#he’s just a man

[zomboivex]

Ed sending his bat to fucking harass Lyca

[fantasist-art]

He’s just a guy

[luolii]

thinking about eurylochus’ hunger as something more than for the funny… odysseus’ hunger is grasped tightly in the palm of penelope’s hand, he’s hungering for something larger than himself, but eurylochus? it is something literal, something primal. something human.

[sunnystcloud]

none of the girlies are talking about Tauro. he’s perfect if you’re not ready to fuck a diety or a king

[goblinontour]

hi make prof al beg pls n thanks

-cooks

yeah he’ll have to beg for forgiveness in between sobs

[calsvoid]

the way i perk up like a dog when i hear taylor swift

[devils-reign]

me: i’m completely normal about him i swear :(

friend: explain this then

me: oh

[andromedadoesntwrite]

Stardust

by andromedadoesntwrite

Katniss Everdeen never expected to become famous when she uploaded herself singing online. But as the years have passed and her status has grown she’s forced to get a bodyguard to protect her. Never did she expect to feel so safe in his arms.

Chapter 1 is on AO3

This has been in my head for a while now and I’m happy that I finally decided to sit down and write it. Hope you enjoy it too!

I’ll try my best to create a playlist that sums up the vibes for Katniss’ music and general feel for this story. <3

[monoroni]

look at this fucked up picture of my dog bro I love him so much

[mangoposts]

You’ve lost enthusiasm for Nate :,(

Guys ur so silly Lmfaooaoaooooo

[catb-fics]

when the r+l announcement came out i was working and was so emotional over it i had to leave the premises to recollect myself so yeah, a little warning would be good lmao

Ahhh bless you lovely, did you have a little cry? I know I did! My bf shouted upstairs to me about it and I immediately came on tumblr before I even checked my other socials ha ha then I had a little sob but had to sort myself out before I went downstairs because I didn’t want my bf to see that I’d been crying 😂😭

I’m not sure what’s gonna happen when we get proper content! I’m glad I have you guys to go crazy with because I know I’m gonna be a mess!

[cholatey]

I have male characters and male singers I like too but some of y’all “lesbians” take it waaay to far pls. Like chill he’s not ur babygirl?

[belasso-archive]

everyone on my dash talking about babies has ted developing baby fever

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[hamletthedane]

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again