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I dare you to draw moon burning down their kitchen (he was trying to cook)
Yeah I don’t think he only burnt down the kitchen
#tsams#the sun and moon show#the sun and moon show fanart#shitpost#tsams old moon#crescent answers#he was trying to cook water#art requests#I took away Moon’s hat star privileges in the second doodle#he only deserves 1#crescent's art
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Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.
(poll results here for context)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#bonus comic#The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose#and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself.#though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad.#Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen.#crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all).#Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found.#He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions.#This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone.#lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock.#he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings.#Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there.#Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies.#Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.
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A hat under waters: Studio of dead bird shores!
The directors are some of the most difficult to draw for me... gotta practice
...Well, you know what's next, I know what's next, I think we all know what's next ;)
#oh yeah and to that one person who wanted conductor to be blue: apologies he's kinda pink now is that okay#yart#a hat in time#ahit#ahit au#a hat under waters#ahuw#ahit dj grooves#ahit conductor#next chapter might take a while because of all the stuff I want to try drawing from it#so gonna be cooking for a while
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duke, heading into the kitchen:
doug, watching from the couch as the kitchen suddenly starts lighting up like someone is arc welding in there:
duke, walking out with a steaming mug of tea:
doug, turning to elaine who is doing a sudoku with her legs thrown over his lap: "your son-"
elaine, raising an eyebrow: "My son?"
doug: "He's your son when he does something freaky."
#duke thomas#doug thomas#elaine thomas#batfam#bread talk#i just saw that tea post get circulated as batfam members and i was thinking about microwaves#microwaves are a type of electromagnetic radiation and therefore fall under duke's power set#reminder that not only can duke melt your dna he can also cook u like a hot dog#light powers are so fucking cool#anyway point being i want duke to try to fucking boil water with his powers#he doesn't put the cup noodles in the microwave anymore because he Is the microwave#this will probably also work its way into the wip im writing rn
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never let this man be within a 5-mile radius in a kitchen again
tbh I’ve almost done the same thing hbu ?
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#hedgehog#tails the fox#miles tails prower#tails#water#sonic can’t cook#for shit#he was trying to make#ramen#but forgot about it#tails is minding his business in his lab
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Had a weird Hollow Knight-related dream a couple days ago, so I decided to draw a major scene I remembered from it dgsgshf
More context will be in the tags, for those interested!
#hollow knight#little ghost#hk ghost#the knight#hk hornet#hornet#alright. as of writing these tags it's been a week since the original dream so! let's see what i remember dgsgsgf#i was playing a game. which was a sequel to hollow knight ((Not silksong though))#there was some new sort of divine infection in hallownest and hornet had asked ghost to investigate it. they ended the last one after all!#the red glowy spike gate thingy is what you jumped into to enter the 'infected' areas#though it actually led directly to a hub world type of place. which was kinda like an expanded base for the grimm troupe?#more like an entire lair instead of a camp. also some greek gods were there for some reason lmao. they had their own special rooms too#so sidenote but- new headcanon that there are grimm troupe members named ares athena artemis &... venus lmao. not aphrodite for some reason#also monomon was there?? i think??? except she was cooking????? she had a sidequest to deliver something to someone though i dunno hdgfhdgh#i remember going back to the grimm troupe lair a couple times throughout my 'playthrough'#anyway. the 'infection' this time around was more of a glitchy physical corruption thing? rather than a mind corruption.#though there were still aggressive enemies to fight. but i remember getting a map from cornifer early on and he was. probably infected#i think part of his body was covered in electricity or something? so he wasn't fully visible? but he was still acting normally#there was also a moth who was the seer but then later wasn't the seer (but was still the same moth) dghgdhf. i delivered stuff to her#that glowing white wall thing in the drawing was like a one-way gate. you could only cross it from the other side and ghost came from there#i guess things looped back up somehow i dunno ghdgfhgf#anyway. ghost's red eyes. those are significant! those happened while i was walking through a corridor. it had pools of shallow water#(shallow enough to just walk through) and also creatures that were lightseeds but red.the implication was that they were full of Blood lmao#and as i went along killing them--as one does--as i walked through the hall. they started turning the water red too#there was also narration about this as it was happening ashdgsf. specifically the narrator said the water turned red before it actually did#ghost's eyes slowly turned red too. but aside from that they were fine! since. they're the player character and the player is perfectly fin#BUT. when they encountered hornet again. she thought they were infected. and that she lost the only family she had left </3#she didn't attack though. instead she just jumped into the red spike gate without a word. decided to try to fix everything herself#but eventually you'd encounter her again down below and she'd fight you. didn't actually get to that in the dream though#aand i'm out of tags </3 i wanted to talk about what i'd do to make this make more sense as an au or something now that i'm awake but. :c
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just found out that instead of my mom my fucking shitass dad is coming home FOR A WEEK
#ugh i really want to kill someone rn im so mad#why can't he just fucking leave us alone#i know he used to be home 24/7/365 days just a year ago but istg it took us no time to adjust to life without him#now he comes home for like 2 days and my blood starts to boil i can't bear him he's so fucking irritating and interfering#mom coming home would have been relaxing finally burden free after 15 days#now the burden will be double tripled he's such a fucking lazy slob he can't even get his own glass of water#and he'll sleep in our room because it has ac UGHHHHHHHJHH it's so yuck i won't have a minute to myself and my mental health will decline#even MORE than it already has like if that's even possible#and he doesn't take his fucking meds so he's all weak and sick and lazy and he expects us to coddle him#well you know what fuck him im not even going to pretend to be happy that he's here or be nice to him and try to make him feel welcome#he broke this family up and it's going to stay broken up forever so fuck himmmm#and i have a freaking 750 ml bottle of vodka lying in my dresser what the fuck do i do with it now huh?????#it's only like 1/4th empty 3/4th is still full#and it's my sisters birthday on 26th and they'll both be here ugh i was sooo looking forward to actually celebrating with her#now she'll feel miserable and horrible and it'll be JUST like every other birthday she's spent at home#fucking grand#ugh god i sooo do not want to cook dinner for 4 people im so sick of this#and he isn't even satisfied with dinner he fucking eats like 4 times a day he wants a hot breakfast and lunch and evening snack and dinner#man i hope something happens to him and he isn't able to come🙏🙏 god if you're real 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Imagine you have to set up yakumo's enclosure for the next couple months. How do you set it up and what do you put in there?
oh NO.! THE PROPPHECY HAS BEenm FUFILLED
i am standing in my room, leggies rooted to the floor. i am in shock .frozen and i have no idea how to proceed. there is a perpetual pathetically sobbing serpent under my blankie.
#stares at the camera and stage whispers#i can't be responsible for another living creature. i can't. or . er. i can. but I SHOULDN'T#i'll have to suppress every violent urge in my body to keep this thing alive for several months#i CANNOT fling him out the window. i WILL NOT grab his entire face and squeeze. I SHALL NOT chew on his tail.#now i'm reminded of that post where it's a pretty princess cage on the floor and comments go [that aint big enough for a dog]#and OP is all [it's not FOR a dog 😀]#yeah. that's me right now imagining a full grown yakumo in a cage by my bedside#SO FOR EASE OF MY IMAGINATION AND TO increase yaku's chance of surviving these next months#i'm going to try real hard to imagine him exclusively in pocket snake form (scrunches up my face in valiant effort)#his enclosure (crib?!?!) is flanked on all sides by eiden plushies#since yaku is an adult there is a smaller chance of him suffocating on eiden in his sleep. wait. actually#arranges the eiden walls to give some pockets of air. i don't trust him. he WILL suffocate on eiden given the opportunity#he gets one of those tiny dollhouse cooking sets for enrichment LOL#or i'll give him a bunch of those make-your-own gummy kits with elaborate setups and tiny egg gummies#crying yaku is the excuse i need to finally get a humidifier#i can survive not misting myself.. usually... but yaku will cry himself into dehydration. it's misting time#he gets an entire alcove closed off in the corner with his basic needs met. i cannot perceive#he can lurk in privacy as much as he wants. there are at least TWO hot rocks in there with garukaru's faces painted on em#there is a duplicate open-space alcove next to it for when he actually wants something from me LOL#is he a free range snake? can i take him to a bunch of restaurants and shove food into my sleeve for him? he wants to sample the delights..#tempted to put a bell on him just so if he gets loose in the basement i'll know to fish him out#but he's pretty cautious... he won't get into any fatal situations in the house right? ...does he know how to swim?!#at least one day is reserved for testing yaku's swimming capabilities.#he is going into the bathtub while it has a film of water. gonna test his traction. i hope i won't get panic-strangled#asks
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Leek and Potato Soup
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So bit random but I really like this soup (just made/ate it again) and I thought I would share just in case anyone else wants to give it a try!
The most tedious part is washing the leeks but it's worth it imo.
Written recipe: https://www.food.com/recipe/potage-parmentier-potato-leek-soup-julia-child-270731
This guy makes some pretty fun cooking videos, too!
#yunmusings#leek and potato soup#recipes#julia child#anti-chef#is the name of the channel#but actually he's trying to learn and make diff recipes from chefs#I don't cook a lot and if I cook it kinda needs to be simple and tasty and this fits the bill#I would recommend using an immersion blender if you have one but you can also mash with a fork it says#I don't even measure the leek and potatoes or water now#I just cut up the leeks and add potatoes about the same or a bit more and add water to cover and a tablespoon of salt#would rec adding pepper too#you can mix all of this up in different ways and add other things too#oh and I do butter and not cream so far#Youtube
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somehow these current roommates we have are the worst that ive known yet and last semester we literally had a girl who smoked cigs IN her bedroom. list of grievances below lol
#first of all they turn all the lights on all the time. the other day i was hanging out in the living room w one light on bc it was light#enough outside thru the windows and one of them walked in and flipped another light on automatically. then walked through#the living room right to her bedroom... girl youre not even using this room and i was clearly fine with the light level??#they always have all 3 kitchen lights on when they cook and dont turn them off plus none of them have lamps#they all use the Big LED Ceiling Light in their bedrooms which is baffling to us#they dont know how to organize the kitchen and they took up so many of the cabinets with bullshit. like 3 pans here a few plates there#we have like 4 cabinets worth of food and even more of pots and pans and shit bc this is everything we own#and we cant afford to use disposable everything like some of them do#theyre always leaving the fridge open while they cook too and i have to physically hold myself back from becoming my mom#and yelling at them to close the fridge when theyre not actively getting smth out of it!! like theyll stand there cooking and have it open#for 2 minutes straight#theres only room for one water filter pitcher in the fridge and one of them brought a big one which is nice but theyre always forgetting to#refill it which defeats the purpose of even having it#and they always somehow start cooking right when we decide we need to eat#one of them sent this long sort of condescending post abt ants and how it stresses him out when the kitchen is messy so we all need to clean#more and try harder to keep ants away as if 1) ants care at all abt dishes in the sink or stains on the stove and 2) as if the ants will#stop coming around if theres no food out in this building where there are notoriously always ants even on the 4th floor#(we are ground floor this time) and 3) as if he isn't one of the people leaving food around and not taking the trash out#nobody responded to it in the groupchat lmao bc he sounds like a fucking cop!! and is dating an rotc guy??? and also is a streamer or just#likes to play games on vc with friends bc hes always very loudly doing that#but obviously we have sex all the time so we're at a sort of loud noise stalemate where neither of us can complain abt the other#to be clear this is in no way the absolute worst situation theyre nice enough people and havent reported us for anything (they both work for#student housing -_-) and generally things go okay in the apartment#but like. ive never been this annoyed this often with any other roommates#ALSO someone spilled soy sauce all over our designated level of the fridge door where we had all our little bottles of stuff#but also a carton a Paper Carton of milk and a pack of butter standing upright which soaked up the soy sauce and for several days#even after id cleaned the bottom of the carton the best i could i swore it tasted like soy sauce from it soaking into the bottom or smth#but it's still all over everything in there bc it was so much it like. pooled in there and splattered on everything#like. u see that happen u clean it up wtf.??#anyway i just felt like i needed to complain and see if im being silly or if these things really are so annoying
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"Curious question...would you be interested in actually learnin'hiw ta cook?"
@kiss-thiss-niss
//Can save this for later or something if you want I just got a funny urge for a thread of Arackniss teaching someone he loves how to cook//
@kiss-thiss-niss
"You want to teach me to cook?" He had tried to learn a few times but everything always tasted weird cooked and even when Alastor tried to teach him on one of his rare occasions he had patience with him, Astor had melted a spatula and burned the eggs. Alastors patience had worn off real fast after that.
"I uh- I don't know..." He didn't want Arackniss to get annoyed with him the same way Alastor had or the Princess even when the kitchen needed to be remodeled again. He'd probably set the hotel kitchen on fire more times then he can count on both hands and it was always the worst when he wasn't trying to do it.
"Are you sure?" He didn't have to cook for himself but he did think it would be nice to actually cook something someone else would like or could at least stomach because his only successful cooking experiences were malicious pranks that weren't meant to be good.
#astor the sasster#ask starters#kiss thiss niss#arackniss#i will gladly write a thread with Niss trying to teach Astor to cook#but for reasons Astor is incapable of learning how to cook he is forever cursed to set water on fire lol#but that doesn't mean he won't try or enjoy it
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We lack madara with a mustache
#asks#bruh i have been so uncreative feeling recently.#like i have been drawing but everything feels really blah recently#i found an abandoned bearded dragon outside of my house on sunday#and the poor fella was in terrible shape.#yesterday i took him to the vet and the doctor suggested i euthanize him because his injuries were truly horrendous#and i cried so hard and the vet was sad and the nurse was sad and i was sad#i gave the lizard a safe space in my garden to exist peacefully the day/night i found him#and he ate 3 crickets and drank some water#on the drive to the vet clinic he was really curious and more active than id observed him ever before#who abandons an animal like that? in this heat? like he was literally just on the curb in front of my house.#but i loved that lizard.#RIP iroh#ill try to start posting asks and drawing more but the lizard saga plus life stuff has been draining#when i get home from work i feel completely drained. its so fucking hot here. it feels like 120f and im cooking in that sunlight bruh#oh also the family dog passed away last month. no more animal deaths 2023 pls
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last week's lab was so incredibly short and simple that i'm, like, staring at my lab notebook notes like, "is this it? is this really it?" because the experimental section of the report is literally 221 words and three paragraphs long.
#we made an ester but my only notes on the scent are 'crude product has rather strong unpleasant smell'#and 'washing glassware with water --> smells like almond jello'#like not even regular almonds it smelled Specifically like the almond jello from the mix you get at the asian grocery store#i'm also sensitive to strong scents so i also was like. deliberately trying not to smell things too closely#it's kind of funny bc i was also like. the first person in the lab to identify the smell they were like 'hey hua smell this'#n i was like 'ohhh that's familiar' n they were like 'i know right??' n we were like. but what could it be.#somehow i unlocked those memories of cooking as a child n i was like 'ohmygod *almond jello*' n they were like 'OMG YOU'RE RIGHT'#花話#anyway i also found a spectra database that is Not wiley spectrabase#(by which i mean that i went poking around the resources the prof has posted on the canvas n saw he linked to one)#so this means i can finally do those hnmr and cnmr spectra analyses! holy fuck!!#wiley spectrabase is my archest of archenemies because it doesn't!! let me see the spectra!!!!!!!!!!!#n like i Tried to go digging around for others but although i know of Some ways to find obscure but reliable data sites#i just Could Not find any others bc modern search engines are shiet#(but also it's kind of on me for not poking around the canvas a bit more myself lol)
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Me and my brother playing survival games is a treat
Me, all time no matter what: can I farm? I want to grow things. I want to make a farm
My brother: I'm going to build haha. Oh shit I'm starving to death?
#miranda talking shit#Also me each time: hi. I made food. I'm throwing food on the ground for you#We are playing project zomboid and he's just like.... OK how do I become an mechanic? I need to maintain our cars#Me: BROOO I FOUND A WATERING CAN IM PLANTING POTATOES#I just make us stir fries with anything I find and lay in our kitchen base floor for us#Also he started wanting to use guns. Did so for a while and didn't like it. Meanwhile I'm like.... Walking around with my gun and 100 ammo#I'm blasting away. I'm planting potatoes cooking and shooting zombies yeeehaw#Also as always in coop games. Everyone I play with just dump their stuff in a box and I cry and try to organize#PLEASE WE KEEP GUNS UNDER THE SINK! THIS ISN'T RIGHT#Jack
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I think I got a good question. What does the gorilla gang do when they have they apartment for themselves? Like if johnny is not around. I know from sing 1 that Stan files his nails like the fresh out of jail uncle that he is 💅🏽 but does the rest do? maybe they gossip? about ex crime?
This is an awesome question, thanks so much for the ask! I hope you enjoy!
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Stan (other than doing his nails): Mainly watches Premier League (soccer) matches or really obscure old movies and critiques them out loud. He also sometimes spars or boxes with Marcus.
Barry: Loves to read and spends most of his free time with his nose buried in a book, typically mystery or thrillers, and throwing popcorn at Stan's head when he gets too loud. He also is studying to finally get his doctorate after he had to quit his last program to move to the US.
Marcus: Actually is a certified mechanic and has been for years, he enjoys working on cars and does that a lot. He also cooks for everyone and spends a fair portion of his day doing so. Marcus does also boxes/spars with Stan on occasion too.
#sing#sing 2#sing marcus#sing big daddy#sing stan#sing barry#marcus is the only one out of the gang who is a decent cook#stan's burned water before#the amount of popcorn that's always on the floor after stan and barry are over is shocking#barry's getting a degree in cybersecurity#he's just trying to study
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Absolutely fucking love when the crabs sit in their corner and look like they're watching TV
Can't prove that they certainly are or not, but they seem to like cartoons. I imagine bc the colors are more vibrant and interesting to a tiny crab's eyes
#marquilla#scupa was sitting on the wheel watching TV sggdgdgd i like when he perches on the climbing stick like he's trying to get a better view#cartoons and cooking shows are what seem to catch their attention the most. like cartoons i get but cooking shows huh sgdgdgd#the party boys: we can have dreams you know!! maybe we wanna be chefs?! you don't know!#i did show Speedy the Shiny video from moana and he sat there for a little more than half of it just looking agdggdgdg he was like 🧐🤔#then he got bored and walked away like eh these color things aren't interesting me anymore im gonna go throw the tube in the water now
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