#he thinks somone is cute and then he just be saying stuff

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in his eyes they could be enemies to lovers

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Could you please do headcanons Slashers (like Michael, Brahms, Billy, The Sinclair brothers) as caregivers for their S/O who is an age regressor

Or headcanons for those Slashers when they find out their s/o is an age regressor?

Okay I acually went and educated myself on this topic for you my dear anon🥰🌼

if your uncomfortable with topic of age regression pls dont read that😭

So basically as far as I understand age regression means that somone acts like child due to some traumatic event??? And like they act childlike and participate in child typical activies (such as drawing with crayons, speaking like a toddler, drinking from bottles ect) if i make headcanon that don't make any sense im sorry! I have no experience with this topic! ALSO this is pure platonic! Age regression isn't a kink or a fetish!!

Slashers with age regressor y/n

Brahms Heelshire

Tbh y/n acting childish kinda woke up his inner child, CUZ HE LITTERALY GOT LOCKED IN WALLS IN AGE OF LIKE 10 so he kinda missed out on some fun stuff

100% plays hide and seek! Or tag! My man loves some good round of hide and seek, this place is huge! *insert british accent* "oh you little scallop... if I find you I will tickle you so hard..."

Question: age regression is like temporary or like forever thing? Like regressor acts like that when they are in bad metal state or just always? Bcs if always then it might be hard with Brahms, see he kinda.... has mommy's issues has huge need to be taken care of, probably similar to y/n's, he kinda wants a person who will just pamper him and make him feel like he's the single child yknow? All the attention on him? Yknow what i mean??

If y/n draws him something nice, dude will put it on a fridge with a magnet and be proud

If thats like temporary thing, he acaully will ask a lot of questions: how should he act? Do you remember anything? How does it work? Can he get some cuddles? Do you still love him while regressing? (Ofc you do, but he doest understand)

Billy Lenz

You guys vibe

Dude won't see any difrence😭

Yay one more reason to watch cartoons together! (His favorite ponny is rarity and fluttershy)

If y/n babytalks and uses toddler-like vocabulary... dude will mimic it😭 he just thinks that will help with communication😭 its not like you guys struggle with it or anything, Billy is just build like that

Yall draw together, his artstyle already looks like toddler drew it (not in cute way)

Plays dolls with y/n (but he acually makes it interesting! Like he makes it all dramatic and the tea is just jawdropping)

Also don't bother explaining what is age regression, just say "sometimes I act like kid to cope"😭

Micheal Myers

Judges

But kinda likes it, not in weird way! He enjoys taking care of y/n, but he has his own ways of doing so

He won't play with them or let them cuddle him too much

But he accepts little drawings and stickers that y/n gives him

He is still stalking them, making sure noone tries to bully them or anything

He is very protective, for example if y/n cuts their finger while making food, dude is all over them: Oh no no dont cry! Uhhh.... uhhh oh! See a pretty bandage? With puppies! Pls dont cry...

On rare days he is acually around (phicially i mean, cuz hes always around just not interacting with y/n) and it happens for him to be in good mood too, he will let y/n nap on him or put some stickers on his outfit- he never takes them of btw, the only reason that stickers wash of is the field he 'works' in? Yknow a lot of mud blood and water. He also holds y/n hand if they are spooked

And he fucking loves fluttershy and applejack

Steals some cute shirts and socks for them!

Sinclair Bros

Bo is the least understanding, tbh he will lisen to y/n only if they have very good relationship

Vince is just 👍

And Lester is acually very open to the idea

Drawing and playing dolls with Vincent

Going on cool drives with Lester

And napping with Bo

Whole fridge is covered in drawings and cute magnets

All Vincent's notebooks and Lester truck covered in stickers

Even Bo gun didnt escape the sticker apocalypse

Vince made special wax figurines for y/n

Lester calls them "kiddo" 😭😭

Bo puts his hand on their head and rubs it till their hair goes all puffy

They all act like older brothers who have to take care of younger siblings while perents are away😭😭

Vince acually vents to regressing y/n and they are just like: "man I just wanna pet the dog"

Bonus round! Added few more!!

Bubba Sawyer

Bestie vibes

Yall just spend time playing with dolls and drawing together

Absolutely lets y/n nap on him

He totally combs their hair and puts them in nice bun (or if y/n has short hair he will just brush it)

He kinda sees age regression as lil break from reality? Like you two can just vibe and act they way you want to😊 he enjoys, cuz tbh he do be acting like child(not in bad way!) And his happy that you both can do all those child-like activities without being judged by other person

Bit y/n once

Asa Emory

Ew a child

I mean

Idk he gives me "the dad that never has time for u cuz he has too much work"

Like yep he will read y/n a bed time story and he will tell them all about bugs and nature. But hes busy most of time

OMG ABOUT BED TIME STORIES Asa will read you one but he is so exhausted that he acually falls asleep first

He trusts them and knows that even whilr regressing they wont do anything dumb, but he still bans them from his 'workroom' theres... well some photos and drawings of victims and i doubt y/n wants to see it

Lets them sit on his lap while he reads newspaper like middle-aged man he is

Gives lil head kisses before sleep

Bug themed plushies and figures

Makes y/n watch animal planet and bbc nature with him

When he's out for longer periods of time he will buy them McDonald's as an apology

Welp

Done. I hope it makes sense! I never witnessed anyone age regress so idk how relatable it is!! I used x reader tags only to reach bigger audience

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Thoughts on Indigo park chapter 1

Spoiler warning under the cut!

Alright guys so today I played Indigo park chapter 1 with my friend @theroseofazrael. And I wanted to give my thoughts on it along the way basically! Warning again spoilers for chapter 1!

Right of the bat I wanna say that this is coming from somone who watched it first and someone who played it after. So you could say I have at least 2 things to go off by

Putting this in multiple parts

Part 1: entrance

So the beginning. first of all intro cutscene was really well made and amazing to look at! Getting right put into the game, meeting Rambly for the first time was nice! (Also fun fact I did the math around the 2920 days guest absents and it's 8 years!) I liked him alot! He is cute and sweet! Love his animations and I hope he doesn't turn out evil (or at least not the AI) So we open the door with a simple puzzle and I am glad it is really just like a kind of walking simulator! Going in we are getting our critter cuff, and I was so sure in the playthrough I watched that there was one of the mascots inside the shop!

with the critter cuff around our wrist we now walk into the park and when I first saw the statue I immediatly thought "Is this a disney reference"! I liked it! going throught the tunnel and it collapses behind us. I would say I actually kinda liked that! I find it sometimes a bit more realistic if something old collapses right behind someone than it already having collapsed! Also the tunnel kinda reminded me a bit of a tunnel from my favorite theme park which I found funny!

also on a side note: I love how Rambly still tries to make this abandoned theme park sound more like that it is under construction. Deniel is a river in egypt!

part 2: The train ride

While it still plays a bit in the tunnel I put it with the train ride! Walking through the que line really helps the feeling of This was really a theme park! And while I didn't see it on my playthrough (at least I think I missed it) on SHB I saw like the tail feathers of Mollie already giving an uneasy feeling but was also a bit foreshadowing in a sense. Anyways when I was in the call with my friend, Rambly told me I would be too old for this ride and I literally said "well fuck you then". This was also still at the time where I did not realize Azra was not watching my stream, because my game crashed at the beginning and I booted it up again but forgot to stream it at the time (I honestly believe it has nothing to do with the game and more about me having too much stuff open at the time!)

Anyways we load up onto the train and off we go on our first ride! This was a very sweet introduction to the cast, and felt natural for a theme park! Meeting Mollie first I loved that introduction. I like her opimistic character as they talked (which I found also really cool that Rambly interacted with the cast during the ride!) What I didn't noticed until a bit later, down there was a door where you could see Mollie "spying" on us! I just saw how the door closed but it gave me the impression that she stalked us during the entire ride or she was like "looking around" and basically found out there is someone!

Then we get to Finleys underwater space and the entire time I was looking around if I could find Mollie somewhere again (I unfortunatley didn't see her anywhere). But then Finley say "you know me for 100 years" and Imma get this right off the bat, Mollie later on says this! I go deeper in this later on!

Then we get to a really destroyed place which thinking about it is weird! Every other place was ok looking, almost in tip top shape but this one was quiet literally ruined! It is open for alot of theories I believe, since this one was probably Salems place! it is up to you guys what this was! So off we go to repair the electricity finding a Mollie animatronic! It says one last thing about Rambly hurt Llloyd! Now this one gives me the impression that Rambly is more evil but also later on with Lloyd there is a scene that plays out. And I believe that there is more to the cuff/ the system in the park than we thought

Anyways we boot up the train again and carrie on! Next and last one is Lloyd. Here we see the first time the total distaste for Lloyd from our Raccoon! now considering how Rambly and Lloyd interact, this might be just his AI programm but throught the game, expecially the collectables, it is more to believe that this dislike isn't really programmed! So maybe that part, wasn't meant to be in a annoyed way? only time will tell! But also I knew this one from tik tok but at the end of this interaction, looking to the left shows Mollie like literally by our side coming from the courtains! I will talk about a thought when we get there!

Going out we are at the gift shop of the ride. And here I noticed that in one of the cameras we can see Molluie running after the train! We see multiple empty trains in those photos and then one in the middle with Mollie running! I believe that would have been our photo! considering all other photos are empty seats, it makes the most sense. And with mollie always popping up during the ride now and then! Now this one is more a theorie but I imagine that this photo was taken during Salems part! Maybe Mollie was chasing us, the train was just faster, and when it broke down and we went out to fix it, maybe she caught up! Then she saw we weren't there and maybe thought we ran ahead? this is really just what I have thought about this than really being a theory! Anyways i was pointing the picture out to Azra and here I noticed how stupid I was

I noticed after they told me, there was no stream, that I forgot to stream it! These entire first minutes, they did not see what I saw while I stupidly pointed out things you can only see! oTL anyways moving on to part 3!

part 3: the central area and Lloyds theater

Putting these 2 together cause I find them rather short in a way! First of going down the stairs and seeing the entire area + working and I believe opperating ferris wheel! I told to Azra that as a kid or even now that I would have gone there! I just hope they also have rollercoaster tbh! I like the adrenalin! I found the fountain actually really funny, being able to rotate like this while spitting water! Noone was save against the water! we also get to the information kiosk and to the collectables! I found it nice that we got more info about them through Rambley and expecially through our protagonist which there is one thing!

At the beginning Rambly tells us that we are a new comer/ are not in the guest data base, but looking at the descriptions it is made very clear we were in this park multiple times! I believe either, children weren't like allowed to be in the guest data base because well they were children! or because we aged and with age faces change, the face recognition didn't pick up on us!

And another thing. As I said before Rambly seems to really dislike Lloyd and with the plushies, expecially the last one we get (and old cartoon version of Lloyd) it says that Lloyd was the most popular one apperantly! or at least the company was more focused on the Lion than the Raccoon! So I believe the resentment shows that Rambly is a bit more sentient than it looks like!

Moving on, Rambly wants to bring us to the Jetstream junction but unfortunatly we need a key! And that key was in Lloyds theater. getting acess to it, we go inside! seeing the theater was really pretty! and on stage we see a sleeping Lloyd who wakes up and running away. now I wanna adress that because I feel like that they aren't really out to hurt us! after the key and getting through the section (where even if I know nothing would happen, I still anticipated it) only then when we tried to go, did he really came close enough to grab us! and that one time in the middle where he was squished under a box! And honestly i think it was also because he was like put into a croner and didn't see another way!

Here is also a funny thing because technically speaking you can get this anytime when you turn around away from the backstage area we see again Mollie! Some had it at the beginning I had it after the area and honestly I feel like it is more impactful when it is after the area!Anyways we got the key and off to Mollies place!

part 4: Jetstream junction

Now this place was really fun! We go up to rooftop racing adn are greeted with rumble having fallen onto the ride destroying it! Now I felt it was unfair we only get to ride one thing so far in the entire park! Anyways we go downstairs again and to the landing pad! or rather we should go there but off to the side is a little drinking area with an arcade machine! We can play it and it is a typical oldschool platformer! This is also where we meet Salem for the first time basically! Many also belive that this has more story relevence than it looks like. Also we get like a pixalated Ramblyberry but I think that is more an easter egg than it being exactly "canon".

Anyways we now enter the landing pad which is like a really REALLY big playground area! and we got a interesting puzzle here! simple to understand. We have blocks and need to figure out the the right combination! Easy to understand thanks to the purple block and the purple star besides it! So power goes out and we walk through the entire playground, finding all shapes and the colors to it! And guess what Mollie is with us! She is often very cose to us but never really attacks us! until after we solved the puzzle! We get our first chase in the game and the only one in chapter 1!

I died only 2 times! first time I was not expecting her to come from the front and second time I didn't knew where to jump! but overall I liked the chase! it was easy to follow and had only one moment that I thought "ARE YOU FUCKING ME?! an it is the collectable during the chase! it's not hard to see but dang I held to step back one time to get it and my adrenaline was so high holy shit!

And the ending was wow. So like I felt like with the head off it felt different than I saw on SHB. Maybe it was becuase of the pure adrenaline but I felt like they fixed the timing of when it happens! Cause with Mike I felt like the timing of the head or the distance of the jump too was weird! but maybe it was always like this. And during all of this me and Azra just went "damn she is bleeding alot" not exactly listening to Rambly saying anything about the park and stuff! But it does make me wonder what happened to the staff and expecially WHY WAS THERE FRESH LOOKING BLOOD ON BOTH MOLLIE AND LLOYD?!

Anyways we leave and soon make our way to Ocean Odyssey and I notice that is Nordic themed ! (loves it!) and after seeing a big Finley coming out there ends chapter 1!

Finally thoughts

I really enjoyed it! I don't play often horror games... actually rewrite that I never played horror games and this was my first time! gameplay wise, there were a few nitpicky things but that was their first game and for that alone this deserves a major Star because it is really good! and story wise, it got me hooked! we got enough information for anticipation withouthaving all to much said, only leaving us wondering!

Anyways can't wait for chapter 2 and see ya!

[slow-slug]

Okay we all heard about Dazai being terrible cook, but what if we turn the tables, and somwhere out there there is a Dazai who can cook.

I think he learns quietly watching Chuuya cooking in their partnership era, he likes watching him preparing meals, it's relaxing and he can turn off his mind for sometime.

When he deflected from mafia, he naturally started living by canned crabs and sake, but maybe at some point he wanted to try curry rice, that Odasaku loved so much and by that he learned that he in fact can cook. He remember Chuuya's quick movments and his mind naturally knows what to do, how much add, for how long etc.

He never eats what he cooked tho, he isn't able to stomach it, so always giving the meal to somone else (look Odasaku I've changed!) or just throw it out. It's not about food, it's about the process, calming process.

And then ADA times came, and Dazai slowly heals, or atleast he is in better place, at day it's okay he doesn't feel bad, but his nights are filled with cooking diffrent meals, baking pastries, cleaning dishes and gently scrubbing area around baking space.

His little secret you can say, he doesn't think this is special or anything, like I've said he rearely eats what he's made.

At some point Atsushi or Kunikida, just visits him, and sees full packed fridge, like loads of ingridients. On the counter there are boxes filled with sweets and cookies, all ready for delivering to orphans or something.

So ya, next Dazai is moving into Chuuya's apartment and they cook together, having competitions who will make better ramen, doing together groceries (now that Dazai actually has money he can buy high quality products) and making chicken soups when one of them is sick. Waiting with warm meal when Chuuya is coming back late and all this cute stuff.

Now that they reconnected, Chuuya tries to do reaserch on easy and gentle food, something that Dazai would enojy, and could slowly learn how to eat again.

Just thinking

[actually-a-fish]

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

Hello! I like watching movies. Ideas get stuck in my head while watching them and i need them out of my brain. This is my 4/9/24 viewing of The Mitchells vs. The Machines. I like cartoons :)

This will have spoilers

Without further ado... my thoughts chronologicall

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT DODODODOD

The main VA is Abbie Jacobson (aka Princess Tiabeanie Mariabeanie de la Rochambeau Grunkwitz)

this family reminds me so much of mine minus depression and a commitment to a cult :)

girl its probably a good thing you weren't at the tech reveal. be nice to the siris, alexas and echos in your life...

i kinda wanna watch that robot movie with Will Smith and hot robots now

THEY ALL HAVE STIMS GUYS

running away from your crush and saying you hate them is so real

"what are these? robutts?"

HES TAKING NOTES

I like that the new genre of villian is a tech bro and AI

I dont like this bit about wifi, we are dependent on it yeah but people can adapt pretty well. Well some I guess.

why do dads always suggest eating the family pet?

i cannot express how autistic this family is. its constant, not demeaning or the butt of a joke. just a family being a family. I have flappy hands about it.

aww dads do love to teach their kids to drive stick shift

i do like Eric and Barbara

the robots are shooting the humans into space, that's their plan and honestly i've been saying we should shoot garbage into space for a while now so im glad somone is finally doing it

there are cute edits done by katie through the whole movie and they deserve a shout out

I knew touch screen fridges were a bad idea

NOT FURBYS WTF WHY THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE

"your whole lives i wanted to save you from disater and this is the moment ive been waiting for" - Rick (and also my father)

KATIE DRAWS ON HER HANDS TOO OMG THE DETAILS. THERE IS SO MUCH STIMMING AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY EVERY TIME

This is good family bonding, but no tears yet.

unfortunately i think the family bonding was to good. The dad left a sentimental object in katies bags and now im convinced hes gonna sacrifice himself to save the rest of the family.

now im crying. :) if you watched i bet you could guess which part.

oof crying again! a Twofer!

This movie may be healing my childhood trauma. I miss my parents. They were just doing their best

THE CALL BACKS. THE CULMANATION! ITS MAKING ME EMOTIONAL IM SORRY

thank you game grumps for introducing me to the song "Walk the Dinosaur" by Was (not was)

An accurate compilation of watching my coworkers and professors use computers

uh oh they got little brother, Linda is gonna rip out someone's heart

OH MY GOD I JUST THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA GET MAD

ERIC AND BARBARA SUPREMECY

damn i need to see my family so i can remember why i hate them bc this is to sweet for me

TEAM E AND B! TEAM E AND B!

How long of a break between the entire world being abducted by robots and everyone going back to work was? Do you think this was like their pandemic

"My name is Monchi, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair"

THEYRE BASED ON A REAL FAMILY (and the whole family has "im easily overstimulated" hair cuts, its so relatable)

It's cheesy. full of stuff you know is meant for kids and that corporate made them do. but I really liked it. I know the whole bit is that the family is weird. I don't really like that they used the word weird instead of autistic but i can kinda understand why they had to do it. i found myself relating the characters constantly. The way they run away when things get overwhelming, communicate through their interests, stim when they have big feelings (they all have their own, and most of them have a couple they do) and the way the situation their in affects them. It is not perfect representation but it did a good enough job for me.

If you read all the way through thank you! If you have any formatting tips please lmk!

Also I feel the silly need to add, this is all my opinion, and my opinion is not fact! It's okay if we don't agree and if you're nice, I would love to hear about it :)

[voikiraz]

Lover ; jake 재이그 .

Lovers . bf!jake x fem!reader w. None step ? #813 M.recordings ! [ idk i have nth to say lolsies, i hooe you enjoy this though ]

Syn. Lover jake and actions he does that makes you fold every time

ꕤ it was normal for you to wake up next to jake some days, but it was definitely not normal to wake up in his bed alone.

The first time you woke up alone and went to check where he was, you saw him in the kitchen, brown furrowed in concentration as he made your favourite drink, a big smile grew on your face, feeling very lucky to have him with you.

But now you were pretty much used to it.

You wake up, feeling the space next to you empty and you unconsciously smile, you go to the toilet to freshen up.

You could call this a daily routine at this point.

When you're done, you go down to the kitchen, being super happy for someone who just woke up.

You saw him there, making you a drink with ease now, probably all those mornings made him such an expert at making drinks.

You go up to him, wrapping your arms around his waist, pulling a yelp out of him.

You hug him every morning yet he still gets scared, you let out a chuckle.

"Good morning"

"You scared me so bad you know that?" He looks back at you.

"I scare you everyday so what's new" you rest your check on his back, watching him getting your drink and handing it to you.

This was basically every morning for you.

ꕤ don't lie to yourself, ice cream is good at ALL TIMES, summer, winter, day or night it doesn't matter.

His favourite date is probably getting ice cream at night.

Funny enough, that was actually your first date.

He texted you saying he wants someone to talk to, and you're the only person that's running through his mind, it was almost 12 am, but you told him he can come pick you up, you went to get ice cream, and you told him you'd love for this to be your first date, so the next day you were at the same place, same time, same ice cream flavours, enjoying each others company.

And best believe, you still do that now, whenever and wherever, you will be getting ice cream at night.

"Where are we going Jake? It's almost midnight" you groan as he keeps whining for you to get up and get dressed.

"We'll get ice cream, let's go" he keeps pulling on the sleeve of your shirt,making you sigh and get up, you won't be complaining though, [ as long as he pays. ]

ꕤ okay this is such a cute thing to do I think i'll cry writing this, but jake can show up unannounced at your place for a sleepover, and while he's using one of your skincare items, he'll notice that you're running out of your cleanser and some other stuff.

That fucker will literally tell you he's going to the super market to buy snacks but he's just going to buy you more stuff to refill your skincare, and he can even refill somone groceries while he's at it.

AND HE WON'T TELL YOU.

he's so. Lord.

"Jake where are you going" you say as you see him putting on his shoes, thinking if you upset him and you made him leave.

You swear he was just in the bathroom, what happened?

"Babe I'm just going to the supermarket to buy some snacks, can you pick out a movie until I come back?" He says in the sweetest voice ever.

You give him a small nod with a smile, pecking your forehead in return.

A little bit later and he comes back with a TON of stuff.

Like wasn't he just getting snacks? What's with the flour packs and the cereal?

You didn't watch any movies, you just kept scolding him the whole night.

ꕤ he loves matching outfits with you and just helping you with your clothes in general dear lord.

Like hear me out, he definitely stalks your Pinterest profile and takes inspiration from there to get you clothes for absolutely no reason.

Like he'll be walking around with his members and then he sees a cute top in some shop and he gets it, and let me tell you. He knows your personal colour and skin tone so he ALWAYS gets you stuff that looks amazing on, and he gets himself similar stuff just to match and be cute.

Like he might even buy layla something similar just for funsies, and then go out to walk layla like some cute family I am crying into my pillow.

"Jake was this you?" You ask the boy on the phone.

"Huh? What do you mean" the boy replies.

"The cute box with a lot of clothes in it" you say as you go through all the stuff.

He chuckles quietly. "I don't know what youre talking about"

"I'm gonna strangle you"

© voikiraz 2O24

[suspiciouscriossantaaa]

Hey sorry if this is weird but what’s your favourite thing about Lobocorp bc I’ve been thinking about buying it when I get a PC to play it on and honestly nothing sells me on stuff better than hearing somone just ramble about how and why they like a thing, y’know? So… please sell me on it? Because it looks really cute and horrifying and I think I’ll like it but my brain needs that extra push! I hear there’s a magical girl?

Oh i will absolutely infodump the heck outta this game !!!! Warning this will be . A loooong infodump

Theres a LOT to say about lobotomy corporation. From the multi layered narrative, the game mechanics, the player’s personal narrative, and how it all ties the game together. Lobotomy Corporation is, on the surface, a monster management simulator, similar to what you would read on the SCP wiki. You are the manager, and with the help of an Ai named Angela, you help oversee the management of the corporation. The goal is to gather energy fulled by these surreal, otherworldly creatures known as Abnormalities.

The abnormalities are similar to SCPs in the way that you (and your employees you manage) study creatures that are beyond normal human comphrension. You will have to learn how to properly manage, care for, and prevent escape and mass death caused by these abnormalities.

Huge emphasis on mass death and escape.

These creature are all dangerous. Every last one has the potential to cause damage and chaos to your facility(albeit, some waaay less and some significantly more than others). Your employees will need to train their prudence, justice, fortitude, and temperance in this unforgiving place. You will have to face intense, challenging decisions in certain situations. An example is as follows:

Your employees are doing buisness as usual, when suddenly…An event occurs that forces your employees to hide in the hallways occur. You’ve dealt with this before. This isn’t anything new. However…you notice something too late. One of the creatures from the event is near the containment unit containing an Aleph(an abnormality in which can be considered stronger than a god. When these escape, even with perfect preparation, its likely that most of your facility will fall). You panic and send your strongest employee to stop it. However, he’s one minute too late. The door opens.

You have released a god which was never meant to be comphrehended by humanity.

In that situation you pause. Do you restart the day? Losing all your progress for that day, but saving the facility? Or do you press forward, risking the life of your favorite employee, and perhaps the whole facility? Even if you do proceed, are the consequences worth it? You could get more energy from this. After all, Lobotomy Corporation is an energy corporation. Do you save the employee, or do as your job tells you? Are the benefits the others gained (like massive stat gains that would, without a doubt, save the lives of the singular employee and the facility as a whole) worth more than the ones who would die from this mistake?

Those are questions that you, and the game itself asks you. And such situation is very, very common for most players. Do you sacrifice one for the benefit of others? Do you save one person at the loss of progress?

And as you continue, you arent the only person whose being asked these questions. Throughout the whole game, these types of things are asked by and to the Sephirah(robots, much like Angela, that help run certain places within the facility). And as you continue forth, more and more pieces unravel in this story. More and more challenges beyond your comphrension emerge and you to ask yourself questions about every single thing that happens within Lobotomy Corporation as you trudge on, hoping for your employees’ safety within this strange place.

And the abnormalities themselves…woo boy theres way too much to say but a lot of it would be spoilers and by god you dont want spoilers (unless you get stuck on some abnormalities i guess AHAJWJWH). The magical girl is in fact an abnormality (part of a trio). Shes a WAW class: the class right below Aleph aka WAWs are extremely dangerous and you must be very, very careful and watchful. Each abnormality has a completely different story, even if some are vauge and so difficult to deal with you want to break your computer in half (LOOKING AT YOU, ALRIUNE). But it all comes together beautifully in words I can’t describe.

Its also an extremely difficult game to the point where if you read how it ends (OBVS SPOILERS) it sounds . well youll see.

Anyways play lobotomy corporation—

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom episode 4-7 Thoughts: (under a readmore because, these got kinda long!)

-the outfit danny had to buy for dash's party. CLASSIC 2000S i cannot stop laughing. And also showing up to the party and everyone is dressed like the trio is hilarious. and further proof that everyone looks good dressed goth.

-dash has a closet full of cute lil bear plushies?? LOVE that. adorable. also his response to danny trashing his room fighting a ghost was SO valid if somone BROKE MY BED IN HALF ID BE PISSED TOO.

-technus being like 'oh smart, u should be a tutor!' then later being like 'forget tutor, be a teacher!' :) supportive king <3 I also really like his upgraded suit/design. AND SPOCK CAMEO??? HELLO??

-the music in this show is super. its so funky. I looked it up and the guy who does it, guy moon (awesome name) also did music for other cartoons like fairly odd parents, barnyard, chalkzone, billy & mandy, AND some actual movies like FIGHT CLUB??? the whiplash I got from reading that)

-sam being rich explains a lot about her, actually.

-I know the moral of the episode was supposed to be 'dont ditch your friends for popular people/spend a lot of money on clothes that arent You to Fit In'. but tbh. it wouldve been easy for danny to have been like 'well, okay, ill come but only if my friends can!' but I get. that hes 14. so. not a lot to say there.

-BOX GHOST IS BACK!!!!! also, danny sitting up and wearing the dress/wig/makeup. umm thats how I dress everyday LMFAO. unironically me. (hate the jokes that boil down to 'haha funney man in dress' tho. but this is a look)

-jazz being protective of her brother once again being like NOOO YOU GUYS BETTER NOT STAKE OUT HIS (actually haunted) LOCKER!! shes aware of how people perceive him and she wants to help :( which is also probably why she told dash to invite him to that party even tho she had no interest in going!! she wants to help him out :(

-gotta say im with tucker on the whole 'should danny use his powers to get back at bullies' debate. 100% yes. let him teach kids to fight back. making dash throw his food at paulina out of the blue? no. but when hes actually about to pick on someone? yeah! for self defense? YEAH! if dash and his friends just threw food at him, I think rather than. idk doing sneaky shit with frogs he couldve just threw it back and not pulled punches if they tried to fight. I kNOOWWW its a kids show so they are like 'if u fight back ur just as bad!! violence bad!!' but. theyre HIS POWERS. WHO CARES.

-like my only gripe is that dash really isnt LEARNING ANYTHING WHEN DANNY GETS BACK AT HIM IN THE MOST PETTY INDIRECT WAYS. whatever they had to add a bully psa episode I guess. I hate it and I hate the way cartoons usually handle it because these methods simply Do Not Work. 'aND YouRE USinG YOur poWErs FOR EVill???!' this is Not Evil. even when poindexter takes dannys body, theyre only being 'nice' bc hes stealing soda for them!! bitches deserve what they get (nothing too brutal bc theyre high schoolers but damn, if they pick on danny he doesnt need to be the 'bigger person' he needs to start biting people)

-SAM TRYING TO SMUGGLE FROGS OUT OF THE BIO LAB?? girl in middle school when we had to dissect frogs we could opt out, also, they came to us already dead and preserved...

-sidney's lingo and the fact hes in black and white is sending me. also, danny is a ghost celebrity apparently for being a halfa?? ok. thats interesting to know

-the DENTIST BEING EXCITED ABOUT THE COTTON CANDY FLOOD IS THE FUNNIEST THING SO FAR.

-I LOOOVE the trope of 'wishes gone wrong'. not crazy about the stereotypical genie, or the use of the dreamcatcher looking design. (also, I KNOW theyre scientists but the way theyre handling a cold...are the fentons ANTIVAX)

-the genie. she. whitewished paulina. JKASDFHKJ. (the ghost literally just being hello kitty???? im dying) 'why do i feel that im special and wonderful? because I AM! <3' paulina ilu self worth queen. felt bad for her also getting possessed by (2) boys later who were arguing INSIDE HER. WTF.

-imagine being the guy trapped in his now flying car. he thought danny and tucker were HALUCINATIONS. imagine being trapped in a flying car with two, what you think are imaginary arguing 14 year olds convinced ur gonna die. i WOULD say this dude is gonna need so much therapy, but he seemed totally fine and excited when they landed (I would be happy too if a chicken was on my head. chickens rule) stoner rights

-sam's bat slippers??? iconic. SO cute.

-I think desiree's backstory is so :( do all ghosts have messed up sad backstories?? poindexter's was sad too...cannot imagine box ghost has any kind of fucked up backstory. but what if. his mom got pushed off cliffs by boxes...........a la cruella... anyway her 'no man may lay a hand on me' iconic. ilu

-I know danny has no concept of how much bras cost but my god dont attack tucker with some girls bra. those are so expensive.

-its really. well its not a GOOD THING he went into the portal and got fucked up, but its good danny was the one to do it rather than sam or tucker. because even tho he was being influenced by desiree and kept getting more malicious and it prob wasnt 100% him...he sucked as a ghost like most the people he 'pranked' were innocent ppl just Chillin and he didnt want to help anyone at all. I think danny is the most responsible out of them but also, hes 14 and shouldnt HAVE to feel obligated to fight every ghost. hes a good kid and wants to, but I also feel like he feels like...responsible for the portal turning on?? because his parents did give it up,, but it was an accident and not his fault (if anything, why was the on switch on the inside. why was it that easy. why was there no safety measures. that seems like smth OSHA needs to hear about). like thats my son. hes a good boy. and hes never done anything wrong in his life, ever. if anyone hurts him im killing everyone in this room and then myself. etc.

-danny's curfew is 10PM????? DUDE. when I was 14...shit I couldn't be out that late, I had to be back at like, 8 at the latest, and my parents had to know exactly where and who I was going with, AND i had to call/text them regularly...is this a case of my parents being overbearing, or the fentons sucking??? the only time i could EVER be out that late was if I was at an overnight sleepover or smth...

-the vultures have lil fezes. why do they have fezes...theyre so fuckin funny 'ask him for directions' 'I KNOW WHERE IM GOING' these ghost vultures are my new grandpas. pick them up, put them in the adopt box.

-'I wonder why those guys were trying to waste dad!' THEYRE GHOSTS. YOUR DAD HUNTS GHOSTS. why is that not a conclusion you'd immediately jump to??

-*jazz voice, clearly disgusted* WISCONSIN???

-mrs fenton with the lab coat and leg warmers and PERM. YESSS STYLISH.

-was going to say 'ew billionaire' @vlad but. super valid he used his powers to assumedly steal and cheat to get that money, thats how all billionaires do it! but ew hes a SIMP. and spending your billions on FOOTBALL STUFF?? you are Not Valid overall. I DO respect the fact you have a castle instead of a mansion. in wisconsin. if youre going to be stupidly rich might as well go all out, torches on the wall and all. I DO like his ghost form's little kitty ears. catman. and his cape! every design can benefit from a cape. and how different his forms look, like danny looks the EXACT SAME IN BOTH FORMS ASIDE FROM COLOR CHANGES. vlad's is like,, I could believe they were different people!! also I love the drama. but dude you are fighting a 14 year old. lame. also he was like, telling danny he wanted his mom and him and like, wanted him to renounce his dad?? WHAT ABOUT JAZZ?? bitch. those r MY kids and they are both important and special. I do agree they need better parents but thats not u sir <3

-I thought vlad's 'little badger' nickname for danny came from the football mascot of the packers, but google says they have NO MASCOT?? so now I'm like?? is it because his hair is sometimes black and sometimes white?? I hate to give him props but thats a PERFECT NICKNAME. theyre also tiny and vicious!

-why did I get so excited that Skulker is back!! its been like. 2-3 eps LMAO. AND THE DAIRY KING. ICONIC I LOVE HIM. hes the nicest guy ever :) more nice ghosts please. danny cannot be fighting alone everytime with no ghost buds like every ghost being hostile sucks :(

-mr. fenton knew vlad was controlling him, but a few episodes ago he had no clue danny was doing the same thing...is it something about how malicious the ghost is?? he just seemed to think his memory had gaps the first time, this time he was INSTANTLY LIKE 'GHOST'. then again in this ep when danny did it again he was just slightly confused but not immediately freaking out like he did with vlad possessing him!!

-'my parents will accept ME NO MATTER WHAT' so. so why haven't you come out to them yet, danny?? if you really think that?? if theres no harm, and you're sure??? if vlad is a real problem, wouldnt that make dealing with him easier, to expose him???? SO WHY HAVENT YOU COME OUT YET?? COULD IT BE,, MAYBE YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT WHETHER YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY WILL ACCEPT YOU??? 🤔 ... 🏳‍🌈 I get why people say He Is Trans. I totally totally get u danny.

-sorta unrelated, but it just occurred to me in one of these eps they go to casper HIGH not casper middle school??? theyre 14?? dont highschools usually do ages 15-18? (I didnt go to hs so I might be wrong, if I am ignore this...) freshmen are usually 14-15, could just be a case of them not turning 15 yet but they will sometime in the school year (I say they because tucker said he was 14 too)? I know the show has 3 seasons, so by the end of it will they be older? thatd be neat but usually cartoon characters stay the same age...I love shows where you can see the characters age and grow up, though...three seasons seems like a long time to spend on like, 1 year...

[softzhongli]

summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others warnings: swearing, probably some angst info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc + lumine and other characters requests: open posted: 15/02/2022 a/n: i think i might make albedo like a occurring character, just randomly throwing him in, idk seems fun and i don’t want to have too many “main” characters so the chat-like chapters aren’t that messy and hard to follow. even now tho i added thoma to the list and stuff he’s still smaller compared to the main seven so there probably won’t be any more very significant addition at least i don’t think so but i change my mind way too easily so we’ll see lmao maybe there’s someone y’all wanna see? make sure to let me know! 

PREV II MASTERLIST II NEXT

CHAT: R.I.P. KAEYA ☠️ ⮡  members: lumine / diluc / xiao / venti / childe / kaeya / zhongli / thoma (+albedo’s cameo)

lumine: THIS IS NOW A SINGLES' CHAT

lumine: no love allowed

lumine: y'all are blocked for today

venti: i think xiao and I are engaged?

lumine: WHAT

lumine: THE

lumine: ACTUAL

lumine: FUCK

lumine: I just said no love allowed why must you hurt me like this

lumine: okay, one love allowed then it's over for you bitches

lumine: but "you think"? how can you not know if you're engaged

venti: well I asked him yesterday if he'd marry me someday and he said if it's something I want I just have to say a word

lumine: wow

lumine: talking about marriage on valentine's day

lumine: how original

venti: imagine being this jealous, couldn't be me

lumine: i'm disgusted by your happiness

venti: 🖤

lumine: 🖤

lumine: so... is it something you'd actually want?

venti: honestly it was mostly something I just said in the moment

venti: but I really like the idea of spending the rest of my life with xiao

lumine: gross but also adorable 🥺

lumine: I mean you've been together even before I met you

lumine: so I can't imagine you two not being together

lumine: you've been a package deal for the whole time I've known you

venti: yeah, time flies

lumine: ugh, ew, stop being cute

venti: I CAN'T HELP BEING IN LOVE

xiao: 🖤

lumine: oh no 🤢

lumine: i can never win

lumine: @thoma come be single with me 😭

kaeya: wouldn't that make you not single anymore

lumine: oh look who finally decided to show up

lumine: after ghosting me for the whole two days

lumine: 😐😐😐

venti: 👀🍿🍺

kaeya: i told you childe wasn't feeling the best

kaeya: someone had to help him

lumine: you're so in love with him and it makes me so mad you won't admit it asdfhhjkl

kaeya: 😐

lumine: 🙄

lumine: anyway, how's he feeling now?

kaeya: better but still not the best

kaeya: i was gonna go back with you and diluc, but I'm gonna stick around until he's okay

lumine: welp then I guess I'm coming back alone

lumine: diluc's also staying behind

lumine: he wouldn't say why but I think we all know 🤦🏼‍♀️

venti: ha! they must've had a pretty good valentine's day lol

kaeya: @lumine you can always stay too

lumine: no can do, gotta some things to do in inazuma

kaeya: *somone to do

lumine: I'm not going there for thoma

kaeya: I've never said anything about thoma 🤡

lumine left the group.

venti: that's a first

kayea: we finally did it

venti: good job team, proud of you

thoma: damn I missed her?

venti added lumine to the group.

venti: there you go my dear new friend

lumine: 😐

lumine: leave me to be alone and single in peace

thoma: a little birdie told me you're coming to inazuma 👀

thoma: so single and ready to mingle?

venti: so SO single

kaeya: definitely ready to mingle

lumie: and who asked the two of you?

lumine: go be in love and leave me alone

kaeya: oh you want some time alone with thoma?

venti: should've just said so

kaeya: 😈

venti: 😇

lumine removed kaeya from the group.

lumine removed venti from the group.

lumine: finally peace

xiao added venti to the group.

xiao: @lumine don't do that again

lumine: fuck I forgot you were online ☠️

venti: @xiao i knew i could count on you, baby

xiao: 🖤

venti added kaeya to the group.

kaeya: all's right in the world again

lumine: it was supposed to be a chat for singles today

lumine: why can't I have anything nice?

lumie: if zhongluc suddenly appear istg I'm done

kaeya added albedo to the group.

kaeya: here, have another single one

thoma: 👀

albedo: ?

lumine: omg @albedo I'm so sorry for him

albedo left the group.

lumine: @kaeya stop trying to set me up with your ex ☠️

thoma: yeah, not cool

lumine: thank you @thoma

thoma: set her up with me instead 😉

lumine: 😳

venti: omg

[ashtheshortstack]

beautiful disaster - ch 1

Rating: M Ship: Kyoru Chapter 1/5: “Do you wanna hang out?”

Tags: Fluff, Smut, Learning intimacy, Virgin Dorks, Post-Curse, Manga/Anime Spoilers 

Graduation was fast approaching, it seemed. Though it was still a few months away, Kyo couldn’t help but want to hang onto these memories of high school. Life would be completely different soon. Not in the way Kyo had originally suspected, of course. For so many years… he believed after he graduated high school that he’d be locked away for the rest of his life. That his life on the “outside” would be over. That he’d be separated from Tohru forever… and he’d be doomed for a lonely eternity. 

But instead, she changed his life forever. Changed everyone around her like the precious flower she was. If anyone could bring out the good in someone, it was always her. Always Tohru. He didn’t deserve her… God, he didn’t. But she chose him. And how lucky he was that she did. 

Shigure and the rat weren’t going to be home that afternoon. The thought of being left alone with Tohru made him warm all over. It shouldn’t be a big deal. They spent so much time together as it was since they’d been dating for months. And during their summer break they were alone a few times and it didn’t matter. Kyo couldn’t be afraid of being alone with the girl he loved. That was just stupid. There wasn’t anything to worry about. Or fret over. Or overthink. Right? 

Right?

So, why did today feel so different? Why was he so itchy all over? He’d noticed a shift lately. He found himself staring at her hips as they swayed, found himself eyeing the creamy skin of her legs that shown between her skirts and socks. 

“Oh, hey, Carrots. You waiting on Tohru?” 

Bristling, he rocketed out of his thoughts. Kyo glanced up to see Uotani standing there with her arms crossed. Freaky wave girl wasn’t with her, shockingly. Not that he minded… her constantly teasing him about how attractive his master is made his skin crawl. Since the spirit of the cat had left him, he’d noticed that people were able to sneak up on him a lot easier than they used to. He kind of hated it, but he couldn’t really complain. 

“Yeah, why?” 

She cocked a brow. “Why do you think? Usually the prince is around to walk Tohru home with you, but he’s been surprisingly absent lately.” 

Kyo snorted. “‘Course he is. He’s gotta girlfriend now and that student council crap. Besides, s’not like I want that jerk around.” 

“You do like to hog our Tohru to yourself, huh?” 

“That’s not what I meant!” 

Uotani just barked a laugh at his expense. Just like she always did. Kyo couldn’t help but think there was a bit of spite to her words. She wasn’t wrong. And Tohru already agreed to move away with him. She’d be far away from the people she loved. There was a small guilt that ate at him for that reason alone. Tohru had agreed to come with him. Insisted that he was her most important person, and that she wanted to be with him. So, so many times, Kyo thought about how he didn’t deserve her devotion. That she shouldn’t give up everyone she loved just for him. But she was insistent. 

He’d do whatever it meant to make her happy. 

Kyo would give Tohru the damn universe if he could. If that's what she wanted. 

“Seriously, though… Don’t go too crazy with your new found alone time. Be gentle with her, alright? She’s never had a boyfriend before and all of this is new to her.” 

Pushing off the wall, he tilted his head. “Well, yeah. I’m new at this too and-- wait .” Kyo felt his cheeks heat as the meaning of her teasing words suddenly sunk in. “Shut up! That’s none of your damn business.” 

Uotani tsked. “Don’t tell me you’re a prude, Carrots.” 

“I--” he gritted his teeth. “I ain’t talking about this with you,” he sneered as he turned his back to her. 

“You really do fluster easily, dontcha? No wonder you’re soulmates.” 

Kyo grunted, feeling his cheeks warm clenching his fists before stomping off. “I’m gonna go find her.” 

“See ya! I’ll ask Tohru all about it later!” she snickered with a wave. 

“Shut up!” 

Damn, did she know? Was it obvious he’d been checking Tohru out lately? Shit! Had she noticed!? Fuck, that was embarrassing. 

  The walk back home was uncomfortably silent, not that Tohru noticed. Her fingers were twined with his own as she hummed happily and swung their connected palms without a care in the world. She was muttering about what to make for dinner. Kyo loved that about her… that she could be in her own little world. Entirely obvious to the inner turmoil he felt. Not that he wanted her to know what he was so worked up about. 

That stupid yankee didn’t know what she was talking about. ...Well, maybe she did . But that wasn’t the point. He couldn’t pressure Tohru into something like that. Unless… Wait. Did--Did Tohru bring it up to her friends? Did they talk about that kinda stuff? Did that mean she was ready for the next level of--of physical affection? 

Shit, what did he know!? He couldn’t even hug a girl until recently. And the only girl he wanted to hug was Tohru. The only girl he wanted to do anything with was Tohru. They’d just learned how to cuddle, dammit. And Kyo hadn’t even realized how fucking touch starved he was until he and Tohru curled up together watching movies in the living room. Until they laid together listening to stupid music on the radio on her bed. Until he hugged her from behind when she cooked dinner--Shigure and Yuki caught them that time. And he was utterly humiliated and annoyed by their teasing. 

Who could he even talk to about it? Certainly not Shigure. That guy was gross and perverted and there was no way he was going to ask for sex advice from somone who wrote trashy romance novels. Even if he was an expert on the topic, clearly. His master was also out of the question. He would be far too embarrassed to discuss that with his parent. Even if he wouldn’t make a big deal out of it, it’d still be a big deal for Kyo. 

So… that left the damn rat, didn’t it? Shit. No way. No way in hell would he stoop low enough to ask that bastard if he knew how to… er. Besides, he didn’t necessarily understand Yuki's relationship with Tohru, he can’t say that the guy would appreciate it. Anytime he fucked up, that guy was always there to glare at him. Or beat the crap out of him. 

Fuck. He really was on his own with this, wasn’t he? Obviously, Kyo wasn’t an idiot. He knew the mechanics of how intimacy worked. But that just seemed like such a huge step to take. Which meant… he really would have to ask Tohru how she felt on the matter. 

“Kyo…? Are you okay?” 

Ah, crap. She finally noticed. 

His cheeks flushed in an instant. “Y-Yeah… Yeah, I’m fine.” 

Tohru blinked, looking over him. “Are you sure?” 

Just spit it out. Just spit it out, goddammit!

“D-Do you and your friends talk about--uh--I dunno… girl talk?” 

She seemed a bit taken aback by his question but took a moment to mull it over. Tohru glanced away from him, tapping her chin as she thought. “I guess so. We have sleepovers a lot. We talk about girl things then.” 

“Do you… talk about me?” 

“Well, yeah. I love talking about you, Kyo. Oh,” she glanced away as he tried not to focus on the admission that his girlfriend does, in fact, talk to her friends about him. “That must get bothersome after a while. I hope Uo-chan and Hana-chan aren’t annoyed by it.” 

Kyo bumps her slightly with a small smirk. “They would never tire of hearing your voice. Neither do I. It’s… It’s special.” 

Giggling, she gazed up at him. Those brown eyes full of a happiness that made him weak as she smiled so innocently. God, he almost felt dirty… thinking of her like that. But wouldn’t it be wrong if he didn’t? She was the love of his life. Of course, he thought of her like that. As a woman. As someone to hold and kiss and caress… He really did want to touch her. To please her. To make her feel loved the way she deserved. Damn, she deserved so much.  

There was a dampness between their palms. Was he sweating? Was he nervous? Shit, he needed to chill out before she really noticed something was up. Because she would. It was Tohru. She could read him like a damn book, just as he could with her. 

“Why do you ask?” 

He nearly choked. “Uh! J-Just curious is all. Just wanna know if I need to be worried about that yankee knowing all of my business.” 

Tohru giggled at that. “No, of course not.” 

Humming in agreement, Kyo thanked whatever deity was looking out for him that they were finally home. That had to have been one of the longest walks home of his life. Normally, he’d love Tohru’s company but being around her while he was driving himself insane… wasn’t helping him at all. 

He just kept thinking about touching her. How soft her skin was. How her cheeks flushed when he told her how cute she was. Would she blush like that when he ran his palms along her bare hips and-- stop! Nope! Nope nope nope. Enough of that. 

Releasing her hand, he quickly unlocked the door (because it was actually locked this time) and kicked off his shoes. Tohru trotted in happily after him, blissfully unaware of the dirty images that had just flashed in his mind. Was he really a dirty pervert like Shigure said? No. No way. It was perfectly natural to be attracted to his girlfriend. Physically. Emotionally. ...Sexually. All of it. That was part of being in love, right? To desire someone? To feel that want aching inside of him? 

Dammit, this was all Uotani’s fault. Yes, maybe he was fretting over being alone with Tohru… a little. But she brought it up! She made him think about--about that.  

“Kyo?” 

She was looking at him then. Tohru was bent at the waist, hands behind her back as she peered up at him from beneath her brown locks. There was that smile… that sweet smile that always made his chest tighten in a wonderfully longing ache. 

Finally, he relaxed for the first time since they’d left school. She wouldn’t bring it up, would she? It had to be him… She’d tell herself something stupid, wouldn’t she? She’d think he didn’t want her like that. She’d think that he wasn’t ready. She’d think he didn’t desire her physically, but dammit it all he did. He wanted her so badly it made him feel crazy. 

Dropping his bag, he grabbed her hand and tugged her close. She yelped in surprise when her face hit his chest. A small part of him was waiting to transform, but it never came. He knew logically it wouldn’t, but a small part of him always had that fear gnawing at the back of his mind. Instead of fretting, he wrapped his arms around her waist. 

“Sorry,” he murmured into her hair. “I’m the one being spacey today, huh?” 

Tohru gazed up at him with those beautiful brown eyes before reaching up and bumping him lightly on the head with her knuckle. 

...Did she just…? 

He snorted. “Dork.” 

“Kyo’s the one who needs to come back to earth,” she sang with a beam. “What do you want for dinner?” 

You.

His cheeks flushed. “Um, it’s up to you. M-Maybe, Shigure and the rat will know what they want. How about we just… Do you want to hang out?” 

Blinking, she tilted her head. “Of course. I always want to be with you.” 

Kyo groaned, bumping his forehead to hers. “You can’t say cute things like that.” 

That earned him another giggle in response. He could listen to that laugh every single day… Every sound she made was addicting. And Kyo greedily took them in. 

He wasn’t sure what he was doing when she followed him into his room. There wasn’t a plan… he hadn’t thought he’d get this far? N-Not that he was trying to go far with his girlfriend. He just--he just wanted to spend time with her. Whatever happened just happened. They would be leaving soon. Things would be different. And he just wanted to savor every moment he had of this life before their lives changed. Of course, he wanted to be with Tohru for the rest of his life. And he was excited for that. 

Tohru was curled against his side, her head resting on his chest. He loved her. He loved her so much. It never crossed his mind that there would be a day that he could do this. That he could cuddle. That he could lay in bed with her touching him like this. Unable to help himself, he brushed a hand through her hair. Pressing a kiss to her crown, he snuggled closer to her. 

With a content hum, Tohru glanced up at him. “Is this really okay, Kyo? Are you sure Shigure-san and Yuki-kun won’t mind that I’m not making dinner?” 

“If either of them have something to say, they’ll have to answer to me.” 

She laughed at that before nodding. “I’m… I’m so happy we can be like this. It’s so nice to lay here with you.” 

“I know… I--I never thought I’d be able to hold you.” 

He heard a small sniffle in response. Kyo looked down and saw the tears welling up in her eyes. “Oi! D-Don’t cry,” he sputtered and wiped her tears before they could fall. “Dummy, that’s nothing to get upset over. We’re here now.” 

Her voice was soft when she spoke. “S-Sometimes I’m afraid I’ll wake up and--and everything will be different. That Kyo will be gone and--” she whimpered. 

Oh. Oh, never. Never ever would he let that happen. 

Kyo tipped her chin up, smiling softly at her. “I’m not going anywhere, alright?” 

She nodded. “I-I love you.” 

“I love you, too…” 

He cupped her cheeks, pulling her in for a soft kiss. Warmth pooled inside his gut, swirling and seeping into his veins. Heartbeat quickening in his chest, he felt more want for her than he ever had before. Kyo wasn’t sure when he did… and he hadn’t even meant to… but he deepened the kiss, slanting his mouth against her own. Tohru didn’t seem to object as she sighed into his mouth. 

Palm sliding into her hair, he twined his fingers into the brunette strands. He felt Tohru’s smaller digits clench the front of his shirt. When did the room get so hot? When did it become so suffocating? So hard to breathe? 

When she let out a whine, Kyo felt his world tilt. The tiny sound sent heat straight to his groin. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Mayday. This was bad. This was so, so bad. He had to control himself for her sake. 

Suddenly, her lips left his. She didn’t move far though. “Kyo…? Is this okay?” Tohru asked, her lips brushing his. 

He chuckled. “I should be asking you that. Are you okay?” 

Tohru nodded, face flushing. “Y-Yes. I feel, um…” 

“Yeah,” he snorted. “Me too.” 

“Really? You too?” 

“Mhmm…” 

Tohru cuddled closer to him. “Could we… continue?” 

“Do you want to?” 

“Yes.” 

Well, hell. Who was he to deny her anything? 

Kyo cupped her cheek with a tender smile. The way she gazed up at him, cheeks flushed and eyes wide. She was so beautiful. He hoped she knew that. Hoped she knew how much he treasured her. He wanted to show her. Gently, he pulled her back in. Kyo pressed his lips back to her own. The kiss was chaste and tender. Until he deepened it, his tongue tracing her lips gently. Tohru hummed sweetly in response, her lips dancing with his own. 

Slowly, he trailed his fingers downward over her hips. Tohru’s breath hitched making him chuckle. “You okay?” 

“Yes, you just surprised me is all.” 

He smiled at that with a timid brush of his fingers against her thigh. With a whimper, Tohru clutched his chest again before tugging him down for more kisses. He would gladly oblige her. Kyo felt his fingers tremble when his hand slipped beneath her skirt. No slap came or anything, so Tohru didn’t seem to mind so much. 

She hummed when he cupped her rear, and it only egged him on. Kyo kneaded the soft flesh there. God, she was soft. So soft. He loved that. Loved how much she squished under his touch. Maybe, he was being too bold… but he fiddled with the edge of her panties, dipping a finger beneath the cloth. 

Her lips left his. “You, um--” 

Pausing, he glanced down at her. “Yeah?” 

“Take--” she sucked in a breath. “You can take them off.” 

Heart pounding, his throat grew tight. “O-Okay.” 

His hand traveled slowly upward, giving her time to change her mind. The last thing he’d want was to displease her. But the objection never came, and Kyo tugged at the waistband of her panties. His breath was lost in his throat as he watched them slide down her legs. He was going to die. This would truly be the death of him. 

She shuffled, her thigh brushing against the bulged formed in his pants. He groaned in response. Tohru yelped, pushing back. 

“I’m so sorry! Did I hurt you!? I didn’t mean--” 

He bumped his fist to her forehead. “Stop, dummy. That didn’t hurt. Uh--at all.” 

“Oh. It--It didn’t?” 

“Yeah, I, uh, didn’t make that noise cause it hurt.” 

Blinking, she gazed at him. The gears were turning in her head. God, he loved her but sometimes Tohru could be really dim. But… he couldn’t help but find it endearing. She was really cute. She gasped, the realization dawning on her. Cheeks reddening further, she gawked at him. “O-Oh. I understand. Should I do something…?” 

“Just… Can I touch you?” 

Silently, she nodded. 

Kyo gently pushed her shoulder, encouraging Tohru to roll onto her back. Leaning his cheek against her forehead, his hand returned to her skin. He rubbed gentle circles on her thigh before finally venturing upward. When his hand found her center, they both froze. Tohru whimpered, brow pinched and lips pursed. He was sure it didn’t hurt… She was just nervous. So was he. 

He was timid when he brushed a finger along her folds. There was a slickness there that surprised him. Her breathing was heavy on his neck, the feeling sending tingles down his spine. Kyo was terrified of rushing. Of going too fast and not pleasing her. Or even disappointing her. 

Pressing a soft kiss to her forehead, he stayed there with his lips against her skin as he dipped a single digit inside her. The little moan that left her lips almost killed him. But he had to keep his wits about him. He had to do this right. This was their first time doing anything like this. He couldn’t fuck it up. 

His motions were slow. A soft in and out. When Tohru hitched her leg upward, he almost died. But that was a good sign, right? He wasn’t hurting her. She was okay with what he was doing. That was what he wanted. He wanted to please her. Make her feel good. That was his goal. All for her. 

Tohru’s fingers wrapped into his hair. She panted through parted lips. The sight had him wanting her even more than he did before. His movements grew faster, earning him another sound approval from her throat. 

“Kyo… I-I…” 

“It’s okay. You’re okay.” 

She clutched him, thighs quivering as her walls throbbed around his finger. She suddenly gripped his wrist, stopping his motions in his tracks. Tohru fought to catch her breath as he pulled his hand from her folds. Cringing at the moisture, he wiped his hand on his pants. 

Tohru gave a contented sigh. “That was really nice, Kyo.” 

“Did it feel good?” 

“Mhmm.” 

He smiled, nuzzling her crown. “Good. That’s what I wanted.” 

“But…” her palm brushed the bulge in his pants. His brain suddenly forgot all coherent thought when she gingerly rubbed him. “What about Kyo?” she murmured. 

Clearing his throat, he shook his head. “You don’t have to…” 

The sound of the front door opening downstairs sent them both whirling away from one another in a panic. Yuki’s voice called up to them, announcing he was home. Well, that was better than it being Shigure... Tohru yanked her panties from the futon and slipped them back on beneath her skirt. Kyo tried to ignore the sight of her bare ass when she pulled them up, but that was completely futile. 

“You’re beautiful.” 

She paused in her steps towards the door. Spinning, she smiled at him. “We’ll take care of Kyo next time, alright?” she asked, pressing her fingers to her lips. 

Kyo felt himself flush as she turned and left the room on clearly wobbling legs. Was she… Did she just tease him!? Dammit! He knew she was damn cheeky. God, his girlfriend was too damn cute for her own good. She would definitely be the death of him. 

He could hear her run down to welcome Yuki home. Glancing down at the very obvious tent in his pants, he realized that he’d definitely have to wait until he calmed down to go downstairs. He flopped back on the futon, rolling to his side. 

It was… weird. Had they really just done that? Did he really just pleasure his girlfriend? And then she said--

….Wait. 

Next time!?

[clonecest-bin-account]

hi! do you do fic recs? as in, if i asked for recs from you? it's okay if you dont!! im just looking for new clone fics to read

Oh boy, I’ve never done recs, but I can try! Though as much as I write I don’t really spend too much time reading, but there are some fics that have caught my interest. Since you didn’t specify if you wanted a SFW or a NSFW rec list I’ll keep it SFW just to be sure. Anyway, here goes nothing!

 One condition by  RobinPlaysTrumpet15  

‘Cody has finally found the perfect opportunity to propose to his boyfriend.’

Set in a modern AU. It’s a very sweet story that I’m sure will warm everyone’s heart.

Left eye dominant by RobinPlaysTrumpet15

‘Rex is having trouble with one of the rifles during ARC training. Luckily, Cody is around and always willing to help.’

Another one by RobinPlaysTrumpet15. It’s another very sweet story about Rex and Cody. Also I’m a sucker for fics set on Kamino.

Speak no evil by Gobayern16

‘Cody’s breath catches at the fear and panic in Rex’s eyes.

“Rex? What’s wrong?” Adrenaline surges through Cody. Rex opens and closes his mouth several times but nothing comes out. Cody’s anxiety spikes as he realizes Rex is trying to speak but can’t.’

A bit angsty but also very fluffy. A good fic.

sleepless long nights by blackkat

‘ “Come on,” Cody says, implacable. “You're about to walk into walls, Rex. Enough.” ‘

This one is very cute too. Also idc this is canon to me it must’ve happened at least once.

no mess, no stress by orphan account

‘“I do, though. Put a lot of faith in you.”

Fives was quiet for a moment before answering. “I know. ‘s why I always come back for you.”’

Some very good rarepair content.

Amazing by RobinPlaysTrumpet15

‘Fives and Tup live after everything with the control chips. They've been dating for some time now, but that gets complicated when they suddenly find out Echo's still alive.’

This one is a long fic but it’s very good! This is the fic that really got me into Fives/Echo/Tup as a ship. A really good read.

You're Something else by Parkkrys

‘He doesn't have anything to look forward to when he wakes up except going to the coffee shop. The coffee shop that has a cute little thing taking orders. The young man is always happy, he hasn't seen a day where the man isn't smiling, making jokes to get everyone laughing.

Or, Wolffe doesn't realize just how much trouble he is in until it hits him right in the face.’

This (and the entires series btw) is a very good read too, though it’s a sugar daddy AU, so if that’s not your thing you might not want to read it. Though I’ll say I wish all the sugar daddies AUs were like this, because this isn’t creepy at all, and I’m somone who gets squicked by this kind of stuff very easily, so if I say it you can believe me.

Broken Glass by firewoodwander

‘One-shots, prompts, requests‘

There are two chapters in this so far, but they’re very good. The Fox/Thorn one is particularly dear to me.

Kris's Clonecest prompts by Parkkrys

‘Hello! I was invited to do a July clonecest prompt list and I decided to give it a go! I hope you all enjoy! Will add tags as we get farther along into the month!’

This one still isn’t finished, but each chapter is a treasure! You get fluff, you get angst, you get everything.

I think it’s enough fics for a rec list? I’m not sure. Anyway, I hope this was useful to you!

[rzyraffek]

Slashers and what type and love language they have.

Remeber those are mine headcanons so if you totaly disagree its fine bestie no need to sweat. Also its sfw and Request are open

Micheal Myers-

His love language: acts of service and quality time

His type(personality): Somone not very loud or physical, somone who doesn't randomly touch him, understanding his past and trauma but not brining it up, if they have no pets or family in house its a bonus point.

His type(looks): the more they stick out in crowd the better, any kind of alternative look is good no matter if its some goth/punk stuff or cute fairy shit

Billy Lenz

His love language: words, quality time, physical contact, touch and affection, probably saying curse words too

His type(personality): , naive, very expressive, emotional, cuddly, person who likes to goof around

His type(looks): any kind of feminine looking person in 50meter radius, probably somone more cute than hot. If they are shorter than him and wear cute stuff he will melt, he really likes pastel colors and soft vibes

Asa Emory

His love language: gifts and acts of service, complements

His type(personality): somone who can mind their own business, person who has claustrophobia or is disgusted/scared by bugs is not an option, loud people he dont mind as far as you arent screaming, or cussing at him, somone who doesn't mind being alone for long periods of time, he likes bookworms cuz they usually have a lot to talk about but they aren't very emotional about it, just passionate

His type(looks): no middle ground, he either likes very tall nerds with long legs or short goofballs

Brahms Heelshire

His love language: words, physical contact, affection, quality time and acts of service (alot)

His type: kind person, understanding, supporting, as much obsessed as he is in them, cuddly, he basicly needs a person who acts like mom (add weird romantic tension).

His type(looks):Prefers hot people than cute people, also chubby>skinny. Person who blushes a lot, long curly hair maybe

Vincent Sinclair

His love language: gifts and complements

His type(personality): somone talkative, energetic, who likes animals(dogs), somone who is capable of understanding his litte artsy heart, maybe artists too? Or somone who has bit of knowlage on topic of wax.

His type(looks): He doesnt care about their looks BUT if they wear braces or have any visable scars he will feel some sort of connection? Only little tho

Bo Sinclair

His love language: words, physical contact, he bonds by shit talking other people with his lover

His type(personalty): Somone who lisens him, somone who understands his issues, maybe somone funny or goofy, wacky even

His type(looks): lets be honest-big boobas, long hair, nice nails, nice smile. Hes very basic

Bubba Sawyer

His love language: gifts, physical contact, quality time

His type(personality): understanding, energatic, social, kind

His type(looks): he would think that they are the most gorgeous person ever no matter what , but he loves to dress up so if they are type of person to dress up for no reason he can relate, so if they do make up/hair/nails. He will beg them to do his too!

[marveldeliversusps]

Prompt: New Hobby

Thanks for the prompt and political advocacy, @queenoftherandomword​! Hope you like it!

Prompt: Looks like somone has a new hobby

Pairing: Stucky, shrunkyclunks, background Sam/Nat

Rating: M

Art by @inflomora-art​. I’m obsessed with this pic. 

Steve heard a knock and rushed to the door. It was around three PM and his postal worker, Bucky, would be dropping off the mail soon. On days when he wasn’t too busy, Bucky would stick around and chat with Steve for a few minutes. Those were the best days.

Mailman Bucky was beyond hot. He had a cleft chin with a bit of softness under it, wrinkles from smiling and sparkling grey eyes. He was so beautiful he even made the dumb postal worker hat look good.

When Steve pulled the door open, he found Natasha standing there expectantly. He tried to close the door but she put her foot inside the house. He set his shoulder against the door so she could push her way in.

“Nice to see you, Steve.”

Steve took a steadying breath in. He loved Natasha and looked forward to being around her. Since he’d retired from the superhero business and given the shield to Sam, time with Nat had been in short supply. However, she was perceptive and insatiably curious. If she was around when Bucky arrived, she’d sniff out Steve’s secret crush right away. Or find the numerous unopened boxes in his bedroom that he didn’t want to explain.

“Natasha,” he said.

“That’s all?”

Steve held tight onto the door. A moment of confusion or indecision would be just enough for her to elbow her way inside. This is why he needed more non-spy friends.

“Nice to see you, as always.”

Natasha rolled her eyes so dramatically her eyelashes fluttered. “What you mean to say is I’m sorry that I stood you and Sam up for our lunch date at Hot Lips pizza today, and that you two had to wait for forty-five minutes, and I can’t believe I didn’t respond to your text messages.”

Steve closed his eyes in embarrassment. “I totally forgot. I’m sorry, Nat.”

“It’s alright, Steve,” Natasha said, brushing non-existent lint from Steve’s shoulder. “I know you have other commitments. Maybe we could hang out now?”

Steve did want to spend time with her, just not for another hour when there was no risk of her meeting Bucky. Since getting together, Sam and Natasha were both happier, more fluid and less locked into decades-long patterns, but it certainly made Steve’s life more difficult. Their attempts at teasing him or caretaking were coordinated and ruthless. Loving, but ruthless.

“Now’s not a good time,” Steve said. “How about Friday you and Sam come over for a movie night?”

Natasha smiled sweetly, all her deadly angles covered by softness. She squeezed Steve’s hand gently, then dug her fingers into his wrist, making him yelp and stumble backward. As soon as Steve faltered, she charged inside and started looking around the living room. When Steve subtly positioned himself between her and the stairs to his bedroom, Natasha clocked his actions immediately. She slipped past his outstretched hands and hustled upstairs.

“Goddammit, Nat!”

Once she entered Steve’s bedroom, Natasha stopped abruptly and looked at all the unopened boxes lining the walls. “Huh.”

Steve nearly slammed into her back in his rush to beat her to the bedroom and had to grab onto the doorframe to stop himself. Natasha tilted her head to the side as if she was trying to solve a puzzle.

“What were you expecting?” Steve said.

Natasha’s brows furrowed. “I don’t know. A hot man or woman. A sex dungeon. Porn. Not a million boxes from…” she picked one up and squinted at it. “REI? What the hell, Steve?”

Steve opened and closed his mouth, not quite ready to tell the truth. The first package had been an actual order, a new pair of running shoes from an outdoor store he discovered. But then when Bucky had delivered them, REI (Recreation Equipment Inc) was apparently his favorite store, and it had given them something to chat about.

Steve had taken to buying gear from there once a week and planned his schedule to be home with the packages arrived, just so he could talk with Bucky. He’d even been working up the courage to suggest a hike together.

“I checked all the rooms downstairs,” Sam said out of nowhere.

Steve’s shoulders slumped. Of course, Sam and Natasha would be working together. They never went on ops alone anymore. Not since she was captured by AIM, and Sam leveled three blocks of downtown Mobile, Alabama to save her.

Steve should have never suggested Nat ask Sam out. Or introduced them. Or joined the Avengers.  

“Nice to see you,” Steve quipped.

Sam winked at him, the cheeky asshole. He knew Steve couldn’t stay mad at him long. “Not my fault,” Sam said, as he walked into the room. “You ditched us. And if you had just told Tasha what you were hiding--”

“I can have secrets,” Steve said petulantly.

Meanwhile, Natasha was walking around the room and shaking boxes. They all had the REI logo on the side: Sustainable Gear Built to Last. She retrieved a knife from her boot, ripped open a box and pulled out a 9.8mm Dry-Core climbing rope. It was bright yellow with red x’s on it, and Steve had picked it because he liked the design. “Is this for an outside sex dungeon?”

“Stop thinking everything is about sex!” Steve snapped. Sam raised an eyebrow at him, and Steve immediately felt bad. Before he could apologize to Natasha, she waived him off. Sam sat down on Steve’s bed and pulled out his own knife. He never used to have a million knives on him, probably Natasha’s influence.

“Do people know Captain America sneaks into people’s houses with knives?” Steve said.

Sam shrugged and carefully opened a package. “People don’t know a damn thing about me I don’t want them to know, because my girlfriend is a badass.”

A paranoid badass, Steve thought. But he had the self-preservation to keep that to himself.

Sam pulled out a Lavender Harness with yellow daisies stitched to the side. “Petzl Luna Harness,” he read off the side. “Steve, this is a woman’s harness.”

Steve crossed his arms, because he had aced his Women’s Studies class, thank you very much. “All the harnesses for women were pink and had flowers on them, and I thought that was very gender essentialist of them, so I bought it for myself in protest.”

“I’m sure they heard you loud and clear,” Sam said dryly.

They slowly unpacked all of Steve’s packages: another harness, two more ropes, a crash pad, carabiners, and several metal things Steve didn’t know the name of. After each item, Natasha looked at Steve expectantly, and he steadily denied that it was for a sex dungeon.

Next came a Marmot 1 person tent, that Steve would have to curl up in sideways to fit, a backpack, and a head lamp. He had more things he needed, but he wanted to spread the orders out.

“Why didn’t you open any of this stuff?” Sam said.

Exhausted with their questions, Steve flopped dramatically onto the floor, and he didn’t need to look up to know Sam and Natasha were doing synchronized eye rolls. “I don’t know how to use it yet!” Most of it he’d selected because he liked the colors or the philosophy of the companies. He had no idea if all the gear even all worked together. “It’s outdoor gear because my mailman likes to rock climb, and he’s hot, and I want to climb him like a tree.”

Natasha grinned triumphantly, and proclaimed, “So this is about sex!”

Steve didn’t respond, just slowly banged his head on the floor. Maybe if he blacked out they would leave him alone.

“Well, well,” Sam said.

“Don’t do that,” Steve snapped.  

“Looks like someone has a new hobby.”

Natasha leaned against Sam and giggled. It was so damn cute that Steve couldn’t decide if he wanted to wrap them in Christmas paper or throw them outside.

He almost missed the knock at the door.

“Steve,” Bucky called in. “Your door was left open. Just wanted to make sure everything’s okay.”

Steve shot an annoyed look at Sam who grinned unrepentantly. “Barton’s watching the entrance.” Steve should've guessed that, too. He half expected them to turn into a throuple any day now.

Natasha ignored them again, moving lightning fast to charge downstairs.

“Steve,” Bucky called again. “Hi,” he said, presumably when he saw Natasha. “Just checking in. I have a package for Steve.”

“I’m sure you do,” Natasha said meaningfully as she took the box from Bucky.

Steve made a racket in his haste to prevent Natasha from saying anything more embarrassing and landed at the door framing breathing heavily with a wild look in his eyes. Natasha, naturally, looked calm and composed.

“You must be Bucky,” Natasha said, extending her dainty hand. “Steve can’t stop talking about you.”

Steve’s cheeks immediately flamed hot, and the only saving grace was that Bucky’s cheeks pinked up adorably, too.

“Oh.” Bucky didn't elaborate further even though Steve really, really wanted him to. Was that a good oh or a bad oh? An oh or an /oh/?

Before Steve could follow up, Sam came up behind him and clapped an arm on his shoulder.

“Captain America!” Bucky exclaimed when he saw Sam. Oh no, no no no no, Steve thought. “You’re my hero! I mean, I’m an adult so not like hero hero, but it’s. Whew. It’s an honor.”

Sam grinned that warm, gap toothed smile that made old ladies weak in the knees, and he shook Bucky’s hand. “Nice to meet you. Did you serve?”

Bucky nodded, shrugging his shoulders shyly. “Yeah, two tours and all that, and you know, the post office is the number one employer of vets, so I’m here doing this. Helps to have the arm.” He pointed at his black and gold prosthetic.  Thanks for promoting that program by the way.”

Steve didn’t pout, but his inner toddler was stamping his foot. He only got a few minutes to talk to Bucky each week, and Sam was hogging all his time.

Natasha had magicked some popcorn out of nowhere, there hadn’t been any in Steve’s cupboard, and was obnoxiously monching it and watching the three of them. Knowing her, she’d probably known all of this was going to happen and brought the popcorn along as a prop.

“I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable,” Bucky said to Sam, “but could I get a picture?”

Sam nodded, turning to Steve with a shit eating grin. “Steve, would you mind taking a pic of us?”

Steve took Bucky’s camera. He stepped on Sam’s foot while he arranged them for the photo, because he had called dibs on Bucky, and Sam already had Natasha. “You know . . . I’ve been retired for a while.” Because if Sam could play the Captain America card, so could he. Bucky had never brought it up, so perhaps he hadn’t recognized him.

Bucky smiled softly. “I know, Steve.”

Oh, well. That was a different thing entirely. Bucky had known who Steve was all along and had never made him feel uncomfortable about it. Steve smiled back at him and took the picture.

Once they were done, Natasha leaned toward Bucky. “Tell me, Bucky, how long have you and Steve been getting to know one another.”

Steve was 100% sure that was her code for sex dungeon activities, which, what in the hell did she and Sam get up to in their free time? Nevermind, he didn’t want to know.

They didn’t call Steve the greatest strategist of his time for nothing. He subtly scooted over, forcing Natasha to lean back.

“We’ve only recently become friends,” Steve said. The blood rushed to his cheeks again when he realized what he’d said. Bucky probably had to be friendly with everyone while he was working, that didn’t mean he and Steve were friends. “I mean, I think we are.”

The sides of Bucky’s eyes crinkled adorably as he grinned. “Yeah, we’re friends, Steve.” He paused and glanced at Sam and Natasha before settling back on Steve. “Actually,” Bucky rubbed the back of his neck, making his terrible round hat fall forward. He righted it quickly and said, “I was wondering if you’d like to go climbing this Saturday. I could show you the cool spots with not too many people, and--”

“Steve doesn’t know how to climb,” Natasha said around another mouthful of popcorn. “You should take me and Sam along to teach him. And Clint, too. Maybe Tony would want to come.”

By the grace of all that was good and holy, Sam had mercy and pulled Natasha away from the door whispering, “Stop cockblocking my best friend.”

Once Nat and Sam were out of earshot, Steve met Bucky’s eyes and grimaced. “I was looking for new hobbies, and when I ordered shoes you brought up climbing, and like an idiot I said I liked it too. because you are so handsome, and my brain turned into mush, and then I just didn’t want to stop talking to you.”

“I know,” Bucky said interrupting Steve’s rambling. His eyes sparkled as he grinned. “You once called a grigri a carabiner.”

“I don’t know what that means.”

“Exactly.” Bucky stepped closer, his expression turning mischievous. Steve could never, ever let him and Natasha become friends. “Wanna go on a date with me?” He was so close now, Steve could pick out the flecks of silver and black in his grey eyes.

Steve got lost staring until he realized Bucky had been waiting too long for a response. He didn’t seem to mind, his smile only getting wider.

“I really do want to learn to rock climb,” Steve blurted out to stop himself from saying something ridiculous like, please fuck me in your uniform.

Bucky tilted his chin back and laughed, mesmerizing Steve with the movement of his throat.

“How about we do both?” Bucky said, laughter dying down as he scooted closer.

Steve leaned down and said, “I’d like that,” against Bucky’s lips, the moment before they kissed. Distantly, he heard the sounds of Natasha and Sam cheering, but he blocked them out in favor of gripping Bucky’s hip and pulling their bodies flush against one another.

“The man has to work,” Sam called out. “Don’t get freaky and delay the mail.”

Bucky pulled back and patted Steve’s shoulder. “See you soon, Stevie.”

After he left, Steve collapsed on the couch next to Sam, heady with the experience, until a sudden realization left him cold.

“I forgot to get his number.”

Sam waved him off, and pointed at the kitchen where Nat was rifling through Steve’s cabinets. “Don’t worry. Tasha has it already.”

Steve groaned. Of course she did. And if by some chance she didn’t, Steve could always order another box from REI.

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[miyochan]

This is my first time asking a request so I'm a lil nervous. I was thinking of how would chuuya, aku, and ranpo would deal with being jealous, sorry if it's too much to ask. ^^""

Hallo darling! Their is no need to be nervous. You did amazing and I'm really thankfull that you did request something. I had fun to write them and I hope you like them. Sorry that it took me some time to get them done! ❤

🍷Chuuya🍷

🖤okay listen to me please

🖤this boys is loyal to the bone to you and trust you with all his heart

🖤he loves you and you love him

🖤i also think that he wont be in a relationship with you if he wont trust you completly

🖤so its not really in his nature to get jealous easy

🖤if a random guy try's to flirt with you and you say you are in a relationship than there is know drama

🖤(will problaly give you a kiss)

🖤if you are in a conversation with a guy and the guy is a bit to friendly and you dont get it

🖤he will just join you and sneak a arm around your waist and pull you close

🖤will maybe give the guy a glare who sends him running

🖤but holy if someone males you comfortable or dares them self to touch you any way he will send them flying

🖤you have to get fancy hat boy off them otherwise they wont see the light of the next day

🖤he would get more jealous if its someone you knew like a good friend

🖤bby boy will be so clingy its cute

🖤its not like he dont trust your friends (it is) he just wants you to be safe

🖤how i allready said he trust you with his whole heart but he doesent trust others

👻Akutagawa👻

🖤oh noo he is so insecure honey

🖤he gets so easy jealous its not funny

🖤he always has this doub in his mind that you can find someone better or stronger

🖤(i feel so bad for him please love him)

🖤he trust you really he does but he is so insecure

🖤its enough if somone is just only friendly talking with you that they get a side glare

🖤if someone should really try to flirt with you you wont even have the chance to say no to them

🖤in a damn sec they have rashomon on their throat and get a death glare

🖤if you think this is worse just imagine what happen when someone trys to touch you

🖤at first they will be dragged into a dark allway and then rashomon will pin them against a wall

🖤aku doesent fight with his hands often but these guy will get a fist into their face

🖤you wont regonize their face

🖤if they dont say sorry in a few seconds rashomon is destroying them

🖤you of course wont see anything from that

🖤(might use rashomon the create something like a eyemask)

🖤he loves you really and he trust you but he is really scared that you find someone better

🍡Ranpo🍡

🖤this boy is a mix between aku and chu

🖤he trust you but he doesent trust others but somtimes will be scared that you find someone better

🖤let me explain please

🖤ranpo always say he is the best and stuff like this but when it comes to you its different

🖤he cant protect you physically and being in a relationship with him brings your life in danger

🖤he will be clingy

🖤like really really clingy

🖤you know private space? not anymore

🖤gets easy jealous and will show it

🖤you just will have a problem when he doesent show it

🖤he will be quit and avoid you a bit

🖤you have to comfort him and tell him that you love him very much

🖤(maybe buy him some sweets)

🖤he cant defend you physically but holy

🖤he will make the other person trembel with fear when he is done with them

🖤he will hold them  a monologe about everything their done in their life and pic every bad thing out they did

🖤if someone gets really on his nerves he will aks someome from the ada to deal with them

🖤he loves you so please love him too

I hope you liked them and that it was fun to read. If you found any errors in my grammar you are welcome to correct me. I would be thankfull for that!❤

[tijuanabiblestudies]

So as somone who loves the music of GORILLAZ with out knowing lit. ANY ONE THING abt the band and its lore please feel free to info dump to me what you feel are the best and/or most important things for me, the uninitiated but curious, to know?

maggie you cannot just ASK ME THAT while i am CONFINED TO MOBILE. THUMB-TYPING IS NOT MY FRIEND WHEN THERE IS HEAVY-DUTY INFODUMPING TO BE DONE.

nevertheless, i shall try.

let's start with Murdoc Niccals, the bassist. he's the guy with the green skin and the beatle haircut. huge narcissist and all-around prick. according to the lore he literally sold his soul to the devil to become famous. he's the one who started the band

HOW he started the band was by hitting 2-D (nee Stuart Tusspot) with his car. 2-D is the skinny blue-haired lead singer whom i and legions of other fans am thirsty for. he is whatever the unmuscled version of a himbo is. very dumb, very sweet. murdoc habitually treats him like shit but it's a rather Complicated dynamic that is unfortunately very shippable. i've been known to read fic of them, but these days i mostly prefer to ship 2-D with...

...Russel Hobbs, our dear sweet underrated drummer. he's the big bald black dude with the all-white eyes. the eyes are the result of him having been possessed by the ghosts of his friends who were killed in a drive-by shooting (you know the ghost rapper in the clint eastwood video? yeah). he is very smart and very sweet and has, both in his backstory and the general lore, Been Through Some Shit. i want to hug him a lot.

the band's first guitarist was 2D's then-girlfriend, Paula Cracker. she left the band after she was caught cheating on him with Murdoc in the bathroom of Kong Studios (the band's HQ), whereupon Russel punched Murdoc in the face and broke his nose, a lore tidbit which i hold dearly in my heart due to reasons.

after Paula left, the band put out an ad for a new guitarist. shortly thereafter, a large Fed-Ex crate was delivered to Kong Studios which turned out to contain a ten-year-old japanese girl who was very good at both guitar and martial arts. the only word of english she spoke at the time was "noodle," so that became her name. later it turned out that she'd been a brainwashed child supersoldier; she had some kind of amnesia and got her memories back between phases 1 and 2 (that is to say, between the first and second albums; the revealing of new story content tends to center around the releases of their albums, as one might expect), at which point she also recovered the ability to speak english. noodle is the most sensible one in the band but also a weirdo in her own way. one of the coolest things about following the band in realtime, for me, has been watching her grow up. in phase 1 it felt like she kind of existed in a cute-little-sidekick niche but in phase 2 she took charge--like, the album Demon Days was her baby, she wrote all the songs on it and everything, and that was when she was only 14/15. she's wise and funny and badass and you can probably tell she's my favorite from the absurd number of words i have written about her.

...so that's the basic Who These Fuckers Are rundown. the book Rise of the Ogre is a comprehensive resource on the lore of phases 1 and 2; for everything after that, i think there are fan-made youtube videos and stuff that can explain it. i need to watch one myself one of these days; my latter-day knowledge is a bit patchy.

[mikasocks]

Group movie nights at the dorm with your boyfriend include...

A/n: I still don’t get tumblr

Pairing(s): Shoto Todoroki x reader, Katsuki bakugo x reader

Type/warning(s): swearing, fluff

Synopsis: when the group has a movie night in the common rooms how does your boyfriend usually react?

Shoto Todoroki:

Shoto is sooo cute

He will always save you a spot right next to him, if somone sit there then he’ll very politely tell them to fuck off.

It’s a untold thing, so no one really sit next to Shoto, knowing they’ll have to move for you. Unless, they wanna have a quick conversation before the movie starts.

PDA isnt big for you two, holding hands and hugging is the most you’ll do.

But, when the lights are off and everyone’s focus is on the movie you already know Shoto needs to touch you.

If you guys find a space on the couch? Your legs are on his lap and his hands are resting on your thighs.

Either that or if he’s feeling more needy he’ll just pull you into his lap entirely.

Though, he does wanna respect everyone so this doesn’t happen often.

No one really thinks it’s too much though, you guys are soooo cute to everyone.

Maybe except bakuhoe for obvious reason & iida bc school regulations and stuff

Iida makes an expectation for his two friend though.

He likes tracing little hearts on your skin out of habit, like an “I love you” without saying it.

If you guys are sitting on the floor? You’ll sit between his legs leaning on his chest, his arms wrapped around your abdomen.

He’ll feed you popcorn even though you’re full, he likes feeding you.

lowkey he’ll pick out the un-popped pieces from the bowl and pop them between his fingers, smiling really slightly when you laugh.

Somtimes he’ll whisper questions in your ear during the movie because he doenst understand what happening. Like “why does that boy like his dad so much??” Or “does that guy like her?”

Somtimes when he gets bored he just drops his head on your shoulder and picks it back up repeatedly, legitimately just to get your attention. he’s usually pretty invested unless it’s a really shitty movie.

Shoto gets im sleepy halfway through

it’s his bedtime

You can tell when he’s tried by his grip on you loosening a tad and him trying to get more comfortable by nuzzling his head into you.

If he falls asleep, you’ll wait till the end of the movie to wake him up gently kissing his jaw.

All the girls, kaminari, kirishima, Mineta, and izuku are peering over the corner just gushing over the adorable scene.

He’ll groan a little and asked “what happened?” and you’ll just giggle standing up and grabbing his hand to go get ready for bed.

Sleepy todo is the most cuddly baby ever

So he’ll follow you around until it’s time to sleep again :)

Somtimes if you both fall asleep no one has the heart to wake you guys up, opting for taking picture instead.

Iida usually stops the nonsense and wakes you two up though, he cares too much to let you both wake up aching. We love you Iida.

Todo has one of those many pictures as his lockscreen <3

Overall group movie nights are 10/10 and ensure cuddles with a soft todo.

Katsuki bakugo:

He doesn’t wanna be there. Period.

Like, he’s only there for you and kirishima

lil boy is grumbling the whole time

Ofc Katsuki doesn’t have to save you a spot lol, the only ppl brave enough to sit next to the explosive boy is the bakusquad. Even then, they know to give you space.

Honestly just like todo he isn’t big on pda, like you’re his and everyone already knows.

he only needs to further prove that when he’s jealous.

But movie nights when he’s bored out of his mind from the lame movie the gang chose, he needs you to keep him entertained.

He’ll have an arm wrapped around you, no ones looking but he’s trying to be tuff ahha.

After awhile though, he’ll just loosen up and love on you.

You nuzzle into his side placing one hand on his thigh. Which makes him kinda blushy.

Somtimes he gets really invested in the movie and tells people to shut up if they’re talking too much.

But when he’s not so invested, he’s playing with your hair and whispering in your ear trying to make you laugh.

Something bakugo does that no one really knows about? when he’s bored he’ll just absentmindedly picks up a chuck of your hair and braids it. He’s good.

One time during movie night kaminari saw this this and freaked the fuck out, which caused everyone else to.

Next thing you know bakugo gently removes himself from you and a firework show in the common room blew out a light.

He’s KiNda obnoxious

“S/o.. baby.. open your mouth.”

“Katsuki stop throwing popcorn at me.”

When bakugo gets tired/bored he’ll just pull you onto himself and just fall asleep on your shoulder.

Everyone swears they’ve never seen him so peaceful.

You’ll wait till everyone “leaves” before waking him up, you wouldn’t wanna hurt his pride by letting everyone see him so baby.

They see him baby anyways because they’re spying on you two.

The whole gang is still there around the corner telling each other to stfu

Kirishima thinks it’s so manly when bakugo acts vulnerable.

To wake up the boy, you’ll gently push him with your shoulder and turn his head to give him a quick peck on the lips.

He’ll wake up pretty easily and hug you tighter before mumbling into your neck and placing kisses there.

Mina is taking a video of the whole ordeal.

You finally get bakugo to let go, before having to pull his arm to get him off the couch as he chuckles as your lame attempts.

That is until bakugo sees shadows near the corner.

Oh no.

Katsuki makes eye contact with the camera

He’s gone

Everyone else is too

Running can be heard, along with explosions and screaming.

And you’re standing alone in the middle of the common room

Sigh