#he was joking

[thedemon-crowley]

“Let daddy pay for it”

@theangel-aziraphale

[nethhiri]

“Isn’t Cortisol the guy that rescued Law?” - my husband

[user4737283959391918183774]

no fucking way alexi said he should coach the uswnt 😀

[star-dust-shark]

was playing guitar today and the teacher told everyone to strum their E minor chord and my friend yelled "I love minors"

[arcxnumvitae]

It's tough watching other people live your dreams.

[sivavakkiyar]

In her memoir Najla Said mentions coming back to her home after her first year at college very excited about all the new theory she’s picked up, so she starts telling her dad about postmodernism and he says ‘Najla, they say I *invented* postmodernism’

[d0rky-0utfits]

Me when my friend said "I'm gonna snap your neck"

[cheezyratz]

My grandpa walked into the room and saw me watching Miguel O’Hara tiktok edits and said “do I need to call your mom”

[meowww-ffxiv]

Meowdred: Hey I've built a couple distilleries (the machines) on my island and I've been making rum. Here.

Baderon: Aye tastes good. But ye know ye gotta pay tariff on anything alcohol enterin' the Lominsan markets right?

Meowdred: LEGALLY entering the Lominsan markets.

Baderon: 🙄

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[goodluckdetective]

I’ve started playing dnd again and the campaign I’m in has the pitch that we all must be characters from written works. The plot is we got thrown out of our own stories and must find our way back.

I am Hamlet, a warlock who made a pact with his Dad’s ghost (it’s absolutely his Dad’s ghost, he wasn’t tricked at all, ignore the fiend patron type) to get revenge on his Uncle. But this post isn’t about him.

Because our cleric, the one entrusted with keeping the party full of heals, the only person with healing magic, is House MD.

“Wait Iz!” You cry. “House MD is a television show, not written fiction.” You’d be correct. Which is why our cleric House is not from the television show.

He’s from a fan fiction.

It’s as funny as it sounds.

[maccamania]

Has anyone done this yet?

[rovermcfly]

proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.

[as-i-watch]

Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.