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[secretly-larry-daley]

Thinking about Spider-Fish and his distain for humanity.

Humans are the reason why he exists. Why he feels all his pain and trauma. Why his Peter is dead…

But it isn’t only that. No no no, he doesn’t like humans for the way they treat each other. They act as uncivilized monsters while he’s called the animal? How is that fair? Don’t even mention how they’ve treated other animals.

He had to listen to the tired rants of Peter and his life as spider-man. How he was forced to be in authority role at only a teenager. Peter never wanted that, but the world forced him to anyway.

What I believe he hates the most about human is how they drag each other down. They fall apart and expect everyone else to pick up the pieces. To be saved. And if not, they hurt those around them with their problems.

He’s experienced it first hand! Right in front of his very eyes, exactly when Peter died. He watched MJ (this world’s MJ anyway) go from a loving mother to a neglectful mess. And he understands her pain, he really does. That doesn’t mean he didn’t lose someone too that day. But that didn’t mean he didn’t show up. He still cared for Peter’s daughter while still grieving the fact he’s gone. And he doubts he’ll ever stop grieving him. But, that doesn’t mean Peter’s daughter didn’t deserve a parent. It’s a reason why he took up replacing Spider-Man in the first place.

He didn’t want her to be the next Peter.

[sonofarathorn]

When Peeta said “I want to die as myself…I don’t want them to change me in there. Turn me into some kind of monster that I’m not…I keep wishing I could think of a way to…to show the Capitol they don’t own me. That I’m more than just a piece in their games.”

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[twinliches]

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

[wolfythewitch]

jesus in the hades art style

[scramratz]

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[girldraki]

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[eternalgirlscout]

did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5