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Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#nie mingjue#lan wunian#lan xichen#lan wangij#poll#Thank you all for showing up with your whimsy! I saw so many funny tags and messages! What a blast it has been!!!#Nie Mingjue was the distractor answer - word of god *does* say he's the tallest but...he *was* dismembered and beheaded.#It's still a grey area though! This was all for fun after all B*)#Jin Ling uses his hair as a little lasso. Good for night hunting and asserting dominance!#Not the tallest due to his hair gel getting stuck on his hands and reducing the height of his throw during the judging.#And yes- Poorly Drawn Jin Ling is ~4cm tall. Grab you rulers out an visualize that <3 My Friday Treat for you all.#Real feminism is the fact that all the men who won did so by technically cheating and the woman (horse) did it the honest way.#Real feminism is being a horse. Everyone better start getting on that. New Year's resolution. Horse time.#My apologies to the Jin Zixuan likers (lowest votes): He's a bit of a fail wife but that's okay.#I like to imagine that It's the ghost of JYL committing voter fraud to give him pity votes.#(It is still voter fraud if a ghost votes right? Has anyone looked into the legality of ghost voting?)#Much to think about....Hey speaking of the ghosts of women: See you all tomorrow for the new poll!
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I read somewhere that Lucanis is a romantic and Rook is pretty much a magpie (loves shiny things) so now I can’t help but imagine neither of them knowing how to flirt whatsoever but still trying to make the effort to show their appreciation for one another in their own non-conventional and extremely concerning ways. Omg BioWare I can’t take this anymore give them to me already
#art#digital art#sketch#dragon age#dragon age 4#dragon age the veilguard#rook#rook concept#rook x lucanis#lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#Lucanis spies a pretty ring on the hand of a mage he’s just cut down#and thinks oh! Rook likes shiny#and so he dismembers the finger and stashes it in his pocket#for the whole day waiting for a quiet moment to give it to her#and rook (a magpie) is completely enraptured by this#and the courting ritual between the two birds is complete#just realised I drew Lucanis abnormally tall#accidentally made rook like 4 foot lol#pretend Lucanis is standing on a box or maybe Spite#it’s part of the courting process
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Why is it unwise, Caithe?? WHY. 👀💦
I remember when I first heard this line and proceeded to freak my baby sapling mind out thinking Trahearne was going to be a Big Deal.
I mean he was, but man, let me tell you, getting those levels to advance the story was spent in a state of pure anxiety. XD XD XD
#gw2 stuff#trahearne#sweet sylvari dawn child#that line always make me wonder why Caithe was so hesitant#Is Trahearne bad with saplings??#Did he show them a dismembered Risen arm once and they cried so now Caithe is like “Um u sure that's wise...?” at Pale mum
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see the thing is I have one (1) oc but I don't have excuses to draw him bloody he's literally a robot. Sad!
#[.txt]#well I could imply he's killed someone else. But he wouldn't. Which is so sad#no gore of my comfort character :( <- reference#i mean he's Got Wires but it isn't the same thing. 12 year old me and his ocs made to be drawn dismembered would be devastated#this isn't like. edgelord territory I think that's normal for a teen who thought only about fnaf and such horror games 24/7
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can we all acknowledge the fact what ghost!max was existing ONLY to kill nerds, it was his last words, his dying will, but still he was SO MUCH into grace that he put whis whole being aside to have sex with her
#holy ghost is killing me#i mean he was into her even after dying from the prank he knew she was a part of#he knew it was her idea to dismember his body#but even so his crush on her remained#like DUDE i don't even know if thats impressive or unhealthy#maybe just both#max jagerman#grace chasity#npmd#nerdy prudes must die
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i can just imagine childe beating the abyss’ will down with a stick whenever it tried to make him take on a new form like it’s a particularly bad dog
genuinely unsure how to answer this ask because on the one hand yes, that's kinda funny and it would indeed be something like that had the abyss essentially come back to him time and time again like 'new form? 😳' and childe would've slapped it away like 'no!!!' like some sort of shitty spam email that lands on your regular inbox without fail, BUT
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the abyss only wanted him to take on one form. in cyanide that form was the foul legacy, and to be frank childe did take it. he just refused to remain with that form. and also like- for it to have reached the 'haha the abyss is like an insistent dog' status, it would've had to have been-
not agonizing. like i get the joke but the process of rejecting the abyss' insistence on taking the FL form was not only a one-time process, but also like- nearly cost him his life. so uh.
yeah
#IF the abyss had then returned with a new form for him to take and then proceeded to do that again and again#over the course of a long-ass time#enough time for childe to get powerful enough not to nearly die everytime the abyss insisted he change clothes#then yeah it would've eventually devolved into that dynamic#but i do remember childe menioning how the abyss 'offers' you one (1) form#it's not a thing that's constantly trying to turn you into a different monster#more how durin and the melusines and elynas see the world differently#and so the abyss sees all things differently#and by being within it you sort of subject yourself to its reality. and if its reality has you in a different shape#that's where the problems come#but afaik the 'different' sight the melusines and elynas and durin have isn't one that shifts and changes#i may be wrong on that tho#for the purposes of cyanide it's a set reality#it's just not one that aligns with the normal reality and that's what causes problems#what nearly kills childe is finding a way to remain in the shape he was born in as the abyss is essentially dismembering him#and the FL transformation is him gaining enough power to dismember himself into the form the abyss wants#and then dismember himself again back into his usual human form#so it feels- odd; to think of it like childe beating the abyss with a stick like a bad dog#not that i don't see the humor of course#like i said i don't know how to answer this ask hahah
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in my mind these are the opening lines of the bacchae
#like dionysus rlly made pentheus a super graphic ultra modern girl and then he was dismembered like icon behaviour#rip king your hot girl era was so short lived#also pentheus was gay and in denial i know bc i asked him myself#dionysus#greek gods#greek myth memes#the bacchae#greek mythology#tagamemnon
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Thinking about the incubus one shot you did a few years back and now I'm just imagining a series of unexplained deaths hitting the town, and the deaths have seemingly no correlation save for the fact that the victims all bullied Dipper at one point or another, and eventually figuring out that the incubus that would later try and seduce Bill disguised as Dipper used that same trick to suck the life force out of all the victims, and it worked every time because the ones who picked on Dipper the hardest were actually crushing on him 100%. It gets hairy because only one person survived their incubus encounter, and because the incubus was disguised as Dipper, they accuse him of being some kind of killer and the town gets suspicious of him and so Bill and Dipper have to clear his name. I hope that makes sense 😭
#answers#This premise also works with any sort of shape changing thing taking Dipper's form and going to town as it were#Dipper would obviously want to clear his name#He already has enough trouble in his life without being hunted down for devouring souls#He has truth on his side so that's helpful! I figure doppelgangers/shapeshifters are a Known Factor in this world#That should buy him some reasonable doubt and enough time to get to the bottom of the murders#The hard part is convincing Bill to offer like. Any assistance at all#C'mon kid what's wrong with cultivating an aura of fear?#Who doesn't want their enemies terrified of being devoured messily or dismembered#Someone accuses Dipper of being a vicious killer and Bill just sighs wistfully in the background#Oh if only 😔 Don't get him wrong he adores his mortal#But would it kill a guy TO kill some guys just for the hell of it sometimes??
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they honestly couldve done so much with junpei beheaded/dismembered and im disappointed that it ended up just being mira. so much of his character and his relationship with akane is characterized by his lack of bodily autonomy, and him being openly beheaded during the nonary games would be the ultimate example of this. its perhaps the most brutal death in the game, and it never really gets explained or developed beyond the one puzzle that we get with it. junpei has been shown repeatedly to be subject to akane's plans or follow her blindly and i just think that would have been a really interesting angle to approach his beheading from. junpei has willingly signed up for nonary games in two different timelines just because he knew he would see her. he was infected with a deadly virus trying to find her. he grew desensitized to death as he took underground jobs to try and find her. his safety always comes second when shes in the picture, and his beheading wouldve been a prime opportunity to 1. exploit his willingness to let himself die/be injured for her and 2. make akane confront the fact that her confidence that junpei will always follow after her is not necessarily a positive thing.
#zero escape#additionally wasnt mira supposed to be asleep?? like i know she didnt get the forget juice but didnt she still get knocked out?#but also!! none of her other kills were like that! none of them were dismembered and she didnt touch junpeis chest#so even that reasoning doesnt make sense#kinda feels like a copout to keep the shock of junpei being disrespected in such a way - to have his very body turned into a puzzle#a puzzle that akane is forced to solve!!! without knowing that what shes looking for is his head - him!#theres so much potential there and they just didnt do anything#im not even saying that akane should have somehow been responsible for that death - only that not having her really grapple with it is such#a missed opportunity#i still fucking LOVE the imagery of it though. i really think its the epitome of the representations of his lack of autonomy#he loses all of vlr. quark. 45 years of his life. because akane decides this is best for him. he dies repeatedly trying to find her.#because she believes that she knows what will keep him safe#and turning junpeis body into a puzzle posthumously is a fantastic example of his lack of control over his body#its like hes literally become a doll. hes jumpydoll - not junpei. hes subject to these games even after he has died.#he gets no peace. no respect in his death. not when hes in these games. not when hes in the shadow of akanes whims and games.#i still love the imagery. i think it was one of my favorite parts of ztd and is honestly now a core tenet of my Junpei Understanding#but i was disappointed in the lack of narrative weight that specific death had. for him to be one of the first dead? for it to be in such a#brutal manner? like come ON. the character analysis for junpei and akane and their relationship is RIGHT THERE. all you had to do was put i#in the game#but nope.#they just handwave it as something mira did.#and dont bring up the details ever again because. plot point solved?#anyway. ive been thinking about junpei imagery and bodily autonomy a lot. obviously.#zero escape spoilers#mak no peeking#marydontlookatthis
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i think my official take on charlie and alastor's dynamic is that i don't particularly care for it as a ship (LOVE some of the art though), BUT i do think their relationship is going to be one of the most interesting things about the show, and definitely MY favorite part. something about the sunshine princess who's actually SUPREMELY terrifyingly powerful and the equally upbeat and ever-delighted yet equally terrifyingly powerful demon who is at the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of the morality spectrum is one that is sooooooo good. i need them to be best friends SO BADLY
#not saying im necessarily hoping for an alastor redemption arc but like. an alastor taming arc would be so fucking funny#charlie: what is in your mouth#alastor: *ripping and tearing noises*#charlie: i SAID; what the FUCK is IN YOUR MOUTH;#alastor; DEFINITELY just cannibalized a patron: *DISMEMBERING CARCASS FASTER*#mostly i want alastor to bond with charlie sm it throws off all his plans#alastor has never HAD a friend before he's never experienced this kind of protective feral adoration#someone is giving charlie shit about the hotel and she's visibly upset and dejected so he just goes and. eats the guy alive#and then delivers his head on a spike to charlie and is like :)) you know this whole friendship thing isn't so bad actually :))#mine#hazbin hotel#alastor#charlie
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Rereading the holy mausoleum arc in scum villains and can I just say: Fuck, some of the events happening are just horrifying.
The plant thingy alone is just the stuff of nightmares.
#sqq#lbh#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#svsss#scum villain self saving system#bingqiu#and reading about Shen Qingqiu being punished by the system by feeling what it was like to be dismembered by someone with the face of the#person he loves is so bad (might nor be holy mausoleum though)
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hannibal is 100000x funnier the second time i keep having to pause to laugh
#lineko.txt#hannibal you are so insufferable i love you#shut the fuck up#looking at a dismembered arm he put there 'oh what's this teehee can u tell me about your case will'#tell me how artful and skilled at butchering i am u get me like no one else my pookie
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A couple Max doodles
#imagine if max was a normal ghost#like he went “oh well. it was probably an accident. the nerds dont actually deserve to die i was just lashing out” or something#and then he watches them dismember his body#and cut off his nips??? like I'd kill them all for that alone personally#and THEN he went “oh IM KILLING THESE FUCKERS.”#anyway#max jagerman#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes must die#max is so fun to draw
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#I hate this#make me stop#i’m so ill#the quarry#dylan lenivy#rip dylan#absolute shitpost#dylan regretted letting ryan set up his out of office reply while he was temporarily deceased#I will do anything that isn’t work you guys#making jokes about things that hurt me#could have done this with Emma or Abi too but we’re on a dead Dylan jokes kick sooo#I’m so sorry Dylan#I promise I’ll build you back better#does anyone else get legit dismembered? like by the actual wolf? maybe Jacob by Nick?
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hello! hello! who are you!
#em draws stuff#oc time again hehe#haunted by your hand#the highwayman: kate heriot#the gambler: james webster#here are james and kate when they met!! they are about seven here and they are about to be bestest friends#kate likes playing make-believe and poking things (and people) with sticks and james has that sort sort arbitrarily sort autism#kate will also not figure out exactly how hairstyling works for quite a few years yet#one of those images where you can kind of tell I have been looking at a lot of jon klassen artwork lately. I like how he draws kids.#ah... the girls... so small and also no one is dead or dismembering each other yet...
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idk that dancing post does have one Extremely funny aspect to me. Most of my ocs relationships are between bear traps and the person they've locked up on, sometimes it's bear trap 4 bear trap,
so in that post you have cannibals, serial killers, horrifically abusive partners, actual pirates, two entire cops, a woman who helped kill god and kick off the apocalypse, Vincent and Pavo are there.
and then of the bear traps is just a guy who's biggest crime is that he cheated on his husband with the sexy wolf man who lives behind their house.
it just. it puts the scale of that cursed twin thing into perspective.
#did Peregrine undermine the trust his marriage was built on? Did he Undeniably wreck Ensio in doing so? yes#did he dismember torture or kill him? No absolutely not.#and i guess its bc adultery is much more Real™ way you can fuck up a relationship that Peregrine Feels like a bad person on the same#level as like. Maskota or Toi'uhla and Lordakai.#self interested but not totally malicious
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