#he was ooc I SWEAR!!!!

[nightbeamed]

kai my boo boo keys

[runraerun]

The softest Harringrove brain worm that’s ever invaded my head where Billy is the sole guardian of his little step-sister Max. (very little, like 6 years old little. And Billy is 25ish, so it’s a big enough age gap where everyone naturally assumes he’s just a single dad.) And Steve is the host of a dorky yet successful kids tv show called Mr H’s Treehouse (think Mr. Rogers) that Max is OBSESSED with.

She makes Billy watch it with her every single evening, like clockwork. Now, Billy would never admit this, not even with a fucking gun to his head—but he kind of starts to look forward to watching it with her. But it isn’t his fault! The host is, pardon his French, fucking hot as shit.

So every night he gets home from work, drops whatever take-out garbage he got for them onto their TV dinner trays, and parks himself in front of the idiot box while Mr. H from Mr. H’s Treehouse comes on and teaches him and Max about the power of friendship and sharing and eating vegetables or whatever the hell else he’s on about that week. It’s stupid, but it kind of becomes cathartic. Like Billy can just shut his brain off and stuff his face and watch the bright colors and listen to the gentle music and let the stresses of his life fade away—at least for that half-hour anyway. The fact that Mr. H has an ass Billy could bounce a quarter off of… well, it doesn’t hurt.

But what happens when there’s a meet and greet/Story-Time being hosted at Max’s elementary school? Well, Billy’s not a complete douchebag, so of course he has to take her! It has nothing to do with the fact that he also maybe wants to meet this tv host who’s all soft sweaters and pretty brown eyes that Billy’s maybe been fantasizing about for the past year and a half. That’s not it! He’s here for his nerdy little twerp step-sister, nothing more.

(Spoiler, it’s something more.)

[oh23]

Jon: ok so what are we doing for halloween

Damian: I have the perfect idea

Jon: Already??

Damian: Yes. So

Jon: Tell me tell me tell me

Damian: I'm gonna be Nightwing -

Jon: OH wo-

Damian: And you're gonna be a bitch.

Jon: -AHT THE FUCK DAMI?????????

[thedemises]

. . . SAVE A HORSE, GO ON A RIDE WITH THE COWBOY! featuring boothill!

notes! . . . y'know the phrase, “save a horse, ride the cowboy”? well, I decided to-do something about it with boothill... except it's sfw and more like “save a horse, ride with the cowboy” cuz i dont do nsfw here >:/. god give me acceptance for how boothill is so ooc here- 😭😭 idnk how to write his character properly, and does he even have a horse?? I don't remember seeing a horse when his character and banner got leaked, so let's just pretend he does have one for the sake of K'hailreigh for this plot. 💀

imagine returning the horse boothill had been searching for all day after it got the chance to escape through the tall fences the moment they were opened, his eyes widen at the sight of his companion with you guiding alongside it. normally, his horse wouldn't follow after someone else's orders other than him... and it behaves pretty feisty and rough with people who isn't him.

boothill is relieved to see that his trusty horse hadn't been injured, briefly thanking you as he goes over to fuss over his stallion. you can't help your gaze wandering and examining his figure, in awe of the metallic and cyborg parts of the cowboy in front of you. sure you might've seen people having artificial and metal parts attached to them, but this man right here just plainly looks like a robot if it weren't for his humanly head.

boothill notices you eyeing every inch of him, glancing from the lasso that hangs at his hips to the pistols to his arms and to his legs. he glares a wolfishly smile at you, baring the shark-like teeth that you gaze in short surprise at, and asks in a teasingly tone, “like what you see, darlin'?”, observing how you blink owlishly at him. but then, he's becomes sort of surprised when you nod your head and confirm that—yes, you like his appearance and how the color scheme matches altogether, while indirectly  commenting how he's a good-looking cowboy.

boothill, after his turn of blinking at you, grins and narrows his eyes with an intrigued look in them; amused by you and how you don't seem in the slightest.. nervous or terrified in his presence. you perked the cyborg's interest.

finishing the small talk with the man, you mention that you'll be needing to go somewhere for an errand and boothill takes the opportunity to offer a ride there on his horse—as a thanks for retrieving his horse, taking in your surprised expression with a grin as he ends the sentence with a “darlin'”. he insists, even if you refuse, so you decide that it'll be quicker to go in a horse ride with the cowboy than rather walking by foot as you were given no other choice.

with boothill's assistance, you were boosted onto the horse and instructed by him to hold on as he looks back at you, flashing a toothy grin and a finger tilting his hat just slightly for a short moment before you and him rode off towards where you were needed to be at with his horse. startled by the increasing speed his horse was going, you instinctively grasp onto the cyborg cowboy's built body in order to not fall off during the ride accidentally—boothill grins at your expression, his laughter going with the wind, “better hol' on tight for now, sweetheart. this'll be a rough ride! i'll get ya to where yer headin' in no time!”

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[toffeebrews]

doodling the two dragons..

color by @/superyoumna

kin by @/bun-bunmuse

kin is smacking color out of dissociation on the first one

and the other one they're roughhousing for fun cause...he did with other characters why not color? shrug idfk

this is prob in the future when kin a lil more familiar with color? i don't have their dynamic written down all the way yet don't @ me

@howlsofbloodhounds :)

[ask-swansea]

Hey Big Swan, you lost something

- @ask-captain-curly

Oh, thank fuck. Though he was off gettin' himself lost in the vents again. He was supposed to be helpin' me fix the heatin'.

Thanks again, Cap.

(OOC: THAT IS ADORABLE <3!!)

[nothanksjohnny]

Dumbest prefect

Can we just acknowledge how the prefect is just also fucking insane. Like excuse me this guy just tried to kill you why are you asking if he'd like to sleep over.

Your telling me the same man who kidnapped you is the same one you willing go to see score hoops?

Idk but I just need a little more insanely from the prefect for them to be acting like this I'm sobbing. Give me some dark humor or slight guilt pulling

" now shin-jaga I hold you dear but I'm not wearing atrocious sweeter it's hideous"

" i risked my life for you multiple times you owe me."

"....give me the damn sweater"

Like I would be pulling card harder than a reverse card in uno

[necrotic-nephilim]

you mentioned the arrows stealing tim from the bats and i just had the hilarious idea of that + jaytim

poor oliver would lose his mind bc he goes and saves tim from the bats and then tim brings one of them home

put it back tim you don't know where that's been

i'm CRYING this is so funny. it's even funnier given what Jason did to Mia. like of all the morally questionable mob bosses Tim could've dragged home, he had to pick *that one*? Oliver is trying to be supportive of Tim and give Tim more agency than Bruce gave him, bc Oliver worked *hard* to steal this one and he's not going to lose all of the progress he made. and it does seem like Tim's doing *somewhat* of a decent job of making Jason less murdery. and Jason agrees to the rule he'll keep out of the Star City scene, but Gotham's still his fair game. and honestly, that makes Oliver like him just a *little bit* because if he's going to make Bruce's life more difficult, maybe Jason is alright.

it also does *not* help that when Oliver goes to Roy for support bc Roy agrees that Jason is untrustworthy as hell. but Roy is *also* the guy who had a daughter with Chesire, so the best he can do is give Oliver a shrug.

also think it's fun if Tim is sort of tense, expecting Oliver to put his foot down and tell Tim no. like he's not used to a vigilante parental figure who's actually good at the parent part, so it's weird having this level of freedom, esp when he knows Oliver does disapprove. but Oliver lets Tim figure out hs own love life and make his own mistakes, even if he's ranting to Dinah about Jason until two in the morning. it doesn't help that Jason makes no move to try to get along with Oliver. he's just a shit to be a shit. at this point Tim is pretty sure Jason enjoys driving Oliver up a wall more than he enjoys dating Tim. who's to say if it's true.

[rust-berrie]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! shout out to all the shaniacs thinking about this man today

oh my god take it already he looks like he’s about to shit himself

[shousdraws3]

Revenge

[hopefromadoomedtimeline]

Someone take Sparking Zero away from me it's making me want to take up more muses...

[evocatiio]

if chibnall was the one writing this season you lot would be talking VERY differently

[wakkoroni]

MHA Incorrect Quotes/ Scripts: #1

Dabi: join me to take Endeavor down

Shoto: Join you? Weren’t you just trying to kill me?

Dabi: that’s old news. Okay look- Join my side and I promise I won’t kill you and we can take him down once and for all

Shoto: why?

Dabi: because he’s the reason we’re here

Shoto: yeah that’s how birth works

Dabi: no you fucking idiot- god you really are dense sometimes- do you really need me to spell it out for you? Endeavor being a piece of shit ruined our family and holds the title of number one hero-

Shoto: OH you meant that? Yeah sure I’ll join you

Dabi: you don’t want some time to think about it-?

Shoto: I mean not really, it’s just exposing him right? I don’t see the harm in that other than ruining his career

Dabi: um I was thinking more of uh- killing that bitch

Shoto: oh… *intense thinking* yeah I can live with that

Dabi, who didn’t think it’ll be that easy: oh um okay then- let’s get out of there

[blood-orange-juice]

Might as well post it.

A bunch of drabbles about Childe's early years in the Fatui, more or less the same as my usual headcanons but in more lyrical language.

Character study, mild angst. If you've seen it before then no, you haven't. It's been subjected to Edits.

[lilfriezatyrant]

@reptile--queen it was again so much fun to watch with you together 🥺😊 I could not resist with all those screenshots jalkfdjdf was such a good episode 😩

[wrath-of-the-gods-fanboy]

guys is it normal for a grown man that’s 10 years older than me to be giving me cigarettes, need advice 🙏