#he’s not paid enough for this shit

[another-miraculous-ladyblog]

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ON LUKA AS A CHARACTER AFTER WISHMAKER AND I’M GONNA DUMP THEM HERE

Luka is such a cool character and he has been a rock for marinette when things got rough for her, but beyond just being a really good and supportive friend I’ve gotta say that if anyone was going to find out both ladybug and chat noir’s identities, luka was definitely the best person for the job. like Marinette better be happy she was basically stuck giving that boy the miraculous of the snake because he might actually be the only one who can handle that level of responsibility.

First of all, he’s ridiculously level-headed until it’s his friends or family who are threatened. I don’t think he’d be akumatized unless someone came directly after his family or friends instead of him- the dude’s ridiculously patient and even-keeled, and as we know from Silencer, a gentle soul. Still though, this guy handles the information of who ladybug and chat noir are ridiculously well.

Like ignoring the weight of the responsibility for a second, just look at how hard it’s got to be to keep his mouth shut on a frustration level- he’s got so much on his plate already and now he’s got to watch these two knuckleheads be the level of oblivious and awkward that they are as civilians knowing full well how close they are as superheroes and how in love both of them are with each other (without knowing it) with a patient smile? The frustration we feel from watching the love square? This boy is living it.

Plus we know from Truth just how important that honesty is to Luka- he values it so so highly and holds himself to such a high standard, but when ladybug asks him point blank to his face whether or not he found out their identities, he lies without hesitation. He literally says that they were never hit (side note: why would he have used second chance then? idk ladybug didn’t ask so she probably assumed something else went wrong or they got stuck since he did seem to let her know that they had used multiple chances so whatever).

He lied to this girl who he cares about so much and compromised his own principles so soon after them being emphasized in Truth without questioning it because he

1. obviously cares about marinette/ladybug and chat noir/adrien and wants to protect them but also

2. because he understands that the responsibility that has been given to him as Viperion has to come before his own principles for the greater good.

He takes his hero-ing seriously, which is what you need from someone who’s going to be given the ability to play with time and potentially be your last resort if everything else fails. He’s known this, but I think after having that responsibility really play out in this episode at the expense of his own principles, he probably understands Marinette and the pressure she was facing and the weight that comes with being a miraculous holder even better than before. He probably went home and rethought everything, especially what happened in Truth with Marinette.

And speaking of the RESPONSIBILITY? All that while trying to not get akumatized and not hint EVEN TO LADYBUG/MARINETTE HERSELF (his friend and the guardian who trusted him with that miraculous) that he knows her identity or chat noir’s? And not hint that they really know each other in real life? And not slip at all even though he hangs out with both of them as civilians all the time?

Like he’s just gonna sit on that information and that responsibility of being the only person in Paris who knows both of their identities and not physically implode from the stress or tell anyone? Knowing that if anyone finds out he will become Shadow Moth’s number 1 target? But he won’t jeopardize his friends by even letting marinette know that he knows so he can talk to someone about it? Like I know he isn’t getting paid but someone get this boy a raise 😭

[thespineoftherighteous]

whenever Andrew or Neil are talking about Kevin to the other they refer to him as "your boytoy"

[kacievvbbbb]

The Red Hair Pirates Navigator gets sick or something while Mihawk is visiting and Mihawk, who rides around on an overgrown raft and has probably never steered an actual real ship in his life but loves a challenge, volunteers himself as a stand in while acting like they've forced his hand.

So it's just like

Absolutely No one:

Mihawk (sighing) : I guess since you've begged I'll do it 🙄

And Shanks is so excited because Mihawk is actually taking a vested interest in his crew and this is probably the closest he will get at having him as an official rhp and of course watching Mihawk do piratey things he rarely does is very hot.

Everyone else has a couple of......questions

Benn: I've never seen Hawkeyes use a map before, I'm not even sure he own's a log pose.

Shanks (insanely whipped would let Mihawk crash them into the rocks like a sailor to a siren call) : But he get's where he needs to go and that's the important bit.

Mihawk gives directions that the helmsmen has never heard of in his life, never actually opens a map navigates soley on memory, they don't see a single Island for days and he leaves the crew wondering how exactly it is he ever gets anywhere. They still somehow arrive 3 days earlier than expected.

[shronktheplonk]

Do you think everytime Neil Josten opened his mouth Wymack just saw

-10 years

+4 gray hairs

In the corner of his eye like an achievement ona video game.

[rius-cave]

Eden!Adam: Lucifer, you look really handsome this morning. Can we have sex again?

Lucifer: Uh…Adam…this is the breakfast table. We don’t…ask for sex at the breakfast table.

Angel Dust: Be nice if that were an option.

Husk: Do we ever have normal breakfasts in this hotel anymore?

HELP ME. THE IDEA OF ADAM JUST CASUALLY ASKING FOR SEX WHENEVER AND WHEREVER HE WANTS IS GLSLGKDLCMkdgg WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T TOUCH MY DICK WHILE WE'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET? BAHAHAHAHAHA

[spacedace]

Since I have the first three chapters of the next installment of the House of Elle series more or less finished and I'm going to start posting stuff soon(ish), here be a few out memes for things going on in this one 😄

(The corrupted text on the second to last one is intentionally unreadable, it just says "Eldritch Text Because Spoilers" because, you know, spoilers haha)

[numberfiveisback]

They're bonding 😌😌

[doveywovy]

tobiizu au continuing my "izuna with a breeding kink" agenda in which tobirama invents the concept of child support while designing the village and izuna immediately gets obsessed

what do you mean he gets to create a kid with tobirama (somehow) AND prove hes a great provider by continuing to financially support them...but the doesn't have to do any of the child-raising stuff???? fucking sign him up IMMEDIATELY

tobirama keeps trying to explain it's meant to be a last resort for neglectful or abusive parents but izuna can't hear him over the sound of blood rushing to his-

[kalkaros-is-the-boss]

Severus: Okay, it’s a small pond. There’s cold water in it, but it’s not too deep. Diving the sword is really easy, but uncomfortable enough for it to be considered ‘Gryffindor bravery’. It’s incredibly simple. It’s not dangerous. Easier than almost anything Potter’s done. There’s really no way this could go wrong.

Harry: *Almost chokes, drowns and dies*

Severus: …

[smalldicksantiago]

DANIEL COME GET YOUR MAN!!! he up here at wendy's showing his ass!!! SMH

[angel-clouve]

The overworked moms ghouls trio, on their way to go bar-hopping and taste-testing new liquors outside Darkwick :)

(because the dads and the children have stressed them enough today that they decided to hold the drinking session in places faraway from home oops)

Putting the silliness aside... if we only consider the different backgrounds and personalities, these trio are actually quite an unusual housewife friend group 🤔

Not counting the fact they entered Darkwick on the same year and knew each other's name during The Weighing of Souls... when and where they first actually meet and get to know each other? I can only think of them getting assigned to a mission together and it ended with a success, thus a celebratory drink in a bar somewhere outside Darkwick? And maybe as they spent time sharing alcohol and chatting with each other, they eventually also bonded through their similar experiences as people who always end up dealing with troubles happening inside their dorms 💭

(Speaking of "people who always end up dealing with troubles happening inside their dorms", there are two certain vice-captains that also fit this criteria... makes me wonder if they also used to be part of this friend group before The Clash and the whole spy shenanigans fucked up relationships among some ghouls)

[hawkinsbnbg]

Girl talk but it's just Steve gushing about how hung Eddie Munson must be simply because he had caught a glimpse of the older boy in swimming trunks.

Robin didn't want to know why her dingus was so obsessed with Munson’s donkey dong when he always swore up and down he was perfectly straight.

(When Steve finally came out to her, she cheered him up by acting surprised.)

[biscuit-munchies]

I love Donita. Maybe a bit too much >>

[lukaherehelp]

Prom truly doesn't get paid enough to deal with whatever Aob and Puen have going on

[kitamars]

in which i take the aa-tnb pipeline and shove it into the hadron collider

[prapais]

pai and his voice @ his brother: 😡📈 pai and his voice @ sky: 🥺📉