#he’s a little cowboy call that kid jedediah

[hawkeyefierce]

rewatching easton cowan getting picked at the draft and crying a little bit

[itsyourstarboy]

🎃Redacted Couples Dressing Up For Halloween🎃

👻👻Spoopy Time Headcanons👻👻

🥰Couples Costumes🥰🥰

Pt. 1

(Btw, the gender of the costume character is not directly linked to the gender of the redacted character/listener character, Milo and Sweetheart’s is prime example of this)

First up is...

Asher and Baaabe

Ah, yes, the lovely goofball/hot bitch power couple ☺️☺️

These two are the reason I made this list, because I KNOW

Asher would dress as Roger Rabbit

And Babe would dress as Jessica Rabbit

(Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988 film)

THEY CANT NOT DRESS AS THEM, SERIOUSLY

I also just kinda wanna see Babe in that red dress, ngl-

You just can’t tell me this isn’t them 👇👇👇

NEXT!

Milo and Sweetheart

Okay, DONT HATE ME FOR THIS

I’m not making fun of Milo’s accent, I swear-

That being said...

Milo would dress as Harley Quinn

And Sweetheart would dress as The Joker

(The DC Universe comic book series and more)

If you disagree, that’s fine, I get it, it’s probably an overdone joke idk,

BUT MILO WOULD BE KILLING IT IN HARLEY QUINN’S SUICIDE SQUAD OUTFIT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

And Sweetheart in a suit 👀👀👀👀

I don’t think more needs to be said

Milo calling Sweetheart Puddin

NEXT!

David and Angel

I wish I could think of something more interesting or elaborate for these two, but let’s be honest...

David would dress as The Big Bad Wolf

And Angel would dress as Little Red Riding Hood

(Little Red Riding Hood 17th century folktale)

ITS SO PERFECT THEY LITERALLY CANT BE ANYTHING ELSE

Okay, well, that’s a lie, I almost made them Beauty and the Beast

But I have a feeling David would not want to dress up, so Angel just has to work with what he already is-

NEXT!

Sam and Darlin

THIS ONES MY FAVORITE THIS ONES MY FAVORITE

Now, I’m not making fun of Sam and calling him a cowboy.

I have his accent too, it’d make me a hypocrite.

HOWEVER THIS IS TOO PERFECT AND IF I CAN MAKE THIS COUPLE CANON IN ANY WAY IT SHALL BE THIS

Sam would dress as Jedediah

And Darlin would dress as Octavius

(Night at the Museum film franchise)

JEDTAVIUS MY BELOVED 😩😩😩

Darlin rocking that Roman armor 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Sammy in the cowboy fit 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

I know he wouldn’t want to dress as a cowboy, but I think he’d be fine if he’s dressing as Jedediah

We all know he’s an Owen Wilson kinnie anyway

NEXT!

Vincent and Lovely

Okay this one might be a bit of a stretch...

I really struggled to pick a dynamic duo for them, but I think this works

Vincent would dress as Erik “The Phantom”

And Lovely would dress as Christine

(The Phantom of the Opera 1986 musical)

No, I didn’t choose this because I think Vincent would look hot in The Phantom’s mask 😅😅😅

...👀

I honestly don’t have much else to say about them, it just felt right.

NEXT!

Geordi and Cutie

This is another one that I struggled with

And I honestly don’t know why I think they’d dress as this duo-

Geordi would dress as Jerry

And Cutie would dress as Tom

(Tom and Jerry animated franchise)

To be completely honest, I think they’d dress as any dynamic duo within Looney Toons/Warner Bros...

NEXT!

Gavin and Freelancer

Y’know how I said Sam and Darlin’s costume was my favorite?

Well this one is a very close second

Gavin would dress as Tiffany

And Freelancer would dress as Chucky

(Bride of Chucky 1998 film)

I JUST KNOW THAT GAVIN WOULD

HE’S A HOT BITCH AND SO IS TIFF, IT JUST MAKES SENSE

God I hope someone draws this, ngl

Do I just want to see him in a leather jacket and fishnets? Maybe.

NEXT!

Ollie and Mentor

This one was another struggle

I just don’t know much about either of them even though I’ve listened to Ollie’s playlist

Hell, Mentor doesn’t even have a proper pet name...

But, regardless, there was one iconic duo that came to mind for these two and it just kinda stuck...

Ollie would dress as Shaggy

And Mentor would dress as Velma

(Scooby-Doo animated franchise)

I don’t know why, I just feels like they would

(This is a really cute gif omg)

NEXT!

Elliott and Sunshine

Okay, hear me out-

These two DO NOT PLAY when it comes to Halloween costumes, alright?

They’ve been doing matching outfits for YEARS, even before they were dating

And they will not stop.

Elliott would dress as Wybie

And Sunshine would dress as Coraline

(Coraline 2009 film)

Again, I just feel like they would, okay?

The bestest, mostest, dynamicist, duoist duo in the entire Redactedsphere

NEXT!

Avior and Starlight

THEY CANT NOT DRESS AS A TIM BURTON COUPLE OKAY-

It’s just perfect for them 😭😭

That being said...

Avior would dress as Jack

And Starlight would dress as Sally

(The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993 film)

I might just want to see Avior in a black and white striped suit, but I swear there’s more to this-

Halloweentown is basically hell.

Here's part two!

[pixie-mage]

Facts about Billy and Fabian that nobody asked for:

(Keep in mind, none of this is 100% set in stone...and some of this may change later.)

- Billy (who is loosely based on Billy the Kid) is a klepto. He has a bad habit of pickpocketing, which sometimes gets him into trouble.

- Fabian sometimes becomes horribly aware of his small stature. (It terrifies him, how easily he can be trampled.)

- Billy is an orphan, and Jed - at some point - took him under his wing as a pseudo younger brother.

- Marius (Fabian’s best friend in Rome) is rather mischievous and cocky. He and Billy get along famously, which simultaneously makes Fabian absolutely ecstatic and filled with dread.

- Marius, Billy, and Fabian have a running bet on how long it will take for Jedediah and Octavius to admit they have feelings for each other.

- Fabian is an excellent shot with a bow and arrow.

- Billy is an expert marksman with a gun.

- Billy and Fabian sometimes have target practice / friendly contests.

- Fabian is inescapably aware of how adorable Billy is. He tries to ignore it, he really does, but it’s rather distracting and could he please stop for five minutes I can’t focus. (Marius is also very aware of this even before Fabian mentions it aloud to him. The only person who apparently hasn’t noticed is Billy himself.) This does NOT mean Fabian has a crush on him though. Definitely not. Absolutely not. Totally.

- Billy has freckles. (Fabian is painfully aware of this.)

- Fabian has soft, golden curls. (Billy knows this, though he can’t remember when or why he even touched Fabian’s hair in order to learn this.)

- Billy gets overly excited at the prospect of spending time with Fabian. He’s so different than the cowboys and gunslingers and folks who live in the Old West, and he’s so upbeat and friendly and warm and kind it’s like being friends with the sun.

- Fabian teaches Billy bits of Latin when it comes up. He refuses to teach Billy any Latin curse words. (Marius fixes this, of course.)

- Fabian is the Remus Lupin to his friend Marius’ James Potter. Billy is not Sirius, but he fits into their friendship just as neatly.

- Jedediah is more kind to Billy than some of the other Americans. Part of this is because Billy is the youngest member of the diorama, so Jed is protective. Part of this is because Jedediah always wanted kids in his real life...and this might be the closest he’ll get to that.

- Octavius is aware of Fabian’s fascination with Billy and frankly he finds it amusing. He occasionally takes the opportunity to subtly tease the young archer about it, but never pushes so far as to intrude on his privacy. He is the general after all.

- Billy has a habit of stealing Fabian’s arrows. (And bow, and sword, and helmet, and–) At this point, Fabian has taken to stocking double in his quarters, which was at first seen as overkill, but as the other Roman soldiers got to know Billy, most of them sort of just accepted it.

- Fabian loves music. He has a wonderful singing voice and an ear for it, but he never sings in public. He isn’t one to purposefully draw attention to himself for no reason.

- Billy is quite skilled at roping and wrangling thanks to Jed, and sometimes does (pretty impressive) rope tricks when he’s bored. Fabian would go so far as to call it a “dance” but Billy swears he can’t dance at all.

- Fabian helps craft scale mail and chain mail when he can. It’s small detail work and it’s calming.

- Billy - who was a much bigger criminal in real life than his miniature counterpart in the museum - has a small circle of fellow outlaws that trust him and would follow him if he ever wanted to arrange a coup d’état...but he never would.

- Fabian’s favorite room in the museum is the Planetarium. He loves watching the stars, spotting the constellations, remembering their stories. The constellations are much the same as when he remembers being alive in Rome...vague and distant though those memories may be. It’s a small constant that keeps him grounded in the present.

- Billy loves visiting the nature exhibits, usually those involving forests, jungles, and other greenery. He was so used to living in dryer climates - before and after waking up in the museum - that it’s a welcome difference from his home. It’s beautiful. Plus he sometimes runs into weird animals there, and while he doesn’t have much fascination with animals, running away from the scary ones is a thrill in and of itself.

- It takes Billy months to realize there’s a difference between the excitement he feels when he gets to hang out with Marius and the excitement he feels when he gets to spend time with Fabian. It takes a few more weeks for him to put a name to it. And once he has, he’s fairly blunt in asking Fabian if it’s weird for him to feel this way...and if his feelings are returned.

- It takes Fabian only a few weeks to realize that his fascination with Billy is less of a surface infatuation and more of the romantically inclined nature. A crush. He quietly pushes it aside as, of course, their friendship is so new and a fleeting longing for more than that isn’t worth ruining a blooming friendship over. (It isn’t fleeting, as it turns out.) It takes a week or two more of Fabian ignoring it before he quietly admits to Marius that he’s a little conflicted, and a few more after that before he stops trying to ignore it at all. He isn’t the first to speak up, as he isn’t quite certain how different American culture is from Rome’s in the subject of homosexuality...and then Billy does the impossible (for not the first time) and surprises him by admitting his feelings first.