#he’s like a cryiptid or something

[firebreathingpandas]

Clownpierce but creature

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

I Feel So Far Away From Home

by Kadelyn0_0

"It smells like something's dying in there." Tommy remarked quickly, covering his nose and mouth.

"Nope. I'm quite confident the majority of things in here are already dead."

"Yeah whatev--wait what?" Tommy's head snaps towards the voice. Blue eyes meet red.

"What?"  The bulky monster repeats, a grin heard in its voice.

"W-huh?"  The blond sputters before going ignored.

Only when he turned back to face the pitch-black room was he violently shoved through the doors, arms thrown out to brace his fall. He tumbles for a split second before whipping his head to look at the doors. Only the sharp smile of pure sadistic joy is seen before the doors close, sealing Tommy inside. ----- Or: Tommy's just trying to escape the endless deserts and see the sunrise. Unfortunately some cryptids politely decline his wishes.

Words: 1641, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Gen

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson | Philza

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)

Additional Tags: Blood and Injury, Human Sacrifice, Cryiptid sbi, Dark Sleepy Bois Inc, Witch TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Violence, Minor Character Death, (implied) - Freeform, Morally Ambiguous Character, hurt/slight comfort, NO Stockholm Syndrom, Obsessive Behavior, Torture, This has it's dark elements y'all, Killing, Almost Cannibalism, Tommy doesn't do it though because he's smarter, Blood Drinking, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

[softmafia]

OMG BESTIE

I have to say your s/o with paws and demon s/o inspired me so much!

May I request a hisoka with a cryiptid s/o, where his darling appears to be a regular human, but they can change in like a demon feline monster?

I imagine the s/o being like the fae of the goods (like the forest spirit in princess mononoke) and hisoka heard about "the thing in the woods" and sort of wants to fight it. But when he finally found it, the demon in like "yeah... no. Sorry, mmm, yes, nop."

OH MY GOODNESS???? You actually closely described one of my OCs that I ship with Hisoka?????

Are all of us Hisoka simps secretly related🤭🤭

I will LITERALLY get to this right now I’m IN LOVE with this prompt, I hope you have an amazing day wherever you’re at right now *mwah mwah*

And I heard Fae was apart of Celtic religion so I’m not going to include a lot of that just to stay on the safe side, I really hope you understand!! I’ve never seen Princess Mononoke so I’m sorry if this isn’t exactly what you wanted!!

Female reader, so sorry, I just write better like this, if this wasn’t intended I’ll happily redo this request just let me know

“Killua was talking to me about some kind of creature living in the forest.” Illumi deadpanned, “I think it’s ridiculous.” Hisoka on the other hand was intrigued, “Ooh~” he cooed, “Do tell me more~” he said, bright eyed. “Well apparently it’s supposed to be some ancient demon lurking. I don’t believe it.” Illumi explained. “It must be powerful right~ Oh it’s been so long since I’ve really fought something powerful~” Hisoka couldn’t help but moan loudly, which disgusted Illumi since they were in a public area.

“You can try but I doubt you’ll find anything, I think it’s just an old story kids use to scare each other.”

Hisoka didn’t listen and ventured into the forest anyway.

Three hours into his forest quest and Hisoka had found nothing, other than a few forest animals and sticks. He sighed, the sun was close to setting. He thought maybe the dark could bring some supernatural life to this forest, demon style. I wonder if a ritual was needed.. he thought, sitting on a rock with his chin in his palm. He read leaves and sticks crack behind him, somebody was there but he couldn’t sense aura. He jumped off of the rock in alert and stood towards the direction of the noise.

Hisoka grinned something wild, excitement building up inside of him. He hadn’t fought something in the longest time, he needed the sweet release of fighting and killing something strong. Come out little kitty~ he eagerly thought. Something emerged from the darkness of the forest, but it wasn’t what he expected. It was a woman median to average height, long hair, dark eyes and [outfit]. He sighed, getting his hopes up once again. What he found strange was he couldn’t get a read on her aura, or her strength. This never happened before and he found it odd, perhaps she didn’t have nen but no, he could still read people’s strength even if they were just the average person. “Are you looking for the demon too?” She said, her voice was weird but he couldn’t lay his finger on why, it lacked luster.

He nodded, not sure why he was paying this common folk any mind, he didn’t say anything because he wasn’t hurt what to say. His arms crossed as the girl made his way towards him, “We should look together, I think I might’ve found where she’s hiding out at.”

Hisoka took a few seconds to look at her, he stared deep into her eyes. It finally hit him and he let out a low, amused chuckle, “Is this how you lure in your prey~? Pose as a woman and bring them to your lair~? How cliche, but it’s smart~” The girl gasped, cursing under her breath as she let her aura flow through her. It was strong, so strong Hisoka felt he might fall over considering they’re standing so close together. “My my, what was that technique you were using to hide your strength so well~?”

She began to shed herself of her human form, Hisoka built up a sweat at the sheer amount of aura being released, she didn’t answer his question. Finally in her full form, she looked back at him, her forked tail swishing about, her feline eyes adjusted to the dark, dilating and fixating on him. Hisoka never felt this much excitement in his life, but he had to admit, she was beautiful, the most majestic creature he had ever seen in his life. She was chaos personified and he loved it. “Are you here to take pictures?” She asked, “This’ll make the front page of Reddit you know.” Hisoka couldn’t help but laugh, “How do you know about that~?” He placed his hands on his hips. Y/n scoffed, “I live inside of a rock not under one.” They both laughed. She then held her paw out, “Ok hand it over.” She demanded, her voice suddenly echoing and booming throughout the forest. Hisoka raised a brow, confused as he thought this creature was asking for his wallet, “Huh?” Y/n starred down at him, “The- The offerings. Maybe bow a little?” It had been years since she was properly worshiped as she was 1000+ years ago, but many locals in the area still paid her respect by offering her raw meat or cash. “I don’t have any. Sorry.” Hisoka only replied. “Then why the fuck are you here then?” She growled at him, debating if she should just eat him or not. Hisoka never felt so cowardly in his life, it was easier in his mind just go to a forest and battle this ancient demon of mayhem, it was harder than it looked especially since she was being so.. casual. “To fight.” He responded, a blank expression on his face, he felt silly and wanted to go home at this point, maybe he could spend the night at Heaven’s Arena but even that seemed to bore him now, he killed off all of the good competition.

“Fight?” Y/n replied, “Like.. fight-fight?” She erupted into laughter, as if Hisoka wasn’t feeling awkward enough. “Yeah.. no.” She patted his head generously and turned, spreading her wings in an attempt to fly off until she was struck in the back of the head with a rock. Hisoka had thrown one at her in an attempt to provoke her, like poking a bear with a stick. He swallowed at nothing when he was met with a pair of bright, striking red eyes that glared at him dangerously. One quick thrash of her tail sent Hisoka flying across the clearing of the forest, and against a tree. His back hitting the bark painfully he felt like he was going to die. Despite his pain his excitement and arousal arose, finally he was about to get some action.

But she was gone, she had already risen up and was currently flying away. Hisoka gasped and ran in her direction, trying to keep up through the leaves blocking his view. He kept running until he made his way to her lair, waiting until she entered the cave first so he could sneak in after her. He turned on zetsu and creeped into the cave, then stood there dumbfounded when he was met with nothing. Then all of a sudden he was struck down by something beside him, tied up with a snake hissing at him, “I knew you would follow me.” Y/n growled, emerging from the dark with her claws unsheathed and her teeth baring, “Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now?”

Hisoka starred at her, a glimmer in his eyes. To others, she was terrifying, an ancient living goddess of death, but to him she was everything he ever wanted. Impossibly strong, feared, and oh so beautiful. She was immortal and he was not, but he would happily spend the rest of his life with her. Y/n pursed her lips, “Why are you looking at me like that?” She said, tone of voice going normal rather than her loud god-speak. Hisoka’s mouth went dry as he opened it to speak, he wondered how this would go in those romance movies, he didn’t hesitate for a second before bringing their lips together, a red hue plastering onto both of their faces.

Hisoka remembered it like it was yesterday, who knew his life partner would be a demon of the forest. He was currently laying in bed, asleep with y/n curled around him, her tail draping over his legs and one wing laid over him like a blanket. It was only midnight when he woke up, smiling when he saw y/n sleeping peacefully, he ran a hand through her hair and kissed her head. Gently closing his eyes again.