#he was so Boyf at fins

[everythingdenied]

im just going to drop this here and dip I CANT BELIEVE I WITNESSED THIS W MY OWN TWO EYES (pls ignore my screaming xx)

[xamaxenta]

ITS TIME FOR EGGS

Ace gets really antsy for like a week and Marco is really confused but enjoying the show he’s getting every day from his new fish boyf. All the pretty colorful scales that are somehow even more vibrant then normal and the light show he gets to see every night now that he’s started to camp out on the beach. Sure ace is eating Marco out of house and wallet but surfer mans got that first place prize money he can take it for all the cuddling he’s getting. Ace hasn’t spent an hour not wrapped bodily around Marco in days and Marco is really coming to love the silky texture of soft scales and how smooth aces fins are when he’s all relaxed and non pointy.

Then in the middle of one cuddle session when ace is buring his face into Marcos shoulder there’s a sharp sting of pain as needle teeth are sunk deep into his skin and ace is lapping up the blood like the predator he is. And sure Marco is shocked at first but it’s not that bad of a feeling and he’s quickly brought into the mood by borderline singing crooning of a hot and bothered siren bodily rubbing against him.

I think in this scenario I’d like Marco to be on the receiving side of the eggs as though he happily spends the night fucking into aces tight slick slit filling the writhing siren with cum long after he should’ve tapped out, helped along by song like wails that set his blood on fire inside him, the real fun comes when ace is satisfied with his work and turns the tables.

Marco spends dawn letting out pleasured stunned gasps as ace pushes egg after egg into him pinned in place by a heavy tail and the paralyzing sensation of too much too good until he passes out head kept aloft and out of the water by aces gentle hands as the siren keeps going until he’s empty of the eggs weight regardless. 

Ace will have to explain everything when he wakes up but right now he’s too busy curling bodily around his plumped up boyfriend taloned hand resting so gently over Marcos stomach

Bonus: aces dick is not so much built for thrusting then for writhing and is kinda prehensile, he uses this fact and his in the moment discovery of the prostate to send Marco completely incoherent. This mer dick also has a lot of nice scale ridges on it. The eggs are soft shelled and malleable but grow inside Marco slightly which makes getting them out… a lot~ Yes ace does use his song to keep Marco going longer then should be possible and also his bite has a bit of an aphrodisiac Marco is not complaining. Those teeth marks are gonna scar but plus side is no siren is gonna touch Marco ever those marks are a threat and a promise. 

I dont even need to add my own thoughts to this because its already perfect, the aphrodisiac bite, his super vibrant scales and his song!!! Ace utilising his voice to keep Marco hot and wanting ooooh hell yeah you know im rubbing my nasty lil fly paws together like good shit good shit

I like to imagine Ace’s scales showcase a new pattern during this season cutting through his sunset fire colours is a bright poisonous ripple of turquoise and blue in like tiger like stripes, these showcase his prime but also so he can preen and flash his lovely scales some more

Ace’s eyes going all slit pupiled and feral is also a lovely concept and pls im … im gonna dig down to the center of the earth your description of his cock/s with the ridges and prehensile ability is sooooo 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 y u m. marco is so lucky

I absolutely enjoy that Marco gets to breed him to get those eggs all ready but then Ace wants to try depositing them as a host concept so Marco agrees and yeah eggs everyone gets to have them

Good fucking shit anon 🍽️

[razzle-zazzle]

ASDFDSFGRDGHFJ OHOHO

Aviva's many stages of "what the fuck. what the fuckkkkkk." as seen in this oneshot for the Dark Sirens AU?

Also, siren refs are (hopefully) on the way >:]]]

[itsthisgirlfanfic]

Chapter 9

Tyler

Last night...really happend. I woke up literally cheesing like a dumb ass. Stephanie’s face while...I just started hysterically laughing. Fuck, I liked her so much. Speaking of Stephanie I was snapped out of my head when a cold draft went through my body.

Looking at the empty spot next to me, I caught the wiff of bacon in the air.

I really hit the jackpot now I thought to myself.

I rolled off the bed fully naked, wondering where my pants were. Shrugging I went to Stephanie’s dresser, opened the second drawer and pulled out a pair of pink shorts. I’m about to look sexy as f.

_

“What are you wearing!?!”, Stephanie looked up from her magazine at the table she sat, eyes opened wide.

“What?”, I asked nonchalantly walking towards the round table. The kitchen wasn’t big but the windows on both the north and south side made it look bright and Stephanie even more fin beautiful.

“WHAT, YOU COOKED ALL DIS FOR ME”, I screamed at her with a weird voice.

She already prepared a plate for me across from her. Pancakes, bacon, and strawberries on the side. It was so gushy.

She took a bite of bacon and looked me up and down. I was shirtless.

“Soooo...”, she said.

“Sooo...”, I replied looking at her smirking. 

She sighed. “Nothing”. The vibration of her cellphone cut the gaze as I started to dig in, surprised the food was still warm.

“Hey! Yeah..yeah...REALLY..”

I continued eating but started smiling with her. I don’t know what the hell she was so excited about...but it’s Stephanie.

“NOW?”, she looked at me and mouthed “omg”. Then she placed her phone on the table.

“Tyler...Laith just told me that Allure magazine picked up my headshots and they want to see me now..well in like 2 hours in LA. They want me to model a spread!!!”

“Ahhhhh that’s so rad Steph!!!!”, then she got up and and kicked her leg over my lap. My hands in the air.

“I’m so happy I could go for a round two, three, maybe a quick four.”, she rubbed my arm.

“Dude but....waffles”, I said, her still in lap and me reaching pass her body to poke my fork in another one.

“Ok, you busy today? Come with!”

“I mean...shit. I mean yeah, today’s cool.”

She kissed me on my cheeks and all over my face and kept kissing me. It was so lame but I couldn’t tell her stop.

Stephanie

“The shoes are two sizes bigger than my actual size”, I said to Zoe as I put my foot in a 4 inch sandal.

“Typical”, Zoe rolled her eyes. “I have tape so you’ll be ok.”

I was in the dressing room provided, or lack there of. It was a simple curtain that was slightly cut off from the actual photo shoot set. The set was simple, and loft like. Exposed brick walls and lamps everywhere.

I was excited, I’ve always wanted something like this. Zoe has been a huge support and the more I’ve been around the more I enjoyed her company.

“They should get started soon, we’re losing peak sunlight, but no one around here thinks that’s important-“, she was cut off from her drag by Tyler’s high energy laugh.

“That’s your boyf huh? He’s a cool dude his music is interesting too”, she smirked as she continued pushing clothes in a rack.

“Yeah... we’re getting there”, a makeup artist began touching up my eyeliner.

As excited as I was that Tyler was there, Aaron was in the back of my mind. I know he’s been cheating on me, I can feel it...but I also realized now I’m a cheater too.

“Damn you look good,” Laith whistled after he popped his head behind the curtain meeting eyes. Laith was a huge help throughout it all. He introduced me to the lead photographer, the director and even the editor of chief who was on the set today. Tyler was loitering on the side. He was super self-efficient as he was chatting with the lead photographer and set director.

“You shouldn’t be here like a groom can’t see his bride the same day as the wedding”, Zoe scoffed, trying to shoo him away. He was persistent.

“So you hungry Steph? I was just talking to Tyrell about-

“It’s Tyler”, I interjected.

“Oh yeah Tyler...about this dope taco spot. “I laughed internally thinking about how Tyler would probably much better prefer Fatburger over any taco spot, but I let Laith have it.

“Oh cool! Yes I’m actually starving I could eat 50.”, I replied.

“Ok, noted, keep that appetite”, Laith laughed.

.Ew. Laith” Zoe giggled and sighed at the same time.

He was just very corny but I couldn't help but think how nice he seems to be.

“Sounds like a plan!”, I responded right after my mouth being closed so the makeup artist could add the lipstick.

Laith winked and then left.

“I’m sorry to break it to you but Laith never behaves this way unless he’s fallen for the girl of his dreams..which happens to be you. Buuutt crap let’s forget I ever said that to you”, Zoe turning slightly red rushed to pick up disregarded clothes and swiftly left the curtained area.

I giggled. What I could I even do with that information?

———

Laith

“I mean have you heard that jazz album he made? It’s gold dude”, Tyler replied to Zoe both of them gloated about their music taste. They seemed to really connect in that way. 

I can’t lie I was also sizing Tyler up. C’mon, I mean look at him and then look at me. There’s no competition when it comes to looks, but how the hell did he pull Stephanie. The other question I thought is how pissed Aaron is going to be when he finds out his girl really moved on to this goofy dude. 

F both of them, I really want her to myself. I looked over at her and she was listening to Zoe and Tyler’s conversation, mostly just glancing at Tyler with so much admiration. It was like she was sprung about his music expertise. She took a bite of her taco.

“How is it?”, I asked her.

“These are soo bomb.”, her mouth was a little full but it was cute. “Excellent choice, I’m sure you must bring all kind of honey’s here Laith”, she laughed.

I turned a little red, I mean this is a ideal date spot for me, but I don’t do this often. If I had it my way it would be Stephanie and I. 

“We could come here as often as you like, it’s right near the studio.”I suggested hoping she would take the bait.

She shrugged and smiled, “I’m down”, she took another bite.

I felt the vibration of my phone and saw it was from Aaron.

“I know where you at nigga and if I see you with her again I’m coming for your head”.

My eyes opened wide as I tried to conceal the message despite only me seeing it.

“Laith you ok?” Zoe asked taking a sip of her drink.

I nervously laughed, “Just my bro sending me crazy things”

I took a sip of my drink and looked over at Stephanie who was laughing at something Tyler whispered in her ear. She has no idea what was really going on, but for some reason it only made me want her more. 

[heavtheange]

Protective!Jeremy rescuing his Merman!Michael boyf from hunters pls. The world needs more Protective!Jeremy and him being a BAMF.

You right! Protective Jeremy is so underrated. Let Michael suffer and then get saved by his boyf, dammit!

Anyways, enjoy the prompt fic.

It was supposed to be a simple trip to the grocery store. Jeremy was supposed to get some PB&J and some Crystal Pepsi for him and his boyfriend. Jeremy was supposed to go to the store, come back to the houseboat where him and his dad moved in a couple of months earlier. Jeremy was supposed to come back to his boyfriend, Michael, who happened to be a mermaid that lived in the lake that he and his dad parked their house boat. Jeremy and Michael were supposed to eat PB&J and drink Crystal Pepsi while cuddling in the water and watching the beautiful sunset What was not supposed to happen was Jeremy to find Michael being tied up by a fishing net and getting hauled off into another boat by a couple of shady looking sailors.

Jeremy could confirm that this was not part of the plan.

The boy immediately threw the food onto the houseboat dock and hid behind the boat’s rails, wanting to see more of what was going on. He could see Michael struggling against the nets which were tied around his wrists, upper arms, and tail fins. He looked pale from what Jeremy could see, most definitely due to the lack of saltwater in his little neck fins. Jeremy had to resist the urge not to sob at the sight right then and there.

The mermaid was started to go limp when the sailors threw Michael into a very very small container of saltwater, a container that was able to make Michael breathe, but was way too small for Michael to even move an inch. Before he knew it, the lid of the container closed in on him, practically squishing Michael inside the container. Michael tried moving, but he couldn’t, and the sailors didn't even give a single fuck about him.

Jeremy couldn’t let his lover suffer like this.

The human sneakily dropped into the water, with only his regular clothes and flippers on him. Michael taught him swimming lessons on how to swim faster, so he used those lessons to his advantage. He swiftly moved himself through the water and near the metal ladder of the hunter’s boat. Jeremy jumped onto the ladder, slowly and silently sneaking up.

Then the boat started moving.

The boat started moving so fast and suddenly that Jeremy had to cling onto the ladder to not fall off. The power of the engine splashing salt water all over his body. He tried waiting for the boat to slow down somehow, but it didn’t, and soon his houseboat was nowhere to be seen. Jeremy didn’t care, he only cared about Michael’s safety. The human struggled to get up the ladder.

Jeremy eventually made it up, and once he did he and Michael locked eyes. Michael’s face looked like he had been crying for a long time now (which Jeremy was still trying to figure out how mermaid’s cry, but it was unimportant). The mermaid looked extremely relieved that his lover arrived, but he still looked like he was in a lot of pain due to the tight ropes around his body.

The sailors started noticing that Jeremy climbed up the boat and the human knew that he had to hurry. He immediately went over to the container and ripped off the lid, letting Michael have more room. Suddenly, the hunters appeared and saw the two of them. The two just so happened to have knives on them, go figure.

Now, Jeremy would’ve wanted to fight them off in an entire Matrix fight sequence, get them arrested, put Michael in his arms in a bridal style and look heroic and muscular while the sunrise glowed behind him and the wind blew into his long and silky hair. But, the nerd realized that this was reality and just took Michael into his arms and jumped in the water.

Once they were in the water and Michael was finally able to breathe properly again, Jeremy untied the nets on Michael’s body, tail fins, and wrists. Jeremy winced once he saw the bloody marks Michael was left with due to the ropes being so tight. How the fuck were these things legal again?

The boat stopped behind them and Michael wasted no time in taking Jeremy’s hand and swimming away as fast as they could. They swam and swam, occasionally letting Jeremy catch a breath from the salty lake water, until they finally reached the docks. They both hid under the wood boards and took a breath. Jeremy and Michael looked into each other’s eyes and just looked at each other for a couple of silent yet peaceful moments. Michael’s eyes got wetter and wetter each second, and eventually he started turning into a crying mess, who Jeremy immediately took into his arms.

The mermaid cried into his hero’s shoulder, shakily whispering ‘thank you’ and ‘I love you’ every couple of seconds. The human just held him close, not wanting for his lover to leave his side.

After a long while of crying, the duo eventually went back to their plans, watching the sunset while eating PB&J and drinking Crystal Pepsi. However, instead of doing it near the houseboat, they were doing it under the docks, not wanting for the hunters to find them again. Jeremy and Michael would sometimes kiss each other, Jeremy could always taste the salt on Michael’s lips, but he didn’t mind

The two of them were there, watching the sunset together, like they were supposed to.

[stevenstamkos]

1/2what does Matt do when he finds out his little baby mitchy (ok not a baby, but Matt loves him a lot and he's been through so much so he's kinda protective of him) is dating (and uh, other stuff) his rookie teammate Auston Matthews. They see each other at the family skate and Matt introduces his son. Mitch new his dad played with Austin but Austin is like ???? WHAT? Because his Boyf is the son of the guy who's paid to beat the shit outta people. Out side he keeps his chillTM is is like "uh hi"

2/2 Mitch just smiles back at auston as Matt puts an arm around his shoulders and takes him to put his skates on. Even though he’s capable of tying his own skates, Mitch makes Matt tie them because he’s still a brat. Auston is watching Mitch skate the entire time and almost trips over someone’s tiny child. Mitch is also watching Auston and eventually catches his eye, nodding toward the hallway where the locker rooms are. Auston follows him when no one is looking (this is gonna have a pt3 sorry)

3/2 they go into the empty maple leafs locker room and Mitch pushes Auston into his stall and climbs onto his lap and kisses him. Auston lets Mitch push into his mouth and puts his hands on his ass. He pulls back “why didn’t you tell me Matt is your dad? He’s gonna kill me” Mitch just laughs “it never came up. And no he’s not.” They go back to kissing only looking up at the sound of the door opening to see Matt standing right there “we uh, need to go now mitchy” and he’s not mad really

4/2 just surprised because his baby and Auston Matthews? It’s a lot to process. They’re quiet on the ride home, Mitch asking quietly “are you mad?” “No honey, I’m just surprised…. So, you like him?” Matt knows Auston is a good kid. “Yeah. A lot.” They don’t talk about it again until practice the next day when Matt pulls Auston aside and gives him the talk about what will happen if he he hurts Mitch but Matt makes sure to tell him he trusts him too. mitch laughs his ass off when he tells him FIN

Listen friend I hope you know you pretty much wrote the entire fic like sglksmlg I don’t know what to add about Mitch and Auston lmao but !!!!!!!!!!

Okay so Matt is very fond of Auston so he doesn’t quite give him the shovel talk (yet), he’s patient and waiting to see what’s gonna come of it. And Mitch is obviously so so happy with Auston that Matt is glad they’re together, because it’s like Happiness: two for the price of one. It’s still a little weird though to find Auston guiltily sitting on Mitch’s bed sometimes when Matt goes upstairs to tell Mitch is dinner is ready.