#he suffers

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Sorry- sorry Husk! I know my text said I was on my way, but I had to do something reeeeal quickie- QUICKLY- and-"

Husk: "Your girlfriend?"

Charlie: "HOW DID YOU- ahem. Um. No."

Husk: "Oh yeah? You've got lipstick marks all over your jaw and a fucking grey feather in your hair."

Charlie: (carefully removing feather) "I, had a makeup accident?"

Husk: "Uh huh. And the feather?"

Charlie: "I tripped and fell on some lipstick. While... dusting."

Husk: "You're as shit a liar as she is."

Charlie: (dreamily) "Not as good a kisser, though..."

Husk: "Eugh. You sure got over the murder thing pretty fucking fast."

Charlie: "Hm? Which murder thing?"

Husk: "The 'her doing more murder than all assholes in this place combined' thing. Thought you'd be more. Y'know. Fucked up over it."

Charlie: (laughing) "I mean, it doesn't really change much does it? When we started dating I thought she was a sinner anyway, probably down here for multiple murders, and in way I wasn't even wrong about that! So..."

Charlie: "....."

Charlie: "You think she's got the highest kill count?"

Husk: "Fuck yeah she does."

Charlie: "H-uh."

Husk: "Shit- you ever SEE those Exorcist bitches at work? Ever see HER when SHE'S got something that needs doing? She's like a fucking machine. A glaring, relentless, strict as hell bitch who won't stop for one fucking second until she gets the job done."

Charlie: "That's, true. That's a... very evocative point. It's."

Charlie: "Hmm.."

Husk: ".... you wanna go do more fucking 'dusting' don't you."

Charlie: "I think I missed a spot- let's reschedule for half an hour? An hour? Two give me two hours and I SWEAR I'll be right with you to talk about- about the uhhhh-"

Husk: "You have no fucking clue."

Charlie: "-exactly, yes! We'll reconvene about the thing once I'm done getting her off- Getting off on h- GETTING THE DUST OFF."

Husk: "Save my fucking ears and just fucking go."

Charlie: "Thanks Husk love you too gay you later BYEEEE~"

Husk: "Ugh."

Husk: (drink)

Husk: "Fuck my life..."

Charlie: "IM TRYING!"

Husk: "I SAID FUCK MY LIFE NOT FUCK YOUR WIFE! AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN FUCKING MARRIED TO HER!!!"

Charlie: (distantly) "Yet~!"

[pigeonstab]

Just as reference for the College AU

Vampires are weak to:

Crosses (ironic)

Salt

Silver (can't see themselves in silver mirrors, other types of mirrors work fine)

Sunlight (in part, I've said this before but since the skeletons don't have skin it'd take like 20 minutes of full exposure for it to even become a problem)

Werewolves are weak to:

Salt (I say salt but not like... Table salt. Gosh that'd be horrible. Like holy salt. Or salt specifically used with harming intent)

Silver

Wolfsbane

Vampires need blood to live, they can go like four days without and be fine, eight days and there's a problem. More than that and they're just a ticking time bomb of nerves waiting to become feral and drain the blood of whatever Crosses their paths.

Vampire's teeth are all pretty different, some have small holes at the tip fangs to suck blood like a sort of toothy syringe (Dust), others just use their fangs to make a puncture wound and drink from that (Killer) and others just straight up eat the flesh with the rest. (Nightmare and dream)

Vampires can feed with or without anesthesia, which is just venom, kind of like what mosquitoes do where they secrete saliva that prevents coagulation in the blood. For vampires this makes the victim woozy and easier to drink from. It's just the same way for turning someone just with a different liquid. This one hurts like hell.

Werewolves do not need any specific food to live though they do crave more meat than the average human. Turning is done through blood infection a scratch or a bite coming in contact with blood or saliva from a werewolf is bound to get infected. There have also been throughout history consensual turnings where one werewolf presses a wound to the receiver's wound. Like a sort of blood bond. These were like the first werewolf (not wolf shifter) packs.

Also instincts!! That's a lot of fun, Werewolves' wolfiness is always more present when they are shifted though they do still maintain some wolf traits even when in their 'human' form, Werewolves are pack creatures that create very close family-like bonds. A lone werewolf will most likely be anxious and troubled. Werewolves have a natural instinct to burrow and/or create nests of sorts, any comfortable and safe sleeping space is very important for packs. The full moon can be a time for relaxation and leisure, as well as a time for play or hunting, basically wolves will just do whatever they please and fully give into their instincts. Oftentimes wolves will pick specific spots to spend their full moons at.

[mylonelydreaming]

Not to corn plate totk further or anything, BUT when you pull the master sword, Link has a tear at the corner of his eye 😭:

[ms-musers]

[heiwa-the-tistic]

Cruel Melody got me again

God this chapter was so good and I couldn't even comment on it cause of being busy with life and other stuff. So guess what I'm cooking rn?

Exacly it's a Human Vox Fanart! Vincent Nadezhkin it's such a good name by the way! So yeah I'll post the full drawing in a bit, I'm just way too excited. Don't forget to check out the fanfic "Cruel Melody" by @hiding-behind-a-pencil-and-pen on Ao3:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5377281

[ratatatastic]

a man forced to suffer the skittle shenanigans of this team

[g0dtier]

feet fetishist 🫤

[drwgs]

i changed and he didn’t

[mazeppafanart]

I would be sent to Mobius prison just because of that XD

[rjavenuru]

sick boi...

[ifoundyoufake]

Trying a new art style

[anestofocs]

"ooww..cramps, Stupid shark week.."

[dcviated]

I think if someone called Raguna a 'bad boy' in like a teasing way he would disintegrate.

[pamponart]

[Oc] O Mete no Oc que veio aí. Evan Stuns, meu queridinho de desenhar sisinhore. Um dia eu ainda escrevo um negocinho mais geral sobre a lore da Oásis e tooodo esse universo dos KeVan, mas por enquanto fiquem com este xeroso (( em breve postarei o do Keran hehehe)

[margindoodles2407]

🌹

Heheheheheh

Ask and ye shall receive

Scarlet blood and tormented tears mingle as they pour down off his face and stain his night shirt crimson.

From my current WIP in which Paladin suffers

[ratatatastic]

banished to the back for his tallness