#he really said ☝️ 🤓

[o-sachi]

I commissioned art from the most amazing artist ever @marushato <3 Thank u twin u did my bowlcut king justice ily 5ever

All for the low low price of [redacted] 😲

(okay enough drawing back to nasty thoughts bonk bonkbonk)

[grogumaximus]

[stellewriites]

really fucking grinds my gears how my dad knows just how to make me feel fucking guilty for putting up boundaries and saying no

[aromanticannibal]

I will 4ever remember the weirdo who said that headcanoning katsuki as transfem or making transfem katsuki au was transphobic because it fits in the trans women are aggressive stereotype like

[glubandeepspace]

i see various talk abt happy endings in hopes for one as a focus and i have been such a person sometjmes and but also im like,,, but surely if knowing the lore, it's clear there have already been endings. in many ways. in the past, future, and even main timeline

many versions of many certain people have already died or suffered or so far still are or definitely will, all not only shown but highlighted. some things havent been / cant be regained, even if they were to remember, and sometimes remembering ironically ruins the happiness by at least half. versions aside there are still things/ppl lost.

happiness is relative (maybe subjective) and time is relative esp in this achronologically storytold game

the game already establishes a big theme of this the way i see it and how nonetheless this happiness matters (is even still worth fighting for) (live laugh love), even if it cant be truly, consistently eternal and simple and guaranteed

[tashid4]

Bakugou and his ovulating girlfriend

He was lying on the couch after a long day of work. It was always so relaxing when he could go home and get some rest after another day of being the best hero in town.

He was waiting for his lovely girlfriend to come home from work so that they could chill and cuddle together.

When he heard your car in front of his apartment he was so happy, you were finally here.

He certainly did not expect this...

You violently slammed the door like a raging beast. You, who's usually so calm, the total opposite of Katsuki. He was so shocked his eyes widened and he jumped from the couch.

He looked at you for a bit, almost worried because you were acting really strange.

After what seemed like an eternity to him, you finally opened your mouth.

"Why don't you come right here so I can suck your dick pretty boy?"

His jaw dropped to the floor. Since you met, you never surprised him so much. Of course he thought you were awesome and you never failed to amaze him. But never he would have expected this. His girlfriend always so shy and so polite...

"What did you just said?" he was still confused about your previous question

"I said, come here so I can fucking suck that dick"

That's how he ended up on the couch again, with your head between his legs. You were so messy and sloppy with it he almost believed you were some kind of evil twin. Spitting on it and shoving it back in your throat right after. Katsuki on the other hand was struggling to keep control of his own body. He could have already cum 10 times if he wasn't preventing himself not to. It was so hard not to cum with the feeling of your tongue rubbing his sensitive tip. With the sight of your head bopping on his cock.

"Was has gotten into you baby? You're so needy tonight"

This is probably terrible omg it's my first time writing smth so 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂... 🤓☝️ let me know what you think

[suiana]

(yandere! saw x gn! reader) (i actually haven't watched saw so idk how the game works 🤓☝️)

"and for your final challenge... you have to kiss me, now."

"aw hell nah, can you just kill me instead?"

"w-what?! no absolutely not!"

you watch as the male visibly twitches, freaking out on the spot as he faces the camera. he was literally panicking, gripping his microhone as you watch a bead of sweat drop down his forehead.

"no! it's either you kiss me, or you die! don't you understand?! you have to kiss me! it's like, the only option!"

"nah, i ain't kissing your clown looking ass. just kill me already dawg."

you remain calm, eyebrows raised as you tap your feet against the ground impatiently. there was no way in hell you were going to makeout with this man thing. he looked like a murder clown from 1900s with his black and white makeup and suit!

and even thoigh you thought you were freaky, there was no way you were going to kiss that doll turned man. nuh uh. that is downright insane, even if he does look hot. i mean, this guy killed people! led them to death games that none of them eould survive to begin with!

why?

cause he liked you, duh. the game was rigged apparently. you found that out from him when he sneaked around and tried holding a conversation with you. it was mostly just him talking though. flushed cheeks and stuttering and all. it would've been cute if he weren't a murderous doll.

"so? are you gonna kill me now? I'm actually not gonna kiss you."

"no! ugh! you're so stubborn! just kiss me already damn!"

he groans into the microphone, glaring at you down the cameras before he disappears momentarily, holding a big red button with the words 'do not push' underneath.

"if you don't kiss me now, i will press this button."

"what does it do?"

"make you do things. silly things. with me, of course."

you stare at him, silence filling the room. what the hell? you couldn't even get a chance to respond before he presses it and out came a chair which you were forced to sit down on.

"what the- a chair? you're gonna give me head?"

you stare up at the screen, only to realise that the oddly attractive doll-human had disappeared. damn it. so he really was going to get all up and physical with you huh?

you watch as he pops up from behind, a grin on his lips before he kneels down by your feet, face against your lap. he looked... weirdly calm and at peace for a doll that just led someone to their death a few hours ago. but you suppose it's because he's not human. well, fully at least.

"oh, so head it is-"

"no not head! what the heck?!"

the doll screeches, hands digging into the legs of the chair. he whines, throwing a small tantrum before his rosy cheeks get even rosier (if that was possible? and his eyes grow all wide. you raise an eyebrow at his silence, frowning slightly before yelping as he suddenly starts begging.

"ahem! do you want to be my lover? uh uh who said that?! okay okay, do you want to be my big sweaty alpha lover? WHAT?! WHO SAID THAT?!"

what the hell?!

"uh..."

"i meant- do you want to be my sigma lover who will peg me- WHO THE HELL SAID THAT?!"

"please just kill me."

yeah, now death is sounding like the much better option than being the lover of this weird doll. hey! maybe smashing your head against the chair would work!

[no-144444]

hello hello hellooo

you’re one of the very few people here that i see that writes for jack, and i have an idea ☝️🤓

you know that one trend that like “a boy who’s jacked and kind” (slim pickins by sabrina) i think reader would convince jack to do it, and it would be even funnier bc his name is jack 😭

idk i just thought it was a cute idea 😭🫶

sabrina said it best- j.doohan

summary: he's a guy who's jacked and kind, what can you say ?

pairing: jack doohan x fem! rb driver! reader

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Was it your plan to be carried out of a bar by your boyfriend because you were drunk out of your mind?

No, not really. 

But it was quite funny. Jack was the kind of boyfriend who literally would do anything you asked him to. He was the best mix of a golden retriever and black cat. Just introverted enough to let your extroversion shine through, but extroverted enough that he wasn’t socially awkward. He also had no shame in carrying you out of a bar after your first win in F1 (F1 power couple, if you ask me) with the biggest, smuggest smirk on his face. 

The bad thing about Monté-Carlo? How small it was. 

Fans had found out where you were celebrating, and they’d waited outside to catch a glimpse of the new RedBull darling, the highest scoring woman of all time in the sport. They were not expecting to see Jack carrying you out as you pressed soft kisses to his neck, giggled, or just smiled, making Jack stop so you could chat with passing fans. 

One such fan videoed him picking you back up after one such chat, and put it to the Sabrina Carpenter song ‘Slim Pickin’s’, to match the trend that was going around. 

It didn’t take long to garner over 10 million views. People who didn’t even know F1 were obsessed with it, and F1 enjoyers were even more obsessed. 

It didn’t take long for you to go to Jack, asking him to do the trend. 

And he was all too happy to oblige. You stood in front of the camera, a smile on your face as you lip-synced to the lyrics, Jack standing behind you with that same smug smirk, picking you up easily and sitting you on his shoulder, flexing his right arm to the camera. 

Your caption was the icing on the cake. 

A boy who’s jacked and kind? See what I did there! 

Yes, both Alpine and RedBull begged you to take it down, but it had 20 million likes. 

Fuck them.

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navigation for my blog :) (masterlist)

[alottiegoingon]

hc!friends to lovers

natalie scatorccio x fem!reader

summary: going from friends to lovers with nat

warnings: golden retriever gf x black cat gf dynamic, nat is secretly a softie, drugs and mommy/daddy issues mentions, cursing, pure fluff, not proofread

𖧊 to this day, nat still has no idea on how you two became friends. you were too different

𖧊 it started with you complimenting her makeup once and she was so rude cause she thought you were making fun of her

𖧊 “your eyeliner is so pretty,” you tried to be nice just to receive a “fuck off” and a middle finger right to your face. you were flabbergasted! you were just trying to be nice to a pretty blonde girl and now you were her enemy?

𖧊 your huge smile disappeared in seconds and when nat realized you weren’t mocking her, she got desperate. “oh, shit. you were actually serious?”

𖧊 she was constantly being slutshamed and harassed by the mean students and the idea of being complimented by you didn’t even make it to her head

𖧊 you were too sweet for her taste. too smiley, too happy, too soft and too excited. her words, not mine. but damn, you were pretty

𖧊 not that she would ever tell you that, but being friends with you was better than spending her days alone or with the other two guys she had for friends but were nothing but drug buddies

𖧊 “dude, what the fuck is that?” she grunts at the second you show her one of your favorite songs by backstreet boys “it’s so cheesy!”

𖧊 you held her arms and made her dance with you and she was so embarrassed and tried to brush it off by complaining a lot but her eyes didn’t lie. she kinda enjoyed that

𖧊 then, late at night when she’s unable to sleep, she secretly listen to the too happy and annoying shit type of songs you liked just to think of you :(

𖧊 she eventually found herself enjoying the cranberries, spice girls and lots of your catchy pop or soft songs while doing chores and would never forgive herself for that

𖧊 at first, nat was easily annoyed by you. by your overwhelming enthusiasm and positivity and how you would always see the good in others even if they didn’t deserve

𖧊 however, that didn’t mean you wouldn’t speak up for her. if anyone was caught talking shit about nat, you were always the first one to have her back. “excuse me? hi. that’s my friend you are talking about and you might wanna apologize to her right now!”

𖧊 bless your heart you really tried to be scary like her. at least the intention was there right

𖧊 “i don’t need you to defend me,” she was already snarling at you but you could see in her eyes that she didn’t mean that. she just didn’t like being vulnerable in front of others

𖧊 nat was tough, she could take care of herself. you knew that but you couldn’t let anyone be mean to her

𖧊 “i know, but i care about you!” “yeah, whatever 🙄🙂”

𖧊 and it worked the other way around as well. a single threatening glance of nat was enough to make anyone scared of even saying your name. yes, you were a pain in her ass but she was the only one who could say that

𖧊 “but you just said she was annoying,” her friend kevin defends himself from her scary look. “don’t call her that, asshole”

𖧊 nat couldn’t invite you over to her house trailer so you would usually hang out at your house or secret places she knew

𖧊 nat is a really lonely and independent person and that’s a consequence of her unstable childhood. running away from the mess she had for parents, she eventually discovered a nice small park with pretty trees around and thought it would be the perfect hiding spot

𖧊 smoking with nat? obviously a must. you would give her the old speech saying that it was terrible for her physical and mental health (🤓☝️) even if you were 100% sure that she wasn't listening and was just giving you ironic commments. "you don't say, princess"

𖧊 deep down, very deep down, she appreciated you

𖧊 “kevin told me he caught you listening to backstreet boys yesterday” you smile at her, watching her messy bleached hair cover half of her face as she smokes

𖧊 “fucking kevin,” she mutters under her breath and it’s the perfect opportunity to play around with her. “aren’t you gonna deny it? wow, you must really like me, nat”

𖧊 “shut up, princess.”

𖧊 it was meant to be ironic but since the first time she called you that, you two were sure that it was nothing but a caring nickname and you were a complete sucker for it

𖧊 spending time together became a casual thing and as essential as breathing. that didn’t go unnoticed

𖧊 showing up to support her on a game day or just practice, holding a big sign with her name written with gliter gel pens and smiley faces and cheering so loud that people near you had to cover their ears

𖧊 thanks to that, she was so flustered that couldn't focus on the actual game

𖧊 classically, the yellowjackets would always make fun of her when you were around but especially when you weren’t. “are you happy that your girlfriend came to see you today?” van teases nat and suddenly she became their favorite subject to talk about

𖧊 “she’s not my fucking girlfriend!” she flips them off and storms off to hide how unbelievably red her cheeks were

𖧊 nat didn't take long to realize she felt different about you. but her doing your eyeliner to match her after you insisted didn't help. it was pretty hard to mantain her toughness when you were lying in bed with her on top, straddling you with face so close that you could smell the blunt in her breath

𖧊 "thanks, nat. what do you think?" you ask when she's done

𖧊 "not bad. thanks to me, obviously," she acts casually but she's like 🧍🏼‍♀️😊😮‍💨😵 seeing you with her goth ass makeup

𖧊 being jealous of you near anyone who would say hi to you was also a clear sign

𖧊 going from friends to lovers with nat would be something hard for her at first. she isn't used to trusting people that much. loving someone? what was she thinking?!

𖧊 this means that she would definitely push you away, intentionally or not, and would act weird for days until you finally confronted her

𖧊 and she tries to be rude to make you leave but it doesn’t work. eventually she opens up about her feelings, shaking and at the verge of tears, and you hug her tightly

𖧊 “i like you too, nat”

𖧊 holds your chin when kissing you 😵‍💫

𖧊 jealous girlfriend that was always there to keep an eye on you but wouldn’t say the words “i’m jealous” even if her life depended on it

𖧊 dating nat meant her having part time jobs to save money for weeks just to buy you something nice for your birthday or to take you to a special place in a special occasion. you cried like a baby

𖧊 you were aware that she struggled with money and you weren't rich either, so you kept things discreet. you would come to her with a tape with lots of songs that reminded you of her, "nat, you won't believe what i made you!"

𖧊 “i have no idea, baby..." but she definitely did cause you would do that at least twice a month

𖧊 she would be the first one to say “i love you” accidentally and got so stressed trying to fix her mistake with a cough but you had heard her and was freaking out, smile from ear to ear

𖧊 “you’re a moron, i love you” it took her five seconds to go from 😁 to 😧

𖧊 “i love you too.”

𖧊 when it comes to affection, i feel like she would be hesitant at first, not knowing what to do. having sex with random people was really different from wanting to show her love for you, it was harder

𖧊 realistically, nat wouldn't be the touchy type. she never really experienced affection from her parents (at least not in a long time), so it would be something new, but wouldn't be opposed to it once she realized how comforting it felt

𖧊 100% touch starved. you stroke her cheek once and she's tearing up already

𖧊 pretends to be bothered but always melts completely when you kiss her and loves to hold hands and intertwine fingers

𖧊 not everything was perfect and sharing feelings wasn’t easy for her. either way, you were always there for her, listening to her talk about her shitty parents or just comforting her after a bad day

BONUS!!!

𖧊 if the iconic barbie movie was released in the 90s, you would BEG her to wear pink clothes to go to the movies together and she would deny it every single time

𖧊 “but it would be so cute! we would match 🥺” you insisted, knowing that she was so close to cave in

𖧊 “it’s gonna make me look stupid, i don’t wear pink. quit it, princess,” nat nods, convinced that you would eventually forget about it

𖧊 a week later, nat is found at the movie theater looking like a damn flamingo

𖧊 “what happened to you? met an unicorn on the way here?” shauna mocks her as soon as she sees the blondie wearing a bright pink suit and black boots, matching your same color dress

𖧊 “shut up,” she gives them her middle finger

𖧊 “happy wife, happy life,” tai murmurs and she just nods, defeated. shauna, tai and van, all in pink thanks to your incessant pleas, followed her to get the tickets while you and jackie were excitedly buying snacks and pink popcorn containers shaped like barbie’s car

𖧊 (she definitely cried at the end and you had to kiss her tears away)

[palskippah]

Hi!

A while ago I posted this fic where Nimona turned into a baby for Ballister to practice holding them, and also on TikTok there's this thing of younger siblings using the 'something changed that day inside Lotso...' audio when their older sister/brother has a baby sjdkfj

-Also, Nimona is a tad bit jealous of Baby (about the attention that both Ambrosius and Ballister give him), and she's like >:( whatever I don't care (but she does waaa)

>She still loves him tho pipipi

>Actually, there's a fic that explains it ☝️🤓 (just kidding, but it does talk something about Nimona being jealous, I can't really remember pipipi I haven't re-read it since I posted it jdkdg)

-Also, I made a drawing of Ambrosius based over the fic that I mentioned, imagine that he said that exact same thing to Nimona while he held them:

>I bet Baby would go through the same thing when he's a teenager and Ambrosius says to any baby that they're the cutest sjkds

-I know the whole 'found family doesn't have to fit into traditional roles' thing and how important it is, but I also love the idea of Nimona being like the 1000+ years old kid of Goldenheart and also Baby's sister, but also her just being a teenager that lives in their house from time to time, but also Ballister's friend, and his little sibling, and his sidekick, and Ambrosius' hater, and Baby's aunt or whatever.

>Point is that I'm making them fit into all the roles, but I just especially love the sibling one, sorry I am projecting into her (I'm a big sister that had lil brothers as a teenager and spent a lot of time taking care of them 😔)

-Oh also imagine that Goldenheart are those kind of fathers that play with their baby even when the baby is like five days old and doesn't understand what is going on because they're still way too young.

That's it hehe

[majoryeager104]

more BSD Headcannons!!

relationship hc’s w my favorites! PDA edition!

Dazai 🎀🎀🎀

PDA is his favorite abbreviation

hugs, flirting, hand holding, kissing

he does it all.

shamelessly.

he’s such a hoe tbh

but a lovable one bc tell me why he’s so sweet about it

he may be annoying as fuck

but he’ll hold your hand so gently and saw the sweetest things and is so proud to have you

and he yaps on and on about you in frONT of you and it’s so sweet and thoughtful-

annnnd then he asks you to be his double s*icide partner 😀

Chuuya 🍷🧑‍🦰📏

actually tho

he wouldn’t be into pda

He’d be absolutely lovely, don’t get me wrong

But he’d be much more private about it

which imo makes it more romantic but ANYWAYS-

he’d probably worry that if you’re seen with him he could get you hurt

so he tries to keep your relationship as quiet and hidden as possible

the other PM members didn’t even know he was in a relationship till he bought you a bunch of presents flowers and chocolates for Valentine’s Day

Que surprised pikachu faces

but like I said he’s romantic as hell otherwise

Ranpo ☝️🤓

PDA?

naur

he just really loves his partner :3

doesnt love or hate pda

hes indifferent to the term

hes gonna love on you either way

he’s just super sweet like that

but I guess his form of pda

would be giving you some of his candy at the office

so everyone knows that no, he’s not hogging it, bc he’s always willing to give you some (just not anyone else)

Jouno 🧑‍🦯🦊

no.

solid no.

i love him and im sorry about this.

but no one is gonna have a single clue he has a partner.

not even hints like with Chuuya

he separates work and personal life so well it’s actually kind of scary

but similarly to Chuuya

hes much more romantic than you’d think in private

he does gift you plenty of things at absolute random like Chuuya, and he’s also very sweet

but he won’t gift you a kiss in public 😔

[cloudluvrrr]

give some fluffy sephiroth headcanons and my life is yours (i’m not sure where to put requests so i’ll just do it through inbox)

notes - YAYAYAY ofcc mathing userrs 😍 💗💗

-- ♡

sweet- lana del rey

-- crisis core

- He’d be very gentle, since he has a lot of strength and is fucking huge

- He’d be very gentle hugging and cuddling you (he thinks he’ll crush you like a bug)

- From all his missions he’d bring you a small souvenir

- I also feel like he wouldn’t be much for pda, but he does lead you places. and sometimes holds your hand and kisses the back of it.

- On his days off he’d spent the entire day with you. Either shopping or in your shared apartment.

- He’s very cuddly

- He’s a little dumb about simple things since he spent a lot of his childhood in a lab so it’s bound to happen

-he'll read lifestyle books with reading glasses

- Whenever he has the chance he talks about retiring, living in a small town and living a domestic life (and potentially finding his mother)

- He’ll get into whatever your interests are even teach you new things about them

- He lets you play with his hair while he looks through paper work or if he’s in a really good mood do his makeup

-he'll let you brush it, braid it, put it into bows.

- I also feel like he’d fall in love with Someone from a small town rather than someone from midgar

-potentially bringing them from there to midgar.

- He likes animals, I feel like he’d be very happy if his s/o had a cat (bonus if it looks like him 🤓☝️)

- I feel like he lives in a big fucking apartment with no furniture cause he sees no point, but eventually when he started to court you he’ll slowly add more furniture. (His hearts flutters when you compliment it)

- I feel like he can cook nibelheim doesn’t count) he’ll often cook, it’s simple but they’re yummy (like him)

-He'll do most of the chores, since he's always does them anyways.

-He wears a pink cat apron

-hes so cute i wish he wasn't fucking insane

-

he sat in bed reading one of his cook books, as the bathroom light was on. Meaning you were of course getting ready for bed, eventually getting into bed with him. You read along with him making a few comments at the dishes that were pictured

Till he put it away and got comfortable with you.

"I think I'll retire after this mission" he began burying his nose into your freshly washed hair.

"oh? so soon" you asked playing with a few strands of his hair

"yes.. perhaps it can help me find my mother.. nibelheim has intersting history i hear"

"oh.. when do you leave?"

"ah, tomorrow afternoon, this will be our last night together for now"

he adds with a small chuckle. and a sigh.

"goodnight my love" he said softly kissing your hair and turning off the lamp

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this was short but hopeu liked 💞

im tryingto be serious but i fear im too funny

NY STUPUD ASS SAVED AS A DRAFT INSTEAD LF POSTD IT 😭😭

Also when u make first class u can choose ur uniform WHO MADE HIS SLUTTY OIFIT

im so nor mal about this game

feel free to request more for ff7 😈😈😈

[adumbcrackhead]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANPO EDOGAWA‼️

He really said ☝️🤓

(I was being held by gunpoint by my bestie to draw him)

[sm-baby]

🤓☝️I think Sm-baby will enjoy dissecting this frame by frame./ref

See- no- this is sooo showtime coded. He touched her and confided in her with his crippling drug addiction "im gonna die" bro really chose his last moments with her on god 😔

" But mushy Caine said he misses his wife" YOU FOOL!! HE ONLY SAYS THAT AFTER SHE FALLS!! HE MISSES HER!! CUZ- CUZ SHES PASSED OUT- AND-

[whalesforhands]

So I rewatched hidden inventory again and saw that gojo can like- gravitate people around 🧍‍♀️

Would def pull mc to him if they argued or something and saw mc try walking away

“um, we’re not done yet 🤓☝️”

-🗣️anon

tw: yandere

this drabble is connected to this btw

“You,” You’re tugged back by a force unknown, practically dragged against your will as your hand slips off the doorknob, air working against you as your adrenaline pumps— All for your back to meet with the hardness of a chest, infinity long turned off and his face scrunched into one of squinted grumpiness.

You can feel hands on your waist, fingers trailing your midsection and the very evident pout on his face as you feel him push his chin into your hair, his arms squeezing against your sides and effectively chaining you to him.

“I don’t like it when ya don’t talk to me.”

(Hmph. What makes him think you like being trapped in his arms against your will?)

“I know that look.” A lithe finger pokes at your cheek, slow and playful and purposely taking his time since he’s aware that you won’t move, won’t retaliate. Not when you’ve refused to acknowledge him at all.

“Don’t be mad at me.”

It makes him all the more worried, honestly.

“Please?”

Be mad, be angry. Flick his forehead, bite his arm— Hell, slap him across the face. He’ll take it all without Infinity if it was you. Call him a bastard, call him a selfish, possessive monster, yell at him; tell him he’s the worst.

Tell him you hate him.

He’ll take anything over your disappointed silence, will lap at anything you’re willing to bestow upon this cursed soul of his.

Just don’t ignore him.

“I love you, ya know?” His whisper is in your ear, slow and soft and teetering upon a low murmur. You feel his nose tap against your cheek, his breath on your skin as his coos make your blood run cold.

“You understand, right?”

You have to, have to know that he does it all for you. So many curses out there, so many things that could possibly harm you, hurt you. It’s dangerous out there, you know? Plus, there’s no reason for him to let you go on missions when he can easily take care of them, no?

“The higher-ups have just been piling lots of work onto me instead of other sorcerers.” He stuffs another bite of the vanilla crepe into your mouth, cutting off any of your rebuttals as his smile grows all the more smug at your obedience, patting your head as you chew with resignation.

“Plus, it’s better for ya to stay in school and train anyway. S’ not like missions are gonna take themselves on if your Grade’s still so low.” He ends with shoving the remainder of his sweet treat into his mouth, licking at his lips and his wandering eyes meeting your unfocused, deep in thought ones.

“Ooh! Ya got cream on your lip, don’t worry and let me get that for you~”

Not even the way that you had Gojo Satoru playfully kissing the corner of your mouth was enough to distract you. Gentle was the peck, his tongue playfully poking out to tease at your heated skin that he took pride in being able to feel. Not even the way his hands had trailed down to your waist, his cheek now pressed against your own as he kept whining your name over and over—

You don’t hear it. You don’t hear much of what he had to say, really. All you know was that he said again. You know he’s Gojo Satoru, know that someone of his caliber has standards, but being called weak so directly to your face makes you uneasy.

You know it, have to come to terms with it after all this time spent in the school after that incident, had a lot of time to think about your next step— All whilst surrounded by your exceedingly talented classmates.

It’s quite the reality check, honestly.

And maybe, just maybe; a part of you had finally accepted your plain mediocrity that he just makes so abundantly clear.

“Satoru,” Your voice feels cracked and sore, a testament to how you’ve refused to talk to him all day— And a contrast to the arms that held you so gently, with such fragility— As if they were afraid that you would break had he just used an ounce of too much strength.

It makes you feel all the worse.

“… you promised me that you’d be back within the week…”

Isn’t it embarrassing? Aren’t you ashamed? To be so clingy of your precious friend for being late, to be vying so much for someone that the entirety of the Jujutsu society looked up to. So your gaze can only stay pinned to the floor, your grievances aired out into a quiet murmur as you finally give up on this farce.

You never liked being this alone, after all.

“I know, I know! Suguru and Shoko are out on their own personal missions too right? I tried really, really hard to get back as soon as possible, I swear!” His tone is still chipper, his arm holding you closer as you’re lead back towards the dorms, only his voice that filled your ears and the ringing of your quiet haplessness.

“Wouldn’t want ya to be too lonely in school, ya know?” He adds a hum as he stops before a dorm—So familiar you were with these halls, so much time spent wandering aimlessly when there wasn’t another student besides the small Panda following you around.

Was it embarrassing that you could tell it was Satoru’s dorm just by the specific pattern etched onto the wood of his door?

“I feel really, realllllly tired after that mission.” He smiles into your hair as he rocks back and forth with you in his hold, fingers skillfully undoing the button of your Jujutsu tech blazer and even daringly undoing the top few buttons of the long-sleeved blouse underneath.

Your undershirt peeks out, the beginnings of skin that the average eye could never get a peek at revealed to his gaze as he hums, turning his back to you momentarily as he looks around for one of the sleep shirts he was sure he had laying around.

And it makes you wonder, when he finally leaves you alone, finally gets his hands off of you and let you breathe— Even if he was only an arm’s length of a distance away from you… That you truly wonder how pathetic you’ve become.

You didn’t notice it until you felt the flare of his touch on your skin, the way his body was so warm, so close. You didn’t notice it until you were left completely alone in this big, big school, until you were drained of interaction from the outside world, from anyone else that wasn’t a sorcerer.

Did the sky always look so bleak? Was staying here everyday in this school, aimlessly wandering, studying and training taking a toll on you? You’re improving, right? You’ve got to be. You’ve been at it for days, weeks and months.

(Were you always like this?)

So why can’t he, your dearest Satoru, the strongest who could take on any mission, who was too busy to be able to take on curses that were considered ‘small fry’ tell you anything about your next mission? Why does Yaga always claim that there weren’t any available? Why do you feel so strange? Are you doubting them? Them, your closest friends, your only teacher, the people that you trust with your entire life—

A rustle breaks you out of your thoughts, Satoru with a towel thrown over his shoulder and his shirt unbuttoned to reveal the milky, taut skin underneath signalling that he was going to shower.

(Maybe you’re thinking too much.)

“Ehh— I’m pretty sure Suguru washed the pajamas ya left here not long ago, so just wear one of mine or his, ‘kay?” He pauses when he watches you swallow— Before your eyes so adorably avert away from him to nod your head.

So cute. It makes him just want to tease you all the more, really.

“Mannn… I feel way too tired to even think about washing my hair…!” He fakes his dramatics, his hand ruffling through his own white locks as he watches you through one eye, eagerly watching the way you nervously swallowed as you hug yourself tighter out of bashfulness.

Maybe it isn’t so bad to keep you holed up in this place, afterall.

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SOME OF MY ZERO DAY HEAD CANNONS🤓☝️ (they are real bad and random)

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- andre probably had some type of jealousy at cals ‘attractiveness’ but he wouldn’t say anything.

-when andre and cal would have sleepovers, whoever’s house they were in the guest would be forced to sleep on he floor (ex: when they slept at andre’s house, andre would make cal sleep on the floor while andre would be cozied up in bed)

-andre got bullied more than cal but andre would just be pissed over it and cal would have a total crash out, EVEN THO CAL DOESNT GET BULLIED A WHOLE LOT.

-cal has tried to get andre and rachel to be friends once but when he left the room they sat there waiting for him to come back and when he did they began to talk again.

-rachel thought cal was gay for andre for a little bit.

-andre hates doing presentations. not because he’s nervous but because he hates everyone in his classes.

-when andre said he wanted to shoot up the school for the very first time cal was like 😲

-if Ark was made in the 2000s, cal would play it and andre would clown on him for it.

-cal would order pizzas to ‘bother’ andre but andre does NOT care🙅‍♀️ (cuz he making money🤑)

-every time cal would do something weird, andre would ignore it because he either does not care, didnt really process what he said, or thinks that cal says this type of shit all the time.

-andre would pretend to throw punches at cal but he would use so much force that sometimes he actually does punch him and he would say “oops” and try not to laugh.

-when andre would drink like a coke or something and he has to burp, he taps on cals shoulder and when cal looks at him he would burp in cals face🙁

-when cal would think about shooting himself on zero day he would get sad at how he wouldn’t be able to talk to andre when he’s dead.

-i’m sure younger people (freshmen, and sophomores) would have a hallway crush on andre and cal.

-andre was considering if he should hang out with cal, after people called them fags for being together so much.