#he’s a sleepy old man
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Cries my dog is sleepin in the hallway do u wanna see
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Bakugou likes to remind you to breathe whenever you two have sex. It can get so overwhelming for you—the pleasure, the intensity, the intimacy, the eye contact that he never lets you lose. It’s a connected feeling, when you’re at the height of it all, the precipice of climaxing.
“Hey, hey, eyes on me, baby,” he’ll whisper to you, tapping your cheeks once, twice, gently to gain your attention. Your eyes flutter open, rolling once before they settle on his, whining when you catch a carmine gaze, filled only with a type of passion and adoration that it makes your hole clench around him.
“Breathe through it, will you do that for me, baby? Huh?” He talks to you like you’re some airhead and, in a sense, you guess you are at the moment. Only able to gasp, mouth dropping open for his tongue to swipe the inside of it, hands pawing at his shoulders and nape.
“Cmon, baby, breathe with me. Gonna make you feel so good,” he promises, watches how your eyebrows screw up, how your eyes struggle to stay open.
You’ve always had the bad habit of holding your breath when you orgasm, and Bakugou’s heard somewhere that breathing through it makes the feeling all the more powerful. And he’s been doing it with you ever since—pressing his chest to yours, his mouth against your own, his breath in, your breath out.
When you cum, you remember to suck in your deep breaths, eyes hopelessly rolling to the back of your head as you shake and tremble all over. Bakugou praises you the whole time though, groaning and whispering about how good you did for him, how tight you are, how you listen so, so well.
His own breath stutters as he follows you, toes curled against the mattress as his breath slows until his balls finally unclench and he can relax into your body. You’re both boneless in seconds, and you figure the mess can wait until you gain feeling back in your body again.
#I think I saw that in a video#that it intensifies your climax when you remember to breathe#which I need to do bc I always seem to hold my breath and then feel lightheaded after lmfao#anyway I love nerd bkg that looks up sex tips to help make everything better in bed#the thought of him wearing his old man glasses as he scrolls on a website#no private browser or anything#just raw dogging his search history with sex facts lmfso#the gc goes crazy if they ever catch wind of it#okay gn I’m sleepy and I feel so nauseous all of a sudden gelp#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#bakugou treats! 🍬
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😂 🥱
#vincent price#hilarious house of Frightenstein#funny#yawn#sleepy#reaction gif#reaction gifs#😂 this man istg#hes so hot tho#so sexy#such a gilf#bicon#bisexual icon#random#horror#old horror movies#gif#gifs made by me#actor
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If Mr. Reca is actually the one who created Gallagher like this one theory we saw suggests, then we'd personally like to suggest that- as someone who sees Mr. Reca as a Dom/Top with very particular tastes and extremely high standards for his Bottoms -the specific aspects Mr. Reca chose to create Gallagher were based on how much he, himself, liked them.
In other words: What if Gallagher is Mr. Reca's ideal of a Submissive Bottom?
#krispeaks#honkai star rail#hsr mr reca#hsr gallagher#mr reca#also. sorry not sorry but with the way Gallagher treats and talks about Misha he acts like a mom.#and. as such. we can't see him as anything other than a mom#Gallagher is as mom coded as Himeko is and we refuse to hear anything to the contrary just because he looks like an old man#especially not when he took such good care of Sleepie the poor thing suffered through separation anxiety
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Let’s GO!5rae ♡ ep.2
#mx7net#monstaxedits#minhyuk#monsta x#tuseral#wabisarah#userkyutie#wings.gifs#wings.original#i didn't let myself watch this video until i giffed the first one asdkjsdk#he's so sleepy he's so cute did i mention he's so So sleepy#the amount of old (affectionate/joking) man trying to wake up noises <33
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fuck timezones do you know how hard it is to talk to my friends when they have a different sleep schedule than me. i go to bed at 9pm and wake up at 6 to see notifications from my buddy from literally 5 in the morning. thats a one hour overlap of us both sleeping. there is not a time difference between us theres no reason for this shes just sick in the head and im a 75 year old man with a bedtime
#my other friend will be like hey if we’re hanging out tomorrow just call me when youre leaving so i get up#and itll be like. 2 in the afternoon. he’s literally nocturnal#i get a message while im getting all cozy in bed like hey man whats up because i go to bed as hes waking up because its a sick freak.#all my friends are vampires and im an old old man in my nightgown and sleeping cap with my little fuckin candelabra shuffling off to retire#for the evening#we hangout for one (1) hour and i go guys i am so sleepy i cannot do this#and they go nooo olease dont go to bed we miss you stay in the call one more episode pleeease and im already alseep#staying up past midnight is like medieval torture to me. its not ethical its not humane no human being should be forced to face such terrors
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Rip Noel you were just too pretty and Kayne couldn’t deal with the competition
#kayne knew he would loose#hes up against the prettiest man of all times#i have never seen a noel design that is not attractive#look away mutuals im being gay over podcast men again#Blacked out for an hour and when i came too i had this infront of me#IT HAS BEEN SO FUCKING LONG SINCE I HAVE HAD THE MOTIVATION TO DRAW ANYTHING THIS BIG#aka this art style and the fact this is a whole a4 page when usually i work in teeny tiny#the power of noel#LOOK ITS THE FICTIONAL LOVE OF MY LIFE#In like a platonic way where i wanna go to a tea shop with him and eat cake#im so normal about him#Spent more time trying to think of a cool thing to caption this with than it took for me to draw it#noel malevolent#noel finley#charlie dowd#malevolent podcast#malevolent#malevolent fanart#pencil art#traditional art#malevolent noel#detective noel#I havent used this artstyle in so long#the hyperfixation on the podcast man really will just draw out the old skills#golly gee gosh i love him#when i post the initial design sketches for this fucker your all gonna be so disappointed he is so much cooler here#Sleepy times now#goodnight
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also just for the record. no matter how much utterly stupid shit i say or draw about him, frank actually makes me so deeply sad. this old man should be picking up his grandkids but he cant. i think about him too much and im so sad
#marvel#frank castle#the punisher#this is true for like most of these guys [gestures vaguely to comicbook men] but frank is the one that makes me want to chew on rocks rn. s#like yeah i selfship with him for fun and i like to think about cutesy or funny stuff involving him but the reality is he makes me so sad#ig thats part of why i do it. you make me so sad old man. but youre not real so in some version of not real you can be a little better#not happy but yk better#but like. just. fuck man hes so deeply damaged and hurt it drives me up the wall. my hurt person hurting people#as always i struggle to string words together this isnt news if you know anything about him you know exactly what im getting at#he would have been a wonderful father and husband. the way hes so devoted to them still. always. its killing me#sometimes i see canon moments of him where how just fundamentally deeply broken as a person he is and augh#nothing can help you nothing can make things any better but my god you cannot be left alone in this state#eh maybe thats it. i cant help him i cant make him feel better. but i cant let him be alone like this#i dont think he should have to be alone like this#bleh sorry word vomit. im tired and sleepy. i wrote 4 essays this week. need to write 2 more. going a little bonkers#brain is fried.
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Part two of tiny gremlin baby Shadow. Plus a bonus Gerald!
#shadow the hedgehog#shadow kintobor#baby shadow#gremlin shadow#just gremlin things#little man#gerald robotnik#gerald kintobor#sonic the hedgehog#sonic au#sugarhog au#he in papa's glasses#sleepy baby#he's only a little bit destructive I swear#very much chaotic#it's fine though that's intended I think#old art
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Did Turo and Clavel ever found out what DILF meant ? (I know in your main blog you drew something about that but I was just wondering their reactions when they found out the truth and that a student gave it to them, also I would love to see how Sada would react to them finding out, probably laughing her ass off I believe)
Penny eventually looked up and showed the definition to Turo, but no one dares to tell Clavell
#//don't tell the moe old man#//youll break his heart forever#director clavell#professor sada#professor turo#zerotrioship#zerotrioshipping#clavell x sada x turo#clavell/sada/turo#asks#//lol tbh i wasn't sure if turo should be told or not#but torturing him is too fun#clavell hasn't been called a dilf yet fyi#so he has his hopes up etc.#there's probably better or funnier variants to this ask#but i'm too sleepy for it haha
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UNCLE NINA WRITES WEIRD JK STAN LETTERS!
hello benevolent angel people!
( because you're wonderful but bc you're doing gods work by supporting my dead fanfic from hell. c:’ )
so this is a lil...experimental? but bc i've been dabbling on that one ask large lore ask that set before kyle knows raven of crimson dawn is his stan, i've gotten very attached to writing the silly jersey letters to dead stan in his journal again. ( again, nina lore is that it's what a friend had me do when my first cat passed away.
i still write to her. <3 )
but this is just something i wrote to get back into the habit of writing again. i put it on docs and i used a font which...okay? tbh, i think looks exactly like i want jk's handwriting to look. like its very swirly, he is my calligraphy king. i didn't proof it bc i just wrote...all of it tonight like a weird crazy person.
also i realize jk sounds...a lot like me
— but he Is me, tbh?
like in some facets i did give him lil pieces of myself so he could grow into an uber tall thicc as hell academic hot jersey talk shit get hit boy.
( i also do think he's a lot goofier with stan in his little letters esp since he doesn't think that anyone is going to read them they are just his lil vent space. let it out king! )
as for the timeline...i think it's pre!rm bonus content? like i dropped a little context about stuff that happened before the fic, but i think it's probably written anywhere in the last 1-2 years of rm before kyle went to that crimson dawn concert. i'm not sure what compelled me to write it i just...really like vulnerable jersey just being a jersey dirtbag but like kneeling by the stan shrine and asking for light.
speaking of...as far as triggers go. mostly the spelling is just bad, help, but jersey does talk a lot about stan dying and is very...distressed about it. he's also...really depressed and is not at the moment coping super well, but is reaching out for help. <3 always reach out for help when you need it. i didn't mention anything specific, but he does just mention thinking he's not a good person, feeling ugly, unworthy, lost, etc...TW FOR HIM BEING SO VULNERABLE AND CUTE ALSO.
he is...my secret loverboy prince.
he is my lo-...
my L-
anyways...ROLL CLIP!
#i cannot tell u what compelled me to make...this#but it did make me feel nice so idk its not the most professional or formulaic thing ive ever written#but i think its nice i am sorry if the found is too gnar i really wanted to do a jk letter in like a letter structure for once#also this is it so funny to me that jk out here trying to rizz himself up to fucking dead GHOST stan like he is insane#also im like oh god does he sound too much like me?? BUT HE IS ME I GAVE HIM LOTS OF ME IDK AAAA SORRY#he is a lovely man when hes not being horrible and i am Also a sweet lovely man when im not being horrible#but idk him giving stan all the cute nicknames and like writing a letter and for the first time in a very long time#wasnt completely honest but was mostly honest about just not being the best and needing to be and needin someone else#OOOOOOOOY MY EYES ARE WATCHING HELP ME#no im so sorry if u were victimized by sexy topdom jersey sometimes he is like on critical boyfailurisms#he wants to impress like one motherfucker and its dead stan marsh like HAUNT ME PROMISE ME#HAUNT ME LIKE AN OLD VICTORIAN HOUSE AN UNDERWATER SHIPWRECK when i tell u i was in pain#also not him just building his ideal boyfriend like he won i love you jersey SPEAKING OF DO U SEE HIM#DO YOU SEE HIM TRYING TO DO IT HES TRYING TO TYPE THE!!!! IM TELLING YALL HE CANT DO IT#HE COULDNT EVEN TELL DEAD STAN ANYWAYS THAT AS MAKING ME CRY sorry ill proof it a lots wrong w it#i am very sleepy nina please stop...not sleeping from stress#but i hope it pleases and sparkles <3
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the fact that most of the fanfic for Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle is for Syalis/Cleric is the actual worst…
#he is literally like an elder and she calls him grandpa/old man#he raised Twilight#the story is obviously set up for Twilight and Syalis#I just#what is wrong with people#g.txt#anime#sleepy princess in the demon castle
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im so tired of being a sleepy boy
#i napped for 2 hours bc i was so sleepy and still am. why.#i hydrated enough im not having an episode im not sick and no meds are causing it (i think) and the sun is not out so why!!!!#what am i supposed to do aaaaa!!!!!!! sleep for an entire day until i had sm sleep im sick of it?? 😭#i dozed off in the middle of sketching like cmon!!!#looking it up will tell me i have some rare kind of deadly disease and i dont wanna go to my doc and tell him im a sleepy googoogaga#this man is funnily enough my childhood doctor i went to before my adoption so he knows well enough how sleepy i am#considering my grandparents always tell i was fhe quietest baby ever and never screamed or cried they thought i just passed away or#was sick bc i just slept all day#so yss hes well aware of youn and his chronic sleepy sleepiness since baby times#actually thats over 20 years ago and my doc still looks the same#meaning super hot#which is confusing#this man did check ups on me when i was like 6 and 20 years later he kneads my popped out vertebrae back into place like im an old man#and he just looks exactly the same#this messes wifh my brain i think i need to nap on this#personal#tbd#idk why i rambled so hard while in the process of waking up my condolences if anyone read this far#im not even sleepy anymore bc i thought so hard about my doctor and his secret immortality my brain is actually working#🤔 ah
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Sneaking in past the doorman
#hazbin hotel#husk#Hazbin husk#angel dust#cherri bomb#I just wanted an excuse to draw my old sleepy cat man and it got out of hand#he is so gross he drools and he snores like a broken motor#smells of alcohol and sweat and whatever else….but I love him so so much#cherri is laughing at him#Angel has spent the whole stumble home telling her to be quiet to not wake the others and what to say to husk when they get there#but he’s passed out drinking while playing cards with himself#he’s such a loser and an old man and a dad and urgh I love him#I didn’t draw his whiskers for once but I drew it with the purpose of selling it at con next month#also does anyone recognise the outfits the two nightgoers are wearing?#I put so much effort in this please enjoy
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DOPE ASS GRANDPA JUMP SCARE
his outfit is so cool I'm stealing it,,, (just f!Donnie under the cut if anyone hasn't seen him)
#sleepy posts art#RAHHH!!#peepaw donnie#Old man Donnie#Donnie rottmnt#donnie hamato#Donnie TMNT#Rottmnt fanart#rottmnt bad timeline#Rottmnt#Whaooo I'm trying with tags#Can you tell?#Idk bro he's cool looking#STEALING HIS FIT
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The Doodler vs Bedtime !! Who will win?
#dndads#doodle dot au#dungons and daddies#dndads s2#dungeons and daddies season 2#cal draws#the doodler#Doodle likes octopi <3#they went to an aquarium once and they were like !!!! LIKE ME !!!!!!#the not FUCKING sleepy is from that one Shadow comic bc I think it’s HILARIOUS#also Lark once he starts getting fond of Dot hehehehe#tired old man and weird child dynamic
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