#he’s a human being for fuck sake

[justascrollingghost]

I look forward to the day where Harry Styles loses his patience with you idiots and starts launching the things you throw at him directly back at your face but 10 times harder😊

[akaikali]

I know everyone says Needles is the Michael of TMAGP but I'm gonna be totally honest, I think Needles is MUCH more like Nikola than Michael.

Someone should draw Michael being cool and mysterious and then there's his weird cousins Nikola and Needles just being. themselves in the background

Additional note: i do actually have a fear of needles which probably makes this post all the funnier

[ipwarn]

Holy fuck I should delete twitter. Unfortunately, the sole reason I still use it is for Broadway news. And I have yet to find a place that matches it. I set up a Bluesky account and would happily move myself over there but nobody is using it.

Please god can there be a mass migration now? Bluesky looks exactly how Twitter used to look. And it's not run by a pathetic incel like Elon Musk.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Magneto voice claim options… Graham Mctavish, Paul Saint Peter, John Burgemer (Tien), Peter Cullen, Matt Mercer (for a younger Magneto), Keith David, and Jason Maranocha.

Charles Voice claim options… either David Kaye (who already voicdd him) , Y. Chang, or David Vincent.

Though i’d share this. Have a nice night

john burgemer for erik highkey a funny pick like everyone else (bar mercer ibut you did specify 'yong' so ill be Moderately forigivng) is an appropriate fit tbh but idk burgemer is just so strange if im lookin at tien as a reference point... w hat tien doin here. ...... everyone else tho i can see well to a degree

[zorosroronoas]

my god, but media literacy is so fucking death...

[cherry-treelane]

everytime i feel bad and stressed about my life i remember that i might be in a troubling situation and having a bad time but im not season 4 fiona gallagher in the clink after leaving crack on the counter which my 3 year old baby brother happened to ingest resulting in a fatal near-death experience thats wracked me with never-ending guilt and forever altered my life

[yumesei]

While im talking about size kink...

[superloves4]

Sooooo, the first three episodes have not yet changed my mind on the rings of power show

[simptasia]

people will say "cats will eat you after you die" as if thats a bad thing. i mean, feeding a hungry cat seems like a nice thing really

by the way, dogs will do this too. it is not an expression of heartlessness, it is merely animal hunger

anyways at least the body would serve a purpose rather than being sealed in a box in the ground

[moonlit-orchid]

Why is it that whenever children's characters enter the public domain the response isn't "ooh, let's make shows/comics to play with aus" but ALWAYS

"ITS HORROR MOVIE TIME BABY!"

[eldritch-bf]

More Herbert West as Hill’s assistance AU

Herbert West being orphaned at 13. Hill was his godfather. He goes and lives with him. Hill is impressed by the young Herbert’s interest in science and intelligence. Unlike his parents, Hill actually encourages his interest and even lets him watch some surgeries and whatnot. Herbert finally has a supportive adult in his life. Hill realizes he really enjoys the unchecked admiration Herbert heaps onto him.

And of course he is well aware how easy it is to get Herbert to do whatever he wants. He gets him hormones and that only reinforces Hill’s hold on Herbert. He’s a good assistant does whatever he’s told is quick to learn. Herbert is the one that has the idea of reanimation but it’s Hill who gets the bodies when they finally start trials. Herbert willingly helps Hill test hypnotism on him. Despite how close they are they’re still rather emotionally distant. They’re basically colleagues.

Herbert has no memory of what goes on during the hypnotism sessions (it’s fine don’t worry). Hill can get Herbert to follow simple commands and answer yes or no questions typically. But he wants the hypnotism to allow him to go deeper. Wants to use it on Halsey to get his inner thoughts out. Use it on his colleagues to manipulate them. But suggestion can only go so far.

But he does take some satisfaction that he can get hypnotized Herbert to tell him he loves him. But it also makes him angry that he damn near raised this boy was basically his second dad but Herbert who isn’t hypnotized won’t tell him he loves him because he still senses on some level that Hill doesn’t really care about him.

[theoreticalli]

I put 30 tags on that dear evan hansen post. for the love of god don't click to expand the tags I'm so fucking sorry I just hate that awful fucking show so fucking much. oh fuck I've done it again in the tags here oh god

[ellieellieoxenfree]

...and i just found out another k-drama actor, song jae rim, committed suicide this month due to harassment. fuck's sake. what will it take for there to be a sea change in the culture?

[detective-piplup]

I don’t explore enough comedic, dorky and adorable fireknight to balance out the amount of tragedy I see in them. btw do not look at the tags again

[fingertipsmp3]

No one:

Person writing an introduction for a well-known novel: I am going to spoil the vital plot points and twists of this book for anyone who has not read it

[yuhi-san]

Defenestration

Knives watches with utter disgust as Vash excitedly bites into a salmon sandwich. Neither of them needs to actually eat but Vash still seems to enjoy it, something Knives could never understand, even as they were living with Rem. It’s just one of these things where Vash acts more like a human than the independent plant that he actually is. It is at least half the reason for Knives disdain for food. 

Across the street are some human children playing and one of the older ones vaults through an open window to go and hide.

“Oh, that reminds me, Nai,” Vash says. “If thrown through a window or having to break through one, the safest way is to tuck your arms and legs in, cover your face and break it with a foot first. Also try avoiding the frames, if possible. They hurt.”

It’s not unusual for his brother to say something completely random and equally useless. It does not stop Knives from leveling him with a frosty stare. “Vash,” he drawls tetchily, “Why the hell do you feel the need to mention this?"

“Just in case?” Vash replies, with the expression of innocence personified.

Knives feels himself bristle and he wants to grit his teeth at that. Thankfully for Vash he has a better grip on emotions and impulses than brutish humans do. “I may have agreed to that asinine proposal of you and that girl-”

“Meryl.”

“-but if you believe I will ever be put in such a situation, you are sorely mistaken, brother.

Vash is now paying only half attention to Knives, seemingly distracted by a cat he spotted preening at them from around a corner.

“Well, I sure hope we can stick to that! The not breaking through windows thing, that is,” he says in that overly cheery tone he likes to use. It’s more fake than it was when they were children, although Knives has a harder time than he would ever admit to himself to tell just how much of it is fake and how much is genuine. He should probably also consider that his brother is turning the chipper up to eleven just to spite him, or make a point. it doesn’t really matter. Even if he were entirely genuine it wouldn't dull the irritation at all.

“But you did nearly knock yourself out that time you jumped out of the window after me in July, so you know…” This time Vash goes for that casual tone he also uses a lot, far more than it is actually appropriate.

Knives right eye twitches. Vash pspsps’ at the cat while waving a piece of salmon he dug out of the sandwich, clearly no longer paying any attention to his brother.