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“A. Alright. Sorry, again.”
“Yeah. And again, thank y-“
“FUCK.”
Ooof… course.
Fuckin’ anons, I swear…
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“I didn’t mind. I got to yell at people today. So, win win. Aren’t I right?”
[HE sounds so smug.]
#Key you JUST had a conversation about over gratefulness/silly#he wouldve been born like#1939~1941#so. he’s like#old#<- So. Yes? /silly#deflect duo#key reblogs
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okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#not art#fhjy spoilers#its!!! gods I will Be My Ass in the tags rn. but thats so like. deliciously setting typical#like porter's desire is to transcend and his contempt for the world he's in feels. idk Real#like he plays the game bc he wants to win and be done with it. how do I word this#yknow. being a god would like. be his win state. when he gets that happening thats it his story is done he checks out#meanwhile the bad kids do actually just like playing the game lmao. like they love adventuring!#theyre so solidly Of This World. they carry the values that can only be born of it and they like having mastery over it#its a meta angle that I think is very fun specifically for d20 being in such a unique position in the zeitgeist when it first started#the rat grinders are from DnD Writ Large. porter wants to escape. but this is the bad kids' home its Their Actual Play Show#which makes it so fucking excellent to me that porter's question is somewhat of merit! its their show and it tries very hard to punish them#and they just straight up dont listen to him here lmao bc they hate him but! since the moment the academic track ended its been clear#that they save the world bc they Like Playing. With Each Others#thats what riz thinks the core of adventuring is! thats why fig stayed! and I also think thats why this hovers over elmville now and#a dead god is coming back in the school gym. porter is a shit evangelist but even if hes a good one I dont think it wouldve worked like he#wants it to. the only way he couldve escaped is if he'd not involved elmville at all. thats where the bad kids met dude#its a shitty place that fucks with them but they all come back here bc they wanna play with each others#and in that regard I think thats what the stress tokens ultimately means. Is This Game Still Fun To Play. ITS A RAGEQUIT LIMIT#Im literally running from one end to another of this conspiracy board Ive pulled out of nowhere#Ill draw after this I just wanna get this out. gods this episode has done nothing but furthering my delusion of grandeur actually#Im the hottest smartest manthing on earth Im king fucking midas over here. anyways uh! great ep!
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when toshiro got on laios ass for being inconsiderate and never thinking about how his actions affect others like he was mean abt it but hes not wrong. Thats a pretty major character flaw and a pattern of behavior for laios — w not choosing jobs that made money for namari who is in a pretty dire financial situation where she cant even get off the island and has to go adventuring in the dungeon to get out of debt, who even explicitly brought this up, eating marcilles familiar immediately even tho she was attached to it, kidnapping shuro into his party and putting him in life threatening situations without like really checking he wanted to be there…?, wanting to see if izutsumi has more than one set of nipples when dehumanization is a HUGE huge issue for her the list goes on and on and on. Like when a friend does this to you its just kinda annoying but when ur the leader u really should be checking if everyones needs r met without them telling u. Like the autism plays a factor for sure, his cultural upbringing plays a factor for sure, but as ppl regardless I think u gotta step up to meet the needs of ppl in the moment or realize u shouldnt be calling the shots. just bc its influenced by factors out of ur control does not make it not a serious character flaw. And its written as such in the story.
#It makes him an interesting character w nuance and i like him for it#its a pretty big flaw dungeon meshi hits over ur head several times#And part of his character arc to grow as a leader who can communicate and take other ppls needs into consideration effectively so he can#be an effective king (an ending im still like kinda confused abt like i get its thematically full circle moment and a love#letter to the genre but like WHAT)#Granted ppl in glass houses shouldnt throw stones since shuros also a poor leader (worse than laios)#to the point that i think its a stretch to say it wasnt maizuru leading that party like “shuros party” i mean he sure was in their proximit#but his opinion does actually matter to laios and gets him to listen so ig it had to be said 😔#dungeon meshi spoilers#Laios touden#But like it was not the first time this was brought up to him… cmon man#Toshiro is a sheltered rich kid with no conflict resolution skills who at least was kept materially comfortable his entire life#tho on the other fronts… genuinely he wouldve been happier if he wasnt born into that family#and when hes angry his actions become vicious and targeted to a shocking degree#but his assessment of situations tend to be accurate to a degree thats surprising for a person from another culture thats only been there#For 2 yrs#toshiro nakamoto#in da tags i suppose#Shuro
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The urge to give modern au Hiccup the name Håkon and have Hiccup be a nickname but also it's so fucking funny to me when modern aus have his full legal name be 'Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III' in the 21st century.
#just thinking abt him having to show his id for stuff and people looking at him funny or thinking its some kind of prank..#i feel like håkon suits him tho like if he changed to it i feel like itd be a 'hey if i was born a boy#what would you have named me' and that wouldve been valkas idea so its what he goes with and i think thats sweet#modern aus where valkas alive but still absent and hiccup has this like idea of her being the perfect parent when really shes Not....#but i digress#even if i renamed him to that id keep his middle name bc its just too fucking good. also he'd still be 3rd of his name#we keep the triple H. legacy alive here#httyd modern au#moth.txt#please agree w me tho håkon sounds better than fucking henry tho thats also acceptable#he looks a bit like a henry i suppose also haydens fine. but some of the 'normal' names ive seen people guve him..... unacceptable.#deyas dragons
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cc s5 ep2 spoilers
IS THIS JASPER??? auu but who is the M :') probably wont be explained but i hope to see anything else to do with the camps past. its one of the most interesting aspects of the show to me
also worth to bring up that when they talk about this david looks at them with a face of sorrow and immediately brings up another topic. maybe just to show hes claustrophobic again but an interesting time to have him do it
#camp camp season 5#camp camp#also when they bring it up david looks at them and brings up another topic. i do think thats something to bring up#i kind of hope this isnt jasper LOL it would ruin my headcanon of davey going to the camp in 2002....#but if he DID go to camp in 1996 then it would contradict canon LOL he was born in the 90s. he probably wasnt at cc at 6#but idk probably shouldnt think about it too hard. theres already a lot of contradictions with the writing LOL#like jasper saying something about newly announced star war prequels.. they were announced in 1993#and assuming they were 10 when they went to the camp jasper wouldve been born in 1983. which definitely isnt right#idk idk i should stop now i can talk forever about jasper
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mc details? 👀👀
omg i cant believe i havent done this yet
now time for mc details😋
Mc's birthday is August 13th
Theyre a Leo😏
Mc looks a lot like their Father but they have their Mothers eyes
When they were fourteen, they managed to sprain their ankle the night before the reaping when they were out with Ash, and it never properly healed
After Ash died Mc spent a lot of nights on top of the belltower in the middle of District 8 instead of their normal spot because it hurt too much to be there without Ash
Mc has top marks in all of their classes☝️
Theres a little cat bed for Hope in their closet but Hope normally just sleeps in Mcs bed
Mc is an enneagram type 4(yes, i did just retake the test for every character, including some of the other tributes. I've got brainrot for my own game, leaving me alone🙄)
Mcs tribute token is a bracelet from their Father (...it may or may be a lily of the valley bracelet)
Mc and their Mother actually used to be pretty close, but when they were about nine, something changed, and they grew distant
the first time Mc went back to the Capitol since Ashs death they were very shocked to find that they somehow have fans
Mc met Snow once, but it was before he was president and incredibly brief
This is less of a detail, but Mc was about 4 when Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes happened, and it absolutely blows my mind
You can pick Mcs' weapon of choice, but i will say they are a natural with a knife, and its kinda scary☝️(a certian district partner finds it attractive, tho😏)
When they were younger, Mc was for sure the kid that always tried to hang out with the adults anytime they were supposed to be playing with other kids
Mc has been drunk before😋
Regardless of whether or not you romance Creon Mc will always keep any letters they've gotten from them
Calliope has a hundred percent found the stash of letters and read through them (mc caught her, and it ended with mc having a black eye, and Calliope got a busted lip)
Mc is naturally a very caring person, but you get to decide whether or not the fully show it
i have no idea why but Mc will forever feel like the moon to me
they cannonically have a gorgeous smile (not sorry about it😋)
Mc also fully believes nobody ever really listens to what they're saying, but it is quite literally the exact opposite. they've just got this energy where you feel compelled to listen to them (they get it from their dad🤞)
you get to pick Mcs main hobby but they also know how to play the paino. it was something their mother taught them when they were young
when mc was ten, they "ran away" but came back a couple hours later because it started to snow, and they literally didn't have a coat. They thought nobody in their family noticed, but Soren had a full force of peacekeepers looking for them while Ione went out herself to look for them. When everyone was back home, they all acted like nothing happened.
Mcs room has one of the best views in the entire District
not a detail, but i know that Sejanus and Mc would've been besties, and nobody can convince me otherwise
#thanks for the ask!#i love ur game btw<3#roman will be mine idc😋#anyways!#i was going to add more but its 4am and im tired#i know this makes mc seem super preset but i promise theyre not. they've changed since Ashs death and thats where you get to decide how☝️#slightly off topic but Ive decided that Snow became president when he was 29-30 so Mc wouldve been about 16#so they probably would've met him when they were like 14/15#omg thats how old he was when mc was born#mc vesper.#ione vesper.#soren vesper.#calliope vesper.#ash fairchild.#creon levesque.#coriolanus snow.#circuit-if#makes mc a leo knowing damn well leos are the actual worst#(im allowed to say that my bestfriend is a leo)
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#im leaning towards frost but im curious what other ppl would want#it doesnt really roll off the tongue but i feel like (if firestar takes him in and we got a redemption arc) frostthaw would be cute#too bad those two ts together make me lose my freaking mind#i feel like the ones that reference his size wouldve been his assigned name if he was taken in after tigerpaws attack or born into the clan#warrior cats#wc#scourge#polls
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It's him, actually
#specifically this era#if solo leveling released earlier he wouldve been the face of nightcore during 2013#solo leveling#sung jin woo#born to preform forced to fight god like monsters
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hot take but if you genuinely think a character wouldn't know how to use a phone like a boomer please ensure they are at least close to boomer age first
#im once again thinking abt people acting like price is decrepit like his ass isnt ONLY 38 YEARS OLD#KÖNIG IS (HIGHLY LIKELY) OLDER AND SO MANY PEOPLE BABY HIM . IK PRICE HAS DAD VIBES BUT THEY ARENT THAT BAD OK#deadass if price had me as his child then he wouldve been 19 when i was born. aka my current age.#hes just barely old enough to be my dad and he wouldve been a teen dad at that#that man is NOT OLD !!!!!!!!!! HE KNOWS HOW TO USE A PHOOOOOONE#dialogue
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soubi really would've excelled the most at being one of those antisocial pet painters that never socialize or hang out with people but is kept under the employ of some rich guy who just really likes his art. that's soubi's dream job.
#he couldve been an amazing renaissance painter#instead he was born 100 years too late for that and about 15 years too early to make it as online as a furry artist#i genuinely can't see him doing well at any sort of organized usual employment ok#as a lazy engineer i do think he could do well at being a shut in engineer (like everyone i work with) but i dont think he wouldve liked it#do any of us really like it though. do we.
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oh god. in a perfect world he would have been one of them
#i still think i prefer the movie but the elaboration on gallaghers character and the fact that he was born post breakdown LIKE THE KIDS is.#so fucking. AUGHHHHHGHGGGHHH IN A PERFECT WORLD HE WOULDVE BEEN ONE OF THEM!!! I DONT WANT TO HURT YOU!!!#poison.txt#.jpg#the girl with all the gifts
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Everyone wish Tom Lehrer a happy 96th birthday!
I love this guy
#tom lehrer#fun fact about me: when im struggling to pay attention in a lesson#like a history lesson or just any lesson with a date in it#i will try and calculate how old tom lehrer wouldve been in so-and-so year#or how long it would be till he was born#since it's mostly modern history he was usually alive
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theres something about the way that dean was only a candidate for the righteous man that drives me insane. cas tells him they thought it was john... what does it all mean??
#and alastair says john never broke which idk if i believe i dont think we can take alastairs word for it but also#'i find that demons tell the truth more often'#<- completely paraphrased from born under a bad sign from when jo asks about what meg said about john#and can we even trust cas here??? maybe he was just negging dean lol#like especially in contrast to how ruby said it hadddd to be sam...#anyway they shouldve brought john back instead of adam#if sam had gotten trapped in hell with the devil and their dad???#literally imagine the falllout for dean#he wouldve started digging where the opening to the cage had been#he wouldve kept going until bobby or cas dragged him away and his nails were broken and bloody#it wouldve been so good#everyone he has ever known or loved is gone and he knows without a doubt they are suffering
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Headcanon that after Hezekiah Wakely had a chronic pain disorder and after he stopped drinking, the only thing that helped his pain was the pressure of the Buried
#not entirely sure if i articulated what i wanted to say correctly#but you get my point#also not sure which chronic pain disorder he would have bc i dont know too much about chronic pain disorders#but if someone would like to decide that for me you are welcome to!!#ive said it once and i'll say it again#if hezekiah wakely was just born 200 years later he wouldve been fine#man wouldve killed for a weighted blanket and compression socks and tbh thats real of him#does anyone else even care abt him#please tell me other ppl care abt him hes everything to me#hezekiah wakely#the magnus archives#tma#shut up mori
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Trying to piece together when a vampire oc wouldve been born so they can grow up in a specific time feels like I'm frantically obsessing over a conspiracy board, red string and everything
#doc rambles#he wouldve had to have been born THEN so he could be a teen during THIS#now triple check that doesnt interfear with him being turned during this specific time#and double check that this particular trend was on the rise right after he turns so he can imprint on it like a baby bird#and make it his whole personality for the rest of time
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love (hate) when im Thinking about my childhhod and im like "yeah it was pretty normal and good ithink" and then i fuckingg Rember
#like oh that one wasnt very good !#personal#<- ish#<- but boy are these tags about to be#this is about the time i didnt respond to my dad's text when i was in the middle of a highschool tour with my sibling#(<- they came with cause why the hell not)#and on the drive back home he went on this rant about how we dont know what money's worth (completely unrelated !)#and he literally told us To Our Faces that it wouldve been better if we werent born ! like sir whose fault is that one !!#and theres definitely more but for once im thankful for my head blocking shit out of my memories#and how hed yell at me for making Basic Fucking MIstakes (once when i was EIGHT i spilt water down the stairs and#he yelled at me for .i forgot how long but too fukcing long#and made me get him to bring my cups downstairs for a month after and then he forgot and yelled at me AGAIN#for asking him to bring my cup down AFTER TELLING ME I HAD TO#and so so much more like . the yelling got so bad that when i twisted my ankle#(only real ones remember)#i was scared of telling him cause i KNEW he'd be like 'do you have any clue how much the doctor's gonna cost blah blah'#and i just . didnt tell him#we used to have money issues and he'd always make me feel like shit for asking for anything that costed money ever#so i just didnt tell him when i was sick or injured or when i needed something cause he would get mad at ME like . hello#AnyWay ! so yeah thats the rundown of some of my severe trauma that still affects me to this day
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