#he somehow got sucked into a portal or idk warped out of this realm somehow right
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GUYSSSS what if ron isnt in heaven but in purgatory and hes just ... completely misunderstood it . "i am in heaven and the business prospects are dire. everybody seems to want everything for free!" YALL ???? THAT SOUNDS SO ODD???? i personally think he is definitely just talking symbolically and hes just happy that, wherever he is, he is happy there and likes it. OR. it could be that he is actually dead, and that hes actually somewhere else (because someone in hell has said that since the hell system changed so much, they really didnt know what happened after death, but they didnt think heaven existed) AND i think we got pretty good confirmation that heaven didnt necessarily exist in this show, but nobody said anything about purgatory...
yall. "business prospects are dire, everybody keeps asking for free things" sounds a loot like a business persons purgatory for me yknow? and if theres something we know ron will do, its completely misunderstand a situation he is in (miss you king fly high if you Are dead).
also im 1000% sure that the reason ron was talking about time was because hes in another plane, maybe one we havent even seen, and the time dilation is so weird that THATs why the messages werent going through thank you for listening to my pepe sylvia moment
#YKNOW WHAT IM SAYING????#point is i think hes traveling#i think he went traveling longgg ago before scary was in the picture#he somehow got sucked into a portal or idk warped out of this realm somehow right#and ended up somewhere completely new#and has been there for the past at most 25? ish? years#but i dont really believe hes dead#and if he is#i dont think hes in heaven i think its his own personal heaven#that he perceives as better than it is#because hes ron#anyway!#just like. thoughts#im rabid today#dndads#dungeons and daddies#shitpost#dungeons and daddies odyssey#dungeons and daddies spoilers#dndads s2#ron stampler#scary marlowe#scary marlow#terry jr#glenn close#darryl wilson#henry oak#lark oak#sparrow oak
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