#he showed respect a moth once and suddenly I'm down bad

[garden-of-infinity]

*twirling hair* do you guys think he's single

[imsparky2002]

So, my thoughts went down a trail last night. I was thinking about OC’s, and the shitshow that would happen if canon got ahold of them, and from that came some ideas. I come to you with a prompt for a fanon ‘Talking with Thomas’! Here goes: Our baby boi Jesse is getting intro’d in an episode! YAY! But then they read the script. And let’s just say, Myvan and Jesse are NOT happy. The basic premise is this: Jesse decides to confess his feelings for Mylene during a rehearsal for their latest play, and Ivan happens to be there to witness this, and gets turned back into Stoneheart.

Here are a few things they have MAJOR problems with:

Jesse clearly not respecting Mylene’s relationship with Ivan, springing a confession on her out of nowhere(maybe the script even has him try to kiss her)

And the fact that the show still pushes him as being a ‘Nice Guy’

Mylene being Adrinette-level oblivious to Jesse CLEARLY flirting with her even before he confesses

Ivan being treated like the bad guy in the situation, with it being framed as him getting akumatized out of jealousy, rather than completely justifiable anger at Jesse’s lack of regard for Mylene’s feelings.

(Canon)MARINETTE of all people giving Ivan a talk about not letting jealousy dictate your actions

Jesse never apologizes to either of them

Anything else you want to add, feel free!

Jesse: (knocks on the door frame of Ivan and Mylene’s trailer, all smiles) Hey guys, you ready to go over the script?

(He looks confused as their faces fall.) 

Jesse: Is... something wrong?

Mylene: Uh, yeah. Jess….we read over the script and it’s… 

Ivan: It’s not good.

(He only now realizes that Ivan looks like he's going to kill someone, and so does Mylene. He begins looking at the script.) 

Jesse: Ok, so it's got writing issues. But hey, this is my big break! I'm sure it can't be so ba- 

(He stops as he begins to read through it, his face getting more and more aghast and pissed.) 

Jesse: WHAT THE FU- 

(We cut to Thomas Astruc sitting at his desk playing with Ladybug and Cat Noir action figures.)

Thomas Astruc: (Pretending that they are speaking to Queen Bee) "Take that you vile bitch! You're worse than Hawk Moth" Pow pow! 

(Jesse and Myvan enter the room as he frantically puts the toys away.)

Thomas Astruc: Ah, Jose! Millenium, Igor! You must've gone through the new script! Pretty cool, huh?

Mylene: (Under her breath) That’s not even a name! 

Jesse: Actually, sir, we had some problems we were hoping to discuss with you. And it’s *Jesse*.

Thomas Astruc: Problems? There shouldn't be any problems. This is one of our best episodes yet. 

Ivan: *Raises his eyebrows* Sir, can we go over this episode from beginning to end so that you understand how each and every minute of this thing is wrong? 

Thomas Astruc: Whatever, I don't have anything else to do today.

Mylene: Okay, we’ll start at the beginning. Why am I suddenly Adrien-level oblivious?! Jesse’s clearly trying to flirt with me all throughout the first scene, and not once do I call him out on it, or point out that he should know damn well I have a boyfriend!

Ivan: Not to mention that you even have me thinking about wanting to beat him up for flirting with her! I'd never do that to my best bro! 

(He hugs Jesse.) 

Thomas Astruc: Well, it's because Mylene doesn't expect anyone besides Ivan to flirt with her since she's... let's just say... not conventionally attractive?

Jesse: Okay, one! Mylene is gorgeous, ask anyone here! And I mean that as her friend, so don’t get any ideas. And two, there’s a difference between ‘protective’ and ‘possessive’.

Ivan: And I should be protective seeing how the Jesse in this script is a total creep to her. 

Mylene: And when my teddy bear tells me about his concerns, albeit in a very ooc way, I brush him off as being jealous! Not to mention Marinette, the Girl Squad, and the boys treat HIM as the bad guy!

Thomas: Well, he’s letting feelings of jealousy get the better of him and friends are calling him out on it!

Ivan: Then have someone explain to me that while my feelings are valid, I should not go about it in such an aggressive way. I'm a gentle giant, not a toxic brute!

Jesse: Exactly! And I’m seeing some serious double standards here! So, Adrien can feel jealous from time to time, but if any other guy does, they’re villainized!

Thomas: Well, because it's destiny for him and Marinette to have gotten together! 

Jesse: Destiny my tiny ass! He told me it's because it's main character syndrome! 

Mylene: Speaking of which, in the show you have Stalkernette giving the speech at the end to Ivan about not letting jealousy dictate your actions. Marinette cackled when she saw that in the script, she couldn't believe it. 

Thomas Astruc: What's wrong with Marinette teaching Ivan a lesson? (They look aghast.)

Ivan: Because she regularly does insane and borderline if not outright illegal things based on her insane jealousy over Adrien!

Thomas Astruc: Yes, but now she's dating him. And she had good intentions. 

Mylene: That is so dumb, but we've got so much more to unpack. Next up is the confession. 

Thomas Astruc: Let me guess, there's something wrong with this as well? 

Ivan: Jesse, I'll let you go over the whole thing.

Jesse: (Takes a deep breath as he pinches the bridge of his nose) Oh my god, where to begin? First of all, why does this scene even need to happen? Why do I tell her my feelings for her out of nowhere, and during a dress rehearsal, which would likely put huge stress on her and affect her performance! It shows that I have total lack of regard for her feelings and needs, and reaffirms that I have NO respect for her relationship with Ivan. God, the way it’s worded is so cringe! I sound like a total creep! And the icing on top of this shit cake….the attempted kiss. What. The. Fuck.

Thomas Astruc: Because you were too swept up in your neverending love for Mylene! To you, it's the only thing more important than the theatre. Isn't that romantic? 

Jesse: HOW IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT ROMANTIC?! It's selfish! I wouldn't stress out one of the best actors we have with a proposition for her to have an affair or break up with Ivan.

Ivan: And how the fuck is it romantic to try and force a kiss on someone?! But no, the reason I get akumatized after seeing this is because I’m fucking jealous, not the fact that my girlfriend was almost assaulted!

Mylene: And that's another thing! Why didn't Ivan get treated as having a sympathetic akumatization, since we know you wouldn't write him calling the police on Jesse for trying to assault me. 

(Thomas gives them a exasperated groan.)

Thomas: Oh, come on! It was just a kiss and she pushed him away! What’s the big deal?

(Ivan is about to pummel him before controlling himself.) 

Mylene: Seeing how you never had Felix apologize for assaulting Marinette while pretending to see Adrien, I suppose you don't have any idea on how it feels for a woman in that situation. 

Jesse: Yeah, or how what I did was morally ireprehensible. 

Thomas Astruc: Fine! We'll change it so that you get akumatized. 

(Jesse looks wary) 

Jesse: Go on...

Thomas Astruc: We’ll have Jesse get akumatized instead because he’s mad about being rejected! He’ll go after Mylene and Ivan, and we were planning on give Gene a miraculous, so he can be a new hero that gets introduced! Is that better?

Jesse: First off, it's Jean, and second of all, shouldn't he get his own episode where he's the focus? Otherwise it just comes out of nowhere! 

Ivan: That's what I said for Penalteam. 

Mylene: Not only that, Jesse doesn't apologize at the end of this script. Would you make him apologize if he got akumatized? 

Thomas Astruc: Oh, they'll just sweep it under the rug. We'll even have him continue to flirt, it'll be hilarious! People will make compilations of Isaac being protective, it'll be great!

Mylene: That's even worse! It shows that he learned nothing and still doesn’t respect me as a person! And again, being protective is one thing, but you have a warped view of that. Wanting to beat someone up or threaten them to ‘stay away from my girl’ is dangerous and toxic. It makes it look like Ivan doesn’t view me as anything more than a possession!

Ivan: In fact, I'm even worse than in Origins. Now, Mylene's my girlfriend, and I kidnap her again! She didn't even do anything! Not only that, this time I literally crush and destroy anyone who even goes near her. And I tried to kill Jesse! Friend or not, I'd never murder, I'm no yandere. 

Thomas Astruc: Ladybug and Cat Noir will just cure everything, so you won't have any casualties. Problem solved!

Jesse: That doesn’t mean the trauma isn’t there! It’s been established that people remember what happens even after the cure is cast!

Thomas Astruc: Well, then it'll be a reminder to Jesse to stick to flirting instead of kissing, for Ivan to not get so worked up over harmless actions, and for Mylene to stand up for herself. 

Mylene: I didn't accept his advances! 

Thomas Astruc: Ah, but you didn't reject them, proof that Jeremy is perfect for the new love triangle now that Adrien and Marinette are together.

Mylene: (Gives him the mother of all death stares) If you have me even consider cheating on or breaking up with Ivan, I swear to God!

Thomas Astruc: Oh we won't. At least, not on screen. Do you think that you're really that important?! 

(He laughs as Jesse smiles, pulling out a phone, pressing the stop recording button.) 

Jesse: I think that's all we needed. Right guys?

Thomas Astruc: Wh-what are you talking about?

Ivan: You think we were really going to go in here and get an explanation without making sure the public knew what was going on? Sure all our points were valid, and what you said was disgusting, but we certainly did some rehearsing of our own. 

Mylene: (Smiling cutely at Ivan) Me and Jesse always had a knack for acting, didn't we?

Jesse: And now, people will know your whacked view on sexual assault and toxic behavior. And that you don’t care about the background cast.

Thomas Astruc: Y-you can't do this to me! I'm your creator!

Mylene: That doesn’t mean you care about us! Now maybe we can get the reboot we’ve all been pushing so hard for with someone legitimately competent in charge!

Jesse: Fans are more than willing to pick us up. And there's new independent studios. Weeby Productions, Sparky Studios, Artzy Line, all with better pay, and more attention.

Thomas Astruc: You'll be nothing without me. Nothing! 

(The three kids get up and begin to leave.)

Thomas Astruc: I’ll make sure you never work anywhere again! I can have you blacklisted!

Mylene: So long, Asstruck. 

(They slam the door on him.)

Ivan: God, it felt good to do that! 

Jesse: Oh, have you guys heard the news? Weeby Productions and Sparky Studios are actually coming together for a lot of cool projects! I think they’re calling it ‘WeebSpark’. I’ve read some of their pitches, and they seem awesome!

Mylene: And Artzy Line! Gabriel tweeted about it. Soon enough, we won't even need Zagtoon. 

Jesse: You know, some may call this cringy, but cringe culture is dead, so screw them! Ivan: And... since Miraculous Ladybug is now on Disney Plus, I hear that we'll be getting some episodes from the multiverse that are pretty... heroic? Maybe a few that are villainous? (Wink wink nudge nudge.) 

Mylene: Not to mention some monstrous multiverses as well!

Jesse: I’m just glad this is all gonna be over! So long, Thomas AssFuck!

(They cheer and walk off. Ismael walks in and smiles at the camera.) 

Ismael: Yeah, this a plug. Deal with it.

Thank you so much to Weeby for helping me write the script! She's the creator of Jesse, and we had a blast visualizing how canon would screw him up. The "script" for the episode will be posted soon. Make sure to reblog, reply, post and ask for more. @artzychic27 and @msweebyness

[miraculousamara]

I got a story idea earlier today, I posted two chapters on my wattpad today. Basically it's a story idea where Chloe has a twin sister. But the twin is actually nicer than Chloe and only does what Chloe tells her because she makes her. This is Stoneheart Orgins Part 2.Because of text limit I'll add two parts. If anyone has any questions about missing plot points you can just comment or I might post the first chapter. Also Chloe and Cameron aren't identical twins, they have the same hair color, but they have different eye color, they are fraternal twins even though they are the same gender. (If I got any facts about twins wrong please tell me.my mother is an identical twin so I don't really know much about fraternal twins as I've only met one set)

Cameron's POV:

On the TV:

Nadja: (standing to the side of a picture of one of Stoneheart's minions, tablet in hand) The stone beings are scattered all over Paris, and for the time being, they are showing no signs of movement. (a variety of pictures is shown) Police have cordoned off the area.

Father: (on television alongside officer Roger) We won't stop until we find a way to get these people back to their normal selves, but for now, we're not making much headway.

(The camera flips backs to Nadja standing next to a photo of Ladybug and Cat Noir.)

Nadja: Paris is relying on our new guardian angels, Ladybug and Cat Noir, to save us all. Our lives depend on them.

I'm going to go to bed for the night.. I just hope tomorrow will be better.

Ladybug and Cat Noir.. I believe in you. I trust you. I know you can save us.

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Morning

I better get dressed before Chloe complains..

"Cameron! I set out your clothes!" I hear Chloe call out.

"Oh yay. What would I do without you?" I say sarcastically

"You would do nothing without me, because I always outshine you." Chloe says

"I'm just gonna get dressed." I groan

I rush downstairs to the hall and am the first to see father.

"Hey dad." I say

"Cameron. Are you okay? You're not scared about everything going on right?" He asks

"No father, I trust you, Ladybug and Cat Noir. I know they will save us." I say

"Thank you sweetie, I'll do everything in my power to keep you and your sister safe." He says

"I know you will." I say giving him a hug.

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A few minutes later..

Chloe comes downstairs.

"Hey is Jean whatever his name is ready with the car?" Chloe asks

"Yes, and remember to be safe dear." Dad says

"Yeah whatever. Come on Cameron!" Chloe says

I follow after Chloe and get in the limo.

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In the limo

"And you better remember what we talked about last night." Chloe says

"Of course Chloe." I say

I forgot to write in my diary about the whole Stoneheart thing last night, but I guess I can do it later today. When Chloe isn't bothering me.

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"Okay we're here." Chloe says

We exit the limo, greet Sabrina and enter the school.

"Woah look, it's Ivan." I say to Chloe.

"Let's go and see what the crowd around him wants." Chloe says with a suspicious looking smirk.

Oh no.. she's up to no good. She never is.

Especially when that look overtakes her facial expression.But I can't do anything no matter what she does... She warned me what will happen if I mess up again today. I just hope that she decides to be not so harsh for once, but the likelihood of that happening is slim to none unfortunately.

We walk over to the group.

"So you don't remember anything that happened? Alix asks Ivan.

"You were going ballistic! It was so cool!" Says Juleka.

"You were gonna crush me or something!" Says Kim

"I'm so sorry,  I wasn't myself." Ivan says

"I'm sure Ivan didn't mean to-" I start

Chloe Elbows me.

"What did we just talk about Cameron?" Chloe asks

"Oh right sorry. " I say sadly

"Once a monster, always a monster!" Chloe says

Ivan growls and storms off.

"Oh and don't let the door hit you on the way out!" Chloe says laughing

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Third Person POV:

(I TOOK THIS FROM THE TRANSCRIPT AGAIN)

Scene: Hawk Moth's lair.

Hawk Moth: Yes… feel the burn of those words. Lose your temper, Ivan! Your akuma awaits you. (taps on the cane that is holding the akuma)

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Cameron's POV:

"How could you say such horrible things to Ivan? You're the real Stoneheart!" Alya yells at Chloe

"Yeah, I'm the one who broke Sabrina's dad's arm.Back me up Cameron." Chloe says

"Just because you got that dumb footage of those superheroes doesn't mean you should get all high and mighty." I say

Chloe laughs and blows a bubble in Alya's face.

I do feel bad for what I said, but if Chloe ever catches me apologizing, it will be the end of me.

"Ugh! You little brats!" Alya starts

"Look everyone! She's angry! She's gonna split her underwear and turn into a huge muscly monster!" Chloe says

Alya growls and storms off.

Suddenly I see Adrien appear and wave to us.

"Hey Chloe, hey Cameron!" Adrien says

"Hi Adrien." I say

"Adrikins! You came!" Chloe says running over to him to hug him

I see a bunch of people who recognize him start to gush over him.

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"Isn't it amazing that you, me and my twin sister are all in the same class?!" Says Chloe

"Yeah, it is, I already have two people I know." Adrien says with a smile.

"Wow you look a lot like your mother." I say in awe.

"What?" He asks

"She said nothing." Chloe says while glaring at me.

"Cameron?" He asks

"Yeah, Chloe's right. I said nothing." I say

"One more slip up Cameron." She threatens

"I'm sorry, it won't happen again." I say

"Yeah, it better not." She says

I could've sworn Adrien passed a shocked look at Chloe, but that could be me just hoping someone heard her for once.

As we enter the classroom and Adrien finishes giving random people his autograph, Chloe rushes in front of us.

"Look Adrikins! I saved you a seat right in front of me!" Chloe says

"Thanks Chloe." Adrien says sitting next to Nino.

I sit in my seat behind Sabrina.

"Hi." Adrien says looking at Nino

"So you're friends with Chloe and Cameron?" Nino asks suspiciously

I feel bad for him anyway..

Suddenly I hear Adrien making an issue of something, I turn around and see Chloe and Sabrina putting gum on Marinette's seat.

"Woah, what are you doing?" Adrien asks

"The brats who sat here yesterday need some attitude adjustment, so I'm gonna teach it to them." Chloe says

Adrien gets up.

"I really don't think that's necessary." Adrien says

"Adrikins, no offense but you have a whole lot to learn about school culture." She says

"Didn't you already insult Alya in the hall?" I ask outloud on accident.

"Cameron what was that?" Chloe asks threateningly

"Nothing important." I say

"That's what I thought." She says

I look at the top of my desk sadly.

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Suddenly I hear the familiar voice of Marinette shout.

"Hey! What do you think you're doing?" I hear her say.

I look up and see Adrien picking at the gum on Marinette's seat.

Oh poor Adrien..

"Um-" he says

Chloe and Sabrina laugh.

Chloe glares at me for not laughing, so I just go along with it.

"Haha so funny you four." Marinette says

"Wait, I was just trying to get it off!" Adrien says

"Sure you were." Marinette says

Chloe and Sabrina keep laughing.

"Ugh, you're friends with the terrible two huh?" She asks

Honestly I don't blame her for that comment, but it still hurts everytime someone compares me to Chloe.

"Why do people keep saying that?" I hear Adrien quietly and sadly ask.

Marinette covers her seat with a tissue, and the two sit down

"See what I mean about respect?" Chloe asks

Adrien sadly sighs.

"Hey where's Ivan?" I ask

"How should I know where that brute is?" Chloe asks

"Why didn't you tell them that it was 'The Terrible Two's' idea?" I hear Nino ask

"I've known Chloe and Cameron since I was little... and while they may not be perfect, I can't throw them under the bus, they're my only friends. And I'm starting to think Cameron might not really have much to do with Chloe's plans.." I hear Adrien say.

He's the first person who has ever said anything nice like that about me..

"The terrible two are a package deal my man.. but I'm Nino, and it's about time you made some new friends." I hear him say

He deserves good friends. I wish I was allowed to have friends...

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Third Person POV:

(FROM THE TRANSCRIPT)

Scene: Hawk Moth's lair.

Hawk Moth: Yes. This is what I've been waiting for. You know the way, evil akuma. Track down your prey! Fly away and evilize him!

(The akuma held in Hawk Moth's cane exits it and flies out the window.)

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Scene: The locker room. Ivan is upset. The akuma flies in and infects Ivan's wadded-up song lyrics.

Hawk Moth: (from his lair) This is your second chance, Stoneheart, and this time you have extra help. No one will stop you from capturing the love of your life. Just remember, I'll need something in return.

(Ivan is akumatized into Stoneheart again. He opens his eyes and all the other stone beings across Paris start waking up.)

I'll link the rest of this chapter when I post the rest of it.