#he’ll do it but he’s got those giant yellow rubber gloves on and a permanent scowl
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washing dishes is beneath him (he gets the ick so bad he almost throws up from touching dirty, wet plates)
#he’ll do it but he’s got those giant yellow rubber gloves on and a permanent scowl#he & disinfectant are besties#his hands almost always smell like bleach#he meticulously cleans every corner of the bathroom every sunday#and makes you look at the hairball he fished out of the drain#‘let’s take a minute to wonder who did this’#Like he doesnt wash his hair every single fucking day sometimes twice a day#because it gets so greasy#Girl…#thought
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