larence Snow, who he played poker with, had pulled him out of his drunk ass more times than he could remember, being an actual friend more than a guard was going to die for him.
"Come with us," he pleaded.
Larence smiled at him grimly. "It's been fun, Jon. Now go with your girl. She's the Ace." He said before the door slid down between them.
"Jon, come on," Sansa urged as she continued to tug at him. "He knew what he was doing," she whispered hurriedly while dragging him towards another room that she locked after them.
Jon was still in shock until he felt hands on his face and blue eyes steadying his frantic ones. "Jon. Listen to me. You're going to be fine. I'm going to get you out of this. But I need you to do as I say. Do you understand?"
He blinked at her.
"Jon," she said more firmly.
He nodded and swallowed while Sansa let out a relieved breath before she started kneeling as she opened the silver briefcase.
She pulled out another bulletproof vest and handed one to him while she shrugged off her black coat and wore one of her own and that was when Jon saw the twin gun holsters strapped to her lower back.
"You-you're-"
She looked at him over her shoulder and smiled tightly. "Yeah," before securing her headset and taking out two more handguns. He watched as she slid the magazine in, pulled the slide release, and clicked the glock into place like she was doing it all her life.
"Do you know how to use this?" She looked at him then and he saw the first sign of worry on her face with the tiny furrow between her brows.
"Not well," Jon admitted and cursed himself for not taking those shooting lessons to heart.
Sansa stood in front of him then and took his hands, placing a glock in his right hand and positioning his hand properly. "It's easy. This is a semi-automatic and I've released the lock already. All you have to do," she raised his hand and made him point it straight forward while she used both hands to keep him in position. "Is point and shoot."
She placed his finger on the trigger with hers on top of his. "You don't need to shoot fancy. Just go for the easy targets - the biggest space so you won't miss. Hit the chest or the back. Don't hesitate. It's your life or theirs. These men will not hesitate to shoot. You got it?"
Jon swallowed. This was really happening. "Y-yes."
She released him then and helped him tighten the vest. She placed a radio on the holster of his vest explaining quickly. "If we get separated, use this and go to channel one and shout "Winter is coming," then follow the voice."
He nodded again.
"Okay," she walked in front of him then. "Jon. We're going to use the service elevator. Beyond this room, there is a short hallway we have to pass and we'll encounter men. I need you to stay behind me at all times. Don't be a hero. I'm trained for this. You aren't. You'll get in the elevator first and I'll try to follow. You'll be immediately brought to basement 2 but you'll have to climb out the escape hatch and climb to basement 1 where they won't expect us. Get a car. Any car and drive the hell away and use the radio for directions."
He grabbed her by the arms then and bore at her. "What about you? I can't let you--"
She cut him off with a hurried kiss. "Jon. I'm just telling you the plan in case I can't follow you. But I'm telling you, I'm trained at this. I'll see you through until you're safe. I promise. Now, we need to go."
She fixed him a look that had a hundred different promises swirling in those baby blues and all he could do was keep nodding at her repeatedly, hoping she'd see his own too.
Sansa gave him a firm nod and released him. Strapping on ammo belts over her and setting her own gun.
She tapped on her headpiece then just as she switched her smartwatch on. "Red Wolf to Grey. Do you read? Over."
Jon could hear from his own radio strapped to his chest where Sansa must've kept the line on just in case.
"This is Grey, I copy. Over. I've locked in your position. Is Rhaegal undamaged?" Robb. He recognized the voice. So he was part of this too? Was Ned Stark one too?
"No. I sent you our coordinates. I need surveillance and possible backup," Sansa checked the windows before hovering over the door.
"Locked in on your coordinates. Activating Warg mode. I'm your eyes Red."
"Good. We're heading out to the hallway. How many men are there? Positions?"
"Seven and four waiting at the left intersection, three guarding the chute. They can't call for backup as I've denied all access to the chute but I can see they're working on override."
Sansa pursed her lip but was still relatively calm. "How much time do I have?"
"Sixty-five seconds. Go."
"Jon, do you trust me?" She looked at him then.
"With my life," he answered right away and Sansa's eyes glinted with something before she placed her keycard over the lock and opened into the hallway.
"Then let's run," She ran ahead and he followed as they sped off into the narrow hallway, spotting the left intersection where four men appeared from, blocking their way while pointing guns at them.
"Stop. Drop your weapons and come with us quietly now and no one gets hurt," came the burly man with an eyepatch.
Sansa stayed Jon with a hand behind her back indicating to stand down. "Funny, I was going to offer you the same courtesy Greyjoy."
Greyjoy?
"Ah. What a delight you are. But no girl, hand over the boy and I promise to make it good for you when I take you back with me. Be a good girl now and I'll return the favor when I let you suck me off," Greyjoy taunted and Jon saw red but Sansa stayed him again with her hand.
"Ooh, so you're the dragon spawn's bitch, I see. All the more sweeter to mount a dragon's moun-Fuck you bitch!"
Sansa shot him straight to the crotch and fired another to his leg, bringing him down while she pushed Jon to the ground, shielding him with her body when Greyjoy open-fired.
Jon heard Sansa fire another shot and watched the lifeless eye of Greyjoy, a bullet lodged in between his eyes.
"Stay down!" Sansa yelled at him as she strode forward and pulled another gun from behind her and began shooting from both sides, taking down three men straight to the head while she aimed at two others but Jon saw the last of the men aiming behind her.
Jon didn't think then, brought himself up, aimed at the man's chest and shot.
Jon watched as the man clutched at his stomach that was starting to shoot out blood before dropping his weapon and collapsing.
He was still heaving and holding the gun with wide eyes when he heard more shooting from behind him and his name being called.
"Jon - Jon."
His head snapped to Sansa and he saw another guy aiming at her. "Sansa!"
Sansa was too quick as she dodged and lunged at the guy, elbowing his chest while she leant across that guy's shoulder and shot at the other guy straight to the heart when he saw him aiming for Jon but in a second she was caught in a headlock with the first one, a gun pointed at her head.
Jon's eyes locked with Sansa's then and she urged him to run. Pleaded with her eyes as she mouthed "Go!"
But Jon couldn't leave her. He won't. And Sansa saw that he wouldn't but tried to shake her head at him anyway as she clawed at the arm that was holding her back.
"Don't make another move. Drop your weapon or I blow her brains out!" The lone henchman spat at Jon.
Jon raised his hands and dropped the gun slowly, his eyes never taking them off of the attacker. He kicked the gun towards him and took a step back. "Take me. You can let her go. It's me you want."
Sansa was about to shout her protest when a hand clamped over her mouth.
"You have thirty seconds left Jon or you won't make it to the chute in time," came Robb's voice over the radio. "Sansa knows. We have to get you out. Let her go Jon." He could hear the pain over the controlled voice of his lawyer who quickly became his confidante at letting his sister go. But Jon wasn't raised this way.
He had to fight for the people willing to risk their lives for him too.
"Jon."
Sansa's eyes softened at Jon then and she gave him a nod that the attacker noticed when Jon saw him grin. And that was all the signal he and Sansa needed - his sudden arrogance as he saw Sansa escape from the man's loosened grip, kicking the gun out of his hand before she pulled his arm and threw him over her shoulder where he landed roughly on his back with Sansa's knee digging on his spine while he pulled at his arm making him scream.
Jon ran to them, picked up the gun and threw it to Sansa who caught it and shot the man in the back before quickly grabbing her two other glocks and nodding at Jon to run as fast as he could to the service elevator with only ten seconds left.
Sansa quickly placed her keycard over the monitor and the doors slid open. She pushed Jon inside quickly while they heard Robb bark at them that there were a dozen men going their way.
Just as the doors were sliding close, Jon pulled Sansa all the way inside before repeatedly pressing the door button close as the men started appearing. Sansa shot a few rounds until the door finally shut close and they were both panting and splattered with blood and sweat as the elevator went down.
Sansa looked up at Jon as she wiped her brow. "You oka-mmph
Jon cupped her head and kissed her fiercely then before pulling away. "Seven hells, woman! You almost died!"
Sansa chuckled. "So did you, sir. Thank you sir." She smirked.
Jon was about to retort when Robb's voice came through.
"Well done. Both of you. But remember to get off B1. I'll open the doors for you. All of them are expecting you from B2 so you'll only have a window of thirty-five seconds before they catch up to you on the street. You have to shake them off as best as you can. Do you copy?"
"Roger," Sansa answered just as she observed the ceiling. They were now at the 8th floor.
7th.
6th.
"Jon, I need you to boost me up," Sansa tilted her head at him.
"What?"
She pointed to the escape hatch. "That's our exit. The faster we're up there, the easier we can go. Help me up?"
Jon looked from the ceiling to her and understood, crouching down so she could climb up his back. He felt Sansa's hands on his shoulders then before a leg hitched over his shoulder, and then another on his other side that made him suck in a breath as he felt her skirt against his nape and heard a rip.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. I had to rip it because it's too tight to move freely," she muttered. "Um, Jon, I need you to steady me because I'll be reaching up."
"Oh, sorry," he mumbled back as his arms held on to her thighs where he felt garters that made him pause again.
"They carry my gun and a knife. Boost me up?" she said hurriedly.
Jon nodded and stood straight, trying not to think of Sansa's gartered and stockinged legs were around his neck and focused instead on the sounds of Sansa tinkering with the hatch as they descended to 4th when suddenly the elevator lurched to a stop, the lights flickering on and off until darkness then the emergency light.
Jon kept Sansa steady while he braced against the wall with one hand.
"Grey, what the hell?"
"Hang on Red. I'll hook it back. I had to terminate an attempt. Sorry, hold on."
Sansa cussed for the first time and that was when Jon felt that shit was real. He didn't know how much his sanity depended on her cool.
Sansa noticed him stiffening and worked faster before urging him gently to let her down.
"We're still good. I'll protect you, I promise, didn't I?" she smiled up at him as she cradled his cheek.
Jon grabbed her wrist and looked straight at her. "What exactly did you promise when you took the job? You promised your life?"
She didn't back down and leant forward that their noses were touching. "Yes."
"Fuck, Sansa-"
"Don't. Not now. Tell me later," Sansa said before she backed away, then sprang on the elevator rail before pushing her body upwards to catch on the opened hatch where she dangled for a moment before hoisting herself up and disappearing into the ceiling just as the elevator started moving again.
4th.
3rd.
She appeared again and offered him her hand. "Jump up Jon. You can do it. Grab my hand."
Jon did and it took three tries before his hand clutched at Sansa's where she pulled him up with both arms, grunting while he saw her teeth clenching until finally they were both holding on to the top of the elevator as it sailed down.
2nd.
Sansa closed the hatch.
"This is our stop. When I say jump, jump okay?" She took Jon's hand in hers and Jon squeezed it tightly. "Yes."
Sansa looked to her left then where the doors where and slowly she stood up with one hand bracing Jon's other arm and nodding at the direction.
1st.
"Jump!"
Hand in hand they jumped towards the ledge of B1 level. But Jon slipped if not for Sansa's iron grip on his arm.
Jon could see the strain heavy on Sansa as she struggled to pull him up. "I'm too heavy. Let go."
Sansa shook her head. "Don't you dare. Now try and swing your hand to grab on to my arm. Try."
Jon tried and missed and Sansa winced. "Try harder."
He did and this time he was able to grab ahold of Sansa's arms with his other hand and they both hoisted themselves up over the tiny ledge, with Jon collapsing on top of Sansa, both of them panting.
"Gods be good, Jon! Just do as you're told!" Sansa scolded as she slapped his back. Jon didn't know why but he started chuckling while shaking his head.
"Yes, yes it's all very amusing. Now get off me and let's get our car."
Jon quickly got off her and offered her a hand and helped her up.
"Grey, Alohomora this bitch," Sansa tapped her headset.
"Opening the portrait. Good job you two."
The elevator door opened and Sansa stepped inside first, gun out and gestured for Jon to stay low behind him.
"All clear. Proceed." Robb's voice broke through.
Sansa chose the nearest car then, a Porsche Panamera, and Jon should've known that of course there would be armored sports cars in every safe house.
On instinct he went inside the driver's side but was quickly shoved over to the passenger side by Sansa who gave him a look that said seriously going to fight me at this point?
He raised his palms as Sansa started the car, syncing her smartwatch to the comm at the dash where Robb's face came to view. "Hey guys. Let's get you out, shall we?"
"You okay?" Sansa demanded as she received the coordinates Robb entered on the GPS split screen.
"What?"
"Sit tight," she said instead while she backed out the parking space. "You're not the only one who can drive fast."
Jon obeyed at once while Robb chuckled from the screen. "Better do as she says, sir."
"You two have been saving my ass, I think it's time you called me Jon," Jon grumbled.
"Oh heads up sis, you're going to be met with a lot of resistance once you reach the gate. There's a shotgun at the back and two more pistols on the glove compartment. Godspeed. I'll keep surveillance and get back to you."
Robb's face disappeared then while the GPS zoomed out.
Sansa peeled out of the basement and up the exit where probably thirty armed men were waiting, shooting at them right away.
"Keep down," Sansa drifted to let her side face the onslaught while they heard the bullets pelt against the car that aside from a few cracks, held.
Sansa was able to escape the firing squad and onto the street.
"Fuck!" Sansa cursed again when they were flanked both sides by larger cars where men were shooting at them.
"Robb! Where do I go? We're surrounded!" she glanced at the rearview window where another car was gaining on them.
"You gotta take them out and speed up towards the backstreet then through the Muddy Way and we can come get you on the Street of Steel."
"Shit," as the car shook after a few more rounds at them. She looked at Jon then. "Jon, I have to take them out."
Jon held on to her look, not liking where this was going but she pleaded trust from him and he was going to give it. "What do you need?"
"I need you to take the wheel and let Robb guide you while I try and take them out. Do you understand me? Can you do that?" she used the full force of her gaze at Jon as she took a large swerve to the right, still pressing the gas to the floor.
Finally, something he could do. Something he was good at. He started to slide in to her space as he nodded. "Yes. Leave it to me."
Sansa smiled at him softly then before she lifted her body up so he can slide under her. Quickly Jon's hands replaced hers on the wheel and on the pedals while she started clambering off his lap but before she could do so, the other car slammed at them from behind that Jon almost hit a pole if he hadn't turned swiftly to the right to avoid it, but he was able to right them immediately.
"Jon. I'm going to take out the left car first, okay? So I'm going to open the door and shoot and I need you to keep driving straight, okay?"
"Okay."
"Good. Don't be scared," and then she opened our door catching the assailants by surprise as she shot at them straight, hitting both the driver and the passenger with one shot each and Jon pushed the car so fast ahead to avoid colliding against the now spinning car to the left.
Sansa shut the door right away and started climbing to the back where he could see her taking out the shotgun and loading it from the mirror.
"Jon?"
"Robb?"
"I can help you two escape. I found a route. Follow my directions. Go straight for three kilometers then turn right."
"Gotcha."
"I'm going to take out the back now," Sansa declared. "Just keep driving, you're doing fine." She said while she opened up the sunroof and climbed up. "Sansa! What the fuck?!"
Sansa was now on the roof, shooting at the back and depending on him to keep the car steady or else she'd fall.
Okay, calm down Jon. Calm down. You've driven worse tracks at faster speed. You can do this. He mentally cheered himself and gripped on the wheel like his life depended on it, sighing in relief when Sansa dropped back inside from the sunroof. The car behind them hitting another car, turning over before crashing on a sidewalk, catching fire at once.
"Seven hells, Sansa at least warn a man!" he glanced at her.
"Just keep driving Targaryen," she tore at her sleeves and that was when Jon saw that she was shot.
"Sansa-"
"I'm fine," she said through gritted teeth. "Just a bullet graze." She started wrapping the giant gash it left on her right arm with her torn sleeve. "Keep driving. Our turn is near."
And she was right, Jon could see the turn and he made it just as Robb started ordering again.
"Good. Now you just need to keep going straight until you see The Hook. Take the sharp left then immediately the next right exit then go the roundabout to Street of Steel. It's not that far now."
"Okay." He shot a worried look at Sansa who was reloading the shotgun when they were hit with a big blast from her side that shattered the glass.
Jon kept the car from spinning around and ducked when he saw a car going straight for them from his left.
He let go of the wheel then and allowed the car to spin before he drifted off the path and watched the car collide against the new one tailing them at the back. Just how many were there?
Once he was able to get them back on course, he noticed that Sansa was quiet and saw that she was unconscious with a big cut against the side of her head.
"Sansa - Sansa" he hissed and he breathed out when her eyes fluttered open as she winced but started going for her shot gun again.
A motorcycle with two people sped up to her side again and they were so near her side. Jon tried to bump them off but they were too quick and Sansa aimed the shotgun at them from the broken window and fired but missed.
"Shit," she cursed and before Jon knew it, Sansa opened her door, shot the rider at the back and jumped on the motorcycle, kicking the one at the back off while pointing a gun at the driver's head and firing. She pushed him away then and Jon saw Sansa now driving towards the back.
"Sansa no! Get back here!"
But Sansa didn't and open fired behind her, targeting the wheels of the two cars that were following before she drove back to the still hanging passenger door.
Jon glared at her horrified. "Get in, now!" He reached his hand as far as he could stretch it, leaving the wheel on straight lock as he frantically reached for Sansa's own overstretched hand.
"Come on!" He shouted and finally he was able to grab Sansa's hand and pull her in, smiling in relief when they heard a shot fired with Sansa collapsing on his shoulder, her arms falling from his body as she slid down his.
"No, no, no, no!" Jon quickly assessed her and there he saw it, Sansa got shot at her left shoulder from the back. She took a shot meant for him.
Jon saw red then as he quickly shut the door, buckled in an unconscious Sansa who was still breathing heavily from the pain, and got back to driving.
"Robb, Sansa's been shot at the back. Shoulder but she's still breathing. Only one more car is tailing us. Where will we go?" He said completely clear headed now and focused on the drive.
"Fuck. Okay, change route. On the next right exit, take it and head straight to River Row. There's a medic bay there. Drive the fuck over there and save my sister."
"Roger."
He saw it then. Two cars toeing in on either side and he slipped into his racing mode.
This is just another race.
You've never lost a race in years.
The last one didn't count but this would.
Sansa's life depended on it.
They all know me as a dragon, Rhaegal they named my mount in court.
But in the track I'm only known by one name.
And that's Ghost.
It's time to vanish on the streets.
He gripped the wheel and started letting on the gas, breaking a little, making them think he was slowing down for them as he eyed the curve.
They roared beside them then and Jon smirked as he lead them to the narrow curve, stopping abruptly and watched as they vainly tried to turn but ended up crashing against each other.
Jon started the car again, roaring it to life and steadily started backing up, gaining speed, before pushing forward full throttle as he used the piled car as a ramp and let the car fly over them and back into the street with a loud screech and a jolt, moving as fast as he could away as the cars exploded behind him, pushing his car forward from the impact.
But he didn't relent.
He drove and drove until finally he reached River Row where he immediately saw Robb Stark get out off a car and ordering a team to get them.
Jon slowed to a stop. Hands still tight on the wheel as he heaved in and out, his pulse throbbing in his ears. And he heard his door and Sansa's being opened but he couldn't move, or let the voices register. Not until he heard a familiar whimper.
His eyes shot to Sansa now who was being held by her brother then. Her eyes fluttering open and searching his, offering a weak smile at him. "You okay?" she said through gritted teeth.
Jon felt all the tension slip away from his body then only to be replaced with exhaustion and relief as he returned her smile, reaching over to move her hair off her face. "Never better. You?"
"Just another day," she grinned.
"Okay, that's enough for now." Robb carried Sansa then and looked at Jon gratefully. Jon could only nod at him. Of course.
Jon stepped out the car and shook off the paramedics fusing about him, going instead to Sansa still in Robb's arms as he carried her towards the medic bay himself.
"Did anyone...?" Jon asked Robb and a shadow fell over his face. "Arthur was the only one who made it. Larence..." he shook his head. "There were too many of them."
Jon's chest constricted. They all died for him. He's going to make sure he deserved this - their sacrifice as he looked down at Sansa who was frowning, thinking about her fallen comrades. After a few more races, he was going back to work for his father and then convince Sansa to run for office and campaign the hell out for her. None of them had the capacity to rule, unfortunately, but the Starks had two - three if Ned wanted to as well. The Starks were the best people to take over the regime after his father. This is how he'll honor his family's security team.
Sansa's eyes met Jon's and she smiled at him softly. "Thank you, Jon."
Jon snorted. "No, thank you."
"Well, the jig is up, I guess," she giggled then winced after, earning a frown from Robb.
"Who would've thought my sweet and pretty assistant could be lethal. Hiding knives and guns under her skirt," he joked earning a glare from Robb but didn't comment.
"A skirt, you've been trying to chase," she winked.
Jon blinked but laughed instead. "Well, you did say the jig is up."
"I hope you're not too betrayed."
"Stark, you took a bullet for me. You killed for me. Betrayed is the last thing on my mind," he scoffed.
Sansa closed her eyes then and smiled. "I'm just doing my job. Pretty smooth driving though. World class."
"I'm just doing my job," he shot back at her.
Sansa reached up and took his hand then, looking up at him. "Jon, now that we're out of the woods. Do you know yet? Did they tell you?"
"Tell me what?"
She tilted her head. "Where will you go?"
He bid Robb to stop walking a minute so he could lean down Sansa. "Where will we go?"
Sansa grinned up at him then though she looked pale and worn but still fucking beautiful. "You're my bodyguard, right? You made a vow to me. You promised you'd protect me," he winked.
"I guess I did," she said before closing her eyes and surrendering to her exhaustion.
Jon leant down again and kissed her forehead. "I'll protect you too."
And they started walking again.
"You know she can't be your bodyguard anymore, right?" Robb eyed him.
Jon just grinned. "Of course not. But she'll still be obligated to stay by my side."
"Oh, is she now?" Robb raised a brow at him.
"Yes. When she runs for office after my father, naturally, the first gentleman's place is beside her," he said matter-of-factly.
Robb burst out laughing. "Rhaegar will be pleased."
Jon snorted. "Rhaegar will shit bricks when he finds out Sansa's finally going to run and then he'll throw those bricks at me when I tell him I'm going to marry the daughter he never had that he specifically told me not to date."
"I'm sure Sansa will make him come around," Robb grinned at him. "You've seen how demanding she is."
Jon grinned wickedly. "Yeah, yes she is."
"Oy, get that filthy thought away from my poor incapacitated sister or I'll kick your ass. We're not known as Stark Protection for nothing."
"Yikes."
"Oh, yes, yikes. Wait until you meet our mom. She's the one who taught Sansa how to fire guns and arrows."
"Double yikes."
"Will you two shut up. I just got shot here," Sansa mumbled, squinting an eye at them. "And it hurts like the seven hells. I think it's lodged in my scapula."
Robb laid her down the stretcher and stepped back, dropping a kiss on her forehead as the staff went over her. "See you later Red Wolf. I'm proud of you pumpkin."
Sansa rolled her eyes and looked at Jon then who was looking at her tenderly.
"So, first gentleman, huh? The Palace is the cart before the horse there or what?"
Jon chuckled and kissed her gently then to the sigh and grumbling of the medics. "Yes. And that's after we have three children. One mini-you, one mini-me, and one a combination. Oh and a dog too."
"Awfully sure of you," she winced a little.
"Take it easy, and yes. Yes, I've never been more sure. I should've said it earlier but I love you."
Sansa closed her eyes and smiled serenely. "I love you too."
"I'll see you later," Jon squeezed her hand.
"You'd better," she muttered before looking at him then.
Jon watched as they wheeled her off, raising a hand in a wave and watched as Sansa smiled at him and lifted a hand, though a little weakly, back at him.
Sansa's been following him around and cleaning up after him as he went on his races but starting now, he'll be chasing nothing but her.
It was his turn to follow.
Professionalism be damned.
It was time to rip out her contract and give her a new one while he planned just one more race.
The race to the altar.
No way in seven hells was he wasting any more time.
Not when speed was all he knew.
When you knew, you knew.
And seven hells they both almost died today.
She was it.
She was the goal.
And speed...not necessarily a bad thing.
He smirked.
Not a bad thing at all.
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F1 Re-Watch 2013: Round 11 - Belgium
The section of the season watch through I've been most looking forward to, Seb's nine consecutive race wins. At the time as a returning fan it didn't really sink in how much of a big deal it was at the time... I was just happy to see Seb win 😅
I believe this is going to be a Sewis podium too so a very nice added bonus!
It feels wild that Alonso and Raikkonen were still genuine title contenders at this point... then brat Seb showed up and said fuck your title hopes
Listen when Seb wins 9 races in a row it's sexy and never been done before, when Verstappen does it I hate it. I know I'm very biased.
ANYWAY, starting grid: Lewis pole and Seb P2 🥰, Jenson P6!!!! Hell yeah!!!! ...Jev P18 and Dan P19 😭 starting grid whiplash returneth
ah so it was a wet/dry quali which explains stuff a bit
Tyres were mediums and hards for this race
[Formation Lap]: The traditional mad dash of mechanics to get back to the garages (let's go lesbians let's go!)
"There's a McLaren with some very hot rear brakes" don't (it's Jenson's car)
[Start/Lap 1]: Lewis hold the lead at the start!
JENSON'S UP TO 4TH!!! STOP THE COUNT!!!!!
nevermind SEB TAKES THE LEAD!!!!!!!!!
Jenson tries to go round the outside of Rosberg but it doesn't stick
holy shit what a sequence of corners
[Lap 2]: And Seb already has a 1.4 second lead, #JustSebThings
Alonso tried to get past Jenson but doesn't have the speed
and the Lotuses have done the old switcheroo
Top 5 is: Seb, Lewis, Rosberg, Jenson and Alonso
[Lap 3]: Seb's lead up to 2.9 seconds 🏃♂️💨
"Just save your tyres" Rocky already telling Seb to slow down a bit
[Lap 4]: Oh the sight of Jenson running a race in P4, I have missed it so 😭😭😭
...nvm Fernando just got past him
it was nice while it lasted
man the replay of the start, Jenson just shot off the line
also more than a few cars had lock ups into La Source
[Lap 5]: while the start was replaying Webber got past Jenson for 5th
and yet another overtake happing right before Les Combs
[Lap 6]: And Alonso is into P3, also getting past Rosberg into Les Combs
Ted thinking Red Bull might try the one stop, since it's only a couple of seconds faster than the two stop
(I legit find a lot of this stuff fascinating I could listen to a whole TED Talk about it)
[Lap 7]: No I'm still not used to hearing GP over a Force India Team Radio
and an update on Sewis watch: Seb's lead is now just over 4 seconds
eesh lots of break dust coming off Raikkonen's car
that does not spark joy, it brings nerves
[Lap 9]: Webber and Rosberg having fisticuffs over 4th
and Raikkonen with his potentially dodgy brakes is up into 8th
Frankly if I saw a car leaking break dust at every corner, I'd give it a black and orange flag. RIP to the FIA but I'm different (and have braincells)
Seb passing 2000 laps leading a race 🥹 that's my boy!!!!!
[Lap 10]: Massa and Hulkenberg make their first stops
Seb's lead over Lewis holding at 4 and a bit seconds
[Lap 11]: Jev also makes his first stop
Perez getting a pen for supposedly forcing Grosjean off the track... you know when Crofty and Brundle say it's bs that it's bs
[Lap 12]: anyway, Lewis makes his first stop for another set of mediums
replay of the Perez/Grosjean incident, it was not a pen, FIA been clowning since the dawn of time
[Lap 13]: Rosberg also makes his first stop
[Lap 14]: Alonso and Webber make their pit stops
damn I was too late to make my pit stop shuffle joke
*70's disco music plays over the tannoy*
Cut to a very nervous Anthony Hamilton at the back of the Merc garage
and Seb makes his first stop, he's on the mediums so will have to two stop
[Lap 15]: He comes out in P2
*deep breath* JENSON IS IN THE LEAD!!! STOP! THE! RACE!!!!
Making a mental note to watch some Jenson/Lewis/Seb podium races. The ultimate dream podium for annoying people (me).
And Seb takes the lead just before the bus stop chicane
[Lap 16]: "It's all just playing beautifully into the hands of Sebastian Vettel" Inject it into my veins!!!
And another overtake into Les Combs, with Rosberg passing Grosjean for 5th
Jenson is yet to stop, hence his high track placing, the 2013 McLaren was sadly not that good 😭
[Lap 17]: and a Seb fastest lap for F1 bingo
Raikkonen has stopped, unclear if his brakes are still leaking break dust
[Lap 18]: And Jenson finally makes his first stop, interestingly onto the hards
So he could one-stop, it would depend on tyre life as to whether or not he makes it work
good grief cars briefly going three wide before going into single file up Eau Rouge, will people please THINK OF MY NERVES
[Lap 19]: Top 5 is currently: Seb, Alonso, Lewis, Rosberg and Webber
Oh, Force India on Sauber fisticuffs
[Lap 20]: Seb sighting!!! Man I miss the old glossy RBR livery
He's also 7.8 seconds ahead of Alonso
"What have Ferrari or Mercedes got to throw at him? [Seb]" Nothing. Let him cook.
[Lap 21]: Oh god there was more tyre failure during the build up to the race apparently. Please no I'm not strong enough.
Rosberg and Webber continue to scrap over 4th
[Lap 22]: and just like that we're at half-race distance!
Replay of Jenson getting past Grosjean (who's yet to stop) for 6th
[Lap 23]: and as I type that in pits Grosjean 😅
[Lap 25]: lol I got too enthralled in just watching the cars go round, but right after Ted said he'd told by Lotus that Raikkonen's brakes were now fine, he retires with a brake failure. Talk about commentator's curse
[Lap 27]: And in comes Lewis for his second stop, he takes on the hard tyres so will be good to the end
[Lap 28]: A FOUR CAR FIGHT INTO THE BUS STOP??????
welp, and out goes Di Resta. Someone punted into him, absolutely no idea who
we went from midfield spice to midfield violence in 0.2 seconds.
[Lap 29]: Alonso makes his second stop under the yellow flag
Jenson's in 4th!!!
[Lap 30]: Webber makes his second stop
You know an incident was messy when it only comes up with the corner it happened on screen as opposed to the drivers in volved 😳
Also it is so wild hearing Andrea Stella over Fernando's team radio when he's McLaren Team Principle now, oh what is the passage of time
[Lap 31]: Anyhow, in comes Seb for his final stop, he had a big enough gap that he retained the lead
"If Button's tyres don't fall off the cliff, will he get McLaren's first podium of the year?" Being a Jenson fan from 2013 onwards was rough 😭
[Lap 32]: But he is in third for now, with Lewis being the first car behind
and cut to Jenson's on board!
and *this* is how you do a chrome silver livery, iconic af
"We think we can go back to Plan A?" so a one stop I'm guessing
[Lap 33]: But there's Lewis getting rather close in 4th, gap currently two and a half seconds
Current top 5 is: Seb, Fernando, Jenson, Lewis and Rosberg
[Lap 34]: and as I say that Webber is really close to the back of Rosberg
[Lap 35]: And there go McLaren's podium hopes, Jenson makes a second stop for a set of mediums, he comes out in 6th
Oh the replay of Jev's pass on Hulkenberg for 11th 👌
That's my two time FE champ 🥹
[Lap 36]: Webber chasing down Rosberg for 5th
[Lap 38]: and still chasing down, I got too enthralled by the cars going round to type again
[Lap 39]: ayyy Dan and Jev are up to 11th and 12th 🎉
in our various battles, Webber is stuck behind Rosberg, and while Jenson is catching he's not catching by enough
[Lap 40]: 🚨5 laps remaining klaxon!🚨
[Lap 41]: Seb update: he's still leading 🥰
and Dan gets past Perez for 10th
[Lap 42]: and one again Rocky tells Seb to slow down right after he set fastest lap 🤣
Brat Seb once again being a menace
[Lap 44]: Final lap!!
I keep on getting enthralled by the cars just going around the track they're all very pretty
Might also be because it's currently after quarter past 11 at night as I type this
"Bring it home, stay away from the kerbs" Rocky is physically on the pitwall but mentally hitting Seb on the head with a cardboard tube
[Finish]: and SEB WINS IN SPA!!!!!! 🥹
Alonso P2, Lewis P3, Rosberg P4, Webber P5, Jenson P6, Massa P7, Grosjean P8, Sutil P9 and Dan P10
ahhh Seb's 31st win, in which he matched Nigel Mansell on the all time win record 🥹😭 and once Fernando congratulated him he went over to say well done to Lewis, I'm fine 😭
Apart from a couple of flash points, the race didn't feel super eventful. Honestly it felt like I was watching a Free Practice session at times, it had those vibes 😅
Next race - Italy!
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We don't need no letter at all (We've got a thing that's called radar love)
Summary: Jon Targaryen is the son of Prime Minister Rhaegar Targaryen but he is more famously known as "The Ghost" in the racing world by being three-time champion of the Sprint Cup when he was younger, to going for his sixth-peat for the F1 Grand Prix. In the middle of a race, he was lead to an unauthorized detour as part of a kidnapping scheme that was quickly thwarted but was actually a ruse when the real attempt was when he was en route back to the Red Keep. Lucky for him, his beautiful PA who he's been secretly pinning for has secrets of her own as, to his surprise, Sansa Stark takes charge in leading him to safety as she reveals she's been his bodyguard all along.Title is from Radar Love by Golden Earring taken from the "Baby Driver" OST.
AN: Just a little action packed ditty to vent my frustrations with Season Seven Hells. Bodyguard!Sansa AU.
Also up in AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11877483
39/51 Lap
"Jon, keep going, you're almost there. The gap between you and the Brat-theon prick is still there at 9/5th of your time but you can lose him on the 4th turn."
"Copy that Edd."
Jon started slowly decelerating to prepare for the turn, to bait Joffrey Baratheon into charging full speed ahead of him at the sharp turn that curved right then left, wishing he was conceited and stupid enough to take it and lose traction to steer away once he makes the turn.
"The Brat is falling for it! What a dipshit! Make him eat your dust, Jon."
In Jon's peripheral vision, he smirked as he saw the bane of his existence on his Golden Tooth toeing side by side with him when they neared the turn and just as he expected it, just as Jon slowed down, Joffrey's car roared as he pushed it ahead of him to take the curve.
Also as expected since Jon's slow wasn't just anyone's definition of slow, so Joffrey wouldn't be able to turn left in time and he'd head straight off track with the speed he tried to match with his.
Jon grinned when he did exactly that while Edd whooped over the team radio as he started flooring it.
"Wow will you look at that? The Brat's car spun around and--seven hells he's back on track, climbing back from P6 - P5 - Seven hells he's on P3 now and passing Royce for P2. Royce needs to block him so we'd take top two for the Night's watch."
Jon was impressed. The little shit was stubborn and, he hate to admit it, good enough to survive one of the oldest tricks in out-racing. Thank the gods his team-mate Waymar Royce gained speed for P2. He won't let Joffrey pass. There was no way their team was going to let the Gold cloakswin, not after the Crag debacle which was still up for debate.
But this wasn't the time to think about anything other than finishing this race. If he wins this, this would be his sixth consecutive Grand Prix win. He felt the second wind of adrenaline rush through him then as he drove over the mark signaling his completion of his 40th lap.
"Eleven more to go. You and Waymar got this! Joffrey is now down to P5 while Trystane and Daemon are tailing you both at P3 and P4 - wait, oh no Martell just passed Royce. He's hot on your tail - oh for the love of all things holy, where did that little shit come from? Royce and the Bratt are neck-in-neck behind you. Lose them now!" Edd screamed over the radio making Jon cringe but he did as he was told, drifting to gain some more speed to widen the gap.
He can't afford a pitt stop right now, not when the race was so close to ending.
41/51 Lap.
The roar of his engine and the smooth skid of his tires spurred him to move faster as he stepped on the gas again, his fists gripping on to the wheel just so. Only ten more laps to go and Jon was feeling pretty confident since the Snakes were keeping Joffrey busy while Waymar sailed back to P2 behind him.
He had just made the fourth turn again when he saw a marshall waving a detour flag at him.
What the hell?
"Edd? Edd? What's going on? Why is there a detour? Edd?"
But the airwaves remained static which was very odd.
Jon had no choice then but to follow the detour and into a track that lead to one of the abandoned practice tunnels. Something must've happened ahead of the track but he didn't see or hear anything unusual.
But what was unnerving was the team radio line dying on him.
This never happened before and he started slowing down because he wasn't familiar with this track and he was starting to suspect there was no car trailing behind him anymore.
As he went further, so did the darkness but he couldn't turn back because the track was too narrow and was obviously a one-way.
His heart raced and it wasn't from excitement anymore.
Finally, he saw the light and there were people wearing the race officials uniforms waving him over to stop and Jon thought that maybe this wasn't a race thing but more of a Prime Minister's son safety issue.
He stopped the car and hopped off cautious of his surroundings. He didn't completely remove his helmet, just lifted the visor as he greeted an approaching official but when he saw Arthur Dayne and Larence Snow, both of which were part of his security detail, he relaxed a little.
He removed his helmet, pulled down his balaclava and ear plugs, then and met them halfway. "What's going on?"
"You were almost kidnapped sir."
Jon turned sharply to the voice he'd recognize anywhere on the planet and beyond and he was greeted immediately by red flowing hair and bright blue eyes of his personal assistant and love of his life though she doesn't know it yet, Sansa Stark, who was holding up a phone and her tablet while her smart watch kept flashing on her right wrist, looking at him with concern.
"C-come again?"
"Hang on," Sansa held finger up while she took a call from her headset. "Yes, he's safe Robb. Arthur and Larence as well as some of the staff are here with us. I'll brief him and we can rendezvous back to the Keep from the Dragonpit. Arthur already talked to Barristan. Mmhmm. Yes. Okay."
She tapped the mic off and walked over to him calmly, nodding at Larence to go ahead. "There was a plan to lead you here off track and take you. We're heading over back to the Keep," she explained.
Jon's blood froze. He knew about several kidnapping attempts done on his family but this was the first time that he was the sole target and he was barely listening as Arthur started explaining what happened while they escorted him into one of the Targaryen safe cars.
"It was the Blackfyres and their Golden Company. We got an anonymous tip to watch you closely when you reached your fortieth lap. When Sansa saw your car disappear off track, I had my men go ahead from the other end of the tunnel you entered. Before that we've already blocked off all the exits when you reached your twentieth lap. Long story short, my men apprehended ten company members and their getaway car."
He tried to concentrate and process but he was definitely shaken up. He knew there was something he wasn't telling him but then he felt a warm hand on his arm and saw Sansa's small dainty hand on him before meeting with her eyes.
"Hey, you're safe now, sir," she said softly, her eyes as warm as her touch that Jon visibly relaxed, even offering a weak smile.
"I thought I told you to call me Jon."
Sansa just smiled up at him and waited for him to slide in the car while Arthur held the door open for him. He went in automatically, sliding inside to make room for Sansa to sit next to him as part of the safety drill they've practiced numerous times of having no two doors open at the same time.
Jon was still uneasy. "It's too...easy," he said once Arthur rode shotgun and Larence started the car.
"It is, that's why we're bringing you home for now while the rest secure the Dragonpit," Arthur explained, nodding to Larence to drive once the front escort car rolled away. Jon looked behind them and saw the rear escort car tailing them.
"Why me?"
"We don't know yet," Sansa answered and Jon looked at her then and noticed her tapping away in her phone and tablet that was balanced on her lap. She paused what she was doing to look at him fully then, her eyes filled with determination. "But we'll find out."
He nodded and leant back, setting his helmet on the floor and not bothering to remove anything else yet since his overall wasn't only fireproof but bulletproof and his hands still shook enough for him to remove his gloves.
"So...who won?" he tried not to sound too bitter knowing that his streak ended.
Sansa looked at him sadly before giving a tiny smile and Jon appreciated that she once again, stopped whatever it was she was doing to concentrate on him. His heart started racing when she slid closer and settled her hand on his arm again. "Waymar then Trystane, Daemon, Joffrey, Arys" in that order. Sorry sir, but it's still a win for the team. And if anything, you would've won it hands down if it weren't for this," she started frowning then.
Jon was touched that Sansa cared - what was he saying? She always cared. But he didn't want to see her frown. He wanted nothing but to see her smile so he cracked a grin and ran a hand through his hair. "Hey at least the Night's Watch is still on top and you guys did a fantastic job stopping my abduction."
Sansa smiled a little then but got distracted when she started taking calls again and checking emails, giving him an apologetic look that he waved off with an understanding smile.
He realized then that this kind of thing would drain her from the shit storm of the media, his team, the whole F1 organization, and of course, the whole of Westeros wanting to know about this. Seven hells, Sansa will be completely swamped, communicating with the Palace lawyers and PR staff.
Seven hells, it probably started minutes ago - right at the moment he disappeared off track, but with Sansa as his PA, he'd never know the difference. She was incredibly efficient and not once did he see her as nothing but a picture of grace under pressure over the six months that she started working for him. Father did a good job of handpicking her and her twin brother Robb to work for him. The Stark twins worked with Sansa being in charge of internal affairs while Robb handled the external ones, often representing him politically as well as legally as his personal lawyer.
They were actually bargains if he wanted to continue his career as a professional racer, his father, or rather, Prime Minister Rhaegar made that clear. You can't just run off and leave your responsibilities on the track. Especially now with talks of the Blakfyres trying to overthrow his father's rule.
He sighed but then, at least he gained a friend in Robb and most importantly, he met Sansa.
Sansa.
She was the most beautiful woman he's ever laid eyes on with her creamy alabaster skin, her bright blue eyes, that fiery mane and those incredibly long, long, legs she often displayed under those tight pencil skirts she wore and the fuck me heels that often left him helpless and wanting when it made her tower over him an inch.
But she wasn't just another beautiful face. Sansa was a sweetheart. Kind. Courteous. Sweet. But what drove him mad was how intelligent she was. She was incredibly smart and witty and so in charge that - that turned him on more.
It wasn't really a secret that he was attracted to her. She was working to serve under him but everyone saw that he was putty in her soft delicate hands. But as professionalism goes, they couldn't date.
His father made sure to remind him of that. She was too valuable an asset for the Targaryens with how efficient she worked that sometimes Jon thinks Rhaegar wanted to adopt her, especially with Rhaenys eloping with Willas Tyrell, and Aegon faffing around the world on Jon Connington's boat, his uncle Viserys being an insufferable prick in Dragonstone and his aunt Daenerys galivanting the Free Cities.
It was clear to Rhaegar that once his rule has ended, none of his issue would follow after him.
Really, the Starks cleared their messes with their father Ned Stark often acting as his right-hand man. Ned, like Robb, was a lawyer and had been appointed as the Attorney General of the regime. He then offered the twins' services. Sansa, he learned, had a degree in Diplomacy and International Relations. Truly, if anything, Rhaegar wanted to adopt either her or Robb to continue his platforms.
Jon asked them if they wanted to run for office one day but they both humbly declined saying that they were fine with what they were now, and that there were more important matters. Jon never understood what could be more important than holding office? Surely there were more things they could accomplish than fixing his messes or refraining him from making them.
They slowed down suddenly and the scratch of the radio broke the silence.
"This is Arthur. Hmmm. Copy that."
Jon held his breath as he saw Arthur's eyes go to his from the mirror. "We've been compromised. We're moving you to the safe house. We're being followed," he explained quickly while he punched on the GPS and continued talking to someone on his two-way.
Jon froze then and gripped his knees hard.
"Yeah, Robb. Turning off all comms except the untraceable. I'll update you."
His head snapped to Sansa and saw her turning all her gadgets off and extracting a slim black phone he's never seen before and syncing it with her head piece. And by the Seven, why was she so calm?
"How are you doing it?"
She looked up at him confused. "Hm?"
"How are you not freaking out?"
She blinked. "Oh. Nerves of steel, I guess," she shrugged before she studied him. "Hey you're shaking."
He was?
He looked down at his hands and saw that he was. He knew part of it was still the adrenaline from the race, the attempt, and now this. "Sorry."
Jon sucked in a breath when Sansa slid right next to him that her hip was touching his and leant a bit to take his hand in hers as she carefully pulled on the velcro straps and tugged his gloves off one by one.
"Why are you sorry? For being scared?" she said in a low voice without looking at him, concentrating on her task.
"Yeah, not exactly manly of me," he chuckled nervously.
"Hmm, well my father always said that the only time you can be brave is when you're afraid," she said soothingly before holding both his hands in hers and looking up at him with those vivid blue eyes of hers.
Jon could only look at her and their hands before he closed his eyes and took deep breaths and once he was calm enough he opened them and saw her still looking at him, giving him a half-smile when their eyes met again.
"You'll be fine, I promise. I'll protect you," she winked at him.
He couldn't help but smile at her joke. "Sure. You just bat your long lashes at them and they'd be wrapped around your cute little finger. Easy."
She blushed then and Jon realized what he just said. "Er, I mean-"
The car lurched as Larence made a sharp turn, causing Jon to press against Sansa when they got thrown to her side.
"Sorry about that, we're here," Larence muttered.
Arthur went down first to check while the rest of them waited inside the car.
Jon then realized he was on top of something soft and he bolted to the other side in a flash when he realized his head was pressed against Sansa's torso. "Sorry."
Sansa was flushed too but offered him a weak smile as she smoothed down her black twin-set with red details and that was when he noticed that Sansa was wearing his team's colors.
Arthur opened Sansa's door then while Larence helped her out and quickly ushered her inside the safe house in Fleabottom with him and Arthur following behind and flanked by two more men.
Once they were inside, Jon was whisked into the eleventh floor and into a suite. The safe house was actually an intel building.
"This is actually not the safest but it was the closest and we need to keep you safe," Arthur met his eyes.
"Tell me the real danger, I can handle it," Jon said determinedly, knowing there was something they were keeping from him.
Larence and Arthur as well as Sansa exchanged looks. "The order was to capture you. Dead or alive," Arthur laid it out then and Jon stared at him baffled.
They heard a crash then and running followed by shots outside.
"Fuck," Arthur pulled his gun out then and so did the men as they went for the door and formed a perimeter around Jon. "They're here."
Arthur then looked at Sansa. "We'll hold them off. Get him out. Larence will come as far as he can with you. Get the brief and head to the garage with the service elevator." He threw a set of keys to Sansa who caught it in one hand, her eyes hard, and her jaw firm. "Your card will work fine on everything. Get him out and rendezvous at Wolf Den."
"What? Why Sansa? What's going on!" Jon shifted from Arthur and Sansa and his eyes bulged when he saw Sansa toss the painting over the headboard and opened a hidden safe, pulling out a steel briefcase.
"Jon."
He turned to Arthur who wasn't looking at him but at the door where he was aiming his gun at. "Go with Sansa. Now."
Before he could react, Jon was being dragged by Larence towards the closet with Sansa walking briskly ahead.
He saw Larence shut the closet door and bar it then back to Sansa who placed her key card over a panel she revealed and a secret door opened just as they heard shots being fired from the other room.
"Shit, go, go, go, I'll lock behind you," Larence pushed Jon just as Sansa tugged at him.
"Larence but-" Jon felt the reality finally sinking in.
Larence Snow, who he played poker with, had pulled him out of his drunk ass more times than he could remember, being an actual friend more than a guard was going to die for him.
"Come with us," he pleaded.
Larence smiled at him grimly. "It's been fun, Jon. Now go with your girl. She's the Ace." He said before the door slid down between them.
"Jon, come on," Sansa urged as she continued to tug at him. "He knew what he was doing," she whispered hurriedly while dragging him towards another room that she locked after them.
Jon was still in shock until he felt hands on his face and blue eyes steadying his frantic ones. "Jon. Listen to me. You're going to be fine. I'm going to get you out of this. But I need you to do as I say. Do you understand?"
He blinked at her.
"Jon," she said more firmly.
He nodded and swallowed while Sansa let out a relieved breath before she started kneeling as she opened the silver briefcase.
She pulled out another bulletproof vest and handed one to him while she shrugged off her black coat and wore one of her own and that was when Jon saw the twin gun holsters strapped to her lower back.
"You-you're-"
She looked at him over her shoulder and smiled tightly. "Yeah," before securing her headset and taking out two more handguns. He watched as she slid the magazine in, pulled the slide release, and clicked the glock into place like she was doing it all her life.
"Do you know how to use this?" She looked at him then and he saw the first sign of worry on her face with the tiny furrow between her brows.
"Not well," Jon admitted and cursed himself for not taking those shooting lessons to heart.
Sansa stood in front of him then and took his hands, placing a glock in his right hand and positioning his hand properly. "It's easy. This is a semi-automatic and I've released the lock already. All you have to do," she raised his hand and made him point it straight forward while she used both hands to keep him in position. "Is point and shoot."
She placed his finger on the trigger with hers on top of his. "You don't need to shoot fancy. Just go for the easy targets - the biggest space so you won't miss. Hit the chest or the back. Don't hesitate. It's your life or theirs. These men will not hesitate to shoot. You got it?"
Jon swallowed. This was really happening. "Y-yes."
She released him then and helped him tighten the vest. She placed a radio on the holster of his vest explaining quickly. "If we get separated, use this and go to channel one and shout "Winter is coming," then follow the voice."
He nodded again.
"Okay," she walked in front of him then. "Jon. We're going to use the service elevator. Beyond this room, there is a short hallway we have to pass and we'll encounter men. I need you to stay behind me at all times. Don't be a hero. I'm trained for this. You aren't. You'll get in the elevator first and I'll try to follow. You'll be immediately brought to basement 2 but you'll have to climb out the escape hatch and climb to basement 1 where they won't expect us. Get a car. Any car and drive the hell away and use the radio for directions."
He grabbed her by the arms then and bore at her. "What about you? I can't let you--"
She cut him off with a hurried kiss. "Jon. I'm just telling you the plan in case I can't follow you. But I'm telling you, I'm trained at this. I'll see you through until you're safe. I promise. Now, we need to go."
She fixed him a look that had a hundred different promises swirling in those baby blues and all he could do was keep nodding at her repeatedly, hoping she'd see his own too.
Sansa gave him a firm nod and released him. Strapping on ammo belts over her and setting her own gun.
She tapped on her headpiece then just as she switched her smartwatch on. "Red Wolf to Grey. Do you read? Over."
Jon could hear from his own radio strapped to his chest where Sansa must've kept the line on just in case.
"This is Grey, I copy. Over. I've locked in your position. Is Rhaegal undamaged?" Robb. He recognized the voice. So he was part of this too? Was Ned Stark one too?
"No. I sent you our coordinates. I need surveillance and possible backup," Sansa checked the windows before hovering over the door.
"Locked in on your coordinates. Activating Warg mode. I'm your eyes Red."
"Good. We're heading out to the hallway. How many men are there? Positions?"
"Seven and four waiting at the left intersection, three guarding the chute. They can't call for backup as I've denied all access to the chute but I can see they're working on override."
Sansa pursed her lip but was still relatively calm. "How much time do I have?"
"Sixty-five seconds. Go."
"Jon, do you trust me?" She looked at him then.
"With my life," he answered right away and Sansa's eyes glinted with something before she placed her keycard over the lock and opened into the hallway.
"Then let's run," She ran ahead and he followed as they sped off into the narrow hallway, spotting the left intersection where four men appeared from, blocking their way while pointing guns at them.
"Stop. Drop your weapons and come with us quietly now and no one gets hurt," came the burly man with an eyepatch.
Sansa stayed Jon with a hand behind her back indicating to stand down. "Funny, I was going to offer you the same courtesy Greyjoy."
Greyjoy?
"Ah. What a delight you are. But no girl, hand over the boy and I promise to make it good for you when I take you back with me. Be a good girl now and I'll return the favor when I let you suck me off," Greyjoy taunted and Jon saw red but Sansa stayed him again with her hand.
"Ooh, so you're the dragon spawn's bitch, I see. All the more sweeter to mount a dragon's moun-Fuck you bitch!"
Sansa shot him straight to the crotch and fired another to his leg, bringing him down while she pushed Jon to the ground, shielding him with her body when Greyjoy open-fired.
Jon heard Sansa fire another shot and watched the lifeless eye of Greyjoy, a bullet lodged in between his eyes.
"Stay down!" Sansa yelled at him as she strode forward and pulled another gun from behind her and began shooting from both sides, taking down three men straight to the head while she aimed at two others but Jon saw the last of the men aiming behind her.
Jon didn't think then, brought himself up, aimed at the man's chest and shot.
Jon watched as the man clutched at his stomach that was starting to shoot out blood before dropping his weapon and collapsing.
He was still heaving and holding the gun with wide eyes when he heard more shooting from behind him and his name being called.
"Jon - Jon."
His head snapped to Sansa and he saw another guy aiming at her. "Sansa!"
Sansa was too quick as she dodged and lunged at the guy, elbowing his chest while she leant across that guy's shoulder and shot at the other guy straight to the heart when he saw him aiming for Jon but in a second she was caught in a headlock with the first one, a gun pointed at her head.
Jon's eyes locked with Sansa's then and she urged him to run. Pleaded with her eyes as she mouthed "Go!"
But Jon couldn't leave her. He won't. And Sansa saw that he wouldn't but tried to shake her head at him anyway as she clawed at the arm that was holding her back.
"Don't make another move. Drop your weapon or I blow her brains out!" The lone henchman spat at Jon.
Jon raised his hands and dropped the gun slowly, his eyes never taking them off of the attacker. He kicked the gun towards him and took a step back. "Take me. You can let her go. It's me you want."
Sansa was about to shout her protest when a hand clamped over her mouth.
"You have thirty seconds left Jon or you won't make it to the chute in time," came Robb's voice over the radio. "Sansa knows. We have to get you out. Let her go Jon." He could hear the pain over the controlled voice of his lawyer who quickly became his confidante at letting his sister go. But Jon wasn't raised this way.
He had to fight for the people willing to risk their lives for him too.
"Jon."
Sansa's eyes softened at Jon then and she gave him a nod that the attacker noticed when Jon saw him grin. And that was all the signal he and Sansa needed - his sudden arrogance as he saw Sansa escape from the man's loosened grip, kicking the gun out of his hand before she pulled his arm and threw him over her shoulder where he landed roughly on his back with Sansa's knee digging on his spine while he pulled at his arm making him scream.
Jon ran to them, picked up the gun and threw it to Sansa who caught it and shot the man in the back before quickly grabbing her two other glocks and nodding at Jon to run as fast as he could to the service elevator with only ten seconds left.
Sansa quickly placed her keycard over the monitor and the doors slid open. She pushed Jon inside quickly while they heard Robb bark at them that there were a dozen men going their way.
Just as the doors were sliding close, Jon pulled Sansa all the way inside before repeatedly pressing the door button close as the men started appearing. Sansa shot a few rounds until the door finally shut close and they were both panting and splattered with blood and sweat as the elevator went down.
Sansa looked up at Jon as she wiped her brow. "You oka-mmph
Jon cupped her head and kissed her fiercely then before pulling away. "Seven hells, woman! You almost died!"
Sansa chuckled. "So did you, sir. Thank you sir." She smirked.
Jon was about to retort when Robb's voice came through.
"Well done. Both of you. But remember to get off B1. I'll open the doors for you. All of them are expecting you from B2 so you'll only have a window of thirty-five seconds before they catch up to you on the street. You have to shake them off as best as you can. Do you copy?"
"Roger," Sansa answered just as she observed the ceiling. They were now at the 8th floor.
7th.
6th.
"Jon, I need you to boost me up," Sansa tilted her head at him.
"What?"
She pointed to the escape hatch. "That's our exit. The faster we're up there, the easier we can go. Help me up?"
Jon looked from the ceiling to her and understood, crouching down so she could climb up his back. He felt Sansa's hands on his shoulders then before a leg hitched over his shoulder, and then another on his other side that made him suck in a breath as he felt her skirt against his nape and heard a rip.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. I had to rip it because it's too tight to move freely," she muttered. "Um, Jon, I need you to steady me because I'll be reaching up."
"Oh, sorry," he mumbled back as his arms held on to her thighs where he felt garters that made him pause again.
"They carry my gun and a knife. Boost me up?" she said hurriedly.
Jon nodded and stood straight, trying not to think of Sansa's gartered and stockinged legs were around his neck and focused instead on the sounds of Sansa tinkering with the hatch as they descended to 4th when suddenly the elevator lurched to a stop, the lights flickering on and off until darkness then the emergency light.
Jon kept Sansa steady while he braced against the wall with one hand.
"Grey, what the hell?"
"Hang on Red. I'll hook it back. I had to terminate an attempt. Sorry, hold on."
Sansa cussed for the first time and that was when Jon felt that shit was real. He didn't know how much his sanity depended on her cool.
Sansa noticed him stiffening and worked faster before urging him gently to let her down.
"We're still good. I'll protect you, I promise, didn't I?" she smiled up at him as she cradled his cheek.
Jon grabbed her wrist and looked straight at her. "What exactly did you promise when you took the job? You promised your life?"
She didn't back down and leant forward that their noses were touching. "Yes."
"Fuck, Sansa-"
"Don't. Not now. Tell me later," Sansa said before she backed away, then sprang on the elevator rail before pushing her body upwards to catch on the opened hatch where she dangled for a moment before hoisting herself up and disappearing into the ceiling just as the elevator started moving again.
4th.
3rd.
She appeared again and offered him her hand. "Jump up Jon. You can do it. Grab my hand."
Jon did and it took three tries before his hand clutched at Sansa's where she pulled him up with both arms, grunting while he saw her teeth clenching until finally they were both holding on to the top of the elevator as it sailed down.
2nd.
Sansa closed the hatch.
"This is our stop. When I say jump, jump okay?" She took Jon's hand in hers and Jon squeezed it tightly. "Yes."
Sansa looked to her left then where the doors where and slowly she stood up with one hand bracing Jon's other arm and nodding at the direction.
1st.
"Jump!"
Hand in hand they jumped towards the ledge of B1 level. But Jon slipped if not for Sansa's iron grip on his arm.
Jon could see the strain heavy on Sansa as she struggled to pull him up. "I'm too heavy. Let go."
Sansa shook her head. "Don't you dare. Now try and swing your hand to grab on to my arm. Try."
Jon tried and missed and Sansa winced. "Try harder."
He did and this time he was able to grab ahold of Sansa's arms with his other hand and they both hoisted themselves up over the tiny ledge, with Jon collapsing on top of Sansa, both of them panting.
"Gods be good, Jon! Just do as you're told!" Sansa scolded as she slapped his back. Jon didn't know why but he started chuckling while shaking his head.
"Yes, yes it's all very amusing. Now get off me and let's get our car."
Jon quickly got off her and offered her a hand and helped her up.
"Grey, Alohomora this bitch," Sansa tapped her headset.
"Opening the portrait. Good job you two."
The elevator door opened and Sansa stepped inside first, gun out and gestured for Jon to stay low behind him.
"All clear. Proceed." Robb's voice broke through.
Sansa chose the nearest car then, a Porsche Panamera, and Jon should've known that of course there would be armored sports cars in every safe house.
On instinct he went inside the driver's side but was quickly shoved over to the passenger side by Sansa who gave him a look that said seriously going to fight me at this point?
He raised his palms as Sansa started the car, syncing her smartwatch to the comm at the dash where Robb's face came to view. "Hey guys. Let's get you out, shall we?"
"You okay?" Sansa demanded as she received the coordinates Robb entered on the GPS split screen.
"What?"
"Sit tight," she said instead while she backed out the parking space. "You're not the only one who can drive fast."
Jon obeyed at once while Robb chuckled from the screen. "Better do as she says, sir."
"You two have been saving my ass, I think it's time you called me Jon," Jon grumbled.
"Oh heads up sis, you're going to be met with a lot of resistance once you reach the gate. There's a shotgun at the back and two more pistols on the glove compartment. Godspeed. I'll keep surveillance and get back to you."
Robb's face disappeared then while the GPS zoomed out.
Sansa peeled out of the basement and up the exit where probably thirty armed men were waiting, shooting at them right away.
"Keep down," Sansa drifted to let her side face the onslaught while they heard the bullets pelt against the car that aside from a few cracks, held.
Sansa was able to escape the firing squad and onto the street.
"Fuck!" Sansa cursed again when they were flanked both sides by larger cars where men were shooting at them.
"Robb! Where do I go? We're surrounded!" she glanced at the rearview window where another car was gaining on them.
"You gotta take them out and speed up towards the backstreet then through the Muddy Way and we can come get you on the Street of Steel."
"Shit," as the car shook after a few more rounds at them. She looked at Jon then. "Jon, I have to take them out."
Jon held on to her look, not liking where this was going but she pleaded trust from him and he was going to give it. "What do you need?"
"I need you to take the wheel and let Robb guide you while I try and take them out. Do you understand me? Can you do that?" she used the full force of her gaze at Jon as she took a large swerve to the right, still pressing the gas to the floor.
Finally, something he could do. Something he was good at. He started to slide in to her space as he nodded. "Yes. Leave it to me."
Sansa smiled at him softly then before she lifted her body up so he can slide under her. Quickly Jon's hands replaced hers on the wheel and on the pedals while she started clambering off his lap but before she could do so, the other car slammed at them from behind that Jon almost hit a pole if he hadn't turned swiftly to the right to avoid it, but he was able to right them immediately.
"Jon. I'm going to take out the left car first, okay? So I'm going to open the door and shoot and I need you to keep driving straight, okay?"
"Okay."
"Good. Don't be scared," and then she opened our door catching the assailants by surprise as she shot at them straight, hitting both the driver and the passenger with one shot each and Jon pushed the car so fast ahead to avoid colliding against the now spinning car to the left.
Sansa shut the door right away and started climbing to the back where he could see her taking out the shotgun and loading it from the mirror.
"Jon?"
"Robb?"
"I can help you two escape. I found a route. Follow my directions. Go straight for three kilometers then turn right."
"Gotcha."
"I'm going to take out the back now," Sansa declared. "Just keep driving, you're doing fine." She said while she opened up the sunroof and climbed up. "Sansa! What the fuck?!"
Sansa was now on the roof, shooting at the back and depending on him to keep the car steady or else she'd fall.
Okay, calm down Jon. Calm down. You've driven worse tracks at faster speed. You can do this. He mentally cheered himself and gripped on the wheel like his life depended on it, sighing in relief when Sansa dropped back inside from the sunroof. The car behind them hitting another car, turning over before crashing on a sidewalk, catching fire at once.
"Seven hells, Sansa at least warn a man!" he glanced at her.
"Just keep driving Targaryen," she tore at her sleeves and that was when Jon saw that she was shot.
"Sansa-"
"I'm fine," she said through gritted teeth. "Just a bullet graze." She started wrapping the giant gash it left on her right arm with her torn sleeve. "Keep driving. Our turn is near."
And she was right, Jon could see the turn and he made it just as Robb started ordering again.
"Good. Now you just need to keep going straight until you see The Hook. Take the sharp left then immediately the next right exit then go the roundabout to Street of Steel. It's not that far now."
"Okay." He shot a worried look at Sansa who was reloading the shotgun when they were hit with a big blast from her side that shattered the glass.
Jon kept the car from spinning around and ducked when he saw a car going straight for them from his left.
He let go of the wheel then and allowed the car to spin before he drifted off the path and watched the car collide against the new one tailing them at the back. Just how many were there?
Once he was able to get them back on course, he noticed that Sansa was quiet and saw that she was unconscious with a big cut against the side of her head.
"Sansa - Sansa" he hissed and he breathed out when her eyes fluttered open as she winced but started going for her shot gun again.
A motorcycle with two people sped up to her side again and they were so near her side. Jon tried to bump them off but they were too quick and Sansa aimed the shotgun at them from the broken window and fired but missed.
"Shit," she cursed and before Jon knew it, Sansa opened her door, shot the rider at the back and jumped on the motorcycle, kicking the one at the back off while pointing a gun at the driver's head and firing. She pushed him away then and Jon saw Sansa now driving towards the back.
"Sansa no! Get back here!"
But Sansa didn't and open fired behind her, targeting the wheels of the two cars that were following before she drove back to the still hanging passenger door.
Jon glared at her horrified. "Get in, now!" He reached his hand as far as he could stretch it, leaving the wheel on straight lock as he frantically reached for Sansa's own overstretched hand.
"Come on!" He shouted and finally he was able to grab Sansa's hand and pull her in, smiling in relief when they heard a shot fired with Sansa collapsing on his shoulder, her arms falling from his body as she slid down his.
"No, no, no, no!" Jon quickly assessed her and there he saw it, Sansa got shot at her left shoulder from the back. She took a shot meant for him.
Jon saw red then as he quickly shut the door, buckled in an unconscious Sansa who was still breathing heavily from the pain, and got back to driving.
"Robb, Sansa's been shot at the back. Shoulder but she's still breathing. Only one more car is tailing us. Where will we go?" He said completely clear headed now and focused on the drive.
"Fuck. Okay, change route. On the next right exit, take it and head straight to River Row. There's a medic bay there. Drive the fuck over there and save my sister."
"Roger."
He saw it then. Two cars toeing in on either side and he slipped into his racing mode.
This is just another race.
You've never lost a race in years.
The last one didn't count but this would.
Sansa's life depended on it.
They all know me as a dragon, Rhaegal they named my mount in court.
But in the track I'm only known by one name.
And that's Ghost.
It's time to vanish on the streets.
He gripped the wheel and started letting on the gas, breaking a little, making them think he was slowing down for them as he eyed the curve.
They roared beside them then and Jon smirked as he lead them to the narrow curve, stopping abruptly and watched as they vainly tried to turn but ended up crashing against each other.
Jon started the car again, roaring it to life and steadily started backing up, gaining speed, before pushing forward full throttle as he used the piled car as a ramp and let the car fly over them and back into the street with a loud screech and a jolt, moving as fast as he could away as the cars exploded behind him, pushing his car forward from the impact.
But he didn't relent.
He drove and drove until finally he reached River Row where he immediately saw Robb Stark get out off a car and ordering a team to get them.
Jon slowed to a stop. Hands still tight on the wheel as he heaved in and out, his pulse throbbing in his ears. And he heard his door and Sansa's being opened but he couldn't move, or let the voices register. Not until he heard a familiar whimper.
His eyes shot to Sansa now who was being held by her brother then. Her eyes fluttering open and searching his, offering a weak smile at him. "You okay?" she said through gritted teeth.
Jon felt all the tension slip away from his body then only to be replaced with exhaustion and relief as he returned her smile, reaching over to move her hair off her face. "Never better. You?"
"Just another day," she grinned.
"Okay, that's enough for now." Robb carried Sansa then and looked at Jon gratefully. Jon could only nod at him. Of course.
Jon stepped out the car and shook off the paramedics fusing about him, going instead to Sansa still in Robb's arms as he carried her towards the medic bay himself.
"Thank you, Jon," she grinned up at him.
Jon snorted. "No, thank you."
"Well, the jig is up, I guess," she giggled then winced after, earning a frown from Robb.
"Who would've thought my sweet and pretty assistant could be lethal. Hiding knives and guns under her skirt," he joked earning a glare from Robb but didn't comment.
"A skirt, you've been trying to chase," she winked.
Jon blinked but laughed instead. "Well, you did say the jig is up."
"I hope you're not too betrayed."
"Stark, you took a bullet for me. You killed for me. Betrayed is the last thing on my mind," he scoffed.
Sansa closed her eyes then and smiled. "I'm just doing my job. Pretty smooth driving though. World class."
"I'm just doing my job," he shot back at her.
Sansa reached up and took his hand then, looking up at him. "Jon, now that we're out of the woods. Do you know yet? Did they tell you?"
"Tell me what?"
She tilted her head. "Where will you go?"
He bid Robb to stop walking a minute so he could lean down Sansa. "Where will we go?"
Sansa grinned up at him then though she looked pale and worn but still fucking beautiful. "You're my bodyguard, right? You made a vow to me. You promised you'd protect me," he winked.
"I guess I did," she said before closing her eyes and surrendering to her exhaustion.
Jon leant down again and kissed her forehead. "I'll protect you too."
And they started walking again.
"You know she can't be your bodyguard anymore, right?" Robb eyed him.
Jon just grinned. "Of course not. But she'll still be obligated to stay by my side."
"Oh, is she now?" Robb raised a brow at him.
"Yes. When she runs for office after my father, naturally, the first gentleman's place is beside her," he said matter-of-factly.
Robb burst out laughing. "Rhaegar will be pleased."
Jon snorted. "Rhaegar will shit bricks when he finds out Sansa's finally going to run and then he'll throw those bricks at me when I tell him I'm going to marry the daughter he never had that he specifically told me not to date."
"I'm sure Sansa will make him come around," Robb grinned at him. "You've seen how demanding she is."
Jon grinned wickedly. "Yeah, yes she is."
"Oy, get that filthy thought away from my poor incapacitated sister or I'll kick your ass. We're not known as Stark Protection for nothing."
"Yikes."
"Oh, yes, yikes. Wait until you meet our mom. She's the one who taught Sansa how to fire guns and arrows."
"Double yikes."
"Will you two shut up. I just got shot here," Sansa mumbled, squinting an eye at them. "And it hurts like the seven hells. I think it's lodged in my scapula."
Robb laid her down the stretcher and stepped back, dropping a kiss on her forehead as the staff went over her. "See you later Red Wolf. I'm proud of you pumpkin."
Sansa rolled her eyes and looked at Jon then who was looking at her tenderly.
"So, first gentleman, huh? The Palace is the cart before the horse there or what?"
Jon chuckled and kissed her gently then to the sigh and grumbling of the medics. "Yes. And that's after we have three children. One mini-you, one mini-me, and one a combination. Oh and a dog too."
"Awfully sure of you," she winced a little.
"Take it easy, and yes. Yes, I've never been more sure. I should've said it earlier but I love you."
Sansa closed her eyes and smiled serenely. "I love you too."
"I'll see you later," Jon squeezed her hand.
"You'd better," she muttered before looking at him then.
Jon watched as they wheeled her off, raising a hand in a wave and watched as Sansa smiled at him and lifted a hand, though a little weakly, back at him.
Sansa's been following him around and cleaning up after him as he went on his races but starting now, he'll be chasing nothing but her.
It was his turn to follow.
Professionalism be damned.
It was time to rip out her contract and give her a new one while he planned just one more race.
The race to the altar.
No way in seven hells was he wasting any more time.
Not when speed was all he knew.
When you knew, you knew.
And seven hells they both almost died today.
She was it.
She was the goal.
And speed...not necessarily a bad thing.
He smirked.
Not a bad thing at all.
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