#he slips up sometimes

[owl-bones]

if i had more time/energy/motivation i would write a fic that's UT Sans/Reader and seemingly very normal and slice of life

but you notice tiny little quirks and oddities around Sans and it's slowly revealed that it's actually Dust and he's taken this Sans' place to get close to you

[thebramblewood]

I fucked up, I know that, but, Jesus, can't a girl just do the best she can?

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Lilith: So he’s kept it all these years then. How sweet.

Helena: [panicking] Why are you awake?

Lilith: It’s nearly dusk. Time flies when you’re invading someone else’s privacy.

Helena: You should know, being the leading expert on the subject.

Lilith: [laughs] Touché, fledgling. Well, did you find it titillating?

Helena: You want to know if I was entertained? You almost killed your brother — just like you almost killed me!

Lilith: I wouldn’t say just like, though I’m not particularly proud of either.

Helena: I don’t think you meant to hurt Caleb. You were traumatized, and who could blame you? I’m sorry for everything you went through. To be brutalized like that, stripped of your agency, then transformed against your will into something monstrous — it's horrifying. But it also sounds awfully familiar. After all that, how can you justify the things you do — deceive, manipulate, attack, kill?

Lilith: The men I kill are pigs, Helena. You may not be able to hear them — yet — but their thoughts are nauseating. They’re exactly like the men who nearly killed me. I’m doing a service to women everywhere.

Helena: [scoffs] Oh, so murder is feminist now?

Lilith: Maybe it is! I’m hardly the first woman to do it, and it’s often with good reason.

Helena: Was what you did to me with good reason too?

Lilith: [guardedly, after some time] That was a mistake. I know you don’t believe me when I say I regret it, but it’s true. I shouldn’t have gone so far with you that night. I should have let Caleb take you home. I shouldn’t have invited you to the party. I should have left you alone altogether. I should have, I should have, I should have! But I didn’t, and what use is tormenting oneself with hypotheticals when it’s already done?

[softly] It’s absurd to say out loud, but something about you enraptured me, and it wasn’t only your blood. But I treated it like a game because that’s all I know how to do, and then I ruined it. I wish it had happened on your terms —  the way it didn’t for me. I suppose I am just a monster after all. Again and again, I’ve failed to control my impulses — though I foolishly insist to myself that I can.

Helena: All this time, you’ve seemed so self-possessed. It’s hard to imagine you ever not being in control.

Lilith: I can be just as weak as anyone, Helena, as much as it pains me to admit.

Helena: Then you should understand why everything about this has been so hard for me. I’ve always needed logic and order, and now it feels like everything I’ve ever known has been thrown out the window. All that’s left is the thirst, and there’s nothing rational about it.

Lilith: I see now I’ve been pushing you too hard. But we can still start over at your pace, however that looks — if you’d like to, that is.

Helena: [cautiously] I guess it won’t hurt to try.

[llamaisllama777]

Sad idea I thought of for EAPS

Eclipse walks into the security room: "Hey, Puppet, you wanna watch Death note or something?"

Charlie messing around on the computers watching Bluey: "What's Death note?"

Eclipse remembering his friend is dead and is never coming back, and the thing in front of him is essentially her corpse being possessed by a soul that's like her but not like a weird distorted mirror and realizing he's gonna be forced to stare at his dead friend's face everyday like she's still here:"... I.. it's just some show.. don't.. don't worry about it. I'll... come back, later."

Charlie: "Okay, bye, Eclipse."

Eclipse: "Bye... Charlie."

[skunkes]

talon hates pet names but he does secretly want one, honestly, to feel more like a part of the group. (i wanted to make a comic about this but it just read like more of the overdone writing i dislike). The issue is. Well he doesnt take well to compliments or praise in general, due to past negative experiences. Likes being called handsome in any context so it has to be used sparingly because it makes him puff up so cutely.

All of al's usual go to's are too cutesy for him which also bothers Talon greatly, so we have to think outside the box. Honestly being called a little tick would be the best one, fun and fitting but he actually also has negative experiences with that one specifically. Then it just gets into throwing anything out there territory, which is entertaining in itself. My little leech, viper, pesky little louse, mosquito, kissing bug (<- a good contender actually.) Bat is too obvious but maybe al would use it as a placeholder... It's best when they come up organically, but al's been feeling the pressure to cement a good one.

[wanderthroughtheruins]

obsessed with lou insisting on referring to gertie with they/them pronouns, thank u for transing her gender, king 🫡

[narugen]

au where mina is a fucking baddie and hoshina is the nerd librarian who falls in love with the girl who’s way out of his league constantly visiting his library asking for book recommendations and

[knickynoo]

Marty McFly + parroting

[itsmistyeyedbi]

Currently playing the lt route (book 2) with Zuri, and she's trying so hard to be logical and practical when having to choose between Adam and Nate because doing it any other way makes her feel extremely guilty.

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She goes to see the fortune teller with Adam, but he seems really off after being in there so she goes to the house of mirrors with Nate. But then that goes south quickly and he's gotta be out of it after having his past play out in front of him, so when the maalused break into her apartment she calls Adam.

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But considering who these two are, Adam's reasons for being around her are going to sound more pratical than Nate's. So even though that's safer and the option she's more likely to go with (in these circumstances), she really wants people to want to be around her because they enjoy it, and Nate makes it obvious that that's the case for him.

Long story short, she's not having a good time lol. For a good while, the scale is not gonna be balanced. She'll spend more time with one than the other, then run to the other if she gets any sign that there's deeper feelings there. Until Farah makes it obvious that she knows what's up - then Zuri will balance out that scale in hopes of making it less obvious💀

[sieglinde-freud]

every now and then im reminded of hildas casual racism and how it goes so underlooked purely because in the biggest instance of it, its directed at cyril who most people dont like 😭 like isnt that crazy. i know ingrids the scapegoat racist (i have a lot of problems with her too esp with the language she uses but yk not the point of the post) but like she does acknowledge she is wrong. hilda does not do that… ever. what happens is that she praises cyril for being obedient and nice (in direct opposition to her stereotypes about almyrans which she does not clear up and also is a result of cyril being a child slave) like was that not kind of insane. i get shes like that because of how she was raised but when does she ever end up changing those prejudices… when does that happen…

[squorttle-pox]

please. i need alastor with his hair up so we can see the side of his head. second set of ears or smooth flesh prairie?

[snowbellecity]

I know in any other context it would be a red-flag but I kinda love AZ being insane and having moments before they're actually together where he refers to Nerine as his wife 😭💔 I don't think he'd necessarily do it intentionally it's just that again. He's kinda crazy

[byanyan]

s/o to that one ex-mutual who was notorious for only ever referring to byan as "he" and, not long after i made a gentle reminder post that byan exclusively uses they/them (bc misgendering was happening with some regularity back then from a variety of people), they wrote me a reply that used no pronouns in reference to byan, only names, nicknames, and descriptors. what the fuck was that, dude

[galacticgarbagebin]

Today in my bio 2 recitation we were separated into different groups of climate activists/ companies (clean tech energy, climate hawks, etc) and had to try and “solve climate change” by picking a subject we’d like to work on, like increasing energy efficiency of vehicles or upping taxes on coal. Afterwards, we would each send one member to present on what we think would work in our best interest. There was… some good moments. To name a few:

World Government rep: (…) and politicians, those rat bastards,

Bio prof, leaning in to loudly whisper with a hand hiding his mouth: you’re a politician

WG rep: yes. as I was saying,

Bio prof: ,

Forestry rep: so we’re going to cut down on deforestation.

Bio prof: you mean… stop doing the thing that is your job?

Forestry rep: yes.

Bio prof: congrats! your class was the only one to lower the temperature difference this much as far as I’m aware. unfortunately, nearly all your plans are all completely unachievable or unprofitable,

TLDR; classroom politician roleplay ends in large amounts of self-sabotage among companies and self-loathing in their employees, professor prays none of us work for companies with any amount of political power

[pricetagged]

Please link me if it's been done before, but thinking of this gifset and need a Gaz, uhhh, 'meet cute'.

He's got Kate's voice in his ear -'keep an eye on her. We lose her, we lose Makarov'- so he knows he's got to be a little standoffish when you shuffle over and ask for a light. You're so sweet about it, smile not dropping despite his brusque tone and dismissive, 'I'm all out, just leant my lighter to another bloke.'

He's a professional, and he's got a job to do. So he doesn't feel bad about brushing you off. Especially since he dropped a tracker into your bag just before you walked away. Once the mission's wrapped up, he'll find you and make it up to you~

[no-light-left-on]

moment of silence for my corvo/daud/thomas fic that I started writing on a business trip last spring where corvo and thomas start fucking because daud isn't interested in sex and encourages his boyfriend in pursuing thomas and then thomas caught feelings and everything fell apart

[heich0e]

papa touya has glasses btw but he only wears them while he's reading in bed at night when he thinks you've already fallen asleep (you pretend like you don't know to spare his ego)