#he used to me a LAMS hamilton oc

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my oc flynn :3 the love child between rapunzel and eugene !!

he has brown hair but his hair turns blonde momentarily when the incantation is sung or when hes using his powers

he has plant magic like elsa has ice magic (i like the theory that raps and elsa are related) -

and healing magic like his mother

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Drop the Miku Binder TJ rant bestie

okay so like

i was just thinking about it, and, like, i think it's fucking nuts but also really weird how the hamilton fandom (which i'm in but i swear i'm not an uwu lams turtles shipper please) somehow took this CRUSTY, TERF-BANGED, UGLY, OLD, REDHEADED, RAPIST ASS MOTHERFUCKER,

and turned his ugly ass into this.

like damn what the hell- what- how???? okay like yeah, they're using daveed diggs as a base for this bullshit, which, okay, fine, but YOU DID NOT NEED TO ADD THE INFO. The idea itself is funny but also a bit weird, however im 99% sure Diggs himself wore that shirt. However, all of the extra info??? come on. Where'd the fandom get this istg y'all-

Also, also, they did something similar by making John Laurens (gay blonde dumbass) into an UWU turtles boy. ....why. Bi trash coffee gremlin tumblr over-worked sleep-deprived alexander hamilton. like yeah relatable but. why. small bean big sweater uwu innocent boy blushy short james madison. ...why. bro was stubborn and would pick a fight and was the 'fuck you' type of shy.

I just find it wild the fandom made this and it is the entirety of the fandom into one. There's the good sides, there's the bad, and there's this. Which encompasses the ENTIRE. FUCKING. FANDOM.

The fandom has its headcanons, it has its perks, but then you reach the side where everyone is just a wild fucking original character. They don't model the historical figures anymore- they're just OCs with the name 'Philip Hamilton' or 'John Laurens' or god forbid our third U.S president 'Thomas Jefferson' slapped onto it.

I'm also so confused as to how this is what the fandom is known for. We have some good fics, we have hella good art, we have a M U S I C A L , and then the first thought people have of the Ham fandom is Miku Binder Third President Founding Fucker Slaveowner Thomas Jefferson.

I also find it kind of offensive (almost put insluting oh my ufckjg-) that they made a founder become this but like he'd probably be really pissed so please keep fucking up his memory lmao he deserves it

But like... also why. What made them think of this.

Like yeah I write 20k word TR smut but you don't see me drawing it.

You don't see me making him an UWU e-boy.

...Eh I probably would for shits and giggles tbh

But like this is founding father Thomas Jefferson. Third Pres. Second VP. First Sec. of State. And he is a furry, ex-cocaine addict. Also btw do they mean John Laurens or John Adams as the former drug dealer part because neither are better but it'd really help

Also bro literally raped his 14 year old slave and had like 6 kids with her. He had her room DIRECTLY NEXT TO HIS. He RAPED HIS DEAD WIFE'S HALF-SISTER. AND HE'S A SAD UWU MAN WHO DID NOTHING WRONG?

Let's not forget this same person made a post saying Lizzie (the Queen) would be reincarnated as a horse when she died. I'm serious. Deadass.

However, it's also funny as fuck because this entire thing is a tarnish to Jefferson and I fucking HATE that bastard so like good job lol

At the same time though it's still super weird??? But insane??? Because how did this become one of the Tumblr exclusives??? like it's Tumblr history at this point. Twitter history. You cannot express any like for the Hamilton musical before you get the 'have you seen miku binder thomas jefferson' and it's like 'well shit'.

But also remember: THIS IS NOT AN OC TO FUCK AROUND WITH. Hamilton the Musical specifically gave you and presented you the founder. Thomas Jefferson. Played by Daveed Diggs. Just because it is played by a POC, but also modernized, and vastly different from the actual founder and President, does not mean that at its core it is NOT STILL THE SAME PERSON.

If you name it Thomas Jefferson, if you use the presentation of him given by Daveed Diggs, you are still using that white fucking slave-owning racist motherfucker, and that's the point of it all.

I find it stupid but funny but also insane, and I wouldn't care, unless I KNEW IT WAS SERIOUS. The artist made it seriously. They made John Laurens. They made Philip Hamilton. They did this seriously.

but like also look at this lmao

This meme of Thomas Jefferson in a Hatsune Miku binder really got trending on Twitter at one point

It's an infamous, hellish, classic meme of both Tumblr and the Hamilton fandom, and it deserves what attention it's got, but Jesus please never unironically make shit like this again, Hamilfans, we're stained by this we don't need another😭🔫

EDIT:

i have more

So like, I just remembered: it kinda romanticizes these guys??? The musical??? so like don't get me wrong i love the music but... it puts them into this light. This pink light. It paints Hamilton as an abolitionist who was outspoken about it. When, in reality, dude traded and sold slaves for his in-laws + wasn't all that outspoken about it + was against immigrants or migrants, WHEN DUDE WAS FROM THE ISLANDS. HE HAD SCOTTISH BLOOD. AND HE'S AGAINST IT? Hypocrisy at its finest.

Washington also owned slaves and ran his own plantation too, so he's not off the hook. Madison, the 'uwu small bean' of the fandom, also owned slaves and ran a plantation. So the main people of this entire fiasco are slave-owners. Perfect. But also I've heard Ron Chernow's book on Hamilton, the entire start of the musical, is a bit biased to Ham himself, so...

You could be saying 'but FDRsduckfloaty, Sally is mentioned!' yes. But however, not enough. Not more. It's not even implied more than potentially ONCE what he did, and I'm not sure it ever was! Cabinet battle 3 states it flat-out but it was cut. For your info, Ben Franklin and John Adams are the only two you can really like in the slavery aspect. Ben bought them but let them go for their freedom, and John detested slavery and was against it. Never owned one.

Jefferson did add a slavery clause to the declaration but it was discarded, and he didn't fight half as much as he could have. Maybe he did and since it was the 1700s he didn't have a lot of support, but surely he could've done something like, I don't know, call it out after his terms? Once you're done gaining your second term and out of office, they can't do shit to it or your presidency, since it's over.

So the musical itself has its own problem and the fandom is even worse. It blatantly disregards that a LOT. A hella lot of the amrev fandom + a small part of the ham fandom has called TJeffs out for it but I mean can we please not make shit like Miku Binder Jefferson and act like he wasn't an actual child rapist???

This video does pretty well at it. I will admit the tagline 'America then, told by America now' almost sends shivers down my spine for what it really means. But then again I find men not knowing they'd make it down into the history books for starting the world's global power and the world's economic powerhouse pretty interesting. Doing something big and knowing it's historical, but not that it's going to form a very, VERY large country, where you'll be honored down the road and called a Founding Father of an entire nation? Signing papers and not knowing they're the founding stones of a country and still looked up to today? Intriguing.

But like still fuck Thomas Jefferson lmao

there's a lot more videos on it that dig deep, but the point is, that Hamilton is a good musical with good songs but it's also very... complex, and a bit problematic, Thomas Jefferson is a little bitch, and you should stan 1776 before you ever stan Hamilton. 1776 does not do this. It is much more realistic. 1776 has Benjamin Franklin and that's an immediate win. Be more like a 1776, be less like a Hamilton.

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Writer ask thingies!

1. What font do you write in? Do you actually care or is that just the default setting?

4. What’s a word that makes you go absolutely feral?

9. Do you believe in ghosts? This isn’t about writing I just wanna know

16. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever used as a bookmark?

19. Tell me a story about your writing journey. When did you start? Why did you start? Were there bumps along the way? Where are you now and where are you going?

27. Who is the most stressful character you’ve ever written? Why?

28. Who is the most delightful character you’ve ever written? Why?

34. Thoughts on the Oxford comma, Go:

38. What is something about your writing process YOU think is Really Weird? If you are comfortable, please share. If you’re not comfortable, what do you think cats say about us?

1. I write in the default font, Calibri 11 point. I do care, I find it the most readable, personally.

9. Ghosts are real, there is one in my bathroom. My cat, Alexander S Hamilton, talks to it. We joking say it's the real Alexander Hamilton.

16. I am a traditionalist about bookmarks, I use pieces of a paper or bookmarks

19. When I was in first grade, I was assigned to write a little fairy tale. And I got the bug then. We had them "Published" so they had a cover and binding and stuff. I started in earnest after I read the first Harry Potter when I was 11. I've written the draft of a YA novel, it's a story I like but it needs a lot of work. I have a couple novel-length SPN fics on A03. I'm currently writing my Lams novel.

27. I've had OC's that were really hard to write because I made them unnecessarily complicated. But also I found writing Dean Winchester kind of hard because I wanted to hard to get him right.

28. I love writing Alexander Hamilton. He's so weird and so fun to research, especially younger Alex, like Military Alex. He's the most fun

34. Oxford comma is important.

38. I do a lot of talking out my scenes out loud to myself mostly to make sure the dialogue sounds natural. I have little voices. What are my cats saying? I do not, but the little one, Alexander is always yelling about something. Elliot only really grumbles when he's hungry.

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Dora Hamilton

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by thatsmolperson9247

Dora and boots are new foster children to lams.

Words: 223, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, Dora the Explorer (Cartoon)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Boots (Dora the Explorer), Dora (Dora the Explorer), Black Diego (OC), Alexander Hamilton, John Laurens

Relationships: Boots/Dora the Explorer, Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens

Additional Tags: omg, WTF, dora - Freeform, why did I write this, I didnt bother to be grammatically correct in this, My dad read this, he told me not to publish this, oh well i did, Crack Fic, this wasnt thought over at all

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And so the Balance Shifts

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by Starlord2004

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette (I know his name by heart) is in Valley Forge when he meets a peculiar young man. He introduces him to the Revolutionary set after taking a quick liking to him. After further exploration into this man's character, Lafayette is not quite sure that he knew what he had bargained for... (Don't worry children there's still a ton of lams).

Words: 1963, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, Josette "Josephe" OC, Alexander Hamilton, John Laurens, Hercules Mulligan, Aaron Burr, George Washington, (Maybe eventual) Charles Lee, There's somone else but SPOILERS

Relationships: Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette/Josette, Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens

Additional Tags: I do not even know, this all flooded into my mind at literally the most random time I'm sorry, Josephe is Josette and Josette is Josephe, There's a shit ton of French so ready google translate, Actually fuck it I'll provide translations in the notes at the bottom, Don't hurt me..., Lafayette is suspicious, Hercules is questionable, Alexander is spitfire and extremely bisexual and a poor sick petit lion, John is very protective and extremely gay, Aaron is... well... Aaron, George Washington understands and is a venerated Virginian Veteran, Josette is a crossdresser, Also btw there's a lot of Haitian Creole cause it's 1 of my original languages and one of Ham's, and Charles Lee (Charlee) is a General WHEEEEEEEEE, Almost forgot Lafayette's a metiphorical croissant and a baguette all in one

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