#Like he doesnt wash his hair every single fucking day sometimes twice a day

[zushimart]

washing dishes is beneath him (he gets the ick so bad he almost throws up from touching dirty, wet plates)

[boytoyhalo]

ok sure fuck it. gross habits headcanons (cw: gross)

bagi and cellbit both pick at their skin, nails and scalp when they're stressed which is... always, they're both meticulous about bathing (cat moment) but cellbit generally doesn't bother to brush his teeth before going to sleep and leaves dirty dishes all over the place and bagi wears the same underwear multiple days in a row (she turns it inside out though so it doesn't count) also both of them will try to groom people's hair with their tongue when they're sleepy. they don't groom their own hair this way

roier stops conversations to announce when he's about to fart. and then sometimes he rates them out of 10. Jaiden also does this now and they high five each other about it when it's a particularly good one

not necessarily gross but jaiden doodles on her arms with sharpie when she's bored

slime is fucking disgusting baby!!!! he bites his toenails, he picks his nose and eats it, he scratches his asshole completely non discreetly whenever he feels like it. he eats his own slime if it drips over his mouth, he sneezes without covering his mouth and talks with his mouth full, no one ever wants to smoke with him cuz he gets his goop all over the blunt and doesn't even bother to wipe it off before he passes it

quackity also does most of that but he tries to be somewhat discreet about it though he usually fails. elq on the other hand is a neat freak but somehow still manages to smell terrible all the time

pac has a monstrously bad oral fixation - as in he doesn't own a single tool, writing utensil, accessory or weapon that hasn't been chewed to absolute shit, his fingernails are always bitten down almost to the point of bleeding, his hoodie strings are frayed as all fuck because he chewed the plastic endings off of them years ago. he remembers to wash his binder like maybe once every 3 or 4 months

Mike smokes so much weed that hes permastinky but other than that he's generally pretty clean - until you look at the bathroom and see the floor and walls stained bright pink cuz he doesn't gaf enough to try and clean them also him and pac both don't own a single piece of clothing without holes in it but Mike usually patches over them whereas pac will just keep wearing it as is until it's more hole than clothing

Missa is always sweaty. like literally dripping sweat. always. yes he's a skeleton yes it is actually sweat he doesn't know how it works either

Phil is the most normal one on the island in terms of grossness but he hasn't groomed his wings since they were clipped so there's a ton of grime stuck in his feathers

etoiles doesn't own a single item of clothing that isn't bloodstained and when Phil tries to show him how to wash out the stains he insists that it makes him look tough (it doesnt) also he showers like twice a week

Niki doesn't wash her piercings once they're healed (that septum ring smells NASTY) and she puts off doing the dishes til she can't stack them up any higher but other than that she's neat

fit em cee isn't necessarily unclean, especially being a janitor and all, but he is the type of guy to dunk himself in a river and call it a shower if it's been a long enough day (which it is most days) also wears all his clothes multiple days in a row until they fail the sniff test. also clogs (and unclogs lol) toilets more often than anyone else on the island

foolish ALWAYS forgets to wipe down gym equipment after he uses it, picks his nose and wipes the booger off wherever he thinks no one will see it and eats plain white bread as a snack

bbh hasn't washed that damn robe in at least 3 centuries and his hair is literally always greasy. also the underboob sweat goes crazy

Tina never does her laundry and there's always dirty clothes all over her room (that's actually canon I'm fairly sure) she doesn't clean up the dust from her horns after she files them down and she chews on her hair when she's focused or nervous

bagheras hair is fried to shit from overbleaching and both that and her feathers shed absolutely everywhere

forever doesn't use deodorant or wash his face (his skin is naturally clear, everyone hates him for it)

tubbo licks things when he doesn't know what they are, bites his nails down to the root, picks at his cuticles til they bleed, uses 3 in 1 shampoo and sniff checks until laundry is absolutely unavoidable. every space he inhabits is unsalvageably messy but he somehow knows where everything is when he needs it

Antoine eats soup out of the can without heating it up. I don't know why but this is something that I believe passionately and a hill I'm willing to die on.

mariana eats onions like they're apples and doesn't shower. ever. he just uses baby wipes. and he cleans his boots with his tongue, it's not a fetish thing he just does that. also picks his nose and eats the booger, he blames slime for giving that habit to him but he was doing it a long time before they met

felps doesn't clean those damn gages.... ear cheese 4 dayssss

maxo always has food stuck in his teeth and always smells slightly sour even when he's just showered

and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cucurucho smells like ass ok that's all

i really do think we should just give up, brace for discourse tomorrow by being insane tonight. anyone got something they really wanna post about but it would be too crazy? do it now, a third of the qsmp is literally gonna be evaporated off of minecraft forever tomorrow (/j)

[adanedhel]

Turin headcanons go

OKAY. this got long so im putting it under a cut lmao

so firstly, i headcanon for him that despite coming from a mannish household for the first half of his childhood, and his father having a beard (presumably) that after spending all of his adolescence with elves, once he starts growing his beard he’s EXTREMELY self-conscious. like he feels different and othered enough, he doesn’t want to be reminded about how he doesnt belong, and more than that he doesnt want to be considered gross or ugly.

so he shaves consistently and what at times maybe obsessively? im sure being a greasy teenage human boy did GREAT things for his self esteem when he was surrounded by timeless, flawless, beautiful elves.

after he has wandered in the wilderness for a while after his exile, he sees his reflection in some water and is like “oh jesus” because he’s never actually seen his face with a beard. its unsettling and he feels, kind of ugly, to be frank. but he left in such a rush, he has little more than his sword on him to even try shaving. so he doesnt.

and then he gets the idea that he is growing it specifically to rebel towards the elvish ideal. he left that all behind him, he no longer adheres to their standards. his beard PROVES he is a man.

maybe when he meets the guarwaith he shaves once or twice during that time, or at least trims. just to keep neat. but when beleg comes? that night he shaves. he doesnt even think about it, he just does it. because he doesnt want beleg to think of him as any more of a wild man than he already has made himself appear. (and maybe because he doesn’t want beleg to find him unattractive, but he wouldnt say that)

he shaves every day until beleg leaves, and then again, stops shaving. maybe he continues for like a week or so after because he had gotten so back into the habit but then he’s like. wait why am i bothering with this? why did i do this in the first place?

by the time he sees beleg again he’s got a thick winter beard that he’s let grow without trimming longer than ever. again, that night he shaves. and he shaves every day until the siege of amon rudh, and then after he’s rescued, after beleg’s death, he never shaves again.

PART 2

i also have some similar, stupidly complex headcanons about his hair.

So the length of it, while living in doriath on the marches, is probably around shoulder length. think movie aragorn. long enough to pull back and keep out of his face with ease, but short enough that it doesnt require too much maintenance. except that he doesnt maintain it Literally At All. he forgets, maybe, that he does not have the silky seemingly untangle-able hair that beleg and the other wardens have. if he pulls a comb through it and it gets stuck, then oh well its time for his trim.

its not that he doesnt care about his appearance, but like. he’s got morwen’s thick waves, and even beleg has to take his time and work through it for him sometimes. its just hard. shaving is easy, keeping his hair brushed is a hassle. he’s never had someone with hair like his to teach him how to take care of it, since when he left his mother it was far shorter and she always combed and washed his hair. he cant decide if having a borderline rat’s nest or just shaving his whole head would be uglier. 

but after saeros. after his exile. he takes his time every single morning to carefully comb through, and wet it if he can. he takes excellent care of it. Not because saeros made him feel bad or ugly necessarily, but because turin is a creature of pure fucking spite and just wants to prove that “oh yeah? you think im wild? i will Prove You Wrong.”

and he lets it grow! by the time he and beleg are living together on amon rudh it comes nearly down to the middle of his back after two years of growth. and its beautiful, and beleg loves coming his hair for him now more than ever, and does it sometimes just to savor the feeling of the comb being able to glide through without a single snag. beleg thinks maybe its the only good thing to have ever come of his stubbornness.

aftrer beleg’s death, he stops taking care of it. he hasn’t even attempted to take a comb to it in weeks, and gwindor actually has to end up cutting it because it’s so tangled. when he sees himself in the pools of Ivrin, his hair shorn and with a beard for the first time in months, he doesn’t like what he sees. this is someone different.

he grows his hair out again, though. by his time in brethil he has settled into a distinct look of long haired and thick bearded. maybe he never lets it get too long, probably between his shoulder blades. 

anyway those are my big headcanons that are stupidly complex for just being literally about his hair..... thanks for listening to me ramble folks

[wayward-marvel-sommer1196]

Tag Game

Rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

Tagged by @kdfrqqg It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these lol. I wasn’t even in the SPN fandom the last time I did one. 

1. Drink? Pepsi

2. Phone call? My dad

3. Text message? My sister

4. Song you listened to? Say You Won’t Let Go by: James Arthur (literally gives me goose bumps every time I listen to it.) 

5. Time you cried? 4th of July (Don’t ask) 

6. Dated someone twice? No, I’ve only ever had one REAL boyfriend and a bunch or near misses

7. Kissed someone and regretted it? Never kissed anyone 

8. Been cheated on? Nope

9. Lost someone special? Yes 

10. Been depressed? Yes, like all the time 

11. Favorite colors? Purple, Blue, and recently Red 

In the last year, have you… 15. Made new friends? Yes

16. Fallen out of love? Love-love no, semi-love yes 

17. Laughed until you cried? I dont think I’ve ever laughed til i cried??? Laughed until my stomach hurt sure but not til i cried 

18. Found out someone was talking about you? Unfortunately 

19. Met someone who changed you? Yes, not in a good way 

20. Found out who your friends are? 100% yes I love my girls so much

21. Kissed someone on your facebook list? No one that wasnt in like a family matter 

General 22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life? a solid 97% only because some are family that ive never met. 

23. Do you have any pets? No Dad hates pets, but do babies count? because they are equally as frustrating and I live with two under the age of 3.

24. Do you want to change your name? yes too many jokes and annoying nicknames

25. What did you do for your last birthday? Got my hair done, had some pudding cake, and went to Iguana Mia for a free lunch with my mom and her boyfriend and then binged Gilmore Girls b/c mom didnt feel well so we went home and did nothing after like 2. 

26. What time did you wake up? 7:30 because of the babies I live with but didnt get out of bed till 8:15

27. What were you doing at midnight last night? On here actually 

28. Name something you can’t wait for: Graduating College but that ties with Getting Married 

29. When was the last time you saw your mom? a few weeks ago?? I know im horrible but her work schedule is all over the place and my life is so unpredictable but i do try and talk to her every other day. 

31. What are you listening to right now? My family messing around 

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? yes

33. Something that is getting on your nerves? my job not giving me shifts and my step nephew with his lack of respect for adults 

34. Most visited website? Tumblr

35. Hair colour? Dark brown with a tint of burgundy because I havent gotten it dyed since december (my bday) and red washes out real fast but leaves subtle traces especially in the sun

36. Long or short hair? As of now on the shoter side, like shoulder length, but if you would have caught me a month ago it would have been hella long got 10 inches cut off 

37. Do you have a crush on someone? As of now NO because my last crush stomped on my heart and crushed then ran it over with a semi so I have sworn off men unless celebrities count????

38. What do you like about yourself? Honestly, right now nothing thats one of my issues. BUT if I had to pick I guess my loyalty??

39. Piercings: just your standard, run of the mill ear piercing 

40. Blood type: 0+

41. Nickname: Don’t have one because I refuse to share what my mom called me throughout my childhood. So i just go my full name Sommer

42. Relationship status: single and hating men 

43. Zodiac: Sagittarius 

44. Pronouns: She/Her

45. Favourite tv show: UGGGHHH too many. SPN, most superhero shows, most crime dramas, Greys Anatomy, and more. I used to be a tv addict and started watching a bunch of shows and although i dont watch them much anymore doesnt mean i dont still love them

46. Tattoos: Yes, on my right foot. Its part two to a quote that me and my sister got together. “....but thankful for the one ive got.” she got “A perfect sister i am not.....” 

47. Right or left handed: Right

48. Surgery: If getting my wisdom teeth taking out (all four of them at once) counts then yes other than that no.

49. Piercing: Already answered 

50. Sport: None, I suck at all sports and hate them all too. I was and am more of a book person than a ball person, but I do enjoy a leisure swim on occasion

51. Vacation: Would love to take one but im broke. My last was a high school trip right before i started my senior year where we traveled through five states making stops in each until we ended in indiana for the convention we needed to go to and then came back.

52. Pair of trainers: don’t know what this means

53. Eating: I wish I was lol My dinner sucked ass. Man, I wish I had a nice juicy steak right now with a baked potato and asparagus yum 

54. Drinking: at the moment nothing but the last thing I drank was at like 2 pm and now its almost 10 (oooppps) and that was a mocha coffee from DD

55. I’m about to: take a shower then outline some god damned stories that are haunting me right now 

56. Waiting for? something good to happen in my life for once 

57. Want? To be prettier, but I am slowly losing weight which is helping that problem. OOOOHHH and my best friends to be with me right now

58. Get married? I would love to at some point. Not anytime soon, but I also have to find someone who can put up with my difficult moody ass for the rest of our lives sooo..... that could be awhile

59. Career? Now none after college hopefully a forensic scientist/CSI since that is what my degree is going to be in

60. Hugs or kisses? Bith

61. Lips or eyes? On an S/O eyes hands down on me i guess my eyes

62. Shorter or taller? On an S/O taller I guess I have a type lol a bit of a height kink. On me shorter im only 5′2

63. Older or younger? Older although if it was only like 2 years younger Ii would be cool with that just not any further 

64. Nice arms or nice stomach? These questions are so superficial and I feel superficial for answering them but I guess in a S/O stomach on me I have neither soo...

65. Hook up or relationship? Relationship, im a sappy sappy romantic at heart a hook up is too impersonal and so crass I want the feelings 

66. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

67. Kissed a stranger: No

68. Drank hard liquor: Being that I am only 19 I’m legally obligated to say no, but my oldest sister is a horrible influence so I may have had a taste a few times 

69. Lost glasses/contact lenses: No but I have lost a retainer, twice, in the garbage. Yeah my parents werent to happy with me 

70. Turned someone down: Depends? for a date no. for anything havent we all. sex never been offered.

71. Sex on the first date: Virgin, so no and I’ve only had one real boyfriend that wasnt really a relationship anyway so yeah

72. Broken someone’s heart: I want to say no, but I guess I have not in a relationship way but you can break anyones heart for any nimber of reasons

73. Had your heart broken: Hell the fuck yeah but so many damn people 

74. Been arrested: No, close once but the store guy let me go on a warning

75. Cried when someone died:  Yes, doesnt everyone unless the deseased is like an axe murderer or something

76. Fallen for a friend: Ugh this question. I hate it so much. Yes, that boyfriend I mentioned that was the situation and that didnt end well. And then my sophomre year I was like in LOVE with this kid I had known back in elementary school and he was my best friend and he was out of my league and let me down gently. Then i fell for my frenemy my senior year, but he neber knew and it was just a phase for me I guess it didnt last long 

Do you believe in… 77. yourself?  Wish the answer was yes, maybe come again another day? 

78. Miracles?  sometimes 

79. love at first sight?  I would like to but Ii just can’t

80. Santa claus? I wish, but I am glad to pretend for my niece and nephew 

81. Kiss on the first date? Sure if it went well 

82. Angels? Nope. Sorry 

Other 83. Current best friend’s name: Well, I got three. They are my girls, my squad. Weve all been best friends for going on 4 four years. Sam, Dana, Solange 

84. Eye colour:  Brown, boring I know

85. Favourite movie: Can’t choose just one so like the entire Marvel franchise? Can I do that? Too bad I just did 

Im supposed to tag 20 more people but honestly my hands are cramping its after 10 and I really need a shower so if you want to take a crack at this I totally encourage you too.